{"conf": "unplugged", "generated_at": "2026-04-26T08:00:02.954878Z", "threads": [{"num": 1, "subject": "Unplugged Firth News (part 1)", "response_count": 3, "posts": [{"response": 1, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Nov 12, 2003 (11:36)", "body": "test"}, {"response": 2, "author": "terry", "date": "Wed, Nov 12, 2003 (12:08)", "body": "test 2"}, {"response": 3, "author": "terry", "date": "Wed, Nov 12, 2003 (14:42)", "body": "Unplugged now delinked from drool. unplugged conference Main Menu"}]}, {"num": 3, "subject": "<A HREF=\"http://www.colinfirth.com\">http://www.colinfirth.com</A>", "response_count": 1162, "posts": [{"response": 1, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  1, 1998 (20:48)", "body": "Indeed Terry! Simply marvelous! Ladies, let us have his birthday party here! Mark your calendars: September 10. What will you bring? And ...what is your gift? I will bring the champagne, Don Perignon Vintage 1982, lots and lots of it! I need more time to think about my gift."}, {"response": 2, "author": "Arami", "date": "Wed, Sep  2, 1998 (20:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 3, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (00:38)", "body": "speechless, eh?"}, {"response": 4, "author": "sofie", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (01:05)", "body": "Arami speechless? Never! I'd like to bring some Godiva chocolates...they go well with Dom Perignon."}, {"response": 5, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (01:19)", "body": "I shall look forward to this. Can't think of anything to bring right now, maybe some smoked salmon."}, {"response": 6, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (12:26)", "body": "Speechless? Moi? Nevah... Just having second thoughts..."}, {"response": 7, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (15:59)", "body": "Let's by all means have your first, Arami! :-) Hallo, I was away for a while and had several surprises on coming back. This was a good one. Nan stepping down was a bad one, I'm still in shock. I'll try to come back here for the birthday party, but since I'll leave for Toronto on the very day, I can't be sure. I'll have to think up a present."}, {"response": 8, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (20:01)", "body": "Let's by all means have your first, Arami! :-) I tried, dear, but apparently they were unprintable... ;-)"}, {"response": 9, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (06:41)", "body": "Hmmmm...great champagne and chocolates...I'll bring excellent strawberries, cherries, and creme fraiche."}, {"response": 10, "author": "wer", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (06:46)", "body": "party, party, party!!!"}, {"response": 11, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (13:37)", "body": "( Cheryle) .I'll bring excellent strawberries, cherries, and creme fraiche. Colin told Bridget that Creme Brulee was his favorite dessert...maybe you could include that too, Cheryle. As a good Scotsman Colin must like Haggis....I'll bring some of that and Oatmeal Cakes to accompany it.!!! Better bring lots of champagne...Moon. We'll need it to wash down the Haggis! :-)"}, {"response": 12, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (16:01)", "body": "Colin is not Scottish."}, {"response": 13, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (17:27)", "body": "( Arami) Colin is not Scottish I know he was born in England, but I assumed he has Scottish heritage from his interview in the US VOGUE, Sept. 1997 P. 494 when he says: \" I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,\"..... \" I am a Scots eccentric\"..... Whatever......:-)"}, {"response": 14, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (18:18)", "body": "Okay, my sister is due to have a baby on Sept. 9, but she will hold out for the 10th of Sept:) Keep your fingers crossed:) I'm going to be an auntie and Colin is going to be 38:) hee hee."}, {"response": 15, "author": "terry", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (18:46)", "body": "Does Colin know about this board?"}, {"response": 16, "author": "nan", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (20:41)", "body": "(Terry) Does Colin know about this board? Oh, I certainly hope not. There have been somethings said here that I'm sure he wouldn't find very funny. On the other hand, we hope to make the new page something he would not be ashamed to show his mother ;-p You know, more about his career and less about his chocolate puddles ;-)"}, {"response": 17, "author": "patas", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (02:15)", "body": "impossible! :-) For that he'll have to go to some of the other pages in the web..."}, {"response": 18, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (08:28)", "body": "Nan, is it really the chocolate pools to come to your mind first? And I thought I knew you a bit! :-D Speaking of chokkies (sp?): I think I will bring some cans of English beer to the party and call for a pizza. :-p Terry: I don't think - hope - he has ever been to Drool (*blush*!), though someone may have told him about. Why do you ask, Terry, are you going to offer him his address as a birthday present? :-)"}, {"response": 19, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (11:26)", "body": "Terry, you can contact his agent in LA, I believe Helen lists his address in the FAQ. Lafn, if indeed he feels Scottish, let him come to the party in a kilt. I would like to take this opportunity to claim the first two dances. Don\ufffdt worry, I will bring plenty of Dom Perignon to the party. Even Bridget will not know what hit her. Laura, as long as its after 6pm. What are you bringing? I see we all need more time to think about his gift! Let\ufffds all just show up with it on the 10th. What do you say?"}, {"response": 20, "author": "nan", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (11:34)", "body": "(Renate) Nan, is it really the chocolate pools to come to your mind first? And I thought I knew you a bit! :-D Of course not, dear. If anything, you know me too well. I was trying to check my usual vulgarity ;-)"}, {"response": 21, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (12:24)", "body": "(Nan)I was trying to check my usual vulgarity missed it again..."}, {"response": 22, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (12:49)", "body": "(Evelyn) I assumed he has Scottish heritage from his interview in the US VOGUE, Sept. 1997 P. 494 when he says: \" I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,\"..... \" I am a Scots eccentric\".... It's that funny way some actors talk... He was referring to his character in The World Of Moss aka My Life So Far."}, {"response": 23, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (17:18)", "body": "I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,\"..... \" I am a Scots eccentric\".... It's that funny way some actors talk... He was referring to his character in The World Of Moss aka My Life So Far. Not in my hard copy . But the surname Firth....doesn't that conjure Scottish lineage?"}, {"response": 24, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (17:42)", "body": "I always thought Firth was Yorkshire in origin. But I'd put even money on one or more Scottish grandparents. Most Methodist missionaries serving in India were from north of the border.....the Scots always provided good missionaries."}, {"response": 25, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (18:30)", "body": "Firth comes from an Old English word 'frithpe' meaning 'woodland'. It is apparently quite a common name particularly in Lancashire and Yorkshire. The Scottish 'firth' meaning an estuary comes from an Old Norse word for fjord. I would discount any obvious Scottish connection, as people with Scottish ancestry are usually fiercely proud of their roots, while Colin has never made any comment to that effect. Moreover, would you really consider him an eccentric? The article in Vogue speaks of filming, makeup a d Rosemary Harris playing his mother-in-law, all in the same paragraph as Evelyn's quote above - so it quite clearly appears to refer to the film, at least in my hard copy. :-)"}, {"response": 26, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (22:02)", "body": ", would you really consider him an eccentric? Definitely not.....but I didn't say he was....I was quoting the article. so it quite clearly appears to refer to the film, at least in my hard copy. :-) I would discount any obvious Scottish connection... Man, that's like in your opinion....man.....:-)"}, {"response": 27, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (00:15)", "body": "Cool background. Note to TeamFirth. Meet in 'projects' to ask/answer questions regarding the pending website."}, {"response": 28, "author": "heide", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (09:12)", "body": "Who is TeamFirth? What have I missed? And I thought I was all caught up."}, {"response": 29, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (09:53)", "body": "Man, that's like in your opinion....man.....:-) Or as Nan is fond of saying.... \"If we all agreed....we would have nothing to talk about\" :-)"}, {"response": 30, "author": "nan", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (13:30)", "body": "(Terry) Cool background. Thanks. I like it ;-) Meet in 'projects' to ask/answer questions regarding the pending website. Will do."}, {"response": 31, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (16:00)", "body": "(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? I'm part of it. After Terry took us by surprise with this domain site and a date someone had to create and upload something.... that's what we organize. Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Only rules: such a page should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval :-) ), and make sure you don't violate copyright, i.e. if you use pictures or articles found on other pages get the permission to do so."}, {"response": 32, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (16:57)", "body": "(Evelyn) Or as Nan is fond of saying.... \"If we all agreed....we would have nothing to talk about\" :-) Yes, blame Nan now... But I think that even Nan won't advocate disagreeing about obvious facts... ;-)"}, {"response": 33, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:15)", "body": "But I think that even Nan won't advocate disagreeing about obvious facts... ;-) Hey...what facts? I read it one way....you read it another. Duh........:-)"}, {"response": 34, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:28)", "body": "projects is the place for details, like asking me to set permissions on directories and other techy stuff. Renate, Arami, Myretta and Nan are Team Firth. Unless I misunderstand (if I did, please correct me). All these folks have accounts on the http://www.firth.com or http://www.colinfirth.com website and can place content there."}, {"response": 35, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:31)", "body": "(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? I'm part of it. After Terry took us by surprise with this domain site and a date someone had to create and upload something.... that's what we organize. Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Only rules: such a page should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval :-) ), and make sure you don't violate copyright, i.e. if you use pictures or articles found on other pages get the permission to do so."}, {"response": 36, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:57)", "body": "(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. I was going to volunteer to rotate his tires, change the oil or regap his sparkplugs! ;-D I"}, {"response": 37, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (18:27)", "body": "(Renate) should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval. A happy thought indeed! PEACE & LOVE to Team Firth."}, {"response": 38, "author": "nan", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (19:13)", "body": "(Evelyn) Hey...what facts? I read it one way....you read it another. LOL! You say tomato, huh? ;-p (Terry) Renate, Arami, Myretta and Nan are Team Firth. Unless I misunderstand (if I did, please correct me). Nope, you got it. :-) (Karen) Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. I was going to volunteer to rotate his tires, change the oil or regap his sparkplugs! ;-D Sorry babe, that's my job. It was the inducement they used to get me back on the team ;-p"}, {"response": 39, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (21:33)", "body": "Sorry babe, that's my job. It was the inducement they used to get me back on the team ;-p OK, send me a team jacket (with all the sponsor logos) then."}, {"response": 40, "author": "nan", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (21:56)", "body": "(Karen) OK, send me a team jacket (with all the sponsor logos) then. Do you want the one with the 2 chocolate puddles on the back or the one with the embroidered ticker and dangler on the breast? ;-p"}, {"response": 41, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (05:32)", "body": "(Evelyn) Creme Brulee was his favorite dessert...maybe you could include that too Consider it done. Oh, and somebody who hasn't signed up yet should bring the birthday cake. Maybe somebody who can post a picture of it after she's designed it, with all the candles? He/we don't have to eat too much of it, but let's give him a chance to make a birthday wish. (wer) party, party, party!!! Great--so the whole extended family is coming! :-) (Karen) Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. Yeah, I like it ;-) (Renate) I don't think - hope - he has ever been to Drool (*blush*!) (Nan) somethings said here that I'm sure he wouldn't find very funny. Or tasteful or comforting or accurate or sane. But at least we don't BOTHER him with them. (Moon Dreams) let him come to the party in a kilt. I would like to take this opportunity to claim the first two dances. Don't you love a guy in a kilt? To Team Firth:(Uh-oh. Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Moon Dreams) we all need more time to think about his gift. Let\ufffds all just show up with it on the 10th. What do you say? Good idea. Don\ufffdt worry, I will bring plenty of Dom Perignon to the party. Even Bridget will not know what hit her. Good. I won't arrive till after 23:00 EST, so I don't want it to be all gone ;-) I will send the Creme Brulee, strawberries, etc. ahead so you will all have them. And not to worry--I don't think Bridget ever knows what hit her, so you can probably just give her water. Does anybody know the time he was born? Then we can go to one of those astrology sites and see that his Moon is in XXX, etc. Maybe someone's already done his chart. Just seems appropriate at a birthday party."}, {"response": 42, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (07:54)", "body": "Colin is a Virgo with the moon in Taurus. We would need the time of his birth for his ascendant. Cheryle, I am so happy to see you in such a party mood as myself! Yes, I think men in kilts are very sexy. Love the birthday cake idea! Nan and Karen you always make me LOL!"}, {"response": 43, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (12:40)", "body": "Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question."}, {"response": 44, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (12:49)", "body": "(Laura)Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question. because those four (TeamFirth) can?..."}, {"response": 45, "author": "terry", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (12:53)", "body": "Because this is *the* website for CF?"}, {"response": 46, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (13:11)", "body": "Ladies,Cheryle has inspired me to do Colin\ufffds astrological chart (thanks to my extensive library), so for you who might be interested: Sun in Virgo Moon in Taurus Mercury in Virgo Venus in Libra Mars in Gemini Jupiter in Saggitarious Saturn in Capricorn Uranus in Leo Neptune in Scorpio Pluto in Virgo In the Chinese calendar he was born a RAT. Terry, have you contacted Colin\ufffds agent in LA? I\ufffdm certain they will wish to know of the web site. Looking forward to Sept. 10th. Laura, what a question!!!"}, {"response": 47, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (13:29)", "body": "(CherlE) (Uh-oh. Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) What makes you say that?"}, {"response": 48, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (13:41)", "body": "(Laura) Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question. Since when are web sites born from necessity? Just an answer. (Terry) Because this is *the* website for CF? Well, I don't know about that. There are some really terrific Colin sites out there. We're just hoping to make this one representative of all Colin fans, not just Drool or Pemberley or the list."}, {"response": 49, "author": "heide", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (14:06)", "body": "(Renate) Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Looks like I'll just be sitting on the sidelines for this, feeling very guilty of course. Not having the know-how or the hardware for such a task as TeamFirth is putting together, I can only be a cheerleader. Like Cheryl, I'd like to know Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future? With his name \"officially\" on it, I just feel the need to be more restrained. I'd never want him to see our other topics. (Nan) We're just hoping to make this one representative of all Colin fans, not just Drool or Pemberley or the list. Then we'd definitely have to be more restrained. I think there are people out there who don't necessarily care for our degree of enthusiasm for certain facets of his charms. Or who don't see the joke. Still, I thank Terry for reserving this domain for \"us\". What, if anything can those of us not on TeamFirth do to help?"}, {"response": 50, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (15:09)", "body": "Moon Dreams what about us Aries??? you left us out. I know I can provoke, tease etal:)"}, {"response": 51, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (15:53)", "body": "(Heide) What, if anything can those of us not on TeamFirth do to help? Suggestions are welcome, honey. But, for the time being (because of the time constraints) we are just trying to get things together. Once the page is up, then certainly let us know if there is something you think might be an interesting addition."}, {"response": 52, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (15:53)", "body": "Laura dear, I myself have Aries moon but the above is really his natal chart. I have the books, so you see you will have to chose another topic with which to provoke and tease me."}, {"response": 53, "author": "patas", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (18:36)", "body": "(heide) we'd definitely have to be more restrained Oh dear... Not that I'm one of the less restrained (by nature, not option), I so love the spontaneity that I'm afraid will be lost. Aren't there enough serious sites around, as in the Friends of Firth and the like? Do you think he goes ther more often than here, and enjoys it more? Would you? But if you're worried, had you better not ask him? Through his agent, or whatever?"}, {"response": 54, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (19:24)", "body": "I'm sorry to be a bit confused. The new website at www.colinfirth.com will not necessarily be linked with Drool, will it? I thought the web site was to be a general informational site about Colin and that we would still be free to carry on our dialogues here at the Spring without added restraint. I agree that the ColinFirth site should be something he could access without embarrassment (and I would not want him or his agent to ever read some of the things I've posted in the past). Oh the shame :-)"}, {"response": 55, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (19:43)", "body": "(Gi) But if you're worried, had you better not ask him? Through his agent, or whatever? Now, now...sister, calm yourself ;-) It's just a fan page and, other than having a link to this Conference, has nothing to do with the conversations here. Don't let it put a damper on your enthusiasm. (Jana) I thought the web site was to be a general informational site about Colin and that we would still be free to carry on our dialogues here at the Spring without added restraint. You are absolutely correct, Jana ;-) And, for getting the right answer you get a prize! ;-p"}, {"response": 56, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (21:11)", "body": "Nan, speaking of prizes, I'm still thinking about my choice of team jackets. But don't you think the embroidered ticker and dangler might look better on a modified humpy hat? ;-D"}, {"response": 57, "author": "nan", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (08:25)", "body": "(Karen) But don't you think the embroidered ticker and dangler might look better on a modified humpy hat? ;-D I was thinking something more along the lines of baseball caps, but humpy hats would certainly be more appropriate. Hmmmm, I imagine something as...well, humpy, as the humpy hat might get in the way of one's duties. To get them out of the way we'd have to fold them up and stick them under our arms, giving a whole new meaning to the term \"pitcrew\" ;-p"}, {"response": 58, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (16:11)", "body": "but humpy hats would certainly be more appropriate. Would someone pl. describe a humpy hat to me?"}, {"response": 59, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (17:55)", "body": "(Nan) as the humpy hat might get in the way of one's duties. Nevah!! Just turn them on their sides...a more homey approach to humpy hat wearing. :) (Evelyn) Would someone pl. describe a humpy hat to me? Since Nan's officially back in school, I'll put you out of your misery. However, Nan IS the Keeptress of the humpy hat. It's the hat Darcy is wearing when the Bingley party alights from the carriage to go to the Meryton Assembly. Some people say it's a bicorn or tricorn type hat. I know someone shall correct me if I am wrong."}, {"response": 60, "author": "Arami", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (19:10)", "body": "Bicorn - i.e. two-horned, vaguely like Napoleon's hat. Part of a Regency gentleman's formal evening attire. Rarely worn: usually held under arm, folded flat."}, {"response": 61, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (12:41)", "body": "And often called (around here) \"Incroyable\""}, {"response": 62, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (14:51)", "body": "Ladies, just walked in the door, I have bought Colin's gift! See you all tomorrow. Wishing the best to Team Firth for the grand opening. Party, party, party!"}, {"response": 63, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (15:25)", "body": "oh, yeah, one more time... Party, party, party!"}, {"response": 64, "author": "Renata", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (17:41)", "body": "Classic actors votes Go and take a look at the result ..... make haste!!! make haste!!!"}, {"response": 65, "author": "Renata", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (18:08)", "body": "It's midnight now in the UK - and it looks as if I am the first one to congratulate... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, C O LIN FIRTH!"}, {"response": 66, "author": "Arami", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (20:10)", "body": "Ditto ;-) (I'm shy...)"}, {"response": 67, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (02:27)", "body": "Happy birthday! When the heck does the site open anyway? It's past 0 hour in most States :-) I'm leaving now, call you back from Toronto!"}, {"response": 68, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (07:24)", "body": "Colin, I wish you a very happy birthday! I wanted to share my love of music with you, so I hope you enjoy my gift. The complete Waterboys collection, Keith Jarrett\ufffds \ufffdStaircase\ufffd and \ufffdThe Vienna Concert\ufffd and Jeff Buckley\ufffds \ufffdGrace\ufffd. Now, I would like to claim the first two dances."}, {"response": 69, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (07:29)", "body": "Three Deers and company, Love Colin's picture. Looking forward to more!"}, {"response": 70, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (15:26)", "body": "CONGRATULATIONS NAN, The website is brilliant.....What a nice gift for Colin. We are all v. proud of you. Lots to celebrate today.:-)) (But now that we are part of the official webring.... we shall have to behave :-) )"}, {"response": 71, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (17:21)", "body": "WHERE's THE PARTY???"}, {"response": 72, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (17:32)", "body": "Happy birthday Colin! Love those fireworks! What a great tribute to a fine actor."}, {"response": 73, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (18:09)", "body": "Congrats to TeamFirth......I love the cartoons! And Happy Birthday Colin! Where's the party? I think the glare of the public spotlight has put us all very much on our best behaviour......maybe we should celebrate by taking afternoon tea. :-)"}, {"response": 74, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (19:00)", "body": "...or a cold shower... ;-D"}, {"response": 75, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (20:31)", "body": "I'd say everyone's out dancing in the streets...or attending their own *private* parties."}, {"response": 76, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (20:54)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN AND MANY MORE!"}, {"response": 77, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (21:32)", "body": "There's plenty of champagne left, but the haggis is all gone. The creme brulee looks yummy. Eat up everyone! Arami, you can come in now. Wo ist du Renate? Laura, did your sister have the baby?"}, {"response": 78, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (21:40)", "body": "Hallo ladies, cheers from Toronto! I really can't stay but I've btought some flowers... Have fun! Just saw The Site - congrats! And again - HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!"}, {"response": 79, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (23:59)", "body": "Well, it's still the 10th on the west coast, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! The web site looks fantastic! Team Firth did a fabulous job."}, {"response": 80, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (00:27)", "body": "Totally, totally, totally awesome. A deep bow to each of you."}, {"response": 81, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (02:03)", "body": "I'm sorry I missed the festivities, but glad Moon Dreams was there to receive the Creme Brulee etc. I was out of town and became ill :-( I am in awe of the how much came together so quickly, and the fireworks are perfect. I had the wine shop deliver my present directly: a great Italian wine (1988 Gaja Barbaresco) in honor of L. and a fabulous Bordeaux (1995 Leoville-Las-Cases, St. Julien) in honor of, um, anybody we know who\ufffds been in Bordeaux when C has. Moon Dreams, I should have given him The Koln Concert! BTW, what does the rest of his chart mean ? I'm a double Libra, on the cusp of Virgo, so I have a clue about part of his chart, but what can you tell us? Moon in Taurus would interest us, yes? What about the Capricorn? Nan, Terry, Team Firth: What happens on this board from now on? (me)Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Nan)What makes you say that? Subsequent discussion has pretty much cleared it up for me, I think. There might be more traffic because we\ufffdre linked to our G-rated site, which is linked to others in the Ring. However, the boards are still PG-R rated."}, {"response": 82, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (11:11)", "body": "The party was great fun, the fireworks were unexpected but so beautiful. We must do it again next year. Dear Cheryle, we seem to have similar tastes in music as well as wine. I suggest you try a 1992 \ufffdPoggio Antico\ufffd Brunello di Montalcino if you get a chance. I was debating whether to give him the \ufffdKoln Concert\ufffd as well!!! The person with the moon in Taurus has a passionate desire for attention and have a strong desire for material success and is also very sensual (as if!), this combined with Virgo who are perfectionists by nature and tend to take care of themselves and are desirous of acquiring knowledge. We get a little in-depth look at his career choices here. Of course the most important thing in one\ufffds chart is the ascendant (your personality), and we don\ufffdt have that because we don\ufffdt know the hour of birth. The most important planets are sun, moon, ascendant , mars and venus, the other ones are relative. I must say you are making me dust off some books I have not looked at in years! You, my dear have a birthday coming up I see. The RAT personality is anxious not to be a failure, the affable, elegant and generous rat lives for today. This animal should never be underestimated. (no, indeed, never!) I hope this helps \ufffdmake out his character\ufffd. There seems to be a bit of Darcy in Colin. (But didn\ufffdt we suspect as much?)"}, {"response": 83, "author": "Renata", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (11:47)", "body": "(CherylE) Nan, Terry, Team Firth: What happens on this board from now on? Bring your knitting stuff - Oh, well, just kidding. :-) No reason why it should be much different. But what happens depends on you all, and on the new host to come - can't we find a way to bully Heide into it? :-)) Also I hope we will get some more lurkers and posters. We - the TeamFirth aka 3Deers - will work on the site as we find the time, and we invite suggestions. What would you like to see on such a page, what is not already on one of the other excellent Firth sites? Ok, that makes it pretty difficult. Be creative! My first suggestion would be to make a separate page for a collection of interesting links which were posted here and spread over the boards, a collection like a kind of custom-made online bookmarks. So, when you surf around, and find something interesting, don't forget to take a note of the link, and post it here with a brief description."}, {"response": 84, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (16:09)", "body": "Hey Nan......Re: \"Reading of the Face\" page........ ...to be followed by a \"Reading of the Hands????? \"Wicked Women of Spring\" ....AKA \"Slurpies of Drool\""}, {"response": 85, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (16:36)", "body": "Strictly best behaviour type suggestion for new site......how clever are you with sound files? CF has a marvellous voice and (special request coming up!) I would love to hear his rendition of Rupert Brooke's \"Oh haven without wave or tide\", which he reads so beautifully in \"The one before last\". Could you perhaps link this to your opening page? O haven without wave or tide, Silence in which all songs have died, O infinite deep I never knew I would come back, Come back to you, Find you as a pool unstirred, Kneel down by you without a word, Lay my head and nothing said In your hands ungarlanded, And a long watch you would keep, and I should sleep, And I should sleep. Enough good taste!! Re \"Reading of the Hands\" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there!"}, {"response": 86, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (17:01)", "body": "definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there! Y'mean never mind the second crease of the inside of the wrist to the longest finger? OK Bethan. Don't be so cryptic.Tell us more of this academic university report. In our new behavior mode, we are terribly scholarly....:-)"}, {"response": 87, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (17:25)", "body": "Oh, no, not another scientific hand measurement report! ;-)"}, {"response": 88, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (19:57)", "body": "Sister has not yet had said baby:( But, I think tonight or early tomorrow. She's having contractions:) My first Niece!!! I'll be an auntie for the first time:)"}, {"response": 89, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (10:30)", "body": "(Lizbeth) Re \"Reading of the Hands\" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! It says that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're a very sensual, sexy, etc. etc. person. Just what we needed, another reason to look at Colin's hands!"}, {"response": 90, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (14:58)", "body": "It says that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're a very sensual, sexy, etc. etc. person. Hey Moon.....my index and ring fingers are the same....what does that mean.? I suppose one could always cut the index fingernail shorter :-) OK Nan....let's have the picture of CF's hands again from FP.....enhanced!"}, {"response": 91, "author": "nan", "date": "Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (19:36)", "body": "(heide) With his name \"officially\" on it, I just feel the need to be more restrained. I'd never want him to see our other topics. Just in case anyone is wondering, this is not an official site--it just happens to have his name. (heide) Then we'd definitely have to be more restrained. I think there are people out there who don't necessarily care for our degree of enthusiasm for certain facets of his charms. Or who don't see the joke. That's true. Personally, I have no shame about drool. It's fun and harmless. I understand that there are those who don't approve of it and that's okay, but it sure as hell isn't going to keep me from doing it. ;-) (Karen) However, Nan IS the Keeptress of the humpy hat. Indeed, I am\ufffdand don't you forget it ladies 'cause I have spies everywhere ;-p (Arami) Bicorn - i.e. two-horned, vaguely like Napoleon's hat. Part of a Regency gentleman's formal evening attire. Rarely worn: usually held under arm, folded flat. As you can see, Arami will be the archivist for cf.com ;-) (Gi) And often called (around here) \"Incroyable\" And not to be confused with INCROYABLE ;-p~~~ (Arami) Ditto ;-) (I'm shy...) Pffft! ;-p (Evelyn) (But now that we are part of the official webring....we shall have to behave :-) ) Hee hee..behave like what? ;-p BTW, we haven't had the chance to join the webring yet\ufffd (bethan) maybe we should celebrate by taking afternoon tea. :-) (arami) ...or a cold shower... ;-D LOL! Now, that's m'girl\ufffd:-D (CherylE)Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Nan)What makes you say that? (CherylE) Subsequent discussion has pretty much cleared it up for me, I think. There might be more traffic because we're linked to our G-rated site, which is linked to others in the Ring. However, the boards are still PG-R rated. Don't let the link to cf.com change the way you choose to speak. Spring has never been a secret among Firthfans. They all know it's here, and some even lurk, even if they don't participate. The link shouldn't make much difference. (renate) Bring your knitting stuff - LOL! (bethan) CF has a marvellous voice and (special request coming up!) I would love to hear his rendition of Rupert Brooke's \"Oh haven without wave or tide\", which he reads so beautifully in \"The one before last\". Could you perhaps link this to your opening page? I think it's a great idea, honey ;-) However, sound files tend to be very large and it would slow up the page. I'll have to play with some more compression programs to see if I can get that file down to a manageable size. Or maybe just take a couple of the lines, rather than the whole thing. Dunno\ufffdgotta play. (bethan) Enough good taste!! Well, that was fast ;-p (bethan) Re \"Reading of the Hands\" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there! (Evelyn) Y'mean never mind the second crease of the inside of the wrist to the longest finger? As I've said before, I remain unconvinced ;-)"}, {"response": 92, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (01:30)", "body": "(Nan) You are absolutely correct, Jana ;-) And, for getting the right answer you get a prize! ;-p Oh Nan, I just re-read this and can't believe I've neglected to respond until now. (see post #55). Do I really get the whole Darcy :-)? My heart is all a-flutter."}, {"response": 93, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (04:27)", "body": "(Moon Dreams) the moon in Taurus has a passionate desire for attention...is also very sensual.. That's the part I was thinking of. ;-)"}, {"response": 94, "author": "heide", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (11:00)", "body": "(Jana) Do I really get the whole Darcy :-)? I understand, Jana, that you not only get the whole Darcy but you get the Full Darcy too - an upper class version of the Full Monty but he gets to keep his hat on. Your choice which hat. ;-D"}, {"response": 95, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (11:01)", "body": "\"Oh haven without wave or tide\" What an apt way to introduce our new website... ;-)"}, {"response": 96, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (13:21)", "body": "Well, if the length of the poem poses technical problems (which I'm sure you can overcome, ladies!), how about a shorter soundbite........\"Here? Yes, here\" ,\"Can I smoke?\" for example. Any suggestions?"}, {"response": 97, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (20:25)", "body": "The Spring offers a realaudio server, by the way."}, {"response": 98, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (19:04)", "body": "Okay, sister had said baby today four days too late, but I tried:)"}, {"response": 99, "author": "felicia", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (16:12)", "body": "Terry: Because this is *the* website for CF? LOL! Sorry, but I think you guys have a way to go before you can say that. Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") But at least you've made him commercial. So to speak. ;-) www.disney.com"}, {"response": 100, "author": "Arami", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (17:51)", "body": "Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\" And which asylum are you posting from, Felicia?"}, {"response": 101, "author": "nan", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (20:25)", "body": ""}, {"response": 102, "author": "nan", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (21:01)", "body": "(\"Felicia\") Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") It doesn't say anything even vaguely like that. Do you honestly think that, if I could get Colin's attention, I'd waste the time by asking him to design a website? Since you just registered at Spring today, I imagine you've done so for the sole purpose of stating your opinion of the site without having to use your real name. *sigh* Everyone is entitled to an opinion."}, {"response": 103, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (07:43)", "body": "fe-lic-i-ty PRO: fE lI sE ti POS: noun INF: felicities DEF: 1. an instance or condition of great happiness; bliss. DEF: 2. a cause or source of great happiness. SYC: delight (2), pleasure (2), delectation, joy (n 2) SIC: enjoyment, elation, jubilation, exhilaration, happiness XWN: enjoyment1(1.00) jubilation1(1.00) exhilaration1(1.00) DEF: 3. a talent for appropriate and pleasing behavior, esp.expression, or a display of this talent: EXA: a felicity of speech. Hmmmmmm. If this were an intelligent joke, then I should think the reading comprehension skills would have been a bit better. At least cleverness makes the time and annoyance somewhat worthwhile :-( BTW, Terry, I've been meaning to comment on the blissful lack of random italicizing. Thanks."}, {"response": 104, "author": "terry", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (07:46)", "body": "It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. It's come a long way in a short time! I said that more as a challenge to Team Firth than as a commentary on the site (which at the time didn't really even exist)."}, {"response": 105, "author": "terry", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (07:46)", "body": "(slippage)"}, {"response": 106, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (21:19)", "body": "Terry...Nan... Point of information ,please. 1. When I invite someone to post on Drool. Which URL do I give.... spring.net and click on Drool...or the spring.net/yapp URL at the top of this page.... 2. When I log in from another computer (library) do I key in this URL\"restricted /read/drool etc and will the dialog box appear asking for my password? Maybe this is listed in a tutorial someplace on Drool. Thanks."}, {"response": 107, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (21:29)", "body": "Addendum: To previous #1 Would you prefer if I routed people through colinfirth.com . Click on spring Discussion board. Lots of options now :-)"}, {"response": 108, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (00:20)", "body": "Evelyn, darling. Use this url please. http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/public/browse/drool/all Then they can either log in or sign up after they go to any topic. And I love it when you say you're inviting folks to post! The dialog box will appear asking for your password when you log in from another computer that's lacking your cookie. And you know what the tres cool url is? OK, give up, it's: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/fifty Try it! Keep sending those lost guys to babes, babe!"}, {"response": 109, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (08:11)", "body": "(Terry) And you know what the tres cool url is? OK, give up, it's: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/fifty Try it! This is cool? OK,..... if you say so, boss. Thanks for all the other directions.I"}, {"response": 110, "author": "Fe1icia", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (21:16)", "body": "ARAMI: And which asylum are you posting from, Felicia? Ah, would that there were a sure asylum, Arami. Forgive my abrupt arrival among you, but after a recent web search I did wonder who had had the, shall we say, enterprise, to turn a man's name into a commercial domain name. Perhaps you shouldn't link your page to your conference? In case others may wonder too and want to express their opinions? MOI: Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") NAN: It doesn't say anything even vaguely like that. No, really, that isn't what it means? The way \"designed by\" is so cleverly imposed on his name? And I was so sure. . . . NAN AGAIN: Since you just registered at Spring today, I imagine you've done so for the sole purpose of stating your opinion of the site See above. NAN AGAIN: without having to use your real name. *sigh* Oh, Arami is a real name? And Moon? It helps to know these things. I am Felicia. I did notice, however, that the box for my name when I come here is labeled \"pseudonym\". CHERYLE: fe-lic-i-ty INF: felicities DEF: 1. an instance or condition of great happiness; bliss. Excellent display of dictionary usage. TERRY: It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. I understood that outside talent actually did the creating? MM Design is a member of Spring? My mistake. I will watch with interest to see what it becomes."}, {"response": 111, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (21:31)", "body": "It matters not who does the creating. Or who gets the credit. It's a community effort . . . Team Firth! What a fine group of folks to pour their talents into the project."}, {"response": 112, "author": "Renata", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (23:38)", "body": "(Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") The way \"designed by\" is so cleverly imposed on his name? I wonder how this misunderstanding can happen. Felicia is not the first one nor will she be the last one to mistake the domain address. The problem may be that every page looks different depending on your system configuration and software used. Further, someone not knowing us may misinterpret our motivations. So what is it that you see, Felicia, that makes you think we suggest that CF had approved of, let alone contributed to the page, inspite of the disclaimer \"This web site is an independent endeavor, and is not connected to Mr. Colin Firth in any way. It is intended as a tribute to an actor we all admire.\" ? Is it the \"CF\" background pattern? The \".com\" in the domain name? (Would it be any different if it were \"colinfirth.se\" or \"colinfirth.net\"?) IMO it clearly says on the entry page that it was designed by \"MM\" who is one of the most devoted and uncommercial Firthfans you can think of, and I bet you know her page with the inimitable style: Mary Murphy's \"Colin Firth - An Appreciation Page\". Just to clarify: The web space and domain name of colinfirth.com is provided by Spring / Terry. The page is run by the TeamFirth aka 3Deers plus some geeky volunteers. We only use our own collected, snapped and scanned material, or that of friends. Mary was so kind to do the design for us when we were too busy with job/school/private stuff to meet the all-too-close deadline for opening of the page on CF's birthday. I cannot speak for Terry, but for the TeamFirth: this page is an endeavour as uncommercia as any page could be, despite of the \".com\" ending. With the issue \"commercial\" here are some IMO interesting questions raised: To Terry: * To which extend is Spring commercial? Do you make money with it? Or do you intend to? Does it make you rich? Or poor? :-p Terry, perhaps it would be helpful if you could explain your intentions / terms on which you run Spring. If not on this board, perhaps somewhere else. More general considerations inspired by Felicia: * Makes linking to a commercial page the linked page commercial, too? * Is registering a domain.com name commercial in itself even if you run it on a non-commercial basis? * What is commercial on the net? Is putting on a banner to compensate for server cost already commercial? * Would you call my page on AOL commercial, just because AOL makes money with it? I think this could make an interesting discussion."}, {"response": 113, "author": "nan", "date": "Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (12:28)", "body": ""}, {"response": 114, "author": "nan", "date": "Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (12:36)", "body": "Renate, deer your post was terrific. Your statements are both accurate and reasonable--sounds very much like me at the beginning of this whole Firth adventure ;-) However, I've had a long week at school, I have piles of work to do and I am incapable of bullshit. So ladies, pardon my unusual lack of diplomacy but... (\"Felicia\") Forgive my abrupt arrival among you, I could easily forgive the abruptness of your arrival if I felt your intent was something more than just pure provocation. (\"Felicia\") but after a recent web search I did wonder who had had the, shall we say, enterprise, to turn a man's name into a commercial domain name. That would be Terry. He surprised us one day by stating that he had registered the domain. While it is not something we would have thought to do ourselves, we felt that it would be safest in the hands of Firthfans, as we have no desire to profit at Colin's expense. This has all been explained several times before, as I am sure you are aware. And btw, it is not yet listed on any of the search engines, so you could not have found it that way. (\"Felicia\") Perhaps you shouldn't link your page to your conference? In case others may wonder too and want to express their opinions? Nowhere on the site does it say to \"post your opinions at Spring\". In fact, it says to send suggestions or comments via email. Therefore, you are obviously a Firthfan who has heard about the site through the grapevine\ufffdand it's galling you. If you have friendly advice or suggestions for the page then, by all means, email them to me. However, if you only wish to enter our circle in order to state your objections (liberally peppered with sarcasm and wearing your \"Felicia\" mask) then I suggest you find a kind ed spirit and do it in email. Trolls are not welcome here. (\"Felicia\") No, really, that isn't what it means? The way \"designed by\" is so cleverly imposed on his name? And I was so sure. . . . LOL! Do you think we had the time to design the page so that it sent an inaccurate subliminal message? Only someone who was searching for something to criticize would have come up with that one. On both my browsers the \"designed by\" overlaps what is clearly a background. (Nan) without having to use your real name. *sigh* (\"Felicia\") Oh, Arami is a real name? And Moon? It helps to know these things. They are regular participants here. You are not. They did not register yesterday in order to post without guilt. I am Felicia. Pffft! Now, now...while I may not be the host of this Conference anymore, Terry has left my host privileges intact. Don't make me hunt down your domain. (Terry) It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. (\"Felicia\") I understood that outside talent actually did the creating? It was a collaborative effort by a group of us, not only those people who participate here. This shows that Firthfans are capable of working together without worrying about whose page is better and who's using what photos. This is about shared resources and community effort. Anyone who thinks otherwise is entirely missing the point of both our site and the web in general. (\"Felicia\") MM Design is a member of Spring? Aah, so you did see Murph's logo. It's interesting how you remembered that when it suited you. (Terry) It matters not who does the creating. Or who gets the credit. It's a community effort . . . Thank you, Terry! I'm glad you understand us...and the other Firthfans who want to participate in some way. Do you see why I was opposed to this topic and why I've always preferred to keep the site conversations in email? And you thought I was just nuts ;-p (Terry) Team Firth! What a fine group of folks to pour their talents into the project. Felicia's comments have inspired me to break out the Snappy and open up the Photoshop ;-) I daresay it had quite the opposite effect of the one she had intended ;-p (Renate) Further, someone not knowing us may misinterpret our motivations. Indeed. It would be very easy to misinterpret our motives if a person didn't know us. I do not believe this is the case here. I'll leave the questions specifically about Spring to Terry, but in terms of .com being a commercial site the answer is no. True, there was a time when .com was designated for commercial use only. However, the guidelines for registering a domain are not as strict as they once were due to the enormous number of names currently being registered. This also applies to .net. .com tends to be the most popular of the TLDs, but it no longer indicates a commercial site. Now, it's more a matter of the registrant' preference. So there ;-p"}, {"response": 115, "author": "terry", "date": "Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (12:45)", "body": "Well said, Nan. I couldn't agree more!"}, {"response": 116, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Sat, Sep 19, 1998 (06:01)", "body": "Ditto. Boy, I'd sure hate to have Nan hunting down my domain.... And everybody knows the story with .com."}, {"response": 117, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 19, 1998 (07:26)", "body": "Very well said Nan! I would love to see that inspired Snappy! THANK YOU 3 Deers for your time and dedication. Poor Moon Zappa, tell her it is not a real name!"}, {"response": 118, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 19, 1998 (16:03)", "body": "Hey...let's not waste our time with \"food-fights\"..... Remember the LA riots when one of the guys said: \"Can't we all just get along\"..... Let's so something really productive ....... like discussing PLAYMAKER on #98.!!!"}, {"response": 119, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Sun, Sep 20, 1998 (01:48)", "body": "(Evelyn)like discussing PLAYMAKER on #98.!!! And our movie!"}, {"response": 120, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Sun, Sep 20, 1998 (02:16)", "body": "Nan, I agree - very well said. I just love it when you get smokin'... (and I hope school is going well so far :-) Thank you 3 Deers for all your work on the website. Love it!!"}, {"response": 121, "author": "Renata", "date": "Tue, Oct  6, 1998 (16:05)", "body": "It's still not yet linked to the main page because it is still under construction, but take a look: http://www.firth.com/html/arch-mo.htm"}, {"response": 122, "author": "heide", "date": "Tue, Oct  6, 1998 (19:29)", "body": "Thanks for the preview, Renate (3Deers). I haven't had time to look at everything yet but I can say I like Press Cutting #4 very much. That profile!"}, {"response": 123, "author": "Renata", "date": "Tue, Oct  6, 1998 (22:49)", "body": "I think I should mention that only some of the items are linked yet - basically those with an explanation - will link them successively."}, {"response": 124, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Oct  7, 1998 (17:08)", "body": "The MOTM archives is v. impressive. Thank you gang. I look forward to the rest of it and more :-))"}, {"response": 125, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Oct  8, 1998 (08:45)", "body": "Evelyn, got your call last night. You can detail what you need in the projects conference. I asked William to meet there also."}, {"response": 126, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Oct  8, 1998 (11:43)", "body": "Ooh, sounds like we might be getting close. Thank you, Evelyn."}, {"response": 127, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (14:10)", "body": "Colinfirth.com is down - HELP!"}, {"response": 128, "author": "terry", "date": "Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (01:55)", "body": "http://www.colinfirth.com and http://www.firth.com should both be back up now. Blame me. For not being able to pay for this domain till today. Please send any contributions to help pay for these names and the upkeepof the site to: The Spring Rt 2 Box 56r Cedar Creek TX 78612 payable to either the Spring or Paul Terry Walhus Thanks and apologies again."}, {"response": 129, "author": "Allison2", "date": "Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (00:56)", "body": "3.2.99 or should I say 2.3.99. Colinfirth.com is down!"}, {"response": 130, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Feb  7, 2036 (03:45)", "body": "We'll get it back up soon. Mel Riser had to reboot the servers yesterday when he moved them."}, {"response": 131, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Fri, Mar 12, 1999 (12:24)", "body": "After getting Marcia's pictures and chatting last night I went right to Celebrity 1000 to vote for ODB. He came up to over 500 in the last poll but deserves better IMHO"}, {"response": 132, "author": "nan", "date": "Thu, Mar 18, 1999 (22:49)", "body": "Terry, can we add another user for firth.com? Is that something I should contact Jeff about?"}, {"response": 133, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, May 21, 1999 (21:02)", "body": "I can't stand it!!! I'm absolutely devastated. I thought this was a hot link to colinfirth.com and never came here till today. NO Wonder I missed CF's Birthday last year when I needed cheering the most! I shall go read all 132 postings and beat my breast all the while over what I have missed. Is there no end to the fascinating things Terry and WER think up for us at Spring?! Thanks guys!"}, {"response": 134, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Jun 13, 1999 (08:43)", "body": "http://www.firth.com/stats/stats.cgi will show you the stats for firth.com/colinfirth.com Web Server Statistics for www.firth.com Program started at Sun-13-Jun-1999 08:31. Analysed requests from Wed-23-Sep-1998 18:55 to Sun-13-Jun-1999 08:32 (262.6 days). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Summary (Go To: Top: General Summary: Monthly Report: Daily Report: Daily Summary: Hourly Summary: Domain Report: Host Report: Directory Report: File Type Report: File Size Report: Status Code Report: Request Report) (Figures in parentheses refer to the last 7 days). 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How much of that is Drool responsible for, I wonder. We get very busy in there from time to time. Thanks, Terry. Most impressive."}, {"response": 143, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Jun 26, 1999 (16:50)", "body": "Thanks Terry..... Someone should send ODB a print-out of this stuff....it would boost his morale... On the other hand ...send it to Harvey instead."}, {"response": 144, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 1999 (22:04)", "body": "ODB's Birthday is only one month away...and it's the proverbial 39th (He's not allowed to admit that he's any older than this, you know!) Anybody cooking up plans?"}, {"response": 145, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 1999 (22:18)", "body": "I kinda like it in here. It is his site...and all...your thoughts? Not much happening here so I can fetch all the flowers and tahitian and hawaiian dancers and tell them to be ready.."}, {"response": 146, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (13:56)", "body": "Hi! Let's try and make this party much better than last year's, and at least as good as mine was at 72 (Wat? Impossible!)"}, {"response": 147, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (15:58)", "body": "Moon was in charge last year...with Marcia, I think. Of course, we were not at skilled (?) as now in bringing images here or Karen's scanning. Moon brought the Dom Perignon and I brought haggis, which I will do again in celebration of his latest role as Edward Pettigrew!! ( Everybody... pl.look for a pic of haggis for me on the web) BTW, I need to learn and practice copying the location of an image...is that on #41?)"}, {"response": 148, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (16:19)", "body": "If #41 is the Help topic, go right ahead."}, {"response": 149, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (19:45)", "body": "Not a whole lot was done last year...this year shall be different. We shall never be the same after Gi's shower. I am rounding up the hula dancers as I write this...and the flowers...and the jellyfish salad..."}, {"response": 150, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (19:46)", "body": "Wot!? We're having leftovers? ;-D"}, {"response": 151, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (20:48)", "body": "Nevah! Fresh pig, fresh ladies (fed the others to the Volcano gods)...or would yo rather I think of something not so Hawaiian for him.....I just may do that...more exotic than here...I know!!!! ....but it is my secret!"}, {"response": 152, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (21:50)", "body": "Well let me know because I can take some pesto sauce out of the freezer... ;-D"}, {"response": 153, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (22:06)", "body": "Not for ODB !!! He has never given us left-overs. We should do as well by him as he has for us...at the very least!"}, {"response": 154, "author": "patas", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (07:22)", "body": "Besides, he probably has pasta everyday as a first course, so let's treat him to something else. What do you say to each chosing her favourite national dishes?"}, {"response": 155, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (13:34)", "body": "That would be great, but Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau complete with fresh food and more dazzling ladies - because others have had a luau. Don't quite know how to handle this little problem!"}, {"response": 156, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (13:50)", "body": "(Gi)Re: Firthday Party What do you say to each chosing her favourite national dishes? That's a super idea...and since the US is so big..how about regional dishes? **** (Marcia)Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau complete with fresh food and more dazzling ladies - because others have had a luau Nah! You wanna' have a luau...go ahead!!After all that's your regional schtick. Mine is a western barbecue...(gag, gag).Rather have a luau :-)"}, {"response": 157, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (13:54)", "body": "You're on! But no more Jellyfish salad. I am off to find some more exotic pupus to get our tastebuds in working order. It is never to early to post food for thought! (I was going to take him to Antartica via sled-dog team and feed him muktuk!)"}, {"response": 158, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (14:12)", "body": "I am re-reading the last few posts... So, everyone is invited and encouraged to being her own national/regional dish...right? So, it's an International Theme....because he belongs to the world...right? You know me...I'm a mega-organizer...like to get the ground rules down- pat...so there are no misconceptions. *** Any other ideas out there?? I'm off to practice on #61"}, {"response": 159, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (14:13)", "body": "but Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau No!! All I meant was no leftovers. ;-D Regional food for Chicago: pizza, hot dogs and BBQ ribs! The holy trinity of Chicago food. Or we could have fried chicken...I could pick up some KFC. ;-D"}, {"response": 160, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (14:27)", "body": "Karen, if I have to supervise half-naked men who are going to be digging my imu, the least you could do is bring me some popcorn chicken with the sweet-sour sauce, please. This is very hungry work!"}, {"response": 161, "author": "Lizza", "date": "Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (10:21)", "body": "sadly having missed the lovely shower for dear Gi, I am a bit of a novice at this , is 161 where it's at for technical help for thickies like me? I think it's a great idea especially as some of us will actually be seeing him during his 39th year!!! (sorry Marcia, I won't go on about it). I am going to bring something from Bath, add an Austenesque feel to the festivities."}, {"response": 162, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (10:40)", "body": "61 is our Help for Droolies topic. People have been using it to practice posting pictures or anything else. Something from Bath would be very nice indeed! ;-D"}, {"response": 163, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Aug 18, 1999 (03:10)", "body": "Right, now I've gotten myself in trouble... How am I going to find pics of my favourite Portuguese dishes and pastry? ;-) Like Marcia does, I guess: hunt and dig and travel until I find them! :-)"}, {"response": 164, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Aug 25, 1999 (19:46)", "body": "It is the only way I know of finding goodies. Not so secret way to get quick pictures is to use altavista and have it do a picture search. I got Evelyn's dynamite Tiara that way. (Did not know about it for Gi's shower...)p"}, {"response": 165, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Wed, Sep  1, 1999 (20:11)", "body": "Are the native didhes to be state goodies, such as Florida strawberries. Alaskan salmon, Idaho potatoes, SD watermellon, Kentucky mint julep, Minnesota walleye. Since I have lived in all these states, which one is the best."}, {"response": 166, "author": "heide", "date": "Sat, Sep  4, 1999 (08:59)", "body": "I think you should bring them all, Lucie. They sound delectible."}, {"response": 167, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep  4, 1999 (19:14)", "body": "I declare the bazaar open! Countdown for the 10th!"}, {"response": 168, "author": "ommin", "date": "Tue, Sep  7, 1999 (21:11)", "body": ""}, {"response": 169, "author": "Renata", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (15:43)", "body": "Midnight approaching....... I think I can drop this here....."}, {"response": 170, "author": "catheyp", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (16:57)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin The cakes are made and iced, the meat pies are in the oven warming, the tomato sauce (read ketchup if you're American) bottle is full, the beer is as cold as it can get without freezing, the champagne is chilled and the glasses sparking. Here we go; party, party, party (Aussie style)."}, {"response": 171, "author": "amw", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (18:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 172, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (19:12)", "body": "I'm just going to drop this off now, but we'll open it later... ;-D"}, {"response": 173, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (19:38)", "body": "'Tis past midnight in Portugal and England.So maybe I can say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!"}, {"response": 174, "author": "heide", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:13)", "body": "That little figure is mesmerizing, Gi. I can't keep my eyes off it. Can't wait to see what's in the boxes."}, {"response": 175, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:22)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN....FROM THE GANG AT DROOL"}, {"response": 176, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:28)", "body": ""}, {"response": 177, "author": "amy", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:37)", "body": ""}, {"response": 178, "author": "ommin", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:41)", "body": "And a happy birthday Oz style from me. The shrips are on the barbie, read and cooked. Anne"}, {"response": 179, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (21:38)", "body": "Lovely ladies!! Can't wait to see what's will have been posted while we in the western hemisphere sleep. (Amy) 39 Better & Better Absolutely!!"}, {"response": 180, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:28)", "body": "Hauoli No Hanau, Colin Firth"}, {"response": 181, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:30)", "body": "Hana hou..."}, {"response": 182, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:32)", "body": "And someone special to bestow it upon you..."}, {"response": 183, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:34)", "body": "ODB relaxing in the tradewinds as he awaits the evening's festivities..."}, {"response": 184, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:40)", "body": "As ever, the images from the Aloha State make you want to hop on a plane. But in the meantime, I found another bestower of leis: The Lei Lady ;-D"}, {"response": 185, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:18)", "body": "I don't have a scanner to send any lovely images, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN"}, {"response": 186, "author": "Dawkins", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:19)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin baby from Danielle Meers and Gail Dunn. The women in your life you haven't met yet."}, {"response": 187, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:32)", "body": "Lucie, IM me again"}, {"response": 188, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:35)", "body": "Oooo. I can't wait!! Better drop off the package for tomorrow! And add my two cents to the decorations: I hope everyone's plans are in place. Here' wishing Colin a: *****HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*****"}, {"response": 189, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (00:04)", "body": "Have lots of goodies coming from Chi-cow-go via my Bovine Messenger Service:"}, {"response": 190, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (00:13)", "body": "A three-wheeled cow? Sevres? What will they think of next....! His ship readies for the evening, lolling in the brilliant sunlight as he snoozes in the shade: The entertainment prepares to board:"}, {"response": 191, "author": "ommin", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (00:56)", "body": "Oh yes and a happy birthday from me. I can't do better than that."}, {"response": 192, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:36)", "body": "As the guests gather and the evening draws near the gods of fair weather and good appetite are requested to join the cruise. Good fellowship is bound to follow! The Gods she is invoking:"}, {"response": 193, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:41)", "body": "The Blissful Firths enjoying the deepening evening sky and each other... The Climax of a lovely evening for the celebrating couple"}, {"response": 194, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:43)", "body": "The tired and happy Firths greet the dawn... HAUOLI NA HANAU, HANA HOU!"}, {"response": 195, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:45)", "body": "Fair weather for Firthday in Engalnd, Portugal and Italy:"}, {"response": 196, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:52)", "body": "Oops! Meant England, of course. Does this look like a Hawaiian beach to you? Wrong! This is in the Algarve, Portugal."}, {"response": 197, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:58)", "body": "Where Colin can also try his hand at golf while he gets ready for the party:"}, {"response": 198, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:07)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! You are the Star today, and every day!"}, {"response": 199, "author": "quimby", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:19)", "body": "So sorry, away from home and at someone else's computer, so I can't post the actual present, but it's: A week at a private island resort in Fiji for 10. And a large basket of St. Emilion grapes."}, {"response": 200, "author": "quimby", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:20)", "body": "Oh and yes, Happy Birthday. Mine is in 16 days :-)"}, {"response": 201, "author": "quimby", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:28)", "body": "Marcia, I have an imu that needs digging, I'm sure. Send the lads over when they're finished with yours. I'm sure you've chosen well."}, {"response": 202, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (06:54)", "body": "Dear Colin, knowing what a great horseman you are, I have searched all over the world to find the best and the most gorgeous horse....for the best and the most gorgeous man on Earth!! Yes, I have found what I\ufffdve been looking for.... He\ufffds an Egyptian Arab stallion, currently residing in California doing extremely valuable stallion services. You see, this horse is a genetic miracle but also a very lovable animal and great for riding!"}, {"response": 203, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (07:04)", "body": "Happy 39th Birthday Colin! I have come in mongolfiere from my castle in Umbria to attend your party. Richard Branson was quite put out when I left him and the rest of my guests. He was in the middle of explaining how it all started thanks to Mike Oldfield\ufffds Tuberlar Bells, Virgin Records that is, and since I had heard the story before, I took my leave. But it could not be helped, I simply had to come to your festa. Ciao, ciao! As promised, I have brought lots of vini italiani for the celebration. Cheers! Colin, there\ufffds nothing better that I could wish for you than to have a very musical birthday, so, please accept as gifts two of my favourites. I trust you own an amplifier. The classic Fender Stratocaster. And, the classic Gibson Les Paul. Tanti Auguri! Saluti anche a Livia."}, {"response": 204, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:24)", "body": "In keeping with the musical theme, I've taken the liberty of inviting a neighbor of mine (well, a neighbor of sorts). He's on his way into the party right now... ...and is surveying Moon's gift guitars with a gleam in his eye! Now he's grabbed a guitar and is warming up those tender vocal cords... Mi mi mi mi...glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye...tra la la la la...darkness on the eh-he-he-he-dge of town...do re mi fa so la ti...Rosalita jump a little higher... And is givin' it his all for Colin's birthday concert! BRUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!! Here's wishing all the best for Colin on his birthday. There's nothing like celebrating with a shot of Bruce Juice!"}, {"response": 205, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:31)", "body": "Another thought....Colin, you possibly prefer to ride a mare instead of a stallion? To ensure that you get the best possible gifts I also want to give you a wonderful white Shagya mare! With all her equipment and a mile long genealogical table of course. A quick, powerful Shagya could be especially useful in the forthcoming Flashman project! Here she is...."}, {"response": 206, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:36)", "body": "BRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCE!!!! What great entertainment for the party, Eileen. Does he take audience requests? ;-D"}, {"response": 207, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:45)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN GREAT ONES!!"}, {"response": 208, "author": "amw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:52)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin, and many thanks for working so hard this year so that we have so much to look forward to."}, {"response": 209, "author": "amw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:53)", "body": "Thanks Tineke for the tuition!!"}, {"response": 210, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:54)", "body": "Loved the erupting volcano, Marcia. Brings back such wonderful memories of MLSF [*blows nose*] and another discussion on Geo. ;-D"}, {"response": 211, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (09:39)", "body": "Colin, Most importantly and from the bottom of my heart:"}, {"response": 212, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (09:43)", "body": "Check out the home page of firth.com. Lovely job, Renate. Beeeeuuuutiful!!"}, {"response": 213, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (09:49)", "body": "Wunderbar! Renate! Danke!"}, {"response": 214, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:09)", "body": "Look who has agreed to play when Bruce takes his break! \"Hope you like my music Colin.\" Marcia, I lost it when I saw that Volcano! Elena, such stallions! You have very good taste! :-)"}, {"response": 215, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:12)", "body": "To go with all the great musical entertainment, I booked a very famous dancer:"}, {"response": 216, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:26)", "body": "Quimby, I think your offer of a holiday in Fidji is fantastic! More modestly, I had thought (actually, it was Heide's idea) of offering Colin a stay at my DH's hotel in Albufeira, Algarve, Portugal , the setting of some of Bridget Jones' Diary's scenes."}, {"response": 217, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:35)", "body": "BTW, Colin, do have a glass of Port wine from the original cellars: and a cracker with some of our best cheeses: and enjoy the day with your friends on the Internet! You know some of us already!"}, {"response": 218, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:54)", "body": "HOWDY PARTNER... GREETINGS FROM OKLAHOMA To celebrate the occasion... .....How About The Blue Plate Special of the Day.... PRAIRIE OYSTERS"}, {"response": 219, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:01)", "body": "And here's one for you and Livia... UP..UP..AND AWAY YOU GO"}, {"response": 220, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:10)", "body": "UP ,CLOSE AND PERSONAL A balloon ride for you and Livia"}, {"response": 221, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:14)", "body": "! *****HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! ***** ...And make the most of it! I hope that you are aware that after this one, you are not permitted to admit to having any more of these ... (This is referred to as the \"Jack Benny Principle of Eternal Youth\"!) (... Also this is a requirement of the insurance people ... we mustn't risk burning the place down, you know!) So gather ye rose buds while ye May ... And do it with a vengeance, Oh, our knight in shining armor!: And have the happiest birthday ever!"}, {"response": 222, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:35)", "body": "That was some cake you baked....Karen:)))"}, {"response": 223, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (12:09)", "body": "(Evelyn) That was some cake you baked....Karen:))) ...And far too rich!!! You'd better work off some of those calories, Colin, so I've brought around one of your eager and faithful noble steeds ... ... for a quick gallop around the park ... ... But watch out for those swans ... they bite ... might spook your horse and you'd get thrown into the water. Mustn't get that shirt wet must we?? (Hee hee) ... Ah, that was an invigorating ride, wasn't it? Now back to the party champagne ... ... and party, Party, PARTY!! Happy Birthday, Colin! (with love from KJ)"}, {"response": 224, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (12:11)", "body": "(Moon) Elena, such stallions! But the Shagya was supposed to be a mare!! Do you see something different?? Btw anybody know what\ufffds happening to my thank-you box? (resp.no 211) Looks like termites had attacked it."}, {"response": 225, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (12:25)", "body": "WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are really some thing. I sincerely hope that ODB Mr. Firth will join us today! Have you heard any thing from Colin's agent yet, Evelyn? Very very sorry, I don't have time to collect gift for you, Colin. Just the best wishes for your birthday and many years to come! We all love you!!!!!! I bet you will have the best birthday party that you ever had, if you come here today (just think : A VIRTUAL PARTY - IT MAKES a HISTORY IN YOUR LIFE)! Any way, I'm enjoying the party very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mouth watering for those delicious food, Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummmmm."}, {"response": 226, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:06)", "body": "That was some cake you baked....Karen:))) Hey, I resemble that! ;-D Elena, your giftbox came from the xoom domain. Can't post anything from there and expect it to remain more than a few minutes."}, {"response": 227, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:13)", "body": "Colin, If you think you're having problems trying to shake an image... Best wishes on your birthday. XOXOXO Your friend and co-star, Julie"}, {"response": 228, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:21)", "body": "The food has begun to arrive, I see. We need something to compliment Evelyn's prairie oysters (*shudder*), so how about a slice of New York cheesecake? Mm mmm good! It's just the thing to 'finish' those oysters! :-P"}, {"response": 229, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:22)", "body": "Oh, Karen...ROTFLOL!"}, {"response": 230, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:40)", "body": "I see we are clouding up the skies with balloon rides! And Mary Poppins I promised Eric Clapton a ride after the party. I have spoken with Keith Jarret but I'm afraid he's not well enough to join us today. Colin, I hope you still all the CD's I gave you last year at your party. Il mangiare e buonissimo! And the cake Karen is very good too!"}, {"response": 231, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:43)", "body": "Hi everyone! Read all the Birthday greetings and just love all of them. Colin, Happy Birthday!!! In preparation of your big day, I watched P&P last night (all 6 tapes). Hope you do play the role of Mark Darcy for the upcoming movie \"Bridget Jones Diary\" and loved you in \"My Life So Far\". Happy 39th!!! With all my love, Nancy (Did I sound ok? This is my first time and I'm sort of nervous.) Nancy"}, {"response": 232, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:46)", "body": "Welcome to the party Nancy, have some Dom Perignon!"}, {"response": 233, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:49)", "body": "YYYYYYYuuuuuuuummmmmmmm!!!! Thanks, that was sweet."}, {"response": 234, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:52)", "body": "Here comes Harvey, the Pokemon piggy! (heehee)"}, {"response": 235, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:34)", "body": "Good for you, Nancy!! You did just great."}, {"response": 236, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:41)", "body": "I've been wandering all over town today picking up the Best of Chicago Foods. And let me tell you, this is one serious eating town. Health be damneed!! Vegans, outta my way!! Grab you're favorite cardiologist and bottle of Pepto Bismol and come along: For our first stop, we'll stop at one of the tens of thousands of stands that sell Chicago-style hot dog with everything on it. Can't forget the greasy fries with ketchup. Yum yum ;-D"}, {"response": 237, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:48)", "body": ""}, {"response": 238, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:53)", "body": ""}, {"response": 239, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:56)", "body": "Next, you can't go out to eat in Chicago without sampling our famous deep-dish pizza. I have ordered us one with *extra cheese*!! A crane will lift us up out of our seats at the restaurant so that we might continue. We're getting a full slab of BBQ ribs at Carsons. (no, namby pamby half slabs for us!!) But, as we've had a few other courses beforehand, I'll order the baked potato skins, instead of the au gratins. Don't worry, the skins come with sour cream. Now doesn't that look tasty!! But there's more... Arnie wouldn't hear of it if I didn't bring my favorite actor to his restaurant. So off we go to Morton's for a steak. Save some room, there's still dessert!!"}, {"response": 240, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 241, "author": "Carola", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:04)", "body": "For this special day I thought of something really BIG for Colin. Here is my present: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!! Sorry, if this does not work properly, it's my first try."}, {"response": 242, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:07)", "body": "It worked beautifully, and what a glorious idea, Carola!"}, {"response": 243, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:09)", "body": "It worked perfectly, Carola. Oh, to have Pemberley *sigh* for real. ;-D Gi, your food is not showing up. Check your urls. I might have to delete the posts because they are slowing down the loading process."}, {"response": 244, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:09)", "body": "It worked beautifully, and what a glorious idea, Carola!"}, {"response": 245, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:10)", "body": "Meet you at 61, Karen?"}, {"response": 246, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:15)", "body": "Now it's time to dance off the calories. Kula Shaker is just starting to play!"}, {"response": 247, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:16)", "body": "BEAUTIFUL! Carola, Oh how I wish to be mistress of Pemberley."}, {"response": 248, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:21)", "body": "Now ladies, no need to pine over Pemberley. I have a perfectly beautiful castle in Umbria, where you are all invited next week. My guests will dpart by then. :-D"}, {"response": 249, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:24)", "body": "Not fair, Moon! Now that I've booked for Tunisia! :-)"}, {"response": 250, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:25)", "body": "Good idea to dance a bit before dessert. I'm awaiting a delivery from my Bovine Messenger Service. ;-D"}, {"response": 251, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:32)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!!!! Alas, I have no gift to offer -just my very best wishes. (I considered tying a bow on and offering myself, but had the feeling Livia wouldnt go for that) ;) btw- absolutely ROTFLOL over your Mary Poppins post Karen! *wipeing away tears of laughter* and that volcano, Marcia! (hee hee) that was Too Funny! :) oh! and Welcome Nancy! glad you joined in-"}, {"response": 252, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:40)", "body": "Welcome back, Esbee!! ************** Minimal calories while working those jaws. From Chicago's own Wrigley Company, a little chewing gum: Double Moo Double your pleasure, double your fun... And the Juicy [Fruit] Jammer:"}, {"response": 253, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:46)", "body": "That double moo must hurt."}, {"response": 254, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:47)", "body": "Does anyone else think that the Juicy Fruit Jammer has an awfully boney butt? Thanks Karen, it great to be back :)"}, {"response": 255, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:50)", "body": "Moon, count me in to your (whatever) the castle ONLY IF ODB will be there!!! Karen, I love the cow with a pair of sneakers, LOL!!! And I remember Chicago's famous dip dish pizza and loved it. Oh, I'm so hungry! (hope I don't sound like Lydia)"}, {"response": 256, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:53)", "body": "Thanks Karen,SBRobinson and all of you. Its been a wonderful party and hope to get in on the other subjects soon. Need to do some catching up."}, {"response": 257, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:59)", "body": "(SBR) Does anyone else think that the Juicy Fruit Jammer has an awfully boney butt? LOL!! Only you would notice that!! Yes, I see the bone protruding. Too funny! Glad you're having a good time, Nancy. We don't do this all the time, but today is a special day. And we have lots of people who have just learned how to post pictures debuting today! You've all done so well. *Big pat on the back* :-) Lydia whining is OK here, Xian. :-)"}, {"response": 258, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:01)", "body": "Where is ice cream??? I ate all mine while re-watching TA three more times (just couldn't make it four because all four buckets were gone before the third watch ended)."}, {"response": 259, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:02)", "body": "Xian, of course, ODB will not be there, he is too busy filming, which is just where I want him to be. :-D Hopefully, we will be seeing lots of him next year. Of course Flashman is the icing on the cake."}, {"response": 260, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:03)", "body": "(Hey, Esbee, If we take a deeeep breath, I bet we both can squeeze in) HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN,HONEY"}, {"response": 261, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:09)", "body": "WELCOME NANCY Stick around ....isn't this fun?. Nice to have you around Carola esp. when you brought such a glorious gift. Pemberley is a gift to all of us as well:-) Someone asked if I had heard from Colin...no...but I bet the gang at ICM had a good time."}, {"response": 262, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:11)", "body": "Evelyn, How can you think to use an evelope? You should use a sleeping bag then we will all fit in without damage our precious skin. Oh, I love this party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 263, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:15)", "body": "Hey, Colin and Livia had such a good time on the balloon ride this morning..they kept going....here they are over Slovenia!"}, {"response": 264, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:18)", "body": "For the late arrivals, we will be moving the party to the Italian Riviera. The Chicago beef was good, but now we must have our pasta, pane e vino. :-) That's us at the top. Benvenuti!"}, {"response": 265, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:20)", "body": "Xian, LOL! but if the evelope damage our precious skin, ODB would be oblieged to bandage us up! ;) \"Colin dear, i'm afraid i just cant reach that paper cut back there. Would you be so kind...?\""}, {"response": 266, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:21)", "body": "So Evelyn, if they're in Slovania, the must be getting closer. Should we expect them? Colin does have an enormous amount of gifts to pick up."}, {"response": 267, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:25)", "body": "IGUANA WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,COLIN"}, {"response": 268, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:26)", "body": "Xian, here's some ice cream to tide you over! Moon, we wouldn't want to insult Karen by leaving Chicago before dessert. *burp*"}, {"response": 269, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:36)", "body": "WELCOME NANCY Stick around ....isn't this fun?. Nice to have you around Carola esp. when you brought such a glorious gift. Pemberley is a gift to all of us as well:-) Someone asked if I had heard from Colin...no...but I bet the gang at ICM had a good time."}, {"response": 270, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:36)", "body": "Eileen, You mean to say you still have not had a piece of Karen's delicious cake? I'm already at the Amontillado, and Kula Shaker is still playing! Get yourself on the dance floor!"}, {"response": 271, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:40)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN ..FROM THE COLONEL"}, {"response": 272, "author": "Renata", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:59)", "body": "Guess what's in here?! Don't - - -! I have been knitting for weeks. Difficult pattern :-pX__________@ H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, C O L I N !"}, {"response": 273, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:02)", "body": "PARTY! PARTY! Hey Colin, 39 is a great age!"}, {"response": 274, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:15)", "body": "More dancing off those calories: Click here"}, {"response": 275, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:27)", "body": "Is it salsa time Karen? Let's Samba! Chico Valdez has just started to jam!"}, {"response": 276, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:28)", "body": "Cute Karen... Is this the 1999 take on the Netherfield Ball?"}, {"response": 277, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:31)", "body": "Xian, here's some ice cream to tide you over! Moon, we wouldn't want to insult Karen by leaving Chicago before dessert. *burp*"}, {"response": 278, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:37)", "body": "Did you click and hear the music? A little island reggae for a change of pace. ;-D I hear the hoof beats dessert coming down the street... Chicago cheesecake from Eli's Miserable cow dropped the cheesecake on my toe! Think it's broken"}, {"response": 279, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:40)", "body": "Egads! *embarrasment ensues* Please ignore my double post. Pass me a chicken leg, willya?"}, {"response": 280, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:42)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!! Since I cannot top Pemberley and those beautiful horses, I will extend to you my wish that your greatest personal happiness and highest professional achievements still lie before you. Thanks for all of your remarkable work, too. What a feast - thank heavens, the weight I've gained (and my slight inebriation) at this wonderful party is also of the virtual kind. The Italian Riviera - so romantic. Perhaps we can finish up on the Isle of Man?"}, {"response": 281, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:43)", "body": "I hear the hoof beats ...or the melodic sound of dainty hooves encased in roller blades :-D Sorry to hear about your toe. Perhaps the guest of honor can be of service?"}, {"response": 282, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:45)", "body": "Eileen, thank you very much for the ice cream. BUT I don't eat LOW FAT ones. I need lots of calories and sugar to keep me excited because I think this party will goes to the midnight, not to mention dancing to the end of this happy day!"}, {"response": 283, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:53)", "body": "Karen, A cow in rollerskites? Please don't mention your little toe, I AM DYING OF LAUGHING!!! Hope ODB could save me (you know, like the prince woke SnowWhite)."}, {"response": 284, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:00)", "body": "Bottom right container looks \"high test\" to me, Xian. Better yet, help yourself to some cheesecake from Elsie-on-skates. That'll really get you going! Am off to watch Ent. Tonight. They better mention a certain someone's birthday at the end of the show..."}, {"response": 285, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:03)", "body": "Gack! ET's been pre-empted by tennis! How can they do this? Aargh!"}, {"response": 286, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:23)", "body": "With all this tres fattening food, thought ODB might want something light - served just the way he likes it ;-D"}, {"response": 287, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:36)", "body": "Renate, when are you going to show us what's inside of the giftbox? ;-D"}, {"response": 288, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:55)", "body": "(Karen) thought ODB might want something light I was going to make a randy remark, but I suppose we must keep this affair tasteful. After looking at this picture, Xian, how can you resist ODB in this role?? BTW, Filette looks like she's after something a lot more substantial than grapes."}, {"response": 289, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:20)", "body": "(Lynda) Filette looks like she's after something a lot more substantial than grapes. LOL!! Let's hope so. ;-D"}, {"response": 290, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:21)", "body": "I'm late as usual: the story of my life... I can't give our Birthday Boy anything that he hasn't been offered already... but here are my very very best wishes, a pat on the back and a friendly smile..."}, {"response": 291, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:24)", "body": "(Obviously I've arrived virtually drunk...) :-D HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN"}, {"response": 292, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:30)", "body": "Q: Name the movie, character, and actor that influenced the artist responsible for this public scupture? ;-D"}, {"response": 293, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:32)", "body": ""}, {"response": 294, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:45)", "body": "I don't think the slippers match... !"}, {"response": 295, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:48)", "body": "..But those femurs - by Jove, those femurs!!! (I don't mean the cow's femurs this time, of course.)"}, {"response": 296, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:56)", "body": "...I don't think the slippers match... ! Ya'mean they make Arsenal slippers? :-))"}, {"response": 297, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:11)", "body": "ROTFLOL! Where's Heide? Renate, what's in the gift box?"}, {"response": 298, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:12)", "body": "Thank you for giving us Mr. Darcy and all the other roles that are MAGIC"}, {"response": 299, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:14)", "body": "Karen, the last time I was in Chicago we had some wonderful prime rib but I can't remember the name of the resturant. It is their speciality, so how about some prime rib. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN you just get better and better."}, {"response": 300, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:17)", "body": "BTW, Marcia where are you? It's almost time for the fireworks. Whoever is doing the fireworks, please stop drinking now! ;-)"}, {"response": 301, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:19)", "body": "Hey Karen...Lookee, Lookee... .....one of those Chicago Cows is really gettin' with the party!"}, {"response": 302, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:20)", "body": "Prime rib? That would be Lawry's (as in seasoned salt and salad dressing), but that restaurant came out of LA many years ago if I'm not mistaken. So not indigenous to the shores of Lake Mich... Perhaps, one of our LA Firthettes can wade through the sprouts and find a hunk of beef in out there!!"}, {"response": 303, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:23)", "body": "Oh Evelyn, that is a udderly hysterical. Have added Twinkletoes to my repetoire. ;-D"}, {"response": 304, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:31)", "body": "I had to do one more cow. Such a good picture! It's called Top Cow. I forgot to tell you that boxer shorts cow is named \"Udderly Romantic\" Ain't that the truth? ;-D"}, {"response": 305, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:35)", "body": "And my birthday card to you, Colin: Hope your birthday was a SCREAM!! Because we had a SCREAM celebrating it with you."}, {"response": 306, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:37)", "body": ""}, {"response": 307, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:08)", "body": "Don't - - -! I have been knitting for weeks. Difficult pattern :-pX__________@ Must have been all I've had to drink. Take a good look at that box, ladies! At 272. Renate, that's a riot. Very difficult pattern, but amazingly, it looks better as wrapping paper. ;-D"}, {"response": 308, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:36)", "body": "I'm very late, but I wanted to join the party... Happy Birthday, CF. Sing along with Colin HERE Murph"}, {"response": 309, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:57)", "body": "Wow, that was beautiful, Mary! Karen, I love all the cows but I think that Colin was born in Year Of Rat! Now I desperately want to see FP, that Arsenal short looks dreaming!!!!!!! This party is getting better and better just like our guest of honor."}, {"response": 310, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:59)", "body": "Where am I? Still on that yacht in the lovely Pacific with the happy couple having feasted on all of the aforementioned goodies and a Luau...I think they are like the proverbial sofa...over-stuffed. It has been glorious fun. Thanks all!"}, {"response": 311, "author": "kcjones", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (22:44)", "body": "Wow - what other actor has such a creative and classy group of fans?!! I am so glad to have \"virtually\" met you all, and explore our mutual appreciation of a FANTASTIC actor who transforms himself in every performance he gives us....it really is magical!! My gift to Colin is my effort to create more \"FirthFans\" among my friends, relatives and neighbors by inviting them to see his films, most recently \"MLSF\", (in Cleveland, Ohio). If Miramax was counting, I saw it 5 times, and brought 7 new \"converts\" with me. I also have a \"lending library\" of his videos, and am waiting to see him clutching a (well deserved) Academy Award (which, in my opinion he is overdue for!!). I am now trying to get to London for 3DOR, perhaps I can (get the nerve up!) to give Colin a hearty handshake and thank him for some great performances!!! All my best wishes to you, Colin, and thanks for sharing your talent...I hope you and Livia are having a wonderful birthday celebration!!! By the way if you ever find yourself in the Cleveland, Ohio area....I'd be happy to give you (and Livia), a guided tour of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"}, {"response": 312, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (22:47)", "body": "CONGRATULATIONS! to all the lovely ladies who invested their time, effort, expertise, and sense of humor into making this the most wonderful, outrageous, and unique celebration of the 20th Century ... and all in honor of the 39th natal anniversary of that wonderfully talented actor, Mr. Colin Firth I'm sure we all hope that he was able to discover it and enjoy it as much as we did! In appreciation for the many contributions from all of you, I'm sure he'd want to award you this: ... for BEST IN SHOW , ... followed up by THUNDEROUS ... *****WELL DONE, LADIES !! *****"}, {"response": 313, "author": "kcjones", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (23:25)", "body": "OOPS!! I forgot to mention one other somewhat IMPORTANT compliment to our \"Birthday Boy\"..... The general opinion among the Cleveland, Ohio-based \"Colin Firth Fan Club\" is this.... We feel that while Colin has always been attractive, upon closer inspection, we have decided that Colin is now BETTER-LOOKING as he has \"matured\" (Colin, please take that as the compliment we mean it to be!). Seriously, his face has become more expressive, so I guess it can be true - like \"fine wine\" Colin improves with age!!! One OTHER quick request to Colin...how about a BROADWAY play? Talk to Judi Dench and Natasha Richardson...it worked for them!!!"}, {"response": 314, "author": "Rita2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (23:58)", "body": "You guys are great!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,COLIN!. I know this is late but, I have had to work all day. These pics are fantastic... Hey, GI,Marci and Evelyn...I am glad to be back. I have missed you guys.."}, {"response": 315, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (00:03)", "body": "For Rita's birthday tomorrow, back to 72?!"}, {"response": 316, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (03:49)", "body": "Unwrapping time! ;-P"}, {"response": 317, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (03:54)", "body": "*argh!* I only do that to enhance the anticipation!"}, {"response": 318, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (03:57)", "body": "Call me the \"Mistress of Suspense\"! (if not something else :-p)"}, {"response": 319, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (07:43)", "body": "Isn't she clever? Did he complain much when you took his shirt off? Did he put the beer down? ;-D"}, {"response": 320, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (07:49)", "body": "Loved the birthday song, Mary. I'll be humming that all day now! And Colin really is the top against whom I measure every other actor."}, {"response": 321, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (08:08)", "body": "No, Karen, *I* did take the beer down - just visualize the coffee cup scene in FP. ;-P Don't you think he enjoyed the fireworks?"}, {"response": 322, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (08:11)", "body": "Nan, if you are out there: it's a long time ago that you created the collage above, isn't it?"}, {"response": 323, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (08:39)", "body": "*I* did take the beer down - just visualize the coffee cup scene in FP. mmmmmmmmm, I am visualizing. Very nice collage."}, {"response": 324, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (10:28)", "body": "Oh Murph...\"You're the Top\"...You outdid yourself ..... I laughed and almost cried....you got it baby!!! ***** Renate...my favorite pic with the fireworks...what a finale."}, {"response": 325, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (12:15)", "body": "Nan, if you are out there: it's a long time ago that you created the collage above, isn't it?"}, {"response": 326, "author": "Elena", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (12:30)", "body": "That collage with the fireworks is wonderful, truly beautiful. And Murph, your poem to Colin is GREAT. I so much wish that he has been informed about this (who trusts the ICM people in these things? Unfortunately, I do not) because I\ufffdm sure he would have been happy to see so much sincere appreciation and devotion. Thank-you everybody for making Colin\ufffds birthday such a great happening!!"}, {"response": 327, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (15:28)", "body": "LOL at the greetings, great fireworks. I had to leave and unplug my pc when natures fireworks started here. What a storm but not enough reain *%#@%^&*"}, {"response": 328, "author": "livamago", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (19:10)", "body": "My apologies for my tardiness... Happy Birthday Colin! Thank you for being such a talented actor. I am giving you this gift because I am eager to see you in breeches again when you play Flashman...a feast to the eyes..."}, {"response": 329, "author": "livamago", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (19:18)", "body": "And here are the boots to go with it..."}, {"response": 330, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 1999 (18:14)", "body": "Ladies, I am overwhelmed. What a great party! Sorry I missed all the festivities, but my demanding employer has been keeping me at the oars rowing as hard as I can. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Thanks for all your great work which brings us such enjoyment."}, {"response": 331, "author": "quimby", "date": "Tue, Sep 14, 1999 (01:54)", "body": "Even better than I imagined it could possibly be! Karen and Evelyn and Marcia, batting 1.000 as usual. The pix, and Murph, that song! I was traipsin' down Broadway trying to remember more than bits and snatches, so I printed it out and am committing it to memory. Such love, creativity, humor and technical expertise has been lavished on a worthy fella, and that happens so rarely in life. I'm proud to know you all and to have been privileged to watch a rerun of the party. Moon Dreams...oops, it's getting li e an acceptance speech where you cringe to leave people out, so I bow out and let Him do the accepting. As I'm sure he will. Love the laughing lady, Arami. Stop! Stop! Now I really do quit."}, {"response": 332, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (20:12)", "body": "It sounds like you are leaving. Have I missed something? Oh dear....!"}, {"response": 333, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (22:23)", "body": "Marcia, you gotta watch more awards show! ;-D"}, {"response": 334, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (23:21)", "body": "uh...ok...i guess...where do I find them? In Hilo?! Not the Joan Rivers' aftermaths?! That is about all I get to watch. (gotta share the TV with the hairy chest beater of the house, you know!) So, what did I miss?"}, {"response": 335, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (23:44)", "body": "quimby is merely giving us her version of a typical acceptance speech. She's not going anywhere. ;-D Of course, at about line three, the director cued for the music to start... ;-D"}, {"response": 336, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep 16, 1999 (00:11)", "body": "thenk yew veddy much...."}, {"response": 337, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Oct 17, 1999 (14:18)", "body": "A source of funding for cf.com? \"CALLING ALL WEBMASTERS/MISTRESSES! About.com is launching a new Affiliates programme which will enable those who run related sites to become a part of the About.com communuity and earn a little money into the bargain. Your British Theatre related site could carry a banner or button linking directly to mine, and, if you like, a search engine which will carry out searches on the British Theatre site or even the whole of About.com's 650+ sites, and every time a visitor clicks on the banner, the button or the search box, you get paid. I know that many of you already link to this site - you have my gratitude for that - so formalising the arrangement will give you a little back in return. To find out more, pop along to - http://britishtheatre.about.com/library/weekly/blaffiliates.htm"}, {"response": 338, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Oct 22, 1999 (17:02)", "body": "It is just like the visto banner - but how many of us click it to help Terry? One is not more worthy than the other, but this is a PRIVATE web site and the other is commercial. Help Terry, too, please!"}, {"response": 339, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (07:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 340, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (14:24)", "body": "Oh Karen! That is so neat! We are all \"over the moon\" for the honoree, anyway. Most of us probably don't need the rocket to get us \"high\" on this guy!!! See ya in 5 1/2 days..."}, {"response": 341, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (14:31)", "body": "Is there gonna be a theme this year, boss? (As if this crowd ever follows the rules;-)"}, {"response": 342, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (20:25)", "body": "A theme? Moon is our official party planner. What would you like us to do? Baa, One of the sheep"}, {"response": 343, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (20:48)", "body": "Hello, hello! I was inspired by Colin's colored glasses and all our \"bong\" talks to go psychedelic. \"Imagine me and you, I do... Feeling Groovey\" Is this baaad of me? ;-) BTW, checked out Cicciolina's site. She will definitely NOT be making an appearance! ;-)))))"}, {"response": 344, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (22:38)", "body": "Holy cow! I get busy elsewhere and the high and mighty Darcy is now a pothead??? Oh no! I thought I could trust him in your worthy hands... Licker 'um up and have your way with him,, I guess..."}, {"response": 345, "author": "judy", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (07:10)", "body": "TV Times Stars Happy Birthday to Colin Firth: Rugged good looks have endeared Colin to the hearts of the public.As a Virgo,one of the earth signs,Colin,who'll be 40 on Sunday,is lke a mature wine and will improve with age,2001 heralds his Uranus half return,a time when you realise you only live once.In June he'll set off on the adventure of a lifetime."}, {"response": 346, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (07:49)", "body": "In June he'll set off on the adventure of a lifetime. Now you know. That is exactly when Colin and I are planning to meet. ;-) His fortieth shindig will be bang on!"}, {"response": 347, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (08:21)", "body": "Ha ha!! Although, maybe next year..."}, {"response": 348, "author": "Arami", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (18:37)", "body": "Why are you talking about CF here and not on \"his\" board?"}, {"response": 349, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (21:49)", "body": "Just trying to make it difficult for you to find us. Tag, you're it!! *running like hell*"}, {"response": 350, "author": "Arami", "date": "Wed, Sep  6, 2000 (17:53)", "body": "Running in circles, more like."}, {"response": 351, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Wed, Sep  6, 2000 (22:08)", "body": "Perhaps we ought to be gearing up to celebrate: The Firthst Anniversary of his 39th birthday! Yippee! (**Heehee**)"}, {"response": 352, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep  6, 2000 (22:33)", "body": "Good idea, KJ! Like this? more days!!"}, {"response": 353, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (07:42)", "body": "I am having so much fun tasting the food for the party! ;-)"}, {"response": 354, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (12:30)", "body": "Creme brulee."