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Slide Rules

Topic 15 · 53 responses · archived october 2000
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~wolf seed
for ray, since he hasn't done this already.
~wolf #1
so, dear ratthing, when're you gonna show us a pic (for those of us sliderule challenged)?
~ratthing #2
oh! i'll find one for you!
~KitchenManager #3
go, ray, go! slide, ray, slide!
~ratthing #4
this page is totally awesome... http://www.sphere.bc.ca/test/sruniverse.html
~KitchenManager #5
like, totally, fer shur?
~ratthing #6
dude...
~wolf #7
ok, now i know what they look like, but what are they for? kinda reminds me of the "sliderule" i use to get the right distance for sewing hemlines.
~KitchenManager #8
they are primitive calculators, Wolfie...
~wolf #9
primitive? damn, they look pretty complicated to me. like an abacus or something? or for stuff like concrete? (my neighbor gave me one made of plastic, kinda neat)
~KitchenManager #10
I'll let Ray take over from here...
~wolf #11
uh, t'anks!
~ratthing #12
primitive, indeed! they are ultracool and ultracomplex!! sliderules were used in pre-calculator days to multiply, divide, calculate squares and cubes, square roots and cube roots, logrithms, and a variety of other trig functions. the basic concept behind the slide rule was that of ratios and proportions. you slid the parts of the sliderule to a certain position, then read your answer off. the advantage of a calculator over a slide rule is of course speed and accuracy. however, slide rules don't need batteries and can last for many, many years. also, learning things like powers and logrithms on a slide rule makes it easier to understand them than just typing numbers into a calculator!
~wolf #13
wow, thanks.....
~KitchenManager #14
(I knew I'd get you going, Ray...)
~ratthing #15
you evil, evil man!
~KitchenManager #16
be that as it may... I can be effective! (and probably affective, as well...)
~ratthing #17
convective? ,
~KitchenManager #18
hmmm...
~aschuth #19
Hey, but there's other ways to do the math thang, too. Somewhere around my place, stuffed in some moving boxes I got a book that does all that for you! Right, it says something like "Don't calc it - Look it up!" on the cover. Lotsa numbers in there, too...
~aschuth #20
Hmh, Ray's doing the ring-thing and gets himself married? Might explain why it's so quiet around this place here... Will he have to store his slide-rule collection in the garage? Or will she be thrilled and have them displayed on the living room wall? Will she embark with Ray on a crazed, all-out world-spanning slide-rule hunt without remorse or mercy?
~KitchenManager #21
YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
~aschuth #22
So, what will happen? I take Gate B...
~KitchenManager #23
I'm usually preferential to the back door...
~stacey #24
wow. thanks for the visual WER...
~KitchenManager #25
I knew you'd approve and, you're welcome. Anything else I can do for you?
~aschuth #26
Oooh, Wer, does that mean you also collect these things, what's this topic called, these sli...
~KitchenManager #27
no, but my father has a cool one...
~aschuth #28
Boy, where are you from! The Ozarks or what! I didn't know that it was that deeply, uh, rooted...
~stacey #29
WER is from Ireland... trapped helplessly in an Italian kitchen... he played bagpipes in high school and went to college on a scholarship based on his blowing talents... I knew him during those college years... what a dramatic transformation...
~KitchenManager #30
oops...forgot about all that...
~stacey #31
well pull out your yearbook WERsie! (that was my college nickname for heim)
~KitchenManager #32
yessum, tongue-twister (that was my nickname for her...)
~aschuth #33
So, why didn't this work out, one might wonder?
~KitchenManager #34
but it did, Alexander, it did
~stacey #35
*grin*
~KitchenManager #36
oh, the memories! (past, present, and future...)
~aschuth #37
So, you've been together in college or what? And what about this Brandon guy? Does he do Sushi, and she got fed up with pasta?
~stacey #38
he likes sushi... he likes pasta too!
~KitchenManager #39
as does Stacey...
~aschuth #40
And! And! What's that with you guys? Were you once affiliated, so to speak, or is that none of my biz? What happened at college? (But then, hadn't I once found in the innards of this place the very first posts you'd exchanged? Didn't look like you guys knew each other then...)
~stacey #41
*grin*
~aschuth #42
*wider grin*
~stacey #43
*cheshire cat grin*
~KitchenManager #44
you are correct on all counts, Alexander... we are affiliated (so to speak)... of course it is your business since a lot of it is posted around here... Stacey graduated, I flunked out... (we knew each other, we just hadn't met yet...)
~KitchenManager #45
So *ahem* anyone seen a good slide rule, lately? Or used one?
~stacey #46
what is the rule about sliding anyway???
~aschuth #47
I thought of all people here, you two guys knew!
~KitchenManager #48
sometimes, it is safer to pretend otherwise...
~aschuth #49
Oh. Excuse me. Wait, I'll rephrase that: "I'd never thought of all people here, you two guys wouldn't know!" Yep. Wer you're right - this looks much better!
~stacey #50
sometimes WER just acts coy...
~KitchenManager #51
and sometimes I just don't know how to act...
~aschuth #52
...but I always compensate by blindly typing ahea�kbgbm ab�kkhnb�lmadfhbno�ikkm qjed#pjgsnby�pkm., aerhbpouj4n-ydnfb anyway. Yes, I understand perfectly.
~cfadm #53
Alexander, William and Stacey. Where art thou?
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