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Topic 22 · 56 responses · archived october 2000
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~stacey seed
collecting allygators ... in yer pool!
~wolf #1
haha!!
~aschuth #2
Do I get this?
~visitor #3
probably not...it's in reference to a post in the pool topic in the home conference...
~stacey #4
and dammit! I keep entering topics while Telnetting and put '.' 'ok' without thinking... that's why all my topic names are 'ok' *sigh*
~wolf #5
maybe someone can change this one (i was wondering why pool allygators was in a topic called "ok")!!
~stacey #6
'cause I'm a dolt!
~wolf #7
ok.....*grin*
~KitchenManager #8
next time I get to telnet in, I'll see if I can change the name... suggestions, anyone?
~wolf #9
allygators....
~KitchenManager #10
so simple and straightforward, yet so poignant...
~wolf #11
uh-huh.... wer, get on over to paraspring....
~KitchenManager #12
I'm trying!...
~wer #13
and the topic has been re-named...
~wolf #14
noted *grin*
~stacey #15
it's all confusing for me with the time, ID and email prompt before the response!!!! HELP!!
~wolf #16
you lost me, girl!
~KitchenManager #17
I don't touch telnet stuff, Stace...would that be watcha talkin'bout?
~stacey #18
no... I was actually browsering it... and on the response line it began with the poster's name and a link to their email... (not crazy, not crazy, not crazy...)
~KitchenManager #19
um...always has as far as I know... (I'm lost or confused or both, methinks...)
~stacey #20
no no no!!! i was different... I SWEAR!
~KitchenManager #21
I know you were...
~stacey #22
it it it it it (damn it...) I MEANT IT was different!
~KitchenManager #23
SURE you did...we believe you, don't we guys?
~stacey #24
*sticking out my tongue*
~KitchenManager #25
fair is fair, I guess...(and it's such a cute and talented tongue, too!)
~stacey #26
it's purple (slurpee stained!)
~KitchenManager #27
then it would be tasty, as well...
~stacey #28
yummmm!
~KitchenManager #29
thought so...
~wolf #30
you'll never guess what? ok, lemme take care of the suspense right now. we went to get crawfish (out of a ravine) and in doing so saw the most awesome, scariest thing ever. ok, so it was a bayou and you probably won't find this fascinating but here we are, me with the binoculars (got to look for my hawks), my kids in the back of the truck, my husband in waders fishing for crawdaddies. when lo and behold, what appeared walking across the street about 50 yards up? nothing but a real life 10 foot allygator. upper. my son spotted her and i yelled at my husband to warn him she was moving in on his territory. i watched her disappear outta sight (her is generic in this case, i have no idea if it was a him either, and her just sounds better *grin*). well, we watched her travel slowly down the bayou towards my husband. then she slowly meandered back a bit. i warned the other fisher-folks in the area of this magestic bayou type critter and then we hopped in the truck and traveled the length of the bayou to see wher she went or was doing. turns out, she decided to hang out on the farthest bank and then when we left, it was like she was trying to decide if she wanted to leave her watery playground for the boggy soil. it was cool. that was the first time i'd ever seen an allygator that big, out of the water in the wild. not a zoo and not those spooky green eyes peeping out of the mire either. it was way cool!
~aschuth #31
Too bad you guys didn't slug it out! Would make a great Hollywood-movie: "She-Werwolf vs. THE GATOR From HELL". I could image the crayfish as sidecasts... Are Abbott and Costello somewhere around? Gotta have those, too! ;=}
~aschuth #32
(Wonder who would compose ther filmscore... After last night, I should perhaps ask Mr Quintron, he's from New Orleans, so he should feel at home with the story-line...)
~wolf #33
oh yeah! the crawfish would be bubba and boudreaux (gotta have those cajun names)!
~aschuth #34
And we MUST have the GATOR From HELL nibble that fishing dad within the first 15 minutes or the whole movie is dead meat. The kids can stay (+/- 1). After all, the She-Werwolf from the bayou gotta have somebody to save. Kids always work great with the 25+ female demographics, too - doesn't hurt to draw them in crowds to this fishing-trip nightmare. "All we wanted was them crawdads, all we got was a gore-fest!" Could also work as hook to draw the 12+ juvenile environmentalist crowd, plus the male 35+ social worker scene: Portrait the GATOR From HELL as pet that has been flushed down the toilet (like the NINJA-TURTLES!) and now positively defends the crayfish that raised her...
~stacey #35
neato!!!
~KitchenManager #36
I see it being a cult classic! Think we can get Savini to do the special effects?
~aschuth #37
Guess who called me!!! But he hung up when I said we'll do it on Super 8 and pull 30mm copies for the big screen off that. *Sigh*
~aschuth #38
Ah, sorry, 35mm, that would have been.
~wolf #39
*rats*
~wolf #40
what about making it a silent film?
~aschuth #41
Well, filming it in Super 8 is silent (they don't make the films with the magnet track on the side anymore, which enabled you to record sound while filming). But I'd like some nice thrilling score - it greatly enhances the whole movie experience. You can't make a horror movie for the whole family without sound. I need only one word to prove that: Screaming! On the other hand, if we could thkare 'em till their bones rattle just with the gruesome imagery, we might do OK without sound. Plus we'd be tr�s far out avantgarde dudes and dudettes!
~KitchenManager #42
Spring re-union at Cannes?
~wolf #43
haha! could you see us in People Magazine for the opening of our advante garde filme?
~KitchenManager #44
(especially if we were all in our work/former work clothes?)
~aschuth #45
And bleedin' all over the floor - this is a gore-thriller, remember!
~wolf #46
i think with characters like bubba and boudreaux, it could turn into a comedy. man, i'd hate to get in my dress blues for an opening...can we just wear our regular street clothes? do ya think they'd let us in?
~aschuth #47
You'll be nicely groomed. You can wear the pearls around your neck. I only advise to NOT insist on matching it with the pink hair clips. BTW, I do look presentable in a three-piece-suit. Yeah, of course it'll be a grotesque monster-gore-comedy. Fun, when you don't expect it, and heavy action, when you'd think you're in a Disney movie. Maybe like "Dusk till Dawn-meets-Arielle", just with a wolf instead of a mermaid, and the ole gator 'stead o' them vampires.
~KitchenManager #48
so when does the Bigfoot enter the picture?
~stacey #49
he wrastles with the gator to save Wolfie's little oink hair clips that have fallen into the pool during her struggle to escape
~stacey #50
Pink, not oink...
~aschuth #51
But them pink critters oink! At least when Gator stills her ghoulish needs... Big Foot doesn't do screen work. He supports the technical infrastructure of the post-production environment, of course! Could use a hand, though. Wer, interested?
~KitchenManager #52
sure! (I hope this is a paying gig...)
~stacey #53
pink hair clips for your efforts
~aschuth #54
...so you can oink better!
~wolf #55
i thought the oink fit in perfectly! i didn't think it was a mistake *goofy grin* maybe we should start a topic on film ideas? btw: we're going to the lake tomorrow and i sure hope we don't run into any allygators! oh, and when did the scene of action move into my back yard? man! now i've got to make the place look grotesque-monstor-gore-comedy presentable....
~stacey #56
yes, yes -- show off those hydraganeas!
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