}, {"response": 355, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (16:33)", "body": "Chocolate brownies. ;-)"}, {"response": 356, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (16:46)", "body": "I don't care as long as we have enough bubbly....and not that cheap Andre stuff...:-))) evelyn*who is thirsty*"}, {"response": 357, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (17:05)", "body": "A drop of nice Italian red for me, please."}, {"response": 358, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (17:16)", "body": "Evelyn! We have always had nothing but the best at DBs party and this year is no exception. We have just added a few novelties to the menu. (Cue in Groucho Marx and cigar, \"If you know what I mean\"). The cases of Dom Perignon are already chilled. :-D And, Arami, the Brunello di Montalcino has also arrived. :-)"}, {"response": 359, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (19:28)", "body": "Slurp."}, {"response": 360, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (20:39)", "body": "What does ODB drink...besides ale. Did anyone see what he was drinking at the Donmar Gala or the recent RV reception? Red or white?"}, {"response": 361, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (11:26)", "body": "I'm two days early but I most likely won't be near my computer this weekend, so it's time for some early greetings from a few friends... So Colin Firth, the birthday boy, has a personal trainer. He is no longer a big girly man? HA! We can take his flabby pectoral muscles and tie them together in a Christmas bow. So hear us now and believe us later, Hans and Franz are the only personal trainers for Firth...there is still time for us to *clap* pump him up! Hey Firth! It's your birthday, huh old man? I heard you got some time on your hands. Why don't you bring your candy as* into the ring and let The Rock pop open those six-pack abs?! Forty years old--time for a career change. Think about it, Firth. Wrestling can give you a whole new future. It took me from this... ...to this in just a few short years. Why do you want to PLAY Tony Blair when you can BE Tony Blair? Take my advice...you'll see. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!"}, {"response": 362, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (12:52)", "body": "LOL, Eileen! You are setting the pace quite nicely. Evelyn, we will have some Amontillado for Colin when we start on the desserts."}, {"response": 363, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (12:56)", "body": "How about Guinness?"}, {"response": 364, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (13:39)", "body": "Ding Ding Ding and in this corner, a pencil-legged, beady-eyed star of stage and screen, who shall remain nameless and hidden in brown paper bag (*loud catcalls and boos*) and our own, one and only, THE Bod *loud cheers heard from all continents* Yeah!! LOL! Eileen"}, {"response": 365, "author": "patas", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (04:21)", "body": ""}, {"response": 366, "author": "patas", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (04:31)", "body": "Following Eileen's lead... Since I'll be travelling the (well, a bit of Europe) tomorrow, I want to leave Colin's present here today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Or, if a quill is not appropriate, here's this: Enjoy the party! You will be in great company"}, {"response": 367, "author": "Elena", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (15:51)", "body": "It\ufffds a minute past midnight... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Colin! To celebrate his birthday thoroughly I\ufffdm leaving for London in a few hours. Have a grrrreat party!"}, {"response": 368, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (16:12)", "body": "Here's somebody to demonstrate the former gift's use: Since I am unable to get online on Sunday, Against all other contingencies, ... I'd like to make my wishes known a bit early:"}, {"response": 369, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (17:31)", "body": "Happy Birthday, COLIN! Also have a look at http://www.colinfirth.com/index.html (probably you have to hit \"refresh\")"}, {"response": 370, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (17:57)", "body": "For the actor who is a standout in his field, a giant among thespians, the big swan in the little duckpond ... ...Who has been described as \"One of the best of his generation\" -- only because he works like a dog (?hamster?)at his craft ... ...Who has so vividly portrayed many different characters, and who is capable of taking on a wide variety of roles ... ...We wish to celebrate the Firthst Anniversary of his 39th Birthday, ...that is to tell him to have a --"}, {"response": 371, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (17:59)", "body": ""}, {"response": 372, "author": "fitzwd", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (20:47)", "body": "Colin's birthday? PURRRRRRR-fect! Feeling kind of kittenish lately. He's our cat's meow. Breaking out the catnip and the buck's fizz."}, {"response": 373, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (21:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 374, "author": "heide", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (23:44)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin. Wish I could be with you to help celebrate. Instead I'll send you a smooch from afar.. and head on off to bed.. Hey, a girl can dream.."}, {"response": 375, "author": "amw", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (03:25)", "body": "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday DEAR COLIN , Happy Birthday to you. Three Cheers for Colin, HipHip Hurrah HIpHip Hurrah."}, {"response": 376, "author": "odessa", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (04:31)", "body": "I too want to say.... hyv\ufffd\ufffd syntym\ufffdp\ufffdiv\ufffd\ufffd (=happy birthday)"}, {"response": 377, "author": "Tracy", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (05:25)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! You know what they say, \"Life begins at.......\" And as a small token of my esteem here's a little something to enhance that new bod we're all aching to see. Enjoy! BTW - If you need any help with applying it there's no shortage of willing volunteers at Spring!"}, {"response": 378, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (08:28)", "body": "Happy 40th Birthday Colin! (Champagne units 4, bongs 2, calories 2000 so far, vvg) Colin, before you become famous after the release of The Bridget Jones\ufffds Diary, I would like you to remember that we have been throwing your virtual birthday parties for many years and we are also planning to have your new millennium birthday party next year so make sure you write it in your agenda. In keeping with the theme, my first gift will be Aldous Huxley\ufffds The Doors of Perception , and all the Quicksilver Messenger Service albums. Much more awaits you here: http://www.geocities.com/davidia7/birthday.html Buon Compleanno!"}, {"response": 379, "author": "tamzin", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (08:30)", "body": "After seeing all the fantastic,technological greetings already posted mine will seem pretty tame. Nevertheless - HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY COLIN and enjoy your birthday. Many happy returns. We look forward to seeing many more of your films and plays in the years to come."}, {"response": 380, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (08:51)", "body": "Happy B Day, Colin! Hope this works. 40 is special 40 is great Too old for pimples Too young to ache. Enjoy each minute, Old love of my life, Drink lots of champagne, Make love to your wife.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Colin! Murph"}, {"response": 381, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (09:56)", "body": "Adorable, Murph :-D"}, {"response": 382, "author": "amw", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (10:58)", "body": "I second that, excellent Murph."}, {"response": 383, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:09)", "body": "And nice pages, Moon. Loved the fun and games. :-D Got the munchies, Colin? 'Cause I'm going to take you on I've got an invitation To make a reservation The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away Waiting to take you away Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour They've got everything you need Satisfaction guaranteed The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away Hoping to take you away Aaaaaah- The Magical Mystery Tour Roll up- roll up for the mystery tour I've got an invitation To make a reservation The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away Coming to take you away The Magical Mystery Tour is dying to take you away Dying to take you away-take you today Play me"}, {"response": 384, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:35)", "body": "Peggy at the Firthden posted this today. I repost with her permission. Thought it was neat: ********************* HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN 40 years - 40 quotes 1-Mother: \ufffdhe has an enormous capacity for friendship. When he makes friends he stays friends\ufffd 2-Sister Kate: \ufffdSince he became a father I\ufffdve noticed a much gentler, softer side to Colin\ufffd 3-Penny Edwards, teacher: \ufffdHis head is very difficult to turn because he knows which direction he wants to put his face\ufffd 4-Meg Tilly: \ufffdHe\ufffds one of my best friends\ufffd 5-Mother-in-law: \ufffdMy daughter has married an admirable English gentleman .......we knew that a man who could treat our daughter with such beautiful love & respect was the right man for her. He is very dear to us.\ufffd 6-Christopher Fettes, Drama centre: \ufffdI knew instantly that he had quite an extraordinary talent...Colin represents everything that is best about the sort of middle class English background that he has had. He has an inner sense of culture & class & a maturity which is seen in only a few actors\ufffd 7-Yat Malmgren, Drama Centre: \ufffdHe was the kind of student who almost never occurs. He had everything I expect & rarely find; imagination, intelligence, logic, common sense\ufffd 8-Kenneth Branagh, AMITC: \ufffdColin is a supremely generous actor\ufffd 9-Kenith Trodd, AMITC, COF: \ufffd There\ufffds more to Colin than there is to most actors. Even when he\ufffds doing a costume role he brings something to the performance that makes you feel his performance isn\ufffdt just teeth & pantaloons. He\ufffds able to suggest a feeling of inner life in a way that most actors can\ufffdt.\ufffd 10-Martin Donovan, AZ: \ufffdColin- he\ufffds a magic actor......he learnt Spanish, he drank & ate with the film crew\ufffd 11-Fernando Ghia, Nostromo: \ufffdI owe so much to the stoicism of the British actors. While the Italians & Spanish would storm off the set complaining they couldn\ufffdt work in the heat, Colin Firth & Albert Finney would just sit there sweating it out.\ufffd 12-Michael Wearing, Nostromo: (Re Colin & Livia ) \ufffdtheir relationship flowered slowly & was delightful to see\ufffd 13-Anthony Mingella, TEP: \ufffdThere\ufffds a sort of transparency to Colin\ufffds inner life that only the best actors have. He has to do very little it seems to give you access to his inner being.\ufffd 14-Nick Hornby, FP: \ufffd...wouldn\ufffdt you know it, & doesn\ufffdt it make you sick? - Colin Firth is a genuinely nice guy; smart, funny, self-deprecating, complicated, thoughtful, good company\ufffd 15-Ruth Gemmell, FP: \ufffd...he\ufffds so lovely, he immediately put me at ease....Colin is not as serious as people think. He\ufffds also a very sweet man\ufffd 16-Holly Aird, FP: \ufffdColin Firth hasn\ufffdt let fame go to his head....Colin isn\ufffdt arrogant. In real life he\ufffds quiet, shy & mostly sits & reads\ufffd 17-Gwyneth Paltrow, SIL: \ufffdWhen I first met him I thought he was quite serious. But actually he is very funny.\ufffd 18-John Madden SIL: on Wessex. \ufffdCrucial character, brilliantly played, I think. But it\ufffds the kind of performance that gets richer & richer the more you see it\ufffd 19- Nia Long, SLOW: \ufffd.... a sweetheart, a true professional. He tells great stories & has a wonderful sense of humour & he really tries to give everything he can as an artist\ufffd 20-Jodhi May, TOTS: \ufffdColin Firth was lovely, a complete joy to work with\ufffd 21-Mary Elizabeth Mastrantio, MLSF: \ufffdBut he\ufffds fantastic & he\ufffds a dear family friend of ours.......and he\ufffds a fantastic actor. ...if you were to read the script & then you watch these scenes & see the humour & pathos that he\ufffds extracted & imbued them with, it\ufffds astonishing\ufffd 22-Sir Denis Forman, MLSF: \ufffdHe\ufffds my father to a T - the way he walked, the way he talked. I did send them some old time movies.....but it really is almost uncanny. A wonderful performance.\ufffd 23-Julie Andrews, RV: \ufffdColin Firth played my nephew. We had some wonderful scenes together\ufffd 24-Jo Weedon. Womans Own, 1986: \ufffdThere\ufffds more than a little cynicism about Colin Firth & yet, behind the tough facade is a shy, unpretentious young man\ufffd 25-Guiiana Mercorio Films & Filming:1989 \ufffd...this smiling, eminently sane, attractive 28-year-old\ufffd 26-Jane Oddy. Sunday Life 1994:\ufffdDespite protestations that he is shy of women, Colin exudes charm & confident sex appeal\ufffd 27-Kathy Passero. A & E Monthly.1996: \ufffd.....the 36 year-old British actor, who, in contrast to his aloof & brooding character, is genial & pleasant\ufffd 28-Judith Stone. Mirabella 1996: \ufffd...many would say he slices, dices & purees the mustard\ufffd 29-Weekly News, 1996: \ufffdHe is as humorous & articulate as Darcy is chilly & silent. His classic good looks give him a powerful presence, but something happens when he opens his mouth & you hear his amazing voice. The man is magnetic\ufffd 30-TV Times, 1997: \ufffdColin Firth remains that rare thing - an actor who\ufffds more interesting than any of the characters he plays\ufffd 31-Radio Times. 1997: \ufffdHis level-headed attitude is probably genetic\ufffd 32-Daily Telegraph 1997: \ufffd...you would expect a hint of aloof arrogance or impatience from someone who has set the hearts of British womanhood a-flutter. But nothing could be further from the truth, Firt"}, {"response": 385, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:45)", "body": "Great brownies, Karen! ;-) The music is great and look who just started playing, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars! Thank you David Bowie!"}, {"response": 386, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:52)", "body": ""}, {"response": 387, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (12:37)", "body": "When I get older losing my hair, Many years from now. Will you still be sending me a Valentine, Birthday greeting, bottle of wine. If I'd been out til quarter to three Would you lock the door, Would you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm 64, You'll be older too, And if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday morning go for a ride, Doing the garden, digging the weeds, Who could ask for more? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm 64. Every summer we can rent a cottage, In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera, Chuck, & Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line, Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore. Will you still need me, will you still feed me. When I'm 64. Since you're only The answer is a RESOUNDING Turn me on"}, {"response": 388, "author": "Lassie", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (13:32)", "body": "May the coming year see all your wishes realized! From you number #1 fan in the whole world, Happy birthday, Colin. Guess who."}, {"response": 389, "author": "SadieR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (13:51)", "body": "WOW! What a tremendous bash. You sure know how to throw a party. I just want to add my humble congrats to the much cleverer dazzling posts."}, {"response": 390, "author": "CherylB", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (13:55)", "body": "Dear Mr. Firth there is nothing I can give you for your birthday that you don't already have. So I send you the hope that as you stand on the threshold of a new millennium you have much personal happiness and joy in your life's chosen work. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"}, {"response": 391, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:17)", "body": "Happy Birthday to an actor who grows lovlier by the year. Hope this coming year will be your best yet, Colin. And thanks to everyone's efforts in making this a terrific birthday bash."}, {"response": 392, "author": "Tracy", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:20)", "body": "Cheryl - wonderfully put! This is one great party, well done all! Vol-au-vent anyone?"}, {"response": 393, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:37)", "body": "Great pages everybody.... Hey Murph tell Peggy at Firthden that she forgot to mention Jennifer... \"He's a very nice man, and a terrific actor\"... Hey...where's the food ' drink, Moon? Here's my contribution to the food-fare.... Hope you enjoy it Colin.... And it's as good as the one you had in Liverpool..."}, {"response": 394, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:46)", "body": ""}, {"response": 395, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (15:27)", "body": "Evelyn, the food is everywhere! Thanks for the sushi, I never thought you would be the one to bring it. ;-) There is plenty of champagne and through that green door we have a flourescent bong all for you. And do try the brownies, Karen made them and they are delicious. :-D"}, {"response": 396, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (15:36)", "body": "Thanks for the sushi, I never thought you would be the one to bring it. ;-) Weeeelllll last year you all didn't appreciate the prairie oysters...so this year I decided to go a little less provincial.... BTW...I've been looking for a gift that all of us want to give Colin.... A NEW AGENT Better roles @ half the commission!!"}, {"response": 397, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (17:23)", "body": ""}, {"response": 398, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (17:24)", "body": "And a very special message, specially made from ALL of us:"}, {"response": 399, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (19:02)", "body": "Karen, sei molto creativa! Time for the cake!"}, {"response": 400, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (19:10)", "body": "And here is Your horoscope Colin. IF SEPTEMBER 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You are an independent thinker, creative, dynamic, dramatic. People describe you as colorful, temperamental, sensual. Leo, Aquarius persons play memorable roles in your life -- could have these letters, initials in names: A, S, J. During remainder of September, forces could be scattered, you will be flattered and very social. Travel, flirtation in November. Thanks, Marcia"}, {"response": 401, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (21:36)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! Hope you have a wonderful year -a warm hug (and perhaps a wee toe nibble) from EsBee"}, {"response": 402, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (22:14)", "body": "A few more goodies..."}, {"response": 403, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (22:22)", "body": ""}, {"response": 404, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (22:36)", "body": "Janey Fothergill about Colin \"People like Colin Firth are quite unusual in that they can play most decades quite easily; there is very little that he can't tackle. Happy 40 Colin and many many more."}, {"response": 405, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (23:13)", "body": "It is still Firthdat In Hawaii... Birthdates which occurred on your SELECTED date of September 10: 1487 Julius III Counter-Reformation pope (1550-55) 1736 Carter Braxton signed Decl of Ind 1753 Sir John Soane England, architect (Soane Museum) 1836 Joseph Wheeler Maj Gen/Cavalry Commander, Army of Tennessee 1839 Isaac Kauffman Funk US, publisher (Funk & Wagnalls) 1872 Ranjitsinhji Vibhaji India, cricketer/politician 1887 Giovanni Gronchi president of Italy 1890 Franz Werfel Austria, author (40 Days of Musa Dagh) 1893 Al \"Fuzzy\" St John Santa Ana Calif, actor (Lash of the West) 19-- Arthur Taxler actor (Lt Zymack-Midnight Caller) 19-- Dennis Burkley Van Nuys Calif, actor (Mary Hartman, Sanford) 19-- Harry Groener actor (Ralph-Dear John) 19-- Michael Pasternak Bkln NY, actor (Co-ed Fever) 1907 Fay Wray Alberta Canada, actress-King Kong's main squeeze 1909 Raymond Scott Bkln NY, orch leader (Your Hit Parade) 1914 Robert Wise movie director (Day the Earth Stood Still) 1915 Edmond O'Brien NYC, actor (Sam Benedict, Johnny Midnight) 1927 Yma Sumac [Emperatriz Chavarri], Ichocan Peru, 5 octave soprano 1929 Arnold Palmer golfer (PGA Golfer of the Year 1960, 1962) 1933 Yevgeny V Khrunov USSR, cosmonaut (Soyuz 5) 1934 Charles Kuralt Wilmington NC, newscaster (On the Road) 1934 Roger Maris Yankee, HR champ (61 in 1961, AL MVP 1960, 1961) 1935 John Palmer Kingsport Tenn, news anchor (NBC Weekend News) 1939 Greg Mullavey Buffalo NY, actor (Tom-Mary Hartman, Rituals) 1940 Roy Ayers LA, disco jazz artist (Fever, You Send Me) 1945 Jos\ufffd Feliciano Lares PR, singer/songwriter (Light my Fire) 1945 Richard M Mullane Tx, USAF/astro (STS 41-D, STS-27, STS-36) 1945 Tom Ligon New Orleans, actor (Joyride) 1946 James R Hines US, sprinter (Olympic-gold-1968) 1948 Bob Lanier NBA center (Detroit Pistons, Milwaukee Bucks) 1948 Judy Geeson Arundei Sussex Engld, actress (To Sir With Love, Berserk) 1948 Margaret Trudeau Vancouver BC, former Canadian 1st lady 1950 Joe Perry Boston, rocker (Aerosmith-Walking the Dog) 1953 Amy Irving Palo Alto, Cal, actress (Yentl, Carrie, Crossing Delancy) 1957 Brian Fitzpatrick Upper Darby Pa, actor (Rick Alden-Loving) 1957 Siobhan Fahey rocker (Bananarama-Venus) 1960 Miranda Wilson Nebraska, actress (Sandra-Santa Barbara) 1963 Carol Decker rocker (T'Pau-Heart & Soul) 1963 David Titlow rocker (Blue Mercedes-Rich & Famous) 1965 Allison Daughtry actress (Guilding Light) 19!! Colin Firth Actor (Pride and Prejudice) Deaths which occurred on September 10: 1419 John the Fearless Burgundy France, warrior, murdered at 48 1842 Letitia Tyler Pres Tyler's wife, dies at 51 1961 Leo Carrillo actor who portrayed Pancho on Cisco Kid, dies at 81 1976 Mordecai Johnson 1st black president of Howard U, dies at 86 1977 Hamida Djandoubi convicted murderer last to, die in the guillotine 1985 Alexa Kenin actress (Mousie-Coed Fever), dies at 23 1990 Samuel Kanyon Doe president of Liberia, assassinated 1991 Yves Montand actor (Lets Make Love, Z), dies at 70 On this day... 422 St Celestine I begins his reign as Catholic Pope 1349 Jews who survived a massacre in Constance Germany are burned to death 1608 John Smith elected president of Jamestown colony council, Va 1776 George Washington asks for a spy volunteer, Nathan Hale volunteers 1798 British Hondurus beats Spain in battle of St George 1813 Comm Oliver H Perry defeats the British in the Battle of Lake Erie 1823 Simon Bolivar named president of Peru 1846 Elias Howe patents the sewing machine 1847 1st theater opens in Hawaii 1858 John Holden hits the 1st recorded HR (Bkln vs NY) 1869 Baptist minister invents the rickshaw in Yokohama, Japan 1882 1st international conference to promote anti-semitism meets in Dresden Germany (Congress for Safeguarding of Non-Jewish Interests) 1899 2nd quake in 7 days hits Yakutat Bay Alaska 1910 Great Idaho Fire destroys 3 million acres of timber 1913 Cleveland Call & Post established 1913 George W Buckner, named minister to Liberia 1913 Lincoln Highway opens as 1st paved coast-to-coast highway 1919 Indian's Ray Caldwell no-hits Yankees 3-0 1919 NYC welcomes home Gen John J Pershing & 25,000 WW I soldiers 1922 Largest Polo Grounds crowd Meusel, Ruth & Gehrig consecutive HRs 1924 Leopold & Loeb found guilty of murder 1927 France wins its 1st Davis Cup 1930 Charles E Mitchell, named minister to Liberia 1937 2nd American Football League plays 1st game (LA 21, Pittsburgh 0) Cleveland (Los Angeles) Rams plays their 1st NFL game, lose 28-0 1939 Canada declares war on Germany 1945 KLS-AM in Oakland Ca changes call letters to KWBR (now KDIA) 1945 Vidkun Quisling sentenced to death for collaborating with Nazis 1950 Joe DiMaggio becomes 1st to hit 3 HR in a game at Griffith Stadium 1953 Swanson sells its 1st \"TV dinner\" 1954 12 second shock kills 1,460 in Orleansville Algeria 1955 \"Gunsmoke\" premiers on CBS TV 1956 Louisville Ky public schools integrate 1960 NY Yankee Mickey Mantle hits 643' HR over right field roof in Detroit 1960 Running barefoot, Ethiopian Abe"}, {"response": 406, "author": "bethanne", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (01:40)", "body": "O my God !!! I just love this site. Thank God there are other Firthfanatics out there. Knowing I have on-line company, makes the long, hard wait until The BJ Diaries movie comes out next April, a tad more bearable. Happy Birthday, Colin. \" You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you \" Tee Hee Hee !!!! Rock on everybody and Karen, thanx for the BJ interview link. Bethanne"}, {"response": 407, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (08:41)", "body": ""}, {"response": 408, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (08:43)", "body": "Beth!! Glad to see you made it here. Visit our other topics and join in the discussions."}, {"response": 409, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (10:33)", "body": "WELCOME BETHANNE Stick around and join the year-round fun... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know I speak for all the droolies when I say a v. special THANK YOU to Karen and Moon who organized the B'day Bash for Colin.And to all who did the original web creations...Murph, Emma,Karen...you know who you are. (But Marcia...did I miss the leis? Remember...everyone should get leid on their birthday;-)"}, {"response": 410, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (12:48)", "body": "It was a fun party! Meet you at the other boards. :-D (But Marcia...did I miss the leis? Remember...everyone should get leid on their birthday;-) I think Murph took care of that with her birthday poem. ;-) Welcome Bethanne!"}, {"response": 411, "author": "judy", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (13:40)", "body": "I'm a day late but I wish you a very happy birthday and hope you achieve all your hearts desires in the coming year. Its been a great party but with those wonderful pics of Colin it felt like my birthday:-) Welcome Bethanne!!"}, {"response": 412, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (15:09)", "body": "Just in case.... Double Tuberoses"}, {"response": 413, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (15:10)", "body": "Hana ho!"}, {"response": 414, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (16:38)", "body": "Thank you Marcia....it's gorgeous."}, {"response": 415, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (21:33)", "body": "Sorry I missed the big day, but I was knocked off my post in the Library at the last second and had to be gone through Sunday until now. I've been waiting on pins and needles to see what all you guys have done ... *very impressive*! I know I already said it once, but I hate to waste all that research, so ... Colin! Mickey told me he has been pondering -- -- what might be the best way to celebrate your birthday -- -- Maybe a birthday bouquet -- -- like -- -- Lots of presents -- -- some bubbly -- -- or maybe -- -- Yummy food -- -- and sincerest wishes for a -- . . . Belatedly! Sorry ... Love, KJ"}, {"response": 416, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (10:21)", "body": "Lovingly done, KJ...The party goes on... I'm glad you went ahead and posted when you had a chance."}, {"response": 417, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (17:23)", "body": "Thanks, Evelyn. And thanks, KarenR for wiping out my last desperately entered post, 5 minutes after my time was up with someone breathing down my neck (and rightly, too)so I little sense or time to check for last-minute errors. (Now explain how I got that huge gap in this one! *heehee*) And Welcome, Bethanne! Hope you visit all of ODB's Topics often!"}, {"response": 418, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (17:28)", "body": "That's OK, KJ. The pics didn't show up [there were two urls on each - spring's plus the real location] and you didn't close your center tag. The unclosed tag was the more critical one and would drive people crazy all day...so I deleted."}, {"response": 419, "author": "CherylB", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (18:23)", "body": "KJ, your graphics were wonderful, definitely worth the wait. Marcia, of course it's not a proper birthday without the guest of honor being lei'd by you. The double tuberoses are beautiful."}, {"response": 420, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (01:32)", "body": "The double tuberose lei I reveived last week hung in the living room and scented the house magnificently. It is like a cross between ginger and gardenia in fragrance and absolutly lovely to wear. My pleasure to Lei him every chance I get =)"}, {"response": 421, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (07:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 422, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (07:44)", "body": "The line forms on the left...or is it right ;-D"}, {"response": 423, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (19:34)", "body": "Welcome Bethanne"}, {"response": 424, "author": "claire", "date": "Sat, Sep 16, 2000 (21:05)", "body": "Gee...I never knew that he's 40!! I thought he was probably in his early 30s or something. Is he married yet?"}, {"response": 425, "author": "claire", "date": "Sat, Sep 16, 2000 (21:23)", "body": "Oh and I forgot to say that I just joined here, and besides liking CF, I also like Toby Stephens *drool*. He was in the Twelfth Night and the Camomile Lawn with Jennifer Ehle."}, {"response": 426, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 16, 2000 (22:36)", "body": "Claire You have good taste! (and, yes, CF is married)"}, {"response": 427, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 17, 2000 (11:31)", "body": "WELCOME CLAIRE Glad to have you on board..stick around an visit the other CF boards. We love to have new members! (Claire) I also like Toby Stephens *drool*. He was in the Twelfth Night and the Camomile Lawn with Jennifer Ehle. LOL I applaud your good taste in men...TS was also in Onegin and is currently filming Possession (also with Jennifer)."}, {"response": 428, "author": "claire", "date": "Fri, Sep 22, 2000 (04:58)", "body": "Did you guys like CF in Shakespeare in Love??"}, {"response": 429, "author": "Lassie", "date": "Fri, Sep 22, 2000 (06:23)", "body": "Of course! Was there anyone else?"}, {"response": 430, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 22, 2000 (08:02)", "body": "Claire, we're over at topic 134 (our general Colin topic) as well as others. We hardly use this one except for the birthday party. See you there. :-)"}, {"response": 431, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Sep 27, 2000 (05:06)", "body": "Just back from my trip and I see you threw a wonderful birthday party for Colin. I expected no less from you ;-) but am amazed anyway at the creativity and energy put into it. I wish the recipient enjoyed it at least as much as I did :-)Congrats, everyone!"}, {"response": 432, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 27, 2000 (08:22)", "body": "Whew! That was quite a vacation, Gi. We missed you. :-D"}, {"response": 433, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Sep 27, 2000 (09:33)", "body": "Thanks Karen. I missed you too :-)"}, {"response": 434, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 28, 2000 (12:27)", "body": "You've been gone too long , Gi.I have been asking about you.... Thought of you and Antonio when I went to the Donmar last night.We've had good times there.....I do hope ODB appears at the Donmar again. Those other stage doors are so dingy and out in the cold etc. Donmar is cozy ;-))"}, {"response": 435, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 29, 2000 (02:43)", "body": "(Evelyn)You've been gone too long , Gi. oh I know... It took me almost a week to read all the posts in only half a dozen topics :-)"}, {"response": 436, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Apr 29, 2001 (23:49)", "body": "I find it interesting that Colin Firth may be playing himself in the BJD sequel. And playing Darcy. That will be a bit of a challenge."}, {"response": 437, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, May  2, 2001 (22:21)", "body": "Ah, Terry, this possibly has been endlessly discussed on these boards... It appears that the majority doesn't find it credible..."}, {"response": 438, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, May  3, 2001 (09:01)", "body": "I think I heard that on the Katie Couric Today Show Interview, or it may have been on Karen's page somewhere. \b\b\b"}, {"response": 439, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (09:09)", "body": "What's this year's theme again?"}, {"response": 440, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:13)", "body": "Do we need one?"}, {"response": 441, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:17)", "body": "No, we don't. But I'm a very theme-oriented person. Ask anyone who has ever been over for dinner at my place. ;-)"}, {"response": 442, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:22)", "body": "Ask anyone who has ever been over for dinner at my place. ;-) I had pot roast....but v. good pot roast:-)"}, {"response": 443, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:27)", "body": "That was a leftover in my refrigerator."}, {"response": 444, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:43)", "body": "I kind of liked the \"Take no Prisoners\" theme. But it's up for discussion. I'm already searching for the right pair of green snakeskin pants to wear. ;-)"}, {"response": 445, "author": "maryw", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:57)", "body": "For the newbies on the block - can someone pls explain the ground rules for the bday party? (It is the bday party we're discussing isn't it?)"}, {"response": 446, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (11:51)", "body": "(Moon) I kind of liked the \"Take no Prisoners\" theme. Please describe what you mean by this. Whips and chains? ;-D (Minkee) It is the bday party we're discussing isn't it Yes. That's what you'll find at this topic. I don't know of any specific rules for this other than those that apply to the rest of Drool. Karen will advise. If you have time, scroll through parties of years past to see what we've done, although some of the pics won't come up anymore."}, {"response": 447, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (12:10)", "body": "Karen will advise. I will? ;-) All I know is that there is lots of *virtual* drinking (but not for under age participants, who shouldn't be here anyway) Other than that, we party, party, party. FYI, in scrolling backward, many of the images will not appear for several reasons: 1. If the image was at one of Spring's older servers, the urls have changed. 2. If the image was at Geocities, Tripod or Xoom, they no longer allow posting at other sites. 3. Another site may have taken down said image. Whips and chains? ;-D Oh dear! I really hate surfing through those sites for appropriate gear. I remember when I had to find a toe-sucking pic for Esbee. Was mental torture. ;-"}, {"response": 448, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (12:14)", "body": "(Moon) I kind of liked the \"Take no Prisoners\" theme. (Eileen), Please describe what you mean by this. Whips and chains? ;-D No, we'll leave that to Rupi. TYVM! ;-) Welcome to the pub! I thought it could be in the style of a \"toast and roast\" or \"roast and toast\" considering all his films and recent awards. ;-)))"}, {"response": 449, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (12:23)", "body": "And did I mentioned the the 10 piece funk band I hired? We need da funk to get off da funk. ;-)"}, {"response": 450, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (17:50)", "body": "(Moon)And did I mentioned the the 10 piece funk band I hired? Try to find that African rock group he likes...or is he dead? (Minkee)can someone pls explain the ground rules for the bday party Moon is the Chairman. She sets the rules and always serves the best champ."}, {"response": 451, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (21:06)", "body": "Try to find that African rock group he likes...or is he dead? Sorry, not this year. He listens too much to that stuff. Time for a change, plus, we need da funk to get off da funk. ;-) Moon is the Chairman. She sets the rules and always serves the best champ. xxxooo*smooch* Thank you Evelyn! But truly, I could not do it without such a great group as we have here. And we do love the champagne! Who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) I would love to see us all in different color snakeskin pants and get up with da band and sing a killer version of \"Mustang Sally.\" You know, we do drive like Bond girls. :-D"}, {"response": 452, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (14:49)", "body": "Bond girls ? O man....can I get to be Plenty O Toole ? I wanna shake my Happy Birthday groove thang, dressed in one of those white 70 hot pants thingys, with the long flapping fringe. Looks down at cellulite ridden thighs and imagines look of horror on Col's face when he sees me.....shrugs.....good job this is a cyber space par-tay then, isn't it ?"}, {"response": 453, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (17:19)", "body": "this is a cyber space par-tay then, isn't it ? This is the day we all get to meet, dance, drink and eat until ODB leaves the party. :-) I like your choice of outfit Beth. I'm thinking of wearing a little Pucci number with a turquoise-color feather wrap and I've found these great crystal-ball drop earrings. Renate has the chardonnay and vodka ready. The Dom Perignon is icy cold and there is plenty of beer on tap. (Just in case anyone wants to let off steam) ;-)"}, {"response": 454, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (18:21)", "body": "Hmmm - big dilemma for the Aussie/Kiwi contingent - do we start the party before everyone else since Sept 10 is only about 15 hrs away from now whereas UK/Europe and US Firthettes are still at least 24 hrs away. In which time zone was he born?"}, {"response": 455, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (18:39)", "body": "Does this answer your question? ;-)"}, {"response": 456, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (19:13)", "body": "(KarenR) Does this answer your question? ;-) Excellent! Excellent!"}, {"response": 457, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (23:38)", "body": "So who has the lava lamps and mirror balls at the ready ? The lava in my lava lamp is looking rather sad and tired....a wee bit like ya'll did, about 20 minutes into Londcrapium, when you realised what utter tosh it was."}, {"response": 458, "author": "dianespeir", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (09:04)", "body": "What's this year's theme again? In the wake of L'dm, perhaps a \"We like you just as you are\" theme would be reassuring."}, {"response": 459, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (09:11)", "body": "I'm trying to get Renate synched up with the site again so she can make some changes. Email has been sent!"}, {"response": 460, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (11:54)", "body": "Terry, upload worked - obviously it was just a temporary problem. What's this year's theme again? (Diana)In the wake of L'dm, perhaps a \"We like you just as you are\" theme would be reassuring. Great minds think alike ;-). Have just uploaded our birthday wishes. CF Birthday But they are not linked yet - will link them to cf.com only tomorrow morning or tonight, midnight according to GMT = Grayshott Mean Time."}, {"response": 461, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (12:18)", "body": "How To Make Your Fans Happy An Easy-to-follow Step-by-step Guide For Clueless Idols LOL!! Clueless, indeed. Good one, Renate."}, {"response": 462, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (12:49)", "body": "LOL! Brilliant, Renate! Are we going to have fun tomorrow!"}, {"response": 463, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (16:45)", "body": "Renate - that's really very clever bday messages - thanks. I wonder whether the yet unwritten chapters will be complete \"bound and published in what we call a book, Jones\" by the end of the day. All able-handed and able-minded Firthettes to contribute?"}, {"response": 464, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (17:40)", "body": "Hmmm - tough choice - just trying to put together something remotely interesting that's worthy of inclusion in Renate's 3 chapters - with one eye on the internet IBM scoreboard on USOPEN finals. Just saw Hewitt getting up against Sampras in Sets 1 and 2. Since it's not yet CF bday GMT - I might be forgiven for abandoning CF love task for a while in favour of what looks like a Hewitt win in USOpen. Happy CF bday (in advance) to all."}, {"response": 465, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (17:54)", "body": ""}, {"response": 466, "author": "LouiseJ", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (21:40)", "body": "Allow me to be one of the Firthst to wish CF the happiest of birthdays, with many more to come! Don't duck out the back door! The fun has just begun! HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"}, {"response": 467, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (21:57)", "body": "Woo Hoo.....65 minutes to go here on the East Coast, until D-Day. Appropriately enough, The Longest Day is now showing on AMC."}, {"response": 468, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (22:12)", "body": "A birthday poem for Colin: Colin, you are the sexiest man. We Drooleurs seek you wherever we can. If you try a disguise To baffle our eyes, You'll not fool these most ardent Firthfans! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! *clinking glass of chardonnay against computer screen*"}, {"response": 469, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (22:36)", "body": ""}, {"response": 470, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (23:32)", "body": "Happy, happy, joy, joy !!!!!! Raising a glass ( filled with Kaluha, Baileys and vodka ) to ya babe. Can you hear the ice cubes clink ? I promise by next year, I will know how to do all those funky birthday graphics too. By the way, what am I drinking ? Is this thing a Black/White Russians or a Mudslide ? Anyhoo, its going down very easily. Thanks Col, you should have birthdays more often. I have a whole pitcher of this stuff in my fridge, if any one wants some."}, {"response": 471, "author": "Renata", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (00:39)", "body": "It's too early in Europe for Chardonnay or Vodka, so I raise my tea-cup to you, Colin: Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 472, "author": "Renata", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (00:43)", "body": "This had to happen today! Grr! ;-) Oh, well, there are more birthday cakes on http://www.colinfirth.com !"}, {"response": 473, "author": "Tracy", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (02:19)", "body": "Counldn't miss the party so I'm stepping out of lurkdom to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! Another year, older, wiser & sexier."}, {"response": 474, "author": "amw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (02:48)", "body": "HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN, may this be the best year yet especially career wise, lots of wonderful projects for your ardent admirers to watch and drool over, Best Wishes, to you and your family"}, {"response": 475, "author": "amw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (02:49)", "body": "and Hi Tracy, good to see you back again."}, {"response": 476, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (05:23)", "body": "I will join Beth (Bethane) in graphics classes in time for next year's celebration...in the meantime...just a simple... MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO COLIN!!"}, {"response": 477, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! In the past, because of my love of music, I have given you guitars and amplifiers and lots of CD\ufffds, Keith Jarrett, The Waterboys, Corner Shop, Tim Buckley, etc. etc. Remember? This year we are having a little fun \ufffdroasting and toasting\ufffd you with the themes like \ufffdTake No Prisoners\ufffd and \ufffdWe like You Just as You Are.\ufffd Lately, my pet peeve has become the way you kiss on screen. That also goes for your recent, Bridget Jones\ufffds Diary and Londinium, in fact, we have to go all the way back to Femme Fatal for a good kiss. Now, after having consulted \ufffdyour psychologist\ufffd Stephen F. on this problem, I have come up with a practical gift this year: Kissing Lessons ! Kiss - To engage in mutual touching or caressing with the lips. Now come this way But before we start, let\ufffds toast with a special martini created just for you. It\ufffds better if your lips are wet."}, {"response": 478, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:29)", "body": "Now let\ufffds begin: Kissing Exercise: Spend part or all of a kissing scene concentrating on just your lips... no tongues allowed. Slowly slide your lips together, enjoying the subtle feeling of each other's skin. Lick, nibble, kiss each other's mouths... go slow, and really enjoy the sensations. This exercise should make you more aware of your lips, and will add a new layer to your kissing experience. Head Movement: On camera head movement is definitely one of the more subtle aspects of successful kissing, but it can really add a great deal to the experience. Coordinating all the different moving parts of a kiss can seem pretty overwhelming, and it may help for you only to think about one at a time. However, a really good kisser manages to get everything moving at the same time (lips, tongue, head, teeth) without any seeming effort. Each of these aspects should complement each other, allowing the kiss to be playful or passionate, coy or demanding, silly or serious at a moment's notice. A little can go a long way. Remember, everything should work together like a symphony, with you as the conductor. Coordination is the key. So do not freeze up and panic when you hear \ufffdKiss scene take 1, ACTION.\ufffd"}, {"response": 479, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:30)", "body": "Now to the games\ufffd AKA Do you sizzle or are you a wet fish? Step this way: The Firthettes are ready to play: Slo-Mo Kisses The object of this game is to see how slow you and your partner can kiss each other. This is also just good practice, as slow kisses are generally considered quite desirable and passionate. You and your partner begin kissing each other. As you kiss, concentrate on moving your lips and tongue slower and slower. Try to feel each little nerve signal that is being sent to your brain as you sssslllooowwwllllyyy explore each other's mouths. Once you've got this down... move even slower! Nuthin' But the Lips Since kissing can tend to concentrate too much on tongues (just ask moi!), this game is designed to help develop other parts of your technique. The simple rules of this game are... no tongues! That's right, you can only use your lips. Don't worry... the passion level of this game can be through the roof if done correctly! Begin by just kissing each other on the lips... softly and slowly. Concentrate on drawing out the lip contact... not just kissing the lips, but brushing them against each other, sucking softly on both the top and bottom lips, and maybe even nibbling a little! Remember, this game is all about the lips , so really feel what they are doing. Feel the texture of your partner's lips, and what they are doing against yours. Slowly brush, kiss, and suck your way around each other's mouths... then do it some more! Trust me, you'll be amazed at the sensations you can get from just using your lips. Tippy Tongues This game is almost, but not quite, the exact opposite of the 'Nuthin' but the Lips' game above. To play this game, you get to use your tongue... but just the very tip! Just play with each other's tongue tippies with your own tongue... just barely making contact. Swirl and dance your tongue tip around, and play with the various motions you can make using just your tongue tip. You can kiss this way with lips touching or not touching... though touching lips generally makes things a little more comfortable and controlled. Don't forget to concentrate on the tongues! Just the tippy tongues! For being such a good student you will receive this to wear instead of your Arsenal ones. And don\ufffdt forget, you owe me one. Enjoy the party! Auguri di cuore! Non arrabbi\ufffdrti troppo \ufffd solo uno scherzo e noi ci divertiamo un sacco. Un bacio. Now let\ufffds dance. Another martini anyone?"}, {"response": 480, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:46)", "body": "Oh Moon...that was *wonderful*...I'm still swooning.Hope he takes a hint. Pennis Award coming up... (pun intended!!)"}, {"response": 481, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:54)", "body": "In Honour of the Great Film Spring is pleased to present the 1st Annual PENNIS AWARD"}, {"response": 482, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:08)", "body": "Get with da funk! We need a drum roll."}, {"response": 483, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:32)", "body": "Oh, Moon, way too early in the morning for ca-laaaaaasssss. But am taking notes. Hopefully he can put those instructions into play on his next film, either that or he should rewatch Tumbledown. Good to see you dropped in, Tracy. :-) My, oh my, Ev!! Can't you just see that award on the mantle? *snort*"}, {"response": 484, "author": "nky", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:45)", "body": "Just want to wish our dearest Colin a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! I've enjoyed all your posting for the past couple of years and now I think its time to come out of the closet for our dear Colin. Sorry, not very good at being creative like some of you."}, {"response": 485, "author": "fitzwd", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:51)", "body": "Speaking of P-awards, try this one on for size :-)"}, {"response": 486, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:59)", "body": "Welcome to our party, nky. Have some champagne. Karen, it's never to early for class if the subject is kissing. And it's not too early for champagne either. Evelyn, we are all anticipating this great(big) award."}, {"response": 487, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:01)", "body": "LOL, Donna! This mortal coil. (The band, that is)"}, {"response": 488, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:03)", "body": ""}, {"response": 489, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:05)", "body": "LOL! Are we going to have dueling P Awards? eh eh eh More than two can play at that game... As we walk through the Valley of the P-Awards..."}, {"response": 490, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:13)", "body": "Everybody Dance!! Click here"}, {"response": 491, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:19)", "body": "LOL! Are we going to have dueling P Awards? eh eh eh More than two can play at that game... Groovey, Karen! Yeah, baby! How about this charmstone. Picked this one up from the post Planet of the Apes studio sale."}, {"response": 492, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:36)", "body": "GREETINGS FROM ST. LOUIS YO, COLIN Happy Boitday from your ole classmates, thanks a lot for all the good press you're giving us"}, {"response": 493, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:46)", "body": "We can't have a 'roast and toast' without a Mistress of Ceremonies, so I have contacted one of Colin's special fans. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Spring's annual Colin Firth Birthday Bash. I am your Mistress of Ceremonies, Caroline. To mark the occasion, I am *not* dressed in a curtain today. As you know, I have thoroughly researched your films and have acquired a special present for you. It's the motorbike you rode in Playmaker! And I thought The Advocate was a sexy film...good thing I hadn't seen the shower scene before we met on the Rosie Show. *whew* Let's go for a ride, Colin! I know a wonderful spot where we can review those kissing lessons Moon has given you. Evelyn might even be there with the 'L' Pennis Award. Vrrrrooommmm! Vrrrroooommmm!"}, {"response": 494, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:48)", "body": "I just convinced Curly here we got room for one more in our cell... Nyuk nyuk nyuk"}, {"response": 495, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:51)", "body": "Moon's instructions say to turn your head a little to the left and lean in We're gonna keep doin' it til you get it right"}, {"response": 496, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:00)", "body": "Moon's instructions say to turn your head a little to the left and lean in ROTF! You're a very good student. Hey Caroline, do you think we might take turns on that Vespa? There are these hills around Bologna that are perfect for it. (Italian inside joke)"}, {"response": 497, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:25)", "body": "Our next event is a fashion show, to give our dear birthday boy some ideas. I'll start. First, look at my shoes. They may not be trainers, but they are all one color. We've called in our experts to give you some ideas on what trainers are supposed to look like: See? Black trainers, black laces. Next, let's talk about color. Here's what a tee shirt looks like when it's not black. [Hope this works] In anticipation of a very special event taking place in LA on the 16th, we have a few suggestions for formal wear. Note the fit of the collar, Colin. It comes in contact with the neck. Also note the length of the tie. One's tuxedo tie should not reach one's knees. Or perhaps you prefer this style? The tie is straight, not at a 30 degree angle. Just a final warning as far as tuxedos go...do not, I repeat, do not show up in this outfit! (The same advice applies to your sidekick.) We hope you enjoyed the fashion show, Colin!"}, {"response": 498, "author": "myou", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:29)", "body": "What a party!!!!!! Raising my coffee cup at work in honour of a man that has given us so much \"virtual pleasure\"! Even if the kissing scenes are a little mushed, the nude scenes are few and far between, but I for one do like him just as he is! Happy 41st!"}, {"response": 499, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:33)", "body": "ROTF!! Where'd you go, Eileen, TuxesRUs for those? ;-D Love our Mistress of Ceremonies. She's dressing better too since she won the coveted afternoon talk show slot."}, {"response": 500, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:56)", "body": "Moving on...we now arrive at the most contentious of subjects in the world of Firth fandom...*shhhhh* your career! I've brought in a few friends to give you advice. Whoopi says: 1. Don't date Ted Danson. 2. Join Hollywood Squares. Gloria says: 1. Make your husband your manager. Or your wife. We all say: STAY AWAY FROM THIS MAN. Promise?? ;-)"}, {"response": 501, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:05)", "body": "Honest! We don't know where Colin will be filming New Cardiff. Please, lady, put down that gun!! Phew! Those Firth fans can go a little too far."}, {"response": 502, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:15)", "body": "\"Hey Col... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... See ya'in January for the sequel to LONDINIUM."}, {"response": 503, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:19)", "body": "Those Firth fans can go a little too far. *guffaw* That's no lady, that's MysteryMan! You're walking a fine line, Evie. ;-P"}, {"response": 504, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:19)", "body": "Eileen, LOL! Caroline, don't forget to include a tip about what type of socks to wear."}, {"response": 505, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:31)", "body": "ROTF, Eileen. Tuxedo for the Emmy's? Bet he comes in an open collar.With short socks. \"Hold the white laces, Colin.\" Can we have some bubbly now, boss? It's evening in Winchester... Which reminds me...this one just came in.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM THE CITIZENS OF WINCHESTER Don't look like STRAW DOGS to me;-)"}, {"response": 506, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:38)", "body": "Got an early peak at the storyboards of \"The Prisoner of L'Dumb.\" Our story opens with: Allen Portman (said in repressed manner) But, I'd rather have a meat pie."}, {"response": 507, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:47)", "body": "(Evelyn) Tuxedo for the Emmy's? They're formal. Caroline says his gray 'LA suit' with the black shirt (unbuttoned to hide poor neck fit) is out for this event. ;-) Too funny, Karen. But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Heehee...with extra beans and onions."}, {"response": 508, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:49)", "body": "But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Oh no, boss...please. No meat pies.Consequences make one unsocialable:-D ROTF. That pic...from Hostages? Where's the brown teeth?"}, {"response": 509, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:03)", "body": "(Ev) Where's the brown teeth? He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-)"}, {"response": 510, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:09)", "body": "Those kissing lessons are paying off. There's no stopping him now, but with Mikey? (gulp) Tall martini just went down straight, wow!"}, {"response": 511, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:34)", "body": "Here is another game to play: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissastrology/horoscopes/"}, {"response": 512, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:37)", "body": "This is Colin's horoscope says:For 9/10/2001 Somebody is simply not hearing what you're saying. You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Perhaps you need to push verbal communications aside and say what you must in nonverbal ways. non verbal ways, as in kissing"}, {"response": 513, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:52)", "body": "Another birthday wish from a co-star Richard's written another for you, Col, called Blackadder - Up and Down. You're featured heavily in the Down segments. Be sure to get fitted for that padding as I'm practicing my kicks. ;-)"}, {"response": 514, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:53)", "body": "(Karen) He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-) *ewwww* *grand mal seizure ensues* (horoscope) You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Aha! That explains this \ufffdTo hell with it, this is fun.\ufffd I can\ufffdt wait to play a clich\ufffd.\""}, {"response": 515, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 516, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:44)", "body": "boston.com: Today's Birthdays: Actress Fay Wray is 94. Movie director Robert Wise is 87. Golfer Arnold Palmer is 72. Country singer Tommy Overstreet is 64. Actor Greg Mullavey is 62. Jazz vibraphonist Roy Ayers is 61. Singer Danny Hutton (Three Dog Night) is 59. Singer Jose Feliciano is 56. Actor Tom Ligon is 56. Actress Judy Geeson is 53. Rock musician Joe Perry (Aerosmith) is 51. Actress Amy Irving is 48. Country singer Rosie Flores is 45. Actress Kate Burton is 44. Director Chris Columbus is 43. Actor Colin Firth is 41. Rock singer-musician David Lowery (Cracker) is 41. Rock musician Robin Goodridge (Bush) is 35. Rock singer-musician Miles Zuniga (Fastball) is 35. Rapper Big Daddy Kane is 33. Movie director Guy Ritchie is 33. Actor Ryan Phillippe is 27. Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 517, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:50)", "body": "\"The guys in the next cell said that the Londinium torture is by far the worst they've had to endure\" And the guys in your cell said the meat pies were;-D"}, {"response": 518, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:53)", "body": "Colin ... To a Rare Specimen ... KJ"}, {"response": 519, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:55)", "body": "London Times Sept. 10 \"Birthdays Sir Thomas Allen, opera singer, 57; Mr Michael Barry (Michael Bukht) broadcasting executive and food journalist, 60; Professor Sarah Coakley, Professor of Divinity at Harvard University, 50; Mrs Beryl Cook, painter, 75; Baroness Emerton, Chief Commander of the St John Ambulance, 66; Mr John Entwistle, bass guitarist of The Who, 57; Mr Colin Firth, actor, 41; Professor C.H.M.J. Gilles, expert on tropical medicine, 80; Mr Christopher Hogwood, musicologist and conductor, 60; the Very Rev Michael Mayne, Dean Emeritus of Westminster, 72; Mr Norman Morrice, dancer and choreographer, 70; Lord Nolan, chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life, 1994-97, 73; Mr Arnold Palmer, golfer, 72; Sir Peter Reynolds, chairman of Ranks Hovis McDougall, 1981-89, 72; Mr Denis Richards, air historian, 91; Dame Betty Ridley, Third Church Estates Commissioner, 1972-81, 92; Mr Bill Rogers, golfer, 50; Dr Sir Brian Smith, chairman of BAA, 1991-98, 73."}, {"response": 520, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:57)", "body": "Wow, he gets a Mr. in the London Times. He doesn't even garner one in the Globe;) Happy Birthday, MR. Colin Firth:)"}, {"response": 521, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:58)", "body": "Notice that Guy Ritche is missing..."}, {"response": 522, "author": "Bryonny", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! In honour of this momentous occasion (and the upcoming DVD), I present you with the new Pride & Prejudice Lego set. Featuring Bingley, Jane, Wickham, Darcy, and Lizzie. Despite your best efforts to avoid fame, you just are not going to be able to escape Mr. Darcy. Maybe you should consider playing the evil, action movie villain :-)"}, {"response": 523, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:40)", "body": "OMG, this is all so incredibly funny. Happy Birthday to Our Darling Boy.....and bloody well done to all you computer savvy peeps out there, who have come up with all these hysterical graphics and pictures. You have us all rolling in the aisles."}, {"response": 524, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:48)", "body": ""}, {"response": 525, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:50)", "body": "From the ET Online site: Today's Birthdays Colin Firth, 41 Also listed: Amy Irving (48) and Ryan Philippe (27) *** Photo looks vintage 'SiL promo' to me."}, {"response": 526, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:54)", "body": "KarenR.. please delete my last post (524). Thanks, KJ"}, {"response": 527, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:55)", "body": "Hooray!! They updated. Checked earlier and was ready to barrage with nasty emails about Valerie Perrine Who!! That means he'll be shown tonight. Yippee!!"}, {"response": 528, "author": "rachael", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:00)", "body": "9pm UK time - just about right for crawling in late to a party then ... Happy BD, ODB - my *wish* present to you is a big bundle of decent scripts to maintain high happiness levels in all these fab lasses who've been at this party before me"}, {"response": 529, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:02)", "body": "Colin! It's your 41st birthday! We all hope you ... Have a ball! We annually virtually celebrate the anniversary of the day that your Mum and Dad brought you forth, little knowing the extraordinary individual they were loosing upon an unsuspecting (and unprepared) world. Indeed it can be truthfully said that many of us are still stunned witless and reduced to jelly, once we become aware of, and contemplate, the unparalleled phenomenon that you are, and have become. Behold, we giggle and say inane things when attempting to communicate our thoughts and impressions concerning your being and accomplishments. Through seasons lush or sere, we remain fascinated and faithful, both critical and complementary, willing or unwilling (depending on our mood) to cut you some slack. But the thing is ... um ... What we're trying to say -- VERY inarticulately -- is ... that, um ... in fact ... Perhaps despite appearances ... ... We like you -- VERY MUCH -- JUST AS YOU ARE. To demonstrate this, yearly we bring forth outrageous and brilliant celebratory virtual party trappings: We charter a flotilla of virtual yachts to float serenely off the Menoracan coast: Then sail merrily to our virtual private beach off Cancun where a bit of sea-bathing will set us up forever! We import virtual goodies from all over -- Virtual Cheesecake from New York: Cans of virtual goodies from Brazil -- \"where the nuts come from\" -- Virtual beverages from Germany to whet the appetite... From Kashmir some virtual Yakhni Pulao... SRC=\" http://www.angithi.com//images/RecipeSite/menu/yakhni_mutton_pulao_and_mutton_curry.JPG\" > Virtual pasta from a hideaway trattoria in Orvieto: All topped off by yummy virtual chocolates and champagne *hic*: [The advantage of bingeing on virtual champagne is that you wake up the next morning suffering from only a virtual hangover -- **Virtual Ooog!**] ... Not to mention The Virtual Cake: ...And, dear Colin, by the end of the evening, we all concur that -- despite the fact that you habitually \"protesteth too much\" -- the general consensus here is that You Are (and Ought To Be) Definitely One of the Good Guys... Happy Birthday, Colin! Love, KJ"}, {"response": 530, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:20)", "body": "Wow, KJ! We can take the virtual eating but who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) From the birthday list above I noted, Mr Denis Richards, air historian, Now can someone please explain what an air historian does?"}, {"response": 531, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:20)", "body": "Karen, your prisoner is suffering poor chap! ROTF!"}, {"response": 532, "author": "rachael", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:41)", "body": "who updated? what'll be shown? where? where?"}, {"response": 533, "author": "mari", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:53)", "body": "Talk about side-splitting--you guys are too much! ROTF! In honor of your birthday, Colin, and your Emmy nomination, we're rolling out the red carpet! And look who's here to greet you--take it away, Joan! J: Welcome back to our LIVE Emmy coverage here on the red carpet. Let's see who'd headed this way. Hiya, handsome, are you a nominee? C: Er, yes, I'm Colin Firth J: Oh, right! Colleen! I loved you in Bridget Jones, but how the hell did she almost go for that floppy-haired schmuck instead of you??? Jeez, you're awfully cute. What are you nominated for? C: Best Supporting Actor in Conspiracy. J: You played a Nazi??? C: Yes, I played . . . J: I didn't realize they had cute Nazis! Go figure. And you speak so nicely you English guys--not like those Nazis, everything is ach! and ich! and uch!--oi, sounds like my cat trying to cough up a fur ball. Anyway, I hate Nazis--what they didn't do to my Uncle Morty! C: Sorry to hear that . . . J: Oh, Morty's ok. I was just thinking--what they didn't do to him! So, what are you wearing? C: Armani. J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. Anyway, who's this lovely lady with you? C: This is my wife, Livia. J: Hello, Olivia! You wait right here while we take a station break. We'll be right back, folks!"}, {"response": 534, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:01)", "body": "(Mari channeling Joan) J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu."}, {"response": 535, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:07)", "body": "Moon - when I clicked on your link to virtualkisses - this is the horoscope I got for MR FIRTH's bday... There you are ladies - you'll have a lot of fun taking this horoscope apart - I am sure the words are just too apt for all the themes that you have expounded on earlier today. Thanks all for the hysterically hilarious riotous bday party - but I missed waiting for someone to serve up the blue soup, the green gunge, the omellette and the marmalade. Maybe we can serve that up at the hang-over recovery tent in the morning. For 9/10/2001 If you ever wanted to intensify a relationship by sitting around coffee houses and bantering about the more subtle aspects of ethics and existentialism, now is the time to do it. Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought. You are sensual and sensitive."}, {"response": 536, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:14)", "body": "As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-)"}, {"response": 537, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:24)", "body": "ROTF...everybody. Hey KJ, don't get booted outta the library for overtime! (Minkee)Horoscope:\"Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought\" Dunno know about anybody else,but *I* was moved to tears by his IQ or (is it GQ?) interview I mean, 'like it's sooo' much worse than what happened to poor Uncle Morty!"}, {"response": 538, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:41)", "body": "ROTF, Mari. I should have known you write for Joan. ;-) Are her ears really in back of her head now? (Minkee)serve up...the omellette Can't make one. Lizza has the whisk."}, {"response": 539, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:48)", "body": "Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin \"let off some steam\" with Joan or Missy? ;-)"}, {"response": 540, "author": "Lora", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:51)", "body": "Have been away for a while but am glad to have caught up on all the prestigious awards CF has won: the GQ one and the 'P' one ;-). I couldn't let the day go by without wishing ODB a very happy 41st birthday. I found this horoscope and thought it quite good advice for our birthday boy. Your Daily Horoscope: September 10, 2001 by iVillage Astrologer, Kelli Fox Attention to detail is extremely important right now, Virgo. The Gemini Moon blows through your life like a wind across a stack of important papers. No problem is too small for you to stop everything and deal with. Forget about your own quality time, and make sure that nothing flies out the window. The basics require a lot more mind power than you've given them lately. As long as you keep in mind how important it is to build a solid foundation, you should be in good shape by nightfall. (our Moon is more a part of his life than she may have thought ;-) and I love the part that begins, \"Forget about your own quality time...\") Happy Birthday, Colin, we love you just as you are (or we wouldn't have so many fun things to talk about)!"}, {"response": 541, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:59)", "body": "(Boss)As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-) Well as long as we're getting \"marshmallo-dramatic\" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN YOU TAKE THE CAKE!!"}, {"response": 542, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:02)", "body": "The Gemini Moon blows through your life I tried to keep that a secret! Is is my fault if we're both ruled by Marcury? LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu. After all this advice... Mari, I had been waiting for you, ROTF! I agree with Eileen, you do write for Joan."}, {"response": 543, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:07)", "body": "And my present for Colin this year is being shipped to his door as we type... The Computerized Boxing Workout Partner Say good-bye to stress! Punching SlamMan may be the ultimate stress buster. The SlamMan workout is so engrossing that you will quickly feel your frustrations and anger drain away. Better yet, you can hit SlamMan but he will never hit you back. Unique target lights help to dramtically improve your hand-eye coordination. Speed hitting the lights on SlamMan takes the same reflexes and corrdination as using speed bag. The SlamMan workout will definitely improve your reflexes and hand-eye coordination which, in turn, can really improve your tennis or golf game. SlamMan is going to become your all-time favorite workout. SlamMan offers just about everything you could ask for in a workout. You can get aerobic conditioning and major muscle toning spontaneously...just like a boxer. Plus, you naturally develop grace, reaction time and stamina. The SlamMan workout will not only help you look great, it will help you feel great. Hitting SlamMan is so invigorating and such a great stress reliever that you will feel totally energized. And best of all - SlamMan is right there whenever you're ready to slam. When it comes to workouts, SlamMan is totally unique. He's challenging, he's fun, he's friendly and he's incredibly effective. Your're going to love what SlamMan can do for you. There's nothing like SlamMan on the market anywhere. He's a completely original and incredibly effective way to train because... -He's durable. -You can hit him hard. -He tells you when and where to hit him by lighting up. -He's sensitive. -He's strong and silent. -He's adjustable. -SlamMan's mini-computer will keep you on your toes."}, {"response": 544, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:16)", "body": "LOL, Karen! Can he take a hint? Have some more champagne."}, {"response": 545, "author": "patas", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:19)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! I just gave myself a birthday present by going to see BJD again. Loved it even more than firth time. Many happy returns of good films! Great party, ladies - as always :-)"}, {"response": 546, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:39)", "body": "Gi - me too. Saw it for the nth time but thought it was a most appropriate way to celebrate the bday. Still partying ladies (and gentlemen)??? A new day has dawned for me...and must off to work I go - I don't know why I can't just stay and put my head over where it should be after a hard day/night's partying like most normal people. anyway..carry on..."}, {"response": 547, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:52)", "body": "Time to go for me, too. Party hearty, ladies. *clink* More bubbly! Happy birthday, Colin! If pigs fly and hell freezes, we *might* just be celebrating something here before next September. Maybe. Possibly. Well, one can hope. ;-)"}, {"response": 548, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (18:34)", "body": "Hauoli Na Hanau Pakalana Lei This lei is one of the most outstanding leis ever created with (12) Rope Pakalana twined into one lei. It's lime green and light yellow flowers give you a very unique fragrance. Individual's use this lei for weddings or special occasions. Very fragrant."}, {"response": 549, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:15)", "body": "So many gifts, so many \"lessons.\" This has been the best party yet! We are ready to cut the cake so come this way and make sure you have plenty of Champagne. Cheers! Tanti auguri, tanti baci, tante cose buone!"}, {"response": 550, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:24)", "body": "When the bday candles have been blown out, the lights are dimmed, the party rubbish thrown out...here's a consolation party compliment to all those Down Under - I noticed that MLSF is showing at 3 am on Foxtel Showtime (urgh - no beauty sleep for a hangover-stricken partygoer). Thank you very much to all Firthettes for such an enjoyable virtual experience - I'm glad I overcame my shy-ness and de-lurked. See you next year. 3 cheers for our guy."}, {"response": 551, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:43)", "body": "I've had a lot of good laughs reading these posts. Thank you one and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN, hope to see more next year."}, {"response": 552, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:12)", "body": "No party is complete without being lei'd by Marcia! ;-) Hey, that one looks like a wreath. Fortunately, our boy has broad enough shoulders to carry it off."}, {"response": 553, "author": "WinniePeg", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:23)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 554, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:30)", "body": "Karen, Sweetie, I try to do my best by our Colin. Never let it be said I passed up the chance to lei the DB =)"}, {"response": 555, "author": "mari", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (21:30)", "body": "Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin \"let off some steam\" with Joan or Missy? ;-) With pleasure.;-) \"Joan, would you please, please, please, please, please, just *ucking *uck off! This is the worst day of my life, Brian Cox is probably going to win the Emmy, and I really don't want to see you!\""}, {"response": 556, "author": "Anek", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:15)", "body": "Sorry, I missed such a wonderful party with a lot of virtual drinking and such useful kissing tips. But though I'm late I also have sth to say to someone who has a very special place in my heart Happy Belated Birthday COLIN! Many gripping scripts, enticing characters, main parts in blockbusters, comedy parts, overflow of awards, a lot of successes, and great happiness and excitement in your family life"}, {"response": 557, "author": "Anek", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:18)", "body": "........I really thought that 12 font is smaller."}, {"response": 558, "author": "maryw", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:44)", "body": "TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AT DROOL IN THE US (INCLUDING ODB WHO IS IN LAX, ISN'T HE?) FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA WE ARE THINKING AND PRAYING FOR YOU ALL DURING THIS HORRIBLE MOMENT IN HISTORY. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU!!! GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!"}, {"response": 559, "author": "terry", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:49)", "body": "Thank, this is the worst day of my life in the US. Our nation is under seige. More reports in the news conference."}, {"response": 560, "author": "Renata", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (10:44)", "body": "This is beyond words. What a nightmare, what a senseless, terrible crime. My thoughts are with the poor innocent victims and their families and friends. I send my heartfelt condolences from Germany to America, and say with Minkee: Take care all of you."}, {"response": 561, "author": "dianespeir", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (15:46)", "body": "I heard on the TV that the Emmys have been canceled. I called BAFTA/LA to learn whether the Donovan Quick presenters had been accounted for, but only got their voice mail. Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Thanks for the condolences from abroad. Federal buildings have been closed in this part of the midwest and people are glued to their TVs. However, I have gotten the most detailed information from the last topic at this site posted by Paul Terry W, so appreciate his efforts."}, {"response": 562, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2001 (10:28)", "body": "(Diane) Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Doubt if ODBB (our dear birthday boy) was LA-bound via Boston yesterday a.m. Doubt even further that he was in lower Manhattan. I'm sure he's safe."}, {"response": 563, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:05)", "body": "Ok, I hope this is where you post boat names.. LOL Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked La Madre Pu\ufffd io: The Mother-May-I Il Giro Intorno: The Turnaround La Commedia Romantica: The Romantic Comedy Il Dodger di Dramma: The Drama Dodger Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Liv's Lobotomy Ok, there's ten.. (snickering)"}, {"response": 564, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:12)", "body": "Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception *hee hee hee* Good ones."}, {"response": 565, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:37)", "body": "Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb LOL!!! Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy The Emasculate Conception Ouch! The Emasculate Conception Cute."}, {"response": 566, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:48)", "body": "LOL! I like them all but we must make realistic. The Costa family need to approve it. ;-) My DH would suggest: Il Cornuto: the Cuckold. ;-) Keep those suggestions coming. :-D"}, {"response": 567, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:12)", "body": "Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception ROTFLMAO, Jeanie! The only one I could possibly add would be : Il Pussi de Whippa. ;-)"}, {"response": 568, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:19)", "body": "LOL! I bow to your knowlege, Ms. Moon. It was just feeble guessing on my part! LOL! I couldn't resist, though. ;) Hmmmm... what does \"Cornuto\" mean?"}, {"response": 569, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:22)", "body": "Oh.. nevermind.. you were translating.. DUH.. \"The Cuckold\".. sometimes.. ok, most of the time, I'm really thick! Mari, \"Il Pussy Ha Frullato\" was one of my earlier considerations, but I didn't want to offend more than I already have! ROFL!"}, {"response": 570, "author": "kathness", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:54)", "body": "Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites so far! :-) All I could come up with was \"Per Favore Mas Amore\""}, {"response": 571, "author": "freddie", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (13:02)", "body": "Il Pussi de Whippa.....big LOL Il Si Caro.....nice ring to it Well done ladies!"}, {"response": 572, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (13:03)", "body": "Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta"}, {"response": 573, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:16)", "body": "Il Si Caro My overall favorite, but running a close second.... Il Pussi de Whippa"}, {"response": 574, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:49)", "body": "il idiot del villaggio"}, {"response": 575, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:52)", "body": "(Karen)Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta Zoinks, my translation must be WAY OFF... Please define, \"Il Goddess di Colinary Alletta\". ;) \"Il Si Caro\" is my favorite, too.. rolls right off the tongue. However, I'll go see if I can stir up some more. =P"}, {"response": 576, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:04)", "body": "my translation must be WAY OFF I'm using altavista's translator for the \"con una fusta\" part."}, {"response": 577, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:12)", "body": "il idiot del villaggio Il idioto del villaggio a masturbatorio ;-) Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL!"}, {"response": 578, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:24)", "body": "ROTF, Mari!!! Il Si Caro I like it. It should be Il Si Cara. Which has a double meaning of \"Yes, dear\", and \"Be so kind as to\" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-)))"}, {"response": 579, "author": "Rika", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (16:00)", "body": "See, I knew I was wasting my time taking French in high school. Should have taken Italian instead."}, {"response": 580, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (16:21)", "body": "il baggato (the joker)Doesn't mean anything, just the name of a restaurant in Rome that I went to. Sorry, but my Italian is lacking and my class doesn't begin until the 17th. I was feeling left out. (Moon)\"Be so kind as to\" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-))) ...Get out of my vicolo(sp?)I could think of a few others to end that sentence, but I don't want to get kicked off by the boss just before the big day."}, {"response": 581, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:43)", "body": "LOL, Mari! Il che i Mancando Testicoli: The Missing Testicles (yeah, I know, too long) L'attore di Neutered : The Neutered Actor... LOL! Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass La Giovanna, me prende via da questa cosa matta: (laughing) The Jane Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (singing ala Adam Sandler).. \"Opera Man... bye-BYEEEEEEE! (waving hanky)"}, {"response": 582, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:57)", "body": "Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass According to my DB, this is my boat...LOL"}, {"response": 583, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:58)", "body": "See? Closing I hope"}, {"response": 584, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:19)", "body": "Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway?"}, {"response": 585, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:26)", "body": "(Linda) I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway? alley. Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word \"alley\" means to you ;-)"}, {"response": 586, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:31)", "body": "(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? Typical American. ;-)"}, {"response": 587, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:44)", "body": "ROTFLOL! *wiping tear away* i cant pick a favorite -i'm laughing to hard! :-D"}, {"response": 588, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:52)", "body": "(Dorine)Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word \"alley\" means to you ;-) For me, cara, it means: Out of my way(vicolo). I'm coming through."}, {"response": 589, "author": "kathness", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (20:29)", "body": "(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I have just spent a fun-filled hour translating English to Italian, and then back from Italian to English, on some free translation website. LOL! Nothing means what it was supposed to mean. For instance, \"Ho un mal di testa\" was supposed to mean \"I have a headache\" but translated back as \"the evil says head.\" I tried \"You are getting sleepy,\" which was \"lei prendono addormentato,\" but that translated back as \"she take gone to sleep.\" I've decided to stick with English, or let others do the translating. ;-)"}, {"response": 590, "author": "Lora", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (21:08)", "body": "(Mari)Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL! ROTFLOL!!! I was thinking the same thing and then read your words! Still LOL! So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style: Mr. Darcy...(pic of Fitzwilliam in upper right) Mr. Darcy... Women liked him in wet shirta But with good roles, he's a flirta! He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! (feel free to add more;-)"}, {"response": 591, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (21:52)", "body": "I was trying, I really was. I was gonna behave but Lora....OMG, He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. It's too good....:::wiping away tears:::::"}, {"response": 592, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:00)", "body": "(Lora) He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Ok, I just wet my pants and spewed coke out my nose.. sheesh, and you girls said I couldn't multitask!"}, {"response": 593, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:05)", "body": "Lora! I had just gotten off the floor, up to my knees after reading Lisa's knock, knock joke, read this, and landed back on the floor LMAO!! I think the Tootsie Roll I was eating came out of my nose!"}, {"response": 594, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:16)", "body": "LOL! Great one, Lora. And I can't even stand Adam Sandler...though Opera Man was an exception."}, {"response": 595, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:27)", "body": "LORA! Post a warning before you do something so funny! I laughed so loudly that the cat ran out of my office! That was much better than any of the songs Sandler actually did on SNL. I just got caught up on posts at 163, and I have Jack Jones crooning in my head. Am suddenly seeing Colin as Gopher, wonder how he'd look in shorts and knee sox? (Jeanie)The Emasculate Conception LOL, but is that possible????????"}, {"response": 596, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (07:27)", "body": "LOL, Lora, I never saw AS do Opera Man but that was brilliant!"}, {"response": 597, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (08:06)", "body": "He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! LMAOPIMP! Waving a white hankie at you, Lora! This is *so* funny--you've nailed it perfectly. Here he is, ladies--and check out the pic of Hillary & Bill--LOL, I've been scooped! http://adamsandler.jt.org/andrea/SNL/opera/operaman.htm"}, {"response": 598, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (08:10)", "body": "Incredible! El Presidente es pusso whip-ah. Have we got talented people here or what? ;-)"}, {"response": 599, "author": "kathness", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (12:47)", "body": "No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora"}, {"response": 600, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (14:22)", "body": "(Kathy F)He no like to do da kissa I like it! May I suggest a slight revision? He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) Thanks for the link, Mari. That brought back memories or scandals past. I'm surprised OM never did a Monica aria."}, {"response": 601, "author": "Lora", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (15:27)", "body": "(Mari)I've been scooped! No way, Mari, you are my comedic inspiration! (Kathy)No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora I love it! Well done, Kathy! (Kate)He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) I love this too, what a great idea for the party, Kate! Thanks for the link to OM, Mari. Wonder if Hillary and Livia have ever met? ;-)"}, {"response": 602, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (15:39)", "body": "Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora LOL, Kathy--great stuff! You ladies have really gotten into the spirit of things.:-) (Lora)Wonder if Hillary and Livia have ever met? ;-) Actually, they have! Hillary came to the NYC premiere of Shakespeare in Love, as did Colin and Livia. According to the press reports, Hillary mingled with the cast at a pre-premiere party at one of the posh midtown hotels. I know we have pics somewhere . . . Anyway, sounds like maybe they compared notes? ;-) ;-)"}, {"response": 603, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (20:38)", "body": "Oh, gee whiz, Kathy you're killing me! LOL! Ok, here's my first tribute to \"Opera Man\": (borrowing shamefully from Adam Sandler) Liv con bambino Darce es el dad-doh Con-cep-tionee Itssah bologna!! No Tes-tos-te-rone-oh No Grande Stiff-oh Papa's Gonnad-ohs In Mama's Purse-oh!!!!!!!!! (waving hanky madly) Opera Man.. Bye BYEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!"}, {"response": 604, "author": "kathness", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (21:19)", "body": "Papa's Gonnad-ohs In Mama's Purse-oh!! ROTFLOL Jeanie! My face hurts from laughing. Molto bene!"}, {"response": 605, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (21:49)", "body": "Tears rolling down my cheeks. Boss say Byeeeeeeeee!!"}, {"response": 606, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Aug 31, 2002 (09:56)", "body": "[ to the tune of Dino's \"Amore\"] Tongua mora ... Make de love scenes.. less a bora ROTF...Lora...Kathy...Better watch out... youse gonna get in trouble with The Apologists. Good thing we're hiding out on #110 ;-))"}, {"response": 607, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Sat, Aug 31, 2002 (11:55)", "body": "(Lora) So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style So funny and clever. How about: (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Now it needs alot of pepsa. (Kathy) No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora So funny: How about: Fans they like so much more nessy But he want to stay a dressy Da Bossa Lady \"you must behave\" \"Si Cara Mia whatever you say.\" Good stuff ladies. Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites too."}, {"response": 608, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Aug 31, 2002 (21:24)", "body": "...And who said, There are no real poets anymore? Thanks, Lora and Kathy. I'm determined to add some lines to this before the weekend is up. How about right now... So now he no do-a the drama Causa the wife says only rom-comma The fans they sure hope-a He no be a dope-a"}, {"response": 609, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (11:02)", "body": "Should read rom-com-a Sorry, but one must be critical of one's own work."}, {"response": 610, "author": "Rika", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (16:02)", "body": "Phew! Y'all have been busy this weekend while I've been away! Lora, Jeanie, everybody - well, I just woke DH up from his nap because I was up here laughing so hard. I'll tell him it's your fault! So are we moving away from ocean liners and towards Italian songs as our theme? Though I suppose as long as it's an Italian ocean liner we can do both...."}, {"response": 611, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (16:20)", "body": "as long as it's an Italian ocean liner we can do both.... It works for me! ;-) We should each bring a song as a gift."}, {"response": 612, "author": "freddie", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (20:11)", "body": "Oh no, shades of Dean Martin."}, {"response": 613, "author": "Rika", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (22:19)", "body": "Yup, that's the song that's been going through my mind all evening."}, {"response": 614, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (11:37)", "body": "I don't know what came over me! Did I say song?! Heavens, no! I meant poem. Everyone bring a poem. It can be something as silly as: actor tractor crushing roles"}, {"response": 615, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (11:57)", "body": "*shuddering* (Noooooooooooo!!!)"}, {"response": 616, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (12:06)", "body": "Let's not and say we didn't ;-)"}, {"response": 617, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (13:50)", "body": "OK, so I'm outvoted, still. Heehee. There once was an actor named Colin Who didn't like his name to be calling But what's in a name said Will Shakespeare When what really counts is not letting the signora ignora the actor named Colin forevermore. Now I will stop. ;-)"}, {"response": 618, "author": "airstream", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (18:38)", "body": "(Howl/Ginsburg) I saw the best minds of my generation turned by breeches, boots knee high, diving head first into a lake in white shirt trying to cool off, levelheaded women hoping for a glimpse of short socked white ankle, running up stairs, ................................feel free to continue"}, {"response": 619, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (21:02)", "body": "...gasping at long, sensual fingers touching a gloved hand, dark eyes glaring, smoldering in love, anger, frustration"}, {"response": 620, "author": "Lora", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (22:31)", "body": "You guys are too much! From Sandler to Ginsburg? Where to we go from here? ;-) Can't wait for the big bash. You ladies are so clever and CF seems to inspire us to recite in many poetic genres. (I was thinking today how Opera Man's hair could work for CF's hair for GWAPE ;-) - it's just like the hair of the Dutch Masters on the top of a cigar box!)"}, {"response": 621, "author": "freddie", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (23:22)", "body": "Just checking in to see how the decorating is going for the big day. Only 5 days left now. You all are very creative and it has been good reading."}, {"response": 622, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (23:40)", "body": "...eyes sparkling and questionning dimpled cheeks rosely flushed hair wet and curly lips quivering.... tall and stately grace abounding the smile that melts my heart the man of my dreams..."}, {"response": 623, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (23:59)", "body": "Why is there poetry here? Sorry, but when I read that psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan, I haven't exactly encouraged that kind of thing here. Now, Opera Man's humorous arias were different IMO."}, {"response": 624, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (11:58)", "body": "(Karen)psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan POETRY? The underwear, I understand. That would be a creepy thing to receive. But poetry? That's a surprise. I hope the Fibbies haven't been monitoring this site. Moon, still laughing over actor/tractor rhyme. Am picturing Colin as Jess, driving his John Deere across the field to pick up Jessica Lange..."}, {"response": 625, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (14:39)", "body": "LOL, Kate! Just checking in to see how the decorating is going for the big day. Only 5 days left now. The cases of champagne have arrived! Am working on setting up a Martini Bar by the pool. The Costa group have given us a choice of chefs, I have picked one from the Liguria region (hint, hint, Karen), we will have lots of lobsters, focaccia, and trenette al pesto. The freshest sushi will part of the aperitivo. Of course, we will have plenty of flavors of gelato, including mango. Which flavor do you think Colin might prefer? ;-)"}, {"response": 626, "author": "Rika", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (17:59)", "body": "(Karen) I read that psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan, I haven't exactly encouraged that kind of thing here. Gosh, I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D (Though given that I'm at work right now, that would certainly add spice to my day.)"}, {"response": 627, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (19:41)", "body": "(Rika) I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-)"}, {"response": 628, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (19:46)", "body": "(Rika) I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D (Karen) Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) That goes for *everyone* right, including YKW?"}, {"response": 629, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (20:05)", "body": "YKM, I'm an equal opportunity employer. ;-)"}, {"response": 630, "author": "kathness", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (21:15)", "body": "(Karen) Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear I am confused. Do I need to take off the rest of my underwear (bra goes as soon as I get home) and then wear something else (robe, sweats, T-shirt), or do I just take off everything??? I don't want to break any Drool rules!"}, {"response": 631, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (21:25)", "body": "Shouldn't we celebrate his b'day in our birthday suits. Seems only fitting ;-D"}, {"response": 632, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (21:54)", "body": "Well everyone, much as I hate to consider it, I may not be able to attend the one party for Colin I wouldn't have to attend surreptitiously. Work is calling me to Los Angeles for a weeklong meeting and it will be unlikely that I will have much time to check in. :-( You know how they love to fill *every* minute of your time. Sheesh!...just because they pay for everything they think I'm their slave. :-P My luggage is quite full now, so no room to bring presents with me. I was so looking forward to partying hardy! So please have lots of chardonnay and champagne for me....that way I'll be able to stand up and walk a straight line the next morning this time ;-D."}, {"response": 633, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (10:54)", "body": "Mango gelato is fine with me, Moon. Makes you want to pucker up. ;-) Oh no, Dorine!!! It's not fair. Excuse yourself from the meeting, saying you have much more important business to attend to (*air smooch air smooch*) and will have your people get in touch with their people to set something up later. ;-) Am mixing up a batch of mojitos for the big day."}, {"response": 634, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (16:45)", "body": "Am mixing up a batch of mojitos for the big day. I'll have one now, TYVM! ;-) Dorine, dear, you must find a solution!!! The boat will not stop over in LA long enough to wait, you must come on board at the right time."}, {"response": 635, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (18:16)", "body": "(Dorine)Shouldn't we celebrate his b'day in our birthday suits. Seems only fitting ;-D LOL, and you have the nerve to say I pick out the risque stuff. (Dorine)That goes for *everyone* right, including YKW? It better go for YKW! (Karen)Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) Suppose we're posting from work? Then wot? I start Monday-need advice v. soon. BTW,Moon, I love hazlenut gelato, can we have some of that too? Since DORINE is leaving, Rika and I will bring the coffees and lattes. We'll make sure they are v. frothy and tangy! We'll save you some, Ms.Executive.*snif*"}, {"response": 636, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (18:18)", "body": "Uh, that should read hazelnut. Still looks wrong. Anyway I still like it"}, {"response": 637, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Sat, Sep  7, 2002 (11:03)", "body": "Ok, so in keeping with my ethnic background, I'm gonna bring fried chicken, tea cakes and goo-goo clusters. (grinning) That's about as fancy as it gets here, so hopefully that will suffice. Besides, I don't condone eating anything that I can pronounce. (grinning) (Karen)(Karen)Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) Ok.. but, I can still where YKW's underwear on my head, right?"}, {"response": 638, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (11:08)", "body": ""}, {"response": 639, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (14:31)", "body": "Attention Firthettes!!! Join us on board the \"Si Cara\" on Tuesday September 10th for a \"Turn the Ship Around\" inspired Birthday Party for our dearest loveliest boy wonder, Colin Firth. And remember, all hands on deck. ;-)"}, {"response": 640, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (15:27)", "body": "The Observer Magazine If it's your birthday this week...(I'm just ignoring the fact that Huge Gnat's picture is below this) Sure, you've had a pasting this year but you've survived the Pluto-Saturn dust storm to tell the tale and, with any luck, passed 'Go' and collected \ufffd200. Pluto, the planet that wants power at any price, remains active in your chart for months yet, so issues surrounding autonomy are not going away. Since you are a nice-guy Virgo, you know better than to act like a power-crazed idiot. If you're dealing with one, negotiate. Relocation, if you seek it, is favoured in the next six months."}, {"response": 641, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (17:30)", "body": "Beautiful colors Karen!! Thanks for the horoscope, Emma."}, {"response": 642, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (17:30)", "body": ""}, {"response": 643, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (21:07)", "body": "(Moon)And remember, all hands on deck. ;-), The whole time? geeze."}, {"response": 644, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (22:17)", "body": "In case anybody wants to know, the official celebration starts on 10 Sept at midnight BDT (not GMT). Adjust your clocks accordingly."}, {"response": 645, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (23:18)", "body": "And, ladies, the party invites have been sent out: http://www.firth.com Lots of last minute presents to pick up...plus the cake!! Liquor store already made its delivery so am all set up (looking for jar of olives). ;-)"}, {"response": 646, "author": "Rika", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (00:20)", "body": "v. clever, Karen! My first CF birthday party.... I'm so excited, no wonder I can't sleep!"}, {"response": 647, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (00:46)", "body": "Whew! Managed to slip out for a few minutes.... (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck. ;-) Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P Thanks Rika and Linda, my latte buddies, for picking up the slack for me with the coffee and lattes. :) Back to the grind....*sniff, sniff*....."}, {"response": 648, "author": "freddie", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (00:53)", "body": "Hang on Karen! You're going to make me calculate from Aussie time to BDT???? ***Sigh....*** (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck You don't mean Colin's hands too?"}, {"response": 649, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (06:19)", "body": "Hmmmm... I'm gonna just assume, since I am the ignorant hillbilly of this group, that \"BDT\" would be London time. If I am wrong in that assumption, please do clear up my confusion as best you can. (grinning) So, let's see, (looking at clock and adding six hours) that it's lunch time in the land of Colin. hmmmm.. (attempting to decide whether or not to take dramamine and risk falling asleep during Linda's naked macarena, or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky)"}, {"response": 650, "author": "Rika", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (09:54)", "body": "(Dorine) Thanks Rika and Linda, my latte buddies, for picking up the slack for me with the coffee and lattes. :) Dorine, I assure you, we've been making diligent preparations for the event all weekend. We even made an acquisition to ensure that our coffee service would have the level of professionalism required by the occasion."}, {"response": 651, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (09:58)", "body": "Virgo, you know better than to act like a power-crazed idiot. If you're dealing with one, negotiate. Relocation, if you seek it, is favoured in the next six months. ROTFLOL! Si, cara (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck. ;-) (Dorine),Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P (Linda), The whole time? geeze. (Lisa), You don't mean Colin's hands too? Heehee, I get him first. ;-) There is that old story of kissing lessons. ;-) Yeah, Karen! Love the invite! Colin has actually taken over the Bucket. :-D"}, {"response": 652, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (10:09)", "body": "(Moon) Colin has actually taken over the Bucket. :-D He has always been The Bucket since Day 1 for the cognoscenti ;-)"}, {"response": 653, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (12:14)", "body": "Karen/Moon - I will plead ignorance of \"BDT\" and add that like Dorine I am also tied to a grindstone with the proverbial tyrannical master at the wheel, so as as this may be my only chance to send my greetings today and as it is already long past midnight Down here, I will be the first one at the docks/pier to celebrate the \"Turn the Ship Around birthday party\" Dear Colin I have but a simple bunch of flowers and heartfelt wishes for you. Alas - I will not be able to stay for your party as duty calls for me to be someplace else... but wait! I do have a proxy to help you and my sister firthettes to turn that ship around Happy Birthday, Caro!"}, {"response": 654, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (14:25)", "body": "3 hours & 40 minutes to go!!! (slathering on sunscreen)"}, {"response": 655, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (18:15)", "body": "Happy 42nd Birthday, M'DEAR!!! Whooo-hooooo!!!"}, {"response": 656, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:08)", "body": "So very clever Minkee. Karen WONDERFUL Bucket page. You are so very, very talented. HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY, MR. WONDERFUL!!!! THANK YOU FOR SO VERY MANY HOURS OF PLEASURE AND ENTERTAINEMENT. PAM"}, {"response": 657, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:13)", "body": "Thanks for the picture, how very yummy! And to Colin, the author of our feast (the main course at our feast?!) Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 658, "author": "janet2", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:18)", "body": "It's well past midnight here in the UK, so I'd like to wish ODB a very happy 42nd birthday.:hug"}, {"response": 659, "author": "dalec", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:30)", "body": "Happy Brithday Colin!"}, {"response": 660, "author": "dalec", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:31)", "body": "Sorry can't type, one more time, Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 661, "author": "airstream", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:54)", "body": "Happy Birthday Mr. Firth!"}, {"response": 662, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:55)", "body": ""}, {"response": 663, "author": "airstream", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:57)", "body": "this is the picture i wanted to use, but it doesn't seem to work! alas. cheers anyway! ttp://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyore/cgi/index.pl?file=display_image&id=6"}, {"response": 664, "author": "airstream", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:57)", "body": "http://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyore/cgi/index.pl?file=display_image&id=6"}, {"response": 665, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (20:01)", "body": "OOOPS. My first ODB birthday celebration, and I forget the two most important things. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN, dahling. Please don't get too tired with the kissing lessons. There's lots more to come. and to close the tags! am v. excited."}, {"response": 666, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (20:40)", "body": "Reposting Linda's from above: (Dorine)Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P See what I mean, Dorine. (Jeanie)or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky) Make sure you throw it to the wind. Who said I'm doing the Macarena nekid? I only do that in Morocco."}, {"response": 667, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:02)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!"}, {"response": 668, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:29)", "body": "Happy # 42 Colin! Our lovely boat the \"Si Cara\" has just picked me up. http://www.charterauction.com/images/GlobalExpress.gif And if I'm here, you know we must be in the tanti baci Heading to the Martini Bar. Your gifts will be delivered much later. Ciao tesoro, a pi\ufffd tardi. :-D Auguri di cuore!"}, {"response": 669, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:30)", "body": "This was my port of departure, lucky me!"}, {"response": 670, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:36)", "body": "We're waiting for you, Moon: I've already ordered for you *hic* Colin is going to have to catch up quickly. ;-)"}, {"response": 671, "author": "meg", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (22:42)", "body": "Some day I'll have something half as clever as the rest of you to say here, but for now, I'll just have to settle for Happy Birthday Colin! :)"}, {"response": 672, "author": "kathness", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (22:43)", "body": "(Jeanie) or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky You weren't supposed to eat all that food by yourself -- you were supposed to share the fried chicken, tea cakes and goo-goo clusters! I don't think CF is awake yet. Perhaps Lisa should sneak into his bedroom and blow a noisemaker right in his ear. Startled, he'd probably jump right up out of the bed, and who knows what Lisa could report to us?! ;-)"}, {"response": 673, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (00:29)", "body": "Happy birthday, Colin! Now, dahling, listen to the cruise directors here at Drool. We'll be offering good wishes and a little birthday advice, too. As a veteran of many cruises, I can tell you that arts and crafts time on the Si Cara will be LOTS of fun. So, relax, enjoy the waves, and here's a little something to help you get ready for your role in GWAPE."}, {"response": 674, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (00:46)", "body": ""}, {"response": 675, "author": "Odile", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (01:24)", "body": "Have a great birthday Colin! And stay away from Richard Simmons on the Si Cara And how about some French lessons: Bonjour! Je m'appelle Colin Firth. J'ai quarante-deux ans et aujourd'hui c'est mon anniversaire. :) Come on to the lower deck for costuming and non-verbal French..."}, {"response": 676, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (01:45)", "body": "Wanted to drop this off while I have a moment, to help ensure the Si Caro makes its turn toward Dramaland.... As I'm unable to stay to navigate myself, I'm leaving my trusted assistant Michelangelo with this sextant in the event the shipboard computers malfunction."}, {"response": 677, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (02:03)", "body": "Had time at lunch to run out for a few small decorations"}, {"response": 678, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (02:58)", "body": "Just before my dinner meeting, I had time to sneak out to get your present. I thought you could use this to help you prepare for any roles as a mute, deaf or otherwise, you may look for that I'd be willing to bet would bring you the big awards and recognition you deserve. When we meet again at your next premiere in NYC, I'll quiz you to see how well you picked up the sign language and tutor you if needed. You appear so good with your hands in other activities, I'd guess you wouldn't have a problem with this. But just in case, I'll bring my teaching assistants, Rika and Linda to help us out. I bet eight hands could be more fun and educational than 4. Happy, Happy 42nd Birthday, Colin! Thank you for the variety of entertainment you've brought to all of us. You just keep getting better and better!"}, {"response": 679, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (04:18)", "body": "OMG\ufffd.!!!!!!!!! I got hungry when I was at work in North London today and could not contain myself. Gasp! I saw this great cake on the counter. Sob! I couldn\ufffdt hold back. Blast! I ate over half of Colin\ufffds Birthday cake! (I am a bad bad girl! I deserved to be spanked!) Now, I must replace this before the big \"do\" tonight. What would Colin prefer????? Strawberries???? Humm, could be fun eating it! A Mocha Ice Cream Cake???? Possibly, he could get his caffeine hit! Oh , but what about chocolate???? Perhaps\ufffd.. I\ufffdll run out to the bakery now and see what I can find!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 680, "author": "WinniePeg", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (05:51)", "body": "Have a Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!"}, {"response": 681, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (07:04)", "body": ""}, {"response": 682, "author": "chili", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (07:21)", "body": "Attenzione!!!!! Reading this parody may cause tea and coffee spewing, coke spraying, or even wine spurting. It may make you choke with laughter, or even want to choke us! It might remind you of certain people whose names you would never want to hear associated with ODB ever again. And you might want to have a bottle of Windex and some paper towels handy before you begin. Go ahead and get them, we will wait. All set? OK, then. Andiamo! Nightmare in North London: A Trilogy The Nightmare Begins The fine mist of a salty sea breeze smacked Colin straight in the face. He sat up and looked around in confusion, shouting, \"What the hell is going on?\" The bed seemed to have turned into a boat, one that was rocking and rolling from an entirely different activity than one might think. The waves lifted up the bow, which was inscribed S.S. Si Caro, then let it crash down with a splash as the crests disappeared. He shook his wife furiously to wake her up. \"We\ufffdre out on the high seas!\" \"Si, si, I know! We go out for the Indian food to celebrate il compleanno, your birthday. You know the restaurant, she has the candles on the tables.\" Why is she dressed in a sea captain's uniform? He looked down and saw that he was dressed in his own Sunday best. \"Give me that spyglass,\" he insisted, and took it from her. \"This boat isn\ufffdt going to the restaurant! We're setting a course straight home,\" he yelled. \"And now I\ufffdm craving some turkey curry!\" He wore a decided pout on his handsome face. As the boat docked beside their front door, Mary Elizabeth jumped out from behind the shrubbery with a brightly wrapped package in her hand and shouted, \"Happy birthday, old friend, I brought you something patriotic.\" She saluted him grandly, which looked very silly since she was in a rather odd costume. Oh boy, a fancy dress party! Colin ripped open her gift to discover a Union Jack folded neatly within. The sea seemed to have disappeared, revealing a crew of workmen, who were busily digging a hole in the middle of his front garden. He watched in disbelief as they poured a concrete base and inserted an 8-metre tall flagpole into the hole. He gave the workmen the flag to hoist, and saluted smartly as it was raised. His wife and their unexpected guest laughed as they went into the house arm in arm. He trailed along behind, and noticed his wife had changed from her sailor suit into white go-go boots and a mini skirt. I wonder if those come in my size? His own clothes seemed to have changed, too. Oh lord, not the codpiece. Well, I guess this means we aren\ufffdt going out to eat! His front door swung open to reveal an entrance packed with people. \"Happy Birthday, Mr. Darcy!\" They blinked in surprise when they saw what he was wearing and shouted, \"Happy Birthday, Count Wessex!\" The room was filled with old friends, all in fancy dress. So touched was he that he sniffled with emotion. The rich aromas of Italian food were coming from the kitchen, and the Chianti and Lambrusco were flowing. Damn! Not Italian food again! Before he could go any further, Mikey fought his way through the crowd, carrying the tail of his rat costume. \"Colin buddy! Another year older! I didn\ufffdt really know what to get you,\" he said, wiggling his whiskers in a most ratlike way. Binder put his tail in Colin\ufffds hand, then saw his mistake and quickly exchanged it for a rope. He leaned in and whispered confidentially, \"Let\ufffds talk later. I\ufffdve got the hottest project yet! You'll want first crack at this one. It's called \ufffdThe Story of Coach Muto.\ufffd It's about a mute who's so crude he turns all the women off, but winds up with a tall blonde anyway. Your gestures will make the film.\" He walked away swinging his tail, and Colin looked down at the rope he was holding. It was attached to a goat that was staring at him blandly and chewing on a copy of yesterday\ufffds Mirror. \"A goat?\" he wondered aloud. His wife came up and said, \" Caro! Il capretto! Is perfect gift! We no need the gardener any more. I fire him in the morning.\" She sashayed on over to welcome Kenneth, who was dressed like a Nazi officer, but talking about the Tuscan countryside. An envelope appeared in his hand, inscribed \"Best wishes from Evelyn.\" Wasn\ufffdt she my co-star in Femme Fatale? She was a hottie! Or was she the tea lady on Fever Pitch? Hey, she\ufffds the one who's offered to be my publicist! I really should call her. Inside was a pair of theatre tickets. Great, I love Shakespeare. \"Hey Ken, how about going with me to see Hamlet?\" Ken nodded and waved, but continued to babble on about Italy. He had a particular passion for olive oil. Colin looked down and noticed that the goat was now chewing on his shoes. Before he could deal with the pesky beast, the phone rang. \"Dahling! For you!\" his wife sang out as she put the receiver into his hand. \"Colin,\" he heard O\ufffdToole\ufffds distinctive voice crackling through the long-distance connection. \"I heard it's your birthday. And I've been meaning to tell you something. You know that bit about \ufffdone fo"}, {"response": 683, "author": "moonstar", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (07:46)", "body": "ROTFL!! LOVE the pics, chili!!! Since I don't know how to post with amazing graphics, I'll have to keep it simple: (BIG smooch!!) HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!! Use your birthday wish well!!"}, {"response": 684, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:09)", "body": "Carissimo Colin, we always use your birthday bash to roast and toast you, and you must know it is all in good fun. Now come by the pool with me, we need to talk. Looking back this year I have learned a few new things about you: 1. You can draw! 2. You can write! 3. Your fav. food is Moulakhie. 4. Your son was saved by Spider-man. 5. You love doing rom/coms! 6. You\ufffdre a prude (pending the towel and bed scene in Hope Springs. ;-) 7. You hate your name. 8. The kissing lessons didn\ufffdt pay off. 9. You make a funny odd couple with Rupert Everett (but have you seen him in chains? 10. You might move to Rome. We have also been burning lots of candles this year in the hopes of you aggressively pursuing a DRAMATIC ROLE. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind\ufffd lalala. As is my tradition, my gift of cd\ufffds starts with Norah Jones. The latest Jonathan Richman and in keeping up your Keith Jarrett collection his latest trio effort. My biggest gift this year is this jet. I have tried it out and you will love it! Now there\ufffds no excuse to miss any audition or screen tests. Location, location, location. Fly baby! Now let\ufffds have some champagne, sushi\ufffd Buon Compleanno!"}, {"response": 685, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:18)", "body": "In honor of your special day, Colin, your personal LD's (No, not your wife, your Latte Divas) have decided to take our coffee-service capabilities to a higher level of excellence. We have purchased the La Pavoni Europiccola \"Romantica Commedia\" espresso machine. We will now be able to meet your needs - um, your coffee-related needs - at any hour of the day or night. And we do mean any hour. Also, to commemorate this special day, we have created a Latte di Giorno just for you: the Si, Cara Latte. This frothy drink is hot, sweet, and just a little tangy-the perfect libation to enjoy with pillow talk. Happy Birthday, Colin, from your LDs Rika and Linda, Dottoressas di Latte"}, {"response": 686, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:19)", "body": "Great party, ladies! Glad to see you managed to sneak away, Dorine, to join in. Loved the book. Let's hope...NOT! Lisa, would you believe I had that same cake saved for another auspicious aussie event?? ;-) chili front!! What a hoot. Good thing you gave us that warning, as I carefully set my coffee down. Wouldn't want to short-circuit anything today. ;-) (PO'T) You know that bit about \ufffdone for show and one for dough\ufffd? You did know I was only kidding, didn\ufffdt you dear boy?\" Colin hung up to the sound of the venerable actor's laughter. *snort* Loved the pic of MEM (a treasure, surely, a national treasure) and what can I say about the ratman. *hee hee hee* so very appropriate."}, {"response": 687, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:22)", "body": "Looking forward to \"la seconda parte.\" ROTF! Hello Peter!"}, {"response": 688, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:30)", "body": "Happy birthday, Colin. We've gotten back together today to give you a very special gift, your very own: A Goldfish Called Colin We avoided the green ones because they're not ripe yet."}, {"response": 689, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:57)", "body": "I didn't think the party would be complete without Nessie. In honor of your special day, Colin, this elusive sea creature has come all the way from Scotland to board the S.S. Si, Cara. Nessie will keep you company while you play naked in the puddling pool-sipping the Latte di Giorno. Happy Birthday, Colin!!"}, {"response": 690, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 691, "author": "Andie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:03)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! This is the best I can manage. Hopefully I can bring some presents next year. What a great party! A big international bash for ODB! Wonderful graphics & stories, everyone. This is sooo cool!!"}, {"response": 692, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:05)", "body": ""}, {"response": 693, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:08)", "body": "So, for your birthday, Colin, I'm giving you lessons on How To Turn Around the Si Cara. First, you're going to need a captain's hat. It is an essential item. However, should you prefer to work on this problem in period costume, here's something that might suit you better. But remember, the Si Cara is not only off course, but it is heading backwards, so I'd advise a newer model for your future voyages. Remember, that hat means you're in charge. No one onboard has more authority than you. Next, we're going to familiarize ourselves with bigger boats. Here's my friend Enrico, who will take us into the area where you'll be in command. This is the Bridge, not to be confused with the Bridget. There are lots of complicated dials, buttons and readouts, and so many monitors. But you needn't worry because there are trained professionals who will watch them for you. All you need to do is bark out orders, like turn left, probably a favorite of yours. Now that you're on the bridge, I've enlisted a couple of veterans to give private instruction on commanding large vessels. Again, if you've opted for the period look, here's your man: While his approach might be considered a little brusque and his crewmembers didn't support him 100 percent, you could learn a lot. If not, I suppose you will get used to the native entertainment on any of the islands they leave you on. But if you want to brush up on some more modern equipment, here's your man: Like you, Colin, this man became so totally identified with one television role, so it would seem a natural fit. Besides, I hear Isaac makes a mean martini. In fact, the whole crew has been summoned to help you, as turning the ocean liner around is our first priority: In order to practice all that you've learned today, you'll have some time for simulation in the privacy of your own bath. And, finally, Colin here is the Tugboat Drool, which is standing by to help push you in another direction:"}, {"response": 694, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:41)", "body": ""}, {"response": 695, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:58)", "body": "I see we have moved into the dining room. \ufffd buona la torta? The Si Cara seems to be set in its way, so here's another tug boat to help it turn."}, {"response": 696, "author": "chili", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (10:21)", "body": "Nightmare in North London: A Trilogy The Nightmare Continues Colin awoke to a horrid smell, not to mention a wet cheek. He opened his eyes and screamed. Why is this goat licking my face? Then he remembered he was missing his own birthday party, and grabbed the goat\ufffds rope as he hurried out of the loo to get back to the action. He was stopped along the way by that little Italian tailor, who wanted to remeasure his inseam. The tailor made some notes and muttered \" Ha la grillione!\" under his breath, which Colin translated into something rather vulgar. He studied the writing on the tailor's notepad. What the hell does 'commissioned by Drool' mean? Then the tailor gave him the measuring tape as a birthday gift. Well, that's good; it seems like someone's always asking for one of these. The doorbell rang, and in walked a messenger with a big box. \"Is there a Colin here?\" The delivery man laughed. \"That's my dog's name.\" There was nothing for it but to raise his hand and say, \"That\ufffds me!\" \"Hey, you even look like my dachshund, too. Sign here,\" the courier instructed and handed over the carton. Inside was a gift from someone who he thought sounded vaguely familiar, but he couldn\ufffdt quite connect the name with a face. Whoever \ufffdRosie\ufffd was, she had sent him a brand spanking new laptop computer. \"Wow!\" He plugged it in and shooed the goat away to keep it from slobbering on the screen. It connected immediately to the Internet, but for some reason he could only get to one particular website, no matter what he typed in. He was soon immersed in reading a rather wild tale about Hong Kong. Why do I have this sudden hankering for mangoes? He was so absorbed in the story that he missed seeing Hugh come stumbling through the door. The man hadn't been invited, and he was quite obviously drunk. He isn\ufffdt even in costume! At least he brought his own champagne. Hugh immediately headed to the kitchen and set his sights on Livia\ufffds mother. \"Hellooooo, mummy,\" he began, then started inquiring about her underclothing. Within seconds, Hugh was leading her up the back staircase, champagne and glasses in hand, to the sound of girlish giggles. In the meantime, the trio of notorious authors were pushing him away from his new laptop. They were totally engrossed by the rom-com on the screen, so he left Archer holding the goat and went in search of a glass of vino . As he entered the kitchen, a wave of floodlights outside switched on, illuminating the entire street. The inside of the house was as bright as the lights at a Leicester Square premiere, luring all the guests to the windows. Whatever was coming was clearly a spectacle not to be missed. A golf cart came roaring down the middle of the otherwise deserted pavement, and a disembodied loudspeaker blared out \"God Save the Queen.\" Everyone inside the house clapped furiously as they recognized Judy and Rupert. Judy gathered her skirts and made a regal descent from behind the wheel; Rupert simply jumped off the back and saluted the flag. Their costumes were splendid, elaborate full length gowns complete with sparkling crowns. Rupert wafted a hand in the air and trilled \"One can never have too many queens!\" \"Where is the birthday boy?\" Judy inquired imperiously. She indicated he was to kneel before her and she pronounced, \"I hereby command you to enjoy your party, my dear boy. And I picked up a little something for you the other day. Now, rise from your semi-recumbant posture, and open your gift.\" With that she tossed a wrapped package at his feet and moved to stand beside Lord Archer, for despite his recent run in with the law, he was the only member of the peerage in the room. \"Get that goat away from my cake,\" Colin bellowed across the room, realizing that he should never have trusted a politician, even to watch a goat. He struggled to open his gift from the Dame, just as Hugh came down the stairs with his wife\ufffds mother. They were laughing and joking. Cazzo! \"What are you doing here?\" he insisted. \"This party isn\ufffdt for you. Your birthday was yesterday. And, what, may I ask, have you been doing upstairs with my mother-in-law?\" \"Oh, calm down, Pencil Legs,\" came Hugh's flippant reply. \"That\ufffds Signore Pencil Legs to you,\" Colin snapped back. \"And get away from la suocera ,\" he growled. \"Or what?\" Hugh challenged with that really smug look he always seemed to get. Thankfully, the assembled partygoers burst into \"Happy Birthday to You\" and insisted that both men join in the song. As the last strains of the festive refrain faded away, he fell back into the black void of dreamless slumber. Fine seconda parte"}, {"response": 697, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (10:29)", "body": "He studied the writing on the tailor's notepad. What the hell does 'commissioned by Drool' mean? ROTFLMAO!! ;-)))))))) a disembodied loudspeaker blared out \"God Save the Queen.\" Everyone inside the house clapped furiously as they recognized Judy and Rupert. Rupert wafted a hand in the air and trilled \"One can never have too many queens!\" *coughing* Great story Chili Front! Am on edge of chair, waiting for your next installment."}, {"response": 698, "author": "Odile", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (10:46)", "body": "ROTFL! Great stuff chili front. I can't wait to see the next part!"}, {"response": 699, "author": "dianes", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:07)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!! I had no time to shop or get a card, so all I can give you is a ludicrous amount of my respect and hope that this is enough to turn the boat around."}, {"response": 700, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:11)", "body": "Love all the stories and pics! LOL about jet, lattes, Captain Stubie (sp?), and trilogy! Here's a little something for Captain Colin on his 42nd birthday! Captain Colin, it's time to turn that ocean liner around! So use your row boat from the BJD mini break as a tug boat (BJD was supposed to be a \"vehicle\" to other great roles, wasn't it?) and turn the S.S. Si Cara around like the ant who moved that rubber tree plant! You can do it! (picture of Colin in row boat from BJD, which I couldn't find :-( ) Row, row, row your boat Gently out to sea. Use it to turn the S.S. Si Cara A full 180 degrees! Row, row, row your boat And earnestly decide Whatever role is best for you Without Dott.ssa at your side! Row, row, row your boat Gently out to sea Now choose a drama with good karma And Oscar quality! Those are my wishes for you, Colin, on your 42nd birthday! Nothing like a boat ride to help a man clear his mind and help him make decisions. May you make many wise choices this year! We'll be watching ;-)!"}, {"response": 701, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:21)", "body": "(Lora) picture of Colin in row boat from BJD, which I couldn't find :-( *Slaps side of head* Forgot to add that to Colin's nautical CV above. (BTW, you should've emailed me. Have lots of them.)"}, {"response": 702, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:21)", "body": "Chili...whoever you are...you've been lurking out there a long time and know us v. well ...Hilarious. \"Pencil legs.\"ROTF"}, {"response": 703, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:35)", "body": "Great stuff, ladies! The best parties on are 110.;-) Chili, do you clean houses in North London, by any chance?:-) Bring it on!"}, {"response": 704, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:38)", "body": "Stop Everything... a parcel just arrived : ...Your spectacles are in HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH, 000-245-6895 The National Health Service"}, {"response": 705, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:41)", "body": "My warmest greetings to Chili. I hope there is a Terza parte. Cazzo! I can't believe he said that! LOL! I have just managed to get te Incredible Hulk to jump on the tug boat to help turn the \"Si Cara\" around. ;-)"}, {"response": 706, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:49)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN Greetings from.... THE TONGUE BRIGADE We can hope, can't we;-)"}, {"response": 707, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:00)", "body": ""}, {"response": 708, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:09)", "body": "Some other things I learned this year. 11. You sing like a Beatle. 12. You\ufffdve embraced the bourgeoisie. 13. You\ufffdve learned to live with Mr. Darcy. 14. You\ufffdre chilling with the Travolta crowd. 15. You helped discover Minnie Driver. 16. Co-starring in a smash such as BJD did not help much. 17. You don't belong to the tongue brigade. :-( 18. You drive a VW. 19. You drive me nuts. ;-) 20. Loro drive you nuts. ;-))))) Caro Colin, can\ufffdt party with you today because it\ufffds also my guy Ritchie\ufffds birthday. Ciao, ciao. And remember, we must do a movie together, darling. Sorry Col, but today is also my Ryan\ufffds birthday. Sheesh! What a coincidence. Blowing air kisses. Catch them if you can. Heehee."}, {"response": 709, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:23)", "body": "(Mari)Chili, do you clean houses in North London, by any chance?:-) Bring it on! I wondered the same thing. LOL, ladies. I love this party. Now, I'm off to the bar. Moon, when you're finished with the lessons-can I be second to try him out? I want to respectfully put the boss first-unless she's too busy with the martinis."}, {"response": 710, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:42)", "body": "NEWSFLASH: The Si Cara has dropped anchor due to an emergency onshore shopping expedition for script-reading supplies . . . In the confusion of the disembarking process, Mr. Firth was instead hustled aboard this ship. . . . . . which is headed in the right direction. Onboard entertainment featured this woman . . . . . . singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. FIRTH"}, {"response": 711, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:44)", "body": "OK, who on this ship snapped The Captain seabathing on his birthday?"}, {"response": 712, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:52)", "body": ""}, {"response": 713, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:02)", "body": "Reposting Pam's message from above (today, I delete any messages with unclosed tags...) Response 712 of 712: FanPam (FanPam) * Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:52) * 6 lines COLIN, HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED TO HAVE SO MANY WONDERFULLY TALENTED WELL-WISHERS. ALL THE BEST. LOVE, PAM"}, {"response": 714, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:06)", "body": "LOL! Loved the birthday message from the NHS! And the script-reading supplies, Mari! *hee hee hee* Having a great time here, today! We're nowhere near done. [one little admin note: please try to select images of manageable sizes, i.e., under 100K] The sheer quantity of images used today is enough to send most of our computers to nursing homes.]"}, {"response": 715, "author": "AnnieZ", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:20)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin Firth Please don't take this ship, it is the Titanic Take this new ship to go to wherever your birthday wish might be. Do you remember your American pal? Turn your ship around, go to TEoR !!! \"> She's desperate, \"Colin, I beg you!!!\" I hope this works"}, {"response": 716, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:20)", "body": "Yo, Colin.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY From the gang at the Earlham Street Pub"}, {"response": 717, "author": "AnnieZ", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:23)", "body": "Try the last part again. cross my fingers Turn your ship around, go to TEoR !!! She's desperate, \"Colin, I beg you!!!\""}, {"response": 718, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:24)", "body": "This is fantastic! Can't wait for the third story installment. Brain fried by day at work does not allow much creativity, but I must say at least something. As I thought about the big day today, I realized that although I feel I hold values of equality, anti-oppression, etc., and although I love Colin's acting and characterizations, his politics, his story-writing -- ultimately...mmmm...those eyes...that voice...that walk up all those stairs...I can go on...but I won't!...yumma yum... Happy birthday to the object of my objectification! (v. shameful! but can not be helped)"}, {"response": 719, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:32)", "body": "(Karen), Having a great time here, today! We're nowhere near done. That's right, We're working on our 6th Martini. Here's another stop."}, {"response": 720, "author": "AnnieZ", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:34)", "body": "Geez, I kept messing up with my post. Take this new ship to go to DRAMALAND (I like this word;-)) Got to go back to the meeting my boss is calling"}, {"response": 721, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:21)", "body": "GO COLIN!!! BIRTHDAY GREETINGS. Shame your favourite newspaper could only list your name and not your face today in its birthday column! Here's to your role as a gorgeous red head. I can't wait! Ladies, a fantastic party , love all the fabulous graphics. LOL Evelyn! Chili, waiting with bated breath for the next instalment, great stuff. And last but not least to our gracious hostess for making it all possible, Cheers Karen, (if you are still standing;-)"}, {"response": 722, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:22)", "body": "This morning, Katie meets with Colin Firth to discuss new developments with an organization that has been exerting substantial and ongoing personal pressure on the actor for the past several months. Katie (face flushed but attempting to remain cool): Thank you for coming into our studio this morning, Colin. Colin: It is very nice to be here, Katie. Katie: I'm very grateful you could make it in, since I know what a busy schedule you have and that you barely have the time to promote your own films, especially in England. Colin: Yes, that's true. I have never been out of work since drama school. In fact, I've just finished one film and must jet back this evening to start work on another. Katie: I'd really like to hear more about those films, but first we need to talk about the current situation relative to The Tongue Brigade or TTB, who first laid siege to your home in June. According to my monthly newsletter, sorry, our sources, there were to be candlelight vigils throughout the entire month of September. Are you aware of that? Colin: Yes, these women mass on the sidewalk every night at about ten o'clock with their candles. Katie: Has this been a major inconvenience? Colin: Thus far, they've maintained order but the local constabulary are expecting a far larger gathering this evening. Katie: Luckily for you, you're here in New York. But why this evening? Is there anything significant about the date? The way the stars are aligned? A full moon? What? Colin: We've concluded that the larger rally may be due to my birthday. Katie: (gasp) How would they know that fact, such a personal detail? (slides PDA away) Colin: (shaking head) Honestly, I have no idea and have asked several fans that question myself, when it has arisen in conversation. Katie: And their answer... Colin: They typically have none. In actuality, most women have a difficult time speaking to me and I have no idea why. I seem to get an almost ludicrous amount of respect. Kate: (hand making fanning motions toward face) Surely, Colin, you are being modest. You are a handsome, leading man. Heads must turn when you enter the room? Colin: Never. I'm really just an ordinary person and I lead a very quiet and normal life with my family, which is very important to me. Katie: I admire that in a man and am very happy that you have your priorities....but, now, we have some footage from recent protests in North London. (their heads turn toward the monitors) Here you see a large number of women marching behind a banner. Can you tell us, Colin, what the message is? Colin: I speak Italian but can make out a bit of the Spanish... Katie: (pressing hand to ear) I've been told it says, \"Long live kissing with the tongue.\" Colin: That seems fairly accurate. Katie: Does this mean the TTB's message is becoming more widespread, in concert with its international membership? Colin: So I've been told by the authorities. Katie: Do you have any conception of TTB's global reach? How many countries? Colin: Initially it was limited to only those countries in which Pride and Prejudice had been broadcast, but then grew tremendously in the aftermath of Bridget Jones's Diary. I'm afraid it has spread to all corners of the world as a result of our computer age. Katie: That internet is something, isn't it. Have you taken a look at some of the websites dedicated to you? (starts twirling a strand of hair) Colin: (practiced disingenuous look) I didn't know there were any. Katie: (eyebrow shoots up) Hmmm, alright. And here's another recent shot of a group of women draped in paper chains. Isn't that a unique and peaceful approach? Colin: I believe it has been done before. Katie: Really, by whom? Colin: (mumbling, fairly inaudibly) By a large number of concerned citizens, myself included, who were protesting the government's treatment of asylum seekers in the UK. Katie: So your fans are following your example. (winks) Colin: Possibly, although my actions are not and should not be the public's concern. Katie: (looking off to the side) Do we have any B roll of Colin at that protest? Hmmm, they're looking and think they might. Colin: Let me reiterate, Katie, that there is a fine delineation between the public and my personal life. I seek the input of my family, my wife in particular, for career decisions. She is highly intelligent and a grounding influence on me. Katie: A very good point, Colin, but perhaps these fans are attempting to show their support for certain statements you've made about the direction of your career. Colin: I've said many things in the past. Which statements? Katie: Ones in which you've expressed regret over not getting or being considered for certain dramatic roles. I believe you've mentioned on several occasions how The End of the Affair was such a film. Colin: Yes, I had been interested in Graham Greene's novels with their complex characters but was never offered the film. Katie: This is purely hypothetical. That film had several very sexy scenes between Ralph Fiennes "}, {"response": 723, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:22)", "body": "Whew! I finally got my row boat out of the mini break pond (it took me awhile since Hugh wouldn't help me - he was still hung over from celebrating his own birthday) and into the open seas in order to find the S.S. Si Cara and turn her around. I'm determined, but I'm going to need some help from you, ladies. I'll need something to energize me. Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? Isn't it time for a conga line on this cruise ship?"}, {"response": 724, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:26)", "body": "Guess, I'll have to take Natasha with me (whoops) ;-). Maybe we can busy her with some of that nail polish and put her on the Miss New Jersey and put me back on course towards the Si Cara ;-)."}, {"response": 725, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:37)", "body": "(Lora) Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? Isn't it time for a conga line on this cruise ship? The main act doesn't come on until after dinner. Have you booked a table? ;-)"}, {"response": 726, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:46)", "body": "Cabaret for Colin? Or is he the Cabaret? I know you'll keep us in suspense. Ho hum , nothing to do but order another martini and wait expectantly for a tantalising finale;-)"}, {"response": 727, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:51)", "body": "ROTFLOL, Karen! (K/K) Have you taken a look at some of the websites dedicated to you? (starts twirling a strand of hair) Colin: (practiced disingenuous look) I didn't know there were any. So, so funny! You've got her nailing him on every issue! Colin: (mumbling, fairly inaudibly) By a large number of concerned citizens, myself included, who were protesting the government's treatment of asylum seekers in the UK. Katie: So your fans are following your example. (winks) ROTF! Like Elizabeth's conversation with Mr. Darcy at the Rosings piano, using his own words/actions to justify an admirer's ;-)"}, {"response": 728, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:56)", "body": "*hee hee hee* Oh yes, this act was brought in at great expense just to appear one night only on the S.S. Si Cara. (then later, we'll have something for the Playgirls After Dark crowd, which is against Evelyn's better judgment. She of the Pennis Award!] ;-) Admin Note: If anybody out there wants to post a birthday message to Colin and can't figure out how, you need to register at the site (hit \"Join In\"] then contact me at nomdedrool@yahoo.com for the final step. Your Cruise Director"}, {"response": 729, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (15:30)", "body": "Clap*, Clap* Katie, er, I mean Karen. Colin: Hmmm, reminds me of an old Rolling Stones song. Tata tarara, tatarara, tata... You've got it babe! LOL! (Lora) Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? How's that song for inspiration? ;-) (Karen), She of the Pennis Award! Cherie, you must pronounce it \ufffd la francaise. Which reminds me of that song, Tu ma promis, et je t'est cru, tu est fou... ;-) tuo...tutututututu. ;-) Ladies, the bartender is suggesting a chocolate Martini, to go with the cake anyone else? :-D"}, {"response": 730, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (15:47)", "body": "(Moon) Tata tarara, tatarara, tata... Could be ;-) Maybe he'll join our headliner later on the main stage. Dessert? Now? Did you get stuck on the early seating, Moon? I haven't even dressed for dinner yet. The purser is bringing up my jewels in a bit. But a chocolate martini would be lovely. *smacking lips* you must pronounce it \ufffd la francaise Isn't it typed that way? ;-)"}, {"response": 731, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:11)", "body": "Karen...OMG how can I follow that hilarious interview...A winner. GWAPE:Six kids and a domineering wife: On what do you plan to draw your inspiration for that role? ROTF.... LA: Sign language? (lackluster tone) Here you see a large number of women marching behind a banner. I'm the third white babushka from the left;-)"}, {"response": 732, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:16)", "body": "Karen....excellent interview....now I know what you've been doing all week!!"}, {"response": 733, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:19)", "body": "OK, I went to the bakery to find a new cake. I wanted to get a big one. (Do you have any idea how expensive bakeries are these days????) Never mind. Money is no object when it comes to ODB. Now, the Blue Angels know how to say it with big cakes\ufffd.. And so do the ladies on a street close to ODB\ufffd\ufffd Too big???? Yep, I agree. How would I carry it or fit it on the bus? (I\ufffdm afraid LD doesn\ufffdt pay me enough to own a car!) So then I thought\ufffd.A BOAT CAKE!!!!!!! I can sail it over to Islington. Perfect, I\ufffdm getting them to write S.S. Si Caro on it\ufffd\ufffd\ufffdWill cruise over shortly."}, {"response": 734, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:21)", "body": "Here's a greeting that just came in.... From Mario (I need your help in packing. http://www.asdubai.org/hs/arts/grease/greaseimage/gangs.gif\" > And your amicos at ICI"}, {"response": 735, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:23)", "body": ""}, {"response": 736, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:27)", "body": "D*** Karen, That pic of the Blue Angels (and the others too) looked so very small until it popped up here. I don't want to melt any computers! I know just enough to make trouble."}, {"response": 737, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:49)", "body": "Great interview, Karen! Chili, when do we get part 3? Do we have to wait for the late-night in-cabin movie? Love all the boat motifs. No chocolate martinis for me, thank you. I'm saving my calories for birthday cake!!!"}, {"response": 738, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:51)", "body": "This is indeed a truly auspicious day. Not only is it Colin's 42nd Birthday, but it is also the day when a very important Hall of Fame announces its annual inductees. Take it away, Fred and Robert! Colin, ever since that remarkable day when you appeared in My Life So Far as the hare-brained inventor father of six precocious children, you made a lasting impression on our Board of Governors' Selection Committee. You did this at such a young age. Then you followed as a surrogate father in that classic Secret Laughter of Women. Our hearts melted at the way you reached out to that boy and provided him with the father figure he needed. You set a fine example, even though you were legally married to another at the time. Then, we saw you in Donovan Quick, playing a father figure to the mentally handicapped Sandy Pannick. Our Selection Committee did have to go to great lengths to see this performance, but it was worth it, as it caused you rise up through the ranks of potential candidates and to make it to the all-important short list. Then, more recently, you appeared in The Importance of Being Earnest, with a part which required you to take care of your ward Cecily. Not only did you have to fend off the advances of a man old enough to be her father, but you had to stand up to the formidible midget, Dame Judi. Our admiration continued to grow. Now we've been told that you're playing a father again in American Girl and will have six more children in the film Girl with the Pearl Earring. Our hats are off to you, Colin. You've already played father to more than we ever did in our careers (three each), and you are miles ahead of both Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson, who never seem to be parents in any of their films. Therefore, it is our honor and privilege to present you with this plaque: In addition, we have a few other gifts for you. All TV/Movie Dads need to wear authentic 50s'-style cardigan sweaters: And at the end of hard day at the studio or on location, a man just wants to have his slippers: Congratulations and Good Luck!"}, {"response": 739, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:53)", "body": "Wow - I've been offline most of the day and it took quite a while to catch up! Lots of great stuff! Especially love the interview, Karen! I am a little worried with all of us trying to get the boat to turn around that we could wind up with a confused little boat....."}, {"response": 740, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:05)", "body": "Is it time for cocktail hour yet? I'm Kate, and I'll be your server, this evening, Mr. Firth. (Glad to serve you any time!) May I suggest these?"}, {"response": 741, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:11)", "body": "First, let me say how sorry Linda and I are that our compatriot Dorine is only able to pop in now and then for the party. We miss her. But in the spirit of carrying on no matter what, we present..... Dramatic roles are blowing far Across the North Atlantic Sea. While Daniel Craig is Gwynnie's star, The rom-coms pile up all 'round me. Oh Roman captain, tell me true, Why must I do this comedy? Is that the script I want to do? It's \"Gidget Goes to Tuscany\"! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. She will not budge, I know her well. For kissing scenes she doth not care, And little change may I compel Of one so lacquered and so fair. My love scenes are my woman's toy; She'll never know the actor's pain. And on film I'm chaste as a boy - I'll never bare my arse again! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. from Linda and Rika"}, {"response": 742, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:20)", "body": "This just in from the Psychic Network: the \"SS Si Cara\" appears to be turning around slowly, very slowly. And it seems that the ghost of Orson Wells is trying to warn Colin that other actors are in hot pursuit of the OW role in Fade to Black. Orson would be pleased to have Colin play him because he's an actor that would gain the weight and settle into his character very well. Karen), Dessert? Now? Did you get stuck on the early seating, Moon? What about all that cake that Lisa brought? You mean you didn't bite? I can resist everything but temptation. ;-) And, congratulazione Colin for you excellent award. ;-)"}, {"response": 743, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:23)", "body": "Linda and Rika! LOL! That bit of music was great."}, {"response": 744, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:41)", "body": "This is the signal for turning the ship around. Just in time, as we are entering, Venezia!"}, {"response": 745, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:17)", "body": "Oh my, love the TV/Movie Dad Hall of Fame. LOL! (L&R)My love scenes are my woman's toy; She'll never know the actor's pain. And on film I'm chaste as a boy - I'll never bare my arse again! I love this part. I can just hear CF saying \"pain\" as his voice changes ranges a little and he hits his chest in angst. Linda and Rika, the song is great. How positively delightful!"}, {"response": 746, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:18)", "body": "(Karen)Playgirls After Dark crowd I'm a card carrying member. Love the interview, Karen. I could almost see Katie's ankle doing that little dance. Chili, Chili, Chili must have part three before I get too sloshed to read it. Yep, one more choclate martini for me, please, Forget the cake-unless of course it's rum-filled. I hate first seating. Moon, get out of there and get up to the bar! Rika, have you saved any latte for Dorine? Poor girl."}, {"response": 747, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:19)", "body": "Moon, so we are already in Venezia? My, how time flies when you're having fun!"}, {"response": 748, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:24)", "body": "Yup, it's not wise to leave your computer for too long today, as the catchup can be agonizing. Great job, Latte Divas Rika and Linda! Dorine is sorely missed, but your tuneful rendition of that pop classic is brilliant, as well as all the pains you've taken with your presentation. Gidget Goes to Tuscany! LOL!! (only if YKW plays Moondoggie and not the father!) Kate, we've started out here with a dish representing Colin's cultural heritage: pizza, but your appetizers look scrumptious. (Moon) the ghost of Orson Wells is trying to warn Colin that other actors are in hot pursuit of the OW role in Fade to Black It may be time for old Hans and Franz to come in \"pump you up\" ;-) BTW, Colin is shown on Entertainment Tonight's website for having a birthday today. Pretty soon, the show will be on here, but there's no guarantee he'll be listed at the end. *crossing fingers* The pic is one I don't recognize. Could be from an old junket (note edge of lamp in corner). Need to see more of clothing to tell for sure:"}, {"response": 749, "author": "chili", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:47)", "body": "Nightmare in North London A Trilogy The Nightmare That Keeps on Giving His wife stood before him, holding a birthday cake. The candles were lit and shining brightly. As soon as the song was over and he blew them out, he grabbed the cake from her hands and threw it in Hugh\ufffds face. They immediately began to sissy fight, rolling on the ground in the smashed cake, as the goat tried to grab pieces in between their thrashing bodies. This was right up Queen Rupert\ufffds alley; he immediately began offering suggestions to both men to improve their fighting prowess. Archer began furiously scribbling notes for his next book, and Andrew was heard to say rather predictably to Ken that it would look more realistic if they would imagine... Finally, both men agreed to call it enough. But Hugh, never one to keep his word, began to throw bits of the cake at Colin. Colin then commanded the goat to, \"Attack! Get\ufffdem boy!\" When the goat just stared at him, chewing cake, he tried again. \"Attaca!! Aizzare!\" The goat took off after the troublesome guest. Hmm, this goat understands Italian! Hugh decided a hasty exit was in his best interest. He saluted the flag as he passed the flagpole, and stumbled straight into a group of girl guides selling cookies. When they discovered whose birthday it was, the girl guides burst into song, making it through \"Happy Birthday\" twice. Hugh couldn't help but inquire about their boarding school antics; they shrieked, dropped their cookies on the lawn and ran towards home, calling out \"It's past our bedtime.\" Suddenly the loadspeakers outside began to play \"Mustang Sally\" and a strange sound could be heard coming from the front walk. It sounded as though a pig was outside, rooting through the cookie boxes. His ears pricked up. I'd know that voice anywhere. \"Sally! Sally's here.\" He rushed o the door to let her in; she grunted in acknowledgement, then headed straight for the cake that was strewn around the room. He just looked at her with a big smile. The party's made now! My favourite co-star has arrived. By now, Queen Judy had had enough of this shindig. She dragged her royal counterpart out the door and Colin walked them to their golf cart. A heated argument broke out between the queens over who was going to drive. Judy won, of course, and took off like a bat out of hell. A huge lorry cut right in front of her and she executed a sharp turn, swerving onto two wheels to avoid hitting it. The driver cursed and then laughed at the sight of two queens in a golf cart as it disappeared into the darkened streets of North London. Rupert could be heard clearly, imploring \"Slow down! My skirt's caught in the wheel.\" Then the lorry backed up to the front garden and dumped a load of overripe ripe tomatoes on what was left of the lawn. The goat rushed over to the pile and began to frolic amongst the fruit, eating to its heart's content. The teamsters got down from the truck and began to unload an enormous birthday cake. They handed him a receipt to sign. \"Coffee wenches? Who are the coffee wenches?\" he wondered aloud as the truck roared off into the night. His darling wife came out onto the steps. \"Cara mio, how lovely, we can have leftovers.\" They jumped back in surprise as the blast of a big brass band issued forth, then the top flew off the cake. An all-American guest, holding shimmering sparklers in each hand, popped out. \"Katie! What a great surprise. All the way from New York.\" She waved the sparklers, gave him her perkiest smile and said \"Yes, when I heard it was your birthday, well, I just had to come.\" She eyed him adoringly and shuffled her feet against his. He looked down and exclaimed, \"Hey, I love your shoes! Darling, look! \" he called to his wife. \"Look at Katie's shoes! Aren't they attractive? You\ufffdll have to find out where she shops.\" \"Oh, si si, my love,\" his cara spouso said between clenched teeth. She smiled and waved as Joe and Ralph came out of the house and approached her with wicked grins. \"Oh no you don't!\" Colin shouted. \"You may get the parts, but you won't get my wife! At least not in this dream!\" \"Have you been on that 'Interneto' again, where all those women say you need the kissing lessons?\" He seized her and murmured, \"Per te,\" as he kissed her soundly, and she smiled. \"What's so funny?\" He furrowed his brow at this thought just before they were nearly knocked off their feet by Sally the pig grunting madly as she rushed out to get at the tomatoes. His mother in law followed, swatting at its rump with the empty champagne bottle. She pointed to the garden. \"Look, look! Il pomodori! We can make the sauce, enough to last a year with them.\" She began to fill up plastic bags, fighting over the best tomatoes with the goat and the pig. The guests began to leave; ever the charming host, Colin politely thanked each one for coming with a handshake and a gift bag. After surveying the wreckage in his front garden, he tethered the goat to the flagpole for the night; the pig had already cleaned up th"}, {"response": 750, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:55)", "body": "APPLAUSE!!!!! Fabulous, dahlings!"}, {"response": 751, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:11)", "body": "Turn, turn, turn your ship Toward some decent roles. Tongues and tasteful nudity; These are Droolers' goals! I wish I had something more impressive to offer, like all you talented Droolers! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! You just keep getting better and better!"}, {"response": 752, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:13)", "body": "Thanks so much to the Anagram Twins!! The best laugh was Huge's picture, what a hoot!"}, {"response": 753, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:14)", "body": "(Chili)\"Coffee wenches? Who are the coffee wenches?\" he wondered aloud as the truck roared off into the night Rika, Rika, OMG, we're famous. We made it into Colin's nightmare. Thank you, Chili. I could almost hear him say \"coffe wenches\". Gave me the chills just thinking about it. Thank you, Chili. My sides hurt from laughing so much. I wish you could put all three parts together-I want to save it. Fabuloso. But Hugh, never one to keep his word, began to throw bits of the cake at Colin. Colin then commanded the goat to, \"Attack! Get\ufffdem boy!\" Can't you just see it? Hilarious!"}, {"response": 754, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:15)", "body": "I know it's getting late in the evening, but I figure the night is young and I\ufffdve not yet seen the song list for the evening\ufffds entertainment. Being a female of a certain age, remakes of some 70s classics come to mind: Turn The Ship Around Baby, Do It My Way Walk On The Wilde Side The Things You Do For Love We Ain\ufffdt Seen Nothin\ufffd Yet One Tongue Over The Line Stuck In The Rom Com With You Ride Colin Ride (No one looks better on a horse!) Hot Rod Nessie It\ufffds Not Too Late Mama Told Me Not To Tongue (Just preparing this list was fun\ufffdI of course skipped The Happiest Girl In The Whole USA , Night Moves , and Stairway To Heaven and any number of other (totally in-)appropriate possibilities!) What a fun day! Thanks for making the trip on the S.S. Si Cara so much fun!"}, {"response": 755, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:17)", "body": "I wish you could put all three parts together-I want to save it. Fabuloso. Is this a candidate for the fanfic archive?! Surely this is not lost to posterity!"}, {"response": 756, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:32)", "body": "Thanks to everyone here for making my day with all this great Birthday fun. You all have done a fablulous job of it and I hope that, possibly, someone special will pop in to see all the efforts. And, now more about the cake fiasco! On my way back to Islington, I ran into the Queen on the bus. (Circumstances have led her to travel by a more economical mode of transport lately.) When she discovered whom my boat cake was for, she insisted upon coming back with me to wish ODB a Happy Birthday in person. It seems she\ufffds long been a fan and especially enjoyed Relative Values. As she said to me, \ufffdLisa, Colin\ufffds character reminds one very much of someone one knows!\ufffd (????) Anyways, she had to go back to the palace and change\ufffd.. \ufffd\ufffdand insisted that this guy come along with us. ***Sigh*** They couldn\ufffdt wait to get out to the S.S. Si Caro\ufffd\ufffd \ufffd\ufffd\ufffdbut there wasn\ufffdt enough room for the entire entourage and they had to make their own way on board. Prince Phillip brought some fine German wine along for the celebration! Now, we are all set to party. Just everyone be careful you don\ufffdt knock the Queen\ufffds crown off!!!!!"}, {"response": 757, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:41)", "body": "He looked down and saw that he was wearing his favourite vintage shirt. I look pretty hot in this! The look that started it all! Grazie di cuore a le gemelle Anagram. (Linda), I hate first seating. Moon, get out of there and get up to the bar! I've had first seating at the bar, ladies. Ready for another round. :-) Now, who wants to go to Capri? Next stop, la Grotta Azzura."}, {"response": 758, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:49)", "body": "\"Richard, look at wot those twins have done to your famous fight scene from BJD. Can't you direct them to behave? Even though I know they do it out of love, actually . . ."}, {"response": 759, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:50)", "body": "(Lisa), everyone be careful you don\ufffdt knock the Queen\ufffds crown off!!!!! Who would have thought we'd have so many Queens in attendance? ;-) Lisa, you are the official cake girl! *smooch*"}, {"response": 760, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:51)", "body": "Ah, well, mebbe da Boss can help me out.:-)"}, {"response": 761, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:52)", "body": "Kathy and Barb, you've got it down. ;-) LOL!"}, {"response": 762, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:54)", "body": "If you can manage to open this, there are 3 party favors for all crew memebers, cortesy of Meluchie:-) http://194.68.33.51/fotoweb/Grid.fwx?columns=5&rows=2&folderid=5003&SF_GROUP1_BOOLEAN=and&SF_FIELD1_GROUP=1&SF_LASTSEARCH=Sean+Bean&Stemming=&Synonym"}, {"response": 763, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:56)", "body": "Oh, hell, just put Colin Firth in the search engine. Si Caro has sailed into French waters.:-)"}, {"response": 764, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:59)", "body": "It just took me 1-1/2 hours to read all the posts that had been added since this morning, and my face hurts from grinning and laughing! Loved the graphics, interviews, stories and songs. What a lovely party!! So many talented Droolers out there! Now I'm going to go mix up a little something with which to toast the birthday boy. :-)"}, {"response": 765, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:07)", "body": "Magnifico!! Anagram Twins. And multo grazie for coming out of lurkdom with your epic masterpiece. Brava!! *whistling*"}, {"response": 766, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:07)", "body": "So I've got the TV on in the background while I'm reading the latest posts. Suddenly, as I'm looking at Lisa's photo of the Queen in her launch, I hear some dialogue from a promo for a Star Trek episode: \"Turn this ship around!\""}, {"response": 767, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:16)", "body": "Mari, thank you, for those pictures. Too bad they don't have any from the party in Morocco. More on that tomorrow. It will help our hangovers"}, {"response": 768, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:17)", "body": "WOW! This is some party -what with the Anagram Twins' offerings and Karen's interview! :-) Great work ladies!! (Kathy) 1-1/2 hours to read all the posts - i've been trying to keep up at work all day and kept getting further and further behind! I dont have anything fancy to offer, but will extend my heart felt wishes for a very happy happy birthday to Our Dear Boy- *smooch* HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!"}, {"response": 769, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:18)", "body": "Grazie, Mari and Meluchie! Colin looks vvg. Here is a map of where he is filming now. Vidauban, France, en Provence."}, {"response": 770, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:19)", "body": "Lol Barb....... Walk On The Wilde Side Very good! We Ain\ufffdt Seen Nothin\ufffd Yet And the prospects just get slimmer and slimmer!!!! Mama Told Me Not To Tongue Sad, but quite possibly true. Don't worry Mari, you efforts are commendable. Kathy....Tongues and tasteful nudity; These are Droolers' goals! Tasteful?? Tasteful?? Who said that was a requirement?? ;) la Grotta Azzura. Excellent stop and still in boat mode."}, {"response": 771, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:20)", "body": ""}, {"response": 772, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:21)", "body": "Next stop, St. Tropez. I bet we're all getting off here. ;-)"}, {"response": 773, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:25)", "body": "Click Now Turn the boat around Want to see the passion Turn it upside down Want to see the passion Need to see it Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Actor man do your thing 'cause I know that you want to get your thing off But you see I've made up my mind about it It's got to be a drama, no doubt about it, woah woah 'Cause when the camera starts to roll And those eyes smoulder with desire, with the motion of the lips, lips, lips Makes me wanna move my body yeah, yeah, yeah And when the bum starts thrusting to that beat It nails that beat with the groaning rhythm With a bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce on the springs, hey Turn the boat around Want to see the passion Turn it upside down Want to see the passion Need to see it My apologies to everyone. I know my lyrics suck, but so do the original's. ;-)"}, {"response": 774, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:26)", "body": "(karen), My apologies to everyone here. Not only do my lyrics suck, so do the real ones. ;-) LOL! I'll just say you shocked me. ;-) But what really matters is the dancing."}, {"response": 775, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:27)", "body": "Karen..ROFLMAO...I thought about it, I really did (see my earlier post) but I could not do it. You are the master...I am not worthy! With a bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce on the springs, hey LOL"}, {"response": 776, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:27)", "body": "For Karen and those in later time zones, Colin is shown as one of the birthday boys on ET tonight. Pic is slightly different than what Karen posted above. What a bash! So many goodies . . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH, 000-245-6895 LOL, Evelyn! Innit cute, he has his own personal NHS number.;-) OK, who on this ship snapped The Captain seabathing on his birthday? An all-time fave pic of mine, Murph! But what's that white stuff at the bototm of the pic--waves?;-) According to my monthly newsletter, sorry, our sources, there were to be candlelight vigils throughout the entire month of September ROTFLMAO! Oh, Karen, you've outdone yourself with this latest dispatch on The Tongue Brigade! And the Dad Hall Of Fame--too funny, girl! Is that the script I want to do? It's \"Gidget Goes to Tuscany\"! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. Ok, now I'm on the floor! LOL! Cheers to our latte divas, Rika and Linda! Prince Phillip brought some fine German wine along for the celebration! Oh, Freulein Lisa, you sly devil! Mama Told Me Not To Tongue \"That ain't the way to have fun, son!\" Good ones, Barb! And many thanks to the Anagram twins for the Trilogy--brava, ladies!"}, {"response": 777, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:31)", "body": "And for some after dinner entertainment (totally tasteless, so I'll apologize in advance, and I plan to remove this posting after a while but it was too funny)... \"You don't like me? You don't like my government? You think I care if you and your Commie friends hang out at the Instituto, drinking espresso and reciting poetry? You think I care what you write to some crummy English newspaper? \"You think I can't fire Mario, the little culatone, and put whomever I want to run the Instituto in London? Well, think again. If I wanted my cleaning woman to run the instituto, she'd be there faster than you can say, tortellini en brodo. So, big shot, you want a piece of me? I'm here and I'm waiting.\""}, {"response": 778, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:34)", "body": "ROTFLOL!!! Brilliant, Karen! Che ridere! Devo farlo vedere al mio marito. Questo \ufffd troppo bello."}, {"response": 779, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:36)", "body": "I can't stop laughing, Karen. I didn't know Berlusca was so well endowed. ;-) You know, he is still the president of my soccer team, AC Milan. Ma come hai fatto?"}, {"response": 780, "author": "Ebeth", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:37)", "body": "BWAH I need to send that to my brother posthaste, Karen; he'll want to pass it back to Parma. Fabulous work, ladies, simply fabulous. I may or may not be able to stop laughing long enough to find something of my own to contribute..."}, {"response": 781, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:38)", "body": "That photo kinda renders the \"Right vs. left\" question unnecessary, eh?"}, {"response": 782, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:40)", "body": "That photo comes in S M L and XL. I posted the S version. ;-) But you really have to thank Evelyn who found it."}, {"response": 783, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:43)", "body": "That photo comes in S M L and XL. I posted the S version. ;-) Really? It boggles the mind! (Thanks Evelyn!)"}, {"response": 784, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:54)", "body": "Well, my first comments were, to borrow words from Karen, totally tasteless. Scrambling for some phrase that does not contain an expletive, I can only shuffle off to the corner and utter \"Appeso come un cavallo!\""}, {"response": 785, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:57)", "body": "LOL, Lisa! I can hear a Wagnerian score in the background. ;-)"}, {"response": 786, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:58)", "body": "LOL! I think I can figure that one out. ;-) Giddyup!"}, {"response": 787, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:00)", "body": "Off to do some dancing. See you all in Barcelona for \"churros and chocolate\" in the wee hours. :-)"}, {"response": 788, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:01)", "body": "WOW. Good thing you didn't post that XL version. I can't afford a new monitor."}, {"response": 789, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:02)", "body": "And that's what *I* call...A BODY OF WORK Salut Colin....Buon Cumpleano"}, {"response": 790, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:04)", "body": "As a very wise woman once said, \"Waste not. Want not.\""}, {"response": 791, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:09)", "body": "(Lisa) Tasteful?? Tasteful?? Who said that was a requirement?? I have anticipated your question. \"Full frontal\" and \"gratuitous\" didn't scan, and I really didn't think we wanted \"tasteless.\" Well, maybe a little tasteless. Are we going for an R, or do we want X? Do we want something that will be critically acclaimed, or are we going for pure sex? Okay, maybe a stupid question... ;-)"}, {"response": 792, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:18)", "body": "I can't afford a new monitor. :::wiping spit off trusty old 17\" monitor...:::"}, {"response": 793, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:23)", "body": "(KathyF)Are we going for an R, or do we want X? I know what I want. I think the prototype was just posted."}, {"response": 794, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:25)", "body": "Since it\ufffds getting late, I thought I would make one last post before we all went to sleep\ufffdnice images to dream about! I hope eight is not too many. And, I just realized I never wished Colin a Happy Birthday in any of my posts today. Happy 42nd!!!!!! Best wishes to you for a great year!"}, {"response": 795, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:32)", "body": "To Moon...The Great Party Organizer.... To our ever-faithful Boss and Everyone who contributed to this great day...."}, {"response": 796, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:32)", "body": "Lisa, eight is enough...and I especially like #7 (sucker for dimples.) And it is late. DH says it is time for bed. I say Si Caro. And for those who remain to party on, I say \"go for it.\" And thanks all for making my first birthday cruise with you all so memorable. Sweet dreams!"}, {"response": 797, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:38)", "body": "I have been trying to leave for the last hour. But the party gets better and better. Oh, Lisa, those are great pictures. How about eight more?:-) Such pleasant images to take to bed. What a fantastic day. Thank you, everyone. Colin, Happy Birthday."}, {"response": 798, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:51)", "body": "(kathy) Are we going for an R, or do we want X? I wasn't trying to escalate this. Really I wasn't. But there was something (I don't know what) about Silvio that just spoke to me. OK, to Colin through me. ;-) Those eight worked for me, Lisa. What a fantastic parties, ladies. I've had a great time toasting and roasting our fabulous boy, who is responsible for bringing us all together. Three Cheers for On his Birthday! *smooch*"}, {"response": 799, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:55)", "body": "This came in the mail for all of us:"}, {"response": 800, "author": "Ebeth", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:03)", "body": "Ah, Colin darling, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the ship's band, \"Je Suis un Rock Star\" has arrived...late as usual, and complaining about the absence of beer, no doubt. Some teenage kicks are better left in front of the mirror... Dennis, darling, we loved you in that bedroom scene, but heartbreak is a poor excuse... Ah yes, Keanu, living proof that anyone can learn to play electric bass and chew gum at the same time... Hey Robert? That stuff you're doing? Can't be good for the pipes... Put the guitar down slowly, Russell, and back away from the barbecue... Six degrees of something , if we could only figure out what... Giving it to charity yet, Rupert? Aren't you glad you kept your day job, even if it requires an occasional kissing lesson? Buon compleanno Colin!"}, {"response": 801, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:09)", "body": "(Elizabeth) Keanu, living proof that anyone can learn to play electric bass and chew gum at the same time... LOL!! All of them are sooooooooo good. I might as well have highlighted them all. back away from the barbeque *snicker* And that last one. Holy Moly!!"}, {"response": 802, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:11)", "body": "Ya see, was I lying when I said on the invite about all the celebs? Don't know why this party isn't being covered by a photographer. ;-)"}, {"response": 803, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:50)", "body": "(Lindak) I know what I want. I think the prototype was just posted. I like the Italian Stallion best if I scroll down until his head is just above the frame. Lacking a paper bag, this makes it much more enjoyable for me! ;-) And by the way, would that be underwear or a swim suit, because if it's the latter, I'm concerned about waves. (Lisa) I hope eight is not too many. Absolutely not! Three and seven are my favorites. Sweet dreams, indeed!! Thanks, everyone!"}, {"response": 804, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (23:58)", "body": "THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH A FUN DAY IN A LONG, LONG, TIME. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFULLY TALENTED. I WILL REMEMBER THIS WONDERFUL DAY FOR A LONG TIME TO COME. THANK YOU AGAIN. Sweet Dreams Everyone."}, {"response": 805, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 11, 2002 (07:51)", "body": "What a party ladies! I just had breakfast with \"Je Suis un Rock Star.\" They are so funny, Elizabeth! It was great to have them along. complaining about the absence of beer, no doubt. Not for long. The all agreed on Jack Daniels. ;-) Cheers, Firthettes. See you next year, Colin! :-D"}, {"response": 806, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Wed, Sep 11, 2002 (22:11)", "body": "I am too sad. I keep poking my head in here hoping there are echoes of yesterday but they are all gone... siiiiiigggggghhhhhh A Bridget Jones wannabe is slumped over the bar updating her alcohol units in a PDA (won't calculate my own) and the janitors are sweeping up. I swipe a popped balloon and an orchid off a lei to tuck in my memory book, run my fingers through the last of the icing from the birthday cake and determine to mark my calendar for next year. This was the best. You guys sure know how to throw a party."}, {"response": 807, "author": "jellybean888", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (17:49)", "body": "Hi I'm Jen and I'm new here. Happy belated birthday Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 808, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (18:34)", "body": "Welcome, Jen. Hope you were around for the party (Barb)I am too sad. I keep poking my head in here hoping there are echoes of yesterday but they are all gone. I know what you mean. I'm having party withdrawl-it's worse than a hang over-but the memories are wonderful."}, {"response": 809, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (18:38)", "body": "Sorry, I've been busy supervising the clean-up crew. Wow! Did this rowdy bunch make a mess here. They charged me extra. And a number of the crystal glasses were missing. Who took 'em? Who took 'em. Welcome Jen! Join on on the regular, active topics, like 163, where we discuss Colin on a daily basis."}, {"response": 810, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (19:34)", "body": "Hi Jenn ..."}, {"response": 811, "author": "Rika", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (22:55)", "body": "Welcome, Jen!"}, {"response": 812, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Fri, Sep 13, 2002 (15:24)", "body": "You're in the best place Jen, Welcome. Hmmn Karen, what else was found in the middle of the debris? Anything red, white and green ? ;-)"}, {"response": 813, "author": "kathness", "date": "Fri, Sep 13, 2002 (23:02)", "body": "(Lizza) Anything red, white and green ? ;-) The image of something in those colors is indelibly etched on my brain!"}, {"response": 814, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 13, 2002 (23:08)", "body": "(Lizza) Anything red, white and green ? ;-) Found it tied to someone's toe. She was passed out in the corner and it was like a toe-tag. ;-)"}, {"response": 815, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Mon, Sep 16, 2002 (14:51)", "body": "She was passed out in the corner No prizes for guessing.... not even a pearl earring;-)"}, {"response": 816, "author": "jellybean888", "date": "Fri, Sep 20, 2002 (00:18)", "body": "Hello again. Thankyou v. much for your welcome *goes off to topic 163*"}, {"response": 817, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 20, 2003 (13:53)", "body": "Only how many days left? We do need a theme. Any suggstions? I wonder if this fragment of a quote from today (\"overly obtuse and cryptic to being boringly prosaic and explanatory\") will spawn any ideas? Ants in his pants?"}, {"response": 818, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Wed, Aug 20, 2003 (15:50)", "body": "Oh Karen! You've opened up the room! Talk of the TFF and the dates, I knew this could not be far behind! (Getting excited just thinking about it!)"}, {"response": 819, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 21, 2003 (10:58)", "body": "... (Karen)Ants in his pants? LOL, looks like turning the ship around has produced vibrations;-) Can it be a year, already? Wow! Looks like 21 days and counting."}, {"response": 820, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 21, 2003 (12:10)", "body": "(Linda), LOL, looks like turning the ship around has produced vibrations;-) I do believe someone did listen. ;-) (Karen)Ants in his pants? But does he? Canada is like a second home. (CF) but it\ufffds gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad. This could be fun to work with too. ;-) Ahem. ;-)))))"}, {"response": 821, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (12:51)", "body": ""}, {"response": 822, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (12:54)", "body": "The ad hoc Party Planning Committee was inspired by Colin's statement that \"it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad.\" Therefore, our 2003 theme is...drumroll please: The Range is broad aka Home, Home on the Range or I'm Back in the Saddle Again! This should be good. ;-D"}, {"response": 823, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (13:39)", "body": "Capital! Capital! I'm Back in the Saddle Again! LOL! Now that tune is stuck in my head. :-)"}, {"response": 824, "author": "anjo", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (15:40)", "body": "I'm Back in the Saddle Again! (Dorind)LOL! Now that tune is stuck in my head. :-) Well, I've got Home, Home on the Range if that's any better ;-) The saddle tune makes me think something in the line of western (hopefully not as ridiculous (sp?) as in RV) ;-P My first ODB birthdayparty ever - Yeppeee"}, {"response": 825, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (15:53)", "body": "Like I said, lots of possibilities with this theme. ;-)))"}, {"response": 826, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (17:35)", "body": "...back in the saddle, huh? (Annette)(hopefully not as ridiculous (sp?) as in RV) LOL, that came to my mind as well...;-) Ok bucko...I'll give it a try."}, {"response": 827, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (18:05)", "body": "Yeehaw! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"}, {"response": 828, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  6, 2003 (11:57)", "body": "Only four more days!!"}, {"response": 829, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Sat, Sep  6, 2003 (13:01)", "body": "Ah! The anticipation mounts!"}, {"response": 830, "author": "JosieM", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (11:03)", "body": "It's midnight here in HK, so I'm very very honoured to announce the party 2003 has started. First of all, let me say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! You deserve every good thing in the world! Why? Because you ARE one of them! Okay, now, the present. With the theme of this year's party on my mind, I found this Chinese landscape painting: It's painted by an Italian priest, Giuseppe Castiglione, in the early 18th century. Hope this can give a little bit special \"home\" feeling to you, Colin. And look, I also have something for the party! For this year, the big day is only one day before the Mid-Autumn Festival. Therefore, I bring you some traditional food for this Chinese festival. First, mooncakes: And starfruit: And of course, bottles of wine (though they're not Chinese food, they match perfectly with mooncakes): Hope you like it. Let's party and have fun!! (me go to sleep now. :))"}, {"response": 831, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (11:30)", "body": "Just a reminder: Our 2003 birthday party theme, THE RANGE IS BROAD is inspired by Colin's recent statement, \"it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad.\" Thankfully, the pencil dick line was cut from LA. ;-) Yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 832, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (11:39)", "body": "Love the mooncakes and other delicacies, Josie. A little appetizer before the big blowout event later, which starts at midnight Colin's time (which would be British Daylight Time (an hour before GMT). Also, try to keep the K-size of the images you post down to a manageable level. Loading will be a bitch for many people as the day is image-intensive and they don't read the new messages every hour on the hour. Your computer will be coughing and spitting by the end of the day. So under 100K is a good rule of thumb. Hmmmm, I think that's about all I can think of...for now. (only small corner of blanket is wet) ;-D"}, {"response": 833, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (19:05)", "body": "Since it's after midnight in the UK, I thought I'd bring along some goodies for us to enjoy while we wrap our pressies for Colin's birthday celebration. I'm wrapping mine as we speak. There is plenty for everyone so Enjoy! An assortment of White Wines from Umbria to start and a bit of Creme Brulle to end"}, {"response": 834, "author": "JosieM", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (21:12)", "body": "(Karen) A little appetizer before the big blowout event later, which starts at midnight Colin's time (which would be British Daylight Time (an hour before GMT). Also, try to keep the K-size of the images you post down to a manageable level. ..So under 100K is a good rule of thumb. Oh, sorry. :-P Thanks for letting me know. I shall take extra care about it next time. And to express my apology, here're some hor d'oeuvre: However, I still have no regret to start the celebration early. :-))"}, {"response": 835, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (21:42)", "body": "So git along little doggie and Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"}, {"response": 836, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (21:59)", "body": "I thought I'd brew up some coffee for the celebration. Hope this is enough for all the ladies at their computers."}, {"response": 837, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (22:04)", "body": "*hee hee hee* with all that coffee, don't you think you should provide a catheter? [Please no pictures necessary]"}, {"response": 838, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (23:09)", "body": "Giddyyap...I'm coming back to my roots...."}, {"response": 839, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (23:25)", "body": "Duke Wayne here. Now listen, and listen good. I understand that your ideal role is that of a stuttering masturbatory village pervert. Can\ufffdt quite see it myself, but what the heck. The only way you\ufffdre gonna rustle up a character like that is to take the bull by the horns and start your own production company: Stuttering Masturbatory Village Pervert Productions, or SMVP Productions for short. Now that you\ufffdll be able to develop this role, let me give you another hint. Basically it comes down to two archetypes: The Stutterer and The Masturbatory Village Pervert. Happy Trails , partner, and Happy Birthday, too! (With apologies to any Pee Wee fans out there\ufffd.)"}, {"response": 840, "author": "anjo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (03:14)", "body": "Trying to adapt to \ufffdthe range is broad\ufffd, I thought I\ufffdd provide some breakfast, whether you like the picturesque stile or just Coco Pops And \ufffd no birthdaybreakfast without a rose: this is my first b-party, so I\ufffdm still learning ;-)"}, {"response": 841, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (04:14)", "body": "Here's some bubbly to get you well into a party mood, Colin ... ... And for your gift, here's something you've always wanted -- your very own Mark Rothko!! ... .. And here's another one... ... and yet another one. ... Don't worry about finding wall space for them -- they're only on loan ...(Couldn't afford the few mil each would go for...) ...Thanks for broadening *our* art range !... ... Stare at them as much as you want while you have a ..."}, {"response": 842, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (05:11)", "body": "If he's back in London, unfortunately it was a bit of a dreary start to the day, but now the showers are clearing. Although he's likely still across the pond. In honour of today, and reflecting the fact that I just discovered I have an NTSC enabled tv and vcr, last night I got to watch the Lisa Tape for the very first time (and it was a riot!). It inspired me, actually, not to wish him sunny skies at home in London on this day, but to wish him back Home on the Range -- of west Texas that is. god I hope these photos work having not done it successfully before Since he apparently enjoyed it so much in his youth, what with the snow and everything. And Big Bend National Park. So Colin, glad you are back in the saddle, and am immensely looking forward to what some of the lucky ladies on here have already seen - the results of your non-specific selection criteria in the recent past!"}, {"response": 843, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (05:12)", "body": "Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I missed the important part =)"}, {"response": 844, "author": "Leah", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (06:04)", "body": "Happy birthday Colin ! I'm just that you have talent to give your characters depth and good looks. Enjoy your day!"}, {"response": 845, "author": "smitten", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (07:23)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin!!!"}, {"response": 846, "author": "smitten", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (07:24)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin!!!!"}, {"response": 847, "author": "smitten", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (07:30)", "body": "Something strange is going on here with my computer. Want to say that I have no art, no wine, no tasty snacks, Just these wishes.... May this year bring you: A producer with a great book who is not convinced that every movie has to appeal to the teenagers to make money A screenwriter who knows what to keep and what to throw away and a casting director who appreciates your value as we do. Many Happy Returns Of The Day"}, {"response": 848, "author": "moonstar", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (08:15)", "body": "As usual, I'm late for the party :( But, I just wanted to say happy, happy b-day, Colin!!!! ***SMOOOOCH***"}, {"response": 849, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (08:42)", "body": "Last year the accepted mode of travel, for your party was a ship. This year, in honor of your birthday, dear Colin, I thought another means of travel would be more appropriate to cover that very broad range. Also, I've stocked the wagon with all sorts of goodies to help you navigate your way back to the saddle. Here is your first present, one at a time, it's going to be a long day. This is the Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle It's the \"extra\" wide model; built to accommodate more than one. So hopefully it will live up to its name. Enjoy! and, Happy Trials!"}, {"response": 850, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (08:55)", "body": ""}, {"response": 851, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:04)", "body": "The Range is broad... (All together now!) How broad is it?!!! Happy Birthday Dear Boy!"}, {"response": 852, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:09)", "body": "...ooooh, those breeches will go well with the Tex Tan Tex Flex. Colin"}, {"response": 853, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:12)", "body": "(and that would be the Tex Tan Tex Flex model that Linda gave me)"}, {"response": 854, "author": "Petra78", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:14)", "body": "Dear Colin, I wish you a happy birthday.May all your dreams come true."}, {"response": 855, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:15)", "body": "That's OK, didn't I mention that I'll be here as long as you need me for lessons on how to use that Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle? Practice makes perfect. ...this is going to be more fun than kissing lessons."}, {"response": 856, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:35)", "body": "Ooops! This was supposed to go up much early. Must be a little tzdrait with all the excitement. ;-D"}, {"response": 857, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:43)", "body": "So your back in the saddle? Happy 43rd Birthday, Colin! Be reassured that I always knew your range to be broad. Angry Colin and one of our favourites, Colin in costume with Pearl Earring Now don\ufffdt point your finger at me, you know that I prefer you in costume, Mr. Darcy. You know I always bring the music to your party. So I got Steven Tyler and the Aerosmith gang to start the party with \ufffdBack in the Saddle\ufffd Getting back on topic. I googled \ufffdThe Range is Broad\ufffd and came up with some very good tips which may help you with future roles: If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. The range is broad: denims pants and jackets, tees, shirts, tops, pants and knits. If the range is broad, it can be traded by somebody who is going short near the top and going long near the bottom. The range is broad and the analysis largely methodical and balanced. \ufffdbut the range is broad and encompasses many styles. You will see that the range is broad\ufffdfrom physics to theater, from business to biology. The range is broad, shifting slowly, constantly over time. And to end it all, the other one I like to call, \ufffdthe man himself\ufffd David Bowie, the original \ufffdChchchchch Changes\ufffd one. May you find inspiration with many character changes in the future. Je t\ufffdembrasse comme toujours and remain yours ever. Have a very Happy Birthday"}, {"response": 858, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:55)", "body": "LOL Moon! I can't believe you actually found my Colin on greyhound pic. ;-D If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. I think we all know what a mind on drugs looks like:"}, {"response": 859, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:02)", "body": "Hey dude....Happy Birthday.... Even cowboys get the blues.... Blue suit, that is... From http://www.usbluesware.com/ebay/8-18/mvc-417f.jpg And just to keep up with your new style... Baci, Baci.. Colin for all the entertainment you give us through the year... And thanks to all the Drooleurs. Hey, Let's Never Grow-Up."}, {"response": 860, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:05)", "body": "Drum Roll.... Here it is...."}, {"response": 861, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:28)", "body": "Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? I want those little flat boots, too cute! If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. (Karen), I think we all know what a mind on drugs looks like: ROTF! My thoughts exactly!"}, {"response": 862, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:41)", "body": "(Moon) Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? Aw....dudes don't know no difference;-)"}, {"response": 863, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 864, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:48)", "body": "(Moon) Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? Hang on, a few surprise guests have arrived. I think they can settle this dilemma"}, {"response": 865, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:50)", "body": "Where do you think yer goin, birthday boy? Get back on me and start, er, flexing yer pleasure! Powerful dry 'round here, anyone up for a whistle wettin'?"}, {"response": 866, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:13)", "body": "I see the QE guys are here, daarling! And while we're on the subject of fashion... Colin, please don't wear these with your dark suit. Not brown!"}, {"response": 867, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:33)", "body": "I thought I might expand the range past the \"Wild West\" to the \"Wilds of Northern Africa and Central Asia.\" We know you have the ability! Such a broad range of talents! Here's a lovely antique two seater saddle frame. Good for taking the boys out for a ride... ...and all of the exciting lessons Linda has prepared for you. ;-) Happy birthday, dear Colin!"}, {"response": 868, "author": "soph", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:35)", "body": "Cryptic Quotations Inc. formerly known as \"Weeeeell, what has he got himself into now\" Inc. (and recently renamed after a vicious takeover by The Double-Entendre Co.) is proud to present its very own reading of Mr. F.'s: \"it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad\" This quote-du-jour had our best brains working feverishly for the past few days, and after careful examination, cross-examination, and passionate debate (not to mention barrels of choice beer and cartons of exotic cigarettes), we at Cryptic have narrowed down the options to a very likely interpretation in view of what he has achieved this year : mr. f. was definitely *not* refering to his weight : the bjd2 reports were mentionning only ms. z.'s complimentary donuts, and not even a leaf of salad for him (talk about a tight budget) mr. f. was not refering either to this monstruous new side of his skills re: suit and shoe color matching : in fact, we had trouble invalidating this one, since the pen pix showed a laid back version of the very same desastrous match (btw watch out for new ones next year, how about mixing burnt orange and shocking pink ?) mr. f. was definitely not refering to some (\"wohoho, next year, elbow patches !\") nasty comments at the shocking admission that he only has one good suit in his closet (albeit blue) : after all, the trauma pix were proof enough that he can vary the wardrobe as well as the answers (go chuckies, go !) in fact, what a surprise, one of our team members suggested he might actually be refering to his acting abilities. but of course ! acting abilities, broad range and all that, hmhmmm... so, we brought back from the 2002-2003 time vault the very evidence of this \"broadening of his range\". we sincerely hope this blinding demonstration will allow the man a first class ticket to thespian heaven (in an as-late-as-possible future). i believe you all know the first one quite well by now, no preliminary explanation necessary then, let the power of the image convince you we are right : Fig. 1 : Wiggle King but you are probably less familiar with this fresh approach : the thrilling originality, the nuanced performance is admirable. i have to say our animators at Cryptic are very very happy to witness this u-turn in your career, mr. f. : it is so much more exciting afterwards to get animatronicolins with *ants in their pants* rather than ole-grumpy-who-looks-like he-swallowed-a-porcupine-and-cannot-get-rid-of-it-and-who-doesn't-even-flex-a-muscle-except-when-showing-off-while-riding-a-horse . hey, i heard you back there, shut up and get back to work you lazy animators ! ah, peace and quiet, that's better, here's our second piece of evidence of the \"broadenang range thang\" : Fig. 2 : Bouncy Boy very impressive i must say... We at Cryptic believe that if he would exercice a little, he might be able to combine the two moves and become the next cha-cha god this side of the universe. until then, we suggest that he has himself a happy bouncy birthday. and of course, keep up the good suit. errr, sorry, work."}, {"response": 869, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:41)", "body": "Brilliant, brilliant!!! Kudos to vouz at Cyptic. ;-D"}, {"response": 870, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:46)", "body": "Fantastic, Sophie, you rock! Colin, did you know the range extends here too: Home, home on the range... Hurry up now boy, ya hear? We know you love that Country (hic), music."}, {"response": 871, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:49)", "body": ""}, {"response": 872, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:53)", "body": "ROTFCyptic (Moon)And while we're on the subject of fashion... Colin, please don't wear these ... with your dark suit. Not brown! Or go to nice stodgy Mossbros For these"}, {"response": 873, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:57)", "body": "Happy Birthday Had hoped to bring a cake to the birthday bash but not able to post the cake!"}, {"response": 874, "author": "Rika", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:04)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! Sure, it's great to see you back in the saddle. But to really explore that broad range - to fully rove over it, one might say - you're going to need something with a little more than one horsepower. So I'm sending you a special gift: You can ride it downstream to new roles and challenges It can keep you from getting mired in the mud. And above all, if you find yourself getting stuck in a rut, it can pull you out!"}, {"response": 875, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:11)", "body": "Ok, time for more gifts from that covered wagon of pleasure... This is the E Z mount stirrup. I've included the instructions, as well. Don't want you falling off, again. Place your foot in the bottom bar and mount as usual. ...and to go along with your Tex Tan Tex Flex-- The Easy Rider Seat System -with instructions, of course Reversible -- one side non-slip; the other side, smooth. For those who like more freedom, this seat saver makes long rides more pleasurable. Absorbs shock and grips. Also will not absorb sweat or water. Makes old, hard seated saddles a pleasure to ride."}, {"response": 876, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:11)", "body": "Looks to me like he might need this one"}, {"response": 877, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:11)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear Colin You can put your boots under my bed ANYTIME you're in range!!!"}, {"response": 878, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:25)", "body": "Dear Colin , Hippo birdie 2u, Hippo birdie 2u , Hippo birdie dear Colin Hippo birdie 2u! Really sorry not to post your cake but my technical range is not as broad as I would like however have a super day, wonderful week and successful year."}, {"response": 879, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:26)", "body": "Hello ladies. Knowing your great interest in my son, I thought I'd share a little something I found buried in a cupboard. While in America, we took a lovely roadtrip through the Wild Wild West, and David put together an album of our experiences many years ago. Colin did manage to write several notes next to some of the pictures when we returned to England, despite having to endure being called \"The American\" by his classmates. It was a horrible ordeal for him, but I expect he has forgotten about it now. As an aside, Jon and Kate were so over the moon about the trip that they insisted on wearing costumes throughout. Perhaps I should have recognised how that would foreshadow their career choices. Colin seemed more interested in rock music at the time, and I caught him--more than once--pretending to be a rock star in front of the hallway mirror. After our little holiday, I had him working at one of the soup kitchens once a week. He had too much idle time, if he could dance in front of mirrors. I worried what he would become. :-( Here is a map of the initial path of our trip: Starting out in St Louis, we took the older, scenic Route 66 west to Amarillo, instead of the bigger motorways. We stopped at many lovely and convenient modern establishments along the way, like this one: I think the children liked the orange tabletops nearly as much as the ice cream. I wasn't terribly fond of some of the waitpersons. Cracking gum sets such a bad example for the children. I can't remember precisely which town this was taken in, but Colin managed to snap a few pictures of these men in a flashy sports car. Note from Colin: These guys were totally cool and so was the Vette, not like the bloody station wagon we were driving. Quite a bit of the landscape looked like this: and we had to be careful so the undercarriage of the car didn't get tangled up with the loose ones blowing across the road. In West Texas, we exited the highway for a real look at the countryside on our way south to San Antonio. Colin's eyes appeared to glaze over during this portion of the trip. I don't believe he recalls the hundreds and hundreds of miles of this particular landscape. No matter. However, these photos of the Western sky made up for it all: Aren't those lovely? When we arrived in San Antonio, our first stop was The Alamo. For some reason, Colin wanted a coonskin cap as he had seen in the movie, but we refused. There are many people starving in Africa, you know. A cowboy hat would be slightly more practical. Apparently, he snatched the camera away from his father again, possibly a little adolescent rebellion. Note from Colin: Hot babes in odd costumes. Serves them right. None of the children would pose for the camera in front of the Alamo. They all appear to be camera shy in front of people. Something they must have gotten over, given their choice of careers. Some very lovely scenery when we arrived at Big Bend National Park: Note from Colin: I did get that cowboy hat and was made to pose hear those rocks, but I've removed the picture from this album. I know how travelogues typically bore one's friends and relatives, so I'll sign off now and perhaps join you again sometime with my recollections. Regards, Shirley"}, {"response": 880, "author": "Ildi", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:52)", "body": "Ladies, who are hoot, all of you. I'm sitting here laughing my head off. I wish I had more time to come up with something and knew how to post it. Oh well, next year I suppose. So let me just be pathetically simple... HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!"}, {"response": 881, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:56)", "body": "I know how travelogues typically bore one's friends and relatives, Thank you, Shirley. No, no, no...we're never bored around here. Colin's broad range seems to have been inspired years ago. (Colin)Hot babes in odd costumes. Serves them right. LOL...You know all about that, don't you? Thanks, Karen, for inviting Shirley and her travelogue to the party."}, {"response": 882, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:02)", "body": "Shirley, indeed this is a privilege that you would share family memories such as these! Come and share any more if you'd like! *I'm sorry... I was laughing so hard I bit the inside of my cheek... ow!*"}, {"response": 883, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:17)", "body": "Psst , hey Shirley......you forgot to take pics of our outhouses."}, {"response": 884, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:18)", "body": "ROTFLOL! Shirley, so nice of you to drop by. Looking forward to more pictures and insights."}, {"response": 885, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:19)", "body": "Too bad they didn't stop by my house ;-)"}, {"response": 886, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:22)", "body": "From our own herd of Foolish Antelope: ;-D"}, {"response": 887, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:23)", "body": "(Evelyn) Too bad they didn't stop by my house ;-) Ha ha!! Maybe it was because you were hanging around the Boyz in the Hood back in Saint Louie ;-D"}, {"response": 888, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:00)", "body": "Since the party is outdoors, it is nice to know we have a full moon tonight. Tonight's full moon, the harvest moon, will flood the twilight sky with natural light just after sunset, providing folks a few extra hours to complete outside chores. Unlike the rest of the year, the nearly full moon will continue to rise shortly after sunset for the next several days. These consecutive evenings of moonlight-filled twilight sky prompted ancient European farmers to name this particular full moon the harvest moon, explained Chester. The moniker is given to the full moon that falls closest to the autumnal equinox. Those nice farmers and their coffee beans."}, {"response": 889, "author": "cyndy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:36)", "body": "I have a home, Where no buffalo roam, Even though I live in the middle of Kansas. My homes in the city, But please don\ufffdt feel pity, Buffaloes smell and really shed much!!! From the city to the prairie, And all points in between, Happy Birthday Colin!!!"}, {"response": 890, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:41)", "body": "Moon Tonight's full moon, the harvest moon, will flood the twilight sky with natural light just after sunset, providing folks a few extra hours to complete outside chores. ....or a few extra hours of moonbeams and moondreams!! How about our handsome, virile birthday boy in a Western out on the Open Range.... ???"}, {"response": 891, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:43)", "body": "For the \"American\" boy on his Birthday!"}, {"response": 892, "author": "Ildi", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:47)", "body": "Colin, I'm so excited, I can't even say boo, Hey looky, this is my B'Day wish for you!"}, {"response": 893, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:02)", "body": "Actually love it, Ildi! I just hope he wears a real bowtie when if it happens.;-) Birthday cake looks delish. The \"Open Range\" Martini Bar is officially open."}, {"response": 894, "author": "lisamh", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:07)", "body": ""}, {"response": 895, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:08)", "body": "Shirley did manage to discover where the picture had been hidden:"}, {"response": 896, "author": "lisamh", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:09)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! For your birthday I'm sending you the latest self-help book for actors. It's entitled Spot The Clunker or How To Avoid Bad Scripts Like The Plague. This should be required bedtime reading to counteract the influence of *friends* who say they've seen a script that has your name written on it."}, {"response": 897, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:09)", "body": "You are good Karen! LOL!"}, {"response": 898, "author": "lisamh", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:10)", "body": ""}, {"response": 899, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:15)", "body": "Hey, Colin, dude, Pack your new birthday boots, your new birthday saddle, your new birthday spurs, and come on over to our big event. We'll celebrate your birthday with a big, ol' Texas welcome BBQ and lots of hootin' and hollering'. Then, we'll mosey on down and enjoy the show. Then, we'll have some more fun out on the Katy prairie with the Zellwegers. Then, we can all sit by the campfire and sing songs, and roast marshmallows.. And finally, bed down in the bunkhouse. By the way, they'll be several droolers from Texas rooming with you..."}, {"response": 900, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:35)", "body": "Hello big boy..... I hear that you are into getting a \"Broad\" on the Range for a Birthday celebration this year...... So why don't you come up and see me sometime!"}, {"response": 901, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:42)", "body": "Ah, it's tea time (at least in my time zone) and I thought a selection of delicacies might refresh the ladies who have been so diligently partying for so long. ;-) First, tea and coffee (fair trade, of course) for everyone who has been drinking too much Chardonnay... (I know sugar is not fashionable, but hey, I like sugar in my tea). ...then, cucumber sandwiches (mind, I had to pay ready money for those cucumbers)... ...and muffins... ...and finally, chocolates... ...tiramisu (\"pick-me-up\"), cr\ufffdme caramel, and chocolate hazelnut torte. Don't eat too much, though. Lots of Droolers to share with and more party to go (and I hear a too-full stomach makes riding uncomfortable)! ;-)"}, {"response": 902, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:45)", "body": "Look Greit, there's Beedee stationed at Cape Cod Lighthouse making sure that the ship doesn't turn itself around again and land at \"Romcom Port\"! What are those signal flaggs saying? Have............ A .............. Wonderful ............... Birthday!......to Colin and the Droolers! Beedee! Back on Saturday!"}, {"response": 903, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:47)", "body": "Gotta get out of this cyber cafe and find the DH at the Bar or the beach! Love to all of you! I can't wait to get the full picture on Saturday...... Beedee"}, {"response": 904, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:49)", "body": "Just in from Oliver Stone Dear Colin, Just heard it was your 43rd birthday. So sorry I wasn't prepared. Do have an idea, however. Call me crazy, but I think it'll work. Let's just call it a Colin-substitution. Given your broad range , this should be a triumph for you. Anyway you've aged so much better. Even though this guy was a conquering hero, we know many who say you're a conqueror of your own world, too. So, here's the new poster. And many happy returns of the day."}, {"response": 905, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:53)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!! AND MANY MANY MORE. From Richard, Fitzwilliam and Mark to Jack, Colin and oh my God Henry you have given me such elation. Anxiously waiting to see Mark again and Vemeer from all accounts will do me in. But what a way to go. You rock my world. Thank you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY."}, {"response": 906, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:55)", "body": "Time for some Western vittles.... I'm gettin' the prairie oysters ready."}, {"response": 907, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:01)", "body": "(Evelyn)Time for some Western vittles.... I'm gettin' the prairie oysters ready. LOL! You're probably right; perhaps a proper afternoon tea doesn't travel quite as well on the open prairie as food that already has hooves. Good to have options (a \"broad range\" so to speak)!"}, {"response": 908, "author": "soph", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:17)", "body": "Cryptic Quotations Inc. having now absorbed \"We speak colinese better than you\" Inc. (after a successful merger with The Let's Get Physical Co.) is proud to present its last report to their Drool competitors before bedtime Okay, huh, due to some new business developments here at Cryptic, we thought we might add a little something. The thing is, we checked the competition, and we saw this *$*#W Shirley has cornered the market in terms of western style travelogues. clever, veeeery clever... and we saw that the whole thing was drifting west, a lot more west than we had expected : sissy saddles, cowboy boots (when wear the finest italian leather, cream and chocolate colored, toe capped shoes), waggons (when we drive studebakers), hee-haas and \"bring me my whip, colin\" nonsense plastered all over the board, not to mention the lettuce girls, duh ! back to their roots obviously... (turning back to the animator currently cufflinked to the heater) : how the hell could you not see this coming ? *double-slap sound* hmmff... (ruffle sound of tie knot getting smoothed). well, obviously, we cannot compete on this \"ride 'em cowboy\" segment of the market, besides, we are all down here plagued with lousy backs, thanks to computer work, and hemorroids, what with the howard johnson's stops and all that spicy western food (no thanks to *you*, shirley), so all this talk about saddles, you know, thank you but no, thank you... but, but, this very fifties mood not to mention the dry martinis got to our heads here at Cryptic, while we were assessing our losses due to this colinskin (oops, sorry, that's coonskin) cap fad, so we dusted out all our Perez Prado & Xavier Cugat LPs and launched a \"Havana 1953-it's a free for all country\" party at our main offices, to complement (read: compete) with this ridiculous \"ain't nothing but a drool thing, pardner\" party. And yes, now that you mention it, we hate country and western, we hate square dancing, and we hate you. To prove our rightousness in doing so, a miracle happened : entranced by the subtle rythms of \"mambo n\ufffd8\", mr. f. showed up unanounced at Cryptic, proclamed the Drool C&W fad \"ludicrous\", and after downing a couple of martinis at the tiki bar, decided to take these dancing lessons we were suggesting a couple of posts earlier. yeah, i know, some of you think it's not the dancing that needs urgent fixing, but still, you have to admire this boy's dedication to his broadening habit *** (frantic voice of the cufflinked animator) *They're lying, they're lying ! mr. f. didn't just show up like that, he was not himself, it was something with the martinis, and i have proof : he's been acting weirdly lately, like wearing brown shoes with a blue suit ! they abducted him because they have a contract to trash him with compromising pictures ! they got a huge amount of money for this from Hugh...\" *SLAM* *** Shut up you texan scum, or you'll be beef jerky in a second ! anyway, what was i saying... oh yeah ! dancing lessons. evidence #3 ! broad range indeed, ahaha : Fig. 3 : Cha-cha chap next time you'll see him, he'll be wearing the fugly shirt, trying to get tickets to the \"rat pack extravaganza\" being held at the santa anita racetracks, ahahaha ! ed. note : boy, this is exhausting ! the party's just getting started and i am all out of captures already ! night night, had a lot of fun with all the hilarious posts today, mille mercis"}, {"response": 909, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:23)", "body": "Sophie (and Cryptic quotation animators) Fantastic! And a hoot to boot! Yeehaww!!!!!"}, {"response": 910, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:40)", "body": "Omigod, you ladies are too much. ROTFLMAO!! Will review, savor and comment more later, but thought I'd better get my tribute in before the day is over. Colin, in honor of your birthday theme and in light of your absorption of the Italian culture, I bring you A Spaghetti Western to show the linkages between the two. The Western man is taciturn, brief of speech: \"Yup. Nope. I reckon.\" The Italian man takes an oath of omerta when faced with shockingly personal questions that the general public should never find out about, i.e., \"Colin, is it a boy or a girl?\". The Western man wears a neckerchief. The Italian man wears a scapular with a picture of Saint Anthony of Padua on it. The Western man rides into the sunset to the strains of the theme to \"For A Few Dollars More.\" The Italian man uses \"For A Few Dollars More\" as criteria for choosing certain roles."}, {"response": 911, "author": "Lora", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:48)", "body": "Well, at least we know his fingers have a \"broad\" range. But, seriously, on his 43rd birthday he can learn a lot from all his devoted fans who have recently shown a broad range of determination driving through a broad mountain range and going great distances to film festivals to see him in his films and in the flesh! They have even sent back the most glowing, well written, and informative reports of his movies. So happy birthday, Colin, you big hunk of inspiration, you! You can learn a ot from your fans about going the distance! LOL, Karen, over the Firth's tumbleweed trip. Does Shirley remind anyone of Aunt Bee? Am having trouble getting that whistling theme song from Mayberry, RFD out of my head as I read about their West Texas journey! That last picture of him with the cowboy hat could even be Opie sans the red hair ;-)."}, {"response": 912, "author": "anjo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (17:00)", "body": "You wonderful drooleurs amaze me! I'm all astonishment :-) But Colin, dear birthdayboy, there is no one like this guy to get you back in the saddle (that is, if Lindas attempts fail ;-)), so - he'res *looking* at you, kid!! And - I just realised, I'd forgotten something - to give you a birthday kiss. Do you mind? Nevermind, you'll get one nevertheless :-D Happy birthday, Colin"}, {"response": 913, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (17:08)", "body": "Oh Mari...the scapular...the oath of Omerta not to divulge sex of offspring.... I'm dying here."}, {"response": 914, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (19:35)", "body": "Wow... sure can get quiet and lonely out here on the open range. I wonder if there's an echo. Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Hehe! Back to my Firthday movie marathon."}, {"response": 915, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (19:44)", "body": "Ladies, you are all cracking me up! Sophie, Colin in chacha mode with the coat! Hot, hot, hot!!! (Mari), The Italian man wears a scapular with a picture of Saint Anthony of Padua on it. Aha! That's what it was. LOL! It's still early on the West coast. Bowie is singing and the martinis are flowing. Some party!"}, {"response": 916, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (19:51)", "body": "(Soph)a miracle happened : entranced by the subtle rythms of \"mambo n\ufffd8\", mr. f. showed up unanounced at Cryptic, proclamed the Drool C&W fad \"ludicrous\", and after downing a couple of martinis at the tiki bar, decided to take these dancing lessons we were suggesting a couple of posts earlier LMAO, you are too, much. I'll laugh all night. Mari, I was hoping you'd drop by. Can always count on an Italian connection with you:-) ...and now for the last of the presents from the wagon. (Hey can we move the martini bar in there? Now that all the presents are cleared out, we can spread out;-) This little leather number is for lassoing in those hard to get roles.(it may even work for the ones you don't want to test for)It's tricky to use until you get the hang of it. I thought you could practice on some of us, later...much later. Here's a little present for your horse, as well. Now you can't blame the horse for steering you off course. You're in the saddle, big boy! Colin, I hope you've enjoyed today as much as I have. Thanks, everyone for making this such a fun day. Now, where did I put my martini?"}, {"response": 917, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (21:02)", "body": "I don't even know where to begin. I've never laughed so hard at my own parties! Lisa, loved the SMVP Productions. If the Duke says it's hunky dory, it's ok by me! Linda! Where can I order me one of them thar Tex Pleasure Saddle thingies?;-) And so happy to see the Fab Five made it! (Maria)The Range is broad...(All together now!) How broad is it?!!! LOL! *Never* thought I'd see Gene Rayburn at a Drool party. Is Charles Nelson Reilly coming too?;-) Evelyn, lovely to hear from Senor Brioni again! Like your teepee by the way.;-) Sophie, loved the bouncy boy and the good people at Cryptic Inc.! Good work on the Oscar winner, Ildi--from your lips to God's ear! One of these days . . . BeeDee, no turning back to that RomCom Port--you keep them away! LOL! Karen, Karen, Karen. *Still wiping tears* reading Shirley's scrapbook of the Firth family getting their kicks on Route 66--can picture them in one of those station wagons with the faux wood panels on the sides.;-) After our little holiday, I had him working at one of the soup kitchens once a week. He had too much idle time, if he could dance in front of mirrors... I wasn't terribly fond of some of the waitpersons. Cracking gum sets such a bad example for the children.. . . Colin wanted a coonskin cap as he had seen in the movie, but we refused. There are many people starving in Africa, you know. Must stop, my stomach hurts--LMAO. A Drool Spoof Hall of Fame piece!:-) Moon, excellent entertainment and martinis! Thanks so much to everyone for the laughs! Carry on, the night is still young. Or as one of Karen's guests might say, \"Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!:-)"}, {"response": 918, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (21:35)", "body": "(Hen) For your birthday I'm sending you the latest self-help book for actors. It's entitled Spot The Clunker or How To Avoid Bad Scripts Like The Plague. This should be required bedtime reading to counteract the influence of *friends* who say they've seen a script that has your name written on it. LOL and Amen. ;-) Remember, this man is only your friend and should not be relied upon for career advice. Would he ask your opinion on what he writes? Doubtful. (Beedee) Hello big boy..... Pffft! Yeah, that broad would make mincemeat out of him and she wouldn't let him get away with a neck nuzzle. (knew you couldn't stay away on such an important day!) Andrea, I think Oliver may want to talk some Conspiracy theories over with the birthday boy, probably the coffee cartel... Please, please!! Let the animator go! We'll pay good money (or not) and trade you some perfectly cured beef jerky for Sophie. *bottoms up* she says, holding her chocolate martini, whilst reading hilarious stream-of-consciousnous semi-paranoidal rantings of the Jeune Fille in the Iron Mask, who only wants to cha-cha in the style of Arthur Murray. Totally hysterical, Soph and your colleagues at Cyptic. ;-D (Mari) The Italian man uses \"For A Few Dollars More\" as criteria for choosing certain roles. *snort* Ah yes, I can see a future in Spaghetti Westerns. Perhaps they'll use some of the supporting cast from Nostromo, while they're at it. Am loving it all, ladies, and so thrilled to see so many of new Drooleurs jumping in and having a good time. Many, many kudos, ladies, for your humor and initiative. BTW, Shirley left the album in good hands...(can't believe I left this one out of the other posting) and you never know when more will be shared with us:"}, {"response": 919, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (21:58)", "body": ""}, {"response": 920, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:01)", "body": "checking my master list and think I've now posted most everything) Phew!! Anyone taking umbrage with my Western potshots is free to ridicule my area of the country. Plenty to laugh about when the flatness and the cornfields don't bore you to tears."}, {"response": 921, "author": "caribou", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:29)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin and many returns of the day!! Day is dying in the west and it's time to take out Jack's guitar I'm keeping for him. It's not every Sept. 10th we have such good movies lined up so, in celebration, I bring my own rendition of an old favorite: Drooltown ladies sing this song, Doo! Dah! Doo! Dah! The GWAPE ticket line five blocks long! Oh, the Doo! Dah! Day! Born to act all night, Born to act all day, Bet my money on Vermeer, Somebody bet on LA!"}, {"response": 922, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:43)", "body": "You know I like to be fashionably late, but this is absurd. Of course, no one has ever accused me of being fashionable. ;-) Well Colin, Shirley was so kind as to give us a lovely album providing a chronicle of your first visit to the West which you seemed to love so. But as that was so long ago, I thought I\ufffdd point out some interesting sights you may want to check out on the return to your Home on the Range. Here are some chaps to go with you new saddle and boots... Feel free to wear them however you wish. While I\ufffdm not a fashion consultant, I do have a couple of suggestions, if you\ufffdre interested. ;-)"}, {"response": 923, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:45)", "body": "Would that be with or without pants? Do dah, do dah ;-)"}, {"response": 924, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:46)", "body": "First stop is Mt. Drama. The guide book recommends Earring Point, Dead Wait Trail, and Webber Glacier. Next up.....Mt. Horror. I found this to have some particularly tough trails including Trauma Pass and Trail of Craven. Lots of thin pathways on the edge of deep, dark canyons. It takes a while to traverse, so you may want to stop to water the horse at Mark Evans Lake. The one I thought would be most interesting is Mt. Thriller. It\ufffds the tall, jaggedy, imposing one in the middle. The Park Service said not to miss M. Night Grove with it\ufffds fields of wildflowers still in bloom this time of year. Schumacher Canyon and DePalma Point Loop aren\ufffdt to be missed either. But you must be aware not to get too close to \ufffdMt.\ufffd Rom-Com. There are all sorts of things there that will crawl out to bite you on the butt if you aren\ufffdt careful. Depending on how you decide to wear your new chaps, that might make the ride back a tad uncomfortable. :-("}, {"response": 925, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:49)", "body": "I have just a couple of things left to bring in yet. Sheesh! And I haven't made my way to the bar yet for my Chardonnay and Champagne."}, {"response": 926, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:13)", "body": "Doo! Dah! Doo! Dah! Great, now that's stuck in my head! Must have something to drink..."}, {"response": 927, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:15)", "body": "Here are the last few things for the birthday boy.... Went to Barney's to pick you up a little something since you have a lot of premiering coming up. In an attempt to break you out of what seems to have become your premiere \"uniform,\" I've picked up a couple of colored shirts. My personal preference is this one (**hint, hint for Nov 6th ;-)) . This one is nice, also, I thought. I think these colors look smashing on you and either would go with a blue suit if you didn't want to branch out to a black one. I'll have to check with Carson about that, though. ;-) And one last thing. So you're never caught again without the proper footwear to go premiering and you don't want to spend a fortune on some Italian pair you don't want to add to your luggage home, I thought this would help out in a pinch...a gift certificate to .... Figure you could keep the certificate in your wallet when you travel and toss the shoes, or leave them behind in the hotel (the staff might be appreciative of a new pair of shoes left behind). Nothing extra to cart home."}, {"response": 928, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:15)", "body": "I had a wonderful animated guy picking a guitar to accompany Caribou's bookmarked. Too bad I didn't save him to my hard drive, as he's no longer there. :-("}, {"response": 929, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:24)", "body": "Whew! I'm right behind you Shoshanna! I'm starving, too. Is there any food left? Well Colin, I'm thrilled to see you return to your Range (that you may have left in body, but not in spirit). Happy 43rd Birthday, Colin!! sorry the actual birthday wish is 20 mins too late, but better late than never I suppose) :-) I wish you lots of success and happiness in your career over the coming year!"}, {"response": 930, "author": "kathness", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:56)", "body": "TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING CLEVER! Happy Birthday, Colin! Thanks for all the wonderful moments you've given all of us... and we'll even accept the plonkers, too! May next year be even better than this year has been. Thanks to all the Droolers who made this a memorable, and often hysterically funny, birthday for Our Dear Boy!"}, {"response": 931, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (01:23)", "body": "Shhhhhh.......Is almost midnight here.....am v. v. late, but want to wish ODB a very Happy Birthday....and sweet dreams! And thank you \"O Ladies of Drool\" for making this such a fun place to visit and play!"}, {"response": 932, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (08:37)", "body": ""}, {"response": 933, "author": "caribou", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (10:22)", "body": "(Karen)I had a wonderful animated guy picking a guitar to accompany Caribou's bookmarked. Thank you so much, Karen. It's the thought that counts. I appreciate your looking out for the clip art deprived!:-) Wonderful party, ladies. So many great interpretations of the theme."}, {"response": 934, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (10:52)", "body": "I was rather surprised that Mari's analysis of Spaghetti westerns and Colin didn't include this: I know I've seen it. ;-D"}, {"response": 935, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (10:55)", "body": "Had a wonderful time at the party yesterday. I think it would have been hard for me to imagine just how much fun one can have in cyberspace before joining the Droolers. Karen, thanks for helping me out, and thanks to everyone for the wonderful imagination and creativity. It was just plain firthulous!!!"}, {"response": 936, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (12:28)", "body": "Thanks, Karen. It was a wonderful party. I'm now trying to catch up on all the RL stuff that I totally ingnored, yesterday. Yeah, right. Heck. Any martinis left?"}, {"response": 937, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (14:00)", "body": "Ladies my hat is off to you, as usual. What a wonderful party. And such talent. I'm still laughing. Wonderful job."}, {"response": 938, "author": "soph", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (15:00)", "body": "auuugh ! just woke up in a puddle of drool, lying on the floor behind the tiki bar. my mouth feels like it's been padded with cotton wool : must be all these martinis... and my feet hurt from all these mambo & chacha lessons... boy, does this boy know how to shake it. i was so plastered i realize now i couldn't even set the lines right in my last post, i missed a blue tag and offered you guys & gals a rather interesting mind slip (cufflinks for handcuffs, hmmm, what do you think about this doktor sigmund ?). before i passed out though, i remember i had two important messages for humanity : one of them was about the perfect martini mix, but i just can't remember. the other one was to thank you all for all the fun, esp. karen for hosting such a great party."}, {"response": 939, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (16:56)", "body": "We were too plastered to notice any minor errors. Your hostess made plenty of mistakes. This year's party was great fun and the guest list was A-List all the way."}, {"response": 940, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (17:16)", "body": "A bit late... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN All is forgiven...come on home..."}, {"response": 941, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (22:02)", "body": "Too late..."}, {"response": 942, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Fri, Sep 12, 2003 (18:06)", "body": "Note to self after trip from hell without high-speed modem---If you still have a job this time next year, schedule vacation...this is not to be missed. 80+ (heavily imaged) messages letter, I have cackled over SMVP Productions, Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle, omerta, Colin, the dancing fool and the Firth Family travelogue. (I'm working now on catching up to the apparent blood alcohol content.) Big secret ladies, even without ODB, the wit and repartee of this group would be a strong lure. You outdid yourself. Now, if you all don't mind that it's belated and you have one more message showing up on this board, I'd like to finally get to say Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 943, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (14:22)", "body": "(Ada)BTW, Boss, may I ask what is this year's theme for September? I must have many weeks to figure something out;-) Been wondering this myself! Ever since I scheduled my vacation to be near my home computer this year!;-))"}, {"response": 944, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (14:36)", "body": "what about a 'Mark & Bridget reunion' theme. (it's better than a Nanny theme) ;-)"}, {"response": 945, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (14:53)", "body": "Holy cow, I just realized some of us may be in Toronto for the special occasion. Would be kinda cool if Trauma is screening that day. Maybe a theme to do with him now playing (or hopefully will be) some characters that are less than together, ethical, or to say the least, slightly off kilter? (for Trauma, WTTL, and hopefully Toyer). Just throwing that out there. Otherwise have no idea at this point."}, {"response": 946, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:12)", "body": "(dorine)Holy cow, I just realized some of us may be in Toronto for the special occasion. Crikey . .have images of us running after limos in the streets of Toronto w/ b'day cakes;) Dorine . .you're bringing your laptop right?:) How about a Bollywood bash? Or everything old is new again . .(since everyone happens to be doing remakes of his stuff . .FP, P&P) or a Disney party (in honor of WTTL?:)"}, {"response": 947, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:22)", "body": "LOL....We can all go to Disneyland...meet at Club 33 for drinks!"}, {"response": 948, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:52)", "body": "Wot??? Dineyland is no where near Toronto !!! :o)"}, {"response": 949, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:58)", "body": "Yvette's quite right . .how about a Canadian themed partay . .since that's where he'll be located;)"}, {"response": 950, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:06)", "body": "(Tress)LOL....We can all go to Disneyland...meet at Club 33 for drinks! Oooh, that's a suggestion I can deal with;-) I've been searching this year's article archives to see if YKW said anything funny on which a theme could be based, but other than describing himself as \"an old converted houseboat moving slowly down the Thames\"...I'm at a loss for a birthday theme suggestion."}, {"response": 951, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:25)", "body": "(Yvette) Wot??? Dineyland is no where near Toronto!!! :o) LOL....It's all a state of mind....as I'm sure Vince/Rex could tell us! ;-D 'Sides...not everyone will be in Toronto...okay, the birthday boy may be... I'll have to look through the archives too...always fun to look back....but really, who needs words when there are tub pics? ;-) To quote Frank...it was a very good year..."}, {"response": 952, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:31)", "body": "(Tress)To quote Frank...it was a very good year... Betcha we could tie in a Rat Pack themed party too;)"}, {"response": 953, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:38)", "body": "(Terry)To quote Frank...it was a very good year... Can't you just hear it playing in the background of that picture?;-) Actually, it was a very good year!"}, {"response": 954, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (22:36)", "body": "(Kimberly) Or everything old is new again . I like this, but maybe as it pertains to his career in dramas? ;-) (Ok, except for Nanny M and BJD....well, maybe nevermind! ;-))"}, {"response": 955, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (22:39)", "body": "I was thinking about a Bollywood style party bacause of the new P&P one coming out, but I like the the idea of a Rat Pack themed party too. Dorine, if you do see him on his bday in Toronto, you will have to guide him over to this party too. Take the laptop!!! ;-)"}, {"response": 956, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (23:31)", "body": "But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy."}, {"response": 957, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (07:48)", "body": "(dorine)But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy. Just seems that Bollywood/the South Asian influence is creeping up on the entertainment field finally . . .for example, something like Bombay Dreams probably wouldn't have come to Broadway a few years ago if the timing wasn't right . . and besides we can dreg out those cute pics of Richard Herncastle in his turban for this one;) . . can't you imagine . .saris . .Colin trying to make curry and splattering it all over the place (since he is supposedly not that great when it comes to neatness in the kitchen . .:) - I'd sign up to give him private lessons in the kitchen:)"}, {"response": 958, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (07:57)", "body": "(Moon)I was thinking about a Bollywood style party bacause of the new P&P (dorine)But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy. (Kim)Just seems that Bollywood/the South Asian influence is creeping up on the entertainment field finally . Oh heck, think about how much fun it would be to dress for it? Bells on our fingers, bells on our toes and the earrings Louisa!;-))"}, {"response": 959, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (08:50)", "body": "Oh heck, think about how much fun it would be to dress for it? You mean all of us belly -dancing all over the place... I've a sari for my b'day ; thank you Moon;-) PS: I vote for the It's- a -small- world-Disneyland party."}, {"response": 960, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (09:14)", "body": "My druthers would be the Disneyland party, too. At least there is a real connection to him in some way, whether they actually use it in the movie or not."}, {"response": 961, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (10:40)", "body": "(Evelyn)I vote for the It's- a -small- world-Disneyland party. (Dorine)My druthers would be the Disneyland party, too. I like that, too. Gives partygoers a wider range (not to bring up last year's theme;-))to explore."}, {"response": 962, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (11:43)", "body": "The upcoming publicity for Trauma (interviews/articles) may provide some better ideas. So far I've come up with \"With a Little Help From My Friends\" ;-) You know, people like Marc Evans. *snort*"}, {"response": 963, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (12:54)", "body": "What about a Montone/Italia theme? Something to do with \"key to the city\". Think of those comfy (linen?) trousers, that hat, the wine, the food....."}, {"response": 964, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:02)", "body": "(Karen), So far I've come up with \"With a Little Help From My Friends\" ;-) You know, people like Marc Evans. *snort* LOL! This year we do have lots of possibilities. Disneyland is good too because, \"All is Not What it Seems\". Referring to when he gets a big starring role such as Trauma and it looks like it might go straight to video. :-( He gets to co-star as Mr D in the huge hit BJD and he follows it up with a kids film. :-( I hope to keep the Bollywood theme for another year because... I love it. Everyone breaking into song at any given time has lots of fun possibilities and humor. The dancing, the saris, the hot spicey foods and the mangoes! Oh, baby!"}, {"response": 965, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:21)", "body": "How about All is Not What It Seems With a Little Help From My Friends? ;-) I actually like this a lot."}, {"response": 966, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:39)", "body": "All is Not What It Seems With a Little Help From My Friends? ;-) I like it! Lots to work with, lots to fail with, to chose or to be chosen..."}, {"response": 967, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:53)", "body": "Too soon to decide on. I'd like to comb through the articles as well."}, {"response": 968, "author": "terry", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (21:14)", "body": "August 16, 1998 was the birthdate of this website. So, we're coming up on our sixth year. It's a fabulous run. http://colinfirth.com first registered August 16, 1998."}, {"response": 969, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (21:31)", "body": "How cute...the anniversary of Elvis' death. ;-)"}, {"response": 970, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (09:34)", "body": "I'll add \"Char-Monkey See; Char-Monkey Do\" to the list of possibles."}, {"response": 971, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (10:07)", "body": "Definitely think this year's party demands a theme from the last interview. Remember the \"Turning around the ship\" theme. There is *Tradition* here!"}, {"response": 972, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (10:42)", "body": "\"Char-monkey shines\", \"Don't char-monkey with me\", \"Char-monkey business\"?????"}, {"response": 973, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (11:14)", "body": "\"Char-monkey on my back.\""}, {"response": 974, "author": "Tress", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (11:36)", "body": ""}, {"response": 975, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (14:04)", "body": "Have best ideas while driving. Might be because of the stickshift. How about: Spanking the Char-Monkey or PG PG go away. Come again some other day (though not in my lifetime)"}, {"response": 976, "author": "Tress", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (14:16)", "body": "(Karen) Spanking the Char-Monkey ROTFL...line forms in the rear ;-D"}, {"response": 977, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (15:39)", "body": "(Karen)Spanking the Char-Monkey How about \"doing the Char-Monkey\" Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Doing the Char Monkey as in a dance;-) Char Monkey see-Char Monkey Do"}, {"response": 978, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (15:51)", "body": "(Linda) Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Doing the Char Monkey as in a dance;-) (LOL. I dunno, I like the gutter one better.) Anyway, I vote for \"Doing the Char Monkey\". Lots of possiblities;-)"}, {"response": 979, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (16:22)", "body": "(Linda) Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Hey, I resemble that comment. Was I the one who told a journalist that I wanted to play stuttering masturbatory village perverts? ;-) Also, let me reassure any PETA members that no real char-monkeys will be harmed during the course of this birthday celebration. Like ants, they're good sports. ;-)"}, {"response": 980, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (19:05)", "body": "(Karen)Was I the one who told a journalist that I wanted to play stuttering masturbatory village perverts? Speaking of perverts, in honor of WTTL, I've thought of another possible theme. Vince Collins/Rex starring as... CHAR Love that Daddy A Go Go"}, {"response": 981, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (20:53)", "body": "(Karen) Spanking the Char-Monkey He could use a good spanking. LOL! ;-)"}, {"response": 982, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (20:59)", "body": "Everyone line up behind me! ;-)"}, {"response": 983, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (23:09)", "body": "I love \"Spanking the Char-Monkey!\" So, does anyone else remember Spanky Pants ? ;-) Or should those be spanking pants? Hmmmmmm."}, {"response": 984, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (08:55)", "body": "Spanky Pants LOL- no I don't remember them. Am a little horrified, though, at the use of the word \"Vintage\" about something so close to my own age!! ;o)"}, {"response": 985, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (09:03)", "body": "(Linda) Speaking of perverts, in honor of WTTL...Monkey in the Middle Maybe for Kevin's birthday. Anybody know when that is? ;-) LOL! Malcolm in the Middle (despite Emmys) is one TV show I've never watched."}, {"response": 986, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (12:00)", "body": "Just missed his bday: Kevin Bacon, born on 8 July 1958 in Philadelphia."}, {"response": 987, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (14:44)", "body": "(Lisa JH)So, does anyone else remember Spanky Pants Ha! . .Must say I have a few pairs of \"spankys\" I've used recently w/ some rather teeny dance/theatre costumes . . Wonder if the Char-Monkey Temple will accept those - they are in the jollyhose family after all . . ."}, {"response": 988, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (12:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 989, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (12:58)", "body": "Been dawdling way too long and being indecisive. The theme for the our 2004 birthday bash is... [ta dah!] Get that Char-Monkey Off Your Back or The Stage Beckons Lots to work with and plenty of humorous possibilities. So I say, \"Go forth, Fellowship of the Firth, and get ready to party\" ;-)"}, {"response": 990, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (16:12)", "body": "Capital! Capital! Thanks, Karen!"}, {"response": 991, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (16:50)", "body": "(Karen) \"Go forth, Fellowship of the Firth, and get ready to party\" Yippeeee!!! A Char-monkey theme! This will be more fun than watching the Alaska DMV (they look busy today)!!! ;-) http://www.state.ak.us/local/akpages/ADMIN/dmv/AFOwebCam.htm"}, {"response": 992, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (16:54)", "body": "Did you doubt it wouldn't be a char-monkey theme? The problem was always the second part. The message was too long. But have no fear, they will be resurrected on the 10th."}, {"response": 993, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (15:14)", "body": "The party starts at midnight British Daylight Time. Please hold your posts until at least then. Thanks! Also, please be kind to participants by trying to keep the images you post to a manageable size (100K and under). This is an image-intensive day and loading can be problem for some. If you blow your end tags, this is definitely one day where I will delete bad posts. If you want others to see it, then you'll need to fix them and repost. Otherwise, you could spend a night in the box. ;-)"}, {"response": 994, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:08)", "body": "My computer says 7:03. That 12:03 BDT, right?"}, {"response": 995, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:10)", "body": "Is it time?? Is it time???"}, {"response": 996, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:10)", "body": "I think so, Tress. You first."}, {"response": 997, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:13)", "body": "Sorry, I'm going to jump in here, Tress. Forgive, please? \"THE CHAR-MONKEY'S PAW\" Many people are aware of the legend of the mummified char-monkey's paw, which grants its owner three wishes. Unfortunately, many of these same people aren't aware that the fulfillment of each wish always has a twist, producing unforeseen and unwanted secondary effects. When one of Colin's friends gave him this magical char-monkey's paw, she thought she was doing him a tremendous service, but these were Colin's three wishes: 1. \"I want some serious work that will earn me respect in my career, so I wish to be in a film adaptation of a prestigious novel that will earn numerous awards.\" RESULT: The English Patient --Colin wears a Santa suit and sings and dances to \"Yes, We Have No Bananas\". 2. \"That didn't work out as well as I had hoped, so now I wish to be in a film adaptation of a witty, popular play.\" RESULT: The Importance of Being Earnest --Colin gets an impromptu slap on the derriere and pretends to defend himself by boxing. 3. \"Perhaps I need to find something more contemporary. I wish to be in a film adaptation from a novelist whose previous book was turned into a landmark film.\" RESULT: Hope Springs --Colin and the film are savaged by most critics and the film never even gets a theatrical release in America. After his third wish was fulfilled, Colin threw the mummified char-monkey's paw into a fire and muttered something about going back to the stage. MORAL: Heed John Lennon's (somewhat altered) words--\"Everybody's got something to hide, including me and my char-monkey\". HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Cole Porter got it right--\"You're The Top!\" (Thanks to firthissimo and firth.com.)"}, {"response": 998, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:15)", "body": "Oops, so excited I forgot--GREAT picture to start things off, Tress! :-D"}, {"response": 999, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:18)", "body": "OK, can't wait any longer. Need to get this over with. My first official birthday greeting to ODB. Hip Hip Hooray! Things might finally go a new way! \ufffdLast call for Mr. DePalma\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd \ufffdODCM\ufffds finally ready for his close up\ufffd Ooops!! I meant\ufffd But never to fear, Colin dear\ufffd. If ever\ufffds a slip there and here\ufffd. I\ufffdm doomed but to like you, like you just the way you are\ufffd.. Happy Birthday, Colin!!"}, {"response": 1000, "author": "janet2", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:19)", "body": "Happy 44th Birthday to a special man. Thanks for making my day (week, month, year!) a few weeks back!"}, {"response": 1001, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:19)", "body": "Give a girl a break! I needed to be first. :-((("}, {"response": 1002, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:21)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1003, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:22)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1004, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:23)", "body": "Because of my book, I\ufffdve been asked to kick off the festivities this year for a man with a self-proclaimed char-monkey on his back. In the preface, I wrote: \"The contents of this book are samples of work I sold in order to finance the writing of the novels.\" You know, 'ones for the dough,' not for the art. Or maybe I should just call them \"fluff.\" You\ufffdd all understand that term, eh? So, without further ado, the Fellowship of the Firth (aka the Ladies of Drool) and I would like to: Get That Char-Monkey Off Your Back Or The Stage Beckons Kilgore and I have plenty of Ice-Nine on hand for our drinks and we\ufffdre ready to party!"}, {"response": 1005, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:31)", "body": "\"I want some serious work that will earn me respect in my career, so I wish to be in a film adaptation of a prestigious novel that will earn numerous awards.\" RESULT:The English Patient--Colin wears a Santa suit and sings and dances to \"Yes, We Have No Bananas\". *snort* What a brilliant beginning. Mummified monkey's paws indeed."}, {"response": 1006, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:32)", "body": "Do check out the firth.com entry."}, {"response": 1007, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:32)", "body": "Woo! Hoo! this is going to be fun!!! Kathryn W., Karen, Lesliep and Janet you're practically un toppable already."}, {"response": 1008, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:45)", "body": "First off... HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!!!! The world is a whole lot more interesting with you in it!! Tress...It must be Time . Nice char monkey pic!! Kathryn...WOW!!! Thanks for those last two pics. *Might need a moment to recover ;O) Leslie...Last call for Mr. D. *LOL* Janet...No kidding...Make MY year!! Karen... Love the collage!!! Great kick off so far. Can't wait to see what's to come."}, {"response": 1009, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:45)", "body": "UH OH Looks like someone's got Char Monkey Happy Birthday, Colin I'm soooo ready to Party!!!!!"}, {"response": 1010, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:54)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!!-- FROM ANNETTE (who's away on a mini-break)."}, {"response": 1011, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:59)", "body": "OH Karen. BEAUTIFUL picture on the home page!!! Am closing my eyes picturing myself delivering those kisses."}, {"response": 1012, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (19:02)", "body": "Great home page, Karen. Let 'em weep!!"}, {"response": 1013, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (19:07)", "body": "Wonderful start, ladies, to my first non-lurking birthday party. Everyone is so clever. :-) Karen, I love the home page! LOL!"}, {"response": 1014, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (19:47)", "body": "I can see the party is off to a great start. Just one thing some might noit know: Hope Springs--Colin and the film are savaged by most critics and the film never even gets a theatrical release in America. Except in Florida!? And I have the movie poster to prove it. ;-) I'm off to the check on the catering. I've spent a great deal of time on the drinks menu too. See you later. And... Happy Birthday Mr. Char Monkey. ;-))))"}, {"response": 1015, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:06)", "body": "(Da Boss) Give a girl a break! I needed to be first. :-((( I'm sorry Karen! Someone let my char-monkey out of his bag! ;-) Ooohhh Peeeeter! I found the cutest little char-monkey in the attic! Can we keep him, can we, huh?? He says he knows how to mix drinks! Ooohhh...wait...maybe he said paints? Happy Birthday Colin!!"}, {"response": 1016, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:09)", "body": "Happy 44th Birthday Colin!!! Come and join us at the bar for drinks. I, the drink \"fashionista\" have created these drinks for your special day I've been told that this one is the drink the monkey loves. Drink up and join us for some delish temptations: Today we need and plan for the char monkey to leave the hut and get off your back for good. You can now So do the Moon a favour and change your tune: No more of this: And I mean, not even behind close doors Next time you sit on your chair to make up for another role. Make sure you throw this book out and hit the stage. The Broadway stage that is in New York City: Me thinks t'is time. : My birthday present to you this year is in theme, one of your favourites, Escher. I hope it inspires you to turn that char monkey off and turn the great actor on. Cheers e tantissimi auguri!"}, {"response": 1017, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:09)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin, from your fans of nursing home movies."}, {"response": 1018, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:53)", "body": "Tress I forgot your opening volley earlier, loved the ape peeking in. Karen, the home page is priceless. How you do all of this artwork is a mystery to me. Moon- your party fare should be the hit of the party season, with sushi even(from Nobu?)and Escher. I really think I belong with Evelyn's group. With those hats are they from your state or mine( don't own one myself)? I'll have to wait til later to send my best wishes,other computer has my bookmarks. For now I am just trying to keep up and give you droolers some well-deserved pats-not monkeys- on the back."}, {"response": 1019, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (21:34)", "body": "Ohhh look! The celebrities are beginning to drop by...Even the dearly departed ones And look, he's even brought a gift"}, {"response": 1020, "author": "locarol", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (21:39)", "body": "Great fun everyone. But all that food at lunchtime when I have no time to eat, is unfair. Be back when I have to write something I'm not paid for!"}, {"response": 1021, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (22:44)", "body": "Even in today's world of boy bands, DJs and sampling the age-old art of playing the air guitar still survives and flourishes. But the air guitar is a difficult instrument, taking years of practice to perfect. For your birthday, Colin, I have a special gift, a simple step-by-step masterclass to enable you to recreate the pant-splitting performances of your idols. From the time of the early Egyptians through Clapton and Hendrix to present day giants of rock \ufffdn\ufffd roll, you and other aspiring bedroom musicians have sought to master this most difficult of instruments. Amaze your friends and thrill imaginary arenas full of screaming fans - even if you are completely tone deaf. And the present would not be complete without your own famous brand air guitar and a personalized pick: Have Fun!!"}, {"response": 1022, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:11)", "body": "I love it! You rock Karen! And speaking of rock... here are my pals Franz Ferdinand who will be playing for us this day: Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 1023, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:15)", "body": "These guys would probably be better for the air guitar. Don't you think?"}, {"response": 1024, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:15)", "body": "Colin, my darling . . . . For your birthday the temple goddesses are dancing and singing your praises . . I wish you all the best and the happiest of b\ufffdday\ufffds today . . Now I know there is this subject of a char\ufffdmonkey I am told we need to address . . . It\ufffds time, my dear . .just chuck this at it . . . Come dearling . .it\ufffds time to take a deep breath and just get rid of that damn monkey . . .you can do it I know you can . . Some inspiration for you . . . from 3 men in their 50s who took their careers in their own hands at an early age and have been going strong for these past 30 years SHOW DON'T TELL how many times do you hear it? it goes on all day long everyone knows everything and no one's ever wrong until later who can you believe? it's hard to play it safe but apart from a few good friends we don't take anything on faith until later Show Don't Tell SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME You've figured out the score SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I've heard it all before SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I don't care what you say SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME you can twist perceptions reality won't budge you can raise objections I will be the judge and the jury I'll give it due reflection watching from the fence give the jury direction based on the evidence I, the jury SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Hey - order in the court SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's try to keep it short SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Enough of your demands SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Witness take the stand SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Hey - order in the court SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's try to keep it short SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I don't care what you say SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's see exhibit A Music by Geddy Lee & Alex Lifeson Lyrics by Neil Peart From Presto - Atlantic Records 1989 ****************************************** It's time, Colin for you to show us now . .don't just tell us you'd like to do it! . .Kick some monkey butt! Get rid of the char-monkey once and for all! You can do it!!!"}, {"response": 1025, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:17)", "body": "Kick some monkey butt! LOL!"}, {"response": 1026, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:36)", "body": "OK . .wait Moon. . . are we talking musicians for the party . .??? Must add a set in for Rush . . My boys, are in the UK and Europe on their 30 year tour . . . but since Colin is in their hometown right now filming, I'm sure we can get them to play a little . . They're a damn good show live, let me tell you . . And you can't beat Alex when it comes to a guitar solo . .if Colin wants lessons:)"}, {"response": 1027, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (00:54)", "body": "Wow! Party is already off to rip-roaring start! Off to the bar for a champagne starter to toast and roast you on your special day. ;-) Will be back later."}, {"response": 1028, "author": "OzFirthFan", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (03:59)", "body": "Just thought I'd drop in to add my best wishes to Colin for a very Happy B-day. Us Virgos have to stick together... ;-)"}, {"response": 1029, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (05:44)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!!!!! YOU LADIES ARE ALL SO GREAT. LOVE THE PIX AND DANCING GRAPHICS. CANNOT DO THAT YET. THE CHAR-MONKEYS ARE V.V. FUNNY. WHAT A WONDERFUL PARTY. SO GLAD I JOINED IN TIME FOR THE CELEBRATION. WILL BE CHECKING IN THROUGHOUT THE DAY SO I DON'T MISS ANYTHING. PARTY ON!!!!"}, {"response": 1030, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (06:24)", "body": "A special cake for your birthday, Colin, another silly hat for your collection. Really don't think hats do a thing for you, so you may eat this one."}, {"response": 1031, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (06:36)", "body": "(Karen)thrill imaginary arenas full of screaming fans - even if you are completely tone deaf. *SNORT* Almost lost my latte(free trade of course) over this, air guitar lesson thingee. And to think this is most like the 'real' CF."}, {"response": 1032, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (07:02)", "body": "Love those air guitar lessons, Karen. But where would the party be without this gang? I think you saw them at least a half dozen times in the '70's. Moon, I haven't had Sushi in months, I'm having it today;-)"}, {"response": 1033, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (07:32)", "body": "NEWS ALERT Reuters:Delft To commemorate this special event crowds are gathering for the unveiling of a new statue:"}, {"response": 1034, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (07:34)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1035, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:08)", "body": "Love that cake, Peggy! Good grief, the man commemorated in that statue looks pretty old. Gaah! Will Colin have that char-monkey on his back all his life? ;-)"}, {"response": 1036, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:08)", "body": "In honor of your birthday, I have commissioned a master to do your portrait. Jan Vermeer is toiling over a self-portrait so that he can feed his growing family and keep the missus happy. CRIKEY!!! It's really that old Char-monkey Colin. I'd recognize that bare foot anywhere and the hat looks familiar ,too."}, {"response": 1037, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:24)", "body": "Colin, do you know...where your Char Monkey hangs out when he's not on your back?"}, {"response": 1038, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:30)", "body": "What's a birthday without a bit of horoscope? GEORGIA Nicols' horoscopes for Sept. 10 Chicago Sun Times - Chicago,IL,USA IF SEPT. 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Actor Colin Firth (1960) shares your birthday. You're reliable, conscientious and extremely capable. ... VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It seems impossible to avoid conflict now. But isn't this a test of your intentions? Aren't you striving to achieve something? If you step back, take a breath, and avoid what is particularly aggravating -- at least things won't escalate. (Conflict makes everyone unhappy and unhealthy.) http://www.suntimes.com/output/horoscopes/cst-nws-georgia910.html"}, {"response": 1039, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:39)", "body": "Since you are so helpful in the kitchen . .though a bit untidy, I've heard . . How about a few cooking lessons also to go w/ the air guitar ones:) Here's today's b'day recipie Coffee Banana Scones Recipe Ingredients 2 cup all purpose flour 4 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup butter 1/2 cup mashed ripe banana 1/4 cup milk 1/4 cup strong black free trade coffee at room temperature 1 tsp vanilla Directions In large bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Cut in butter until mixture resembles fine crumbs. In separate bowl, combine banana, milk, coffee and vanilla; add to dry mixture, stirring lightly to make a moist dough. On lightly floured board, knead dough lightly for about 30 seconds. Roll out dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut into 3 inch rounds and place on lightly greased baking sheet. Bake in 425 F oven for 15 minutes or until lightly browned. Makes about 10 scones. Source: Canadian Living Magazine Posted by Linda Davis Servings: 10 servings"}, {"response": 1040, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:45)", "body": "These are representative of two very important Simian-Free Zones . Think a Tony. Think an Olivier. Think no more Char-Monkeys. For the domesticated Char Monkey, who can drive or be driven to work: Or for the Char Monkey with a world view, who is intimately familiar with the cobbles of New York City: Come on, Give Your Regards to Old Broadway . . ."}, {"response": 1041, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:59)", "body": "Wait! . .What is that monkey reading??? OH NO . .now shooo I say . . get outta here . . No more sitting and getting advice from you . . ODB is off heading in a better direction . . . off to bigger and better things. . without you!!!! . . . Come on Colin - time to partay . .it is your b'day after all!"}, {"response": 1042, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:17)", "body": "Time's a wasting Dear Colin, get that monkey off your back. Your simian friends Swifty, Kafka, and Milton have been put to work on a script for you. They are feverishly trying to finish it before you are 'too long in the tooth'. Ha!Ha! That'll be the day! Remember Olivier was still playing the Dane when he was past 40. The stage is calling, don't ignore it. Perchance, M. Rylance could be persuaded to share his stage."}, {"response": 1043, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:33)", "body": "This goes with previous post,i.e. Rylance's domain."}, {"response": 1044, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:36)", "body": "Psst! I saw Rylance's private domain in the movie Intimacy. ;-))))"}, {"response": 1045, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:38)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1046, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:39)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1047, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:40)", "body": "Lesson No. 1 Always take great care in your choice of words. For example, avoid saying, \ufffdYou might want to vomit once or twice.\ufffd Vomit is much too graphic a word. Preferred substitutions include: barf, spew, heave, upchuck, toss one\ufffds cookies or retch. Lesson No. 2: Avoid alienating the gay audience by saying, \ufffdBoys don\ufffdt go to my movies.\ufffd When the movie being promoted is rated R, you should assume potential male audience members are above the age of 10. Preferred substitutions, in America, are limited to men or guys. However, this answer would be acceptable for Nanny McPhee promotions, as no boys will be going to see this either."}, {"response": 1048, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:41)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Thought I'd offer you a recipe which would most cetrainly get that char monkey off you back: Dirty Monkey (recipe from idrink.com) 1.5 oz cognac 1.5 oz Irish Cream 1.0 oz Dark rum Mix as listed & serve in a brandy snifter. (I'm not sure I'd be able to stand up if I drank that:-D) If that doesn't work -- then try one of the following: Brass Monkey, Monkey Wrench, Chunky Monkey, or a Funky Monkey. Remember this is for medicinal or career furtherance purposes only;-)"}, {"response": 1049, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:42)", "body": "(Karen)Psst! I saw Rylance's private domain in the movie Intimacy. ;-)))) Guess I'll have to check that one out! Did you say wobbley bits??;-)))"}, {"response": 1050, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:44)", "body": "Not everything was wobbley. ;-)"}, {"response": 1051, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:47)", "body": "(Karen)Vomit is much too graphic a word. ROTFL He does have a way with words. I see the boss has been working on her lesson plans and giving the thesaurus a workout. Good job!!!"}, {"response": 1052, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:07)", "body": "(Karen) Vomit is much too graphic a word. Yes, but I hope he doesn't remove, \"you f**cking my wife?\" from the repertoire. I still die laughing every time I think about it. This party's fab, ladies. Now.... \"this is whadda'Im talkin' 'bout\".... Drool at it's absolute best!!"}, {"response": 1053, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:15)", "body": "Hmm . .since Gail got some great sounding drink recipies for this party . . Wanted to just give you a bit of a gift . . . Mushimoko dahling!!!!!"}, {"response": 1054, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:19)", "body": "Great glass, Kim. It's still early here, so I'm only on mimosas. I'm still hungover from all Moon was serving last night, but you know what they say about \"hair of the char-monkey that bit you.\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1055, "author": "shdwmoon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin So you're now 44 (a lovely age to be sure) and as such, you're probably set in your ways a tad. Understandably a char-monkey may be a hard thing to shake off. They're such cute funny things and so easy to play.... Notice the similarities? Now, instead of jumping headlong into something daring and challenging..why not ease into it. I may have found something just perfect for you.... Turns out that they're a theatre group in St. Louis (remember that place?). It just so happens that they're looking for a few good actors to put on Shakespeare's play, Julius Caeser in January. You're not doing much of anything after WTTL are you? Why not audition for the part of Julius...or if you think you're young enough...Marc Antony. Just think about it....as long as you don't end up like this in a few years.... Happy Birthday dear man!"}, {"response": 1056, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:44)", "body": "(Karen), I'm still hungover from all Moon was serving last night, Darling... what do you mean was serving? The bar is still open and please stop drinking Mimosas, try the Spicey Mangotini. :-) One can not speak air guitar without inviting to the party the one that inspired it, my teanage crush, Jimmy Page. And my favoutite album for air guitar play whilst wearing incandescent jewelry and flipping out my friends who were passing the bongs and dropping LSD at a dorm party is: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon Now you know how my party skills came about. ;-) Peace Out Colin Firth! And Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 1057, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:50)", "body": "Moon, you've centered us, which is not easily fixed. Can you repost (fixing that end tag) and I'll delete #1056?"}, {"response": 1058, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:52)", "body": "Never mind. I think I've got it."}, {"response": 1059, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:02)", "body": "More Mushimoko: I hear Waterford is featuring a new line of glassware in your honor, Colin: MUSHIMOKO MOMENTS"}, {"response": 1060, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:03)", "body": "LOL! Glad you fixed it, Karen. Centering people is not my specialty, I prefer to lead them astray. ;-)"}, {"response": 1061, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:03)", "body": "Here we come Up on the marquee We get the worst reviews From every critic we meet Hey, hey, we're the CHAR MONKEES And people say we monkey around But we say \"no more rom coms\" Turn the career around . . . Yes, fans, it's the CHAR MONKEES, bringing you their greatest hits, all in one new CD! Featuring their lead singer, birthday boy Colin Firth, this collection is not available in stores! It's all here, all your favorite tunes, including this one from their Hope Springs album, produced by Mark Herman: Take the last train to Marks-ville But I won't be at the station Wave goodbye to Heather Graham I want film fest adulation Here I go . . . oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! And this sneak preview from their upcoming Nanny McPhee LP: I thought big checks only grew in fairy tales But fairy tales were not so kind to me Em was out to get me That's the way it seemed Ugly hats and rug rats made me scream Then I saw the light! Now I'm a real actor! Not a trace Of McPhooey around Drama calls! I'm a real actor Money's no factor I'm Oscar bound! Yes, fans, it's all here for the nominal price of $19.99 just by calling 1-800-OFF-MYBACK. Thrill to all the hits! Who could ever forget this classic? I said I I I I I'm not Mike Binder's drone I I I I I'm not a Binder clone Not a Binder drone Not a Binder clone . . ."}, {"response": 1062, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:12)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1063, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:15)", "body": "Em was out to get me That's the way it seemed Ugly hats and rug rats made me scream ROTFL Mari! Love \"Take the Last Train to Marcs-ville\" and \"I thought big checks only grew in fairy tales\" This is a Drool classic. A Drool Hall of Famer! *wiping tears away* Off to order my CD ;-))"}, {"response": 1064, "author": "cskerr", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:19)", "body": "No man is ripe until he's 35 and the 40's are the BEST. Happy birthday to you, Colin, You are the BEST of the BEST. (I seem to be stuck on that word, but it is the only one that applies) BEST WISHES."}, {"response": 1065, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:20)", "body": "When the drinks don't get you, Mari will! Picking self up from the floor, LOL! More please. :-) Colin in appreciation of your hosting SNL. So Colin, DUDE, let this be a lesson to you. Whatever you do in the future if it doesn't kick ass, the hip chicks of drool will pick it up and smash it back in your face faster than you can say Pete Townsend. So listen up DUDE they want that spanking (Waynes, World party time, party time), char monkey off your back. So what are you waiting for? A row of naked Rockettes singing \"Hurray for Hollywood?\" (KACHING!) Party on DUDE. (Waynes, World party time, party time)"}, {"response": 1066, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:24)", "body": "Great party Ladies! Mari -LOL! Love the Monkey Album :-D"}, {"response": 1067, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:34)", "body": "And the party is just getting into full swing! Love that album Mari:)"}, {"response": 1068, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:44)", "body": "A Kumbaya moment....From your friends... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN"}, {"response": 1069, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:47)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1070, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:49)", "body": "Decisions! Decisions! For the Char-Monkey who has everything: A year's subscription to Monkeyphonecall.com, so you can phone in all those \"for the dough\" roles, and get them out of your system for once and all! Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 1071, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:54)", "body": "Hey Big Boy,when did you first discover that Char Monkey on your back? Was it here? Didn't realize you needed that scarf to hold the monkey in place Or here? Ok, where did he go? How about, here? Surely not. You had to learn Portueguese! Ah, the moment of truth"}, {"response": 1072, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:56)", "body": "OMG, Mari, that was priceless! LMAO!"}, {"response": 1073, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (12:20)", "body": "OMG, Mari, I going to be fired for sure by the end of the day! Here I am at work ROFLOL and I'm sure everyone wants to know what's on my computer that's so entertaining! \"Take the last train to Marks-ville\" - HEEEEEE!"}, {"response": 1074, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:23)", "body": "Colin your birthday parties here are so much fun because we roast as well as toast you. It can't be helped because we have read so many times how you are not afraid of taking the mick out of yourself and have a wicked sense of humour. The problem is, that Char monkey is still trying to stay on your back, just look at the cake he made! After you blow out the candles and make that wish(Roeg, Wenders, Almodovar, Spielberg, Weir - notice the absence of Italian names, hint, hint), you know what you must do: Smash it baby, smash it!!! Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 1075, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:29)", "body": "(Mari)Wave goodbye to Heather Graham I want film fest adulation Mari, you are amazing!!! I was waiting for someone to bring up those guys(the ultimate char-monkees),but this tops all! Could've cracked a rib on that. (Moon)the hip chicks of drool will pick it up and smash it back in your face faster than you can say Pete Townsend. Wayne and Garth give great advice."}, {"response": 1076, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:35)", "body": "Wonderful monkey glasses, Kim and Evelyn. I am off to whip up some Chocolate Banana Martinis for you to create some more Mushimoko Moments;-)"}, {"response": 1077, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:37)", "body": "What a great celebration!! Ladies of Drool ROCK. Mari- you kill me!! ;o) I've got \"Big cheeks only just in fairy Tales\" stuck in my head. Too funny :-}"}, {"response": 1078, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:47)", "body": "Ada, wonderful comparison pictures! Mari, I never realized how many shots there were of Colin with a mike. [Over to you, Evelyn, for any symbolic interpretations. ;-D]"}, {"response": 1079, "author": "Dhanaha", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:47)", "body": "Jus got home from DH's birthday lunch!!!!!!! He's 35 today. Celebration wouldn't have been complete without a drink for Colin! A Mongo-Sized Hawaiian Volcano just for you........(my face is totally numb). Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1080, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:47)", "body": "Ding dang it . .there are char-monkey's everywhere!!!!! Don't let them get the better of you, Colin . . . Look they're just tryin to cut in on your action . .: This one heard you were being considered for the next film on Jimmy Page (threw that one in for you Moon) - that is once you get your air guitar skills set . . And well . .this one heard about the whole masturbatory pervert thing . . Sigh . . I know . . It's not a good thing . . ."}, {"response": 1081, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:58)", "body": "Hey, Colin, ran into some char-monkeyettes on the way over and they wanted to come along to celebrate. Surely you'll remember them by their tricks. Found another char-monkeyette en route, but couldn't get her to vacate the lift."}, {"response": 1082, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:15)", "body": "Ending bold"}, {"response": 1083, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:28)", "body": "I know that in true char-monkey form you wish to: See No Evil But you seem to be on the road to recovery in your desire to see Renee's wobbly bits.... and, if Where the Truth Lies stays true to form there is a chance to see Kevin's wobbly bits as well.... Have no concerns for you here....your ready to see evil! Hear No Evil The British press has toughed you up a bit these past couple of years (and Osama bin Tookey (thanks Eveyln) has kept you in good training). I think you can hear almost anything now and not flinch! Speak No Evil No worries here atall! Some favorite bits from this past year: \"You f*cking my wife!?\" \"You don't want your Tuscan holiday ruined by an angry penis\" I think that given the proper vehicle.... (and this is NOT what I mean): that you are ready to get that triad of char-monkeys off your back and go where the bright lights beckon..... Oh!! I meant here (although Disneyland is the happiest place on earth and I do hear that Alice is very nice! Maybe a stop there first is a good idea...baby steps, you know...): Happy Birthday Colin!!!!!"}, {"response": 1084, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:29)", "body": "The following are highlights from a mislaid Inside the Actor\ufffds Studio, which was taped while Colin was last in New York. It\ufffds much too long to post in its entirety. Continuing this season\ufffds theme of actors from the far-flung shores of the British Empire, tonight\ufffds guest hails from Great Britain. He has appeared in more than 40 theatrical and television motion pictures, including two Academy Award-winning best pictures of the year and several that have been rejected by environmentally concerned landfills on two continents. Making an auspicious start at London\ufffds famed Drama Centre, the West End snatched him up -\ufffd before he could graduate -- to star in the Play of the Year. From Tommy Judd to Lord Dashwood, this actor has left an indelible imprint on his craft. Another defining role was as an integral link of a protest paper chain in front of Parliament. Unlike Brando, Nicholson, DeNiro, Pacino and Penn, actors who have defined their generation, this actor-chameleon has quietly and subtly submerged himself into his roles to become virtually unrecognizable from one film to the next, yet he\ufffds unforgettable in every single one. The British Academy for Television and Film has honored him numerous times for his eponymous portrayals of characters named Darcy, while the BBC named him Favorite BBC actor in 1996. He has gone on to more acclaim with an Emmy nomination for his chilling work in Conspiracy, alongside Oscar and Emmy winning actor Kenneth Branagh and Emmy and Golden Globe winning actor Stanley Tucci. In 1991, he was a GQ Man of the Year and blanketed the newsstands as one of People Magazine\ufffds 50 Most Beautiful. He continued to ride the crest in 1992, with honors by the European Film Awards\ufffd People\ufffds Choice for Best Actor and an MTV movie award nominee for Best Screen Kiss for Bridget Jones\ufffd Diary. He is a perennial favorite on most internet polls for Best Eye Candy (wet and dry categories, in or out of britches as well) and has won for four years running the Best British Actor to Have Never Appeared in a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Movie But Should Have According to Some. This phenomenon, with the rare ability to take h s anger up an octave or two in every single movie, has a name - and his name is Colin Firth. [wild applause as Colin strides across stage] JL: Where were you born? CF: Greyshott in Hampshire. JL: But you didn\ufffdt stay there long, did you? CF: No, at two weeks old, my parents whisked me off to Nigeria for four years. JL: Why was that? CF: It was a job, I expect. One goes where there\ufffds work. All jobbing actors know that. * * * * * JL: Where did they next take you? CF: From about the age of 5 to 12, we traveled about the provinces in England before we were off to St Louis, where I spent a year doing junior high school. JL: Describe that experience. CF: (getting visibly emotional) I find it difficult to discuss that period of my life. I was an outsider. JL: (aside to audience) That\ufffds a common theme here. Many people sitting in your seat have been uprooted and viewed as outsiders. CF: I did go back to England, sounding a bit like an American, or at least I thought so and my mates gave me the nickname \ufffdThe American.\ufffd We did take a marvelous road trip through the western part of America, a memory that I recall with great fondness, although I\ufffdve never returned. * * * * * JL: When was your first experience with acting? CF: At age five, I played Jack Frost in a school production. White satin trousers, blue sash and polystyrene crown. I\ufffdm told I brought the house down with my little dance. JL: Dancing became a major passion for you, didn\ufffdt it? You dreamt of becoming a rock star? CF: (laughing nervously) Oh, this is so embarrassing! How did you find out about this? I can\ufffdt... JL: That\ufffds what you\ufffdre here for. CF: Yes, I did dream of becoming a rock star. JL: You played not only the guitar but also the much more difficult air guitar. Isn\ufffdt that so? CF: Sure, what boy hasn\ufffdt? JL: A great moment has arrived. Our guests are frequently asked to demonstrate those talents which aren\ufffdt often on display in their film work. And, because of my long affection for dance, I would ask the audience whether it would like to see Colin\ufffds show us his best moves? [audience members hoot their encouragement] JL: Please, we\ufffdd be honored. CF: (mortified look on his face) If I must... JL: The alternative would be to sing. CF: You have me. Here\ufffds a little of what I used to do in front of the hallway mirror and my mother frowned upon it a great deal. [audience gives standing O; three women need to be restrained from rushing the stage] JL: When did you decide to be an actor? CF: I wasn\ufffdt cut out for school, traditional school. My grades were utter crap. In fact, most of my exam points were from spelling my name correctly. (audience laughs) And I didn\ufffdt want to be a dustman or paperboy either. JL: Where did you go from there? CF: At 18, I did some research, which showed that graduates from the Drama Centre made more money than tho"}, {"response": 1085, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:36)", "body": "Drastic times require drastic measures. To get that char-monkey off your back, Colin, it's been necessary to follow Peter Gabriel's advice to \"shock the char-monkey\". You may not like the procedure, but it's only being done for your own good. BEFORE AFTER"}, {"response": 1086, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:42)", "body": "Bravo! More! More!"}, {"response": 1087, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:44)", "body": "Karen That is great! . .As an actress paying her dues I am waiting with bated breath for more of this informational session of The Actor's Studio . ."}, {"response": 1088, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:58)", "body": "Karen, come on, please! This is one heck of a long commercial break!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1089, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:04)", "body": "LOL! I've got to carefully listen to the tapes and transcribe. Is v. time consuming and I would've had to pull an all-nighter to finish. ;-)"}, {"response": 1090, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:16)", "body": "Karen, love the \"visual aids\" accompanying The Actor's Studio! And, really, isn't a little \"all-nighter\" a small price to pay when it comes to entertaining the Droolers? ;-D ROFLMAO"}, {"response": 1091, "author": "firthworthy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:18)", "body": "Ladies, this party is really rockin'! Karen, I'll do your dishes and mow the yard so you'll have more time to transcribe. ;)"}, {"response": 1092, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:21)", "body": "including two Academy Award-winning best pictures of the year and several that have been rejected by environmentally concerned landfills on two continents. ROTF, Karen! *wiping tears* Love the backwoodsman monkey as well. Yes, we were beaten to the punch and it was a major flop. (addressing audience) If you students learn anything from this session it should be never to commit to a role when there\ufffds a similar one in the works. Buy Variety. Read the news. Read the production listings. Excellent advice! Great stuff, Karen, now cut thatcommercial break short! Off to view the others . . ."}, {"response": 1093, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:28)", "body": "I can't wait for part deux and these guys are hanging on to every word."}, {"response": 1094, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:31)", "body": "From a 'newbie' to all you fellow firth fans - thanks for making me welcome and giving me a laugh this evening. I've been quietly following your party but have to go now(boo hoo)hopefully I'll catch up again sometime...continue having fun...Jenny"}, {"response": 1095, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:55)", "body": "Karen! ROTFL! Can't wait for the questionnaire at the end. :-)"}, {"response": 1096, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:57)", "body": "OMG, KAREN, WHAT A HOOT!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF ANYONE WILL BE TOPPING YOUR SPOOF OF ACTOR'S STUDIO."}, {"response": 1097, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:09)", "body": "Actually, it was the questionnaire that got me started, which is why the rest is like pulling teeth. :-("}, {"response": 1098, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:11)", "body": "Karen! There is too much to comment on. That was brilliant! Am waiting patiently. :-D"}, {"response": 1099, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:33)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR COLIN Late to the party this year, fellow droolers, but brilliant birthday wishes and commentary from all. Karen: Obviously, our friends at Actor's Studio have been monkeying around with us in not broadcasting this long forgotten installment. Can't wait for next segment. Well, I'd best stop monkeying around myself, and get down to working on some serious birthday business."}, {"response": 1100, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:36)", "body": "Brilliant! Karen (CF)\ufffdThe American.\ufffd We did take a marvelous road trip through the western part of America, a memory that I recall with great fondness OH LOL. Memories from last year. I love Colin age 12 on horseback. Still LMAO. Just a quick Thank you to the Boss for this wonderful party. I'm so glad I'm here!!!"}, {"response": 1101, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:39)", "body": "Back from Commercial Break JL: In 1991, you appeared with Sir Anthony Hopkins in Harold Pinter\ufffds \ufffdThe Caretaker.\ufffd Could you tell us what that was like? CF: Nothing terribly out of the ordinary. He\ufffds a regular sort of guy. We had a job to do. JL: During your time in Canada, however, you traveled to Los Angeles to work in movies, making the memorable Femme Fatale, the first in your series of films about artists. Did you realize that you\ufffdve portrayed artists in four films? CF: Have I? Really? I hadn\ufffdt realized that, possibly because those early \ufffd90s are times I\ufffdd prefer people forget. My West Coast work was pure rubbish. I mean, have you actually seen Femme Fatale? JL: Returning to London, you appeared on stage in Chatsky, where you \ufffddiscovered\ufffd that fine actress Minnie Driver with whom you later co-starred in two little film gems. One was the acclaimed Circle of Friends, which launched her career, and brought her to the attention of every single male in Hollywood, and the other was a real slice of New England life called Hope Springs. One of your next film projects turned out to be very controversial. I\ufffdm speaking of The Hour of the Pig. CF: The American market is so very different from what I\ufffdve been told. Certain scenes in the movie caused it to receive the \ufffddreaded NC-17\ufffd rating, and Harvey Weinstein, in his early Miramax days, chose to publicly fight it. He\ufffds much more well-mannered and subtle these days, but then he was rather crude. JL: You developed a very close relationship with the pig in the movie, Sally, didn\ufffdt you? CF: Yes. I don\ufffdt want to sound vain but that pig loved me. She really did. I could ride her all day. Most of the time, she would just come over, this ferocious creature and lay down across my feet and go to sleep. There was this extraordinary bond we had. Maybe it was the riding. She just had this passion for me and every time I walked into a room full of people, she would leave everybody else and come over to me for me to scratch her. And we did a photo shoot together a year later, at which we had a brief, wonderful encounter. But I\ufffdve heard nothing for her for about 7 or 8 years, so I have to conclude that she\ufffds shallow. JL: Then you starred in the erotic thriller Playmaker, with the incomparable actress Jennifer Rubin, whose performance has been compared to Meryl Streep in her prime. Here\ufffds a clip of your character Ross Talbert on the verge of a climactic scene: Tell us how you prepared for this scene in particular: CF: My director, I forget his name, told me that I should cut off Jamie\ufffds dress slowly and carefully and with great trepidation, and then do the same with her panties. JL: How many takes did that critical scene take? CF: I believe only one. We had to get it right the first time as they didn\ufffdt have much extra money. In fact, we had to do our own makeup. * * * * * JL: In 1994, you focused on British television productions. One of them was Master of the Moor, which would bring you into contact with a director that you would later collaborate with again and become close friends. CF: Yes, Marc Evans and I recently completed work on another project. He\ufffds probably one of Britain\ufffds and the world\ufffds most underrated and underappreciated directors. I\ufffdd been wanting to work with him again for years. JL: After Circle of Friends, the BBC provided the vehicle to bring you to the attention of people all over the globe. You were cast as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. You didn\ufffdt want to play that role, did you? CF: I\ufffdd done that costume thing before in Camille. I don\ufffdt consider myself the leading man type, but more a character actor, and had to be convinced that the character of Darcy had something to it. Evidently Sue saw something in me key to the character and her wishes ultimately prevailed. JL: What do you think that was? CF: I\ufffdve been told I have the ability to convey a wide range of emotions with my face. There\ufffds a very famous scene in Pride and Prejudice, which I\ufffdve heard is considered legendary. It occurs while I am watching Elizabeth play the piano. Not the one where I am looking down the bodice of her dress, but another at Pemberly. Also, there seems to be a conspiracy to put me in situations where I will be wet or bathing. Pride and Prejudice had two such scenes. I don\ufffdt mind them all that much, as the marketing types say it good for business. * * * * * Commercial Break"}, {"response": 1102, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:44)", "body": "OMG!!! That was soooo funny! I nearly peed my pants! Not a good thing to do at work! ...and has won for four years running the Best British Actor to Have Never Appeared in a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Movie But Should Have According to Some. Now...who would think such a silly thing... [audience gives standing O; three women need to be restrained from rushing the stage] Linda...was that you??? ;-) CF: Well, everybody\ufffds got to do Hamlet, don\ufffdt they? Besides, how else could I be called a classically trained Shakespearean actor? Publicists seem rather impressed with all that. Totally agree! Every actor needs Hamlet! To be a char-monkey, or not to be a char-monkey: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of crap scripts, 'iffy' co-stars, odd wardrobe and loads of cash, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To act: to choose good directors, interesting.... dramatic roles! BRAVO!!!! Every bit of it BRILLIANT!!! Will wait patiently for commercial break to end..."}, {"response": 1103, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:47)", "body": "(Tress)Linda...was that you??? ;-) I'm sure, but you never know about these things;-)"}, {"response": 1104, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:21)", "body": "I don\ufffdt want to sound vain but that pig loved me. She really did. I could ride her all day. ROTFLMAO...are we talking about an animal here??"}, {"response": 1105, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:22)", "body": "Karen, great job. Just love ;-)"}, {"response": 1106, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:26)", "body": "Whoops, what I was trying so inarticulately to say was -- Just love \"the look\". Could have sworn I typed it in, but it disappeared;-)"}, {"response": 1107, "author": "sandyw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:42)", "body": "(Tress) To be a char-monkey, or not to be a char-monkey: that is the question:"}, {"response": 1108, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:55)", "body": "Well, certainly not Shakespeare, but..... Birthday Thoughts At 44, the way is clear, Unless the monkey lingers near. A simple rule when meeting press, Hide monkey glasses in your vest. And if those glasses should appear, Why ask the question: Are paws still near? Just give a smile and be erudite While giving out a long sound bite A birthday wish for 44 Kick that monkey out the door. Here\ufffds a potion tried and true Drink up, old boy..your time is due!!"}, {"response": 1109, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:04)", "body": "LOL at that \"to be or not to be\"!! Oooh! I had that monkey in glasses tucked away. But I love what you did with it Andrea! Hide monkey glasses in your vest. ;-)) Wonderful wonderful! (back to the salt mines...)"}, {"response": 1110, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:28)", "body": "A few of Colin's co-stars (past, present and future) have decided to pop on by for some sushi, cake and drinks! The Original Char-monkey: \"Thanks for inviting me mate! Was hoping you weren't too upset by my \"bloody Colin\" remark in NYC....or that bit where I called you a wanker in BJD...or that bit where I asked if the house had burned down with you in it during my LA commentary...or that bit...well, anyway, you're alright, I guess. I mean, we char-monkeys have to stick together, right?\" A Bacon bit: \"Hey there Colin! Looking forward to getting to know you better....a lot better!!\" Lovely Alice... \"Quit trying to look up my skirt!\" The \"It\" Girl: \"He says he is afraid of elevators...I don't think I really understand him at all. I keep hoping he'll get over that...\" The \"Wobbly Bit\" Girl: \"He likes me! Just as I am! Wobbly bits and all!!\" Hunk Daddy's Daughter: \"Ohhhh!! Happy Birthday!!! Now that I'm your daughter, I don't feel badly asking you for some money, college is rough! 'Specially Oxford! Can you buy me some new shoes too??\" The Nanny: \"Will you ever forgive me? I know you felt silly in that hat, but you've worn worse!\" Happy Birthday (again) ODCM!!"}, {"response": 1111, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1112, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:58)", "body": "Back from Commercial Break JL: Did you learn anything from playing Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride and Prejudice? CF: Yes, I began to question myself. I mean, what\ufffds wrong with mainstream acclaim?\ufffd Why be snobby and elitist when you can get upgrades on airplanes? JL: At this point, you came to the attention of another Anthony, this time Anthony Minghella, who was casting for The English Patient. How did you feel about doing that film? CF: I would\ufffdve much rather done Rafe Fiennes role, but Anthony said I had better dance moves. It would seem my lot in life is to lose out to the Fiennes brothers. JL: Anthony Minghella has said, \"Colin is delicate.\" Is that the same as subtle? I ask. \"Subtlety is nothing to do with acting - it's how you put your fingers down on the piano keys - he's delicate.\" How do you react to that type of characterization of your work? CF: I\ufffdve never really thought about it. Again, all I had to do was look forlorn in the rear windscreen of a car, do a very silly banana dance, and then pretend to crash a plane. Work\ufffds work, especially if you don\ufffdt have big dramatic scenes to do most of the time. JL: After being in an Oscar-winning film like that, did Hollywood beckon? CF: Yes, I was summoned to meet with Steven Spielberg who was doing one of his Jurassic Park movies. Nothing happened as a result of that. I don\ufffdt make the best of impressions of some people and I\ufffdm rubbish at auditioning. * * * * * JL: Your next part represented a departure of sorts for you because you weren\ufffdt playing an upper class, refined British gentleman or public school callow youth. CF: True. All that poshing up was rather ridiculous, wasn\ufffdt it? Here I could pretty much be myself. I mean I did wind up wearing many of my own clothes in the film because the costume designer had difficulty finding the proper togs from that particular period. Funnily enough, my cupboard was full of just the right clothing. Fever Pitch marked an important point in my life, as I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor and football pal. JL: Your association with Nick Hornby also led to your writing a well-received short story, entitled \ufffdThe Department of Nothing,\ufffd in an anthology called \ufffdSpeaking With the Angel.\ufffd (shows picture of Colin at work) You then followed up with a big Hollywood movie, starring Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jason Robards. Tell me about that experience. CF: It had all the important and big names attached to it, so it seemed a great role to accept. Big book. Big name actresses. An acclaimed director of something else, whose name escapes me at present. Of course, there was Jason Robards, a fantastic actor, but I would rarely work with him. I believe my best bits were left on the cutting room floor. JL: Shakespeare in Love (audience claps loudly) was a rare film, one that celebrated poetry, romance and humor, all things you\ufffdve said your character Lord Wessex lacked. CF: Again, it was another one of those films where I received the short end from a Fiennes brother. Thankfully there are no more acting Fiennes brothers, but I got paid to be the butt of the jokes and the focus groups couldn\ufffdt see me as Shakespeare. I\ufffdm not sure Shakespeare looked anymore like Joe than I but you cannot argue with the marketing types. JL: After appearing in this Oscar-winning film, you entered a rather prolific period of your life, appearing in no less than five movies in quick succession. First up was the lead role in My Life So Far for Hugh Hudson, Oscar-winning director of Chariots of Fire. Your character was rather eccentric, a Scottish inventor with about a dozen children. What led you take that role? CF: Scotland seemed a good place to go for a vacation at that time of year. JL: Then you took on the role of Matthew Field in The Secret Laughter of Women, where your character, a womanizing British comic book writer befriends a young boy and you get involved with his mother, much to the consternation of her family and their tight-knit culture. What, in particular, caused you to choose this script? CF: I had just gotten married and I thought the south of France would be a great place for a honeymoon. It was. The work didn\ufffdt take much of my time. * * * * * JL: In a complete turnabout, you joined in a production of Relative Values, one of Noel Coward\ufffds lesser works. What attracted you to doing the campy Peter Ingleton? CF: Julie Andrews. I had a crush on her and Doris Day when I was young. And it was great fun being able to flit about the set in the lightest pair of loafers imaginable. JL: At about this time, you joined the ensemble cast of Londinium for the Hollywood auteur Mike Binder. What was that experience like? CF: One of the best in my life. I\ufffdve admired Mike for a long, long while and it took years to find the perfect material, you know, the perfect script where we could work together and where we both available at the same time. He\ufffds much in demand in Hollyw"}, {"response": 1113, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:27)", "body": "Oh, Karen, I'm dying here. You have definitely taken the cake! Watching the Actor's Studio will never be the same...."}, {"response": 1114, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:39)", "body": "Hey boss...you missed your calling. Brilliant, and we're the lucky recipients. Hey, everybody thanks for another wonderful birthday for ODB *waving to guest- lurkers* Bye-eee \"See your next year.\";-)"}, {"response": 1115, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:40)", "body": "OMG luckily DH went to the video store and I could check in again. Andrea- the glasses and poetry were too funny. Karen - I am at a loss for words-- from horsey ride at 12 to piggy ride at 33 to action star at 41-- WOW!! What a life, I'm ready to channel Ralph Edwards. But wait, Drool has its own Karen the Kronicler, Ralph isn't needed. Krikey!!! Tress- love that 'Bacon bit' and captions(he'll never live down the hats IMHO)"}, {"response": 1116, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:54)", "body": "One more part to go...I can see the end of the tunnel..."}, {"response": 1117, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:55)", "body": "THE STAGE BECKONS!! DEAR COLIN, Maybe to honor your adopted country, you should try La Commedia Dell'Arte. You could be Il Dottore. Uh!Oh! May need permission from LD for that one. Well, if that doesn't work, you can always return to the fastidious, stalkerish Temple of Drool. No, not as Missouri Jones, but as the Sacred Monkey. He gets to wear a mask, too. Just look at all that hair AND you get to minister to all the droolers."}, {"response": 1118, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:03)", "body": "A classic day all 'round! Brilliant! And still waiting to see Karen bring home the finale! To sleep? Perchance to dream! Ay there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.. The \"highlight reel\" will be a good one tonight, thank you creative ladies of Drool!"}, {"response": 1119, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:12)", "body": "Moments I am thankful for this year....(in no particular order!) The nose wrangling the clean phase.... watching him think...and think some more... Mikimushimoto!!! Thanks for a great year Colin! And thank you fellow Drooleurs for the fellowship!!"}, {"response": 1120, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:32)", "body": "Thanks to all for a great party. Tress: It's the nose wrangling that gave me a great final, (well, almost final) laugh Karen: Also waiting for Bernard's questionnaire and the responses. You've outdone yourself......again! Everyone: Laughs, out loud and mentally, again, this year. And finally, to Colin: Best wishes until next year. Just keep 'em coming. This humble, devoted member of the fan base thinks, in the end, \"It's all good...\""}, {"response": 1121, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:42)", "body": "Back from Commercial Break JL: Your next role as Dr. Wilhelm Stuckhart in the HBO movie Conspiracy would bring you many accolades, including your first nomination for an Emmy. Are you the type of actor who is intrinsically against awards or honors of this nature and all the Hollywood glitz and glamour associated with them? CF: No, why do you ask? JL: You didn\ufffdt attend the Emmys. CF: Well, it had been called off and rescheduled several times and I\ufffdd taken such a drubbing on my airlines tickets that I couldn\ufffdt chance it again. Besides, I approached having to meet Joan Rivers on the Red Carpet with severe trepidation. I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife. JL: You then returned to the classics for a British star-studded remake of The Importance of Being Earnest. (shows clip of Jack walking down London street) That production had all the big names: Dame Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Rupert Everett and Reese Witherspoon. Weren\ufffdt you afraid that people would compare it with the 1952 version that is considered a classic. CF: Classic, schmassic. Does anybody complain when Hamlet is done fifteen times a year? Our market research indicated that nobody under the age of 50 even knew about the other movie and that a new, glorious widescreen version was very timely. The carriage chases were inserted to ensure relevancy to today\ufffds youth. JL: You worked very closely with Dame Judi for the second time. What have you learned from her? CF: Mainly how to construct the absolute best practical jokes. The woman is a pistol. JL: This was also your second pairing with Rupert Everett, with whom you starred early on in your careers in Another Country. How had you changed? CF: Workwise, he was still a flaming queen, but personally, he\ufffds mellowed with age. Then again, so have I. Once I was a Rebel Without a Cause and now I have several, or at least my mother has several that she loans out to me. JL: Tell us about Hope Springs, based on a novel by the same author as The Graduate. What did you set out to achieve? (shows clip from movie) CF: I thought we were doing a Station Agent type movie: a stranger comes to town, meets up with some colorful characters, becomes involved in their lives and pulls them out from the ruts they were in. Unfortunately, everyone seemed to think it was a generic romantic comedy. The focus groups were a complete failure. I don\ufffdt know if they even showed it to the right people. But they\ufffdre supposed to be the experts. JL: Again you were paired with Minnie Driver. CF: Yes, she\ufffds such a marvel and I\ufffdm really one of the few actors tall enough to work with her. JL: After What a Girl Wants, where you were finally able to break out as a dancer, you took on the serious role of a painter once again \ufffd actually for the fourth time \ufffd this time the famous Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer in a brilliant adaptation of Tracy Chevalier\ufffds novel Girl With a Pearl Earring. (shows clip) What special ways did you prepare for this role? CF: Naturally I had fitting for my wig. There was no possibility I was going to be able to grow my own hair, so I was forced to endure wig hell. JL: Did you go to the museums to see Vermeer\ufffds actual works and study the techniques of painting? CF: Well, yes, I did go to view a number of the paintings but left most of the \ufffdarty\ufffd stuff up to Peter. That\ufffds more his thing, his background. Aside from the mechanics of learning to grind pigment, there really wasn\ufffdt a chance in hell that I could fake being a real painter of the likes of a Vermeer. It\ufffds not like I was Ed Harris or something, doing Pollock! I mostly stood in corner, brooded, and watched the others. That was where Peter wanted me. JL: You also worked another huge ensemble piece for Britain foremost writer of romantic comedies, Richard Curtis, in his directorial debut with Love Actual. Your story about a writer whose girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother resonated with many in the audience. You then went on to the South of France, where you fell in love with your Portuguese cleaning woman, while neither is able to communicate with the other. Tell us about that. CF: The great thing about Love Actually is that it didn\ufffdt matter if I was crap, actually. because of all the other stories and actors in the cast. It was a few weeks\ufffd work and partially made up for not being in the cast of Gosford Park. But it was a much bigger hit at the box office. JL: And here we come to up to your latest project, Trauma, in which you\ufffdve paired with Marc Evans again. CF: We\ufffdve a fairly consistent positive vibe coming from this, even though it is trying to break out of the horror genre mold. This was probably the most demanding acting job I\ufffdve done in, well, some time. JL: What did you find the most demanding? CF: Well, I had to be covered with ants. Only for Marc would I do such a thing. * * * * * JL: And now, Les Questions 'boullion de culture' de the great Peabo Bryson (said in phony chevalier French accent): What is your favo"}, {"response": 1122, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:51)", "body": "JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade ROTFLMAO! Every question and answer was perfection!! Okay...I can't pick a favorite bit cuz I'd have to repost the whole damn thing! GAHHHHH!!! But finally.... finally ....the true nature of Colin's jollyhose revealed!!! Thank you Karen! Was fantastic!!!"}, {"response": 1123, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:53)", "body": "You could be Il Dottore. Uh!Oh! May need permission from LD for that one. LOL! Peggy, you catch on fast. ;-) Thanks for a great year Colin! And thank you fellow Drooleurs for the fellowship!! Nose wrangling and Mushimoko especially. What would some of us (notice did not use oui) do without the hilarity of those pics. Hey, where are the all the nice birthday wishes? Just because there's a theme, you do what you want. Everyone marches to the beat of their own maracas!"}, {"response": 1124, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:58)", "body": "\"YOU HAVE A FIRST CLASS UPGRADE\" AT THE PEARLY GATES. ROTFLMAO!!!! KAREN, I CANNOT IMAGINE HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO PUT THIS TOGETHER. WONDERFUL,FUNNY, DEAD-ON HUMOR. DO YOU WRITE FOR ANY COMICS????"}, {"response": 1125, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:09)", "body": "(Tress) The \"It\" Girl: \"He says he is afraid of elevators...I don't think I really understand him at all. I keep hoping he'll get over that...\" *snort* Hysterically funny, especially birthday greeting from fellow CM, the Huge Gnat - just catching up here"}, {"response": 1126, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:16)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1127, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:17)", "body": "Touche, Karen, your monkey painter beat my monkey painter, especially in the caption category. You do have a gift for words. Such fantastic fun!"}, {"response": 1128, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:22)", "body": "So do do you, Peggy. I had you \"pegged\" from our first emails. ;-) Apologies all around for the many, many typos, but my eyes are fried."}, {"response": 1129, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:33)", "body": "Now that time is winding down for the birthday party, just a final HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! and my thanks to all the creative, funny, intelligent ladies who made this a fantastic birthday party."}, {"response": 1130, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (22:04)", "body": "Oh Karen, you mighty Goddess of the Firth Fellowship. You have outdone yourself my dear and I thank you for the fun and the laughs. A big round of applause to everyone who stopped by to wish Colin birthday cheer. Your wit an humour is what makes this place \"the place\" to be. :-) I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor Off the back! ;-)"}, {"response": 1131, "author": "Eithne", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (22:52)", "body": "Many thanks to the wonderful Ladies of Drool who made this evening fabulous! Y'all are truly talented (and warped, but that's why I loves ya ;-)) And last but not least, Happy Birthday, Colin! I hope it was a great one."}, {"response": 1132, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (22:53)", "body": "OMG Karen, ab-so-lutely out of this world. I think James Lipton should retire--effective immediately!! This Party Rocked...Happy Birthdy Colin Night, Char Monkey."}, {"response": 1133, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:16)", "body": "Still LMAO over your posts Karen! Phenomenal! I just came in to wish Colin a very Happy Birthday and partake of some cake he was offering and refreshment And to drop off this commemorative pic of us all celebrating at the temple of drool (Actually, I just really liked the pic! :)) What a great great party everyone!!! Thanks so much!!"}, {"response": 1134, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:25)", "body": "Just got home v. v. late. Collapsed in a chair in front of my computer . . and caught up with everything. Brava girls! I know and the party is over . . .and all jokes aside . . Darling . .I hope you did have a lovely birthday . . . Will be sending you Metro Gal love and all the iggy I can muster for you . . . Till next year. . ."}, {"response": 1135, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:43)", "body": "I\ufffdm a bit late for the party, but I\ufffdve been playing\ufffd.and drinking, along at home. ;-) Colin, after our spirited discussion at the SNL party, there was no time left to discuss some of your options for the NY stage once you got that char-monkey off your back. Here are some suggestions\ufffd. You haven\ufffdt been onstage in a VERY long time, so I bet you might be a bit rusty, even nervous in a live performance. And performing on the NY stage is just a *bit* different than the British stage. You might want to check with your old friend for some pointers. Since jumping right on to a Broadway, or even off-Broadway stage can be quite daunting and nerve wracking\ufffd.even more so than doing SNL and you don\ufffdt want to end up like Daniel Day Lewis, do you?\ufffd\ufffdmany actors/performers hone their craft with street performances. You get the rush from performing in front of a live audience without the pressure of making people happy who paid $75 - $100 a ticket. You don\ufffdt actually get a salary, but the tips can add up if they like you. It would be a good place to see how well your air guitar lessons are paying off, too. Although the Hamlet thing didn\ufffdt quite work out before, I think visiting the home of the Shakespearean drama might be inspiring if you want to delve into the classics again. Shakespeare in the Park is always a summer favorite here. Maybe taking a role in an established work might be the way to go, too. You can just slip right in to a play which has already been reviewed, saving you from potential skewering by The NY Times, so you can make the role your own. If you\ufffdre feeling a bit more confident, you might want to go all out for a one man show. And they\ufffdre always popular with the Tony award committee. Adding your own musical numbers can only make you stand out, though I suspect in this instance, air guitar may not be the way to go. You can put that cute little ditty from TIOBE in your show. If you really want to go for broke, try vaudeville. Hasn\ufffdt been in the forefront around here in years and years, though. Oh wait, there was some sort of show here a couple of years ago with a couple of British comedians in the vein of Morcambe and Wise, directed by your fellow conspiracist While that show had a rotating guest star every night, such as Roger Moore, John Lithgow, Kevin Kline, it didn\ufffdt last very long. Ok, maybe I\ufffdll rethink that suggestion."}, {"response": 1136, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:57)", "body": "Happy 44th! I hope you had a great day, Colin, and enjoyed your party as much as I did! I wish all good things to come your way....including, and especially, some char-monkey-*less* roles. ;-) See ya in November! I'm sure we can find something to chat about again. I'll be brushing up on a variety of British culture trivia this time, so I'll be ready for you. ;-)"}, {"response": 1137, "author": "BonnieR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (00:37)", "body": "Well, I know I'm a bit tardy, but my power has only just now been restored(sweltering heat and humidity drains your energy)...while I am in the midst of preparing for the next tropical onslaught. Good thing there was plenty of food and drinks(it really is pretty bare pickins'down here)-so refreshing, as Caroline Bingley would say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! MAY YOUR 44TH YEAR BRING PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN \"FAME TO YOUR NAME\". REMEMBER, TO GAIN NOTORIETY YA' GOTTA CHANGE YOUR PRIORITY. (use your imagination and pretend that atually rhymes) Follow the guidelines sent to you with love by your devoted drooleurs and you're sure to GET THAT CHAR MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK!"}, {"response": 1138, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (04:50)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1139, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (05:02)", "body": "I'm very late reading all these fantastic posts, just wanted to say a big LOL and well done"}, {"response": 1140, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (05:25)", "body": "I've just come back to these posts after a good nights sleep!!!!!.Glad to see you kept partying!!!!! Well done Karen you must be exhausted and well done everyone else!(sore heads all round I expect!)"}, {"response": 1141, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (09:28)", "body": "Bravo, Ladies, Bravo! You all provided me with one of the best days I can remember in quite some time. I am humbled to be amidst your witty, artistic, and technologally astute presence. (Where do you all learn how to make the computer do that stuff??) Here's looking forward to another great year of drooling and fellowship. Happy 44th Birthday, Colin!!!"}, {"response": 1142, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (09:30)", "body": "And after my next cup of coffee, I'll learn how to spell 'technologically'."}, {"response": 1143, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (10:18)", "body": "What a fantastic party!! After posting my last and then passing out from exhaustion, I knew this had to have been a successful party. I must go back to the beginning to read it all again more carefully. All the new Temple Goddesses and Vestal Virgins did such a wonderful job, contributing to the festivities and making the party just the absolute bestest ever! I'm so impressed with your initiative and wit. And, to the established Drooleurs, with whom I've had a Fellowship for sometime, you all were amazing. \"Hey, hey, we're the Char-Monkeys and people say we're char-monkeying around....\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1144, "author": "janet2", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (19:29)", "body": "Thanks to everyone for their wonderful contributions. And especially to Karen for your Actors' Studio Interview.LOL!!"}, {"response": 1145, "author": "mari", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (23:08)", "body": "CF: I believe only one. We had to get it right the first time as they didn\ufffdt have much extra money. In fact, we had to do our own makeup. Hee hee, I *love* that you got Playmaker in. Thanks to Kathryn for the shower pic.:-) I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor Yes, \"your name is all over this role.\" :-( I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife \"Honey, lemme give ya the name of my plastic surgeon. You can get that thing removed, ya know.\" Once I was a Rebel Without a Cause and now I have several, or at least my mother has several that she loans out to me. Pfft! The focus groups were a complete failure Mr. Marketing Maven . . . there really wasn\ufffdt a chance in hell that I could fake being a real painter of the likes of a Vermeer. It\ufffds not like I was Ed Harris or something, doing Pollock! LMAO! JL: What sound or noise do you love? CF: Cha-ching JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade Perfect! Bravo, Karen, this was brilliant! I could have highlighted the whole thing. This one needs to become a perennial birthday re-posting!:-) Thanks for the great laughs. Thanks to everyone for making this such a fun party, the best one yet, I think. Loved hearing from our veterans, who make me laugh all year long, and so glad the newbies have jumped right in and made themselves at home. And Happy Birthday, Colin! Keep having them, ODB, they're not to be missed!:-)"}, {"response": 1146, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (23:32)", "body": "One of my favorites: \"What's your favorite curse word?\" \"Hugh Grant\" Wonderful!"}, {"response": 1147, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (10:00)", "body": "I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife (Mari) \"Honey, lemme give ya the name of my plastic surgeon. You can get that thing removed, ya know.\" That was especially for Ev. ;-) \"What's your favorite curse word?\" \"Hugh Grant\" LOL! That's what started me off. Could kick myself. Too much work. Am going to have to go back and correct all my typos and missing words, especially in Part 4. It's obvious that it was a rush job. Oh well, you all got the idea. It wasn't perfect."}, {"response": 1148, "author": "BonnieR", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (10:22)", "body": "I was ROTFLOL .... loved it! So clever and utilized so much material and ODB earnest demeanor. Wonderful! I enjoyed everyone's scenarios and was thrilled to find sushi and exotic drinks! The party was terrrifc!"}, {"response": 1149, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (16:31)", "body": "September 10 was the second biggest day ever on drool. Second in user log ins only to May 15, 2002. Here are the stats showing date and number of log ins. Wed May 15: 12393 2002 Fri Sep 10: 12147 2004 Wed Sep 10: 11543 2003 Fri Feb 13: 11210 2004 Fri May 17: 11032 2002 Fri Sep 20: 11003 2002 Sun May 19: 10793 2002 Sat May 18: 10775 2002 Mon Feb 23: 10693 2004 Tue May 14: 10519 2002"}, {"response": 1150, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (17:27)", "body": "Hmmmm. Wonder what happened on May 15th,2002 that we got so many hits. Wasn't that around the TIOBE time. When Lora and Dorine went to the premiere? Thanks Terry."}, {"response": 1151, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (17:31)", "body": "That's funny, I was looking at that, too, and came to that conclusion."}, {"response": 1152, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (17:41)", "body": "Sheech, I'm glad Drool is private and I don't have over twelve thousand log-ins reading the drivel I post."}, {"response": 1153, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (20:00)", "body": "Twelve thousand log-ins?? That's pretty amazing. Even if you figure the core posters logging in about 20 times each that day (about what I did), that's still a lot of un-accounted for lurkers. Hmmm..I had no idea. Yes, Evelyn, I too, will have to clean up my act."}, {"response": 1154, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (21:51)", "body": "We've had over 9 million logins since the year 2000."}, {"response": 1155, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (22:21)", "body": "We've had over 9 million logins since the year 2000. Terry is that for firth.com only?"}, {"response": 1156, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (09:29)", "body": "That's total logins."}, {"response": 1157, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (11:55)", "body": "Since I've no talent for poetry or song lyrics, this one's been running through my head for days now and would've been great for the birthday party. A little Pink Floyd seemed appropriate, given that \"brick\" campaign under way. ;-) We don\ufffdt need no stinking Oscar We don\ufffdt need no stinking Bafta [...] Hey, people, leave that char-monkey alone! Or Afternoon Delight (because of Dorine's posting of the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys) Char-monkeys in flight Afternoon delight"}, {"response": 1158, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (14:58)", "body": "(Evelyn)Hmmmm. Wonder what happened on May 15th,2002 that we got so many hits. Wasn't that around the TIOBE time. When Lora and Dorine went to the premiere . LOL, Ok you asked for it: Monday, May 13, 2002;-)One of my most favorite days, here."}, {"response": 1159, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (15:27)", "body": "ROTFL!! I told Evelyn last night that you of all people would know the exact date!! LOL!! ;-D"}, {"response": 1160, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (16:15)", "body": "(Linda) Monday, May 13, 2002;-)One of my most favorite days, here. Is that your Drool anniversary? Sweet:-))"}, {"response": 1161, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 14, 2004 (04:50)", "body": "(Evelyn)Is that your Drool anniversary? No, I arrived here in March of 2002. It was the day of Dorine's tutorial of how to crash an afterpary;-) Very sweet!"}, {"response": 1162, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 14, 2004 (07:35)", "body": "Yep, that's me! Professor of the \"Dark Arts\". unplugged conference Main Menu"}]}, {"num": 4, "subject": "<A HREF=\"http://www.colinfirth.com\">http://www.colinfirth.com</A>", "response_count": 1845, "posts": [{"response": 1, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  1, 1998 (20:48)", "body": "Indeed Terry! Simply marvelous! Ladies, let us have his birthday party here! Mark your calendars: September 10. What will you bring? And ...what is your gift? I will bring the champagne, Don Perignon Vintage 1982, lots and lots of it! I need more time to think about my gift."}, {"response": 2, "author": "Arami", "date": "Wed, Sep  2, 1998 (20:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 3, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (00:38)", "body": "speechless, eh?"}, {"response": 4, "author": "sofie", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (01:05)", "body": "Arami speechless? Never! I'd like to bring some Godiva chocolates...they go well with Dom Perignon."}, {"response": 5, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (01:19)", "body": "I shall look forward to this. Can't think of anything to bring right now, maybe some smoked salmon."}, {"response": 6, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (12:26)", "body": "Speechless? Moi? Nevah... Just having second thoughts..."}, {"response": 7, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (15:59)", "body": "Let's by all means have your first, Arami! :-) Hallo, I was away for a while and had several surprises on coming back. This was a good one. Nan stepping down was a bad one, I'm still in shock. I'll try to come back here for the birthday party, but since I'll leave for Toronto on the very day, I can't be sure. I'll have to think up a present."}, {"response": 8, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  3, 1998 (20:01)", "body": "Let's by all means have your first, Arami! :-) I tried, dear, but apparently they were unprintable... ;-)"}, {"response": 9, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (06:41)", "body": "Hmmmm...great champagne and chocolates...I'll bring excellent strawberries, cherries, and creme fraiche."}, {"response": 10, "author": "wer", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (06:46)", "body": "party, party, party!!!"}, {"response": 11, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (13:37)", "body": "( Cheryle) .I'll bring excellent strawberries, cherries, and creme fraiche. Colin told Bridget that Creme Brulee was his favorite dessert...maybe you could include that too, Cheryle. As a good Scotsman Colin must like Haggis....I'll bring some of that and Oatmeal Cakes to accompany it.!!! Better bring lots of champagne...Moon. We'll need it to wash down the Haggis! :-)"}, {"response": 12, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (16:01)", "body": "Colin is not Scottish."}, {"response": 13, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (17:27)", "body": "( Arami) Colin is not Scottish I know he was born in England, but I assumed he has Scottish heritage from his interview in the US VOGUE, Sept. 1997 P. 494 when he says: \" I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,\"..... \" I am a Scots eccentric\"..... Whatever......:-)"}, {"response": 14, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (18:18)", "body": "Okay, my sister is due to have a baby on Sept. 9, but she will hold out for the 10th of Sept:) Keep your fingers crossed:) I'm going to be an auntie and Colin is going to be 38:) hee hee."}, {"response": 15, "author": "terry", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (18:46)", "body": "Does Colin know about this board?"}, {"response": 16, "author": "nan", "date": "Fri, Sep  4, 1998 (20:41)", "body": "(Terry) Does Colin know about this board? Oh, I certainly hope not. There have been somethings said here that I'm sure he wouldn't find very funny. On the other hand, we hope to make the new page something he would not be ashamed to show his mother ;-p You know, more about his career and less about his chocolate puddles ;-)"}, {"response": 17, "author": "patas", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (02:15)", "body": "impossible! :-) For that he'll have to go to some of the other pages in the web..."}, {"response": 18, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (08:28)", "body": "Nan, is it really the chocolate pools to come to your mind first? And I thought I knew you a bit! :-D Speaking of chokkies (sp?): I think I will bring some cans of English beer to the party and call for a pizza. :-p Terry: I don't think - hope - he has ever been to Drool (*blush*!), though someone may have told him about. Why do you ask, Terry, are you going to offer him his address as a birthday present? :-)"}, {"response": 19, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (11:26)", "body": "Terry, you can contact his agent in LA, I believe Helen lists his address in the FAQ. Lafn, if indeed he feels Scottish, let him come to the party in a kilt. I would like to take this opportunity to claim the first two dances. Don\ufffdt worry, I will bring plenty of Dom Perignon to the party. Even Bridget will not know what hit her. Laura, as long as its after 6pm. What are you bringing? I see we all need more time to think about his gift! Let\ufffds all just show up with it on the 10th. What do you say?"}, {"response": 20, "author": "nan", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (11:34)", "body": "(Renate) Nan, is it really the chocolate pools to come to your mind first? And I thought I knew you a bit! :-D Of course not, dear. If anything, you know me too well. I was trying to check my usual vulgarity ;-)"}, {"response": 21, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (12:24)", "body": "(Nan)I was trying to check my usual vulgarity missed it again..."}, {"response": 22, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (12:49)", "body": "(Evelyn) I assumed he has Scottish heritage from his interview in the US VOGUE, Sept. 1997 P. 494 when he says: \" I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,\"..... \" I am a Scots eccentric\".... It's that funny way some actors talk... He was referring to his character in The World Of Moss aka My Life So Far."}, {"response": 23, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (17:18)", "body": "I am not the Brideshead Brit I seem,\"..... \" I am a Scots eccentric\".... It's that funny way some actors talk... He was referring to his character in The World Of Moss aka My Life So Far. Not in my hard copy . But the surname Firth....doesn't that conjure Scottish lineage?"}, {"response": 24, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (17:42)", "body": "I always thought Firth was Yorkshire in origin. But I'd put even money on one or more Scottish grandparents. Most Methodist missionaries serving in India were from north of the border.....the Scots always provided good missionaries."}, {"response": 25, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (18:30)", "body": "Firth comes from an Old English word 'frithpe' meaning 'woodland'. It is apparently quite a common name particularly in Lancashire and Yorkshire. The Scottish 'firth' meaning an estuary comes from an Old Norse word for fjord. I would discount any obvious Scottish connection, as people with Scottish ancestry are usually fiercely proud of their roots, while Colin has never made any comment to that effect. Moreover, would you really consider him an eccentric? The article in Vogue speaks of filming, makeup a d Rosemary Harris playing his mother-in-law, all in the same paragraph as Evelyn's quote above - so it quite clearly appears to refer to the film, at least in my hard copy. :-)"}, {"response": 26, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep  5, 1998 (22:02)", "body": ", would you really consider him an eccentric? Definitely not.....but I didn't say he was....I was quoting the article. so it quite clearly appears to refer to the film, at least in my hard copy. :-) I would discount any obvious Scottish connection... Man, that's like in your opinion....man.....:-)"}, {"response": 27, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (00:15)", "body": "Cool background. Note to TeamFirth. Meet in 'projects' to ask/answer questions regarding the pending website."}, {"response": 28, "author": "heide", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (09:12)", "body": "Who is TeamFirth? What have I missed? And I thought I was all caught up."}, {"response": 29, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (09:53)", "body": "Man, that's like in your opinion....man.....:-) Or as Nan is fond of saying.... \"If we all agreed....we would have nothing to talk about\" :-)"}, {"response": 30, "author": "nan", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (13:30)", "body": "(Terry) Cool background. Thanks. I like it ;-) Meet in 'projects' to ask/answer questions regarding the pending website. Will do."}, {"response": 31, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (16:00)", "body": "(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? I'm part of it. After Terry took us by surprise with this domain site and a date someone had to create and upload something.... that's what we organize. Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Only rules: such a page should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval :-) ), and make sure you don't violate copyright, i.e. if you use pictures or articles found on other pages get the permission to do so."}, {"response": 32, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (16:57)", "body": "(Evelyn) Or as Nan is fond of saying.... \"If we all agreed....we would have nothing to talk about\" :-) Yes, blame Nan now... But I think that even Nan won't advocate disagreeing about obvious facts... ;-)"}, {"response": 33, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:15)", "body": "But I think that even Nan won't advocate disagreeing about obvious facts... ;-) Hey...what facts? I read it one way....you read it another. Duh........:-)"}, {"response": 34, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:28)", "body": "projects is the place for details, like asking me to set permissions on directories and other techy stuff. Renate, Arami, Myretta and Nan are Team Firth. Unless I misunderstand (if I did, please correct me). All these folks have accounts on the http://www.firth.com or http://www.colinfirth.com website and can place content there."}, {"response": 35, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:31)", "body": "(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? I'm part of it. After Terry took us by surprise with this domain site and a date someone had to create and upload something.... that's what we organize. Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Only rules: such a page should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval :-) ), and make sure you don't violate copyright, i.e. if you use pictures or articles found on other pages get the permission to do so."}, {"response": 36, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (17:57)", "body": "(Heide) Who is TeamFirth? Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. I was going to volunteer to rotate his tires, change the oil or regap his sparkplugs! ;-D I"}, {"response": 37, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (18:27)", "body": "(Renate) should be fit to be seen by Colin Firth himself (it helps to imagine you actually have to get his approval. A happy thought indeed! PEACE & LOVE to Team Firth."}, {"response": 38, "author": "nan", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (19:13)", "body": "(Evelyn) Hey...what facts? I read it one way....you read it another. LOL! You say tomato, huh? ;-p (Terry) Renate, Arami, Myretta and Nan are Team Firth. Unless I misunderstand (if I did, please correct me). Nope, you got it. :-) (Karen) Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. I was going to volunteer to rotate his tires, change the oil or regap his sparkplugs! ;-D Sorry babe, that's my job. It was the inducement they used to get me back on the team ;-p"}, {"response": 39, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (21:33)", "body": "Sorry babe, that's my job. It was the inducement they used to get me back on the team ;-p OK, send me a team jacket (with all the sponsor logos) then."}, {"response": 40, "author": "nan", "date": "Sun, Sep  6, 1998 (21:56)", "body": "(Karen) OK, send me a team jacket (with all the sponsor logos) then. Do you want the one with the 2 chocolate puddles on the back or the one with the embroidered ticker and dangler on the breast? ;-p"}, {"response": 41, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (05:32)", "body": "(Evelyn) Creme Brulee was his favorite dessert...maybe you could include that too Consider it done. Oh, and somebody who hasn't signed up yet should bring the birthday cake. Maybe somebody who can post a picture of it after she's designed it, with all the candles? He/we don't have to eat too much of it, but let's give him a chance to make a birthday wish. (wer) party, party, party!!! Great--so the whole extended family is coming! :-) (Karen) Too bad, it sounded like a pitcrew at the Indy 500. Yeah, I like it ;-) (Renate) I don't think - hope - he has ever been to Drool (*blush*!) (Nan) somethings said here that I'm sure he wouldn't find very funny. Or tasteful or comforting or accurate or sane. But at least we don't BOTHER him with them. (Moon Dreams) let him come to the party in a kilt. I would like to take this opportunity to claim the first two dances. Don't you love a guy in a kilt? To Team Firth:(Uh-oh. Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Moon Dreams) we all need more time to think about his gift. Let\ufffds all just show up with it on the 10th. What do you say? Good idea. Don\ufffdt worry, I will bring plenty of Dom Perignon to the party. Even Bridget will not know what hit her. Good. I won't arrive till after 23:00 EST, so I don't want it to be all gone ;-) I will send the Creme Brulee, strawberries, etc. ahead so you will all have them. And not to worry--I don't think Bridget ever knows what hit her, so you can probably just give her water. Does anybody know the time he was born? Then we can go to one of those astrology sites and see that his Moon is in XXX, etc. Maybe someone's already done his chart. Just seems appropriate at a birthday party."}, {"response": 42, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (07:54)", "body": "Colin is a Virgo with the moon in Taurus. We would need the time of his birth for his ascendant. Cheryle, I am so happy to see you in such a party mood as myself! Yes, I think men in kilts are very sexy. Love the birthday cake idea! Nan and Karen you always make me LOL!"}, {"response": 43, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (12:40)", "body": "Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question."}, {"response": 44, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (12:49)", "body": "(Laura)Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question. because those four (TeamFirth) can?..."}, {"response": 45, "author": "terry", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (12:53)", "body": "Because this is *the* website for CF?"}, {"response": 46, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (13:11)", "body": "Ladies,Cheryle has inspired me to do Colin\ufffds astrological chart (thanks to my extensive library), so for you who might be interested: Sun in Virgo Moon in Taurus Mercury in Virgo Venus in Libra Mars in Gemini Jupiter in Saggitarious Saturn in Capricorn Uranus in Leo Neptune in Scorpio Pluto in Virgo In the Chinese calendar he was born a RAT. Terry, have you contacted Colin\ufffds agent in LA? I\ufffdm certain they will wish to know of the web site. Looking forward to Sept. 10th. Laura, what a question!!!"}, {"response": 47, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (13:29)", "body": "(CherlE) (Uh-oh. Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) What makes you say that?"}, {"response": 48, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (13:41)", "body": "(Laura) Why does this man need yet another web site? Just a question. Since when are web sites born from necessity? Just an answer. (Terry) Because this is *the* website for CF? Well, I don't know about that. There are some really terrific Colin sites out there. We're just hoping to make this one representative of all Colin fans, not just Drool or Pemberley or the list."}, {"response": 49, "author": "heide", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (14:06)", "body": "(Renate) Any suggestions what to do with the new domain? Anyone out there who wants to, and knows how to put together a page by herself please contact me. Nan or somebody else still to be named will upload the html files and pictures. Looks like I'll just be sitting on the sidelines for this, feeling very guilty of course. Not having the know-how or the hardware for such a task as TeamFirth is putting together, I can only be a cheerleader. Like Cheryl, I'd like to know Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future? With his name \"officially\" on it, I just feel the need to be more restrained. I'd never want him to see our other topics. (Nan) We're just hoping to make this one representative of all Colin fans, not just Drool or Pemberley or the list. Then we'd definitely have to be more restrained. I think there are people out there who don't necessarily care for our degree of enthusiasm for certain facets of his charms. Or who don't see the joke. Still, I thank Terry for reserving this domain for \"us\". What, if anything can those of us not on TeamFirth do to help?"}, {"response": 50, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (15:09)", "body": "Moon Dreams what about us Aries??? you left us out. I know I can provoke, tease etal:)"}, {"response": 51, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (15:53)", "body": "(Heide) What, if anything can those of us not on TeamFirth do to help? Suggestions are welcome, honey. But, for the time being (because of the time constraints) we are just trying to get things together. Once the page is up, then certainly let us know if there is something you think might be an interesting addition."}, {"response": 52, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (15:53)", "body": "Laura dear, I myself have Aries moon but the above is really his natal chart. I have the books, so you see you will have to chose another topic with which to provoke and tease me."}, {"response": 53, "author": "patas", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (18:36)", "body": "(heide) we'd definitely have to be more restrained Oh dear... Not that I'm one of the less restrained (by nature, not option), I so love the spontaneity that I'm afraid will be lost. Aren't there enough serious sites around, as in the Friends of Firth and the like? Do you think he goes ther more often than here, and enjoys it more? Would you? But if you're worried, had you better not ask him? Through his agent, or whatever?"}, {"response": 54, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (19:24)", "body": "I'm sorry to be a bit confused. The new website at www.colinfirth.com will not necessarily be linked with Drool, will it? I thought the web site was to be a general informational site about Colin and that we would still be free to carry on our dialogues here at the Spring without added restraint. I agree that the ColinFirth site should be something he could access without embarrassment (and I would not want him or his agent to ever read some of the things I've posted in the past). Oh the shame :-)"}, {"response": 55, "author": "nan", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (19:43)", "body": "(Gi) But if you're worried, had you better not ask him? Through his agent, or whatever? Now, now...sister, calm yourself ;-) It's just a fan page and, other than having a link to this Conference, has nothing to do with the conversations here. Don't let it put a damper on your enthusiasm. (Jana) I thought the web site was to be a general informational site about Colin and that we would still be free to carry on our dialogues here at the Spring without added restraint. You are absolutely correct, Jana ;-) And, for getting the right answer you get a prize! ;-p"}, {"response": 56, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  7, 1998 (21:11)", "body": "Nan, speaking of prizes, I'm still thinking about my choice of team jackets. But don't you think the embroidered ticker and dangler might look better on a modified humpy hat? ;-D"}, {"response": 57, "author": "nan", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (08:25)", "body": "(Karen) But don't you think the embroidered ticker and dangler might look better on a modified humpy hat? ;-D I was thinking something more along the lines of baseball caps, but humpy hats would certainly be more appropriate. Hmmmm, I imagine something as...well, humpy, as the humpy hat might get in the way of one's duties. To get them out of the way we'd have to fold them up and stick them under our arms, giving a whole new meaning to the term \"pitcrew\" ;-p"}, {"response": 58, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (16:11)", "body": "but humpy hats would certainly be more appropriate. Would someone pl. describe a humpy hat to me?"}, {"response": 59, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (17:55)", "body": "(Nan) as the humpy hat might get in the way of one's duties. Nevah!! Just turn them on their sides...a more homey approach to humpy hat wearing. :) (Evelyn) Would someone pl. describe a humpy hat to me? Since Nan's officially back in school, I'll put you out of your misery. However, Nan IS the Keeptress of the humpy hat. It's the hat Darcy is wearing when the Bingley party alights from the carriage to go to the Meryton Assembly. Some people say it's a bicorn or tricorn type hat. I know someone shall correct me if I am wrong."}, {"response": 60, "author": "Arami", "date": "Tue, Sep  8, 1998 (19:10)", "body": "Bicorn - i.e. two-horned, vaguely like Napoleon's hat. Part of a Regency gentleman's formal evening attire. Rarely worn: usually held under arm, folded flat."}, {"response": 61, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (12:41)", "body": "And often called (around here) \"Incroyable\""}, {"response": 62, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (14:51)", "body": "Ladies, just walked in the door, I have bought Colin's gift! See you all tomorrow. Wishing the best to Team Firth for the grand opening. Party, party, party!"}, {"response": 63, "author": "KitchenManager", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (15:25)", "body": "oh, yeah, one more time... Party, party, party!"}, {"response": 64, "author": "Renata", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (17:41)", "body": "Classic actors votes Go and take a look at the result ..... make haste!!! make haste!!!"}, {"response": 65, "author": "Renata", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (18:08)", "body": "It's midnight now in the UK - and it looks as if I am the first one to congratulate... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, C O LIN FIRTH!"}, {"response": 66, "author": "Arami", "date": "Wed, Sep  9, 1998 (20:10)", "body": "Ditto ;-) (I'm shy...)"}, {"response": 67, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (02:27)", "body": "Happy birthday! When the heck does the site open anyway? It's past 0 hour in most States :-) I'm leaving now, call you back from Toronto!"}, {"response": 68, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (07:24)", "body": "Colin, I wish you a very happy birthday! I wanted to share my love of music with you, so I hope you enjoy my gift. The complete Waterboys collection, Keith Jarrett\ufffds \ufffdStaircase\ufffd and \ufffdThe Vienna Concert\ufffd and Jeff Buckley\ufffds \ufffdGrace\ufffd. Now, I would like to claim the first two dances."}, {"response": 69, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (07:29)", "body": "Three Deers and company, Love Colin's picture. Looking forward to more!"}, {"response": 70, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (15:26)", "body": "CONGRATULATIONS NAN, The website is brilliant.....What a nice gift for Colin. We are all v. proud of you. Lots to celebrate today.:-)) (But now that we are part of the official webring.... we shall have to behave :-) )"}, {"response": 71, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (17:21)", "body": "WHERE's THE PARTY???"}, {"response": 72, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (17:32)", "body": "Happy birthday Colin! Love those fireworks! What a great tribute to a fine actor."}, {"response": 73, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (18:09)", "body": "Congrats to TeamFirth......I love the cartoons! And Happy Birthday Colin! Where's the party? I think the glare of the public spotlight has put us all very much on our best behaviour......maybe we should celebrate by taking afternoon tea. :-)"}, {"response": 74, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (19:00)", "body": "...or a cold shower... ;-D"}, {"response": 75, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (20:31)", "body": "I'd say everyone's out dancing in the streets...or attending their own *private* parties."}, {"response": 76, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (20:54)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN AND MANY MORE!"}, {"response": 77, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (21:32)", "body": "There's plenty of champagne left, but the haggis is all gone. The creme brulee looks yummy. Eat up everyone! Arami, you can come in now. Wo ist du Renate? Laura, did your sister have the baby?"}, {"response": 78, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (21:40)", "body": "Hallo ladies, cheers from Toronto! I really can't stay but I've btought some flowers... Have fun! Just saw The Site - congrats! And again - HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!"}, {"response": 79, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Thu, Sep 10, 1998 (23:59)", "body": "Well, it's still the 10th on the west coast, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! The web site looks fantastic! Team Firth did a fabulous job."}, {"response": 80, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (00:27)", "body": "Totally, totally, totally awesome. A deep bow to each of you."}, {"response": 81, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (02:03)", "body": "I'm sorry I missed the festivities, but glad Moon Dreams was there to receive the Creme Brulee etc. I was out of town and became ill :-( I am in awe of the how much came together so quickly, and the fireworks are perfect. I had the wine shop deliver my present directly: a great Italian wine (1988 Gaja Barbaresco) in honor of L. and a fabulous Bordeaux (1995 Leoville-Las-Cases, St. Julien) in honor of, um, anybody we know who\ufffds been in Bordeaux when C has. Moon Dreams, I should have given him The Koln Concert! BTW, what does the rest of his chart mean ? I'm a double Libra, on the cusp of Virgo, so I have a clue about part of his chart, but what can you tell us? Moon in Taurus would interest us, yes? What about the Capricorn? Nan, Terry, Team Firth: What happens on this board from now on? (me)Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Nan)What makes you say that? Subsequent discussion has pretty much cleared it up for me, I think. There might be more traffic because we\ufffdre linked to our G-rated site, which is linked to others in the Ring. However, the boards are still PG-R rated."}, {"response": 82, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (11:11)", "body": "The party was great fun, the fireworks were unexpected but so beautiful. We must do it again next year. Dear Cheryle, we seem to have similar tastes in music as well as wine. I suggest you try a 1992 \ufffdPoggio Antico\ufffd Brunello di Montalcino if you get a chance. I was debating whether to give him the \ufffdKoln Concert\ufffd as well!!! The person with the moon in Taurus has a passionate desire for attention and have a strong desire for material success and is also very sensual (as if!), this combined with Virgo who are perfectionists by nature and tend to take care of themselves and are desirous of acquiring knowledge. We get a little in-depth look at his career choices here. Of course the most important thing in one\ufffds chart is the ascendant (your personality), and we don\ufffdt have that because we don\ufffdt know the hour of birth. The most important planets are sun, moon, ascendant , mars and venus, the other ones are relative. I must say you are making me dust off some books I have not looked at in years! You, my dear have a birthday coming up I see. The RAT personality is anxious not to be a failure, the affable, elegant and generous rat lives for today. This animal should never be underestimated. (no, indeed, never!) I hope this helps \ufffdmake out his character\ufffd. There seems to be a bit of Darcy in Colin. (But didn\ufffdt we suspect as much?)"}, {"response": 83, "author": "Renata", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (11:47)", "body": "(CherylE) Nan, Terry, Team Firth: What happens on this board from now on? Bring your knitting stuff - Oh, well, just kidding. :-) No reason why it should be much different. But what happens depends on you all, and on the new host to come - can't we find a way to bully Heide into it? :-)) Also I hope we will get some more lurkers and posters. We - the TeamFirth aka 3Deers - will work on the site as we find the time, and we invite suggestions. What would you like to see on such a page, what is not already on one of the other excellent Firth sites? Ok, that makes it pretty difficult. Be creative! My first suggestion would be to make a separate page for a collection of interesting links which were posted here and spread over the boards, a collection like a kind of custom-made online bookmarks. So, when you surf around, and find something interesting, don't forget to take a note of the link, and post it here with a brief description."}, {"response": 84, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (16:09)", "body": "Hey Nan......Re: \"Reading of the Face\" page........ ...to be followed by a \"Reading of the Hands????? \"Wicked Women of Spring\" ....AKA \"Slurpies of Drool\""}, {"response": 85, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (16:36)", "body": "Strictly best behaviour type suggestion for new site......how clever are you with sound files? CF has a marvellous voice and (special request coming up!) I would love to hear his rendition of Rupert Brooke's \"Oh haven without wave or tide\", which he reads so beautifully in \"The one before last\". Could you perhaps link this to your opening page? O haven without wave or tide, Silence in which all songs have died, O infinite deep I never knew I would come back, Come back to you, Find you as a pool unstirred, Kneel down by you without a word, Lay my head and nothing said In your hands ungarlanded, And a long watch you would keep, and I should sleep, And I should sleep. Enough good taste!! Re \"Reading of the Hands\" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there!"}, {"response": 86, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (17:01)", "body": "definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there! Y'mean never mind the second crease of the inside of the wrist to the longest finger? OK Bethan. Don't be so cryptic.Tell us more of this academic university report. In our new behavior mode, we are terribly scholarly....:-)"}, {"response": 87, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (17:25)", "body": "Oh, no, not another scientific hand measurement report! ;-)"}, {"response": 88, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Fri, Sep 11, 1998 (19:57)", "body": "Sister has not yet had said baby:( But, I think tonight or early tomorrow. She's having contractions:) My first Niece!!! I'll be an auntie for the first time:)"}, {"response": 89, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (10:30)", "body": "(Lizbeth) Re \"Reading of the Hands\" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! It says that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're a very sensual, sexy, etc. etc. person. Just what we needed, another reason to look at Colin's hands!"}, {"response": 90, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (14:58)", "body": "It says that if your ring finger is longer than your index, you're a very sensual, sexy, etc. etc. person. Hey Moon.....my index and ring fingers are the same....what does that mean.? I suppose one could always cut the index fingernail shorter :-) OK Nan....let's have the picture of CF's hands again from FP.....enhanced!"}, {"response": 91, "author": "nan", "date": "Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (19:36)", "body": "(heide) With his name \"officially\" on it, I just feel the need to be more restrained. I'd never want him to see our other topics. Just in case anyone is wondering, this is not an official site--it just happens to have his name. (heide) Then we'd definitely have to be more restrained. I think there are people out there who don't necessarily care for our degree of enthusiasm for certain facets of his charms. Or who don't see the joke. That's true. Personally, I have no shame about drool. It's fun and harmless. I understand that there are those who don't approve of it and that's okay, but it sure as hell isn't going to keep me from doing it. ;-) (Karen) However, Nan IS the Keeptress of the humpy hat. Indeed, I am\ufffdand don't you forget it ladies 'cause I have spies everywhere ;-p (Arami) Bicorn - i.e. two-horned, vaguely like Napoleon's hat. Part of a Regency gentleman's formal evening attire. Rarely worn: usually held under arm, folded flat. As you can see, Arami will be the archivist for cf.com ;-) (Gi) And often called (around here) \"Incroyable\" And not to be confused with INCROYABLE ;-p~~~ (Arami) Ditto ;-) (I'm shy...) Pffft! ;-p (Evelyn) (But now that we are part of the official webring....we shall have to behave :-) ) Hee hee..behave like what? ;-p BTW, we haven't had the chance to join the webring yet\ufffd (bethan) maybe we should celebrate by taking afternoon tea. :-) (arami) ...or a cold shower... ;-D LOL! Now, that's m'girl\ufffd:-D (CherylE)Do we have to behave differently here now, or on the page that will be created in the future?) (Nan)What makes you say that? (CherylE) Subsequent discussion has pretty much cleared it up for me, I think. There might be more traffic because we're linked to our G-rated site, which is linked to others in the Ring. However, the boards are still PG-R rated. Don't let the link to cf.com change the way you choose to speak. Spring has never been a secret among Firthfans. They all know it's here, and some even lurk, even if they don't participate. The link shouldn't make much difference. (renate) Bring your knitting stuff - LOL! (bethan) CF has a marvellous voice and (special request coming up!) I would love to hear his rendition of Rupert Brooke's \"Oh haven without wave or tide\", which he reads so beautifully in \"The one before last\". Could you perhaps link this to your opening page? I think it's a great idea, honey ;-) However, sound files tend to be very large and it would slow up the page. I'll have to play with some more compression programs to see if I can get that file down to a manageable size. Or maybe just take a couple of the lines, rather than the whole thing. Dunno\ufffdgotta play. (bethan) Enough good taste!! Well, that was fast ;-p (bethan) Re \"Reading of the Hands\" there has apparently been some definitive university research published, which concludes that the determining factor is relative proportion of index and ring finger! So there! (Evelyn) Y'mean never mind the second crease of the inside of the wrist to the longest finger? As I've said before, I remain unconvinced ;-)"}, {"response": 92, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (01:30)", "body": "(Nan) You are absolutely correct, Jana ;-) And, for getting the right answer you get a prize! ;-p Oh Nan, I just re-read this and can't believe I've neglected to respond until now. (see post #55). Do I really get the whole Darcy :-)? My heart is all a-flutter."}, {"response": 93, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (04:27)", "body": "(Moon Dreams) the moon in Taurus has a passionate desire for attention...is also very sensual.. That's the part I was thinking of. ;-)"}, {"response": 94, "author": "heide", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (11:00)", "body": "(Jana) Do I really get the whole Darcy :-)? I understand, Jana, that you not only get the whole Darcy but you get the Full Darcy too - an upper class version of the Full Monty but he gets to keep his hat on. Your choice which hat. ;-D"}, {"response": 95, "author": "Arami", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (11:01)", "body": "\"Oh haven without wave or tide\" What an apt way to introduce our new website... ;-)"}, {"response": 96, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (13:21)", "body": "Well, if the length of the poem poses technical problems (which I'm sure you can overcome, ladies!), how about a shorter soundbite........\"Here? Yes, here\" ,\"Can I smoke?\" for example. Any suggestions?"}, {"response": 97, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (20:25)", "body": "The Spring offers a realaudio server, by the way."}, {"response": 98, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (19:04)", "body": "Okay, sister had said baby today four days too late, but I tried:)"}, {"response": 99, "author": "felicia", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (16:12)", "body": "Terry: Because this is *the* website for CF? LOL! Sorry, but I think you guys have a way to go before you can say that. Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") But at least you've made him commercial. So to speak. ;-) www.disney.com"}, {"response": 100, "author": "Arami", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (17:51)", "body": "Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\" And which asylum are you posting from, Felicia?"}, {"response": 101, "author": "nan", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (20:25)", "body": ""}, {"response": 102, "author": "nan", "date": "Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (21:01)", "body": "(\"Felicia\") Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") It doesn't say anything even vaguely like that. Do you honestly think that, if I could get Colin's attention, I'd waste the time by asking him to design a website? Since you just registered at Spring today, I imagine you've done so for the sole purpose of stating your opinion of the site without having to use your real name. *sigh* Everyone is entitled to an opinion."}, {"response": 103, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (07:43)", "body": "fe-lic-i-ty PRO: fE lI sE ti POS: noun INF: felicities DEF: 1. an instance or condition of great happiness; bliss. DEF: 2. a cause or source of great happiness. SYC: delight (2), pleasure (2), delectation, joy (n 2) SIC: enjoyment, elation, jubilation, exhilaration, happiness XWN: enjoyment1(1.00) jubilation1(1.00) exhilaration1(1.00) DEF: 3. a talent for appropriate and pleasing behavior, esp.expression, or a display of this talent: EXA: a felicity of speech. Hmmmmmm. If this were an intelligent joke, then I should think the reading comprehension skills would have been a bit better. At least cleverness makes the time and annoyance somewhat worthwhile :-( BTW, Terry, I've been meaning to comment on the blissful lack of random italicizing. Thanks."}, {"response": 104, "author": "terry", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (07:46)", "body": "It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. It's come a long way in a short time! I said that more as a challenge to Team Firth than as a commentary on the site (which at the time didn't really even exist)."}, {"response": 105, "author": "terry", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (07:46)", "body": "(slippage)"}, {"response": 106, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (21:19)", "body": "Terry...Nan... Point of information ,please. 1. When I invite someone to post on Drool. Which URL do I give.... spring.net and click on Drool...or the spring.net/yapp URL at the top of this page.... 2. When I log in from another computer (library) do I key in this URL\"restricted /read/drool etc and will the dialog box appear asking for my password? Maybe this is listed in a tutorial someplace on Drool. Thanks."}, {"response": 107, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (21:29)", "body": "Addendum: To previous #1 Would you prefer if I routed people through colinfirth.com . Click on spring Discussion board. Lots of options now :-)"}, {"response": 108, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (00:20)", "body": "Evelyn, darling. Use this url please. http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/public/browse/drool/all Then they can either log in or sign up after they go to any topic. And I love it when you say you're inviting folks to post! The dialog box will appear asking for your password when you log in from another computer that's lacking your cookie. And you know what the tres cool url is? OK, give up, it's: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/fifty Try it! Keep sending those lost guys to babes, babe!"}, {"response": 109, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (08:11)", "body": "(Terry) And you know what the tres cool url is? OK, give up, it's: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/fifty Try it! This is cool? OK,..... if you say so, boss. Thanks for all the other directions.I"}, {"response": 110, "author": "Fe1icia", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (21:16)", "body": "ARAMI: And which asylum are you posting from, Felicia? Ah, would that there were a sure asylum, Arami. Forgive my abrupt arrival among you, but after a recent web search I did wonder who had had the, shall we say, enterprise, to turn a man's name into a commercial domain name. Perhaps you shouldn't link your page to your conference? In case others may wonder too and want to express their opinions? MOI: Even if you did get Colin to design it. (Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") NAN: It doesn't say anything even vaguely like that. No, really, that isn't what it means? The way \"designed by\" is so cleverly imposed on his name? And I was so sure. . . . NAN AGAIN: Since you just registered at Spring today, I imagine you've done so for the sole purpose of stating your opinion of the site See above. NAN AGAIN: without having to use your real name. *sigh* Oh, Arami is a real name? And Moon? It helps to know these things. I am Felicia. I did notice, however, that the box for my name when I come here is labeled \"pseudonym\". CHERYLE: fe-lic-i-ty INF: felicities DEF: 1. an instance or condition of great happiness; bliss. Excellent display of dictionary usage. TERRY: It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. I understood that outside talent actually did the creating? MM Design is a member of Spring? My mistake. I will watch with interest to see what it becomes."}, {"response": 111, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (21:31)", "body": "It matters not who does the creating. Or who gets the credit. It's a community effort . . . Team Firth! What a fine group of folks to pour their talents into the project."}, {"response": 112, "author": "Renata", "date": "Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (23:38)", "body": "(Isn't that what it says? \"Designed by Colin?\") The way \"designed by\" is so cleverly imposed on his name? I wonder how this misunderstanding can happen. Felicia is not the first one nor will she be the last one to mistake the domain address. The problem may be that every page looks different depending on your system configuration and software used. Further, someone not knowing us may misinterpret our motivations. So what is it that you see, Felicia, that makes you think we suggest that CF had approved of, let alone contributed to the page, inspite of the disclaimer \"This web site is an independent endeavor, and is not connected to Mr. Colin Firth in any way. It is intended as a tribute to an actor we all admire.\" ? Is it the \"CF\" background pattern? The \".com\" in the domain name? (Would it be any different if it were \"colinfirth.se\" or \"colinfirth.net\"?) IMO it clearly says on the entry page that it was designed by \"MM\" who is one of the most devoted and uncommercial Firthfans you can think of, and I bet you know her page with the inimitable style: Mary Murphy's \"Colin Firth - An Appreciation Page\". Just to clarify: The web space and domain name of colinfirth.com is provided by Spring / Terry. The page is run by the TeamFirth aka 3Deers plus some geeky volunteers. We only use our own collected, snapped and scanned material, or that of friends. Mary was so kind to do the design for us when we were too busy with job/school/private stuff to meet the all-too-close deadline for opening of the page on CF's birthday. I cannot speak for Terry, but for the TeamFirth: this page is an endeavour as uncommercia as any page could be, despite of the \".com\" ending. With the issue \"commercial\" here are some IMO interesting questions raised: To Terry: * To which extend is Spring commercial? Do you make money with it? Or do you intend to? Does it make you rich? Or poor? :-p Terry, perhaps it would be helpful if you could explain your intentions / terms on which you run Spring. If not on this board, perhaps somewhere else. More general considerations inspired by Felicia: * Makes linking to a commercial page the linked page commercial, too? * Is registering a domain.com name commercial in itself even if you run it on a non-commercial basis? * What is commercial on the net? Is putting on a banner to compensate for server cost already commercial? * Would you call my page on AOL commercial, just because AOL makes money with it? I think this could make an interesting discussion."}, {"response": 113, "author": "nan", "date": "Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (12:28)", "body": ""}, {"response": 114, "author": "nan", "date": "Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (12:36)", "body": "Renate, deer your post was terrific. Your statements are both accurate and reasonable--sounds very much like me at the beginning of this whole Firth adventure ;-) However, I've had a long week at school, I have piles of work to do and I am incapable of bullshit. So ladies, pardon my unusual lack of diplomacy but... (\"Felicia\") Forgive my abrupt arrival among you, I could easily forgive the abruptness of your arrival if I felt your intent was something more than just pure provocation. (\"Felicia\") but after a recent web search I did wonder who had had the, shall we say, enterprise, to turn a man's name into a commercial domain name. That would be Terry. He surprised us one day by stating that he had registered the domain. While it is not something we would have thought to do ourselves, we felt that it would be safest in the hands of Firthfans, as we have no desire to profit at Colin's expense. This has all been explained several times before, as I am sure you are aware. And btw, it is not yet listed on any of the search engines, so you could not have found it that way. (\"Felicia\") Perhaps you shouldn't link your page to your conference? In case others may wonder too and want to express their opinions? Nowhere on the site does it say to \"post your opinions at Spring\". In fact, it says to send suggestions or comments via email. Therefore, you are obviously a Firthfan who has heard about the site through the grapevine\ufffdand it's galling you. If you have friendly advice or suggestions for the page then, by all means, email them to me. However, if you only wish to enter our circle in order to state your objections (liberally peppered with sarcasm and wearing your \"Felicia\" mask) then I suggest you find a kind ed spirit and do it in email. Trolls are not welcome here. (\"Felicia\") No, really, that isn't what it means? The way \"designed by\" is so cleverly imposed on his name? And I was so sure. . . . LOL! Do you think we had the time to design the page so that it sent an inaccurate subliminal message? Only someone who was searching for something to criticize would have come up with that one. On both my browsers the \"designed by\" overlaps what is clearly a background. (Nan) without having to use your real name. *sigh* (\"Felicia\") Oh, Arami is a real name? And Moon? It helps to know these things. They are regular participants here. You are not. They did not register yesterday in order to post without guilt. I am Felicia. Pffft! Now, now...while I may not be the host of this Conference anymore, Terry has left my host privileges intact. Don't make me hunt down your domain. (Terry) It has the potential to become *the* website because of the name and the talent assembled here. (\"Felicia\") I understood that outside talent actually did the creating? It was a collaborative effort by a group of us, not only those people who participate here. This shows that Firthfans are capable of working together without worrying about whose page is better and who's using what photos. This is about shared resources and community effort. Anyone who thinks otherwise is entirely missing the point of both our site and the web in general. (\"Felicia\") MM Design is a member of Spring? Aah, so you did see Murph's logo. It's interesting how you remembered that when it suited you. (Terry) It matters not who does the creating. Or who gets the credit. It's a community effort . . . Thank you, Terry! I'm glad you understand us...and the other Firthfans who want to participate in some way. Do you see why I was opposed to this topic and why I've always preferred to keep the site conversations in email? And you thought I was just nuts ;-p (Terry) Team Firth! What a fine group of folks to pour their talents into the project. Felicia's comments have inspired me to break out the Snappy and open up the Photoshop ;-) I daresay it had quite the opposite effect of the one she had intended ;-p (Renate) Further, someone not knowing us may misinterpret our motivations. Indeed. It would be very easy to misinterpret our motives if a person didn't know us. I do not believe this is the case here. I'll leave the questions specifically about Spring to Terry, but in terms of .com being a commercial site the answer is no. True, there was a time when .com was designated for commercial use only. However, the guidelines for registering a domain are not as strict as they once were due to the enormous number of names currently being registered. This also applies to .net. .com tends to be the most popular of the TLDs, but it no longer indicates a commercial site. Now, it's more a matter of the registrant' preference. So there ;-p"}, {"response": 115, "author": "terry", "date": "Fri, Sep 18, 1998 (12:45)", "body": "Well said, Nan. I couldn't agree more!"}, {"response": 116, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Sat, Sep 19, 1998 (06:01)", "body": "Ditto. Boy, I'd sure hate to have Nan hunting down my domain.... And everybody knows the story with .com."}, {"response": 117, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 19, 1998 (07:26)", "body": "Very well said Nan! I would love to see that inspired Snappy! THANK YOU 3 Deers for your time and dedication. Poor Moon Zappa, tell her it is not a real name!"}, {"response": 118, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 19, 1998 (16:03)", "body": "Hey...let's not waste our time with \"food-fights\"..... Remember the LA riots when one of the guys said: \"Can't we all just get along\"..... Let's so something really productive ....... like discussing PLAYMAKER on #98.!!!"}, {"response": 119, "author": "cheryle", "date": "Sun, Sep 20, 1998 (01:48)", "body": "(Evelyn)like discussing PLAYMAKER on #98.!!! And our movie!"}, {"response": 120, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Sun, Sep 20, 1998 (02:16)", "body": "Nan, I agree - very well said. I just love it when you get smokin'... (and I hope school is going well so far :-) Thank you 3 Deers for all your work on the website. Love it!!"}, {"response": 121, "author": "Renata", "date": "Tue, Oct  6, 1998 (16:05)", "body": "It's still not yet linked to the main page because it is still under construction, but take a look: http://www.firth.com/html/arch-mo.htm"}, {"response": 122, "author": "heide", "date": "Tue, Oct  6, 1998 (19:29)", "body": "Thanks for the preview, Renate (3Deers). I haven't had time to look at everything yet but I can say I like Press Cutting #4 very much. That profile!"}, {"response": 123, "author": "Renata", "date": "Tue, Oct  6, 1998 (22:49)", "body": "I think I should mention that only some of the items are linked yet - basically those with an explanation - will link them successively."}, {"response": 124, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Oct  7, 1998 (17:08)", "body": "The MOTM archives is v. impressive. Thank you gang. I look forward to the rest of it and more :-))"}, {"response": 125, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, Oct  8, 1998 (08:45)", "body": "Evelyn, got your call last night. You can detail what you need in the projects conference. I asked William to meet there also."}, {"response": 126, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Oct  8, 1998 (11:43)", "body": "Ooh, sounds like we might be getting close. Thank you, Evelyn."}, {"response": 127, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (14:10)", "body": "Colinfirth.com is down - HELP!"}, {"response": 128, "author": "terry", "date": "Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (01:55)", "body": "http://www.colinfirth.com and http://www.firth.com should both be back up now. Blame me. For not being able to pay for this domain till today. Please send any contributions to help pay for these names and the upkeepof the site to: The Spring Rt 2 Box 56r Cedar Creek TX 78612 payable to either the Spring or Paul Terry Walhus Thanks and apologies again."}, {"response": 129, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Fri, Mar 12, 1999 (12:24)", "body": "After getting Marcia's pictures and chatting last night I went right to Celebrity 1000 to vote for ODB. He came up to over 500 in the last poll but deserves better IMHO"}, {"response": 130, "author": "nan", "date": "Thu, Mar 18, 1999 (22:49)", "body": "Terry, can we add another user for firth.com? Is that something I should contact Jeff about?"}, {"response": 131, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, May 21, 1999 (21:02)", "body": "I can't stand it!!! I'm absolutely devastated. I thought this was a hot link to colinfirth.com and never came here till today. NO Wonder I missed CF's Birthday last year when I needed cheering the most! I shall go read all 132 postings and beat my breast all the while over what I have missed. Is there no end to the fascinating things Terry and WER think up for us at Spring?! Thanks guys!"}, {"response": 132, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Jun 13, 1999 (08:43)", "body": "http://www.firth.com/stats/stats.cgi will show you the stats for firth.com/colinfirth.com Web Server Statistics for www.firth.com Program started at Sun-13-Jun-1999 08:31. Analysed requests from Wed-23-Sep-1998 18:55 to Sun-13-Jun-1999 08:32 (262.6 days). -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Summary (Go To: Top: General Summary: Monthly Report: Daily Report: Daily Summary: Hourly Summary: Domain Report: Host Report: Directory Report: File Type Report: File Size Report: Status Code Report: Request Report) (Figures in parentheses refer to the last 7 days). 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How much of that is Drool responsible for, I wonder. We get very busy in there from time to time. Thanks, Terry. Most impressive."}, {"response": 141, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Jun 26, 1999 (16:50)", "body": "Thanks Terry..... Someone should send ODB a print-out of this stuff....it would boost his morale... On the other hand ...send it to Harvey instead."}, {"response": 142, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 1999 (22:04)", "body": "ODB's Birthday is only one month away...and it's the proverbial 39th (He's not allowed to admit that he's any older than this, you know!) Anybody cooking up plans?"}, {"response": 143, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 1999 (22:18)", "body": "I kinda like it in here. It is his site...and all...your thoughts? Not much happening here so I can fetch all the flowers and tahitian and hawaiian dancers and tell them to be ready.."}, {"response": 144, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (13:56)", "body": "Hi! Let's try and make this party much better than last year's, and at least as good as mine was at 72 (Wat? Impossible!)"}, {"response": 145, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (15:58)", "body": "Moon was in charge last year...with Marcia, I think. Of course, we were not at skilled (?) as now in bringing images here or Karen's scanning. Moon brought the Dom Perignon and I brought haggis, which I will do again in celebration of his latest role as Edward Pettigrew!! ( Everybody... pl.look for a pic of haggis for me on the web) BTW, I need to learn and practice copying the location of an image...is that on #41?)"}, {"response": 146, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (16:19)", "body": "If #41 is the Help topic, go right ahead."}, {"response": 147, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (19:45)", "body": "Not a whole lot was done last year...this year shall be different. We shall never be the same after Gi's shower. I am rounding up the hula dancers as I write this...and the flowers...and the jellyfish salad..."}, {"response": 148, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (19:46)", "body": "Wot!? We're having leftovers? ;-D"}, {"response": 149, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (20:48)", "body": "Nevah! Fresh pig, fresh ladies (fed the others to the Volcano gods)...or would yo rather I think of something not so Hawaiian for him.....I just may do that...more exotic than here...I know!!!! ....but it is my secret!"}, {"response": 150, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (21:50)", "body": "Well let me know because I can take some pesto sauce out of the freezer... ;-D"}, {"response": 151, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (22:06)", "body": "Not for ODB !!! He has never given us left-overs. We should do as well by him as he has for us...at the very least!"}, {"response": 152, "author": "patas", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (07:22)", "body": "Besides, he probably has pasta everyday as a first course, so let's treat him to something else. What do you say to each chosing her favourite national dishes?"}, {"response": 153, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (13:34)", "body": "That would be great, but Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau complete with fresh food and more dazzling ladies - because others have had a luau. Don't quite know how to handle this little problem!"}, {"response": 154, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (13:50)", "body": "(Gi)Re: Firthday Party What do you say to each chosing her favourite national dishes? That's a super idea...and since the US is so big..how about regional dishes? **** (Marcia)Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau complete with fresh food and more dazzling ladies - because others have had a luau Nah! You wanna' have a luau...go ahead!!After all that's your regional schtick. Mine is a western barbecue...(gag, gag).Rather have a luau :-)"}, {"response": 155, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (13:54)", "body": "You're on! But no more Jellyfish salad. I am off to find some more exotic pupus to get our tastebuds in working order. It is never to early to post food for thought! (I was going to take him to Antartica via sled-dog team and feed him muktuk!)"}, {"response": 156, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (14:12)", "body": "I am re-reading the last few posts... So, everyone is invited and encouraged to being her own national/regional dish...right? So, it's an International Theme....because he belongs to the world...right? You know me...I'm a mega-organizer...like to get the ground rules down- pat...so there are no misconceptions. *** Any other ideas out there?? I'm off to practice on #61"}, {"response": 157, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (14:13)", "body": "but Karen thinks that means I cannot have another Luau No!! All I meant was no leftovers. ;-D Regional food for Chicago: pizza, hot dogs and BBQ ribs! The holy trinity of Chicago food. Or we could have fried chicken...I could pick up some KFC. ;-D"}, {"response": 158, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Aug 15, 1999 (14:27)", "body": "Karen, if I have to supervise half-naked men who are going to be digging my imu, the least you could do is bring me some popcorn chicken with the sweet-sour sauce, please. This is very hungry work!"}, {"response": 159, "author": "Lizza", "date": "Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (10:21)", "body": "sadly having missed the lovely shower for dear Gi, I am a bit of a novice at this , is 161 where it's at for technical help for thickies like me? I think it's a great idea especially as some of us will actually be seeing him during his 39th year!!! (sorry Marcia, I won't go on about it). I am going to bring something from Bath, add an Austenesque feel to the festivities."}, {"response": 160, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (10:40)", "body": "61 is our Help for Droolies topic. People have been using it to practice posting pictures or anything else. Something from Bath would be very nice indeed! ;-D"}, {"response": 161, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Aug 18, 1999 (03:10)", "body": "Right, now I've gotten myself in trouble... How am I going to find pics of my favourite Portuguese dishes and pastry? ;-) Like Marcia does, I guess: hunt and dig and travel until I find them! :-)"}, {"response": 162, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Aug 25, 1999 (19:46)", "body": "It is the only way I know of finding goodies. Not so secret way to get quick pictures is to use altavista and have it do a picture search. I got Evelyn's dynamite Tiara that way. (Did not know about it for Gi's shower...)p"}, {"response": 163, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Wed, Sep  1, 1999 (20:11)", "body": "Are the native didhes to be state goodies, such as Florida strawberries. Alaskan salmon, Idaho potatoes, SD watermellon, Kentucky mint julep, Minnesota walleye. Since I have lived in all these states, which one is the best."}, {"response": 164, "author": "heide", "date": "Sat, Sep  4, 1999 (08:59)", "body": "I think you should bring them all, Lucie. They sound delectible."}, {"response": 165, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep  4, 1999 (19:14)", "body": "I declare the bazaar open! Countdown for the 10th!"}, {"response": 166, "author": "ommin", "date": "Tue, Sep  7, 1999 (21:11)", "body": ""}, {"response": 167, "author": "Renata", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (15:43)", "body": "Midnight approaching....... I think I can drop this here....."}, {"response": 168, "author": "catheyp", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (16:57)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin The cakes are made and iced, the meat pies are in the oven warming, the tomato sauce (read ketchup if you're American) bottle is full, the beer is as cold as it can get without freezing, the champagne is chilled and the glasses sparking. Here we go; party, party, party (Aussie style)."}, {"response": 169, "author": "amw", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (18:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 170, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (19:12)", "body": "I'm just going to drop this off now, but we'll open it later... ;-D"}, {"response": 171, "author": "patas", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (19:38)", "body": "'Tis past midnight in Portugal and England.So maybe I can say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!"}, {"response": 172, "author": "heide", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:13)", "body": "That little figure is mesmerizing, Gi. I can't keep my eyes off it. Can't wait to see what's in the boxes."}, {"response": 173, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:22)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN....FROM THE GANG AT DROOL"}, {"response": 174, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:28)", "body": ""}, {"response": 175, "author": "amy", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:37)", "body": ""}, {"response": 176, "author": "ommin", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (20:41)", "body": "And a happy birthday Oz style from me. The shrips are on the barbie, read and cooked. Anne"}, {"response": 177, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (21:38)", "body": "Lovely ladies!! Can't wait to see what's will have been posted while we in the western hemisphere sleep. (Amy) 39 Better & Better Absolutely!!"}, {"response": 178, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:28)", "body": "Hauoli No Hanau, Colin Firth"}, {"response": 179, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:30)", "body": "Hana hou..."}, {"response": 180, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:32)", "body": "And someone special to bestow it upon you..."}, {"response": 181, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:34)", "body": "ODB relaxing in the tradewinds as he awaits the evening's festivities..."}, {"response": 182, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (22:40)", "body": "As ever, the images from the Aloha State make you want to hop on a plane. But in the meantime, I found another bestower of leis: The Lei Lady ;-D"}, {"response": 183, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:18)", "body": "I don't have a scanner to send any lovely images, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN"}, {"response": 184, "author": "Dawkins", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:19)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin baby from Danielle Meers and Gail Dunn. The women in your life you haven't met yet."}, {"response": 185, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:32)", "body": "Lucie, IM me again"}, {"response": 186, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 1999 (23:35)", "body": "Oooo. I can't wait!! Better drop off the package for tomorrow! And add my two cents to the decorations: I hope everyone's plans are in place. Here' wishing Colin a: *****HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*****"}, {"response": 187, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (00:04)", "body": "Have lots of goodies coming from Chi-cow-go via my Bovine Messenger Service:"}, {"response": 188, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (00:13)", "body": "A three-wheeled cow? Sevres? What will they think of next....! His ship readies for the evening, lolling in the brilliant sunlight as he snoozes in the shade: The entertainment prepares to board:"}, {"response": 189, "author": "ommin", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (00:56)", "body": "Oh yes and a happy birthday from me. I can't do better than that."}, {"response": 190, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:36)", "body": "As the guests gather and the evening draws near the gods of fair weather and good appetite are requested to join the cruise. Good fellowship is bound to follow! The Gods she is invoking:"}, {"response": 191, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:41)", "body": "The Blissful Firths enjoying the deepening evening sky and each other... The Climax of a lovely evening for the celebrating couple"}, {"response": 192, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:43)", "body": "The tired and happy Firths greet the dawn... HAUOLI NA HANAU, HANA HOU!"}, {"response": 193, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:45)", "body": "Fair weather for Firthday in Engalnd, Portugal and Italy:"}, {"response": 194, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:52)", "body": "Oops! Meant England, of course. Does this look like a Hawaiian beach to you? Wrong! This is in the Algarve, Portugal."}, {"response": 195, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (01:58)", "body": "Where Colin can also try his hand at golf while he gets ready for the party:"}, {"response": 196, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:07)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! You are the Star today, and every day!"}, {"response": 197, "author": "quimby", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:19)", "body": "So sorry, away from home and at someone else's computer, so I can't post the actual present, but it's: A week at a private island resort in Fiji for 10. And a large basket of St. Emilion grapes."}, {"response": 198, "author": "quimby", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:20)", "body": "Oh and yes, Happy Birthday. Mine is in 16 days :-)"}, {"response": 199, "author": "quimby", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (04:28)", "body": "Marcia, I have an imu that needs digging, I'm sure. Send the lads over when they're finished with yours. I'm sure you've chosen well."}, {"response": 200, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (06:54)", "body": "Dear Colin, knowing what a great horseman you are, I have searched all over the world to find the best and the most gorgeous horse....for the best and the most gorgeous man on Earth!! Yes, I have found what I\ufffdve been looking for.... He\ufffds an Egyptian Arab stallion, currently residing in California doing extremely valuable stallion services. You see, this horse is a genetic miracle but also a very lovable animal and great for riding!"}, {"response": 201, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (07:04)", "body": "Happy 39th Birthday Colin! I have come in mongolfiere from my castle in Umbria to attend your party. Richard Branson was quite put out when I left him and the rest of my guests. He was in the middle of explaining how it all started thanks to Mike Oldfield\ufffds Tuberlar Bells, Virgin Records that is, and since I had heard the story before, I took my leave. But it could not be helped, I simply had to come to your festa. Ciao, ciao! As promised, I have brought lots of vini italiani for the celebration. Cheers! Colin, there\ufffds nothing better that I could wish for you than to have a very musical birthday, so, please accept as gifts two of my favourites. I trust you own an amplifier. The classic Fender Stratocaster. And, the classic Gibson Les Paul. Tanti Auguri! Saluti anche a Livia."}, {"response": 202, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:24)", "body": "In keeping with the musical theme, I've taken the liberty of inviting a neighbor of mine (well, a neighbor of sorts). He's on his way into the party right now... ...and is surveying Moon's gift guitars with a gleam in his eye! Now he's grabbed a guitar and is warming up those tender vocal cords... Mi mi mi mi...glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye...tra la la la la...darkness on the eh-he-he-he-dge of town...do re mi fa so la ti...Rosalita jump a little higher... And is givin' it his all for Colin's birthday concert! BRUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!! Here's wishing all the best for Colin on his birthday. There's nothing like celebrating with a shot of Bruce Juice!"}, {"response": 203, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:31)", "body": "Another thought....Colin, you possibly prefer to ride a mare instead of a stallion? To ensure that you get the best possible gifts I also want to give you a wonderful white Shagya mare! With all her equipment and a mile long genealogical table of course. A quick, powerful Shagya could be especially useful in the forthcoming Flashman project! Here she is...."}, {"response": 204, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:36)", "body": "BRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCE!!!! What great entertainment for the party, Eileen. Does he take audience requests? ;-D"}, {"response": 205, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:45)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN GREAT ONES!!"}, {"response": 206, "author": "amw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:52)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin, and many thanks for working so hard this year so that we have so much to look forward to."}, {"response": 207, "author": "amw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:53)", "body": "Thanks Tineke for the tuition!!"}, {"response": 208, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (08:54)", "body": "Loved the erupting volcano, Marcia. Brings back such wonderful memories of MLSF [*blows nose*] and another discussion on Geo. ;-D"}, {"response": 209, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (09:39)", "body": "Colin, Most importantly and from the bottom of my heart:"}, {"response": 210, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (09:43)", "body": "Check out the home page of firth.com. Lovely job, Renate. Beeeeuuuutiful!!"}, {"response": 211, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (09:49)", "body": "Wunderbar! Renate! Danke!"}, {"response": 212, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:09)", "body": "Look who has agreed to play when Bruce takes his break! \"Hope you like my music Colin.\" Marcia, I lost it when I saw that Volcano! Elena, such stallions! You have very good taste! :-)"}, {"response": 213, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:12)", "body": "To go with all the great musical entertainment, I booked a very famous dancer:"}, {"response": 214, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:26)", "body": "Quimby, I think your offer of a holiday in Fidji is fantastic! More modestly, I had thought (actually, it was Heide's idea) of offering Colin a stay at my DH's hotel in Albufeira, Algarve, Portugal , the setting of some of Bridget Jones' Diary's scenes."}, {"response": 215, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:35)", "body": "BTW, Colin, do have a glass of Port wine from the original cellars: and a cracker with some of our best cheeses: and enjoy the day with your friends on the Internet! You know some of us already!"}, {"response": 216, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (10:54)", "body": "HOWDY PARTNER... GREETINGS FROM OKLAHOMA To celebrate the occasion... .....How About The Blue Plate Special of the Day.... PRAIRIE OYSTERS"}, {"response": 217, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:01)", "body": "And here's one for you and Livia... UP..UP..AND AWAY YOU GO"}, {"response": 218, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:10)", "body": "UP ,CLOSE AND PERSONAL A balloon ride for you and Livia"}, {"response": 219, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:14)", "body": "! *****HAPPY 39TH BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! ***** ...And make the most of it! I hope that you are aware that after this one, you are not permitted to admit to having any more of these ... (This is referred to as the \"Jack Benny Principle of Eternal Youth\"!) (... Also this is a requirement of the insurance people ... we mustn't risk burning the place down, you know!) So gather ye rose buds while ye May ... And do it with a vengeance, Oh, our knight in shining armor!: And have the happiest birthday ever!"}, {"response": 220, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (11:35)", "body": "That was some cake you baked....Karen:)))"}, {"response": 221, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (12:09)", "body": "(Evelyn) That was some cake you baked....Karen:))) ...And far too rich!!! You'd better work off some of those calories, Colin, so I've brought around one of your eager and faithful noble steeds ... ... for a quick gallop around the park ... ... But watch out for those swans ... they bite ... might spook your horse and you'd get thrown into the water. Mustn't get that shirt wet must we?? (Hee hee) ... Ah, that was an invigorating ride, wasn't it? Now back to the party champagne ... ... and party, Party, PARTY!! Happy Birthday, Colin! (with love from KJ)"}, {"response": 222, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (12:11)", "body": "(Moon) Elena, such stallions! But the Shagya was supposed to be a mare!! Do you see something different?? Btw anybody know what\ufffds happening to my thank-you box? (resp.no 211) Looks like termites had attacked it."}, {"response": 223, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (12:25)", "body": "WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are really some thing. I sincerely hope that ODB Mr. Firth will join us today! Have you heard any thing from Colin's agent yet, Evelyn? Very very sorry, I don't have time to collect gift for you, Colin. Just the best wishes for your birthday and many years to come! We all love you!!!!!! I bet you will have the best birthday party that you ever had, if you come here today (just think : A VIRTUAL PARTY - IT MAKES a HISTORY IN YOUR LIFE)! Any way, I'm enjoying the party very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And mouth watering for those delicious food, Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, yummmmm."}, {"response": 224, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:06)", "body": "That was some cake you baked....Karen:))) Hey, I resemble that! ;-D Elena, your giftbox came from the xoom domain. Can't post anything from there and expect it to remain more than a few minutes."}, {"response": 225, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:13)", "body": "Colin, If you think you're having problems trying to shake an image... Best wishes on your birthday. XOXOXO Your friend and co-star, Julie"}, {"response": 226, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:21)", "body": "The food has begun to arrive, I see. We need something to compliment Evelyn's prairie oysters (*shudder*), so how about a slice of New York cheesecake? Mm mmm good! It's just the thing to 'finish' those oysters! :-P"}, {"response": 227, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:22)", "body": "Oh, Karen...ROTFLOL!"}, {"response": 228, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:40)", "body": "I see we are clouding up the skies with balloon rides! And Mary Poppins I promised Eric Clapton a ride after the party. I have spoken with Keith Jarret but I'm afraid he's not well enough to join us today. Colin, I hope you still all the CD's I gave you last year at your party. Il mangiare e buonissimo! And the cake Karen is very good too!"}, {"response": 229, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:43)", "body": "Hi everyone! Read all the Birthday greetings and just love all of them. Colin, Happy Birthday!!! In preparation of your big day, I watched P&P last night (all 6 tapes). Hope you do play the role of Mark Darcy for the upcoming movie \"Bridget Jones Diary\" and loved you in \"My Life So Far\". Happy 39th!!! With all my love, Nancy (Did I sound ok? This is my first time and I'm sort of nervous.) Nancy"}, {"response": 230, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:46)", "body": "Welcome to the party Nancy, have some Dom Perignon!"}, {"response": 231, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:49)", "body": "YYYYYYYuuuuuuuummmmmmmm!!!! Thanks, that was sweet."}, {"response": 232, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (13:52)", "body": "Here comes Harvey, the Pokemon piggy! (heehee)"}, {"response": 233, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:34)", "body": "Good for you, Nancy!! You did just great."}, {"response": 234, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:41)", "body": "I've been wandering all over town today picking up the Best of Chicago Foods. And let me tell you, this is one serious eating town. Health be damneed!! Vegans, outta my way!! Grab you're favorite cardiologist and bottle of Pepto Bismol and come along: For our first stop, we'll stop at one of the tens of thousands of stands that sell Chicago-style hot dog with everything on it. Can't forget the greasy fries with ketchup. Yum yum ;-D"}, {"response": 235, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:48)", "body": ""}, {"response": 236, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:53)", "body": ""}, {"response": 237, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:56)", "body": "Next, you can't go out to eat in Chicago without sampling our famous deep-dish pizza. I have ordered us one with *extra cheese*!! A crane will lift us up out of our seats at the restaurant so that we might continue. We're getting a full slab of BBQ ribs at Carsons. (no, namby pamby half slabs for us!!) But, as we've had a few other courses beforehand, I'll order the baked potato skins, instead of the au gratins. Don't worry, the skins come with sour cream. Now doesn't that look tasty!! But there's more... Arnie wouldn't hear of it if I didn't bring my favorite actor to his restaurant. So off we go to Morton's for a steak. Save some room, there's still dessert!!"}, {"response": 238, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (14:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 239, "author": "Carola", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:04)", "body": "For this special day I thought of something really BIG for Colin. Here is my present: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!! Sorry, if this does not work properly, it's my first try."}, {"response": 240, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:07)", "body": "It worked beautifully, and what a glorious idea, Carola!"}, {"response": 241, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:09)", "body": "It worked perfectly, Carola. Oh, to have Pemberley *sigh* for real. ;-D Gi, your food is not showing up. Check your urls. I might have to delete the posts because they are slowing down the loading process."}, {"response": 242, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:09)", "body": "It worked beautifully, and what a glorious idea, Carola!"}, {"response": 243, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:10)", "body": "Meet you at 61, Karen?"}, {"response": 244, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:15)", "body": "Now it's time to dance off the calories. Kula Shaker is just starting to play!"}, {"response": 245, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:16)", "body": "BEAUTIFUL! Carola, Oh how I wish to be mistress of Pemberley."}, {"response": 246, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:21)", "body": "Now ladies, no need to pine over Pemberley. I have a perfectly beautiful castle in Umbria, where you are all invited next week. My guests will dpart by then. :-D"}, {"response": 247, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:24)", "body": "Not fair, Moon! Now that I've booked for Tunisia! :-)"}, {"response": 248, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:25)", "body": "Good idea to dance a bit before dessert. I'm awaiting a delivery from my Bovine Messenger Service. ;-D"}, {"response": 249, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:32)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!!!! Alas, I have no gift to offer -just my very best wishes. (I considered tying a bow on and offering myself, but had the feeling Livia wouldnt go for that) ;) btw- absolutely ROTFLOL over your Mary Poppins post Karen! *wipeing away tears of laughter* and that volcano, Marcia! (hee hee) that was Too Funny! :) oh! and Welcome Nancy! glad you joined in-"}, {"response": 250, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:40)", "body": "Welcome back, Esbee!! ************** Minimal calories while working those jaws. From Chicago's own Wrigley Company, a little chewing gum: Double Moo Double your pleasure, double your fun... And the Juicy [Fruit] Jammer:"}, {"response": 251, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:46)", "body": "That double moo must hurt."}, {"response": 252, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:47)", "body": "Does anyone else think that the Juicy Fruit Jammer has an awfully boney butt? Thanks Karen, it great to be back :)"}, {"response": 253, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:50)", "body": "Moon, count me in to your (whatever) the castle ONLY IF ODB will be there!!! Karen, I love the cow with a pair of sneakers, LOL!!! And I remember Chicago's famous dip dish pizza and loved it. Oh, I'm so hungry! (hope I don't sound like Lydia)"}, {"response": 254, "author": "nky", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:53)", "body": "Thanks Karen,SBRobinson and all of you. Its been a wonderful party and hope to get in on the other subjects soon. Need to do some catching up."}, {"response": 255, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (15:59)", "body": "(SBR) Does anyone else think that the Juicy Fruit Jammer has an awfully boney butt? LOL!! Only you would notice that!! Yes, I see the bone protruding. Too funny! Glad you're having a good time, Nancy. We don't do this all the time, but today is a special day. And we have lots of people who have just learned how to post pictures debuting today! You've all done so well. *Big pat on the back* :-) Lydia whining is OK here, Xian. :-)"}, {"response": 256, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:01)", "body": "Where is ice cream??? I ate all mine while re-watching TA three more times (just couldn't make it four because all four buckets were gone before the third watch ended)."}, {"response": 257, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:02)", "body": "Xian, of course, ODB will not be there, he is too busy filming, which is just where I want him to be. :-D Hopefully, we will be seeing lots of him next year. Of course Flashman is the icing on the cake."}, {"response": 258, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:03)", "body": "(Hey, Esbee, If we take a deeeep breath, I bet we both can squeeze in) HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN,HONEY"}, {"response": 259, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:09)", "body": "WELCOME NANCY Stick around ....isn't this fun?. Nice to have you around Carola esp. when you brought such a glorious gift. Pemberley is a gift to all of us as well:-) Someone asked if I had heard from Colin...no...but I bet the gang at ICM had a good time."}, {"response": 260, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:11)", "body": "Evelyn, How can you think to use an evelope? You should use a sleeping bag then we will all fit in without damage our precious skin. Oh, I love this party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 261, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:15)", "body": "Hey, Colin and Livia had such a good time on the balloon ride this morning..they kept going....here they are over Slovenia!"}, {"response": 262, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:18)", "body": "For the late arrivals, we will be moving the party to the Italian Riviera. The Chicago beef was good, but now we must have our pasta, pane e vino. :-) That's us at the top. Benvenuti!"}, {"response": 263, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:20)", "body": "Xian, LOL! but if the evelope damage our precious skin, ODB would be oblieged to bandage us up! ;) \"Colin dear, i'm afraid i just cant reach that paper cut back there. Would you be so kind...?\""}, {"response": 264, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:21)", "body": "So Evelyn, if they're in Slovania, the must be getting closer. Should we expect them? Colin does have an enormous amount of gifts to pick up."}, {"response": 265, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:25)", "body": "IGUANA WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,COLIN"}, {"response": 266, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:26)", "body": "Xian, here's some ice cream to tide you over! Moon, we wouldn't want to insult Karen by leaving Chicago before dessert. *burp*"}, {"response": 267, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:36)", "body": "WELCOME NANCY Stick around ....isn't this fun?. Nice to have you around Carola esp. when you brought such a glorious gift. Pemberley is a gift to all of us as well:-) Someone asked if I had heard from Colin...no...but I bet the gang at ICM had a good time."}, {"response": 268, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:36)", "body": "Eileen, You mean to say you still have not had a piece of Karen's delicious cake? I'm already at the Amontillado, and Kula Shaker is still playing! Get yourself on the dance floor!"}, {"response": 269, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:40)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN ..FROM THE COLONEL"}, {"response": 270, "author": "Renata", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (16:59)", "body": "Guess what's in here?! Don't - - -! I have been knitting for weeks. Difficult pattern :-pX__________@ H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, C O L I N !"}, {"response": 271, "author": "Elena", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:02)", "body": "PARTY! PARTY! Hey Colin, 39 is a great age!"}, {"response": 272, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:15)", "body": "More dancing off those calories: Click here"}, {"response": 273, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:27)", "body": "Is it salsa time Karen? Let's Samba! Chico Valdez has just started to jam!"}, {"response": 274, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:28)", "body": "Cute Karen... Is this the 1999 take on the Netherfield Ball?"}, {"response": 275, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:31)", "body": "Xian, here's some ice cream to tide you over! Moon, we wouldn't want to insult Karen by leaving Chicago before dessert. *burp*"}, {"response": 276, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:37)", "body": "Did you click and hear the music? A little island reggae for a change of pace. ;-D I hear the hoof beats dessert coming down the street... Chicago cheesecake from Eli's Miserable cow dropped the cheesecake on my toe! Think it's broken"}, {"response": 277, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:40)", "body": "Egads! *embarrasment ensues* Please ignore my double post. Pass me a chicken leg, willya?"}, {"response": 278, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:42)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!! Since I cannot top Pemberley and those beautiful horses, I will extend to you my wish that your greatest personal happiness and highest professional achievements still lie before you. Thanks for all of your remarkable work, too. What a feast - thank heavens, the weight I've gained (and my slight inebriation) at this wonderful party is also of the virtual kind. The Italian Riviera - so romantic. Perhaps we can finish up on the Isle of Man?"}, {"response": 279, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:43)", "body": "I hear the hoof beats ...or the melodic sound of dainty hooves encased in roller blades :-D Sorry to hear about your toe. Perhaps the guest of honor can be of service?"}, {"response": 280, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:45)", "body": "Eileen, thank you very much for the ice cream. BUT I don't eat LOW FAT ones. I need lots of calories and sugar to keep me excited because I think this party will goes to the midnight, not to mention dancing to the end of this happy day!"}, {"response": 281, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (17:53)", "body": "Karen, A cow in rollerskites? Please don't mention your little toe, I AM DYING OF LAUGHING!!! Hope ODB could save me (you know, like the prince woke SnowWhite)."}, {"response": 282, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:00)", "body": "Bottom right container looks \"high test\" to me, Xian. Better yet, help yourself to some cheesecake from Elsie-on-skates. That'll really get you going! Am off to watch Ent. Tonight. They better mention a certain someone's birthday at the end of the show..."}, {"response": 283, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:03)", "body": "Gack! ET's been pre-empted by tennis! How can they do this? Aargh!"}, {"response": 284, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:23)", "body": "With all this tres fattening food, thought ODB might want something light - served just the way he likes it ;-D"}, {"response": 285, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:36)", "body": "Renate, when are you going to show us what's inside of the giftbox? ;-D"}, {"response": 286, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (18:55)", "body": "(Karen) thought ODB might want something light I was going to make a randy remark, but I suppose we must keep this affair tasteful. After looking at this picture, Xian, how can you resist ODB in this role?? BTW, Filette looks like she's after something a lot more substantial than grapes."}, {"response": 287, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:20)", "body": "(Lynda) Filette looks like she's after something a lot more substantial than grapes. LOL!! Let's hope so. ;-D"}, {"response": 288, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:21)", "body": "I'm late as usual: the story of my life... I can't give our Birthday Boy anything that he hasn't been offered already... but here are my very very best wishes, a pat on the back and a friendly smile..."}, {"response": 289, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:24)", "body": "(Obviously I've arrived virtually drunk...) :-D HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN"}, {"response": 290, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:30)", "body": "Q: Name the movie, character, and actor that influenced the artist responsible for this public scupture? ;-D"}, {"response": 291, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:32)", "body": ""}, {"response": 292, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:45)", "body": "I don't think the slippers match... !"}, {"response": 293, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:48)", "body": "..But those femurs - by Jove, those femurs!!! (I don't mean the cow's femurs this time, of course.)"}, {"response": 294, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (19:56)", "body": "...I don't think the slippers match... ! Ya'mean they make Arsenal slippers? :-))"}, {"response": 295, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:11)", "body": "ROTFLOL! Where's Heide? Renate, what's in the gift box?"}, {"response": 296, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:12)", "body": "Thank you for giving us Mr. Darcy and all the other roles that are MAGIC"}, {"response": 297, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:14)", "body": "Karen, the last time I was in Chicago we had some wonderful prime rib but I can't remember the name of the resturant. It is their speciality, so how about some prime rib. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN you just get better and better."}, {"response": 298, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:17)", "body": "BTW, Marcia where are you? It's almost time for the fireworks. Whoever is doing the fireworks, please stop drinking now! ;-)"}, {"response": 299, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:19)", "body": "Hey Karen...Lookee, Lookee... .....one of those Chicago Cows is really gettin' with the party!"}, {"response": 300, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:20)", "body": "Prime rib? That would be Lawry's (as in seasoned salt and salad dressing), but that restaurant came out of LA many years ago if I'm not mistaken. So not indigenous to the shores of Lake Mich... Perhaps, one of our LA Firthettes can wade through the sprouts and find a hunk of beef in out there!!"}, {"response": 301, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:23)", "body": "Oh Evelyn, that is a udderly hysterical. Have added Twinkletoes to my repetoire. ;-D"}, {"response": 302, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:31)", "body": "I had to do one more cow. Such a good picture! It's called Top Cow. I forgot to tell you that boxer shorts cow is named \"Udderly Romantic\" Ain't that the truth? ;-D"}, {"response": 303, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:35)", "body": "And my birthday card to you, Colin: Hope your birthday was a SCREAM!! Because we had a SCREAM celebrating it with you."}, {"response": 304, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (20:37)", "body": ""}, {"response": 305, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:08)", "body": "Don't - - -! I have been knitting for weeks. Difficult pattern :-pX__________@ Must have been all I've had to drink. Take a good look at that box, ladies! At 272. Renate, that's a riot. Very difficult pattern, but amazingly, it looks better as wrapping paper. ;-D"}, {"response": 306, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:36)", "body": "I'm very late, but I wanted to join the party... Happy Birthday, CF. Sing along with Colin HERE Murph"}, {"response": 307, "author": "Xian", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:57)", "body": "Wow, that was beautiful, Mary! Karen, I love all the cows but I think that Colin was born in Year Of Rat! Now I desperately want to see FP, that Arsenal short looks dreaming!!!!!!! This party is getting better and better just like our guest of honor."}, {"response": 308, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (21:59)", "body": "Where am I? Still on that yacht in the lovely Pacific with the happy couple having feasted on all of the aforementioned goodies and a Luau...I think they are like the proverbial sofa...over-stuffed. It has been glorious fun. Thanks all!"}, {"response": 309, "author": "kcjones", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (22:44)", "body": "Wow - what other actor has such a creative and classy group of fans?!! I am so glad to have \"virtually\" met you all, and explore our mutual appreciation of a FANTASTIC actor who transforms himself in every performance he gives us....it really is magical!! My gift to Colin is my effort to create more \"FirthFans\" among my friends, relatives and neighbors by inviting them to see his films, most recently \"MLSF\", (in Cleveland, Ohio). If Miramax was counting, I saw it 5 times, and brought 7 new \"converts\" with me. I also have a \"lending library\" of his videos, and am waiting to see him clutching a (well deserved) Academy Award (which, in my opinion he is overdue for!!). I am now trying to get to London for 3DOR, perhaps I can (get the nerve up!) to give Colin a hearty handshake and thank him for some great performances!!! All my best wishes to you, Colin, and thanks for sharing your talent...I hope you and Livia are having a wonderful birthday celebration!!! By the way if you ever find yourself in the Cleveland, Ohio area....I'd be happy to give you (and Livia), a guided tour of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"}, {"response": 310, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (22:47)", "body": "CONGRATULATIONS! to all the lovely ladies who invested their time, effort, expertise, and sense of humor into making this the most wonderful, outrageous, and unique celebration of the 20th Century ... and all in honor of the 39th natal anniversary of that wonderfully talented actor, Mr. Colin Firth I'm sure we all hope that he was able to discover it and enjoy it as much as we did! In appreciation for the many contributions from all of you, I'm sure he'd want to award you this: ... for BEST IN SHOW , ... followed up by THUNDEROUS ... *****WELL DONE, LADIES !! *****"}, {"response": 311, "author": "kcjones", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (23:25)", "body": "OOPS!! I forgot to mention one other somewhat IMPORTANT compliment to our \"Birthday Boy\"..... The general opinion among the Cleveland, Ohio-based \"Colin Firth Fan Club\" is this.... We feel that while Colin has always been attractive, upon closer inspection, we have decided that Colin is now BETTER-LOOKING as he has \"matured\" (Colin, please take that as the compliment we mean it to be!). Seriously, his face has become more expressive, so I guess it can be true - like \"fine wine\" Colin improves with age!!! One OTHER quick request to Colin...how about a BROADWAY play? Talk to Judi Dench and Natasha Richardson...it worked for them!!!"}, {"response": 312, "author": "Rita2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 1999 (23:58)", "body": "You guys are great!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY,COLIN!. I know this is late but, I have had to work all day. These pics are fantastic... Hey, GI,Marci and Evelyn...I am glad to be back. I have missed you guys.."}, {"response": 313, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (00:03)", "body": "For Rita's birthday tomorrow, back to 72?!"}, {"response": 314, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (03:49)", "body": "Unwrapping time! ;-P"}, {"response": 315, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (03:54)", "body": "*argh!* I only do that to enhance the anticipation!"}, {"response": 316, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (03:57)", "body": "Call me the \"Mistress of Suspense\"! (if not something else :-p)"}, {"response": 317, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (07:43)", "body": "Isn't she clever? Did he complain much when you took his shirt off? Did he put the beer down? ;-D"}, {"response": 318, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (07:49)", "body": "Loved the birthday song, Mary. I'll be humming that all day now! And Colin really is the top against whom I measure every other actor."}, {"response": 319, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (08:08)", "body": "No, Karen, *I* did take the beer down - just visualize the coffee cup scene in FP. ;-P Don't you think he enjoyed the fireworks?"}, {"response": 320, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (08:11)", "body": "Nan, if you are out there: it's a long time ago that you created the collage above, isn't it?"}, {"response": 321, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (08:39)", "body": "*I* did take the beer down - just visualize the coffee cup scene in FP. mmmmmmmmm, I am visualizing. Very nice collage."}, {"response": 322, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (10:28)", "body": "Oh Murph...\"You're the Top\"...You outdid yourself ..... I laughed and almost cried....you got it baby!!! ***** Renate...my favorite pic with the fireworks...what a finale."}, {"response": 323, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (12:15)", "body": "Nan, if you are out there: it's a long time ago that you created the collage above, isn't it?"}, {"response": 324, "author": "Elena", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (12:30)", "body": "That collage with the fireworks is wonderful, truly beautiful. And Murph, your poem to Colin is GREAT. I so much wish that he has been informed about this (who trusts the ICM people in these things? Unfortunately, I do not) because I\ufffdm sure he would have been happy to see so much sincere appreciation and devotion. Thank-you everybody for making Colin\ufffds birthday such a great happening!!"}, {"response": 325, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (15:28)", "body": "LOL at the greetings, great fireworks. I had to leave and unplug my pc when natures fireworks started here. What a storm but not enough reain *%#@%^&*"}, {"response": 326, "author": "livamago", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (19:10)", "body": "My apologies for my tardiness... Happy Birthday Colin! Thank you for being such a talented actor. I am giving you this gift because I am eager to see you in breeches again when you play Flashman...a feast to the eyes..."}, {"response": 327, "author": "livamago", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 1999 (19:18)", "body": "And here are the boots to go with it..."}, {"response": 328, "author": "Jana2", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 1999 (18:14)", "body": "Ladies, I am overwhelmed. What a great party! Sorry I missed all the festivities, but my demanding employer has been keeping me at the oars rowing as hard as I can. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Thanks for all your great work which brings us such enjoyment."}, {"response": 329, "author": "quimby", "date": "Tue, Sep 14, 1999 (01:54)", "body": "Even better than I imagined it could possibly be! Karen and Evelyn and Marcia, batting 1.000 as usual. The pix, and Murph, that song! I was traipsin' down Broadway trying to remember more than bits and snatches, so I printed it out and am committing it to memory. Such love, creativity, humor and technical expertise has been lavished on a worthy fella, and that happens so rarely in life. I'm proud to know you all and to have been privileged to watch a rerun of the party. Moon Dreams...oops, it's getting li e an acceptance speech where you cringe to leave people out, so I bow out and let Him do the accepting. As I'm sure he will. Love the laughing lady, Arami. Stop! Stop! Now I really do quit."}, {"response": 330, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (20:12)", "body": "It sounds like you are leaving. Have I missed something? Oh dear....!"}, {"response": 331, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (22:23)", "body": "Marcia, you gotta watch more awards show! ;-D"}, {"response": 332, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (23:21)", "body": "uh...ok...i guess...where do I find them? In Hilo?! Not the Joan Rivers' aftermaths?! That is about all I get to watch. (gotta share the TV with the hairy chest beater of the house, you know!) So, what did I miss?"}, {"response": 333, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 15, 1999 (23:44)", "body": "quimby is merely giving us her version of a typical acceptance speech. She's not going anywhere. ;-D Of course, at about line three, the director cued for the music to start... ;-D"}, {"response": 334, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Thu, Sep 16, 1999 (00:11)", "body": "thenk yew veddy much...."}, {"response": 335, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Oct 17, 1999 (14:18)", "body": "A source of funding for cf.com? \"CALLING ALL WEBMASTERS/MISTRESSES! About.com is launching a new Affiliates programme which will enable those who run related sites to become a part of the About.com communuity and earn a little money into the bargain. Your British Theatre related site could carry a banner or button linking directly to mine, and, if you like, a search engine which will carry out searches on the British Theatre site or even the whole of About.com's 650+ sites, and every time a visitor clicks on the banner, the button or the search box, you get paid. I know that many of you already link to this site - you have my gratitude for that - so formalising the arrangement will give you a little back in return. To find out more, pop along to - http://britishtheatre.about.com/library/weekly/blaffiliates.htm"}, {"response": 336, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Fri, Oct 22, 1999 (17:02)", "body": "It is just like the visto banner - but how many of us click it to help Terry? One is not more worthy than the other, but this is a PRIVATE web site and the other is commercial. Help Terry, too, please!"}, {"response": 337, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (07:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 338, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (14:24)", "body": "Oh Karen! That is so neat! We are all \"over the moon\" for the honoree, anyway. Most of us probably don't need the rocket to get us \"high\" on this guy!!! See ya in 5 1/2 days..."}, {"response": 339, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (14:31)", "body": "Is there gonna be a theme this year, boss? (As if this crowd ever follows the rules;-)"}, {"response": 340, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (20:25)", "body": "A theme? Moon is our official party planner. What would you like us to do? Baa, One of the sheep"}, {"response": 341, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (20:48)", "body": "Hello, hello! I was inspired by Colin's colored glasses and all our \"bong\" talks to go psychedelic. \"Imagine me and you, I do... Feeling Groovey\" Is this baaad of me? ;-) BTW, checked out Cicciolina's site. She will definitely NOT be making an appearance! ;-)))))"}, {"response": 342, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep  4, 2000 (22:38)", "body": "Holy cow! I get busy elsewhere and the high and mighty Darcy is now a pothead??? Oh no! I thought I could trust him in your worthy hands... Licker 'um up and have your way with him,, I guess..."}, {"response": 343, "author": "judy", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (07:10)", "body": "TV Times Stars Happy Birthday to Colin Firth: Rugged good looks have endeared Colin to the hearts of the public.As a Virgo,one of the earth signs,Colin,who'll be 40 on Sunday,is lke a mature wine and will improve with age,2001 heralds his Uranus half return,a time when you realise you only live once.In June he'll set off on the adventure of a lifetime."}, {"response": 344, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (07:49)", "body": "In June he'll set off on the adventure of a lifetime. Now you know. That is exactly when Colin and I are planning to meet. ;-) His fortieth shindig will be bang on!"}, {"response": 345, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (08:21)", "body": "Ha ha!! Although, maybe next year..."}, {"response": 346, "author": "Arami", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (18:37)", "body": "Why are you talking about CF here and not on \"his\" board?"}, {"response": 347, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2000 (21:49)", "body": "Just trying to make it difficult for you to find us. Tag, you're it!! *running like hell*"}, {"response": 348, "author": "Arami", "date": "Wed, Sep  6, 2000 (17:53)", "body": "Running in circles, more like."}, {"response": 349, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Wed, Sep  6, 2000 (22:08)", "body": "Perhaps we ought to be gearing up to celebrate: The Firthst Anniversary of his 39th birthday! Yippee! (**Heehee**)"}, {"response": 350, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep  6, 2000 (22:33)", "body": "Good idea, KJ! Like this? more days!!"}, {"response": 351, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (07:42)", "body": "I am having so much fun tasting the food for the party! ;-)"}, {"response": 352, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (12:30)", "body": "Creme brulee."}, {"response": 353, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (16:33)", "body": "Chocolate brownies. ;-)"}, {"response": 354, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (16:46)", "body": "I don't care as long as we have enough bubbly....and not that cheap Andre stuff...:-))) evelyn*who is thirsty*"}, {"response": 355, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (17:05)", "body": "A drop of nice Italian red for me, please."}, {"response": 356, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (17:16)", "body": "Evelyn! We have always had nothing but the best at DBs party and this year is no exception. We have just added a few novelties to the menu. (Cue in Groucho Marx and cigar, \"If you know what I mean\"). The cases of Dom Perignon are already chilled. :-D And, Arami, the Brunello di Montalcino has also arrived. :-)"}, {"response": 357, "author": "Arami", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (19:28)", "body": "Slurp."}, {"response": 358, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2000 (20:39)", "body": "What does ODB drink...besides ale. Did anyone see what he was drinking at the Donmar Gala or the recent RV reception? Red or white?"}, {"response": 359, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (11:26)", "body": "I'm two days early but I most likely won't be near my computer this weekend, so it's time for some early greetings from a few friends... So Colin Firth, the birthday boy, has a personal trainer. He is no longer a big girly man? HA! We can take his flabby pectoral muscles and tie them together in a Christmas bow. So hear us now and believe us later, Hans and Franz are the only personal trainers for Firth...there is still time for us to *clap* pump him up! Hey Firth! It's your birthday, huh old man? I heard you got some time on your hands. Why don't you bring your candy as* into the ring and let The Rock pop open those six-pack abs?! Forty years old--time for a career change. Think about it, Firth. Wrestling can give you a whole new future. It took me from this... ...to this in just a few short years. Why do you want to PLAY Tony Blair when you can BE Tony Blair? Take my advice...you'll see. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!"}, {"response": 360, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (12:52)", "body": "LOL, Eileen! You are setting the pace quite nicely. Evelyn, we will have some Amontillado for Colin when we start on the desserts."}, {"response": 361, "author": "Arami", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (12:56)", "body": "How about Guinness?"}, {"response": 362, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  8, 2000 (13:39)", "body": "Ding Ding Ding and in this corner, a pencil-legged, beady-eyed star of stage and screen, who shall remain nameless and hidden in brown paper bag (*loud catcalls and boos*) and our own, one and only, THE Bod *loud cheers heard from all continents* Yeah!! LOL! Eileen"}, {"response": 363, "author": "patas", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (04:21)", "body": ""}, {"response": 364, "author": "patas", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (04:31)", "body": "Following Eileen's lead... Since I'll be travelling the (well, a bit of Europe) tomorrow, I want to leave Colin's present here today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Or, if a quill is not appropriate, here's this: Enjoy the party! You will be in great company"}, {"response": 365, "author": "Elena", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (15:51)", "body": "It\ufffds a minute past midnight... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Colin! To celebrate his birthday thoroughly I\ufffdm leaving for London in a few hours. Have a grrrreat party!"}, {"response": 366, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (16:12)", "body": "Here's somebody to demonstrate the former gift's use: Since I am unable to get online on Sunday, Against all other contingencies, ... I'd like to make my wishes known a bit early:"}, {"response": 367, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (17:31)", "body": "Happy Birthday, COLIN! Also have a look at http://www.colinfirth.com/index.html (probably you have to hit \"refresh\")"}, {"response": 368, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (17:57)", "body": "For the actor who is a standout in his field, a giant among thespians, the big swan in the little duckpond ... ...Who has been described as \"One of the best of his generation\" -- only because he works like a dog (?hamster?)at his craft ... ...Who has so vividly portrayed many different characters, and who is capable of taking on a wide variety of roles ... ...We wish to celebrate the Firthst Anniversary of his 39th Birthday, ...that is to tell him to have a --"}, {"response": 369, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (17:59)", "body": ""}, {"response": 370, "author": "fitzwd", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (20:47)", "body": "Colin's birthday? PURRRRRRR-fect! Feeling kind of kittenish lately. He's our cat's meow. Breaking out the catnip and the buck's fizz."}, {"response": 371, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (21:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 372, "author": "heide", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2000 (23:44)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin. Wish I could be with you to help celebrate. Instead I'll send you a smooch from afar.. and head on off to bed.. Hey, a girl can dream.."}, {"response": 373, "author": "amw", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (03:25)", "body": "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday DEAR COLIN , Happy Birthday to you. Three Cheers for Colin, HipHip Hurrah HIpHip Hurrah."}, {"response": 374, "author": "odessa", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (04:31)", "body": "I too want to say.... hyv\ufffd\ufffd syntym\ufffdp\ufffdiv\ufffd\ufffd (=happy birthday)"}, {"response": 375, "author": "Tracy", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (05:25)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! You know what they say, \"Life begins at.......\" And as a small token of my esteem here's a little something to enhance that new bod we're all aching to see. Enjoy! BTW - If you need any help with applying it there's no shortage of willing volunteers at Spring!"}, {"response": 376, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (08:28)", "body": "Happy 40th Birthday Colin! (Champagne units 4, bongs 2, calories 2000 so far, vvg) Colin, before you become famous after the release of The Bridget Jones\ufffds Diary, I would like you to remember that we have been throwing your virtual birthday parties for many years and we are also planning to have your new millennium birthday party next year so make sure you write it in your agenda. In keeping with the theme, my first gift will be Aldous Huxley\ufffds The Doors of Perception , and all the Quicksilver Messenger Service albums. Much more awaits you here: http://www.geocities.com/davidia7/birthday.html Buon Compleanno!"}, {"response": 377, "author": "tamzin", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (08:30)", "body": "After seeing all the fantastic,technological greetings already posted mine will seem pretty tame. Nevertheless - HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY COLIN and enjoy your birthday. Many happy returns. We look forward to seeing many more of your films and plays in the years to come."}, {"response": 378, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (08:51)", "body": "Happy B Day, Colin! Hope this works. 40 is special 40 is great Too old for pimples Too young to ache. Enjoy each minute, Old love of my life, Drink lots of champagne, Make love to your wife.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Colin! Murph"}, {"response": 379, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (09:56)", "body": "Adorable, Murph :-D"}, {"response": 380, "author": "amw", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (10:58)", "body": "I second that, excellent Murph."}, {"response": 381, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:09)", "body": "And nice pages, Moon. Loved the fun and games. :-D Got the munchies, Colin? 'Cause I'm going to take you on I've got an invitation To make a reservation The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away Waiting to take you away Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour They've got everything you need Satisfaction guaranteed The Magical Mystery Tour is hoping to take you away Hoping to take you away Aaaaaah- The Magical Mystery Tour Roll up- roll up for the mystery tour I've got an invitation To make a reservation The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away Coming to take you away The Magical Mystery Tour is dying to take you away Dying to take you away-take you today Play me"}, {"response": 382, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:35)", "body": "Peggy at the Firthden posted this today. I repost with her permission. Thought it was neat: ********************* HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN 40 years - 40 quotes 1-Mother: \ufffdhe has an enormous capacity for friendship. When he makes friends he stays friends\ufffd 2-Sister Kate: \ufffdSince he became a father I\ufffdve noticed a much gentler, softer side to Colin\ufffd 3-Penny Edwards, teacher: \ufffdHis head is very difficult to turn because he knows which direction he wants to put his face\ufffd 4-Meg Tilly: \ufffdHe\ufffds one of my best friends\ufffd 5-Mother-in-law: \ufffdMy daughter has married an admirable English gentleman .......we knew that a man who could treat our daughter with such beautiful love & respect was the right man for her. He is very dear to us.\ufffd 6-Christopher Fettes, Drama centre: \ufffdI knew instantly that he had quite an extraordinary talent...Colin represents everything that is best about the sort of middle class English background that he has had. He has an inner sense of culture & class & a maturity which is seen in only a few actors\ufffd 7-Yat Malmgren, Drama Centre: \ufffdHe was the kind of student who almost never occurs. He had everything I expect & rarely find; imagination, intelligence, logic, common sense\ufffd 8-Kenneth Branagh, AMITC: \ufffdColin is a supremely generous actor\ufffd 9-Kenith Trodd, AMITC, COF: \ufffd There\ufffds more to Colin than there is to most actors. Even when he\ufffds doing a costume role he brings something to the performance that makes you feel his performance isn\ufffdt just teeth & pantaloons. He\ufffds able to suggest a feeling of inner life in a way that most actors can\ufffdt.\ufffd 10-Martin Donovan, AZ: \ufffdColin- he\ufffds a magic actor......he learnt Spanish, he drank & ate with the film crew\ufffd 11-Fernando Ghia, Nostromo: \ufffdI owe so much to the stoicism of the British actors. While the Italians & Spanish would storm off the set complaining they couldn\ufffdt work in the heat, Colin Firth & Albert Finney would just sit there sweating it out.\ufffd 12-Michael Wearing, Nostromo: (Re Colin & Livia ) \ufffdtheir relationship flowered slowly & was delightful to see\ufffd 13-Anthony Mingella, TEP: \ufffdThere\ufffds a sort of transparency to Colin\ufffds inner life that only the best actors have. He has to do very little it seems to give you access to his inner being.\ufffd 14-Nick Hornby, FP: \ufffd...wouldn\ufffdt you know it, & doesn\ufffdt it make you sick? - Colin Firth is a genuinely nice guy; smart, funny, self-deprecating, complicated, thoughtful, good company\ufffd 15-Ruth Gemmell, FP: \ufffd...he\ufffds so lovely, he immediately put me at ease....Colin is not as serious as people think. He\ufffds also a very sweet man\ufffd 16-Holly Aird, FP: \ufffdColin Firth hasn\ufffdt let fame go to his head....Colin isn\ufffdt arrogant. In real life he\ufffds quiet, shy & mostly sits & reads\ufffd 17-Gwyneth Paltrow, SIL: \ufffdWhen I first met him I thought he was quite serious. But actually he is very funny.\ufffd 18-John Madden SIL: on Wessex. \ufffdCrucial character, brilliantly played, I think. But it\ufffds the kind of performance that gets richer & richer the more you see it\ufffd 19- Nia Long, SLOW: \ufffd.... a sweetheart, a true professional. He tells great stories & has a wonderful sense of humour & he really tries to give everything he can as an artist\ufffd 20-Jodhi May, TOTS: \ufffdColin Firth was lovely, a complete joy to work with\ufffd 21-Mary Elizabeth Mastrantio, MLSF: \ufffdBut he\ufffds fantastic & he\ufffds a dear family friend of ours.......and he\ufffds a fantastic actor. ...if you were to read the script & then you watch these scenes & see the humour & pathos that he\ufffds extracted & imbued them with, it\ufffds astonishing\ufffd 22-Sir Denis Forman, MLSF: \ufffdHe\ufffds my father to a T - the way he walked, the way he talked. I did send them some old time movies.....but it really is almost uncanny. A wonderful performance.\ufffd 23-Julie Andrews, RV: \ufffdColin Firth played my nephew. We had some wonderful scenes together\ufffd 24-Jo Weedon. Womans Own, 1986: \ufffdThere\ufffds more than a little cynicism about Colin Firth & yet, behind the tough facade is a shy, unpretentious young man\ufffd 25-Guiiana Mercorio Films & Filming:1989 \ufffd...this smiling, eminently sane, attractive 28-year-old\ufffd 26-Jane Oddy. Sunday Life 1994:\ufffdDespite protestations that he is shy of women, Colin exudes charm & confident sex appeal\ufffd 27-Kathy Passero. A & E Monthly.1996: \ufffd.....the 36 year-old British actor, who, in contrast to his aloof & brooding character, is genial & pleasant\ufffd 28-Judith Stone. Mirabella 1996: \ufffd...many would say he slices, dices & purees the mustard\ufffd 29-Weekly News, 1996: \ufffdHe is as humorous & articulate as Darcy is chilly & silent. His classic good looks give him a powerful presence, but something happens when he opens his mouth & you hear his amazing voice. The man is magnetic\ufffd 30-TV Times, 1997: \ufffdColin Firth remains that rare thing - an actor who\ufffds more interesting than any of the characters he plays\ufffd 31-Radio Times. 1997: \ufffdHis level-headed attitude is probably genetic\ufffd 32-Daily Telegraph 1997: \ufffd...you would expect a hint of aloof arrogance or impatience from someone who has set the hearts of British womanhood a-flutter. But nothing could be further from the truth, Firt"}, {"response": 383, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:45)", "body": "Great brownies, Karen! ;-) The music is great and look who just started playing, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars! Thank you David Bowie!"}, {"response": 384, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (11:52)", "body": ""}, {"response": 385, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (12:37)", "body": "When I get older losing my hair, Many years from now. Will you still be sending me a Valentine, Birthday greeting, bottle of wine. If I'd been out til quarter to three Would you lock the door, Would you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm 64, You'll be older too, And if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday morning go for a ride, Doing the garden, digging the weeds, Who could ask for more? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm 64. Every summer we can rent a cottage, In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera, Chuck, & Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line, Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore. Will you still need me, will you still feed me. When I'm 64. Since you're only The answer is a RESOUNDING Turn me on"}, {"response": 386, "author": "Lassie", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (13:32)", "body": "May the coming year see all your wishes realized! From you number #1 fan in the whole world, Happy birthday, Colin. Guess who."}, {"response": 387, "author": "SadieR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (13:51)", "body": "WOW! What a tremendous bash. You sure know how to throw a party. I just want to add my humble congrats to the much cleverer dazzling posts."}, {"response": 388, "author": "CherylB", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (13:55)", "body": "Dear Mr. Firth there is nothing I can give you for your birthday that you don't already have. So I send you the hope that as you stand on the threshold of a new millennium you have much personal happiness and joy in your life's chosen work. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"}, {"response": 389, "author": "lyndaw", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:17)", "body": "Happy Birthday to an actor who grows lovlier by the year. Hope this coming year will be your best yet, Colin. And thanks to everyone's efforts in making this a terrific birthday bash."}, {"response": 390, "author": "Tracy", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:20)", "body": "Cheryl - wonderfully put! This is one great party, well done all! Vol-au-vent anyone?"}, {"response": 391, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:37)", "body": "Great pages everybody.... Hey Murph tell Peggy at Firthden that she forgot to mention Jennifer... \"He's a very nice man, and a terrific actor\"... Hey...where's the food ' drink, Moon? Here's my contribution to the food-fare.... Hope you enjoy it Colin.... And it's as good as the one you had in Liverpool..."}, {"response": 392, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (14:46)", "body": ""}, {"response": 393, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (15:27)", "body": "Evelyn, the food is everywhere! Thanks for the sushi, I never thought you would be the one to bring it. ;-) There is plenty of champagne and through that green door we have a flourescent bong all for you. And do try the brownies, Karen made them and they are delicious. :-D"}, {"response": 394, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (15:36)", "body": "Thanks for the sushi, I never thought you would be the one to bring it. ;-) Weeeelllll last year you all didn't appreciate the prairie oysters...so this year I decided to go a little less provincial.... BTW...I've been looking for a gift that all of us want to give Colin.... A NEW AGENT Better roles @ half the commission!!"}, {"response": 395, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (17:23)", "body": ""}, {"response": 396, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (17:24)", "body": "And a very special message, specially made from ALL of us:"}, {"response": 397, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (19:02)", "body": "Karen, sei molto creativa! Time for the cake!"}, {"response": 398, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (19:10)", "body": "And here is Your horoscope Colin. IF SEPTEMBER 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: You are an independent thinker, creative, dynamic, dramatic. People describe you as colorful, temperamental, sensual. Leo, Aquarius persons play memorable roles in your life -- could have these letters, initials in names: A, S, J. During remainder of September, forces could be scattered, you will be flattered and very social. Travel, flirtation in November. Thanks, Marcia"}, {"response": 399, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (21:36)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! Hope you have a wonderful year -a warm hug (and perhaps a wee toe nibble) from EsBee"}, {"response": 400, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (22:14)", "body": "A few more goodies..."}, {"response": 401, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (22:22)", "body": ""}, {"response": 402, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (22:36)", "body": "Janey Fothergill about Colin \"People like Colin Firth are quite unusual in that they can play most decades quite easily; there is very little that he can't tackle. Happy 40 Colin and many many more."}, {"response": 403, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2000 (23:13)", "body": "It is still Firthdat In Hawaii... Birthdates which occurred on your SELECTED date of September 10: 1487 Julius III Counter-Reformation pope (1550-55) 1736 Carter Braxton signed Decl of Ind 1753 Sir John Soane England, architect (Soane Museum) 1836 Joseph Wheeler Maj Gen/Cavalry Commander, Army of Tennessee 1839 Isaac Kauffman Funk US, publisher (Funk & Wagnalls) 1872 Ranjitsinhji Vibhaji India, cricketer/politician 1887 Giovanni Gronchi president of Italy 1890 Franz Werfel Austria, author (40 Days of Musa Dagh) 1893 Al \"Fuzzy\" St John Santa Ana Calif, actor (Lash of the West) 19-- Arthur Taxler actor (Lt Zymack-Midnight Caller) 19-- Dennis Burkley Van Nuys Calif, actor (Mary Hartman, Sanford) 19-- Harry Groener actor (Ralph-Dear John) 19-- Michael Pasternak Bkln NY, actor (Co-ed Fever) 1907 Fay Wray Alberta Canada, actress-King Kong's main squeeze 1909 Raymond Scott Bkln NY, orch leader (Your Hit Parade) 1914 Robert Wise movie director (Day the Earth Stood Still) 1915 Edmond O'Brien NYC, actor (Sam Benedict, Johnny Midnight) 1927 Yma Sumac [Emperatriz Chavarri], Ichocan Peru, 5 octave soprano 1929 Arnold Palmer golfer (PGA Golfer of the Year 1960, 1962) 1933 Yevgeny V Khrunov USSR, cosmonaut (Soyuz 5) 1934 Charles Kuralt Wilmington NC, newscaster (On the Road) 1934 Roger Maris Yankee, HR champ (61 in 1961, AL MVP 1960, 1961) 1935 John Palmer Kingsport Tenn, news anchor (NBC Weekend News) 1939 Greg Mullavey Buffalo NY, actor (Tom-Mary Hartman, Rituals) 1940 Roy Ayers LA, disco jazz artist (Fever, You Send Me) 1945 Jos\ufffd Feliciano Lares PR, singer/songwriter (Light my Fire) 1945 Richard M Mullane Tx, USAF/astro (STS 41-D, STS-27, STS-36) 1945 Tom Ligon New Orleans, actor (Joyride) 1946 James R Hines US, sprinter (Olympic-gold-1968) 1948 Bob Lanier NBA center (Detroit Pistons, Milwaukee Bucks) 1948 Judy Geeson Arundei Sussex Engld, actress (To Sir With Love, Berserk) 1948 Margaret Trudeau Vancouver BC, former Canadian 1st lady 1950 Joe Perry Boston, rocker (Aerosmith-Walking the Dog) 1953 Amy Irving Palo Alto, Cal, actress (Yentl, Carrie, Crossing Delancy) 1957 Brian Fitzpatrick Upper Darby Pa, actor (Rick Alden-Loving) 1957 Siobhan Fahey rocker (Bananarama-Venus) 1960 Miranda Wilson Nebraska, actress (Sandra-Santa Barbara) 1963 Carol Decker rocker (T'Pau-Heart & Soul) 1963 David Titlow rocker (Blue Mercedes-Rich & Famous) 1965 Allison Daughtry actress (Guilding Light) 19!! Colin Firth Actor (Pride and Prejudice) Deaths which occurred on September 10: 1419 John the Fearless Burgundy France, warrior, murdered at 48 1842 Letitia Tyler Pres Tyler's wife, dies at 51 1961 Leo Carrillo actor who portrayed Pancho on Cisco Kid, dies at 81 1976 Mordecai Johnson 1st black president of Howard U, dies at 86 1977 Hamida Djandoubi convicted murderer last to, die in the guillotine 1985 Alexa Kenin actress (Mousie-Coed Fever), dies at 23 1990 Samuel Kanyon Doe president of Liberia, assassinated 1991 Yves Montand actor (Lets Make Love, Z), dies at 70 On this day... 422 St Celestine I begins his reign as Catholic Pope 1349 Jews who survived a massacre in Constance Germany are burned to death 1608 John Smith elected president of Jamestown colony council, Va 1776 George Washington asks for a spy volunteer, Nathan Hale volunteers 1798 British Hondurus beats Spain in battle of St George 1813 Comm Oliver H Perry defeats the British in the Battle of Lake Erie 1823 Simon Bolivar named president of Peru 1846 Elias Howe patents the sewing machine 1847 1st theater opens in Hawaii 1858 John Holden hits the 1st recorded HR (Bkln vs NY) 1869 Baptist minister invents the rickshaw in Yokohama, Japan 1882 1st international conference to promote anti-semitism meets in Dresden Germany (Congress for Safeguarding of Non-Jewish Interests) 1899 2nd quake in 7 days hits Yakutat Bay Alaska 1910 Great Idaho Fire destroys 3 million acres of timber 1913 Cleveland Call & Post established 1913 George W Buckner, named minister to Liberia 1913 Lincoln Highway opens as 1st paved coast-to-coast highway 1919 Indian's Ray Caldwell no-hits Yankees 3-0 1919 NYC welcomes home Gen John J Pershing & 25,000 WW I soldiers 1922 Largest Polo Grounds crowd Meusel, Ruth & Gehrig consecutive HRs 1924 Leopold & Loeb found guilty of murder 1927 France wins its 1st Davis Cup 1930 Charles E Mitchell, named minister to Liberia 1937 2nd American Football League plays 1st game (LA 21, Pittsburgh 0) Cleveland (Los Angeles) Rams plays their 1st NFL game, lose 28-0 1939 Canada declares war on Germany 1945 KLS-AM in Oakland Ca changes call letters to KWBR (now KDIA) 1945 Vidkun Quisling sentenced to death for collaborating with Nazis 1950 Joe DiMaggio becomes 1st to hit 3 HR in a game at Griffith Stadium 1953 Swanson sells its 1st \"TV dinner\" 1954 12 second shock kills 1,460 in Orleansville Algeria 1955 \"Gunsmoke\" premiers on CBS TV 1956 Louisville Ky public schools integrate 1960 NY Yankee Mickey Mantle hits 643' HR over right field roof in Detroit 1960 Running barefoot, Ethiopian Abe"}, {"response": 404, "author": "bethanne", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (01:40)", "body": "O my God !!! I just love this site. Thank God there are other Firthfanatics out there. Knowing I have on-line company, makes the long, hard wait until The BJ Diaries movie comes out next April, a tad more bearable. Happy Birthday, Colin. \" You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you \" Tee Hee Hee !!!! Rock on everybody and Karen, thanx for the BJ interview link. Bethanne"}, {"response": 405, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (08:41)", "body": ""}, {"response": 406, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (08:43)", "body": "Beth!! Glad to see you made it here. Visit our other topics and join in the discussions."}, {"response": 407, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (10:33)", "body": "WELCOME BETHANNE Stick around and join the year-round fun... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know I speak for all the droolies when I say a v. special THANK YOU to Karen and Moon who organized the B'day Bash for Colin.And to all who did the original web creations...Murph, Emma,Karen...you know who you are. (But Marcia...did I miss the leis? Remember...everyone should get leid on their birthday;-)"}, {"response": 408, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (12:48)", "body": "It was a fun party! Meet you at the other boards. :-D (But Marcia...did I miss the leis? Remember...everyone should get leid on their birthday;-) I think Murph took care of that with her birthday poem. ;-) Welcome Bethanne!"}, {"response": 409, "author": "judy", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (13:40)", "body": "I'm a day late but I wish you a very happy birthday and hope you achieve all your hearts desires in the coming year. Its been a great party but with those wonderful pics of Colin it felt like my birthday:-) Welcome Bethanne!!"}, {"response": 410, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (15:09)", "body": "Just in case.... Double Tuberoses"}, {"response": 411, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (15:10)", "body": "Hana ho!"}, {"response": 412, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (16:38)", "body": "Thank you Marcia....it's gorgeous."}, {"response": 413, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2000 (21:33)", "body": "Sorry I missed the big day, but I was knocked off my post in the Library at the last second and had to be gone through Sunday until now. I've been waiting on pins and needles to see what all you guys have done ... *very impressive*! I know I already said it once, but I hate to waste all that research, so ... Colin! Mickey told me he has been pondering -- -- what might be the best way to celebrate your birthday -- -- Maybe a birthday bouquet -- -- like -- -- Lots of presents -- -- some bubbly -- -- or maybe -- -- Yummy food -- -- and sincerest wishes for a -- . . . Belatedly! Sorry ... Love, KJ"}, {"response": 414, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (10:21)", "body": "Lovingly done, KJ...The party goes on... I'm glad you went ahead and posted when you had a chance."}, {"response": 415, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (17:23)", "body": "Thanks, Evelyn. And thanks, KarenR for wiping out my last desperately entered post, 5 minutes after my time was up with someone breathing down my neck (and rightly, too)so I little sense or time to check for last-minute errors. (Now explain how I got that huge gap in this one! *heehee*) And Welcome, Bethanne! Hope you visit all of ODB's Topics often!"}, {"response": 416, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (17:28)", "body": "That's OK, KJ. The pics didn't show up [there were two urls on each - spring's plus the real location] and you didn't close your center tag. The unclosed tag was the more critical one and would drive people crazy all day...so I deleted."}, {"response": 417, "author": "CherylB", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2000 (18:23)", "body": "KJ, your graphics were wonderful, definitely worth the wait. Marcia, of course it's not a proper birthday without the guest of honor being lei'd by you. The double tuberoses are beautiful."}, {"response": 418, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (01:32)", "body": "The double tuberose lei I reveived last week hung in the living room and scented the house magnificently. It is like a cross between ginger and gardenia in fragrance and absolutly lovely to wear. My pleasure to Lei him every chance I get =)"}, {"response": 419, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (07:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 420, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (07:44)", "body": "The line forms on the left...or is it right ;-D"}, {"response": 421, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2000 (19:34)", "body": "Welcome Bethanne"}, {"response": 422, "author": "claire", "date": "Sat, Sep 16, 2000 (21:05)", "body": "Gee...I never knew that he's 40!! I thought he was probably in his early 30s or something. Is he married yet?"}, {"response": 423, "author": "claire", "date": "Sat, Sep 16, 2000 (21:23)", "body": "Oh and I forgot to say that I just joined here, and besides liking CF, I also like Toby Stephens *drool*. He was in the Twelfth Night and the Camomile Lawn with Jennifer Ehle."}, {"response": 424, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 16, 2000 (22:36)", "body": "Claire You have good taste! (and, yes, CF is married)"}, {"response": 425, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 17, 2000 (11:31)", "body": "WELCOME CLAIRE Glad to have you on board..stick around an visit the other CF boards. We love to have new members! (Claire) I also like Toby Stephens *drool*. He was in the Twelfth Night and the Camomile Lawn with Jennifer Ehle. LOL I applaud your good taste in men...TS was also in Onegin and is currently filming Possession (also with Jennifer)."}, {"response": 426, "author": "claire", "date": "Fri, Sep 22, 2000 (04:58)", "body": "Did you guys like CF in Shakespeare in Love??"}, {"response": 427, "author": "Lassie", "date": "Fri, Sep 22, 2000 (06:23)", "body": "Of course! Was there anyone else?"}, {"response": 428, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 22, 2000 (08:02)", "body": "Claire, we're over at topic 134 (our general Colin topic) as well as others. We hardly use this one except for the birthday party. See you there. :-)"}, {"response": 429, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Sep 27, 2000 (05:06)", "body": "Just back from my trip and I see you threw a wonderful birthday party for Colin. I expected no less from you ;-) but am amazed anyway at the creativity and energy put into it. I wish the recipient enjoyed it at least as much as I did :-)Congrats, everyone!"}, {"response": 430, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 27, 2000 (08:22)", "body": "Whew! That was quite a vacation, Gi. We missed you. :-D"}, {"response": 431, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, Sep 27, 2000 (09:33)", "body": "Thanks Karen. I missed you too :-)"}, {"response": 432, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 28, 2000 (12:27)", "body": "You've been gone too long , Gi.I have been asking about you.... Thought of you and Antonio when I went to the Donmar last night.We've had good times there.....I do hope ODB appears at the Donmar again. Those other stage doors are so dingy and out in the cold etc. Donmar is cozy ;-))"}, {"response": 433, "author": "patas", "date": "Fri, Sep 29, 2000 (02:43)", "body": "(Evelyn)You've been gone too long , Gi. oh I know... It took me almost a week to read all the posts in only half a dozen topics :-)"}, {"response": 434, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Apr 29, 2001 (23:49)", "body": "I find it interesting that Colin Firth may be playing himself in the BJD sequel. And playing Darcy. That will be a bit of a challenge."}, {"response": 435, "author": "patas", "date": "Wed, May  2, 2001 (22:21)", "body": "Ah, Terry, this possibly has been endlessly discussed on these boards... It appears that the majority doesn't find it credible..."}, {"response": 436, "author": "terry", "date": "Thu, May  3, 2001 (09:01)", "body": "I think I heard that on the Katie Couric Today Show Interview, or it may have been on Karen's page somewhere. \b\b\b"}, {"response": 437, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (09:09)", "body": "What's this year's theme again?"}, {"response": 438, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:13)", "body": "Do we need one?"}, {"response": 439, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:17)", "body": "No, we don't. But I'm a very theme-oriented person. Ask anyone who has ever been over for dinner at my place. ;-)"}, {"response": 440, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:22)", "body": "Ask anyone who has ever been over for dinner at my place. ;-) I had pot roast....but v. good pot roast:-)"}, {"response": 441, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:27)", "body": "That was a leftover in my refrigerator."}, {"response": 442, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:43)", "body": "I kind of liked the \"Take no Prisoners\" theme. But it's up for discussion. I'm already searching for the right pair of green snakeskin pants to wear. ;-)"}, {"response": 443, "author": "maryw", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (10:57)", "body": "For the newbies on the block - can someone pls explain the ground rules for the bday party? (It is the bday party we're discussing isn't it?)"}, {"response": 444, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (11:51)", "body": "(Moon) I kind of liked the \"Take no Prisoners\" theme. Please describe what you mean by this. Whips and chains? ;-D (Minkee) It is the bday party we're discussing isn't it Yes. That's what you'll find at this topic. I don't know of any specific rules for this other than those that apply to the rest of Drool. Karen will advise. If you have time, scroll through parties of years past to see what we've done, although some of the pics won't come up anymore."}, {"response": 445, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (12:10)", "body": "Karen will advise. I will? ;-) All I know is that there is lots of *virtual* drinking (but not for under age participants, who shouldn't be here anyway) Other than that, we party, party, party. FYI, in scrolling backward, many of the images will not appear for several reasons: 1. If the image was at one of Spring's older servers, the urls have changed. 2. If the image was at Geocities, Tripod or Xoom, they no longer allow posting at other sites. 3. Another site may have taken down said image. Whips and chains? ;-D Oh dear! I really hate surfing through those sites for appropriate gear. I remember when I had to find a toe-sucking pic for Esbee. Was mental torture. ;-"}, {"response": 446, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (12:14)", "body": "(Moon) I kind of liked the \"Take no Prisoners\" theme. (Eileen), Please describe what you mean by this. Whips and chains? ;-D No, we'll leave that to Rupi. TYVM! ;-) Welcome to the pub! I thought it could be in the style of a \"toast and roast\" or \"roast and toast\" considering all his films and recent awards. ;-)))"}, {"response": 447, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (12:23)", "body": "And did I mentioned the the 10 piece funk band I hired? We need da funk to get off da funk. ;-)"}, {"response": 448, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (17:50)", "body": "(Moon)And did I mentioned the the 10 piece funk band I hired? Try to find that African rock group he likes...or is he dead? (Minkee)can someone pls explain the ground rules for the bday party Moon is the Chairman. She sets the rules and always serves the best champ."}, {"response": 449, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2001 (21:06)", "body": "Try to find that African rock group he likes...or is he dead? Sorry, not this year. He listens too much to that stuff. Time for a change, plus, we need da funk to get off da funk. ;-) Moon is the Chairman. She sets the rules and always serves the best champ. xxxooo*smooch* Thank you Evelyn! But truly, I could not do it without such a great group as we have here. And we do love the champagne! Who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) I would love to see us all in different color snakeskin pants and get up with da band and sing a killer version of \"Mustang Sally.\" You know, we do drive like Bond girls. :-D"}, {"response": 450, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (14:49)", "body": "Bond girls ? O man....can I get to be Plenty O Toole ? I wanna shake my Happy Birthday groove thang, dressed in one of those white 70 hot pants thingys, with the long flapping fringe. Looks down at cellulite ridden thighs and imagines look of horror on Col's face when he sees me.....shrugs.....good job this is a cyber space par-tay then, isn't it ?"}, {"response": 451, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (17:19)", "body": "this is a cyber space par-tay then, isn't it ? This is the day we all get to meet, dance, drink and eat until ODB leaves the party. :-) I like your choice of outfit Beth. I'm thinking of wearing a little Pucci number with a turquoise-color feather wrap and I've found these great crystal-ball drop earrings. Renate has the chardonnay and vodka ready. The Dom Perignon is icy cold and there is plenty of beer on tap. (Just in case anyone wants to let off steam) ;-)"}, {"response": 452, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (18:21)", "body": "Hmmm - big dilemma for the Aussie/Kiwi contingent - do we start the party before everyone else since Sept 10 is only about 15 hrs away from now whereas UK/Europe and US Firthettes are still at least 24 hrs away. In which time zone was he born?"}, {"response": 453, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (18:39)", "body": "Does this answer your question? ;-)"}, {"response": 454, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (19:13)", "body": "(KarenR) Does this answer your question? ;-) Excellent! Excellent!"}, {"response": 455, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sat, Sep  8, 2001 (23:38)", "body": "So who has the lava lamps and mirror balls at the ready ? The lava in my lava lamp is looking rather sad and tired....a wee bit like ya'll did, about 20 minutes into Londcrapium, when you realised what utter tosh it was."}, {"response": 456, "author": "dianespeir", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (09:04)", "body": "What's this year's theme again? In the wake of L'dm, perhaps a \"We like you just as you are\" theme would be reassuring."}, {"response": 457, "author": "terry", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (09:11)", "body": "I'm trying to get Renate synched up with the site again so she can make some changes. Email has been sent!"}, {"response": 458, "author": "Renata", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (11:54)", "body": "Terry, upload worked - obviously it was just a temporary problem. What's this year's theme again? (Diana)In the wake of L'dm, perhaps a \"We like you just as you are\" theme would be reassuring. Great minds think alike ;-). Have just uploaded our birthday wishes. CF Birthday But they are not linked yet - will link them to cf.com only tomorrow morning or tonight, midnight according to GMT = Grayshott Mean Time."}, {"response": 459, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (12:18)", "body": "How To Make Your Fans Happy An Easy-to-follow Step-by-step Guide For Clueless Idols LOL!! Clueless, indeed. Good one, Renate."}, {"response": 460, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (12:49)", "body": "LOL! Brilliant, Renate! Are we going to have fun tomorrow!"}, {"response": 461, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (16:45)", "body": "Renate - that's really very clever bday messages - thanks. I wonder whether the yet unwritten chapters will be complete \"bound and published in what we call a book, Jones\" by the end of the day. All able-handed and able-minded Firthettes to contribute?"}, {"response": 462, "author": "maryw", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (17:40)", "body": "Hmmm - tough choice - just trying to put together something remotely interesting that's worthy of inclusion in Renate's 3 chapters - with one eye on the internet IBM scoreboard on USOPEN finals. Just saw Hewitt getting up against Sampras in Sets 1 and 2. Since it's not yet CF bday GMT - I might be forgiven for abandoning CF love task for a while in favour of what looks like a Hewitt win in USOpen. Happy CF bday (in advance) to all."}, {"response": 463, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (17:54)", "body": ""}, {"response": 464, "author": "LouiseJ", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (21:40)", "body": "Allow me to be one of the Firthst to wish CF the happiest of birthdays, with many more to come! Don't duck out the back door! The fun has just begun! HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"}, {"response": 465, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (21:57)", "body": "Woo Hoo.....65 minutes to go here on the East Coast, until D-Day. Appropriately enough, The Longest Day is now showing on AMC."}, {"response": 466, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (22:12)", "body": "A birthday poem for Colin: Colin, you are the sexiest man. We Drooleurs seek you wherever we can. If you try a disguise To baffle our eyes, You'll not fool these most ardent Firthfans! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! *clinking glass of chardonnay against computer screen*"}, {"response": 467, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (22:36)", "body": ""}, {"response": 468, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2001 (23:32)", "body": "Happy, happy, joy, joy !!!!!! Raising a glass ( filled with Kaluha, Baileys and vodka ) to ya babe. Can you hear the ice cubes clink ? I promise by next year, I will know how to do all those funky birthday graphics too. By the way, what am I drinking ? Is this thing a Black/White Russians or a Mudslide ? Anyhoo, its going down very easily. Thanks Col, you should have birthdays more often. I have a whole pitcher of this stuff in my fridge, if any one wants some."}, {"response": 469, "author": "Renata", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (00:39)", "body": "It's too early in Europe for Chardonnay or Vodka, so I raise my tea-cup to you, Colin: Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 470, "author": "Renata", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (00:43)", "body": "This had to happen today! Grr! ;-) Oh, well, there are more birthday cakes on http://www.colinfirth.com !"}, {"response": 471, "author": "Tracy", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (02:19)", "body": "Counldn't miss the party so I'm stepping out of lurkdom to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! Another year, older, wiser & sexier."}, {"response": 472, "author": "amw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (02:48)", "body": "HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN, may this be the best year yet especially career wise, lots of wonderful projects for your ardent admirers to watch and drool over, Best Wishes, to you and your family"}, {"response": 473, "author": "amw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (02:49)", "body": "and Hi Tracy, good to see you back again."}, {"response": 474, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (05:23)", "body": "I will join Beth (Bethane) in graphics classes in time for next year's celebration...in the meantime...just a simple... MANY HAPPY RETURNS TO COLIN!!"}, {"response": 475, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! In the past, because of my love of music, I have given you guitars and amplifiers and lots of CD\ufffds, Keith Jarrett, The Waterboys, Corner Shop, Tim Buckley, etc. etc. Remember? This year we are having a little fun \ufffdroasting and toasting\ufffd you with the themes like \ufffdTake No Prisoners\ufffd and \ufffdWe like You Just as You Are.\ufffd Lately, my pet peeve has become the way you kiss on screen. That also goes for your recent, Bridget Jones\ufffds Diary and Londinium, in fact, we have to go all the way back to Femme Fatal for a good kiss. Now, after having consulted \ufffdyour psychologist\ufffd Stephen F. on this problem, I have come up with a practical gift this year: Kissing Lessons ! Kiss - To engage in mutual touching or caressing with the lips. Now come this way But before we start, let\ufffds toast with a special martini created just for you. It\ufffds better if your lips are wet."}, {"response": 476, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:29)", "body": "Now let\ufffds begin: Kissing Exercise: Spend part or all of a kissing scene concentrating on just your lips... no tongues allowed. Slowly slide your lips together, enjoying the subtle feeling of each other's skin. Lick, nibble, kiss each other's mouths... go slow, and really enjoy the sensations. This exercise should make you more aware of your lips, and will add a new layer to your kissing experience. Head Movement: On camera head movement is definitely one of the more subtle aspects of successful kissing, but it can really add a great deal to the experience. Coordinating all the different moving parts of a kiss can seem pretty overwhelming, and it may help for you only to think about one at a time. However, a really good kisser manages to get everything moving at the same time (lips, tongue, head, teeth) without any seeming effort. Each of these aspects should complement each other, allowing the kiss to be playful or passionate, coy or demanding, silly or serious at a moment's notice. A little can go a long way. Remember, everything should work together like a symphony, with you as the conductor. Coordination is the key. So do not freeze up and panic when you hear \ufffdKiss scene take 1, ACTION.\ufffd"}, {"response": 477, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:30)", "body": "Now to the games\ufffd AKA Do you sizzle or are you a wet fish? Step this way: The Firthettes are ready to play: Slo-Mo Kisses The object of this game is to see how slow you and your partner can kiss each other. This is also just good practice, as slow kisses are generally considered quite desirable and passionate. You and your partner begin kissing each other. As you kiss, concentrate on moving your lips and tongue slower and slower. Try to feel each little nerve signal that is being sent to your brain as you sssslllooowwwllllyyy explore each other's mouths. Once you've got this down... move even slower! Nuthin' But the Lips Since kissing can tend to concentrate too much on tongues (just ask moi!), this game is designed to help develop other parts of your technique. The simple rules of this game are... no tongues! That's right, you can only use your lips. Don't worry... the passion level of this game can be through the roof if done correctly! Begin by just kissing each other on the lips... softly and slowly. Concentrate on drawing out the lip contact... not just kissing the lips, but brushing them against each other, sucking softly on both the top and bottom lips, and maybe even nibbling a little! Remember, this game is all about the lips , so really feel what they are doing. Feel the texture of your partner's lips, and what they are doing against yours. Slowly brush, kiss, and suck your way around each other's mouths... then do it some more! Trust me, you'll be amazed at the sensations you can get from just using your lips. Tippy Tongues This game is almost, but not quite, the exact opposite of the 'Nuthin' but the Lips' game above. To play this game, you get to use your tongue... but just the very tip! Just play with each other's tongue tippies with your own tongue... just barely making contact. Swirl and dance your tongue tip around, and play with the various motions you can make using just your tongue tip. You can kiss this way with lips touching or not touching... though touching lips generally makes things a little more comfortable and controlled. Don't forget to concentrate on the tongues! Just the tippy tongues! For being such a good student you will receive this to wear instead of your Arsenal ones. And don\ufffdt forget, you owe me one. Enjoy the party! Auguri di cuore! Non arrabbi\ufffdrti troppo \ufffd solo uno scherzo e noi ci divertiamo un sacco. Un bacio. Now let\ufffds dance. Another martini anyone?"}, {"response": 478, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:46)", "body": "Oh Moon...that was *wonderful*...I'm still swooning.Hope he takes a hint. Pennis Award coming up... (pun intended!!)"}, {"response": 479, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (07:54)", "body": "In Honour of the Great Film Spring is pleased to present the 1st Annual PENNIS AWARD"}, {"response": 480, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:08)", "body": "Get with da funk! We need a drum roll."}, {"response": 481, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:32)", "body": "Oh, Moon, way too early in the morning for ca-laaaaaasssss. But am taking notes. Hopefully he can put those instructions into play on his next film, either that or he should rewatch Tumbledown. Good to see you dropped in, Tracy. :-) My, oh my, Ev!! Can't you just see that award on the mantle? *snort*"}, {"response": 482, "author": "nky", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:45)", "body": "Just want to wish our dearest Colin a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! I've enjoyed all your posting for the past couple of years and now I think its time to come out of the closet for our dear Colin. Sorry, not very good at being creative like some of you."}, {"response": 483, "author": "fitzwd", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:51)", "body": "Speaking of P-awards, try this one on for size :-)"}, {"response": 484, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (08:59)", "body": "Welcome to our party, nky. Have some champagne. Karen, it's never to early for class if the subject is kissing. And it's not too early for champagne either. Evelyn, we are all anticipating this great(big) award."}, {"response": 485, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:01)", "body": "LOL, Donna! This mortal coil. (The band, that is)"}, {"response": 486, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:03)", "body": ""}, {"response": 487, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:05)", "body": "LOL! Are we going to have dueling P Awards? eh eh eh More than two can play at that game... As we walk through the Valley of the P-Awards..."}, {"response": 488, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:13)", "body": "Everybody Dance!! Click here"}, {"response": 489, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:19)", "body": "LOL! Are we going to have dueling P Awards? eh eh eh More than two can play at that game... Groovey, Karen! Yeah, baby! How about this charmstone. Picked this one up from the post Planet of the Apes studio sale."}, {"response": 490, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:36)", "body": "GREETINGS FROM ST. LOUIS YO, COLIN Happy Boitday from your ole classmates, thanks a lot for all the good press you're giving us"}, {"response": 491, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:46)", "body": "We can't have a 'roast and toast' without a Mistress of Ceremonies, so I have contacted one of Colin's special fans. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Spring's annual Colin Firth Birthday Bash. I am your Mistress of Ceremonies, Caroline. To mark the occasion, I am *not* dressed in a curtain today. As you know, I have thoroughly researched your films and have acquired a special present for you. It's the motorbike you rode in Playmaker! And I thought The Advocate was a sexy film...good thing I hadn't seen the shower scene before we met on the Rosie Show. *whew* Let's go for a ride, Colin! I know a wonderful spot where we can review those kissing lessons Moon has given you. Evelyn might even be there with the 'L' Pennis Award. Vrrrrooommmm! Vrrrroooommmm!"}, {"response": 492, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:48)", "body": "I just convinced Curly here we got room for one more in our cell... Nyuk nyuk nyuk"}, {"response": 493, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (09:51)", "body": "Moon's instructions say to turn your head a little to the left and lean in We're gonna keep doin' it til you get it right"}, {"response": 494, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:00)", "body": "Moon's instructions say to turn your head a little to the left and lean in ROTF! You're a very good student. Hey Caroline, do you think we might take turns on that Vespa? There are these hills around Bologna that are perfect for it. (Italian inside joke)"}, {"response": 495, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:25)", "body": "Our next event is a fashion show, to give our dear birthday boy some ideas. I'll start. First, look at my shoes. They may not be trainers, but they are all one color. We've called in our experts to give you some ideas on what trainers are supposed to look like: See? Black trainers, black laces. Next, let's talk about color. Here's what a tee shirt looks like when it's not black. [Hope this works] In anticipation of a very special event taking place in LA on the 16th, we have a few suggestions for formal wear. Note the fit of the collar, Colin. It comes in contact with the neck. Also note the length of the tie. One's tuxedo tie should not reach one's knees. Or perhaps you prefer this style? The tie is straight, not at a 30 degree angle. Just a final warning as far as tuxedos go...do not, I repeat, do not show up in this outfit! (The same advice applies to your sidekick.) We hope you enjoyed the fashion show, Colin!"}, {"response": 496, "author": "myou", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:29)", "body": "What a party!!!!!! Raising my coffee cup at work in honour of a man that has given us so much \"virtual pleasure\"! Even if the kissing scenes are a little mushed, the nude scenes are few and far between, but I for one do like him just as he is! Happy 41st!"}, {"response": 497, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:33)", "body": "ROTF!! Where'd you go, Eileen, TuxesRUs for those? ;-D Love our Mistress of Ceremonies. She's dressing better too since she won the coveted afternoon talk show slot."}, {"response": 498, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (10:56)", "body": "Moving on...we now arrive at the most contentious of subjects in the world of Firth fandom...*shhhhh* your career! I've brought in a few friends to give you advice. Whoopi says: 1. Don't date Ted Danson. 2. Join Hollywood Squares. Gloria says: 1. Make your husband your manager. Or your wife. We all say: STAY AWAY FROM THIS MAN. Promise?? ;-)"}, {"response": 499, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:05)", "body": "Honest! We don't know where Colin will be filming New Cardiff. Please, lady, put down that gun!! Phew! Those Firth fans can go a little too far."}, {"response": 500, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:15)", "body": "\"Hey Col... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... See ya'in January for the sequel to LONDINIUM."}, {"response": 501, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:19)", "body": "Those Firth fans can go a little too far. *guffaw* That's no lady, that's MysteryMan! You're walking a fine line, Evie. ;-P"}, {"response": 502, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:19)", "body": "Eileen, LOL! Caroline, don't forget to include a tip about what type of socks to wear."}, {"response": 503, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:31)", "body": "ROTF, Eileen. Tuxedo for the Emmy's? Bet he comes in an open collar.With short socks. \"Hold the white laces, Colin.\" Can we have some bubbly now, boss? It's evening in Winchester... Which reminds me...this one just came in.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM THE CITIZENS OF WINCHESTER Don't look like STRAW DOGS to me;-)"}, {"response": 504, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:38)", "body": "Got an early peak at the storyboards of \"The Prisoner of L'Dumb.\" Our story opens with: Allen Portman (said in repressed manner) But, I'd rather have a meat pie."}, {"response": 505, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:47)", "body": "(Evelyn) Tuxedo for the Emmy's? They're formal. Caroline says his gray 'LA suit' with the black shirt (unbuttoned to hide poor neck fit) is out for this event. ;-) Too funny, Karen. But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Heehee...with extra beans and onions."}, {"response": 506, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (11:49)", "body": "But, I'd rather have a meat pie. Oh no, boss...please. No meat pies.Consequences make one unsocialable:-D ROTF. That pic...from Hostages? Where's the brown teeth?"}, {"response": 507, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:03)", "body": "(Ev) Where's the brown teeth? He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-)"}, {"response": 508, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:09)", "body": "Those kissing lessons are paying off. There's no stopping him now, but with Mikey? (gulp) Tall martini just went down straight, wow!"}, {"response": 509, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:34)", "body": "Here is another game to play: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissastrology/horoscopes/"}, {"response": 510, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:37)", "body": "This is Colin's horoscope says:For 9/10/2001 Somebody is simply not hearing what you're saying. You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Perhaps you need to push verbal communications aside and say what you must in nonverbal ways. non verbal ways, as in kissing"}, {"response": 511, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:52)", "body": "Another birthday wish from a co-star Richard's written another for you, Col, called Blackadder - Up and Down. You're featured heavily in the Down segments. Be sure to get fitted for that padding as I'm practicing my kicks. ;-)"}, {"response": 512, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (12:53)", "body": "(Karen) He's saving them for the big kissy scene with Mikey. ;-) *ewwww* *grand mal seizure ensues* (horoscope) You say one thing with a simple and straightforward intention, and they hear something else entirely. Aha! That explains this \ufffdTo hell with it, this is fun.\ufffd I can\ufffdt wait to play a clich\ufffd.\""}, {"response": 513, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 514, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:44)", "body": "boston.com: Today's Birthdays: Actress Fay Wray is 94. Movie director Robert Wise is 87. Golfer Arnold Palmer is 72. Country singer Tommy Overstreet is 64. Actor Greg Mullavey is 62. Jazz vibraphonist Roy Ayers is 61. Singer Danny Hutton (Three Dog Night) is 59. Singer Jose Feliciano is 56. Actor Tom Ligon is 56. Actress Judy Geeson is 53. Rock musician Joe Perry (Aerosmith) is 51. Actress Amy Irving is 48. Country singer Rosie Flores is 45. Actress Kate Burton is 44. Director Chris Columbus is 43. Actor Colin Firth is 41. Rock singer-musician David Lowery (Cracker) is 41. Rock musician Robin Goodridge (Bush) is 35. Rock singer-musician Miles Zuniga (Fastball) is 35. Rapper Big Daddy Kane is 33. Movie director Guy Ritchie is 33. Actor Ryan Phillippe is 27. Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 515, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:50)", "body": "\"The guys in the next cell said that the Londinium torture is by far the worst they've had to endure\" And the guys in your cell said the meat pies were;-D"}, {"response": 516, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:53)", "body": "Colin ... To a Rare Specimen ... KJ"}, {"response": 517, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:55)", "body": "London Times Sept. 10 \"Birthdays Sir Thomas Allen, opera singer, 57; Mr Michael Barry (Michael Bukht) broadcasting executive and food journalist, 60; Professor Sarah Coakley, Professor of Divinity at Harvard University, 50; Mrs Beryl Cook, painter, 75; Baroness Emerton, Chief Commander of the St John Ambulance, 66; Mr John Entwistle, bass guitarist of The Who, 57; Mr Colin Firth, actor, 41; Professor C.H.M.J. Gilles, expert on tropical medicine, 80; Mr Christopher Hogwood, musicologist and conductor, 60; the Very Rev Michael Mayne, Dean Emeritus of Westminster, 72; Mr Norman Morrice, dancer and choreographer, 70; Lord Nolan, chairman of the Committee on Standards in Public Life, 1994-97, 73; Mr Arnold Palmer, golfer, 72; Sir Peter Reynolds, chairman of Ranks Hovis McDougall, 1981-89, 72; Mr Denis Richards, air historian, 91; Dame Betty Ridley, Third Church Estates Commissioner, 1972-81, 92; Mr Bill Rogers, golfer, 50; Dr Sir Brian Smith, chairman of BAA, 1991-98, 73."}, {"response": 518, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:57)", "body": "Wow, he gets a Mr. in the London Times. He doesn't even garner one in the Globe;) Happy Birthday, MR. Colin Firth:)"}, {"response": 519, "author": "LauraMM", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (13:58)", "body": "Notice that Guy Ritche is missing..."}, {"response": 520, "author": "Bryonny", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! In honour of this momentous occasion (and the upcoming DVD), I present you with the new Pride & Prejudice Lego set. Featuring Bingley, Jane, Wickham, Darcy, and Lizzie. Despite your best efforts to avoid fame, you just are not going to be able to escape Mr. Darcy. Maybe you should consider playing the evil, action movie villain :-)"}, {"response": 521, "author": "Bethanne", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:40)", "body": "OMG, this is all so incredibly funny. Happy Birthday to Our Darling Boy.....and bloody well done to all you computer savvy peeps out there, who have come up with all these hysterical graphics and pictures. You have us all rolling in the aisles."}, {"response": 522, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:48)", "body": ""}, {"response": 523, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:50)", "body": "From the ET Online site: Today's Birthdays Colin Firth, 41 Also listed: Amy Irving (48) and Ryan Philippe (27) *** Photo looks vintage 'SiL promo' to me."}, {"response": 524, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:54)", "body": "KarenR.. please delete my last post (524). Thanks, KJ"}, {"response": 525, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (14:55)", "body": "Hooray!! They updated. Checked earlier and was ready to barrage with nasty emails about Valerie Perrine Who!! That means he'll be shown tonight. Yippee!!"}, {"response": 526, "author": "rachael", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:00)", "body": "9pm UK time - just about right for crawling in late to a party then ... Happy BD, ODB - my *wish* present to you is a big bundle of decent scripts to maintain high happiness levels in all these fab lasses who've been at this party before me"}, {"response": 527, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:02)", "body": "Colin! It's your 41st birthday! We all hope you ... Have a ball! We annually virtually celebrate the anniversary of the day that your Mum and Dad brought you forth, little knowing the extraordinary individual they were loosing upon an unsuspecting (and unprepared) world. Indeed it can be truthfully said that many of us are still stunned witless and reduced to jelly, once we become aware of, and contemplate, the unparalleled phenomenon that you are, and have become. Behold, we giggle and say inane things when attempting to communicate our thoughts and impressions concerning your being and accomplishments. Through seasons lush or sere, we remain fascinated and faithful, both critical and complementary, willing or unwilling (depending on our mood) to cut you some slack. But the thing is ... um ... What we're trying to say -- VERY inarticulately -- is ... that, um ... in fact ... Perhaps despite appearances ... ... We like you -- VERY MUCH -- JUST AS YOU ARE. To demonstrate this, yearly we bring forth outrageous and brilliant celebratory virtual party trappings: We charter a flotilla of virtual yachts to float serenely off the Menoracan coast: Then sail merrily to our virtual private beach off Cancun where a bit of sea-bathing will set us up forever! We import virtual goodies from all over -- Virtual Cheesecake from New York: Cans of virtual goodies from Brazil -- \"where the nuts come from\" -- Virtual beverages from Germany to whet the appetite... From Kashmir some virtual Yakhni Pulao... SRC=\" http://www.angithi.com//images/RecipeSite/menu/yakhni_mutton_pulao_and_mutton_curry.JPG\" > Virtual pasta from a hideaway trattoria in Orvieto: All topped off by yummy virtual chocolates and champagne *hic*: [The advantage of bingeing on virtual champagne is that you wake up the next morning suffering from only a virtual hangover -- **Virtual Ooog!**] ... Not to mention The Virtual Cake: ...And, dear Colin, by the end of the evening, we all concur that -- despite the fact that you habitually \"protesteth too much\" -- the general consensus here is that You Are (and Ought To Be) Definitely One of the Good Guys... Happy Birthday, Colin! Love, KJ"}, {"response": 528, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:20)", "body": "Wow, KJ! We can take the virtual eating but who said anything about virtual drinking? ;-) From the birthday list above I noted, Mr Denis Richards, air historian, Now can someone please explain what an air historian does?"}, {"response": 529, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:20)", "body": "Karen, your prisoner is suffering poor chap! ROTF!"}, {"response": 530, "author": "rachael", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:41)", "body": "who updated? what'll be shown? where? where?"}, {"response": 531, "author": "mari", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (15:53)", "body": "Talk about side-splitting--you guys are too much! ROTF! In honor of your birthday, Colin, and your Emmy nomination, we're rolling out the red carpet! And look who's here to greet you--take it away, Joan! J: Welcome back to our LIVE Emmy coverage here on the red carpet. Let's see who'd headed this way. Hiya, handsome, are you a nominee? C: Er, yes, I'm Colin Firth J: Oh, right! Colleen! I loved you in Bridget Jones, but how the hell did she almost go for that floppy-haired schmuck instead of you??? Jeez, you're awfully cute. What are you nominated for? C: Best Supporting Actor in Conspiracy. J: You played a Nazi??? C: Yes, I played . . . J: I didn't realize they had cute Nazis! Go figure. And you speak so nicely you English guys--not like those Nazis, everything is ach! and ich! and uch!--oi, sounds like my cat trying to cough up a fur ball. Anyway, I hate Nazis--what they didn't do to my Uncle Morty! C: Sorry to hear that . . . J: Oh, Morty's ok. I was just thinking--what they didn't do to him! So, what are you wearing? C: Armani. J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. Anyway, who's this lovely lady with you? C: This is my wife, Livia. J: Hello, Olivia! You wait right here while we take a station break. We'll be right back, folks!"}, {"response": 532, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:01)", "body": "(Mari channeling Joan) J: Listen, we had an e-mail from a fan in Miami. She says your collar is too loose, and the tux isn't fitted properly. C: How would she know? I just got here! J: Maybe she's psychic. LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu."}, {"response": 533, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:07)", "body": "Moon - when I clicked on your link to virtualkisses - this is the horoscope I got for MR FIRTH's bday... There you are ladies - you'll have a lot of fun taking this horoscope apart - I am sure the words are just too apt for all the themes that you have expounded on earlier today. Thanks all for the hysterically hilarious riotous bday party - but I missed waiting for someone to serve up the blue soup, the green gunge, the omellette and the marmalade. Maybe we can serve that up at the hang-over recovery tent in the morning. For 9/10/2001 If you ever wanted to intensify a relationship by sitting around coffee houses and bantering about the more subtle aspects of ethics and existentialism, now is the time to do it. Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought. You are sensual and sensitive."}, {"response": 534, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:14)", "body": "As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-)"}, {"response": 535, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:24)", "body": "ROTF...everybody. Hey KJ, don't get booted outta the library for overtime! (Minkee)Horoscope:\"Someone may be moved to tears by the clarity of your thought\" Dunno know about anybody else,but *I* was moved to tears by his IQ or (is it GQ?) interview I mean, 'like it's sooo' much worse than what happened to poor Uncle Morty!"}, {"response": 536, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:41)", "body": "ROTF, Mari. I should have known you write for Joan. ;-) Are her ears really in back of her head now? (Minkee)serve up...the omellette Can't make one. Lizza has the whisk."}, {"response": 537, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:48)", "body": "Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin \"let off some steam\" with Joan or Missy? ;-)"}, {"response": 538, "author": "Lora", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:51)", "body": "Have been away for a while but am glad to have caught up on all the prestigious awards CF has won: the GQ one and the 'P' one ;-). I couldn't let the day go by without wishing ODB a very happy 41st birthday. I found this horoscope and thought it quite good advice for our birthday boy. Your Daily Horoscope: September 10, 2001 by iVillage Astrologer, Kelli Fox Attention to detail is extremely important right now, Virgo. The Gemini Moon blows through your life like a wind across a stack of important papers. No problem is too small for you to stop everything and deal with. Forget about your own quality time, and make sure that nothing flies out the window. The basics require a lot more mind power than you've given them lately. As long as you keep in mind how important it is to build a solid foundation, you should be in good shape by nightfall. (our Moon is more a part of his life than she may have thought ;-) and I love the part that begins, \"Forget about your own quality time...\") Happy Birthday, Colin, we love you just as you are (or we wouldn't have so many fun things to talk about)!"}, {"response": 539, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (16:59)", "body": "(Boss)As the day wears on, I'm mellowing out... ;-) Well as long as we're getting \"marshmallo-dramatic\" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN YOU TAKE THE CAKE!!"}, {"response": 540, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:02)", "body": "The Gemini Moon blows through your life I tried to keep that a secret! Is is my fault if we're both ruled by Marcury? LOL!! Can't wait until Sunday. Maybe it'll be deja vu. After all this advice... Mari, I had been waiting for you, ROTF! I agree with Eileen, you do write for Joan."}, {"response": 541, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:07)", "body": "And my present for Colin this year is being shipped to his door as we type... The Computerized Boxing Workout Partner Say good-bye to stress! Punching SlamMan may be the ultimate stress buster. The SlamMan workout is so engrossing that you will quickly feel your frustrations and anger drain away. Better yet, you can hit SlamMan but he will never hit you back. Unique target lights help to dramtically improve your hand-eye coordination. Speed hitting the lights on SlamMan takes the same reflexes and corrdination as using speed bag. The SlamMan workout will definitely improve your reflexes and hand-eye coordination which, in turn, can really improve your tennis or golf game. SlamMan is going to become your all-time favorite workout. SlamMan offers just about everything you could ask for in a workout. You can get aerobic conditioning and major muscle toning spontaneously...just like a boxer. Plus, you naturally develop grace, reaction time and stamina. The SlamMan workout will not only help you look great, it will help you feel great. Hitting SlamMan is so invigorating and such a great stress reliever that you will feel totally energized. And best of all - SlamMan is right there whenever you're ready to slam. When it comes to workouts, SlamMan is totally unique. He's challenging, he's fun, he's friendly and he's incredibly effective. Your're going to love what SlamMan can do for you. There's nothing like SlamMan on the market anywhere. He's a completely original and incredibly effective way to train because... -He's durable. -You can hit him hard. -He tells you when and where to hit him by lighting up. -He's sensitive. -He's strong and silent. -He's adjustable. -SlamMan's mini-computer will keep you on your toes."}, {"response": 542, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:16)", "body": "LOL, Karen! Can he take a hint? Have some more champagne."}, {"response": 543, "author": "patas", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:19)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! I just gave myself a birthday present by going to see BJD again. Loved it even more than firth time. Many happy returns of good films! Great party, ladies - as always :-)"}, {"response": 544, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:39)", "body": "Gi - me too. Saw it for the nth time but thought it was a most appropriate way to celebrate the bday. Still partying ladies (and gentlemen)??? A new day has dawned for me...and must off to work I go - I don't know why I can't just stay and put my head over where it should be after a hard day/night's partying like most normal people. anyway..carry on..."}, {"response": 545, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (17:52)", "body": "Time to go for me, too. Party hearty, ladies. *clink* More bubbly! Happy birthday, Colin! If pigs fly and hell freezes, we *might* just be celebrating something here before next September. Maybe. Possibly. Well, one can hope. ;-)"}, {"response": 546, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (18:34)", "body": "Hauoli Na Hanau Pakalana Lei This lei is one of the most outstanding leis ever created with (12) Rope Pakalana twined into one lei. It's lime green and light yellow flowers give you a very unique fragrance. Individual's use this lei for weddings or special occasions. Very fragrant."}, {"response": 547, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:15)", "body": "So many gifts, so many \"lessons.\" This has been the best party yet! We are ready to cut the cake so come this way and make sure you have plenty of Champagne. Cheers! Tanti auguri, tanti baci, tante cose buone!"}, {"response": 548, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:24)", "body": "When the bday candles have been blown out, the lights are dimmed, the party rubbish thrown out...here's a consolation party compliment to all those Down Under - I noticed that MLSF is showing at 3 am on Foxtel Showtime (urgh - no beauty sleep for a hangover-stricken partygoer). Thank you very much to all Firthettes for such an enjoyable virtual experience - I'm glad I overcame my shy-ness and de-lurked. See you next year. 3 cheers for our guy."}, {"response": 549, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (19:43)", "body": "I've had a lot of good laughs reading these posts. Thank you one and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN, hope to see more next year."}, {"response": 550, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:12)", "body": "No party is complete without being lei'd by Marcia! ;-) Hey, that one looks like a wreath. Fortunately, our boy has broad enough shoulders to carry it off."}, {"response": 551, "author": "WinniePeg", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:23)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 552, "author": "MarciaH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (20:30)", "body": "Karen, Sweetie, I try to do my best by our Colin. Never let it be said I passed up the chance to lei the DB =)"}, {"response": 553, "author": "mari", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2001 (21:30)", "body": "Would it be too much to wish for to have Colin \"let off some steam\" with Joan or Missy? ;-) With pleasure.;-) \"Joan, would you please, please, please, please, please, just *ucking *uck off! This is the worst day of my life, Brian Cox is probably going to win the Emmy, and I really don't want to see you!\""}, {"response": 554, "author": "Anek", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:15)", "body": "Sorry, I missed such a wonderful party with a lot of virtual drinking and such useful kissing tips. But though I'm late I also have sth to say to someone who has a very special place in my heart Happy Belated Birthday COLIN! Many gripping scripts, enticing characters, main parts in blockbusters, comedy parts, overflow of awards, a lot of successes, and great happiness and excitement in your family life"}, {"response": 555, "author": "Anek", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:18)", "body": "........I really thought that 12 font is smaller."}, {"response": 556, "author": "maryw", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:44)", "body": "TO ALL OUR FRIENDS AT DROOL IN THE US (INCLUDING ODB WHO IS IN LAX, ISN'T HE?) FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN AUSTRALIA WE ARE THINKING AND PRAYING FOR YOU ALL DURING THIS HORRIBLE MOMENT IN HISTORY. TAKE CARE ALL OF YOU!!! GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!"}, {"response": 557, "author": "terry", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (09:49)", "body": "Thank, this is the worst day of my life in the US. Our nation is under seige. More reports in the news conference."}, {"response": 558, "author": "Renata", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (10:44)", "body": "This is beyond words. What a nightmare, what a senseless, terrible crime. My thoughts are with the poor innocent victims and their families and friends. I send my heartfelt condolences from Germany to America, and say with Minkee: Take care all of you."}, {"response": 559, "author": "dianespeir", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2001 (15:46)", "body": "I heard on the TV that the Emmys have been canceled. I called BAFTA/LA to learn whether the Donovan Quick presenters had been accounted for, but only got their voice mail. Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Thanks for the condolences from abroad. Federal buildings have been closed in this part of the midwest and people are glued to their TVs. However, I have gotten the most detailed information from the last topic at this site posted by Paul Terry W, so appreciate his efforts."}, {"response": 560, "author": "EileenG", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2001 (10:28)", "body": "(Diane) Can anyone at Drool confirm ODB's safe location and post it? Doubt if ODBB (our dear birthday boy) was LA-bound via Boston yesterday a.m. Doubt even further that he was in lower Manhattan. I'm sure he's safe."}, {"response": 561, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:05)", "body": "Ok, I hope this is where you post boat names.. LOL Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked La Madre Pu\ufffd io: The Mother-May-I Il Giro Intorno: The Turnaround La Commedia Romantica: The Romantic Comedy Il Dodger di Dramma: The Drama Dodger Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Liv's Lobotomy Ok, there's ten.. (snickering)"}, {"response": 562, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:12)", "body": "Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception *hee hee hee* Good ones."}, {"response": 563, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:37)", "body": "Il Sordo e Muto: The Deaf and Dumb LOL!!! Il Pecked di Gallina: The Henpecked Il Puppy Frullato: The Whipped Puppy The Emasculate Conception Ouch! The Emasculate Conception Cute."}, {"response": 564, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (11:48)", "body": "LOL! I like them all but we must make realistic. The Costa family need to approve it. ;-) My DH would suggest: Il Cornuto: the Cuckold. ;-) Keep those suggestions coming. :-D"}, {"response": 565, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:12)", "body": "Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception ROTFLMAO, Jeanie! The only one I could possibly add would be : Il Pussi de Whippa. ;-)"}, {"response": 566, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:19)", "body": "LOL! I bow to your knowlege, Ms. Moon. It was just feeble guessing on my part! LOL! I couldn't resist, though. ;) Hmmmm... what does \"Cornuto\" mean?"}, {"response": 567, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:22)", "body": "Oh.. nevermind.. you were translating.. DUH.. \"The Cuckold\".. sometimes.. ok, most of the time, I'm really thick! Mari, \"Il Pussy Ha Frullato\" was one of my earlier considerations, but I didn't want to offend more than I already have! ROFL!"}, {"response": 568, "author": "kathness", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (12:54)", "body": "Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites so far! :-) All I could come up with was \"Per Favore Mas Amore\""}, {"response": 569, "author": "freddie", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (13:02)", "body": "Il Pussi de Whippa.....big LOL Il Si Caro.....nice ring to it Well done ladies!"}, {"response": 570, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (13:03)", "body": "Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta"}, {"response": 571, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:16)", "body": "Il Si Caro My overall favorite, but running a close second.... Il Pussi de Whippa"}, {"response": 572, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:49)", "body": "il idiot del villaggio"}, {"response": 573, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (14:52)", "body": "(Karen)Slight variation: Il Pussi con una fusta Zoinks, my translation must be WAY OFF... Please define, \"Il Goddess di Colinary Alletta\". ;) \"Il Si Caro\" is my favorite, too.. rolls right off the tongue. However, I'll go see if I can stir up some more. =P"}, {"response": 574, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:04)", "body": "my translation must be WAY OFF I'm using altavista's translator for the \"con una fusta\" part."}, {"response": 575, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:12)", "body": "il idiot del villaggio Il idioto del villaggio a masturbatorio ;-) Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL!"}, {"response": 576, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (15:24)", "body": "ROTF, Mari!!! Il Si Caro I like it. It should be Il Si Cara. Which has a double meaning of \"Yes, dear\", and \"Be so kind as to\" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-)))"}, {"response": 577, "author": "Rika", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (16:00)", "body": "See, I knew I was wasting my time taking French in high school. Should have taken Italian instead."}, {"response": 578, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (16:21)", "body": "il baggato (the joker)Doesn't mean anything, just the name of a restaurant in Rome that I went to. Sorry, but my Italian is lacking and my class doesn't begin until the 17th. I was feeling left out. (Moon)\"Be so kind as to\" and we can all finish that sentence. ;-))) ...Get out of my vicolo(sp?)I could think of a few others to end that sentence, but I don't want to get kicked off by the boss just before the big day."}, {"response": 579, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:43)", "body": "LOL, Mari! Il che i Mancando Testicoli: The Missing Testicles (yeah, I know, too long) L'attore di Neutered : The Neutered Actor... LOL! Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass La Giovanna, me prende via da questa cosa matta: (laughing) The Jane Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (singing ala Adam Sandler).. \"Opera Man... bye-BYEEEEEEE! (waving hanky)"}, {"response": 580, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:57)", "body": "Il Dolore nel Come: The Pain in the Ass According to my DB, this is my boat...LOL"}, {"response": 581, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (17:58)", "body": "See? Closing I hope"}, {"response": 582, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:19)", "body": "Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway?"}, {"response": 583, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:26)", "body": "(Linda) I think I meant il viale-what does vicolo mean anyway? alley. Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word \"alley\" means to you ;-)"}, {"response": 584, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:31)", "body": "(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? Typical American. ;-)"}, {"response": 585, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:44)", "body": "ROTFLOL! *wiping tear away* i cant pick a favorite -i'm laughing to hard! :-D"}, {"response": 586, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (18:52)", "body": "(Dorine)Not sure if that's good for you or not, depending on what the word \"alley\" means to you ;-) For me, cara, it means: Out of my way(vicolo). I'm coming through."}, {"response": 587, "author": "kathness", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (20:29)", "body": "(Linda) Can we all just PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE get back to English? I have just spent a fun-filled hour translating English to Italian, and then back from Italian to English, on some free translation website. LOL! Nothing means what it was supposed to mean. For instance, \"Ho un mal di testa\" was supposed to mean \"I have a headache\" but translated back as \"the evil says head.\" I tried \"You are getting sleepy,\" which was \"lei prendono addormentato,\" but that translated back as \"she take gone to sleep.\" I've decided to stick with English, or let others do the translating. ;-)"}, {"response": 588, "author": "Lora", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (21:08)", "body": "(Mari)Does this thread remind anyone of Opera Man, one of Adam Sandler's SNL characters? LOL! ROTFLOL!!! I was thinking the same thing and then read your words! Still LOL! So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style: Mr. Darcy...(pic of Fitzwilliam in upper right) Mr. Darcy... Women liked him in wet shirta But with good roles, he's a flirta! He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! (feel free to add more;-)"}, {"response": 589, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (21:52)", "body": "I was trying, I really was. I was gonna behave but Lora....OMG, He not so younga anymora, So some roles he must ignora. It's too good....:::wiping away tears:::::"}, {"response": 590, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:00)", "body": "(Lora) He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Ok, I just wet my pants and spewed coke out my nose.. sheesh, and you girls said I couldn't multitask!"}, {"response": 591, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:05)", "body": "Lora! I had just gotten off the floor, up to my knees after reading Lisa's knock, knock joke, read this, and landed back on the floor LMAO!! I think the Tootsie Roll I was eating came out of my nose!"}, {"response": 592, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:16)", "body": "LOL! Great one, Lora. And I can't even stand Adam Sandler...though Opera Man was an exception."}, {"response": 593, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Thu, Aug 29, 2002 (22:27)", "body": "LORA! Post a warning before you do something so funny! I laughed so loudly that the cat ran out of my office! That was much better than any of the songs Sandler actually did on SNL. I just got caught up on posts at 163, and I have Jack Jones crooning in my head. Am suddenly seeing Colin as Gopher, wonder how he'd look in shorts and knee sox? (Jeanie)The Emasculate Conception LOL, but is that possible????????"}, {"response": 594, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (07:27)", "body": "LOL, Lora, I never saw AS do Opera Man but that was brilliant!"}, {"response": 595, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (08:06)", "body": "He listen to his Dottaressa (sp.?) Or his marriage in distressa (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! LMAOPIMP! Waving a white hankie at you, Lora! This is *so* funny--you've nailed it perfectly. Here he is, ladies--and check out the pic of Hillary & Bill--LOL, I've been scooped! http://adamsandler.jt.org/andrea/SNL/opera/operaman.htm"}, {"response": 596, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (08:10)", "body": "Incredible! El Presidente es pusso whip-ah. Have we got talented people here or what? ;-)"}, {"response": 597, "author": "kathness", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (12:47)", "body": "No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora"}, {"response": 598, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (14:22)", "body": "(Kathy F)He no like to do da kissa I like it! May I suggest a slight revision? He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) Thanks for the link, Mari. That brought back memories or scandals past. I'm surprised OM never did a Monica aria."}, {"response": 599, "author": "Lora", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (15:27)", "body": "(Mari)I've been scooped! No way, Mari, you are my comedic inspiration! (Kathy)No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora I love it! Well done, Kathy! (Kate)He no allowa do da kissa or LD say no do da kissa (Perhaps a sub theme of the party could be a collectively written aria?) I love this too, what a great idea for the party, Kate! Thanks for the link to OM, Mari. Wonder if Hillary and Livia have ever met? ;-)"}, {"response": 600, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (15:39)", "body": "Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora LOL, Kathy--great stuff! You ladies have really gotten into the spirit of things.:-) (Lora)Wonder if Hillary and Livia have ever met? ;-) Actually, they have! Hillary came to the NYC premiere of Shakespeare in Love, as did Colin and Livia. According to the press reports, Hillary mingled with the cast at a pre-premiere party at one of the posh midtown hotels. I know we have pics somewhere . . . Anyway, sounds like maybe they compared notes? ;-) ;-)"}, {"response": 601, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (20:38)", "body": "Oh, gee whiz, Kathy you're killing me! LOL! Ok, here's my first tribute to \"Opera Man\": (borrowing shamefully from Adam Sandler) Liv con bambino Darce es el dad-doh Con-cep-tionee Itssah bologna!! No Tes-tos-te-rone-oh No Grande Stiff-oh Papa's Gonnad-ohs In Mama's Purse-oh!!!!!!!!! (waving hanky madly) Opera Man.. Bye BYEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!"}, {"response": 602, "author": "kathness", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (21:19)", "body": "Papa's Gonnad-ohs In Mama's Purse-oh!! ROTFLOL Jeanie! My face hurts from laughing. Molto bene!"}, {"response": 603, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 30, 2002 (21:49)", "body": "Tears rolling down my cheeks. Boss say Byeeeeeeeee!!"}, {"response": 604, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Aug 31, 2002 (09:56)", "body": "[ to the tune of Dino's \"Amore\"] Tongua mora ... Make de love scenes.. less a bora ROTF...Lora...Kathy...Better watch out... youse gonna get in trouble with The Apologists. Good thing we're hiding out on #110 ;-))"}, {"response": 605, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Sat, Aug 31, 2002 (11:55)", "body": "(Lora) So who needs Italian, when you can do it Opera Man style So funny and clever. How about: (Louder)Puts his careera in a messa!!! Now it needs alot of pepsa. (Kathy) No matta how his fans may wisha He no like to do da kissa Droolers think some tongua mora Make de love scenes less a bora So funny: How about: Fans they like so much more nessy But he want to stay a dressy Da Bossa Lady \"you must behave\" \"Si Cara Mia whatever you say.\" Good stuff ladies. Il Si Caro: The Yes Dear The Emasculate Conception Il Pussi de Whippa My favorites too."}, {"response": 606, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Aug 31, 2002 (21:24)", "body": "...And who said, There are no real poets anymore? Thanks, Lora and Kathy. I'm determined to add some lines to this before the weekend is up. How about right now... So now he no do-a the drama Causa the wife says only rom-comma The fans they sure hope-a He no be a dope-a"}, {"response": 607, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (11:02)", "body": "Should read rom-com-a Sorry, but one must be critical of one's own work."}, {"response": 608, "author": "Rika", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (16:02)", "body": "Phew! Y'all have been busy this weekend while I've been away! Lora, Jeanie, everybody - well, I just woke DH up from his nap because I was up here laughing so hard. I'll tell him it's your fault! So are we moving away from ocean liners and towards Italian songs as our theme? Though I suppose as long as it's an Italian ocean liner we can do both...."}, {"response": 609, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (16:20)", "body": "as long as it's an Italian ocean liner we can do both.... It works for me! ;-) We should each bring a song as a gift."}, {"response": 610, "author": "freddie", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (20:11)", "body": "Oh no, shades of Dean Martin."}, {"response": 611, "author": "Rika", "date": "Sun, Sep  1, 2002 (22:19)", "body": "Yup, that's the song that's been going through my mind all evening."}, {"response": 612, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (11:37)", "body": "I don't know what came over me! Did I say song?! Heavens, no! I meant poem. Everyone bring a poem. It can be something as silly as: actor tractor crushing roles"}, {"response": 613, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (11:57)", "body": "*shuddering* (Noooooooooooo!!!)"}, {"response": 614, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (12:06)", "body": "Let's not and say we didn't ;-)"}, {"response": 615, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  2, 2002 (13:50)", "body": "OK, so I'm outvoted, still. Heehee. There once was an actor named Colin Who didn't like his name to be calling But what's in a name said Will Shakespeare When what really counts is not letting the signora ignora the actor named Colin forevermore. Now I will stop. ;-)"}, {"response": 616, "author": "airstream", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (18:38)", "body": "(Howl/Ginsburg) I saw the best minds of my generation turned by breeches, boots knee high, diving head first into a lake in white shirt trying to cool off, levelheaded women hoping for a glimpse of short socked white ankle, running up stairs, ................................feel free to continue"}, {"response": 617, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (21:02)", "body": "...gasping at long, sensual fingers touching a gloved hand, dark eyes glaring, smoldering in love, anger, frustration"}, {"response": 618, "author": "Lora", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (22:31)", "body": "You guys are too much! From Sandler to Ginsburg? Where to we go from here? ;-) Can't wait for the big bash. You ladies are so clever and CF seems to inspire us to recite in many poetic genres. (I was thinking today how Opera Man's hair could work for CF's hair for GWAPE ;-) - it's just like the hair of the Dutch Masters on the top of a cigar box!)"}, {"response": 619, "author": "freddie", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (23:22)", "body": "Just checking in to see how the decorating is going for the big day. Only 5 days left now. You all are very creative and it has been good reading."}, {"response": 620, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (23:40)", "body": "...eyes sparkling and questionning dimpled cheeks rosely flushed hair wet and curly lips quivering.... tall and stately grace abounding the smile that melts my heart the man of my dreams..."}, {"response": 621, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep  4, 2002 (23:59)", "body": "Why is there poetry here? Sorry, but when I read that psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan, I haven't exactly encouraged that kind of thing here. Now, Opera Man's humorous arias were different IMO."}, {"response": 622, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (11:58)", "body": "(Karen)psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan POETRY? The underwear, I understand. That would be a creepy thing to receive. But poetry? That's a surprise. I hope the Fibbies haven't been monitoring this site. Moon, still laughing over actor/tractor rhyme. Am picturing Colin as Jess, driving his John Deere across the field to pick up Jessica Lange..."}, {"response": 623, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (14:39)", "body": "LOL, Kate! Just checking in to see how the decorating is going for the big day. Only 5 days left now. The cases of champagne have arrived! Am working on setting up a Martini Bar by the pool. The Costa group have given us a choice of chefs, I have picked one from the Liguria region (hint, hint, Karen), we will have lots of lobsters, focaccia, and trenette al pesto. The freshest sushi will part of the aperitivo. Of course, we will have plenty of flavors of gelato, including mango. Which flavor do you think Colin might prefer? ;-)"}, {"response": 624, "author": "Rika", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (17:59)", "body": "(Karen) I read that psychological profilers consider poetry and underwear the two scariest things that can be sent to a person from an admirer or fan, I haven't exactly encouraged that kind of thing here. Gosh, I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D (Though given that I'm at work right now, that would certainly add spice to my day.)"}, {"response": 625, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (19:41)", "body": "(Rika) I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-)"}, {"response": 626, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (19:46)", "body": "(Rika) I hope that the wearing of underwear while posting on Drool isn't discouraged as well! 8-D (Karen) Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) That goes for *everyone* right, including YKW?"}, {"response": 627, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (20:05)", "body": "YKM, I'm an equal opportunity employer. ;-)"}, {"response": 628, "author": "kathness", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (21:15)", "body": "(Karen) Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear I am confused. Do I need to take off the rest of my underwear (bra goes as soon as I get home) and then wear something else (robe, sweats, T-shirt), or do I just take off everything??? I don't want to break any Drool rules!"}, {"response": 629, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (21:25)", "body": "Shouldn't we celebrate his b'day in our birthday suits. Seems only fitting ;-D"}, {"response": 630, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  5, 2002 (21:54)", "body": "Well everyone, much as I hate to consider it, I may not be able to attend the one party for Colin I wouldn't have to attend surreptitiously. Work is calling me to Los Angeles for a weeklong meeting and it will be unlikely that I will have much time to check in. :-( You know how they love to fill *every* minute of your time. Sheesh!...just because they pay for everything they think I'm their slave. :-P My luggage is quite full now, so no room to bring presents with me. I was so looking forward to partying hardy! So please have lots of chardonnay and champagne for me....that way I'll be able to stand up and walk a straight line the next morning this time ;-D."}, {"response": 631, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (10:54)", "body": "Mango gelato is fine with me, Moon. Makes you want to pucker up. ;-) Oh no, Dorine!!! It's not fair. Excuse yourself from the meeting, saying you have much more important business to attend to (*air smooch air smooch*) and will have your people get in touch with their people to set something up later. ;-) Am mixing up a batch of mojitos for the big day."}, {"response": 632, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (16:45)", "body": "Am mixing up a batch of mojitos for the big day. I'll have one now, TYVM! ;-) Dorine, dear, you must find a solution!!! The boat will not stop over in LA long enough to wait, you must come on board at the right time."}, {"response": 633, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (18:16)", "body": "(Dorine)Shouldn't we celebrate his b'day in our birthday suits. Seems only fitting ;-D LOL, and you have the nerve to say I pick out the risque stuff. (Dorine)That goes for *everyone* right, including YKW? It better go for YKW! (Karen)Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) Suppose we're posting from work? Then wot? I start Monday-need advice v. soon. BTW,Moon, I love hazlenut gelato, can we have some of that too? Since DORINE is leaving, Rika and I will bring the coffees and lattes. We'll make sure they are v. frothy and tangy! We'll save you some, Ms.Executive.*snif*"}, {"response": 634, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  6, 2002 (18:18)", "body": "Uh, that should read hazelnut. Still looks wrong. Anyway I still like it"}, {"response": 635, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Sat, Sep  7, 2002 (11:03)", "body": "Ok, so in keeping with my ethnic background, I'm gonna bring fried chicken, tea cakes and goo-goo clusters. (grinning) That's about as fancy as it gets here, so hopefully that will suffice. Besides, I don't condone eating anything that I can pronounce. (grinning) (Karen)(Karen)Wrong again. Basic attire for Drool reading and writing is no underwear. ;-) Ok.. but, I can still where YKW's underwear on my head, right?"}, {"response": 636, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (11:08)", "body": ""}, {"response": 637, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (14:31)", "body": "Attention Firthettes!!! Join us on board the \"Si Cara\" on Tuesday September 10th for a \"Turn the Ship Around\" inspired Birthday Party for our dearest loveliest boy wonder, Colin Firth. And remember, all hands on deck. ;-)"}, {"response": 638, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (15:27)", "body": "The Observer Magazine If it's your birthday this week...(I'm just ignoring the fact that Huge Gnat's picture is below this) Sure, you've had a pasting this year but you've survived the Pluto-Saturn dust storm to tell the tale and, with any luck, passed 'Go' and collected \ufffd200. Pluto, the planet that wants power at any price, remains active in your chart for months yet, so issues surrounding autonomy are not going away. Since you are a nice-guy Virgo, you know better than to act like a power-crazed idiot. If you're dealing with one, negotiate. Relocation, if you seek it, is favoured in the next six months."}, {"response": 639, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (17:30)", "body": "Beautiful colors Karen!! Thanks for the horoscope, Emma."}, {"response": 640, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (17:30)", "body": ""}, {"response": 641, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (21:07)", "body": "(Moon)And remember, all hands on deck. ;-), The whole time? geeze."}, {"response": 642, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (22:17)", "body": "In case anybody wants to know, the official celebration starts on 10 Sept at midnight BDT (not GMT). Adjust your clocks accordingly."}, {"response": 643, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  8, 2002 (23:18)", "body": "And, ladies, the party invites have been sent out: http://www.firth.com Lots of last minute presents to pick up...plus the cake!! Liquor store already made its delivery so am all set up (looking for jar of olives). ;-)"}, {"response": 644, "author": "Rika", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (00:20)", "body": "v. clever, Karen! My first CF birthday party.... I'm so excited, no wonder I can't sleep!"}, {"response": 645, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (00:46)", "body": "Whew! Managed to slip out for a few minutes.... (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck. ;-) Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P Thanks Rika and Linda, my latte buddies, for picking up the slack for me with the coffee and lattes. :) Back to the grind....*sniff, sniff*....."}, {"response": 646, "author": "freddie", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (00:53)", "body": "Hang on Karen! You're going to make me calculate from Aussie time to BDT???? ***Sigh....*** (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck You don't mean Colin's hands too?"}, {"response": 647, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (06:19)", "body": "Hmmmm... I'm gonna just assume, since I am the ignorant hillbilly of this group, that \"BDT\" would be London time. If I am wrong in that assumption, please do clear up my confusion as best you can. (grinning) So, let's see, (looking at clock and adding six hours) that it's lunch time in the land of Colin. hmmmm.. (attempting to decide whether or not to take dramamine and risk falling asleep during Linda's naked macarena, or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky)"}, {"response": 648, "author": "Rika", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (09:54)", "body": "(Dorine) Thanks Rika and Linda, my latte buddies, for picking up the slack for me with the coffee and lattes. :) Dorine, I assure you, we've been making diligent preparations for the event all weekend. We even made an acquisition to ensure that our coffee service would have the level of professionalism required by the occasion."}, {"response": 649, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (09:58)", "body": "Virgo, you know better than to act like a power-crazed idiot. If you're dealing with one, negotiate. Relocation, if you seek it, is favoured in the next six months. ROTFLOL! Si, cara (Moon) And remember, all hands on deck. ;-) (Dorine),Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P (Linda), The whole time? geeze. (Lisa), You don't mean Colin's hands too? Heehee, I get him first. ;-) There is that old story of kissing lessons. ;-) Yeah, Karen! Love the invite! Colin has actually taken over the Bucket. :-D"}, {"response": 650, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (10:09)", "body": "(Moon) Colin has actually taken over the Bucket. :-D He has always been The Bucket since Day 1 for the cognoscenti ;-)"}, {"response": 651, "author": "maryw", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (12:14)", "body": "Karen/Moon - I will plead ignorance of \"BDT\" and add that like Dorine I am also tied to a grindstone with the proverbial tyrannical master at the wheel, so as as this may be my only chance to send my greetings today and as it is already long past midnight Down here, I will be the first one at the docks/pier to celebrate the \"Turn the Ship Around birthday party\" Dear Colin I have but a simple bunch of flowers and heartfelt wishes for you. Alas - I will not be able to stay for your party as duty calls for me to be someplace else... but wait! I do have a proxy to help you and my sister firthettes to turn that ship around Happy Birthday, Caro!"}, {"response": 652, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (14:25)", "body": "3 hours & 40 minutes to go!!! (slathering on sunscreen)"}, {"response": 653, "author": "Firthermore", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (18:15)", "body": "Happy 42nd Birthday, M'DEAR!!! Whooo-hooooo!!!"}, {"response": 654, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:08)", "body": "So very clever Minkee. Karen WONDERFUL Bucket page. You are so very, very talented. HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY, MR. WONDERFUL!!!! THANK YOU FOR SO VERY MANY HOURS OF PLEASURE AND ENTERTAINEMENT. PAM"}, {"response": 655, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:13)", "body": "Thanks for the picture, how very yummy! And to Colin, the author of our feast (the main course at our feast?!) Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 656, "author": "janet2", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:18)", "body": "It's well past midnight here in the UK, so I'd like to wish ODB a very happy 42nd birthday.:hug"}, {"response": 657, "author": "dalec", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:30)", "body": "Happy Brithday Colin!"}, {"response": 658, "author": "dalec", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:31)", "body": "Sorry can't type, one more time, Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 659, "author": "airstream", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:54)", "body": "Happy Birthday Mr. Firth!"}, {"response": 660, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:55)", "body": ""}, {"response": 661, "author": "airstream", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:57)", "body": "this is the picture i wanted to use, but it doesn't seem to work! alas. cheers anyway! ttp://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyore/cgi/index.pl?file=display_image&id=6"}, {"response": 662, "author": "airstream", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (19:57)", "body": "http://www.eeyoreshideaway.com/eeyore/cgi/index.pl?file=display_image&id=6"}, {"response": 663, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (20:01)", "body": "OOOPS. My first ODB birthday celebration, and I forget the two most important things. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN, dahling. Please don't get too tired with the kissing lessons. There's lots more to come. and to close the tags! am v. excited."}, {"response": 664, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (20:40)", "body": "Reposting Linda's from above: (Dorine)Is that the only place hands can go? ;-P See what I mean, Dorine. (Jeanie)or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky) Make sure you throw it to the wind. Who said I'm doing the Macarena nekid? I only do that in Morocco."}, {"response": 665, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:02)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!"}, {"response": 666, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:29)", "body": "Happy # 42 Colin! Our lovely boat the \"Si Cara\" has just picked me up. http://www.charterauction.com/images/GlobalExpress.gif And if I'm here, you know we must be in the tanti baci Heading to the Martini Bar. Your gifts will be delivered much later. Ciao tesoro, a pi\ufffd tardi. :-D Auguri di cuore!"}, {"response": 667, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:30)", "body": "This was my port of departure, lucky me!"}, {"response": 668, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (21:36)", "body": "We're waiting for you, Moon: I've already ordered for you *hic* Colin is going to have to catch up quickly. ;-)"}, {"response": 669, "author": "meg", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (22:42)", "body": "Some day I'll have something half as clever as the rest of you to say here, but for now, I'll just have to settle for Happy Birthday Colin! :)"}, {"response": 670, "author": "kathness", "date": "Mon, Sep  9, 2002 (22:43)", "body": "(Jeanie) or just throw caution, as well as the contents of my stomach, to the wind and attempt to overcome my sea sickness.. hmmm.. very risky You weren't supposed to eat all that food by yourself -- you were supposed to share the fried chicken, tea cakes and goo-goo clusters! I don't think CF is awake yet. Perhaps Lisa should sneak into his bedroom and blow a noisemaker right in his ear. Startled, he'd probably jump right up out of the bed, and who knows what Lisa could report to us?! ;-)"}, {"response": 671, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (00:29)", "body": "Happy birthday, Colin! Now, dahling, listen to the cruise directors here at Drool. We'll be offering good wishes and a little birthday advice, too. As a veteran of many cruises, I can tell you that arts and crafts time on the Si Cara will be LOTS of fun. So, relax, enjoy the waves, and here's a little something to help you get ready for your role in GWAPE."}, {"response": 672, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (00:46)", "body": ""}, {"response": 673, "author": "Odile", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (01:24)", "body": "Have a great birthday Colin! And stay away from Richard Simmons on the Si Cara And how about some French lessons: Bonjour! Je m'appelle Colin Firth. J'ai quarante-deux ans et aujourd'hui c'est mon anniversaire. :) Come on to the lower deck for costuming and non-verbal French..."}, {"response": 674, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (01:45)", "body": "Wanted to drop this off while I have a moment, to help ensure the Si Caro makes its turn toward Dramaland.... As I'm unable to stay to navigate myself, I'm leaving my trusted assistant Michelangelo with this sextant in the event the shipboard computers malfunction."}, {"response": 675, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (02:03)", "body": "Had time at lunch to run out for a few small decorations"}, {"response": 676, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (02:58)", "body": "Just before my dinner meeting, I had time to sneak out to get your present. I thought you could use this to help you prepare for any roles as a mute, deaf or otherwise, you may look for that I'd be willing to bet would bring you the big awards and recognition you deserve. When we meet again at your next premiere in NYC, I'll quiz you to see how well you picked up the sign language and tutor you if needed. You appear so good with your hands in other activities, I'd guess you wouldn't have a problem with this. But just in case, I'll bring my teaching assistants, Rika and Linda to help us out. I bet eight hands could be more fun and educational than 4. Happy, Happy 42nd Birthday, Colin! Thank you for the variety of entertainment you've brought to all of us. You just keep getting better and better!"}, {"response": 677, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (04:18)", "body": "OMG\ufffd.!!!!!!!!! I got hungry when I was at work in North London today and could not contain myself. Gasp! I saw this great cake on the counter. Sob! I couldn\ufffdt hold back. Blast! I ate over half of Colin\ufffds Birthday cake! (I am a bad bad girl! I deserved to be spanked!) Now, I must replace this before the big \"do\" tonight. What would Colin prefer????? Strawberries???? Humm, could be fun eating it! A Mocha Ice Cream Cake???? Possibly, he could get his caffeine hit! Oh , but what about chocolate???? Perhaps\ufffd.. I\ufffdll run out to the bakery now and see what I can find!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 678, "author": "WinniePeg", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (05:51)", "body": "Have a Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!"}, {"response": 679, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (07:04)", "body": ""}, {"response": 680, "author": "chili", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (07:21)", "body": "Attenzione!!!!! Reading this parody may cause tea and coffee spewing, coke spraying, or even wine spurting. It may make you choke with laughter, or even want to choke us! It might remind you of certain people whose names you would never want to hear associated with ODB ever again. And you might want to have a bottle of Windex and some paper towels handy before you begin. Go ahead and get them, we will wait. All set? OK, then. Andiamo! Nightmare in North London: A Trilogy The Nightmare Begins The fine mist of a salty sea breeze smacked Colin straight in the face. He sat up and looked around in confusion, shouting, \"What the hell is going on?\" The bed seemed to have turned into a boat, one that was rocking and rolling from an entirely different activity than one might think. The waves lifted up the bow, which was inscribed S.S. Si Caro, then let it crash down with a splash as the crests disappeared. He shook his wife furiously to wake her up. \"We\ufffdre out on the high seas!\" \"Si, si, I know! We go out for the Indian food to celebrate il compleanno, your birthday. You know the restaurant, she has the candles on the tables.\" Why is she dressed in a sea captain's uniform? He looked down and saw that he was dressed in his own Sunday best. \"Give me that spyglass,\" he insisted, and took it from her. \"This boat isn\ufffdt going to the restaurant! We're setting a course straight home,\" he yelled. \"And now I\ufffdm craving some turkey curry!\" He wore a decided pout on his handsome face. As the boat docked beside their front door, Mary Elizabeth jumped out from behind the shrubbery with a brightly wrapped package in her hand and shouted, \"Happy birthday, old friend, I brought you something patriotic.\" She saluted him grandly, which looked very silly since she was in a rather odd costume. Oh boy, a fancy dress party! Colin ripped open her gift to discover a Union Jack folded neatly within. The sea seemed to have disappeared, revealing a crew of workmen, who were busily digging a hole in the middle of his front garden. He watched in disbelief as they poured a concrete base and inserted an 8-metre tall flagpole into the hole. He gave the workmen the flag to hoist, and saluted smartly as it was raised. His wife and their unexpected guest laughed as they went into the house arm in arm. He trailed along behind, and noticed his wife had changed from her sailor suit into white go-go boots and a mini skirt. I wonder if those come in my size? His own clothes seemed to have changed, too. Oh lord, not the codpiece. Well, I guess this means we aren\ufffdt going out to eat! His front door swung open to reveal an entrance packed with people. \"Happy Birthday, Mr. Darcy!\" They blinked in surprise when they saw what he was wearing and shouted, \"Happy Birthday, Count Wessex!\" The room was filled with old friends, all in fancy dress. So touched was he that he sniffled with emotion. The rich aromas of Italian food were coming from the kitchen, and the Chianti and Lambrusco were flowing. Damn! Not Italian food again! Before he could go any further, Mikey fought his way through the crowd, carrying the tail of his rat costume. \"Colin buddy! Another year older! I didn\ufffdt really know what to get you,\" he said, wiggling his whiskers in a most ratlike way. Binder put his tail in Colin\ufffds hand, then saw his mistake and quickly exchanged it for a rope. He leaned in and whispered confidentially, \"Let\ufffds talk later. I\ufffdve got the hottest project yet! You'll want first crack at this one. It's called \ufffdThe Story of Coach Muto.\ufffd It's about a mute who's so crude he turns all the women off, but winds up with a tall blonde anyway. Your gestures will make the film.\" He walked away swinging his tail, and Colin looked down at the rope he was holding. It was attached to a goat that was staring at him blandly and chewing on a copy of yesterday\ufffds Mirror. \"A goat?\" he wondered aloud. His wife came up and said, \" Caro! Il capretto! Is perfect gift! We no need the gardener any more. I fire him in the morning.\" She sashayed on over to welcome Kenneth, who was dressed like a Nazi officer, but talking about the Tuscan countryside. An envelope appeared in his hand, inscribed \"Best wishes from Evelyn.\" Wasn\ufffdt she my co-star in Femme Fatale? She was a hottie! Or was she the tea lady on Fever Pitch? Hey, she\ufffds the one who's offered to be my publicist! I really should call her. Inside was a pair of theatre tickets. Great, I love Shakespeare. \"Hey Ken, how about going with me to see Hamlet?\" Ken nodded and waved, but continued to babble on about Italy. He had a particular passion for olive oil. Colin looked down and noticed that the goat was now chewing on his shoes. Before he could deal with the pesky beast, the phone rang. \"Dahling! For you!\" his wife sang out as she put the receiver into his hand. \"Colin,\" he heard O\ufffdToole\ufffds distinctive voice crackling through the long-distance connection. \"I heard it's your birthday. And I've been meaning to tell you something. You know that bit about \ufffdone fo"}, {"response": 681, "author": "moonstar", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (07:46)", "body": "ROTFL!! LOVE the pics, chili!!! Since I don't know how to post with amazing graphics, I'll have to keep it simple: (BIG smooch!!) HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!! Use your birthday wish well!!"}, {"response": 682, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:09)", "body": "Carissimo Colin, we always use your birthday bash to roast and toast you, and you must know it is all in good fun. Now come by the pool with me, we need to talk. Looking back this year I have learned a few new things about you: 1. You can draw! 2. You can write! 3. Your fav. food is Moulakhie. 4. Your son was saved by Spider-man. 5. You love doing rom/coms! 6. You\ufffdre a prude (pending the towel and bed scene in Hope Springs. ;-) 7. You hate your name. 8. The kissing lessons didn\ufffdt pay off. 9. You make a funny odd couple with Rupert Everett (but have you seen him in chains? 10. You might move to Rome. We have also been burning lots of candles this year in the hopes of you aggressively pursuing a DRAMATIC ROLE. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind\ufffd lalala. As is my tradition, my gift of cd\ufffds starts with Norah Jones. The latest Jonathan Richman and in keeping up your Keith Jarrett collection his latest trio effort. My biggest gift this year is this jet. I have tried it out and you will love it! Now there\ufffds no excuse to miss any audition or screen tests. Location, location, location. Fly baby! Now let\ufffds have some champagne, sushi\ufffd Buon Compleanno!"}, {"response": 683, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:18)", "body": "In honor of your special day, Colin, your personal LD's (No, not your wife, your Latte Divas) have decided to take our coffee-service capabilities to a higher level of excellence. We have purchased the La Pavoni Europiccola \"Romantica Commedia\" espresso machine. We will now be able to meet your needs - um, your coffee-related needs - at any hour of the day or night. And we do mean any hour. Also, to commemorate this special day, we have created a Latte di Giorno just for you: the Si, Cara Latte. This frothy drink is hot, sweet, and just a little tangy-the perfect libation to enjoy with pillow talk. Happy Birthday, Colin, from your LDs Rika and Linda, Dottoressas di Latte"}, {"response": 684, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:19)", "body": "Great party, ladies! Glad to see you managed to sneak away, Dorine, to join in. Loved the book. Let's hope...NOT! Lisa, would you believe I had that same cake saved for another auspicious aussie event?? ;-) chili front!! What a hoot. Good thing you gave us that warning, as I carefully set my coffee down. Wouldn't want to short-circuit anything today. ;-) (PO'T) You know that bit about \ufffdone for show and one for dough\ufffd? You did know I was only kidding, didn\ufffdt you dear boy?\" Colin hung up to the sound of the venerable actor's laughter. *snort* Loved the pic of MEM (a treasure, surely, a national treasure) and what can I say about the ratman. *hee hee hee* so very appropriate."}, {"response": 685, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:22)", "body": "Looking forward to \"la seconda parte.\" ROTF! Hello Peter!"}, {"response": 686, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:30)", "body": "Happy birthday, Colin. We've gotten back together today to give you a very special gift, your very own: A Goldfish Called Colin We avoided the green ones because they're not ripe yet."}, {"response": 687, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (08:57)", "body": "I didn't think the party would be complete without Nessie. In honor of your special day, Colin, this elusive sea creature has come all the way from Scotland to board the S.S. Si, Cara. Nessie will keep you company while you play naked in the puddling pool-sipping the Latte di Giorno. Happy Birthday, Colin!!"}, {"response": 688, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 689, "author": "Andie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:03)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! This is the best I can manage. Hopefully I can bring some presents next year. What a great party! A big international bash for ODB! Wonderful graphics & stories, everyone. This is sooo cool!!"}, {"response": 690, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:05)", "body": ""}, {"response": 691, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:08)", "body": "So, for your birthday, Colin, I'm giving you lessons on How To Turn Around the Si Cara. First, you're going to need a captain's hat. It is an essential item. However, should you prefer to work on this problem in period costume, here's something that might suit you better. But remember, the Si Cara is not only off course, but it is heading backwards, so I'd advise a newer model for your future voyages. Remember, that hat means you're in charge. No one onboard has more authority than you. Next, we're going to familiarize ourselves with bigger boats. Here's my friend Enrico, who will take us into the area where you'll be in command. This is the Bridge, not to be confused with the Bridget. There are lots of complicated dials, buttons and readouts, and so many monitors. But you needn't worry because there are trained professionals who will watch them for you. All you need to do is bark out orders, like turn left, probably a favorite of yours. Now that you're on the bridge, I've enlisted a couple of veterans to give private instruction on commanding large vessels. Again, if you've opted for the period look, here's your man: While his approach might be considered a little brusque and his crewmembers didn't support him 100 percent, you could learn a lot. If not, I suppose you will get used to the native entertainment on any of the islands they leave you on. But if you want to brush up on some more modern equipment, here's your man: Like you, Colin, this man became so totally identified with one television role, so it would seem a natural fit. Besides, I hear Isaac makes a mean martini. In fact, the whole crew has been summoned to help you, as turning the ocean liner around is our first priority: In order to practice all that you've learned today, you'll have some time for simulation in the privacy of your own bath. And, finally, Colin here is the Tugboat Drool, which is standing by to help push you in another direction:"}, {"response": 692, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:41)", "body": ""}, {"response": 693, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (09:58)", "body": "I see we have moved into the dining room. \ufffd buona la torta? The Si Cara seems to be set in its way, so here's another tug boat to help it turn."}, {"response": 694, "author": "chili", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (10:21)", "body": "Nightmare in North London: A Trilogy The Nightmare Continues Colin awoke to a horrid smell, not to mention a wet cheek. He opened his eyes and screamed. Why is this goat licking my face? Then he remembered he was missing his own birthday party, and grabbed the goat\ufffds rope as he hurried out of the loo to get back to the action. He was stopped along the way by that little Italian tailor, who wanted to remeasure his inseam. The tailor made some notes and muttered \" Ha la grillione!\" under his breath, which Colin translated into something rather vulgar. He studied the writing on the tailor's notepad. What the hell does 'commissioned by Drool' mean? Then the tailor gave him the measuring tape as a birthday gift. Well, that's good; it seems like someone's always asking for one of these. The doorbell rang, and in walked a messenger with a big box. \"Is there a Colin here?\" The delivery man laughed. \"That's my dog's name.\" There was nothing for it but to raise his hand and say, \"That\ufffds me!\" \"Hey, you even look like my dachshund, too. Sign here,\" the courier instructed and handed over the carton. Inside was a gift from someone who he thought sounded vaguely familiar, but he couldn\ufffdt quite connect the name with a face. Whoever \ufffdRosie\ufffd was, she had sent him a brand spanking new laptop computer. \"Wow!\" He plugged it in and shooed the goat away to keep it from slobbering on the screen. It connected immediately to the Internet, but for some reason he could only get to one particular website, no matter what he typed in. He was soon immersed in reading a rather wild tale about Hong Kong. Why do I have this sudden hankering for mangoes? He was so absorbed in the story that he missed seeing Hugh come stumbling through the door. The man hadn't been invited, and he was quite obviously drunk. He isn\ufffdt even in costume! At least he brought his own champagne. Hugh immediately headed to the kitchen and set his sights on Livia\ufffds mother. \"Hellooooo, mummy,\" he began, then started inquiring about her underclothing. Within seconds, Hugh was leading her up the back staircase, champagne and glasses in hand, to the sound of girlish giggles. In the meantime, the trio of notorious authors were pushing him away from his new laptop. They were totally engrossed by the rom-com on the screen, so he left Archer holding the goat and went in search of a glass of vino . As he entered the kitchen, a wave of floodlights outside switched on, illuminating the entire street. The inside of the house was as bright as the lights at a Leicester Square premiere, luring all the guests to the windows. Whatever was coming was clearly a spectacle not to be missed. A golf cart came roaring down the middle of the otherwise deserted pavement, and a disembodied loudspeaker blared out \"God Save the Queen.\" Everyone inside the house clapped furiously as they recognized Judy and Rupert. Judy gathered her skirts and made a regal descent from behind the wheel; Rupert simply jumped off the back and saluted the flag. Their costumes were splendid, elaborate full length gowns complete with sparkling crowns. Rupert wafted a hand in the air and trilled \"One can never have too many queens!\" \"Where is the birthday boy?\" Judy inquired imperiously. She indicated he was to kneel before her and she pronounced, \"I hereby command you to enjoy your party, my dear boy. And I picked up a little something for you the other day. Now, rise from your semi-recumbant posture, and open your gift.\" With that she tossed a wrapped package at his feet and moved to stand beside Lord Archer, for despite his recent run in with the law, he was the only member of the peerage in the room. \"Get that goat away from my cake,\" Colin bellowed across the room, realizing that he should never have trusted a politician, even to watch a goat. He struggled to open his gift from the Dame, just as Hugh came down the stairs with his wife\ufffds mother. They were laughing and joking. Cazzo! \"What are you doing here?\" he insisted. \"This party isn\ufffdt for you. Your birthday was yesterday. And, what, may I ask, have you been doing upstairs with my mother-in-law?\" \"Oh, calm down, Pencil Legs,\" came Hugh's flippant reply. \"That\ufffds Signore Pencil Legs to you,\" Colin snapped back. \"And get away from la suocera ,\" he growled. \"Or what?\" Hugh challenged with that really smug look he always seemed to get. Thankfully, the assembled partygoers burst into \"Happy Birthday to You\" and insisted that both men join in the song. As the last strains of the festive refrain faded away, he fell back into the black void of dreamless slumber. Fine seconda parte"}, {"response": 695, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (10:29)", "body": "He studied the writing on the tailor's notepad. What the hell does 'commissioned by Drool' mean? ROTFLMAO!! ;-)))))))) a disembodied loudspeaker blared out \"God Save the Queen.\" Everyone inside the house clapped furiously as they recognized Judy and Rupert. Rupert wafted a hand in the air and trilled \"One can never have too many queens!\" *coughing* Great story Chili Front! Am on edge of chair, waiting for your next installment."}, {"response": 696, "author": "Odile", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (10:46)", "body": "ROTFL! Great stuff chili front. I can't wait to see the next part!"}, {"response": 697, "author": "dianes", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:07)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!! I had no time to shop or get a card, so all I can give you is a ludicrous amount of my respect and hope that this is enough to turn the boat around."}, {"response": 698, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:11)", "body": "Love all the stories and pics! LOL about jet, lattes, Captain Stubie (sp?), and trilogy! Here's a little something for Captain Colin on his 42nd birthday! Captain Colin, it's time to turn that ocean liner around! So use your row boat from the BJD mini break as a tug boat (BJD was supposed to be a \"vehicle\" to other great roles, wasn't it?) and turn the S.S. Si Cara around like the ant who moved that rubber tree plant! You can do it! (picture of Colin in row boat from BJD, which I couldn't find :-( ) Row, row, row your boat Gently out to sea. Use it to turn the S.S. Si Cara A full 180 degrees! Row, row, row your boat And earnestly decide Whatever role is best for you Without Dott.ssa at your side! Row, row, row your boat Gently out to sea Now choose a drama with good karma And Oscar quality! Those are my wishes for you, Colin, on your 42nd birthday! Nothing like a boat ride to help a man clear his mind and help him make decisions. May you make many wise choices this year! We'll be watching ;-)!"}, {"response": 699, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:21)", "body": "(Lora) picture of Colin in row boat from BJD, which I couldn't find :-( *Slaps side of head* Forgot to add that to Colin's nautical CV above. (BTW, you should've emailed me. Have lots of them.)"}, {"response": 700, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:21)", "body": "Chili...whoever you are...you've been lurking out there a long time and know us v. well ...Hilarious. \"Pencil legs.\"ROTF"}, {"response": 701, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:35)", "body": "Great stuff, ladies! The best parties on are 110.;-) Chili, do you clean houses in North London, by any chance?:-) Bring it on!"}, {"response": 702, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:38)", "body": "Stop Everything... a parcel just arrived : ...Your spectacles are in HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH, 000-245-6895 The National Health Service"}, {"response": 703, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:41)", "body": "My warmest greetings to Chili. I hope there is a Terza parte. Cazzo! I can't believe he said that! LOL! I have just managed to get te Incredible Hulk to jump on the tug boat to help turn the \"Si Cara\" around. ;-)"}, {"response": 704, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (11:49)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN Greetings from.... THE TONGUE BRIGADE We can hope, can't we;-)"}, {"response": 705, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:00)", "body": ""}, {"response": 706, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:09)", "body": "Some other things I learned this year. 11. You sing like a Beatle. 12. You\ufffdve embraced the bourgeoisie. 13. You\ufffdve learned to live with Mr. Darcy. 14. You\ufffdre chilling with the Travolta crowd. 15. You helped discover Minnie Driver. 16. Co-starring in a smash such as BJD did not help much. 17. You don't belong to the tongue brigade. :-( 18. You drive a VW. 19. You drive me nuts. ;-) 20. Loro drive you nuts. ;-))))) Caro Colin, can\ufffdt party with you today because it\ufffds also my guy Ritchie\ufffds birthday. Ciao, ciao. And remember, we must do a movie together, darling. Sorry Col, but today is also my Ryan\ufffds birthday. Sheesh! What a coincidence. Blowing air kisses. Catch them if you can. Heehee."}, {"response": 707, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:23)", "body": "(Mari)Chili, do you clean houses in North London, by any chance?:-) Bring it on! I wondered the same thing. LOL, ladies. I love this party. Now, I'm off to the bar. Moon, when you're finished with the lessons-can I be second to try him out? I want to respectfully put the boss first-unless she's too busy with the martinis."}, {"response": 708, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:42)", "body": "NEWSFLASH: The Si Cara has dropped anchor due to an emergency onshore shopping expedition for script-reading supplies . . . In the confusion of the disembarking process, Mr. Firth was instead hustled aboard this ship. . . . . . which is headed in the right direction. Onboard entertainment featured this woman . . . . . . singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. FIRTH"}, {"response": 709, "author": "Brown32", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:44)", "body": "OK, who on this ship snapped The Captain seabathing on his birthday?"}, {"response": 710, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (12:52)", "body": ""}, {"response": 711, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:02)", "body": "Reposting Pam's message from above (today, I delete any messages with unclosed tags...) Response 712 of 712: FanPam (FanPam) * Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:52) * 6 lines COLIN, HAPPY, HAPPY, BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE TRULY BLESSED TO HAVE SO MANY WONDERFULLY TALENTED WELL-WISHERS. ALL THE BEST. LOVE, PAM"}, {"response": 712, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:06)", "body": "LOL! Loved the birthday message from the NHS! And the script-reading supplies, Mari! *hee hee hee* Having a great time here, today! We're nowhere near done. [one little admin note: please try to select images of manageable sizes, i.e., under 100K] The sheer quantity of images used today is enough to send most of our computers to nursing homes.]"}, {"response": 713, "author": "AnnieZ", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:20)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin Firth Please don't take this ship, it is the Titanic Take this new ship to go to wherever your birthday wish might be. Do you remember your American pal? Turn your ship around, go to TEoR !!! \"> She's desperate, \"Colin, I beg you!!!\" I hope this works"}, {"response": 714, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:20)", "body": "Yo, Colin.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY From the gang at the Earlham Street Pub"}, {"response": 715, "author": "AnnieZ", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:23)", "body": "Try the last part again. cross my fingers Turn your ship around, go to TEoR !!! She's desperate, \"Colin, I beg you!!!\""}, {"response": 716, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:24)", "body": "This is fantastic! Can't wait for the third story installment. Brain fried by day at work does not allow much creativity, but I must say at least something. As I thought about the big day today, I realized that although I feel I hold values of equality, anti-oppression, etc., and although I love Colin's acting and characterizations, his politics, his story-writing -- ultimately...mmmm...those eyes...that voice...that walk up all those stairs...I can go on...but I won't!...yumma yum... Happy birthday to the object of my objectification! (v. shameful! but can not be helped)"}, {"response": 717, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:32)", "body": "(Karen), Having a great time here, today! We're nowhere near done. That's right, We're working on our 6th Martini. Here's another stop."}, {"response": 718, "author": "AnnieZ", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (13:34)", "body": "Geez, I kept messing up with my post. Take this new ship to go to DRAMALAND (I like this word;-)) Got to go back to the meeting my boss is calling"}, {"response": 719, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:21)", "body": "GO COLIN!!! BIRTHDAY GREETINGS. Shame your favourite newspaper could only list your name and not your face today in its birthday column! Here's to your role as a gorgeous red head. I can't wait! Ladies, a fantastic party , love all the fabulous graphics. LOL Evelyn! Chili, waiting with bated breath for the next instalment, great stuff. And last but not least to our gracious hostess for making it all possible, Cheers Karen, (if you are still standing;-)"}, {"response": 720, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:22)", "body": "This morning, Katie meets with Colin Firth to discuss new developments with an organization that has been exerting substantial and ongoing personal pressure on the actor for the past several months. Katie (face flushed but attempting to remain cool): Thank you for coming into our studio this morning, Colin. Colin: It is very nice to be here, Katie. Katie: I'm very grateful you could make it in, since I know what a busy schedule you have and that you barely have the time to promote your own films, especially in England. Colin: Yes, that's true. I have never been out of work since drama school. In fact, I've just finished one film and must jet back this evening to start work on another. Katie: I'd really like to hear more about those films, but first we need to talk about the current situation relative to The Tongue Brigade or TTB, who first laid siege to your home in June. According to my monthly newsletter, sorry, our sources, there were to be candlelight vigils throughout the entire month of September. Are you aware of that? Colin: Yes, these women mass on the sidewalk every night at about ten o'clock with their candles. Katie: Has this been a major inconvenience? Colin: Thus far, they've maintained order but the local constabulary are expecting a far larger gathering this evening. Katie: Luckily for you, you're here in New York. But why this evening? Is there anything significant about the date? The way the stars are aligned? A full moon? What? Colin: We've concluded that the larger rally may be due to my birthday. Katie: (gasp) How would they know that fact, such a personal detail? (slides PDA away) Colin: (shaking head) Honestly, I have no idea and have asked several fans that question myself, when it has arisen in conversation. Katie: And their answer... Colin: They typically have none. In actuality, most women have a difficult time speaking to me and I have no idea why. I seem to get an almost ludicrous amount of respect. Kate: (hand making fanning motions toward face) Surely, Colin, you are being modest. You are a handsome, leading man. Heads must turn when you enter the room? Colin: Never. I'm really just an ordinary person and I lead a very quiet and normal life with my family, which is very important to me. Katie: I admire that in a man and am very happy that you have your priorities....but, now, we have some footage from recent protests in North London. (their heads turn toward the monitors) Here you see a large number of women marching behind a banner. Can you tell us, Colin, what the message is? Colin: I speak Italian but can make out a bit of the Spanish... Katie: (pressing hand to ear) I've been told it says, \"Long live kissing with the tongue.\" Colin: That seems fairly accurate. Katie: Does this mean the TTB's message is becoming more widespread, in concert with its international membership? Colin: So I've been told by the authorities. Katie: Do you have any conception of TTB's global reach? How many countries? Colin: Initially it was limited to only those countries in which Pride and Prejudice had been broadcast, but then grew tremendously in the aftermath of Bridget Jones's Diary. I'm afraid it has spread to all corners of the world as a result of our computer age. Katie: That internet is something, isn't it. Have you taken a look at some of the websites dedicated to you? (starts twirling a strand of hair) Colin: (practiced disingenuous look) I didn't know there were any. Katie: (eyebrow shoots up) Hmmm, alright. And here's another recent shot of a group of women draped in paper chains. Isn't that a unique and peaceful approach? Colin: I believe it has been done before. Katie: Really, by whom? Colin: (mumbling, fairly inaudibly) By a large number of concerned citizens, myself included, who were protesting the government's treatment of asylum seekers in the UK. Katie: So your fans are following your example. (winks) Colin: Possibly, although my actions are not and should not be the public's concern. Katie: (looking off to the side) Do we have any B roll of Colin at that protest? Hmmm, they're looking and think they might. Colin: Let me reiterate, Katie, that there is a fine delineation between the public and my personal life. I seek the input of my family, my wife in particular, for career decisions. She is highly intelligent and a grounding influence on me. Katie: A very good point, Colin, but perhaps these fans are attempting to show their support for certain statements you've made about the direction of your career. Colin: I've said many things in the past. Which statements? Katie: Ones in which you've expressed regret over not getting or being considered for certain dramatic roles. I believe you've mentioned on several occasions how The End of the Affair was such a film. Colin: Yes, I had been interested in Graham Greene's novels with their complex characters but was never offered the film. Katie: This is purely hypothetical. That film had several very sexy scenes between Ralph Fiennes "}, {"response": 721, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:22)", "body": "Whew! I finally got my row boat out of the mini break pond (it took me awhile since Hugh wouldn't help me - he was still hung over from celebrating his own birthday) and into the open seas in order to find the S.S. Si Cara and turn her around. I'm determined, but I'm going to need some help from you, ladies. I'll need something to energize me. Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? Isn't it time for a conga line on this cruise ship?"}, {"response": 722, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:26)", "body": "Guess, I'll have to take Natasha with me (whoops) ;-). Maybe we can busy her with some of that nail polish and put her on the Miss New Jersey and put me back on course towards the Si Cara ;-)."}, {"response": 723, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:37)", "body": "(Lora) Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? Isn't it time for a conga line on this cruise ship? The main act doesn't come on until after dinner. Have you booked a table? ;-)"}, {"response": 724, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:46)", "body": "Cabaret for Colin? Or is he the Cabaret? I know you'll keep us in suspense. Ho hum , nothing to do but order another martini and wait expectantly for a tantalising finale;-)"}, {"response": 725, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:51)", "body": "ROTFLOL, Karen! (K/K) Have you taken a look at some of the websites dedicated to you? (starts twirling a strand of hair) Colin: (practiced disingenuous look) I didn't know there were any. So, so funny! You've got her nailing him on every issue! Colin: (mumbling, fairly inaudibly) By a large number of concerned citizens, myself included, who were protesting the government's treatment of asylum seekers in the UK. Katie: So your fans are following your example. (winks) ROTF! Like Elizabeth's conversation with Mr. Darcy at the Rosings piano, using his own words/actions to justify an admirer's ;-)"}, {"response": 726, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (14:56)", "body": "*hee hee hee* Oh yes, this act was brought in at great expense just to appear one night only on the S.S. Si Cara. (then later, we'll have something for the Playgirls After Dark crowd, which is against Evelyn's better judgment. She of the Pennis Award!] ;-) Admin Note: If anybody out there wants to post a birthday message to Colin and can't figure out how, you need to register at the site (hit \"Join In\"] then contact me at nomdedrool@yahoo.com for the final step. Your Cruise Director"}, {"response": 727, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (15:30)", "body": "Clap*, Clap* Katie, er, I mean Karen. Colin: Hmmm, reminds me of an old Rolling Stones song. Tata tarara, tatarara, tata... You've got it babe! LOL! (Lora) Any rhythmic songs or dances out there to inspire me? How's that song for inspiration? ;-) (Karen), She of the Pennis Award! Cherie, you must pronounce it \ufffd la francaise. Which reminds me of that song, Tu ma promis, et je t'est cru, tu est fou... ;-) tuo...tutututututu. ;-) Ladies, the bartender is suggesting a chocolate Martini, to go with the cake anyone else? :-D"}, {"response": 728, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (15:47)", "body": "(Moon) Tata tarara, tatarara, tata... Could be ;-) Maybe he'll join our headliner later on the main stage. Dessert? Now? Did you get stuck on the early seating, Moon? I haven't even dressed for dinner yet. The purser is bringing up my jewels in a bit. But a chocolate martini would be lovely. *smacking lips* you must pronounce it \ufffd la francaise Isn't it typed that way? ;-)"}, {"response": 729, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:11)", "body": "Karen...OMG how can I follow that hilarious interview...A winner. GWAPE:Six kids and a domineering wife: On what do you plan to draw your inspiration for that role? ROTF.... LA: Sign language? (lackluster tone) Here you see a large number of women marching behind a banner. I'm the third white babushka from the left;-)"}, {"response": 730, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:16)", "body": "Karen....excellent interview....now I know what you've been doing all week!!"}, {"response": 731, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:19)", "body": "OK, I went to the bakery to find a new cake. I wanted to get a big one. (Do you have any idea how expensive bakeries are these days????) Never mind. Money is no object when it comes to ODB. Now, the Blue Angels know how to say it with big cakes\ufffd.. And so do the ladies on a street close to ODB\ufffd\ufffd Too big???? Yep, I agree. How would I carry it or fit it on the bus? (I\ufffdm afraid LD doesn\ufffdt pay me enough to own a car!) So then I thought\ufffd.A BOAT CAKE!!!!!!! I can sail it over to Islington. Perfect, I\ufffdm getting them to write S.S. Si Caro on it\ufffd\ufffd\ufffdWill cruise over shortly."}, {"response": 732, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:21)", "body": "Here's a greeting that just came in.... From Mario (I need your help in packing. http://www.asdubai.org/hs/arts/grease/greaseimage/gangs.gif\" > And your amicos at ICI"}, {"response": 733, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:23)", "body": ""}, {"response": 734, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:27)", "body": "D*** Karen, That pic of the Blue Angels (and the others too) looked so very small until it popped up here. I don't want to melt any computers! I know just enough to make trouble."}, {"response": 735, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:49)", "body": "Great interview, Karen! Chili, when do we get part 3? Do we have to wait for the late-night in-cabin movie? Love all the boat motifs. No chocolate martinis for me, thank you. I'm saving my calories for birthday cake!!!"}, {"response": 736, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:51)", "body": "This is indeed a truly auspicious day. Not only is it Colin's 42nd Birthday, but it is also the day when a very important Hall of Fame announces its annual inductees. Take it away, Fred and Robert! Colin, ever since that remarkable day when you appeared in My Life So Far as the hare-brained inventor father of six precocious children, you made a lasting impression on our Board of Governors' Selection Committee. You did this at such a young age. Then you followed as a surrogate father in that classic Secret Laughter of Women. Our hearts melted at the way you reached out to that boy and provided him with the father figure he needed. You set a fine example, even though you were legally married to another at the time. Then, we saw you in Donovan Quick, playing a father figure to the mentally handicapped Sandy Pannick. Our Selection Committee did have to go to great lengths to see this performance, but it was worth it, as it caused you rise up through the ranks of potential candidates and to make it to the all-important short list. Then, more recently, you appeared in The Importance of Being Earnest, with a part which required you to take care of your ward Cecily. Not only did you have to fend off the advances of a man old enough to be her father, but you had to stand up to the formidible midget, Dame Judi. Our admiration continued to grow. Now we've been told that you're playing a father again in American Girl and will have six more children in the film Girl with the Pearl Earring. Our hats are off to you, Colin. You've already played father to more than we ever did in our careers (three each), and you are miles ahead of both Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson, who never seem to be parents in any of their films. Therefore, it is our honor and privilege to present you with this plaque: In addition, we have a few other gifts for you. All TV/Movie Dads need to wear authentic 50s'-style cardigan sweaters: And at the end of hard day at the studio or on location, a man just wants to have his slippers: Congratulations and Good Luck!"}, {"response": 737, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (16:53)", "body": "Wow - I've been offline most of the day and it took quite a while to catch up! Lots of great stuff! Especially love the interview, Karen! I am a little worried with all of us trying to get the boat to turn around that we could wind up with a confused little boat....."}, {"response": 738, "author": "KateDF", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:05)", "body": "Is it time for cocktail hour yet? I'm Kate, and I'll be your server, this evening, Mr. Firth. (Glad to serve you any time!) May I suggest these?"}, {"response": 739, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:11)", "body": "First, let me say how sorry Linda and I are that our compatriot Dorine is only able to pop in now and then for the party. We miss her. But in the spirit of carrying on no matter what, we present..... Dramatic roles are blowing far Across the North Atlantic Sea. While Daniel Craig is Gwynnie's star, The rom-coms pile up all 'round me. Oh Roman captain, tell me true, Why must I do this comedy? Is that the script I want to do? It's \"Gidget Goes to Tuscany\"! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. She will not budge, I know her well. For kissing scenes she doth not care, And little change may I compel Of one so lacquered and so fair. My love scenes are my woman's toy; She'll never know the actor's pain. And on film I'm chaste as a boy - I'll never bare my arse again! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. from Linda and Rika"}, {"response": 740, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:20)", "body": "This just in from the Psychic Network: the \"SS Si Cara\" appears to be turning around slowly, very slowly. And it seems that the ghost of Orson Wells is trying to warn Colin that other actors are in hot pursuit of the OW role in Fade to Black. Orson would be pleased to have Colin play him because he's an actor that would gain the weight and settle into his character very well. Karen), Dessert? Now? Did you get stuck on the early seating, Moon? What about all that cake that Lisa brought? You mean you didn't bite? I can resist everything but temptation. ;-) And, congratulazione Colin for you excellent award. ;-)"}, {"response": 741, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:23)", "body": "Linda and Rika! LOL! That bit of music was great."}, {"response": 742, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (17:41)", "body": "This is the signal for turning the ship around. Just in time, as we are entering, Venezia!"}, {"response": 743, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:17)", "body": "Oh my, love the TV/Movie Dad Hall of Fame. LOL! (L&R)My love scenes are my woman's toy; She'll never know the actor's pain. And on film I'm chaste as a boy - I'll never bare my arse again! I love this part. I can just hear CF saying \"pain\" as his voice changes ranges a little and he hits his chest in angst. Linda and Rika, the song is great. How positively delightful!"}, {"response": 744, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:18)", "body": "(Karen)Playgirls After Dark crowd I'm a card carrying member. Love the interview, Karen. I could almost see Katie's ankle doing that little dance. Chili, Chili, Chili must have part three before I get too sloshed to read it. Yep, one more choclate martini for me, please, Forget the cake-unless of course it's rum-filled. I hate first seating. Moon, get out of there and get up to the bar! Rika, have you saved any latte for Dorine? Poor girl."}, {"response": 745, "author": "Lora", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:19)", "body": "Moon, so we are already in Venezia? My, how time flies when you're having fun!"}, {"response": 746, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:24)", "body": "Yup, it's not wise to leave your computer for too long today, as the catchup can be agonizing. Great job, Latte Divas Rika and Linda! Dorine is sorely missed, but your tuneful rendition of that pop classic is brilliant, as well as all the pains you've taken with your presentation. Gidget Goes to Tuscany! LOL!! (only if YKW plays Moondoggie and not the father!) Kate, we've started out here with a dish representing Colin's cultural heritage: pizza, but your appetizers look scrumptious. (Moon) the ghost of Orson Wells is trying to warn Colin that other actors are in hot pursuit of the OW role in Fade to Black It may be time for old Hans and Franz to come in \"pump you up\" ;-) BTW, Colin is shown on Entertainment Tonight's website for having a birthday today. Pretty soon, the show will be on here, but there's no guarantee he'll be listed at the end. *crossing fingers* The pic is one I don't recognize. Could be from an old junket (note edge of lamp in corner). Need to see more of clothing to tell for sure:"}, {"response": 747, "author": "chili", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:47)", "body": "Nightmare in North London A Trilogy The Nightmare That Keeps on Giving His wife stood before him, holding a birthday cake. The candles were lit and shining brightly. As soon as the song was over and he blew them out, he grabbed the cake from her hands and threw it in Hugh\ufffds face. They immediately began to sissy fight, rolling on the ground in the smashed cake, as the goat tried to grab pieces in between their thrashing bodies. This was right up Queen Rupert\ufffds alley; he immediately began offering suggestions to both men to improve their fighting prowess. Archer began furiously scribbling notes for his next book, and Andrew was heard to say rather predictably to Ken that it would look more realistic if they would imagine... Finally, both men agreed to call it enough. But Hugh, never one to keep his word, began to throw bits of the cake at Colin. Colin then commanded the goat to, \"Attack! Get\ufffdem boy!\" When the goat just stared at him, chewing cake, he tried again. \"Attaca!! Aizzare!\" The goat took off after the troublesome guest. Hmm, this goat understands Italian! Hugh decided a hasty exit was in his best interest. He saluted the flag as he passed the flagpole, and stumbled straight into a group of girl guides selling cookies. When they discovered whose birthday it was, the girl guides burst into song, making it through \"Happy Birthday\" twice. Hugh couldn't help but inquire about their boarding school antics; they shrieked, dropped their cookies on the lawn and ran towards home, calling out \"It's past our bedtime.\" Suddenly the loadspeakers outside began to play \"Mustang Sally\" and a strange sound could be heard coming from the front walk. It sounded as though a pig was outside, rooting through the cookie boxes. His ears pricked up. I'd know that voice anywhere. \"Sally! Sally's here.\" He rushed o the door to let her in; she grunted in acknowledgement, then headed straight for the cake that was strewn around the room. He just looked at her with a big smile. The party's made now! My favourite co-star has arrived. By now, Queen Judy had had enough of this shindig. She dragged her royal counterpart out the door and Colin walked them to their golf cart. A heated argument broke out between the queens over who was going to drive. Judy won, of course, and took off like a bat out of hell. A huge lorry cut right in front of her and she executed a sharp turn, swerving onto two wheels to avoid hitting it. The driver cursed and then laughed at the sight of two queens in a golf cart as it disappeared into the darkened streets of North London. Rupert could be heard clearly, imploring \"Slow down! My skirt's caught in the wheel.\" Then the lorry backed up to the front garden and dumped a load of overripe ripe tomatoes on what was left of the lawn. The goat rushed over to the pile and began to frolic amongst the fruit, eating to its heart's content. The teamsters got down from the truck and began to unload an enormous birthday cake. They handed him a receipt to sign. \"Coffee wenches? Who are the coffee wenches?\" he wondered aloud as the truck roared off into the night. His darling wife came out onto the steps. \"Cara mio, how lovely, we can have leftovers.\" They jumped back in surprise as the blast of a big brass band issued forth, then the top flew off the cake. An all-American guest, holding shimmering sparklers in each hand, popped out. \"Katie! What a great surprise. All the way from New York.\" She waved the sparklers, gave him her perkiest smile and said \"Yes, when I heard it was your birthday, well, I just had to come.\" She eyed him adoringly and shuffled her feet against his. He looked down and exclaimed, \"Hey, I love your shoes! Darling, look! \" he called to his wife. \"Look at Katie's shoes! Aren't they attractive? You\ufffdll have to find out where she shops.\" \"Oh, si si, my love,\" his cara spouso said between clenched teeth. She smiled and waved as Joe and Ralph came out of the house and approached her with wicked grins. \"Oh no you don't!\" Colin shouted. \"You may get the parts, but you won't get my wife! At least not in this dream!\" \"Have you been on that 'Interneto' again, where all those women say you need the kissing lessons?\" He seized her and murmured, \"Per te,\" as he kissed her soundly, and she smiled. \"What's so funny?\" He furrowed his brow at this thought just before they were nearly knocked off their feet by Sally the pig grunting madly as she rushed out to get at the tomatoes. His mother in law followed, swatting at its rump with the empty champagne bottle. She pointed to the garden. \"Look, look! Il pomodori! We can make the sauce, enough to last a year with them.\" She began to fill up plastic bags, fighting over the best tomatoes with the goat and the pig. The guests began to leave; ever the charming host, Colin politely thanked each one for coming with a handshake and a gift bag. After surveying the wreckage in his front garden, he tethered the goat to the flagpole for the night; the pig had already cleaned up th"}, {"response": 748, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (18:55)", "body": "APPLAUSE!!!!! Fabulous, dahlings!"}, {"response": 749, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:11)", "body": "Turn, turn, turn your ship Toward some decent roles. Tongues and tasteful nudity; These are Droolers' goals! I wish I had something more impressive to offer, like all you talented Droolers! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! You just keep getting better and better!"}, {"response": 750, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:13)", "body": "Thanks so much to the Anagram Twins!! The best laugh was Huge's picture, what a hoot!"}, {"response": 751, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:14)", "body": "(Chili)\"Coffee wenches? Who are the coffee wenches?\" he wondered aloud as the truck roared off into the night Rika, Rika, OMG, we're famous. We made it into Colin's nightmare. Thank you, Chili. I could almost hear him say \"coffe wenches\". Gave me the chills just thinking about it. Thank you, Chili. My sides hurt from laughing so much. I wish you could put all three parts together-I want to save it. Fabuloso. But Hugh, never one to keep his word, began to throw bits of the cake at Colin. Colin then commanded the goat to, \"Attack! Get\ufffdem boy!\" Can't you just see it? Hilarious!"}, {"response": 752, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:15)", "body": "I know it's getting late in the evening, but I figure the night is young and I\ufffdve not yet seen the song list for the evening\ufffds entertainment. Being a female of a certain age, remakes of some 70s classics come to mind: Turn The Ship Around Baby, Do It My Way Walk On The Wilde Side The Things You Do For Love We Ain\ufffdt Seen Nothin\ufffd Yet One Tongue Over The Line Stuck In The Rom Com With You Ride Colin Ride (No one looks better on a horse!) Hot Rod Nessie It\ufffds Not Too Late Mama Told Me Not To Tongue (Just preparing this list was fun\ufffdI of course skipped The Happiest Girl In The Whole USA , Night Moves , and Stairway To Heaven and any number of other (totally in-)appropriate possibilities!) What a fun day! Thanks for making the trip on the S.S. Si Cara so much fun!"}, {"response": 753, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:17)", "body": "I wish you could put all three parts together-I want to save it. Fabuloso. Is this a candidate for the fanfic archive?! Surely this is not lost to posterity!"}, {"response": 754, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:32)", "body": "Thanks to everyone here for making my day with all this great Birthday fun. You all have done a fablulous job of it and I hope that, possibly, someone special will pop in to see all the efforts. And, now more about the cake fiasco! On my way back to Islington, I ran into the Queen on the bus. (Circumstances have led her to travel by a more economical mode of transport lately.) When she discovered whom my boat cake was for, she insisted upon coming back with me to wish ODB a Happy Birthday in person. It seems she\ufffds long been a fan and especially enjoyed Relative Values. As she said to me, \ufffdLisa, Colin\ufffds character reminds one very much of someone one knows!\ufffd (????) Anyways, she had to go back to the palace and change\ufffd.. \ufffd\ufffdand insisted that this guy come along with us. ***Sigh*** They couldn\ufffdt wait to get out to the S.S. Si Caro\ufffd\ufffd \ufffd\ufffd\ufffdbut there wasn\ufffdt enough room for the entire entourage and they had to make their own way on board. Prince Phillip brought some fine German wine along for the celebration! Now, we are all set to party. Just everyone be careful you don\ufffdt knock the Queen\ufffds crown off!!!!!"}, {"response": 755, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:41)", "body": "He looked down and saw that he was wearing his favourite vintage shirt. I look pretty hot in this! The look that started it all! Grazie di cuore a le gemelle Anagram. (Linda), I hate first seating. Moon, get out of there and get up to the bar! I've had first seating at the bar, ladies. Ready for another round. :-) Now, who wants to go to Capri? Next stop, la Grotta Azzura."}, {"response": 756, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:49)", "body": "\"Richard, look at wot those twins have done to your famous fight scene from BJD. Can't you direct them to behave? Even though I know they do it out of love, actually . . ."}, {"response": 757, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:50)", "body": "(Lisa), everyone be careful you don\ufffdt knock the Queen\ufffds crown off!!!!! Who would have thought we'd have so many Queens in attendance? ;-) Lisa, you are the official cake girl! *smooch*"}, {"response": 758, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:51)", "body": "Ah, well, mebbe da Boss can help me out.:-)"}, {"response": 759, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:52)", "body": "Kathy and Barb, you've got it down. ;-) LOL!"}, {"response": 760, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:54)", "body": "If you can manage to open this, there are 3 party favors for all crew memebers, cortesy of Meluchie:-) http://194.68.33.51/fotoweb/Grid.fwx?columns=5&rows=2&folderid=5003&SF_GROUP1_BOOLEAN=and&SF_FIELD1_GROUP=1&SF_LASTSEARCH=Sean+Bean&Stemming=&Synonym"}, {"response": 761, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:56)", "body": "Oh, hell, just put Colin Firth in the search engine. Si Caro has sailed into French waters.:-)"}, {"response": 762, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (19:59)", "body": "It just took me 1-1/2 hours to read all the posts that had been added since this morning, and my face hurts from grinning and laughing! Loved the graphics, interviews, stories and songs. What a lovely party!! So many talented Droolers out there! Now I'm going to go mix up a little something with which to toast the birthday boy. :-)"}, {"response": 763, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:07)", "body": "Magnifico!! Anagram Twins. And multo grazie for coming out of lurkdom with your epic masterpiece. Brava!! *whistling*"}, {"response": 764, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:07)", "body": "So I've got the TV on in the background while I'm reading the latest posts. Suddenly, as I'm looking at Lisa's photo of the Queen in her launch, I hear some dialogue from a promo for a Star Trek episode: \"Turn this ship around!\""}, {"response": 765, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:16)", "body": "Mari, thank you, for those pictures. Too bad they don't have any from the party in Morocco. More on that tomorrow. It will help our hangovers"}, {"response": 766, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:17)", "body": "WOW! This is some party -what with the Anagram Twins' offerings and Karen's interview! :-) Great work ladies!! (Kathy) 1-1/2 hours to read all the posts - i've been trying to keep up at work all day and kept getting further and further behind! I dont have anything fancy to offer, but will extend my heart felt wishes for a very happy happy birthday to Our Dear Boy- *smooch* HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!"}, {"response": 767, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:18)", "body": "Grazie, Mari and Meluchie! Colin looks vvg. Here is a map of where he is filming now. Vidauban, France, en Provence."}, {"response": 768, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:19)", "body": "Lol Barb....... Walk On The Wilde Side Very good! We Ain\ufffdt Seen Nothin\ufffd Yet And the prospects just get slimmer and slimmer!!!! Mama Told Me Not To Tongue Sad, but quite possibly true. Don't worry Mari, you efforts are commendable. Kathy....Tongues and tasteful nudity; These are Droolers' goals! Tasteful?? Tasteful?? Who said that was a requirement?? ;) la Grotta Azzura. Excellent stop and still in boat mode."}, {"response": 769, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:20)", "body": ""}, {"response": 770, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:21)", "body": "Next stop, St. Tropez. I bet we're all getting off here. ;-)"}, {"response": 771, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:25)", "body": "Click Now Turn the boat around Want to see the passion Turn it upside down Want to see the passion Need to see it Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Turn it on, turn it on, turn it round Actor man do your thing 'cause I know that you want to get your thing off But you see I've made up my mind about it It's got to be a drama, no doubt about it, woah woah 'Cause when the camera starts to roll And those eyes smoulder with desire, with the motion of the lips, lips, lips Makes me wanna move my body yeah, yeah, yeah And when the bum starts thrusting to that beat It nails that beat with the groaning rhythm With a bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce on the springs, hey Turn the boat around Want to see the passion Turn it upside down Want to see the passion Need to see it My apologies to everyone. I know my lyrics suck, but so do the original's. ;-)"}, {"response": 772, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:26)", "body": "(karen), My apologies to everyone here. Not only do my lyrics suck, so do the real ones. ;-) LOL! I'll just say you shocked me. ;-) But what really matters is the dancing."}, {"response": 773, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:27)", "body": "Karen..ROFLMAO...I thought about it, I really did (see my earlier post) but I could not do it. You are the master...I am not worthy! With a bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce on the springs, hey LOL"}, {"response": 774, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:27)", "body": "For Karen and those in later time zones, Colin is shown as one of the birthday boys on ET tonight. Pic is slightly different than what Karen posted above. What a bash! So many goodies . . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN FIRTH, 000-245-6895 LOL, Evelyn! Innit cute, he has his own personal NHS number.;-) OK, who on this ship snapped The Captain seabathing on his birthday? An all-time fave pic of mine, Murph! But what's that white stuff at the bototm of the pic--waves?;-) According to my monthly newsletter, sorry, our sources, there were to be candlelight vigils throughout the entire month of September ROTFLMAO! Oh, Karen, you've outdone yourself with this latest dispatch on The Tongue Brigade! And the Dad Hall Of Fame--too funny, girl! Is that the script I want to do? It's \"Gidget Goes to Tuscany\"! Turn 'round, Lady, turn me around. Ok, now I'm on the floor! LOL! Cheers to our latte divas, Rika and Linda! Prince Phillip brought some fine German wine along for the celebration! Oh, Freulein Lisa, you sly devil! Mama Told Me Not To Tongue \"That ain't the way to have fun, son!\" Good ones, Barb! And many thanks to the Anagram twins for the Trilogy--brava, ladies!"}, {"response": 775, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:31)", "body": "And for some after dinner entertainment (totally tasteless, so I'll apologize in advance, and I plan to remove this posting after a while but it was too funny)... \"You don't like me? You don't like my government? You think I care if you and your Commie friends hang out at the Instituto, drinking espresso and reciting poetry? You think I care what you write to some crummy English newspaper? \"You think I can't fire Mario, the little culatone, and put whomever I want to run the Instituto in London? Well, think again. If I wanted my cleaning woman to run the instituto, she'd be there faster than you can say, tortellini en brodo. So, big shot, you want a piece of me? I'm here and I'm waiting.\""}, {"response": 776, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:34)", "body": "ROTFLOL!!! Brilliant, Karen! Che ridere! Devo farlo vedere al mio marito. Questo \ufffd troppo bello."}, {"response": 777, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:36)", "body": "I can't stop laughing, Karen. I didn't know Berlusca was so well endowed. ;-) You know, he is still the president of my soccer team, AC Milan. Ma come hai fatto?"}, {"response": 778, "author": "Ebeth", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:37)", "body": "BWAH I need to send that to my brother posthaste, Karen; he'll want to pass it back to Parma. Fabulous work, ladies, simply fabulous. I may or may not be able to stop laughing long enough to find something of my own to contribute..."}, {"response": 779, "author": "Rika", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:38)", "body": "That photo kinda renders the \"Right vs. left\" question unnecessary, eh?"}, {"response": 780, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:40)", "body": "That photo comes in S M L and XL. I posted the S version. ;-) But you really have to thank Evelyn who found it."}, {"response": 781, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:43)", "body": "That photo comes in S M L and XL. I posted the S version. ;-) Really? It boggles the mind! (Thanks Evelyn!)"}, {"response": 782, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:54)", "body": "Well, my first comments were, to borrow words from Karen, totally tasteless. Scrambling for some phrase that does not contain an expletive, I can only shuffle off to the corner and utter \"Appeso come un cavallo!\""}, {"response": 783, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:57)", "body": "LOL, Lisa! I can hear a Wagnerian score in the background. ;-)"}, {"response": 784, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (20:58)", "body": "LOL! I think I can figure that one out. ;-) Giddyup!"}, {"response": 785, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:00)", "body": "Off to do some dancing. See you all in Barcelona for \"churros and chocolate\" in the wee hours. :-)"}, {"response": 786, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:01)", "body": "WOW. Good thing you didn't post that XL version. I can't afford a new monitor."}, {"response": 787, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:02)", "body": "And that's what *I* call...A BODY OF WORK Salut Colin....Buon Cumpleano"}, {"response": 788, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:04)", "body": "As a very wise woman once said, \"Waste not. Want not.\""}, {"response": 789, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:09)", "body": "(Lisa) Tasteful?? Tasteful?? Who said that was a requirement?? I have anticipated your question. \"Full frontal\" and \"gratuitous\" didn't scan, and I really didn't think we wanted \"tasteless.\" Well, maybe a little tasteless. Are we going for an R, or do we want X? Do we want something that will be critically acclaimed, or are we going for pure sex? Okay, maybe a stupid question... ;-)"}, {"response": 790, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:18)", "body": "I can't afford a new monitor. :::wiping spit off trusty old 17\" monitor...:::"}, {"response": 791, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:23)", "body": "(KathyF)Are we going for an R, or do we want X? I know what I want. I think the prototype was just posted."}, {"response": 792, "author": "freddie", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:25)", "body": "Since it\ufffds getting late, I thought I would make one last post before we all went to sleep\ufffdnice images to dream about! I hope eight is not too many. And, I just realized I never wished Colin a Happy Birthday in any of my posts today. Happy 42nd!!!!!! Best wishes to you for a great year!"}, {"response": 793, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:32)", "body": "To Moon...The Great Party Organizer.... To our ever-faithful Boss and Everyone who contributed to this great day...."}, {"response": 794, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:32)", "body": "Lisa, eight is enough...and I especially like #7 (sucker for dimples.) And it is late. DH says it is time for bed. I say Si Caro. And for those who remain to party on, I say \"go for it.\" And thanks all for making my first birthday cruise with you all so memorable. Sweet dreams!"}, {"response": 795, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:38)", "body": "I have been trying to leave for the last hour. But the party gets better and better. Oh, Lisa, those are great pictures. How about eight more?:-) Such pleasant images to take to bed. What a fantastic day. Thank you, everyone. Colin, Happy Birthday."}, {"response": 796, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:51)", "body": "(kathy) Are we going for an R, or do we want X? I wasn't trying to escalate this. Really I wasn't. But there was something (I don't know what) about Silvio that just spoke to me. OK, to Colin through me. ;-) Those eight worked for me, Lisa. What a fantastic parties, ladies. I've had a great time toasting and roasting our fabulous boy, who is responsible for bringing us all together. Three Cheers for On his Birthday! *smooch*"}, {"response": 797, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (21:55)", "body": "This came in the mail for all of us:"}, {"response": 798, "author": "Ebeth", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:03)", "body": "Ah, Colin darling, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the ship's band, \"Je Suis un Rock Star\" has arrived...late as usual, and complaining about the absence of beer, no doubt. Some teenage kicks are better left in front of the mirror... Dennis, darling, we loved you in that bedroom scene, but heartbreak is a poor excuse... Ah yes, Keanu, living proof that anyone can learn to play electric bass and chew gum at the same time... Hey Robert? That stuff you're doing? Can't be good for the pipes... Put the guitar down slowly, Russell, and back away from the barbecue... Six degrees of something , if we could only figure out what... Giving it to charity yet, Rupert? Aren't you glad you kept your day job, even if it requires an occasional kissing lesson? Buon compleanno Colin!"}, {"response": 799, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:09)", "body": "(Elizabeth) Keanu, living proof that anyone can learn to play electric bass and chew gum at the same time... LOL!! All of them are sooooooooo good. I might as well have highlighted them all. back away from the barbeque *snicker* And that last one. Holy Moly!!"}, {"response": 800, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:11)", "body": "Ya see, was I lying when I said on the invite about all the celebs? Don't know why this party isn't being covered by a photographer. ;-)"}, {"response": 801, "author": "kathness", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (22:50)", "body": "(Lindak) I know what I want. I think the prototype was just posted. I like the Italian Stallion best if I scroll down until his head is just above the frame. Lacking a paper bag, this makes it much more enjoyable for me! ;-) And by the way, would that be underwear or a swim suit, because if it's the latter, I'm concerned about waves. (Lisa) I hope eight is not too many. Absolutely not! Three and seven are my favorites. Sweet dreams, indeed!! Thanks, everyone!"}, {"response": 802, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Tue, Sep 10, 2002 (23:58)", "body": "THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH A FUN DAY IN A LONG, LONG, TIME. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFULLY TALENTED. I WILL REMEMBER THIS WONDERFUL DAY FOR A LONG TIME TO COME. THANK YOU AGAIN. Sweet Dreams Everyone."}, {"response": 803, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 11, 2002 (07:51)", "body": "What a party ladies! I just had breakfast with \"Je Suis un Rock Star.\" They are so funny, Elizabeth! It was great to have them along. complaining about the absence of beer, no doubt. Not for long. The all agreed on Jack Daniels. ;-) Cheers, Firthettes. See you next year, Colin! :-D"}, {"response": 804, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Wed, Sep 11, 2002 (22:11)", "body": "I am too sad. I keep poking my head in here hoping there are echoes of yesterday but they are all gone... siiiiiigggggghhhhhh A Bridget Jones wannabe is slumped over the bar updating her alcohol units in a PDA (won't calculate my own) and the janitors are sweeping up. I swipe a popped balloon and an orchid off a lei to tuck in my memory book, run my fingers through the last of the icing from the birthday cake and determine to mark my calendar for next year. This was the best. You guys sure know how to throw a party."}, {"response": 805, "author": "jellybean888", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (17:49)", "body": "Hi I'm Jen and I'm new here. Happy belated birthday Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 806, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (18:34)", "body": "Welcome, Jen. Hope you were around for the party (Barb)I am too sad. I keep poking my head in here hoping there are echoes of yesterday but they are all gone. I know what you mean. I'm having party withdrawl-it's worse than a hang over-but the memories are wonderful."}, {"response": 807, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (18:38)", "body": "Sorry, I've been busy supervising the clean-up crew. Wow! Did this rowdy bunch make a mess here. They charged me extra. And a number of the crystal glasses were missing. Who took 'em? Who took 'em. Welcome Jen! Join on on the regular, active topics, like 163, where we discuss Colin on a daily basis."}, {"response": 808, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (19:34)", "body": "Hi Jenn ..."}, {"response": 809, "author": "Rika", "date": "Thu, Sep 12, 2002 (22:55)", "body": "Welcome, Jen!"}, {"response": 810, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Fri, Sep 13, 2002 (15:24)", "body": "You're in the best place Jen, Welcome. Hmmn Karen, what else was found in the middle of the debris? Anything red, white and green ? ;-)"}, {"response": 811, "author": "kathness", "date": "Fri, Sep 13, 2002 (23:02)", "body": "(Lizza) Anything red, white and green ? ;-) The image of something in those colors is indelibly etched on my brain!"}, {"response": 812, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 13, 2002 (23:08)", "body": "(Lizza) Anything red, white and green ? ;-) Found it tied to someone's toe. She was passed out in the corner and it was like a toe-tag. ;-)"}, {"response": 813, "author": "Lizzajaneway", "date": "Mon, Sep 16, 2002 (14:51)", "body": "She was passed out in the corner No prizes for guessing.... not even a pearl earring;-)"}, {"response": 814, "author": "jellybean888", "date": "Fri, Sep 20, 2002 (00:18)", "body": "Hello again. Thankyou v. much for your welcome *goes off to topic 163*"}, {"response": 815, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 20, 2003 (13:53)", "body": "Only how many days left? We do need a theme. Any suggstions? I wonder if this fragment of a quote from today (\"overly obtuse and cryptic to being boringly prosaic and explanatory\") will spawn any ideas? Ants in his pants?"}, {"response": 816, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Wed, Aug 20, 2003 (15:50)", "body": "Oh Karen! You've opened up the room! Talk of the TFF and the dates, I knew this could not be far behind! (Getting excited just thinking about it!)"}, {"response": 817, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 21, 2003 (10:58)", "body": "... (Karen)Ants in his pants? LOL, looks like turning the ship around has produced vibrations;-) Can it be a year, already? Wow! Looks like 21 days and counting."}, {"response": 818, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 21, 2003 (12:10)", "body": "(Linda), LOL, looks like turning the ship around has produced vibrations;-) I do believe someone did listen. ;-) (Karen)Ants in his pants? But does he? Canada is like a second home. (CF) but it\ufffds gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad. This could be fun to work with too. ;-) Ahem. ;-)))))"}, {"response": 819, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (12:51)", "body": ""}, {"response": 820, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (12:54)", "body": "The ad hoc Party Planning Committee was inspired by Colin's statement that \"it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad.\" Therefore, our 2003 theme is...drumroll please: The Range is broad aka Home, Home on the Range or I'm Back in the Saddle Again! This should be good. ;-D"}, {"response": 821, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (13:39)", "body": "Capital! Capital! I'm Back in the Saddle Again! LOL! Now that tune is stuck in my head. :-)"}, {"response": 822, "author": "anjo", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (15:40)", "body": "I'm Back in the Saddle Again! (Dorind)LOL! Now that tune is stuck in my head. :-) Well, I've got Home, Home on the Range if that's any better ;-) The saddle tune makes me think something in the line of western (hopefully not as ridiculous (sp?) as in RV) ;-P My first ODB birthdayparty ever - Yeppeee"}, {"response": 823, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (15:53)", "body": "Like I said, lots of possibilities with this theme. ;-)))"}, {"response": 824, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (17:35)", "body": "...back in the saddle, huh? (Annette)(hopefully not as ridiculous (sp?) as in RV) LOL, that came to my mind as well...;-) Ok bucko...I'll give it a try."}, {"response": 825, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug 25, 2003 (18:05)", "body": "Yeehaw! :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"}, {"response": 826, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  6, 2003 (11:57)", "body": "Only four more days!!"}, {"response": 827, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Sat, Sep  6, 2003 (13:01)", "body": "Ah! The anticipation mounts!"}, {"response": 828, "author": "JosieM", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (11:03)", "body": "It's midnight here in HK, so I'm very very honoured to announce the party 2003 has started. First of all, let me say it: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!! You deserve every good thing in the world! Why? Because you ARE one of them! Okay, now, the present. With the theme of this year's party on my mind, I found this Chinese landscape painting: It's painted by an Italian priest, Giuseppe Castiglione, in the early 18th century. Hope this can give a little bit special \"home\" feeling to you, Colin. And look, I also have something for the party! For this year, the big day is only one day before the Mid-Autumn Festival. Therefore, I bring you some traditional food for this Chinese festival. First, mooncakes: And starfruit: And of course, bottles of wine (though they're not Chinese food, they match perfectly with mooncakes): Hope you like it. Let's party and have fun!! (me go to sleep now. :))"}, {"response": 829, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (11:30)", "body": "Just a reminder: Our 2003 birthday party theme, THE RANGE IS BROAD is inspired by Colin's recent statement, \"it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad.\" Thankfully, the pencil dick line was cut from LA. ;-) Yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 830, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (11:39)", "body": "Love the mooncakes and other delicacies, Josie. A little appetizer before the big blowout event later, which starts at midnight Colin's time (which would be British Daylight Time (an hour before GMT). Also, try to keep the K-size of the images you post down to a manageable level. Loading will be a bitch for many people as the day is image-intensive and they don't read the new messages every hour on the hour. Your computer will be coughing and spitting by the end of the day. So under 100K is a good rule of thumb. Hmmmm, I think that's about all I can think of...for now. (only small corner of blanket is wet) ;-D"}, {"response": 831, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (19:05)", "body": "Since it's after midnight in the UK, I thought I'd bring along some goodies for us to enjoy while we wrap our pressies for Colin's birthday celebration. I'm wrapping mine as we speak. There is plenty for everyone so Enjoy! An assortment of White Wines from Umbria to start and a bit of Creme Brulle to end"}, {"response": 832, "author": "JosieM", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (21:12)", "body": "(Karen) A little appetizer before the big blowout event later, which starts at midnight Colin's time (which would be British Daylight Time (an hour before GMT). Also, try to keep the K-size of the images you post down to a manageable level. ..So under 100K is a good rule of thumb. Oh, sorry. :-P Thanks for letting me know. I shall take extra care about it next time. And to express my apology, here're some hor d'oeuvre: However, I still have no regret to start the celebration early. :-))"}, {"response": 833, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (21:42)", "body": "So git along little doggie and Parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"}, {"response": 834, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (21:59)", "body": "I thought I'd brew up some coffee for the celebration. Hope this is enough for all the ladies at their computers."}, {"response": 835, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (22:04)", "body": "*hee hee hee* with all that coffee, don't you think you should provide a catheter? [Please no pictures necessary]"}, {"response": 836, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (23:09)", "body": "Giddyyap...I'm coming back to my roots...."}, {"response": 837, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Tue, Sep  9, 2003 (23:25)", "body": "Duke Wayne here. Now listen, and listen good. I understand that your ideal role is that of a stuttering masturbatory village pervert. Can\ufffdt quite see it myself, but what the heck. The only way you\ufffdre gonna rustle up a character like that is to take the bull by the horns and start your own production company: Stuttering Masturbatory Village Pervert Productions, or SMVP Productions for short. Now that you\ufffdll be able to develop this role, let me give you another hint. Basically it comes down to two archetypes: The Stutterer and The Masturbatory Village Pervert. Happy Trails , partner, and Happy Birthday, too! (With apologies to any Pee Wee fans out there\ufffd.)"}, {"response": 838, "author": "anjo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (03:14)", "body": "Trying to adapt to \ufffdthe range is broad\ufffd, I thought I\ufffdd provide some breakfast, whether you like the picturesque stile or just Coco Pops And \ufffd no birthdaybreakfast without a rose: this is my first b-party, so I\ufffdm still learning ;-)"}, {"response": 839, "author": "KJArt", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (04:14)", "body": "Here's some bubbly to get you well into a party mood, Colin ... ... And for your gift, here's something you've always wanted -- your very own Mark Rothko!! ... .. And here's another one... ... and yet another one. ... Don't worry about finding wall space for them -- they're only on loan ...(Couldn't afford the few mil each would go for...) ...Thanks for broadening *our* art range !... ... Stare at them as much as you want while you have a ..."}, {"response": 840, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (05:11)", "body": "If he's back in London, unfortunately it was a bit of a dreary start to the day, but now the showers are clearing. Although he's likely still across the pond. In honour of today, and reflecting the fact that I just discovered I have an NTSC enabled tv and vcr, last night I got to watch the Lisa Tape for the very first time (and it was a riot!). It inspired me, actually, not to wish him sunny skies at home in London on this day, but to wish him back Home on the Range -- of west Texas that is. god I hope these photos work having not done it successfully before Since he apparently enjoyed it so much in his youth, what with the snow and everything. And Big Bend National Park. So Colin, glad you are back in the saddle, and am immensely looking forward to what some of the lucky ladies on here have already seen - the results of your non-specific selection criteria in the recent past!"}, {"response": 841, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (05:12)", "body": "Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I missed the important part =)"}, {"response": 842, "author": "Leah", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (06:04)", "body": "Happy birthday Colin ! I'm just that you have talent to give your characters depth and good looks. Enjoy your day!"}, {"response": 843, "author": "smitten", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (07:23)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin!!!"}, {"response": 844, "author": "smitten", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (07:24)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin!!!!"}, {"response": 845, "author": "smitten", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (07:30)", "body": "Something strange is going on here with my computer. Want to say that I have no art, no wine, no tasty snacks, Just these wishes.... May this year bring you: A producer with a great book who is not convinced that every movie has to appeal to the teenagers to make money A screenwriter who knows what to keep and what to throw away and a casting director who appreciates your value as we do. Many Happy Returns Of The Day"}, {"response": 846, "author": "moonstar", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (08:15)", "body": "As usual, I'm late for the party :( But, I just wanted to say happy, happy b-day, Colin!!!! ***SMOOOOCH***"}, {"response": 847, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (08:42)", "body": "Last year the accepted mode of travel, for your party was a ship. This year, in honor of your birthday, dear Colin, I thought another means of travel would be more appropriate to cover that very broad range. Also, I've stocked the wagon with all sorts of goodies to help you navigate your way back to the saddle. Here is your first present, one at a time, it's going to be a long day. This is the Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle It's the \"extra\" wide model; built to accommodate more than one. So hopefully it will live up to its name. Enjoy! and, Happy Trials!"}, {"response": 848, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (08:55)", "body": ""}, {"response": 849, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:04)", "body": "The Range is broad... (All together now!) How broad is it?!!! Happy Birthday Dear Boy!"}, {"response": 850, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:09)", "body": "...ooooh, those breeches will go well with the Tex Tan Tex Flex. Colin"}, {"response": 851, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:12)", "body": "(and that would be the Tex Tan Tex Flex model that Linda gave me)"}, {"response": 852, "author": "Petra78", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:14)", "body": "Dear Colin, I wish you a happy birthday.May all your dreams come true."}, {"response": 853, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:15)", "body": "That's OK, didn't I mention that I'll be here as long as you need me for lessons on how to use that Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle? Practice makes perfect. ...this is going to be more fun than kissing lessons."}, {"response": 854, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:35)", "body": "Ooops! This was supposed to go up much early. Must be a little tzdrait with all the excitement. ;-D"}, {"response": 855, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:43)", "body": "So your back in the saddle? Happy 43rd Birthday, Colin! Be reassured that I always knew your range to be broad. Angry Colin and one of our favourites, Colin in costume with Pearl Earring Now don\ufffdt point your finger at me, you know that I prefer you in costume, Mr. Darcy. You know I always bring the music to your party. So I got Steven Tyler and the Aerosmith gang to start the party with \ufffdBack in the Saddle\ufffd Getting back on topic. I googled \ufffdThe Range is Broad\ufffd and came up with some very good tips which may help you with future roles: If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. The range is broad: denims pants and jackets, tees, shirts, tops, pants and knits. If the range is broad, it can be traded by somebody who is going short near the top and going long near the bottom. The range is broad and the analysis largely methodical and balanced. \ufffdbut the range is broad and encompasses many styles. You will see that the range is broad\ufffdfrom physics to theater, from business to biology. The range is broad, shifting slowly, constantly over time. And to end it all, the other one I like to call, \ufffdthe man himself\ufffd David Bowie, the original \ufffdChchchchch Changes\ufffd one. May you find inspiration with many character changes in the future. Je t\ufffdembrasse comme toujours and remain yours ever. Have a very Happy Birthday"}, {"response": 856, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (09:55)", "body": "LOL Moon! I can't believe you actually found my Colin on greyhound pic. ;-D If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. I think we all know what a mind on drugs looks like:"}, {"response": 857, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:02)", "body": "Hey dude....Happy Birthday.... Even cowboys get the blues.... Blue suit, that is... From http://www.usbluesware.com/ebay/8-18/mvc-417f.jpg And just to keep up with your new style... Baci, Baci.. Colin for all the entertainment you give us through the year... And thanks to all the Drooleurs. Hey, Let's Never Grow-Up."}, {"response": 858, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:05)", "body": "Drum Roll.... Here it is...."}, {"response": 859, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:28)", "body": "Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? I want those little flat boots, too cute! If the range is broad, therapeutic drug monitoring becomes relevant. (Karen), I think we all know what a mind on drugs looks like: ROTF! My thoughts exactly!"}, {"response": 860, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:41)", "body": "(Moon) Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? Aw....dudes don't know no difference;-)"}, {"response": 861, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 862, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:48)", "body": "(Moon) Now, Evelyn, you do realise that the jacket should have three buttons and smaller lapels? Hang on, a few surprise guests have arrived. I think they can settle this dilemma"}, {"response": 863, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (10:50)", "body": "Where do you think yer goin, birthday boy? Get back on me and start, er, flexing yer pleasure! Powerful dry 'round here, anyone up for a whistle wettin'?"}, {"response": 864, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:13)", "body": "I see the QE guys are here, daarling! And while we're on the subject of fashion... Colin, please don't wear these with your dark suit. Not brown!"}, {"response": 865, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:33)", "body": "I thought I might expand the range past the \"Wild West\" to the \"Wilds of Northern Africa and Central Asia.\" We know you have the ability! Such a broad range of talents! Here's a lovely antique two seater saddle frame. Good for taking the boys out for a ride... ...and all of the exciting lessons Linda has prepared for you. ;-) Happy birthday, dear Colin!"}, {"response": 866, "author": "soph", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:35)", "body": "Cryptic Quotations Inc. formerly known as \"Weeeeell, what has he got himself into now\" Inc. (and recently renamed after a vicious takeover by The Double-Entendre Co.) is proud to present its very own reading of Mr. F.'s: \"it's gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad\" This quote-du-jour had our best brains working feverishly for the past few days, and after careful examination, cross-examination, and passionate debate (not to mention barrels of choice beer and cartons of exotic cigarettes), we at Cryptic have narrowed down the options to a very likely interpretation in view of what he has achieved this year : mr. f. was definitely *not* refering to his weight : the bjd2 reports were mentionning only ms. z.'s complimentary donuts, and not even a leaf of salad for him (talk about a tight budget) mr. f. was not refering either to this monstruous new side of his skills re: suit and shoe color matching : in fact, we had trouble invalidating this one, since the pen pix showed a laid back version of the very same desastrous match (btw watch out for new ones next year, how about mixing burnt orange and shocking pink ?) mr. f. was definitely not refering to some (\"wohoho, next year, elbow patches !\") nasty comments at the shocking admission that he only has one good suit in his closet (albeit blue) : after all, the trauma pix were proof enough that he can vary the wardrobe as well as the answers (go chuckies, go !) in fact, what a surprise, one of our team members suggested he might actually be refering to his acting abilities. but of course ! acting abilities, broad range and all that, hmhmmm... so, we brought back from the 2002-2003 time vault the very evidence of this \"broadening of his range\". we sincerely hope this blinding demonstration will allow the man a first class ticket to thespian heaven (in an as-late-as-possible future). i believe you all know the first one quite well by now, no preliminary explanation necessary then, let the power of the image convince you we are right : Fig. 1 : Wiggle King but you are probably less familiar with this fresh approach : the thrilling originality, the nuanced performance is admirable. i have to say our animators at Cryptic are very very happy to witness this u-turn in your career, mr. f. : it is so much more exciting afterwards to get animatronicolins with *ants in their pants* rather than ole-grumpy-who-looks-like he-swallowed-a-porcupine-and-cannot-get-rid-of-it-and-who-doesn't-even-flex-a-muscle-except-when-showing-off-while-riding-a-horse . hey, i heard you back there, shut up and get back to work you lazy animators ! ah, peace and quiet, that's better, here's our second piece of evidence of the \"broadenang range thang\" : Fig. 2 : Bouncy Boy very impressive i must say... We at Cryptic believe that if he would exercice a little, he might be able to combine the two moves and become the next cha-cha god this side of the universe. until then, we suggest that he has himself a happy bouncy birthday. and of course, keep up the good suit. errr, sorry, work."}, {"response": 867, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:41)", "body": "Brilliant, brilliant!!! Kudos to vouz at Cyptic. ;-D"}, {"response": 868, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:46)", "body": "Fantastic, Sophie, you rock! Colin, did you know the range extends here too: Home, home on the range... Hurry up now boy, ya hear? We know you love that Country (hic), music."}, {"response": 869, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:49)", "body": ""}, {"response": 870, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:53)", "body": "ROTFCyptic (Moon)And while we're on the subject of fashion... Colin, please don't wear these ... with your dark suit. Not brown! Or go to nice stodgy Mossbros For these"}, {"response": 871, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (11:57)", "body": "Happy Birthday Had hoped to bring a cake to the birthday bash but not able to post the cake!"}, {"response": 872, "author": "Rika", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:04)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! Sure, it's great to see you back in the saddle. But to really explore that broad range - to fully rove over it, one might say - you're going to need something with a little more than one horsepower. So I'm sending you a special gift: You can ride it downstream to new roles and challenges It can keep you from getting mired in the mud. And above all, if you find yourself getting stuck in a rut, it can pull you out!"}, {"response": 873, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:11)", "body": "Ok, time for more gifts from that covered wagon of pleasure... This is the E Z mount stirrup. I've included the instructions, as well. Don't want you falling off, again. Place your foot in the bottom bar and mount as usual. ...and to go along with your Tex Tan Tex Flex-- The Easy Rider Seat System -with instructions, of course Reversible -- one side non-slip; the other side, smooth. For those who like more freedom, this seat saver makes long rides more pleasurable. Absorbs shock and grips. Also will not absorb sweat or water. Makes old, hard seated saddles a pleasure to ride."}, {"response": 874, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:11)", "body": "Looks to me like he might need this one"}, {"response": 875, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:11)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear Colin You can put your boots under my bed ANYTIME you're in range!!!"}, {"response": 876, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:25)", "body": "Dear Colin , Hippo birdie 2u, Hippo birdie 2u , Hippo birdie dear Colin Hippo birdie 2u! Really sorry not to post your cake but my technical range is not as broad as I would like however have a super day, wonderful week and successful year."}, {"response": 877, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:26)", "body": "Hello ladies. Knowing your great interest in my son, I thought I'd share a little something I found buried in a cupboard. While in America, we took a lovely roadtrip through the Wild Wild West, and David put together an album of our experiences many years ago. Colin did manage to write several notes next to some of the pictures when we returned to England, despite having to endure being called \"The American\" by his classmates. It was a horrible ordeal for him, but I expect he has forgotten about it now. As an aside, Jon and Kate were so over the moon about the trip that they insisted on wearing costumes throughout. Perhaps I should have recognised how that would foreshadow their career choices. Colin seemed more interested in rock music at the time, and I caught him--more than once--pretending to be a rock star in front of the hallway mirror. After our little holiday, I had him working at one of the soup kitchens once a week. He had too much idle time, if he could dance in front of mirrors. I worried what he would become. :-( Here is a map of the initial path of our trip: Starting out in St Louis, we took the older, scenic Route 66 west to Amarillo, instead of the bigger motorways. We stopped at many lovely and convenient modern establishments along the way, like this one: I think the children liked the orange tabletops nearly as much as the ice cream. I wasn't terribly fond of some of the waitpersons. Cracking gum sets such a bad example for the children. I can't remember precisely which town this was taken in, but Colin managed to snap a few pictures of these men in a flashy sports car. Note from Colin: These guys were totally cool and so was the Vette, not like the bloody station wagon we were driving. Quite a bit of the landscape looked like this: and we had to be careful so the undercarriage of the car didn't get tangled up with the loose ones blowing across the road. In West Texas, we exited the highway for a real look at the countryside on our way south to San Antonio. Colin's eyes appeared to glaze over during this portion of the trip. I don't believe he recalls the hundreds and hundreds of miles of this particular landscape. No matter. However, these photos of the Western sky made up for it all: Aren't those lovely? When we arrived in San Antonio, our first stop was The Alamo. For some reason, Colin wanted a coonskin cap as he had seen in the movie, but we refused. There are many people starving in Africa, you know. A cowboy hat would be slightly more practical. Apparently, he snatched the camera away from his father again, possibly a little adolescent rebellion. Note from Colin: Hot babes in odd costumes. Serves them right. None of the children would pose for the camera in front of the Alamo. They all appear to be camera shy in front of people. Something they must have gotten over, given their choice of careers. Some very lovely scenery when we arrived at Big Bend National Park: Note from Colin: I did get that cowboy hat and was made to pose hear those rocks, but I've removed the picture from this album. I know how travelogues typically bore one's friends and relatives, so I'll sign off now and perhaps join you again sometime with my recollections. Regards, Shirley"}, {"response": 878, "author": "Ildi", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:52)", "body": "Ladies, who are hoot, all of you. I'm sitting here laughing my head off. I wish I had more time to come up with something and knew how to post it. Oh well, next year I suppose. So let me just be pathetically simple... HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!"}, {"response": 879, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (12:56)", "body": "I know how travelogues typically bore one's friends and relatives, Thank you, Shirley. No, no, no...we're never bored around here. Colin's broad range seems to have been inspired years ago. (Colin)Hot babes in odd costumes. Serves them right. LOL...You know all about that, don't you? Thanks, Karen, for inviting Shirley and her travelogue to the party."}, {"response": 880, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:02)", "body": "Shirley, indeed this is a privilege that you would share family memories such as these! Come and share any more if you'd like! *I'm sorry... I was laughing so hard I bit the inside of my cheek... ow!*"}, {"response": 881, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:17)", "body": "Psst , hey Shirley......you forgot to take pics of our outhouses."}, {"response": 882, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:18)", "body": "ROTFLOL! Shirley, so nice of you to drop by. Looking forward to more pictures and insights."}, {"response": 883, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:19)", "body": "Too bad they didn't stop by my house ;-)"}, {"response": 884, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:22)", "body": "From our own herd of Foolish Antelope: ;-D"}, {"response": 885, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (13:23)", "body": "(Evelyn) Too bad they didn't stop by my house ;-) Ha ha!! Maybe it was because you were hanging around the Boyz in the Hood back in Saint Louie ;-D"}, {"response": 886, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:00)", "body": "Since the party is outdoors, it is nice to know we have a full moon tonight. Tonight's full moon, the harvest moon, will flood the twilight sky with natural light just after sunset, providing folks a few extra hours to complete outside chores. Unlike the rest of the year, the nearly full moon will continue to rise shortly after sunset for the next several days. These consecutive evenings of moonlight-filled twilight sky prompted ancient European farmers to name this particular full moon the harvest moon, explained Chester. The moniker is given to the full moon that falls closest to the autumnal equinox. Those nice farmers and their coffee beans."}, {"response": 887, "author": "cyndy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:36)", "body": "I have a home, Where no buffalo roam, Even though I live in the middle of Kansas. My homes in the city, But please don\ufffdt feel pity, Buffaloes smell and really shed much!!! From the city to the prairie, And all points in between, Happy Birthday Colin!!!"}, {"response": 888, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:41)", "body": "Moon Tonight's full moon, the harvest moon, will flood the twilight sky with natural light just after sunset, providing folks a few extra hours to complete outside chores. ....or a few extra hours of moonbeams and moondreams!! How about our handsome, virile birthday boy in a Western out on the Open Range.... ???"}, {"response": 889, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:43)", "body": "For the \"American\" boy on his Birthday!"}, {"response": 890, "author": "Ildi", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (14:47)", "body": "Colin, I'm so excited, I can't even say boo, Hey looky, this is my B'Day wish for you!"}, {"response": 891, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:02)", "body": "Actually love it, Ildi! I just hope he wears a real bowtie when if it happens.;-) Birthday cake looks delish. The \"Open Range\" Martini Bar is officially open."}, {"response": 892, "author": "lisamh", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:07)", "body": ""}, {"response": 893, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:08)", "body": "Shirley did manage to discover where the picture had been hidden:"}, {"response": 894, "author": "lisamh", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:09)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! For your birthday I'm sending you the latest self-help book for actors. It's entitled Spot The Clunker or How To Avoid Bad Scripts Like The Plague. This should be required bedtime reading to counteract the influence of *friends* who say they've seen a script that has your name written on it."}, {"response": 895, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:09)", "body": "You are good Karen! LOL!"}, {"response": 896, "author": "lisamh", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:10)", "body": ""}, {"response": 897, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:15)", "body": "Hey, Colin, dude, Pack your new birthday boots, your new birthday saddle, your new birthday spurs, and come on over to our big event. We'll celebrate your birthday with a big, ol' Texas welcome BBQ and lots of hootin' and hollering'. Then, we'll mosey on down and enjoy the show. Then, we'll have some more fun out on the Katy prairie with the Zellwegers. Then, we can all sit by the campfire and sing songs, and roast marshmallows.. And finally, bed down in the bunkhouse. By the way, they'll be several droolers from Texas rooming with you..."}, {"response": 898, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:35)", "body": "Hello big boy..... I hear that you are into getting a \"Broad\" on the Range for a Birthday celebration this year...... So why don't you come up and see me sometime!"}, {"response": 899, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:42)", "body": "Ah, it's tea time (at least in my time zone) and I thought a selection of delicacies might refresh the ladies who have been so diligently partying for so long. ;-) First, tea and coffee (fair trade, of course) for everyone who has been drinking too much Chardonnay... (I know sugar is not fashionable, but hey, I like sugar in my tea). ...then, cucumber sandwiches (mind, I had to pay ready money for those cucumbers)... ...and muffins... ...and finally, chocolates... ...tiramisu (\"pick-me-up\"), cr\ufffdme caramel, and chocolate hazelnut torte. Don't eat too much, though. Lots of Droolers to share with and more party to go (and I hear a too-full stomach makes riding uncomfortable)! ;-)"}, {"response": 900, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:45)", "body": "Look Greit, there's Beedee stationed at Cape Cod Lighthouse making sure that the ship doesn't turn itself around again and land at \"Romcom Port\"! What are those signal flaggs saying? Have............ A .............. Wonderful ............... Birthday!......to Colin and the Droolers! Beedee! Back on Saturday!"}, {"response": 901, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:47)", "body": "Gotta get out of this cyber cafe and find the DH at the Bar or the beach! Love to all of you! I can't wait to get the full picture on Saturday...... Beedee"}, {"response": 902, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:49)", "body": "Just in from Oliver Stone Dear Colin, Just heard it was your 43rd birthday. So sorry I wasn't prepared. Do have an idea, however. Call me crazy, but I think it'll work. Let's just call it a Colin-substitution. Given your broad range , this should be a triumph for you. Anyway you've aged so much better. Even though this guy was a conquering hero, we know many who say you're a conqueror of your own world, too. So, here's the new poster. And many happy returns of the day."}, {"response": 903, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:53)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!! AND MANY MANY MORE. From Richard, Fitzwilliam and Mark to Jack, Colin and oh my God Henry you have given me such elation. Anxiously waiting to see Mark again and Vemeer from all accounts will do me in. But what a way to go. You rock my world. Thank you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY."}, {"response": 904, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (15:55)", "body": "Time for some Western vittles.... I'm gettin' the prairie oysters ready."}, {"response": 905, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:01)", "body": "(Evelyn)Time for some Western vittles.... I'm gettin' the prairie oysters ready. LOL! You're probably right; perhaps a proper afternoon tea doesn't travel quite as well on the open prairie as food that already has hooves. Good to have options (a \"broad range\" so to speak)!"}, {"response": 906, "author": "soph", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:17)", "body": "Cryptic Quotations Inc. having now absorbed \"We speak colinese better than you\" Inc. (after a successful merger with The Let's Get Physical Co.) is proud to present its last report to their Drool competitors before bedtime Okay, huh, due to some new business developments here at Cryptic, we thought we might add a little something. The thing is, we checked the competition, and we saw this *$*#W Shirley has cornered the market in terms of western style travelogues. clever, veeeery clever... and we saw that the whole thing was drifting west, a lot more west than we had expected : sissy saddles, cowboy boots (when wear the finest italian leather, cream and chocolate colored, toe capped shoes), waggons (when we drive studebakers), hee-haas and \"bring me my whip, colin\" nonsense plastered all over the board, not to mention the lettuce girls, duh ! back to their roots obviously... (turning back to the animator currently cufflinked to the heater) : how the hell could you not see this coming ? *double-slap sound* hmmff... (ruffle sound of tie knot getting smoothed). well, obviously, we cannot compete on this \"ride 'em cowboy\" segment of the market, besides, we are all down here plagued with lousy backs, thanks to computer work, and hemorroids, what with the howard johnson's stops and all that spicy western food (no thanks to *you*, shirley), so all this talk about saddles, you know, thank you but no, thank you... but, but, this very fifties mood not to mention the dry martinis got to our heads here at Cryptic, while we were assessing our losses due to this colinskin (oops, sorry, that's coonskin) cap fad, so we dusted out all our Perez Prado & Xavier Cugat LPs and launched a \"Havana 1953-it's a free for all country\" party at our main offices, to complement (read: compete) with this ridiculous \"ain't nothing but a drool thing, pardner\" party. And yes, now that you mention it, we hate country and western, we hate square dancing, and we hate you. To prove our rightousness in doing so, a miracle happened : entranced by the subtle rythms of \"mambo n\ufffd8\", mr. f. showed up unanounced at Cryptic, proclamed the Drool C&W fad \"ludicrous\", and after downing a couple of martinis at the tiki bar, decided to take these dancing lessons we were suggesting a couple of posts earlier. yeah, i know, some of you think it's not the dancing that needs urgent fixing, but still, you have to admire this boy's dedication to his broadening habit *** (frantic voice of the cufflinked animator) *They're lying, they're lying ! mr. f. didn't just show up like that, he was not himself, it was something with the martinis, and i have proof : he's been acting weirdly lately, like wearing brown shoes with a blue suit ! they abducted him because they have a contract to trash him with compromising pictures ! they got a huge amount of money for this from Hugh...\" *SLAM* *** Shut up you texan scum, or you'll be beef jerky in a second ! anyway, what was i saying... oh yeah ! dancing lessons. evidence #3 ! broad range indeed, ahaha : Fig. 3 : Cha-cha chap next time you'll see him, he'll be wearing the fugly shirt, trying to get tickets to the \"rat pack extravaganza\" being held at the santa anita racetracks, ahahaha ! ed. note : boy, this is exhausting ! the party's just getting started and i am all out of captures already ! night night, had a lot of fun with all the hilarious posts today, mille mercis"}, {"response": 907, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:23)", "body": "Sophie (and Cryptic quotation animators) Fantastic! And a hoot to boot! Yeehaww!!!!!"}, {"response": 908, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:40)", "body": "Omigod, you ladies are too much. ROTFLMAO!! Will review, savor and comment more later, but thought I'd better get my tribute in before the day is over. Colin, in honor of your birthday theme and in light of your absorption of the Italian culture, I bring you A Spaghetti Western to show the linkages between the two. The Western man is taciturn, brief of speech: \"Yup. Nope. I reckon.\" The Italian man takes an oath of omerta when faced with shockingly personal questions that the general public should never find out about, i.e., \"Colin, is it a boy or a girl?\". The Western man wears a neckerchief. The Italian man wears a scapular with a picture of Saint Anthony of Padua on it. The Western man rides into the sunset to the strains of the theme to \"For A Few Dollars More.\" The Italian man uses \"For A Few Dollars More\" as criteria for choosing certain roles."}, {"response": 909, "author": "Lora", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (16:48)", "body": "Well, at least we know his fingers have a \"broad\" range. But, seriously, on his 43rd birthday he can learn a lot from all his devoted fans who have recently shown a broad range of determination driving through a broad mountain range and going great distances to film festivals to see him in his films and in the flesh! They have even sent back the most glowing, well written, and informative reports of his movies. So happy birthday, Colin, you big hunk of inspiration, you! You can learn a ot from your fans about going the distance! LOL, Karen, over the Firth's tumbleweed trip. Does Shirley remind anyone of Aunt Bee? Am having trouble getting that whistling theme song from Mayberry, RFD out of my head as I read about their West Texas journey! That last picture of him with the cowboy hat could even be Opie sans the red hair ;-)."}, {"response": 910, "author": "anjo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (17:00)", "body": "You wonderful drooleurs amaze me! I'm all astonishment :-) But Colin, dear birthdayboy, there is no one like this guy to get you back in the saddle (that is, if Lindas attempts fail ;-)), so - he'res *looking* at you, kid!! And - I just realised, I'd forgotten something - to give you a birthday kiss. Do you mind? Nevermind, you'll get one nevertheless :-D Happy birthday, Colin"}, {"response": 911, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (17:08)", "body": "Oh Mari...the scapular...the oath of Omerta not to divulge sex of offspring.... I'm dying here."}, {"response": 912, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (19:35)", "body": "Wow... sure can get quiet and lonely out here on the open range. I wonder if there's an echo. Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Happy Birthday Colin! Hehe! Back to my Firthday movie marathon."}, {"response": 913, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (19:44)", "body": "Ladies, you are all cracking me up! Sophie, Colin in chacha mode with the coat! Hot, hot, hot!!! (Mari), The Italian man wears a scapular with a picture of Saint Anthony of Padua on it. Aha! That's what it was. LOL! It's still early on the West coast. Bowie is singing and the martinis are flowing. Some party!"}, {"response": 914, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (19:51)", "body": "(Soph)a miracle happened : entranced by the subtle rythms of \"mambo n\ufffd8\", mr. f. showed up unanounced at Cryptic, proclamed the Drool C&W fad \"ludicrous\", and after downing a couple of martinis at the tiki bar, decided to take these dancing lessons we were suggesting a couple of posts earlier LMAO, you are too, much. I'll laugh all night. Mari, I was hoping you'd drop by. Can always count on an Italian connection with you:-) ...and now for the last of the presents from the wagon. (Hey can we move the martini bar in there? Now that all the presents are cleared out, we can spread out;-) This little leather number is for lassoing in those hard to get roles.(it may even work for the ones you don't want to test for)It's tricky to use until you get the hang of it. I thought you could practice on some of us, later...much later. Here's a little present for your horse, as well. Now you can't blame the horse for steering you off course. You're in the saddle, big boy! Colin, I hope you've enjoyed today as much as I have. Thanks, everyone for making this such a fun day. Now, where did I put my martini?"}, {"response": 915, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (21:02)", "body": "I don't even know where to begin. I've never laughed so hard at my own parties! Lisa, loved the SMVP Productions. If the Duke says it's hunky dory, it's ok by me! Linda! Where can I order me one of them thar Tex Pleasure Saddle thingies?;-) And so happy to see the Fab Five made it! (Maria)The Range is broad...(All together now!) How broad is it?!!! LOL! *Never* thought I'd see Gene Rayburn at a Drool party. Is Charles Nelson Reilly coming too?;-) Evelyn, lovely to hear from Senor Brioni again! Like your teepee by the way.;-) Sophie, loved the bouncy boy and the good people at Cryptic Inc.! Good work on the Oscar winner, Ildi--from your lips to God's ear! One of these days . . . BeeDee, no turning back to that RomCom Port--you keep them away! LOL! Karen, Karen, Karen. *Still wiping tears* reading Shirley's scrapbook of the Firth family getting their kicks on Route 66--can picture them in one of those station wagons with the faux wood panels on the sides.;-) After our little holiday, I had him working at one of the soup kitchens once a week. He had too much idle time, if he could dance in front of mirrors... I wasn't terribly fond of some of the waitpersons. Cracking gum sets such a bad example for the children.. . . Colin wanted a coonskin cap as he had seen in the movie, but we refused. There are many people starving in Africa, you know. Must stop, my stomach hurts--LMAO. A Drool Spoof Hall of Fame piece!:-) Moon, excellent entertainment and martinis! Thanks so much to everyone for the laughs! Carry on, the night is still young. Or as one of Karen's guests might say, \"Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!:-)"}, {"response": 916, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (21:35)", "body": "(Hen) For your birthday I'm sending you the latest self-help book for actors. It's entitled Spot The Clunker or How To Avoid Bad Scripts Like The Plague. This should be required bedtime reading to counteract the influence of *friends* who say they've seen a script that has your name written on it. LOL and Amen. ;-) Remember, this man is only your friend and should not be relied upon for career advice. Would he ask your opinion on what he writes? Doubtful. (Beedee) Hello big boy..... Pffft! Yeah, that broad would make mincemeat out of him and she wouldn't let him get away with a neck nuzzle. (knew you couldn't stay away on such an important day!) Andrea, I think Oliver may want to talk some Conspiracy theories over with the birthday boy, probably the coffee cartel... Please, please!! Let the animator go! We'll pay good money (or not) and trade you some perfectly cured beef jerky for Sophie. *bottoms up* she says, holding her chocolate martini, whilst reading hilarious stream-of-consciousnous semi-paranoidal rantings of the Jeune Fille in the Iron Mask, who only wants to cha-cha in the style of Arthur Murray. Totally hysterical, Soph and your colleagues at Cyptic. ;-D (Mari) The Italian man uses \"For A Few Dollars More\" as criteria for choosing certain roles. *snort* Ah yes, I can see a future in Spaghetti Westerns. Perhaps they'll use some of the supporting cast from Nostromo, while they're at it. Am loving it all, ladies, and so thrilled to see so many of new Drooleurs jumping in and having a good time. Many, many kudos, ladies, for your humor and initiative. BTW, Shirley left the album in good hands...(can't believe I left this one out of the other posting) and you never know when more will be shared with us:"}, {"response": 917, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (21:58)", "body": ""}, {"response": 918, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:01)", "body": "checking my master list and think I've now posted most everything) Phew!! Anyone taking umbrage with my Western potshots is free to ridicule my area of the country. Plenty to laugh about when the flatness and the cornfields don't bore you to tears."}, {"response": 919, "author": "caribou", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:29)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin and many returns of the day!! Day is dying in the west and it's time to take out Jack's guitar I'm keeping for him. It's not every Sept. 10th we have such good movies lined up so, in celebration, I bring my own rendition of an old favorite: Drooltown ladies sing this song, Doo! Dah! Doo! Dah! The GWAPE ticket line five blocks long! Oh, the Doo! Dah! Day! Born to act all night, Born to act all day, Bet my money on Vermeer, Somebody bet on LA!"}, {"response": 920, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:43)", "body": "You know I like to be fashionably late, but this is absurd. Of course, no one has ever accused me of being fashionable. ;-) Well Colin, Shirley was so kind as to give us a lovely album providing a chronicle of your first visit to the West which you seemed to love so. But as that was so long ago, I thought I\ufffdd point out some interesting sights you may want to check out on the return to your Home on the Range. Here are some chaps to go with you new saddle and boots... Feel free to wear them however you wish. While I\ufffdm not a fashion consultant, I do have a couple of suggestions, if you\ufffdre interested. ;-)"}, {"response": 921, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:45)", "body": "Would that be with or without pants? Do dah, do dah ;-)"}, {"response": 922, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:46)", "body": "First stop is Mt. Drama. The guide book recommends Earring Point, Dead Wait Trail, and Webber Glacier. Next up.....Mt. Horror. I found this to have some particularly tough trails including Trauma Pass and Trail of Craven. Lots of thin pathways on the edge of deep, dark canyons. It takes a while to traverse, so you may want to stop to water the horse at Mark Evans Lake. The one I thought would be most interesting is Mt. Thriller. It\ufffds the tall, jaggedy, imposing one in the middle. The Park Service said not to miss M. Night Grove with it\ufffds fields of wildflowers still in bloom this time of year. Schumacher Canyon and DePalma Point Loop aren\ufffdt to be missed either. But you must be aware not to get too close to \ufffdMt.\ufffd Rom-Com. There are all sorts of things there that will crawl out to bite you on the butt if you aren\ufffdt careful. Depending on how you decide to wear your new chaps, that might make the ride back a tad uncomfortable. :-("}, {"response": 923, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (22:49)", "body": "I have just a couple of things left to bring in yet. Sheesh! And I haven't made my way to the bar yet for my Chardonnay and Champagne."}, {"response": 924, "author": "Shoshana", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:13)", "body": "Doo! Dah! Doo! Dah! Great, now that's stuck in my head! Must have something to drink..."}, {"response": 925, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:15)", "body": "Here are the last few things for the birthday boy.... Went to Barney's to pick you up a little something since you have a lot of premiering coming up. In an attempt to break you out of what seems to have become your premiere \"uniform,\" I've picked up a couple of colored shirts. My personal preference is this one (**hint, hint for Nov 6th ;-)) . This one is nice, also, I thought. I think these colors look smashing on you and either would go with a blue suit if you didn't want to branch out to a black one. I'll have to check with Carson about that, though. ;-) And one last thing. So you're never caught again without the proper footwear to go premiering and you don't want to spend a fortune on some Italian pair you don't want to add to your luggage home, I thought this would help out in a pinch...a gift certificate to .... Figure you could keep the certificate in your wallet when you travel and toss the shoes, or leave them behind in the hotel (the staff might be appreciative of a new pair of shoes left behind). Nothing extra to cart home."}, {"response": 926, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:15)", "body": "I had a wonderful animated guy picking a guitar to accompany Caribou's bookmarked. Too bad I didn't save him to my hard drive, as he's no longer there. :-("}, {"response": 927, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:24)", "body": "Whew! I'm right behind you Shoshanna! I'm starving, too. Is there any food left? Well Colin, I'm thrilled to see you return to your Range (that you may have left in body, but not in spirit). Happy 43rd Birthday, Colin!! sorry the actual birthday wish is 20 mins too late, but better late than never I suppose) :-) I wish you lots of success and happiness in your career over the coming year!"}, {"response": 928, "author": "kathness", "date": "Wed, Sep 10, 2003 (23:56)", "body": "TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING CLEVER! Happy Birthday, Colin! Thanks for all the wonderful moments you've given all of us... and we'll even accept the plonkers, too! May next year be even better than this year has been. Thanks to all the Droolers who made this a memorable, and often hysterically funny, birthday for Our Dear Boy!"}, {"response": 929, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (01:23)", "body": "Shhhhhh.......Is almost midnight here.....am v. v. late, but want to wish ODB a very Happy Birthday....and sweet dreams! And thank you \"O Ladies of Drool\" for making this such a fun place to visit and play!"}, {"response": 930, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (08:37)", "body": ""}, {"response": 931, "author": "caribou", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (10:22)", "body": "(Karen)I had a wonderful animated guy picking a guitar to accompany Caribou's bookmarked. Thank you so much, Karen. It's the thought that counts. I appreciate your looking out for the clip art deprived!:-) Wonderful party, ladies. So many great interpretations of the theme."}, {"response": 932, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (10:52)", "body": "I was rather surprised that Mari's analysis of Spaghetti westerns and Colin didn't include this: I know I've seen it. ;-D"}, {"response": 933, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (10:55)", "body": "Had a wonderful time at the party yesterday. I think it would have been hard for me to imagine just how much fun one can have in cyberspace before joining the Droolers. Karen, thanks for helping me out, and thanks to everyone for the wonderful imagination and creativity. It was just plain firthulous!!!"}, {"response": 934, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (12:28)", "body": "Thanks, Karen. It was a wonderful party. I'm now trying to catch up on all the RL stuff that I totally ingnored, yesterday. Yeah, right. Heck. Any martinis left?"}, {"response": 935, "author": "FanPam", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (14:00)", "body": "Ladies my hat is off to you, as usual. What a wonderful party. And such talent. I'm still laughing. Wonderful job."}, {"response": 936, "author": "soph", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (15:00)", "body": "auuugh ! just woke up in a puddle of drool, lying on the floor behind the tiki bar. my mouth feels like it's been padded with cotton wool : must be all these martinis... and my feet hurt from all these mambo & chacha lessons... boy, does this boy know how to shake it. i was so plastered i realize now i couldn't even set the lines right in my last post, i missed a blue tag and offered you guys & gals a rather interesting mind slip (cufflinks for handcuffs, hmmm, what do you think about this doktor sigmund ?). before i passed out though, i remember i had two important messages for humanity : one of them was about the perfect martini mix, but i just can't remember. the other one was to thank you all for all the fun, esp. karen for hosting such a great party."}, {"response": 937, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (16:56)", "body": "We were too plastered to notice any minor errors. Your hostess made plenty of mistakes. This year's party was great fun and the guest list was A-List all the way."}, {"response": 938, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (17:16)", "body": "A bit late... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN All is forgiven...come on home..."}, {"response": 939, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 11, 2003 (22:02)", "body": "Too late..."}, {"response": 940, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Fri, Sep 12, 2003 (18:06)", "body": "Note to self after trip from hell without high-speed modem---If you still have a job this time next year, schedule vacation...this is not to be missed. 80+ (heavily imaged) messages letter, I have cackled over SMVP Productions, Tex Tan Tex Flex Pleasure Saddle, omerta, Colin, the dancing fool and the Firth Family travelogue. (I'm working now on catching up to the apparent blood alcohol content.) Big secret ladies, even without ODB, the wit and repartee of this group would be a strong lure. You outdid yourself. Now, if you all don't mind that it's belated and you have one more message showing up on this board, I'd like to finally get to say Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 941, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (14:22)", "body": "(Ada)BTW, Boss, may I ask what is this year's theme for September? I must have many weeks to figure something out;-) Been wondering this myself! Ever since I scheduled my vacation to be near my home computer this year!;-))"}, {"response": 942, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (14:36)", "body": "what about a 'Mark & Bridget reunion' theme. (it's better than a Nanny theme) ;-)"}, {"response": 943, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (14:53)", "body": "Holy cow, I just realized some of us may be in Toronto for the special occasion. Would be kinda cool if Trauma is screening that day. Maybe a theme to do with him now playing (or hopefully will be) some characters that are less than together, ethical, or to say the least, slightly off kilter? (for Trauma, WTTL, and hopefully Toyer). Just throwing that out there. Otherwise have no idea at this point."}, {"response": 944, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:12)", "body": "(dorine)Holy cow, I just realized some of us may be in Toronto for the special occasion. Crikey . .have images of us running after limos in the streets of Toronto w/ b'day cakes;) Dorine . .you're bringing your laptop right?:) How about a Bollywood bash? Or everything old is new again . .(since everyone happens to be doing remakes of his stuff . .FP, P&P) or a Disney party (in honor of WTTL?:)"}, {"response": 945, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:22)", "body": "LOL....We can all go to Disneyland...meet at Club 33 for drinks!"}, {"response": 946, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:52)", "body": "Wot??? Dineyland is no where near Toronto !!! :o)"}, {"response": 947, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (18:58)", "body": "Yvette's quite right . .how about a Canadian themed partay . .since that's where he'll be located;)"}, {"response": 948, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:06)", "body": "(Tress)LOL....We can all go to Disneyland...meet at Club 33 for drinks! Oooh, that's a suggestion I can deal with;-) I've been searching this year's article archives to see if YKW said anything funny on which a theme could be based, but other than describing himself as \"an old converted houseboat moving slowly down the Thames\"...I'm at a loss for a birthday theme suggestion."}, {"response": 949, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:25)", "body": "(Yvette) Wot??? Dineyland is no where near Toronto!!! :o) LOL....It's all a state of mind....as I'm sure Vince/Rex could tell us! ;-D 'Sides...not everyone will be in Toronto...okay, the birthday boy may be... I'll have to look through the archives too...always fun to look back....but really, who needs words when there are tub pics? ;-) To quote Frank...it was a very good year..."}, {"response": 950, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:31)", "body": "(Tress)To quote Frank...it was a very good year... Betcha we could tie in a Rat Pack themed party too;)"}, {"response": 951, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (19:38)", "body": "(Terry)To quote Frank...it was a very good year... Can't you just hear it playing in the background of that picture?;-) Actually, it was a very good year!"}, {"response": 952, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (22:36)", "body": "(Kimberly) Or everything old is new again . I like this, but maybe as it pertains to his career in dramas? ;-) (Ok, except for Nanny M and BJD....well, maybe nevermind! ;-))"}, {"response": 953, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (22:39)", "body": "I was thinking about a Bollywood style party bacause of the new P&P one coming out, but I like the the idea of a Rat Pack themed party too. Dorine, if you do see him on his bday in Toronto, you will have to guide him over to this party too. Take the laptop!!! ;-)"}, {"response": 954, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  5, 2004 (23:31)", "body": "But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy."}, {"response": 955, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (07:48)", "body": "(dorine)But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy. Just seems that Bollywood/the South Asian influence is creeping up on the entertainment field finally . . .for example, something like Bombay Dreams probably wouldn't have come to Broadway a few years ago if the timing wasn't right . . and besides we can dreg out those cute pics of Richard Herncastle in his turban for this one;) . . can't you imagine . .saris . .Colin trying to make curry and splattering it all over the place (since he is supposedly not that great when it comes to neatness in the kitchen . .:) - I'd sign up to give him private lessons in the kitchen:)"}, {"response": 956, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (07:57)", "body": "(Moon)I was thinking about a Bollywood style party bacause of the new P&P (dorine)But really, what does the Bollywood thing have to do with him, other than it will have a Mr. Darcy. (Kim)Just seems that Bollywood/the South Asian influence is creeping up on the entertainment field finally . Oh heck, think about how much fun it would be to dress for it? Bells on our fingers, bells on our toes and the earrings Louisa!;-))"}, {"response": 957, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (08:50)", "body": "Oh heck, think about how much fun it would be to dress for it? You mean all of us belly -dancing all over the place... I've a sari for my b'day ; thank you Moon;-) PS: I vote for the It's- a -small- world-Disneyland party."}, {"response": 958, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (09:14)", "body": "My druthers would be the Disneyland party, too. At least there is a real connection to him in some way, whether they actually use it in the movie or not."}, {"response": 959, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (10:40)", "body": "(Evelyn)I vote for the It's- a -small- world-Disneyland party. (Dorine)My druthers would be the Disneyland party, too. I like that, too. Gives partygoers a wider range (not to bring up last year's theme;-))to explore."}, {"response": 960, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (11:43)", "body": "The upcoming publicity for Trauma (interviews/articles) may provide some better ideas. So far I've come up with \"With a Little Help From My Friends\" ;-) You know, people like Marc Evans. *snort*"}, {"response": 961, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (12:54)", "body": "What about a Montone/Italia theme? Something to do with \"key to the city\". Think of those comfy (linen?) trousers, that hat, the wine, the food....."}, {"response": 962, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:02)", "body": "(Karen), So far I've come up with \"With a Little Help From My Friends\" ;-) You know, people like Marc Evans. *snort* LOL! This year we do have lots of possibilities. Disneyland is good too because, \"All is Not What it Seems\". Referring to when he gets a big starring role such as Trauma and it looks like it might go straight to video. :-( He gets to co-star as Mr D in the huge hit BJD and he follows it up with a kids film. :-( I hope to keep the Bollywood theme for another year because... I love it. Everyone breaking into song at any given time has lots of fun possibilities and humor. The dancing, the saris, the hot spicey foods and the mangoes! Oh, baby!"}, {"response": 963, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:21)", "body": "How about All is Not What It Seems With a Little Help From My Friends? ;-) I actually like this a lot."}, {"response": 964, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:39)", "body": "All is Not What It Seems With a Little Help From My Friends? ;-) I like it! Lots to work with, lots to fail with, to chose or to be chosen..."}, {"response": 965, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (14:53)", "body": "Too soon to decide on. I'd like to comb through the articles as well."}, {"response": 966, "author": "terry", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (21:14)", "body": "August 16, 1998 was the birthdate of this website. So, we're coming up on our sixth year. It's a fabulous run. http://colinfirth.com first registered August 16, 1998."}, {"response": 967, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug  6, 2004 (21:31)", "body": "How cute...the anniversary of Elvis' death. ;-)"}, {"response": 968, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (09:34)", "body": "I'll add \"Char-Monkey See; Char-Monkey Do\" to the list of possibles."}, {"response": 969, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (10:07)", "body": "Definitely think this year's party demands a theme from the last interview. Remember the \"Turning around the ship\" theme. There is *Tradition* here!"}, {"response": 970, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (10:42)", "body": "\"Char-monkey shines\", \"Don't char-monkey with me\", \"Char-monkey business\"?????"}, {"response": 971, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (11:14)", "body": "\"Char-monkey on my back.\""}, {"response": 972, "author": "Tress", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (11:36)", "body": ""}, {"response": 973, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (14:04)", "body": "Have best ideas while driving. Might be because of the stickshift. How about: Spanking the Char-Monkey or PG PG go away. Come again some other day (though not in my lifetime)"}, {"response": 974, "author": "Tress", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (14:16)", "body": "(Karen) Spanking the Char-Monkey ROTFL...line forms in the rear ;-D"}, {"response": 975, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (15:39)", "body": "(Karen)Spanking the Char-Monkey How about \"doing the Char-Monkey\" Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Doing the Char Monkey as in a dance;-) Char Monkey see-Char Monkey Do"}, {"response": 976, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (15:51)", "body": "(Linda) Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Doing the Char Monkey as in a dance;-) (LOL. I dunno, I like the gutter one better.) Anyway, I vote for \"Doing the Char Monkey\". Lots of possiblities;-)"}, {"response": 977, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (16:22)", "body": "(Linda) Minds out of the gutter, ladies. Hey, I resemble that comment. Was I the one who told a journalist that I wanted to play stuttering masturbatory village perverts? ;-) Also, let me reassure any PETA members that no real char-monkeys will be harmed during the course of this birthday celebration. Like ants, they're good sports. ;-)"}, {"response": 978, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (19:05)", "body": "(Karen)Was I the one who told a journalist that I wanted to play stuttering masturbatory village perverts? Speaking of perverts, in honor of WTTL, I've thought of another possible theme. Vince Collins/Rex starring as... CHAR Love that Daddy A Go Go"}, {"response": 979, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (20:53)", "body": "(Karen) Spanking the Char-Monkey He could use a good spanking. LOL! ;-)"}, {"response": 980, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (20:59)", "body": "Everyone line up behind me! ;-)"}, {"response": 981, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Tue, Aug 10, 2004 (23:09)", "body": "I love \"Spanking the Char-Monkey!\" So, does anyone else remember Spanky Pants ? ;-) Or should those be spanking pants? Hmmmmmm."}, {"response": 982, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (08:55)", "body": "Spanky Pants LOL- no I don't remember them. Am a little horrified, though, at the use of the word \"Vintage\" about something so close to my own age!! ;o)"}, {"response": 983, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (09:03)", "body": "(Linda) Speaking of perverts, in honor of WTTL...Monkey in the Middle Maybe for Kevin's birthday. Anybody know when that is? ;-) LOL! Malcolm in the Middle (despite Emmys) is one TV show I've never watched."}, {"response": 984, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (12:00)", "body": "Just missed his bday: Kevin Bacon, born on 8 July 1958 in Philadelphia."}, {"response": 985, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Wed, Aug 11, 2004 (14:44)", "body": "(Lisa JH)So, does anyone else remember Spanky Pants Ha! . .Must say I have a few pairs of \"spankys\" I've used recently w/ some rather teeny dance/theatre costumes . . Wonder if the Char-Monkey Temple will accept those - they are in the jollyhose family after all . . ."}, {"response": 986, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (12:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 987, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (12:58)", "body": "Been dawdling way too long and being indecisive. The theme for the our 2004 birthday bash is... [ta dah!] Get that Char-Monkey Off Your Back or The Stage Beckons Lots to work with and plenty of humorous possibilities. So I say, \"Go forth, Fellowship of the Firth, and get ready to party\" ;-)"}, {"response": 988, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (16:12)", "body": "Capital! Capital! Thanks, Karen!"}, {"response": 989, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (16:50)", "body": "(Karen) \"Go forth, Fellowship of the Firth, and get ready to party\" Yippeeee!!! A Char-monkey theme! This will be more fun than watching the Alaska DMV (they look busy today)!!! ;-) http://www.state.ak.us/local/akpages/ADMIN/dmv/AFOwebCam.htm"}, {"response": 990, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 20, 2004 (16:54)", "body": "Did you doubt it wouldn't be a char-monkey theme? The problem was always the second part. The message was too long. But have no fear, they will be resurrected on the 10th."}, {"response": 991, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (15:14)", "body": "The party starts at midnight British Daylight Time. Please hold your posts until at least then. Thanks! Also, please be kind to participants by trying to keep the images you post to a manageable size (100K and under). This is an image-intensive day and loading can be problem for some. If you blow your end tags, this is definitely one day where I will delete bad posts. If you want others to see it, then you'll need to fix them and repost. Otherwise, you could spend a night in the box. ;-)"}, {"response": 992, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:08)", "body": "My computer says 7:03. That 12:03 BDT, right?"}, {"response": 993, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:10)", "body": "Is it time?? Is it time???"}, {"response": 994, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:10)", "body": "I think so, Tress. You first."}, {"response": 995, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:13)", "body": "Sorry, I'm going to jump in here, Tress. Forgive, please? \"THE CHAR-MONKEY'S PAW\" Many people are aware of the legend of the mummified char-monkey's paw, which grants its owner three wishes. Unfortunately, many of these same people aren't aware that the fulfillment of each wish always has a twist, producing unforeseen and unwanted secondary effects. When one of Colin's friends gave him this magical char-monkey's paw, she thought she was doing him a tremendous service, but these were Colin's three wishes: 1. \"I want some serious work that will earn me respect in my career, so I wish to be in a film adaptation of a prestigious novel that will earn numerous awards.\" RESULT: The English Patient --Colin wears a Santa suit and sings and dances to \"Yes, We Have No Bananas\". 2. \"That didn't work out as well as I had hoped, so now I wish to be in a film adaptation of a witty, popular play.\" RESULT: The Importance of Being Earnest --Colin gets an impromptu slap on the derriere and pretends to defend himself by boxing. 3. \"Perhaps I need to find something more contemporary. I wish to be in a film adaptation from a novelist whose previous book was turned into a landmark film.\" RESULT: Hope Springs --Colin and the film are savaged by most critics and the film never even gets a theatrical release in America. After his third wish was fulfilled, Colin threw the mummified char-monkey's paw into a fire and muttered something about going back to the stage. MORAL: Heed John Lennon's (somewhat altered) words--\"Everybody's got something to hide, including me and my char-monkey\". HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Cole Porter got it right--\"You're The Top!\" (Thanks to firthissimo and firth.com.)"}, {"response": 996, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:15)", "body": "Oops, so excited I forgot--GREAT picture to start things off, Tress! :-D"}, {"response": 997, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:18)", "body": "OK, can't wait any longer. Need to get this over with. My first official birthday greeting to ODB. Hip Hip Hooray! Things might finally go a new way! \ufffdLast call for Mr. DePalma\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd \ufffdODCM\ufffds finally ready for his close up\ufffd Ooops!! I meant\ufffd But never to fear, Colin dear\ufffd. If ever\ufffds a slip there and here\ufffd. I\ufffdm doomed but to like you, like you just the way you are\ufffd.. Happy Birthday, Colin!!"}, {"response": 998, "author": "janet2", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:19)", "body": "Happy 44th Birthday to a special man. Thanks for making my day (week, month, year!) a few weeks back!"}, {"response": 999, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:19)", "body": "Give a girl a break! I needed to be first. :-((("}, {"response": 1000, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:21)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1001, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:22)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1002, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:23)", "body": "Because of my book, I\ufffdve been asked to kick off the festivities this year for a man with a self-proclaimed char-monkey on his back. In the preface, I wrote: \"The contents of this book are samples of work I sold in order to finance the writing of the novels.\" You know, 'ones for the dough,' not for the art. Or maybe I should just call them \"fluff.\" You\ufffdd all understand that term, eh? So, without further ado, the Fellowship of the Firth (aka the Ladies of Drool) and I would like to: Get That Char-Monkey Off Your Back Or The Stage Beckons Kilgore and I have plenty of Ice-Nine on hand for our drinks and we\ufffdre ready to party!"}, {"response": 1003, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:31)", "body": "\"I want some serious work that will earn me respect in my career, so I wish to be in a film adaptation of a prestigious novel that will earn numerous awards.\" RESULT:The English Patient--Colin wears a Santa suit and sings and dances to \"Yes, We Have No Bananas\". *snort* What a brilliant beginning. Mummified monkey's paws indeed."}, {"response": 1004, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:32)", "body": "Do check out the firth.com entry."}, {"response": 1005, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:32)", "body": "Woo! Hoo! this is going to be fun!!! Kathryn W., Karen, Lesliep and Janet you're practically un toppable already."}, {"response": 1006, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:45)", "body": "First off... HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!!!!!!! The world is a whole lot more interesting with you in it!! Tress...It must be Time . Nice char monkey pic!! Kathryn...WOW!!! Thanks for those last two pics. *Might need a moment to recover ;O) Leslie...Last call for Mr. D. *LOL* Janet...No kidding...Make MY year!! Karen... Love the collage!!! Great kick off so far. Can't wait to see what's to come."}, {"response": 1007, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:45)", "body": "UH OH Looks like someone's got Char Monkey Happy Birthday, Colin I'm soooo ready to Party!!!!!"}, {"response": 1008, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:54)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!!-- FROM ANNETTE (who's away on a mini-break)."}, {"response": 1009, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (18:59)", "body": "OH Karen. BEAUTIFUL picture on the home page!!! Am closing my eyes picturing myself delivering those kisses."}, {"response": 1010, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (19:02)", "body": "Great home page, Karen. Let 'em weep!!"}, {"response": 1011, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (19:07)", "body": "Wonderful start, ladies, to my first non-lurking birthday party. Everyone is so clever. :-) Karen, I love the home page! LOL!"}, {"response": 1012, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (19:47)", "body": "I can see the party is off to a great start. Just one thing some might noit know: Hope Springs--Colin and the film are savaged by most critics and the film never even gets a theatrical release in America. Except in Florida!? And I have the movie poster to prove it. ;-) I'm off to the check on the catering. I've spent a great deal of time on the drinks menu too. See you later. And... Happy Birthday Mr. Char Monkey. ;-))))"}, {"response": 1013, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:06)", "body": "(Da Boss) Give a girl a break! I needed to be first. :-((( I'm sorry Karen! Someone let my char-monkey out of his bag! ;-) Ooohhh Peeeeter! I found the cutest little char-monkey in the attic! Can we keep him, can we, huh?? He says he knows how to mix drinks! Ooohhh...wait...maybe he said paints? Happy Birthday Colin!!"}, {"response": 1014, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:09)", "body": "Happy 44th Birthday Colin!!! Come and join us at the bar for drinks. I, the drink \"fashionista\" have created these drinks for your special day I've been told that this one is the drink the monkey loves. Drink up and join us for some delish temptations: Today we need and plan for the char monkey to leave the hut and get off your back for good. You can now So do the Moon a favour and change your tune: No more of this: And I mean, not even behind close doors Next time you sit on your chair to make up for another role. Make sure you throw this book out and hit the stage. The Broadway stage that is in New York City: Me thinks t'is time. : My birthday present to you this year is in theme, one of your favourites, Escher. I hope it inspires you to turn that char monkey off and turn the great actor on. Cheers e tantissimi auguri!"}, {"response": 1015, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:09)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin, from your fans of nursing home movies."}, {"response": 1016, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (20:53)", "body": "Tress I forgot your opening volley earlier, loved the ape peeking in. Karen, the home page is priceless. How you do all of this artwork is a mystery to me. Moon- your party fare should be the hit of the party season, with sushi even(from Nobu?)and Escher. I really think I belong with Evelyn's group. With those hats are they from your state or mine( don't own one myself)? I'll have to wait til later to send my best wishes,other computer has my bookmarks. For now I am just trying to keep up and give you droolers some well-deserved pats-not monkeys- on the back."}, {"response": 1017, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (21:34)", "body": "Ohhh look! The celebrities are beginning to drop by...Even the dearly departed ones And look, he's even brought a gift"}, {"response": 1018, "author": "locarol", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (21:39)", "body": "Great fun everyone. But all that food at lunchtime when I have no time to eat, is unfair. Be back when I have to write something I'm not paid for!"}, {"response": 1019, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (22:44)", "body": "Even in today's world of boy bands, DJs and sampling the age-old art of playing the air guitar still survives and flourishes. But the air guitar is a difficult instrument, taking years of practice to perfect. For your birthday, Colin, I have a special gift, a simple step-by-step masterclass to enable you to recreate the pant-splitting performances of your idols. From the time of the early Egyptians through Clapton and Hendrix to present day giants of rock \ufffdn\ufffd roll, you and other aspiring bedroom musicians have sought to master this most difficult of instruments. Amaze your friends and thrill imaginary arenas full of screaming fans - even if you are completely tone deaf. And the present would not be complete without your own famous brand air guitar and a personalized pick: Have Fun!!"}, {"response": 1020, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:11)", "body": "I love it! You rock Karen! And speaking of rock... here are my pals Franz Ferdinand who will be playing for us this day: Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 1021, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:15)", "body": "These guys would probably be better for the air guitar. Don't you think?"}, {"response": 1022, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:15)", "body": "Colin, my darling . . . . For your birthday the temple goddesses are dancing and singing your praises . . I wish you all the best and the happiest of b\ufffdday\ufffds today . . Now I know there is this subject of a char\ufffdmonkey I am told we need to address . . . It\ufffds time, my dear . .just chuck this at it . . . Come dearling . .it\ufffds time to take a deep breath and just get rid of that damn monkey . . .you can do it I know you can . . Some inspiration for you . . . from 3 men in their 50s who took their careers in their own hands at an early age and have been going strong for these past 30 years SHOW DON'T TELL how many times do you hear it? it goes on all day long everyone knows everything and no one's ever wrong until later who can you believe? it's hard to play it safe but apart from a few good friends we don't take anything on faith until later Show Don't Tell SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME You've figured out the score SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I've heard it all before SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I don't care what you say SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME you can twist perceptions reality won't budge you can raise objections I will be the judge and the jury I'll give it due reflection watching from the fence give the jury direction based on the evidence I, the jury SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Hey - order in the court SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's try to keep it short SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Enough of your demands SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Witness take the stand SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Hey - order in the court SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's try to keep it short SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME I don't care what you say SHOW ME DON'T TELL ME Let's see exhibit A Music by Geddy Lee & Alex Lifeson Lyrics by Neil Peart From Presto - Atlantic Records 1989 ****************************************** It's time, Colin for you to show us now . .don't just tell us you'd like to do it! . .Kick some monkey butt! Get rid of the char-monkey once and for all! You can do it!!!"}, {"response": 1023, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:17)", "body": "Kick some monkey butt! LOL!"}, {"response": 1024, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Thu, Sep  9, 2004 (23:36)", "body": "OK . .wait Moon. . . are we talking musicians for the party . .??? Must add a set in for Rush . . My boys, are in the UK and Europe on their 30 year tour . . . but since Colin is in their hometown right now filming, I'm sure we can get them to play a little . . They're a damn good show live, let me tell you . . And you can't beat Alex when it comes to a guitar solo . .if Colin wants lessons:)"}, {"response": 1025, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (00:54)", "body": "Wow! Party is already off to rip-roaring start! Off to the bar for a champagne starter to toast and roast you on your special day. ;-) Will be back later."}, {"response": 1026, "author": "OzFirthFan", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (03:59)", "body": "Just thought I'd drop in to add my best wishes to Colin for a very Happy B-day. Us Virgos have to stick together... ;-)"}, {"response": 1027, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (05:44)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN!!!!!! YOU LADIES ARE ALL SO GREAT. LOVE THE PIX AND DANCING GRAPHICS. CANNOT DO THAT YET. THE CHAR-MONKEYS ARE V.V. FUNNY. WHAT A WONDERFUL PARTY. SO GLAD I JOINED IN TIME FOR THE CELEBRATION. WILL BE CHECKING IN THROUGHOUT THE DAY SO I DON'T MISS ANYTHING. PARTY ON!!!!"}, {"response": 1028, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (06:24)", "body": "A special cake for your birthday, Colin, another silly hat for your collection. Really don't think hats do a thing for you, so you may eat this one."}, {"response": 1029, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (06:36)", "body": "(Karen)thrill imaginary arenas full of screaming fans - even if you are completely tone deaf. *SNORT* Almost lost my latte(free trade of course) over this, air guitar lesson thingee. And to think this is most like the 'real' CF."}, {"response": 1030, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (07:02)", "body": "Love those air guitar lessons, Karen. But where would the party be without this gang? I think you saw them at least a half dozen times in the '70's. Moon, I haven't had Sushi in months, I'm having it today;-)"}, {"response": 1031, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (07:32)", "body": "NEWS ALERT Reuters:Delft To commemorate this special event crowds are gathering for the unveiling of a new statue:"}, {"response": 1032, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (07:34)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1033, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:08)", "body": "Love that cake, Peggy! Good grief, the man commemorated in that statue looks pretty old. Gaah! Will Colin have that char-monkey on his back all his life? ;-)"}, {"response": 1034, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:08)", "body": "In honor of your birthday, I have commissioned a master to do your portrait. Jan Vermeer is toiling over a self-portrait so that he can feed his growing family and keep the missus happy. CRIKEY!!! It's really that old Char-monkey Colin. I'd recognize that bare foot anywhere and the hat looks familiar ,too."}, {"response": 1035, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:24)", "body": "Colin, do you know...where your Char Monkey hangs out when he's not on your back?"}, {"response": 1036, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:30)", "body": "What's a birthday without a bit of horoscope? GEORGIA Nicols' horoscopes for Sept. 10 Chicago Sun Times - Chicago,IL,USA IF SEPT. 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Actor Colin Firth (1960) shares your birthday. You're reliable, conscientious and extremely capable. ... VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It seems impossible to avoid conflict now. But isn't this a test of your intentions? Aren't you striving to achieve something? If you step back, take a breath, and avoid what is particularly aggravating -- at least things won't escalate. (Conflict makes everyone unhappy and unhealthy.) http://www.suntimes.com/output/horoscopes/cst-nws-georgia910.html"}, {"response": 1037, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:39)", "body": "Since you are so helpful in the kitchen . .though a bit untidy, I've heard . . How about a few cooking lessons also to go w/ the air guitar ones:) Here's today's b'day recipie Coffee Banana Scones Recipe Ingredients 2 cup all purpose flour 4 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup butter 1/2 cup mashed ripe banana 1/4 cup milk 1/4 cup strong black free trade coffee at room temperature 1 tsp vanilla Directions In large bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Cut in butter until mixture resembles fine crumbs. In separate bowl, combine banana, milk, coffee and vanilla; add to dry mixture, stirring lightly to make a moist dough. On lightly floured board, knead dough lightly for about 30 seconds. Roll out dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut into 3 inch rounds and place on lightly greased baking sheet. Bake in 425 F oven for 15 minutes or until lightly browned. Makes about 10 scones. Source: Canadian Living Magazine Posted by Linda Davis Servings: 10 servings"}, {"response": 1038, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:45)", "body": "These are representative of two very important Simian-Free Zones . Think a Tony. Think an Olivier. Think no more Char-Monkeys. For the domesticated Char Monkey, who can drive or be driven to work: Or for the Char Monkey with a world view, who is intimately familiar with the cobbles of New York City: Come on, Give Your Regards to Old Broadway . . ."}, {"response": 1039, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (08:59)", "body": "Wait! . .What is that monkey reading??? OH NO . .now shooo I say . . get outta here . . No more sitting and getting advice from you . . ODB is off heading in a better direction . . . off to bigger and better things. . without you!!!! . . . Come on Colin - time to partay . .it is your b'day after all!"}, {"response": 1040, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:17)", "body": "Time's a wasting Dear Colin, get that monkey off your back. Your simian friends Swifty, Kafka, and Milton have been put to work on a script for you. They are feverishly trying to finish it before you are 'too long in the tooth'. Ha!Ha! That'll be the day! Remember Olivier was still playing the Dane when he was past 40. The stage is calling, don't ignore it. Perchance, M. Rylance could be persuaded to share his stage."}, {"response": 1041, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:33)", "body": "This goes with previous post,i.e. Rylance's domain."}, {"response": 1042, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:36)", "body": "Psst! I saw Rylance's private domain in the movie Intimacy. ;-))))"}, {"response": 1043, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:38)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1044, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:39)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1045, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:40)", "body": "Lesson No. 1 Always take great care in your choice of words. For example, avoid saying, \ufffdYou might want to vomit once or twice.\ufffd Vomit is much too graphic a word. Preferred substitutions include: barf, spew, heave, upchuck, toss one\ufffds cookies or retch. Lesson No. 2: Avoid alienating the gay audience by saying, \ufffdBoys don\ufffdt go to my movies.\ufffd When the movie being promoted is rated R, you should assume potential male audience members are above the age of 10. Preferred substitutions, in America, are limited to men or guys. However, this answer would be acceptable for Nanny McPhee promotions, as no boys will be going to see this either."}, {"response": 1046, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:41)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Thought I'd offer you a recipe which would most cetrainly get that char monkey off you back: Dirty Monkey (recipe from idrink.com) 1.5 oz cognac 1.5 oz Irish Cream 1.0 oz Dark rum Mix as listed & serve in a brandy snifter. (I'm not sure I'd be able to stand up if I drank that:-D) If that doesn't work -- then try one of the following: Brass Monkey, Monkey Wrench, Chunky Monkey, or a Funky Monkey. Remember this is for medicinal or career furtherance purposes only;-)"}, {"response": 1047, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:42)", "body": "(Karen)Psst! I saw Rylance's private domain in the movie Intimacy. ;-)))) Guess I'll have to check that one out! Did you say wobbley bits??;-)))"}, {"response": 1048, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:44)", "body": "Not everything was wobbley. ;-)"}, {"response": 1049, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (09:47)", "body": "(Karen)Vomit is much too graphic a word. ROTFL He does have a way with words. I see the boss has been working on her lesson plans and giving the thesaurus a workout. Good job!!!"}, {"response": 1050, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:07)", "body": "(Karen) Vomit is much too graphic a word. Yes, but I hope he doesn't remove, \"you f**cking my wife?\" from the repertoire. I still die laughing every time I think about it. This party's fab, ladies. Now.... \"this is whadda'Im talkin' 'bout\".... Drool at it's absolute best!!"}, {"response": 1051, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:15)", "body": "Hmm . .since Gail got some great sounding drink recipies for this party . . Wanted to just give you a bit of a gift . . . Mushimoko dahling!!!!!"}, {"response": 1052, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:19)", "body": "Great glass, Kim. It's still early here, so I'm only on mimosas. I'm still hungover from all Moon was serving last night, but you know what they say about \"hair of the char-monkey that bit you.\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1053, "author": "shdwmoon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin So you're now 44 (a lovely age to be sure) and as such, you're probably set in your ways a tad. Understandably a char-monkey may be a hard thing to shake off. They're such cute funny things and so easy to play.... Notice the similarities? Now, instead of jumping headlong into something daring and challenging..why not ease into it. I may have found something just perfect for you.... Turns out that they're a theatre group in St. Louis (remember that place?). It just so happens that they're looking for a few good actors to put on Shakespeare's play, Julius Caeser in January. You're not doing much of anything after WTTL are you? Why not audition for the part of Julius...or if you think you're young enough...Marc Antony. Just think about it....as long as you don't end up like this in a few years.... Happy Birthday dear man!"}, {"response": 1054, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:44)", "body": "(Karen), I'm still hungover from all Moon was serving last night, Darling... what do you mean was serving? The bar is still open and please stop drinking Mimosas, try the Spicey Mangotini. :-) One can not speak air guitar without inviting to the party the one that inspired it, my teanage crush, Jimmy Page. And my favoutite album for air guitar play whilst wearing incandescent jewelry and flipping out my friends who were passing the bongs and dropping LSD at a dorm party is: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon Now you know how my party skills came about. ;-) Peace Out Colin Firth! And Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 1055, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:50)", "body": "Moon, you've centered us, which is not easily fixed. Can you repost (fixing that end tag) and I'll delete #1056?"}, {"response": 1056, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (10:52)", "body": "Never mind. I think I've got it."}, {"response": 1057, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:02)", "body": "More Mushimoko: I hear Waterford is featuring a new line of glassware in your honor, Colin: MUSHIMOKO MOMENTS"}, {"response": 1058, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:03)", "body": "LOL! Glad you fixed it, Karen. Centering people is not my specialty, I prefer to lead them astray. ;-)"}, {"response": 1059, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:03)", "body": "Here we come Up on the marquee We get the worst reviews From every critic we meet Hey, hey, we're the CHAR MONKEES And people say we monkey around But we say \"no more rom coms\" Turn the career around . . . Yes, fans, it's the CHAR MONKEES, bringing you their greatest hits, all in one new CD! Featuring their lead singer, birthday boy Colin Firth, this collection is not available in stores! It's all here, all your favorite tunes, including this one from their Hope Springs album, produced by Mark Herman: Take the last train to Marks-ville But I won't be at the station Wave goodbye to Heather Graham I want film fest adulation Here I go . . . oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! And this sneak preview from their upcoming Nanny McPhee LP: I thought big checks only grew in fairy tales But fairy tales were not so kind to me Em was out to get me That's the way it seemed Ugly hats and rug rats made me scream Then I saw the light! Now I'm a real actor! Not a trace Of McPhooey around Drama calls! I'm a real actor Money's no factor I'm Oscar bound! Yes, fans, it's all here for the nominal price of $19.99 just by calling 1-800-OFF-MYBACK. Thrill to all the hits! Who could ever forget this classic? I said I I I I I'm not Mike Binder's drone I I I I I'm not a Binder clone Not a Binder drone Not a Binder clone . . ."}, {"response": 1060, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:12)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1061, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:15)", "body": "Em was out to get me That's the way it seemed Ugly hats and rug rats made me scream ROTFL Mari! Love \"Take the Last Train to Marcs-ville\" and \"I thought big checks only grew in fairy tales\" This is a Drool classic. A Drool Hall of Famer! *wiping tears away* Off to order my CD ;-))"}, {"response": 1062, "author": "cskerr", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:19)", "body": "No man is ripe until he's 35 and the 40's are the BEST. Happy birthday to you, Colin, You are the BEST of the BEST. (I seem to be stuck on that word, but it is the only one that applies) BEST WISHES."}, {"response": 1063, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:20)", "body": "When the drinks don't get you, Mari will! Picking self up from the floor, LOL! More please. :-) Colin in appreciation of your hosting SNL. So Colin, DUDE, let this be a lesson to you. Whatever you do in the future if it doesn't kick ass, the hip chicks of drool will pick it up and smash it back in your face faster than you can say Pete Townsend. So listen up DUDE they want that spanking (Waynes, World party time, party time), char monkey off your back. So what are you waiting for? A row of naked Rockettes singing \"Hurray for Hollywood?\" (KACHING!) Party on DUDE. (Waynes, World party time, party time)"}, {"response": 1064, "author": "SBRobinson", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:24)", "body": "Great party Ladies! Mari -LOL! Love the Monkey Album :-D"}, {"response": 1065, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:34)", "body": "And the party is just getting into full swing! Love that album Mari:)"}, {"response": 1066, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:44)", "body": "A Kumbaya moment....From your friends... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN"}, {"response": 1067, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:47)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1068, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:49)", "body": "Decisions! Decisions! For the Char-Monkey who has everything: A year's subscription to Monkeyphonecall.com, so you can phone in all those \"for the dough\" roles, and get them out of your system for once and all! Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 1069, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:54)", "body": "Hey Big Boy,when did you first discover that Char Monkey on your back? Was it here? Didn't realize you needed that scarf to hold the monkey in place Or here? Ok, where did he go? How about, here? Surely not. You had to learn Portueguese! Ah, the moment of truth"}, {"response": 1070, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (11:56)", "body": "OMG, Mari, that was priceless! LMAO!"}, {"response": 1071, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (12:20)", "body": "OMG, Mari, I going to be fired for sure by the end of the day! Here I am at work ROFLOL and I'm sure everyone wants to know what's on my computer that's so entertaining! \"Take the last train to Marks-ville\" - HEEEEEE!"}, {"response": 1072, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:23)", "body": "Colin your birthday parties here are so much fun because we roast as well as toast you. It can't be helped because we have read so many times how you are not afraid of taking the mick out of yourself and have a wicked sense of humour. The problem is, that Char monkey is still trying to stay on your back, just look at the cake he made! After you blow out the candles and make that wish(Roeg, Wenders, Almodovar, Spielberg, Weir - notice the absence of Italian names, hint, hint), you know what you must do: Smash it baby, smash it!!! Happy Birthday Colin!"}, {"response": 1073, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:29)", "body": "(Mari)Wave goodbye to Heather Graham I want film fest adulation Mari, you are amazing!!! I was waiting for someone to bring up those guys(the ultimate char-monkees),but this tops all! Could've cracked a rib on that. (Moon)the hip chicks of drool will pick it up and smash it back in your face faster than you can say Pete Townsend. Wayne and Garth give great advice."}, {"response": 1074, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:35)", "body": "Wonderful monkey glasses, Kim and Evelyn. I am off to whip up some Chocolate Banana Martinis for you to create some more Mushimoko Moments;-)"}, {"response": 1075, "author": "bayouvetty", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:37)", "body": "What a great celebration!! Ladies of Drool ROCK. Mari- you kill me!! ;o) I've got \"Big cheeks only just in fairy Tales\" stuck in my head. Too funny :-}"}, {"response": 1076, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:47)", "body": "Ada, wonderful comparison pictures! Mari, I never realized how many shots there were of Colin with a mike. [Over to you, Evelyn, for any symbolic interpretations. ;-D]"}, {"response": 1077, "author": "Dhanaha", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:47)", "body": "Jus got home from DH's birthday lunch!!!!!!! He's 35 today. Celebration wouldn't have been complete without a drink for Colin! A Mongo-Sized Hawaiian Volcano just for you........(my face is totally numb). Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1078, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:47)", "body": "Ding dang it . .there are char-monkey's everywhere!!!!! Don't let them get the better of you, Colin . . . Look they're just tryin to cut in on your action . .: This one heard you were being considered for the next film on Jimmy Page (threw that one in for you Moon) - that is once you get your air guitar skills set . . And well . .this one heard about the whole masturbatory pervert thing . . Sigh . . I know . . It's not a good thing . . ."}, {"response": 1079, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (13:58)", "body": "Hey, Colin, ran into some char-monkeyettes on the way over and they wanted to come along to celebrate. Surely you'll remember them by their tricks. Found another char-monkeyette en route, but couldn't get her to vacate the lift."}, {"response": 1080, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:15)", "body": "Ending bold"}, {"response": 1081, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:28)", "body": "I know that in true char-monkey form you wish to: See No Evil But you seem to be on the road to recovery in your desire to see Renee's wobbly bits.... and, if Where the Truth Lies stays true to form there is a chance to see Kevin's wobbly bits as well.... Have no concerns for you here....your ready to see evil! Hear No Evil The British press has toughed you up a bit these past couple of years (and Osama bin Tookey (thanks Eveyln) has kept you in good training). I think you can hear almost anything now and not flinch! Speak No Evil No worries here atall! Some favorite bits from this past year: \"You f*cking my wife!?\" \"You don't want your Tuscan holiday ruined by an angry penis\" I think that given the proper vehicle.... (and this is NOT what I mean): that you are ready to get that triad of char-monkeys off your back and go where the bright lights beckon..... Oh!! I meant here (although Disneyland is the happiest place on earth and I do hear that Alice is very nice! Maybe a stop there first is a good idea...baby steps, you know...): Happy Birthday Colin!!!!!"}, {"response": 1082, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:29)", "body": "The following are highlights from a mislaid Inside the Actor\ufffds Studio, which was taped while Colin was last in New York. It\ufffds much too long to post in its entirety. Continuing this season\ufffds theme of actors from the far-flung shores of the British Empire, tonight\ufffds guest hails from Great Britain. He has appeared in more than 40 theatrical and television motion pictures, including two Academy Award-winning best pictures of the year and several that have been rejected by environmentally concerned landfills on two continents. Making an auspicious start at London\ufffds famed Drama Centre, the West End snatched him up -\ufffd before he could graduate -- to star in the Play of the Year. From Tommy Judd to Lord Dashwood, this actor has left an indelible imprint on his craft. Another defining role was as an integral link of a protest paper chain in front of Parliament. Unlike Brando, Nicholson, DeNiro, Pacino and Penn, actors who have defined their generation, this actor-chameleon has quietly and subtly submerged himself into his roles to become virtually unrecognizable from one film to the next, yet he\ufffds unforgettable in every single one. The British Academy for Television and Film has honored him numerous times for his eponymous portrayals of characters named Darcy, while the BBC named him Favorite BBC actor in 1996. He has gone on to more acclaim with an Emmy nomination for his chilling work in Conspiracy, alongside Oscar and Emmy winning actor Kenneth Branagh and Emmy and Golden Globe winning actor Stanley Tucci. In 1991, he was a GQ Man of the Year and blanketed the newsstands as one of People Magazine\ufffds 50 Most Beautiful. He continued to ride the crest in 1992, with honors by the European Film Awards\ufffd People\ufffds Choice for Best Actor and an MTV movie award nominee for Best Screen Kiss for Bridget Jones\ufffd Diary. He is a perennial favorite on most internet polls for Best Eye Candy (wet and dry categories, in or out of britches as well) and has won for four years running the Best British Actor to Have Never Appeared in a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Movie But Should Have According to Some. This phenomenon, with the rare ability to take h s anger up an octave or two in every single movie, has a name - and his name is Colin Firth. [wild applause as Colin strides across stage] JL: Where were you born? CF: Greyshott in Hampshire. JL: But you didn\ufffdt stay there long, did you? CF: No, at two weeks old, my parents whisked me off to Nigeria for four years. JL: Why was that? CF: It was a job, I expect. One goes where there\ufffds work. All jobbing actors know that. * * * * * JL: Where did they next take you? CF: From about the age of 5 to 12, we traveled about the provinces in England before we were off to St Louis, where I spent a year doing junior high school. JL: Describe that experience. CF: (getting visibly emotional) I find it difficult to discuss that period of my life. I was an outsider. JL: (aside to audience) That\ufffds a common theme here. Many people sitting in your seat have been uprooted and viewed as outsiders. CF: I did go back to England, sounding a bit like an American, or at least I thought so and my mates gave me the nickname \ufffdThe American.\ufffd We did take a marvelous road trip through the western part of America, a memory that I recall with great fondness, although I\ufffdve never returned. * * * * * JL: When was your first experience with acting? CF: At age five, I played Jack Frost in a school production. White satin trousers, blue sash and polystyrene crown. I\ufffdm told I brought the house down with my little dance. JL: Dancing became a major passion for you, didn\ufffdt it? You dreamt of becoming a rock star? CF: (laughing nervously) Oh, this is so embarrassing! How did you find out about this? I can\ufffdt... JL: That\ufffds what you\ufffdre here for. CF: Yes, I did dream of becoming a rock star. JL: You played not only the guitar but also the much more difficult air guitar. Isn\ufffdt that so? CF: Sure, what boy hasn\ufffdt? JL: A great moment has arrived. Our guests are frequently asked to demonstrate those talents which aren\ufffdt often on display in their film work. And, because of my long affection for dance, I would ask the audience whether it would like to see Colin\ufffds show us his best moves? [audience members hoot their encouragement] JL: Please, we\ufffdd be honored. CF: (mortified look on his face) If I must... JL: The alternative would be to sing. CF: You have me. Here\ufffds a little of what I used to do in front of the hallway mirror and my mother frowned upon it a great deal. [audience gives standing O; three women need to be restrained from rushing the stage] JL: When did you decide to be an actor? CF: I wasn\ufffdt cut out for school, traditional school. My grades were utter crap. In fact, most of my exam points were from spelling my name correctly. (audience laughs) And I didn\ufffdt want to be a dustman or paperboy either. JL: Where did you go from there? CF: At 18, I did some research, which showed that graduates from the Drama Centre made more money than tho"}, {"response": 1083, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:36)", "body": "Drastic times require drastic measures. To get that char-monkey off your back, Colin, it's been necessary to follow Peter Gabriel's advice to \"shock the char-monkey\". You may not like the procedure, but it's only being done for your own good. BEFORE AFTER"}, {"response": 1084, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:42)", "body": "Bravo! More! More!"}, {"response": 1085, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:44)", "body": "Karen That is great! . .As an actress paying her dues I am waiting with bated breath for more of this informational session of The Actor's Studio . ."}, {"response": 1086, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (14:58)", "body": "Karen, come on, please! This is one heck of a long commercial break!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1087, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:04)", "body": "LOL! I've got to carefully listen to the tapes and transcribe. Is v. time consuming and I would've had to pull an all-nighter to finish. ;-)"}, {"response": 1088, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:16)", "body": "Karen, love the \"visual aids\" accompanying The Actor's Studio! And, really, isn't a little \"all-nighter\" a small price to pay when it comes to entertaining the Droolers? ;-D ROFLMAO"}, {"response": 1089, "author": "firthworthy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:18)", "body": "Ladies, this party is really rockin'! Karen, I'll do your dishes and mow the yard so you'll have more time to transcribe. ;)"}, {"response": 1090, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:21)", "body": "including two Academy Award-winning best pictures of the year and several that have been rejected by environmentally concerned landfills on two continents. ROTF, Karen! *wiping tears* Love the backwoodsman monkey as well. Yes, we were beaten to the punch and it was a major flop. (addressing audience) If you students learn anything from this session it should be never to commit to a role when there\ufffds a similar one in the works. Buy Variety. Read the news. Read the production listings. Excellent advice! Great stuff, Karen, now cut thatcommercial break short! Off to view the others . . ."}, {"response": 1091, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:28)", "body": "I can't wait for part deux and these guys are hanging on to every word."}, {"response": 1092, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:31)", "body": "From a 'newbie' to all you fellow firth fans - thanks for making me welcome and giving me a laugh this evening. I've been quietly following your party but have to go now(boo hoo)hopefully I'll catch up again sometime...continue having fun...Jenny"}, {"response": 1093, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:55)", "body": "Karen! ROTFL! Can't wait for the questionnaire at the end. :-)"}, {"response": 1094, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (15:57)", "body": "OMG, KAREN, WHAT A HOOT!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF ANYONE WILL BE TOPPING YOUR SPOOF OF ACTOR'S STUDIO."}, {"response": 1095, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:09)", "body": "Actually, it was the questionnaire that got me started, which is why the rest is like pulling teeth. :-("}, {"response": 1096, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:11)", "body": "Karen! There is too much to comment on. That was brilliant! Am waiting patiently. :-D"}, {"response": 1097, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:33)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR COLIN Late to the party this year, fellow droolers, but brilliant birthday wishes and commentary from all. Karen: Obviously, our friends at Actor's Studio have been monkeying around with us in not broadcasting this long forgotten installment. Can't wait for next segment. Well, I'd best stop monkeying around myself, and get down to working on some serious birthday business."}, {"response": 1098, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:36)", "body": "Brilliant! Karen (CF)\ufffdThe American.\ufffd We did take a marvelous road trip through the western part of America, a memory that I recall with great fondness OH LOL. Memories from last year. I love Colin age 12 on horseback. Still LMAO. Just a quick Thank you to the Boss for this wonderful party. I'm so glad I'm here!!!"}, {"response": 1099, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:39)", "body": "Back from Commercial Break JL: In 1991, you appeared with Sir Anthony Hopkins in Harold Pinter\ufffds \ufffdThe Caretaker.\ufffd Could you tell us what that was like? CF: Nothing terribly out of the ordinary. He\ufffds a regular sort of guy. We had a job to do. JL: During your time in Canada, however, you traveled to Los Angeles to work in movies, making the memorable Femme Fatale, the first in your series of films about artists. Did you realize that you\ufffdve portrayed artists in four films? CF: Have I? Really? I hadn\ufffdt realized that, possibly because those early \ufffd90s are times I\ufffdd prefer people forget. My West Coast work was pure rubbish. I mean, have you actually seen Femme Fatale? JL: Returning to London, you appeared on stage in Chatsky, where you \ufffddiscovered\ufffd that fine actress Minnie Driver with whom you later co-starred in two little film gems. One was the acclaimed Circle of Friends, which launched her career, and brought her to the attention of every single male in Hollywood, and the other was a real slice of New England life called Hope Springs. One of your next film projects turned out to be very controversial. I\ufffdm speaking of The Hour of the Pig. CF: The American market is so very different from what I\ufffdve been told. Certain scenes in the movie caused it to receive the \ufffddreaded NC-17\ufffd rating, and Harvey Weinstein, in his early Miramax days, chose to publicly fight it. He\ufffds much more well-mannered and subtle these days, but then he was rather crude. JL: You developed a very close relationship with the pig in the movie, Sally, didn\ufffdt you? CF: Yes. I don\ufffdt want to sound vain but that pig loved me. She really did. I could ride her all day. Most of the time, she would just come over, this ferocious creature and lay down across my feet and go to sleep. There was this extraordinary bond we had. Maybe it was the riding. She just had this passion for me and every time I walked into a room full of people, she would leave everybody else and come over to me for me to scratch her. And we did a photo shoot together a year later, at which we had a brief, wonderful encounter. But I\ufffdve heard nothing for her for about 7 or 8 years, so I have to conclude that she\ufffds shallow. JL: Then you starred in the erotic thriller Playmaker, with the incomparable actress Jennifer Rubin, whose performance has been compared to Meryl Streep in her prime. Here\ufffds a clip of your character Ross Talbert on the verge of a climactic scene: Tell us how you prepared for this scene in particular: CF: My director, I forget his name, told me that I should cut off Jamie\ufffds dress slowly and carefully and with great trepidation, and then do the same with her panties. JL: How many takes did that critical scene take? CF: I believe only one. We had to get it right the first time as they didn\ufffdt have much extra money. In fact, we had to do our own makeup. * * * * * JL: In 1994, you focused on British television productions. One of them was Master of the Moor, which would bring you into contact with a director that you would later collaborate with again and become close friends. CF: Yes, Marc Evans and I recently completed work on another project. He\ufffds probably one of Britain\ufffds and the world\ufffds most underrated and underappreciated directors. I\ufffdd been wanting to work with him again for years. JL: After Circle of Friends, the BBC provided the vehicle to bring you to the attention of people all over the globe. You were cast as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. You didn\ufffdt want to play that role, did you? CF: I\ufffdd done that costume thing before in Camille. I don\ufffdt consider myself the leading man type, but more a character actor, and had to be convinced that the character of Darcy had something to it. Evidently Sue saw something in me key to the character and her wishes ultimately prevailed. JL: What do you think that was? CF: I\ufffdve been told I have the ability to convey a wide range of emotions with my face. There\ufffds a very famous scene in Pride and Prejudice, which I\ufffdve heard is considered legendary. It occurs while I am watching Elizabeth play the piano. Not the one where I am looking down the bodice of her dress, but another at Pemberly. Also, there seems to be a conspiracy to put me in situations where I will be wet or bathing. Pride and Prejudice had two such scenes. I don\ufffdt mind them all that much, as the marketing types say it good for business. * * * * * Commercial Break"}, {"response": 1100, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:44)", "body": "OMG!!! That was soooo funny! I nearly peed my pants! Not a good thing to do at work! ...and has won for four years running the Best British Actor to Have Never Appeared in a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings Movie But Should Have According to Some. Now...who would think such a silly thing... [audience gives standing O; three women need to be restrained from rushing the stage] Linda...was that you??? ;-) CF: Well, everybody\ufffds got to do Hamlet, don\ufffdt they? Besides, how else could I be called a classically trained Shakespearean actor? Publicists seem rather impressed with all that. Totally agree! Every actor needs Hamlet! To be a char-monkey, or not to be a char-monkey: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of crap scripts, 'iffy' co-stars, odd wardrobe and loads of cash, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To act: to choose good directors, interesting.... dramatic roles! BRAVO!!!! Every bit of it BRILLIANT!!! Will wait patiently for commercial break to end..."}, {"response": 1101, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (16:47)", "body": "(Tress)Linda...was that you??? ;-) I'm sure, but you never know about these things;-)"}, {"response": 1102, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:21)", "body": "I don\ufffdt want to sound vain but that pig loved me. She really did. I could ride her all day. ROTFLMAO...are we talking about an animal here??"}, {"response": 1103, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:22)", "body": "Karen, great job. Just love ;-)"}, {"response": 1104, "author": "Gails", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:26)", "body": "Whoops, what I was trying so inarticulately to say was -- Just love \"the look\". Could have sworn I typed it in, but it disappeared;-)"}, {"response": 1105, "author": "sandyw", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:42)", "body": "(Tress) To be a char-monkey, or not to be a char-monkey: that is the question:"}, {"response": 1106, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (17:55)", "body": "Well, certainly not Shakespeare, but..... Birthday Thoughts At 44, the way is clear, Unless the monkey lingers near. A simple rule when meeting press, Hide monkey glasses in your vest. And if those glasses should appear, Why ask the question: Are paws still near? Just give a smile and be erudite While giving out a long sound bite A birthday wish for 44 Kick that monkey out the door. Here\ufffds a potion tried and true Drink up, old boy..your time is due!!"}, {"response": 1107, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:04)", "body": "LOL at that \"to be or not to be\"!! Oooh! I had that monkey in glasses tucked away. But I love what you did with it Andrea! Hide monkey glasses in your vest. ;-)) Wonderful wonderful! (back to the salt mines...)"}, {"response": 1108, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:28)", "body": "A few of Colin's co-stars (past, present and future) have decided to pop on by for some sushi, cake and drinks! The Original Char-monkey: \"Thanks for inviting me mate! Was hoping you weren't too upset by my \"bloody Colin\" remark in NYC....or that bit where I called you a wanker in BJD...or that bit where I asked if the house had burned down with you in it during my LA commentary...or that bit...well, anyway, you're alright, I guess. I mean, we char-monkeys have to stick together, right?\" A Bacon bit: \"Hey there Colin! Looking forward to getting to know you better....a lot better!!\" Lovely Alice... \"Quit trying to look up my skirt!\" The \"It\" Girl: \"He says he is afraid of elevators...I don't think I really understand him at all. I keep hoping he'll get over that...\" The \"Wobbly Bit\" Girl: \"He likes me! Just as I am! Wobbly bits and all!!\" Hunk Daddy's Daughter: \"Ohhhh!! Happy Birthday!!! Now that I'm your daughter, I don't feel badly asking you for some money, college is rough! 'Specially Oxford! Can you buy me some new shoes too??\" The Nanny: \"Will you ever forgive me? I know you felt silly in that hat, but you've worn worse!\" Happy Birthday (again) ODCM!!"}, {"response": 1109, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:57)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1110, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (18:58)", "body": "Back from Commercial Break JL: Did you learn anything from playing Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride and Prejudice? CF: Yes, I began to question myself. I mean, what\ufffds wrong with mainstream acclaim?\ufffd Why be snobby and elitist when you can get upgrades on airplanes? JL: At this point, you came to the attention of another Anthony, this time Anthony Minghella, who was casting for The English Patient. How did you feel about doing that film? CF: I would\ufffdve much rather done Rafe Fiennes role, but Anthony said I had better dance moves. It would seem my lot in life is to lose out to the Fiennes brothers. JL: Anthony Minghella has said, \"Colin is delicate.\" Is that the same as subtle? I ask. \"Subtlety is nothing to do with acting - it's how you put your fingers down on the piano keys - he's delicate.\" How do you react to that type of characterization of your work? CF: I\ufffdve never really thought about it. Again, all I had to do was look forlorn in the rear windscreen of a car, do a very silly banana dance, and then pretend to crash a plane. Work\ufffds work, especially if you don\ufffdt have big dramatic scenes to do most of the time. JL: After being in an Oscar-winning film like that, did Hollywood beckon? CF: Yes, I was summoned to meet with Steven Spielberg who was doing one of his Jurassic Park movies. Nothing happened as a result of that. I don\ufffdt make the best of impressions of some people and I\ufffdm rubbish at auditioning. * * * * * JL: Your next part represented a departure of sorts for you because you weren\ufffdt playing an upper class, refined British gentleman or public school callow youth. CF: True. All that poshing up was rather ridiculous, wasn\ufffdt it? Here I could pretty much be myself. I mean I did wind up wearing many of my own clothes in the film because the costume designer had difficulty finding the proper togs from that particular period. Funnily enough, my cupboard was full of just the right clothing. Fever Pitch marked an important point in my life, as I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor and football pal. JL: Your association with Nick Hornby also led to your writing a well-received short story, entitled \ufffdThe Department of Nothing,\ufffd in an anthology called \ufffdSpeaking With the Angel.\ufffd (shows picture of Colin at work) You then followed up with a big Hollywood movie, starring Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jason Robards. Tell me about that experience. CF: It had all the important and big names attached to it, so it seemed a great role to accept. Big book. Big name actresses. An acclaimed director of something else, whose name escapes me at present. Of course, there was Jason Robards, a fantastic actor, but I would rarely work with him. I believe my best bits were left on the cutting room floor. JL: Shakespeare in Love (audience claps loudly) was a rare film, one that celebrated poetry, romance and humor, all things you\ufffdve said your character Lord Wessex lacked. CF: Again, it was another one of those films where I received the short end from a Fiennes brother. Thankfully there are no more acting Fiennes brothers, but I got paid to be the butt of the jokes and the focus groups couldn\ufffdt see me as Shakespeare. I\ufffdm not sure Shakespeare looked anymore like Joe than I but you cannot argue with the marketing types. JL: After appearing in this Oscar-winning film, you entered a rather prolific period of your life, appearing in no less than five movies in quick succession. First up was the lead role in My Life So Far for Hugh Hudson, Oscar-winning director of Chariots of Fire. Your character was rather eccentric, a Scottish inventor with about a dozen children. What led you take that role? CF: Scotland seemed a good place to go for a vacation at that time of year. JL: Then you took on the role of Matthew Field in The Secret Laughter of Women, where your character, a womanizing British comic book writer befriends a young boy and you get involved with his mother, much to the consternation of her family and their tight-knit culture. What, in particular, caused you to choose this script? CF: I had just gotten married and I thought the south of France would be a great place for a honeymoon. It was. The work didn\ufffdt take much of my time. * * * * * JL: In a complete turnabout, you joined in a production of Relative Values, one of Noel Coward\ufffds lesser works. What attracted you to doing the campy Peter Ingleton? CF: Julie Andrews. I had a crush on her and Doris Day when I was young. And it was great fun being able to flit about the set in the lightest pair of loafers imaginable. JL: At about this time, you joined the ensemble cast of Londinium for the Hollywood auteur Mike Binder. What was that experience like? CF: One of the best in my life. I\ufffdve admired Mike for a long, long while and it took years to find the perfect material, you know, the perfect script where we could work together and where we both available at the same time. He\ufffds much in demand in Hollyw"}, {"response": 1111, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:27)", "body": "Oh, Karen, I'm dying here. You have definitely taken the cake! Watching the Actor's Studio will never be the same...."}, {"response": 1112, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:39)", "body": "Hey boss...you missed your calling. Brilliant, and we're the lucky recipients. Hey, everybody thanks for another wonderful birthday for ODB *waving to guest- lurkers* Bye-eee \"See your next year.\";-)"}, {"response": 1113, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:40)", "body": "OMG luckily DH went to the video store and I could check in again. Andrea- the glasses and poetry were too funny. Karen - I am at a loss for words-- from horsey ride at 12 to piggy ride at 33 to action star at 41-- WOW!! What a life, I'm ready to channel Ralph Edwards. But wait, Drool has its own Karen the Kronicler, Ralph isn't needed. Krikey!!! Tress- love that 'Bacon bit' and captions(he'll never live down the hats IMHO)"}, {"response": 1114, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:54)", "body": "One more part to go...I can see the end of the tunnel..."}, {"response": 1115, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (19:55)", "body": "THE STAGE BECKONS!! DEAR COLIN, Maybe to honor your adopted country, you should try La Commedia Dell'Arte. You could be Il Dottore. Uh!Oh! May need permission from LD for that one. Well, if that doesn't work, you can always return to the fastidious, stalkerish Temple of Drool. No, not as Missouri Jones, but as the Sacred Monkey. He gets to wear a mask, too. Just look at all that hair AND you get to minister to all the droolers."}, {"response": 1116, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:03)", "body": "A classic day all 'round! Brilliant! And still waiting to see Karen bring home the finale! To sleep? Perchance to dream! Ay there's the rub! For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.. The \"highlight reel\" will be a good one tonight, thank you creative ladies of Drool!"}, {"response": 1117, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:12)", "body": "Moments I am thankful for this year....(in no particular order!) The nose wrangling the clean phase.... watching him think...and think some more... Mikimushimoto!!! Thanks for a great year Colin! And thank you fellow Drooleurs for the fellowship!!"}, {"response": 1118, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:32)", "body": "Thanks to all for a great party. Tress: It's the nose wrangling that gave me a great final, (well, almost final) laugh Karen: Also waiting for Bernard's questionnaire and the responses. You've outdone yourself......again! Everyone: Laughs, out loud and mentally, again, this year. And finally, to Colin: Best wishes until next year. Just keep 'em coming. This humble, devoted member of the fan base thinks, in the end, \"It's all good...\""}, {"response": 1119, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:42)", "body": "Back from Commercial Break JL: Your next role as Dr. Wilhelm Stuckhart in the HBO movie Conspiracy would bring you many accolades, including your first nomination for an Emmy. Are you the type of actor who is intrinsically against awards or honors of this nature and all the Hollywood glitz and glamour associated with them? CF: No, why do you ask? JL: You didn\ufffdt attend the Emmys. CF: Well, it had been called off and rescheduled several times and I\ufffdd taken such a drubbing on my airlines tickets that I couldn\ufffdt chance it again. Besides, I approached having to meet Joan Rivers on the Red Carpet with severe trepidation. I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife. JL: You then returned to the classics for a British star-studded remake of The Importance of Being Earnest. (shows clip of Jack walking down London street) That production had all the big names: Dame Judi Dench, Tom Wilkinson, Rupert Everett and Reese Witherspoon. Weren\ufffdt you afraid that people would compare it with the 1952 version that is considered a classic. CF: Classic, schmassic. Does anybody complain when Hamlet is done fifteen times a year? Our market research indicated that nobody under the age of 50 even knew about the other movie and that a new, glorious widescreen version was very timely. The carriage chases were inserted to ensure relevancy to today\ufffds youth. JL: You worked very closely with Dame Judi for the second time. What have you learned from her? CF: Mainly how to construct the absolute best practical jokes. The woman is a pistol. JL: This was also your second pairing with Rupert Everett, with whom you starred early on in your careers in Another Country. How had you changed? CF: Workwise, he was still a flaming queen, but personally, he\ufffds mellowed with age. Then again, so have I. Once I was a Rebel Without a Cause and now I have several, or at least my mother has several that she loans out to me. JL: Tell us about Hope Springs, based on a novel by the same author as The Graduate. What did you set out to achieve? (shows clip from movie) CF: I thought we were doing a Station Agent type movie: a stranger comes to town, meets up with some colorful characters, becomes involved in their lives and pulls them out from the ruts they were in. Unfortunately, everyone seemed to think it was a generic romantic comedy. The focus groups were a complete failure. I don\ufffdt know if they even showed it to the right people. But they\ufffdre supposed to be the experts. JL: Again you were paired with Minnie Driver. CF: Yes, she\ufffds such a marvel and I\ufffdm really one of the few actors tall enough to work with her. JL: After What a Girl Wants, where you were finally able to break out as a dancer, you took on the serious role of a painter once again \ufffd actually for the fourth time \ufffd this time the famous Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer in a brilliant adaptation of Tracy Chevalier\ufffds novel Girl With a Pearl Earring. (shows clip) What special ways did you prepare for this role? CF: Naturally I had fitting for my wig. There was no possibility I was going to be able to grow my own hair, so I was forced to endure wig hell. JL: Did you go to the museums to see Vermeer\ufffds actual works and study the techniques of painting? CF: Well, yes, I did go to view a number of the paintings but left most of the \ufffdarty\ufffd stuff up to Peter. That\ufffds more his thing, his background. Aside from the mechanics of learning to grind pigment, there really wasn\ufffdt a chance in hell that I could fake being a real painter of the likes of a Vermeer. It\ufffds not like I was Ed Harris or something, doing Pollock! I mostly stood in corner, brooded, and watched the others. That was where Peter wanted me. JL: You also worked another huge ensemble piece for Britain foremost writer of romantic comedies, Richard Curtis, in his directorial debut with Love Actual. Your story about a writer whose girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother resonated with many in the audience. You then went on to the South of France, where you fell in love with your Portuguese cleaning woman, while neither is able to communicate with the other. Tell us about that. CF: The great thing about Love Actually is that it didn\ufffdt matter if I was crap, actually. because of all the other stories and actors in the cast. It was a few weeks\ufffd work and partially made up for not being in the cast of Gosford Park. But it was a much bigger hit at the box office. JL: And here we come to up to your latest project, Trauma, in which you\ufffdve paired with Marc Evans again. CF: We\ufffdve a fairly consistent positive vibe coming from this, even though it is trying to break out of the horror genre mold. This was probably the most demanding acting job I\ufffdve done in, well, some time. JL: What did you find the most demanding? CF: Well, I had to be covered with ants. Only for Marc would I do such a thing. * * * * * JL: And now, Les Questions 'boullion de culture' de the great Peabo Bryson (said in phony chevalier French accent): What is your favo"}, {"response": 1120, "author": "Tress", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:51)", "body": "JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade ROTFLMAO! Every question and answer was perfection!! Okay...I can't pick a favorite bit cuz I'd have to repost the whole damn thing! GAHHHHH!!! But finally.... finally ....the true nature of Colin's jollyhose revealed!!! Thank you Karen! Was fantastic!!!"}, {"response": 1121, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:53)", "body": "You could be Il Dottore. Uh!Oh! May need permission from LD for that one. LOL! Peggy, you catch on fast. ;-) Thanks for a great year Colin! And thank you fellow Drooleurs for the fellowship!! Nose wrangling and Mushimoko especially. What would some of us (notice did not use oui) do without the hilarity of those pics. Hey, where are the all the nice birthday wishes? Just because there's a theme, you do what you want. Everyone marches to the beat of their own maracas!"}, {"response": 1122, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (20:58)", "body": "\"YOU HAVE A FIRST CLASS UPGRADE\" AT THE PEARLY GATES. ROTFLMAO!!!! KAREN, I CANNOT IMAGINE HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU TO PUT THIS TOGETHER. WONDERFUL,FUNNY, DEAD-ON HUMOR. DO YOU WRITE FOR ANY COMICS????"}, {"response": 1123, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:09)", "body": "(Tress) The \"It\" Girl: \"He says he is afraid of elevators...I don't think I really understand him at all. I keep hoping he'll get over that...\" *snort* Hysterically funny, especially birthday greeting from fellow CM, the Huge Gnat - just catching up here"}, {"response": 1124, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:16)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1125, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:17)", "body": "Touche, Karen, your monkey painter beat my monkey painter, especially in the caption category. You do have a gift for words. Such fantastic fun!"}, {"response": 1126, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:22)", "body": "So do do you, Peggy. I had you \"pegged\" from our first emails. ;-) Apologies all around for the many, many typos, but my eyes are fried."}, {"response": 1127, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (21:33)", "body": "Now that time is winding down for the birthday party, just a final HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! and my thanks to all the creative, funny, intelligent ladies who made this a fantastic birthday party."}, {"response": 1128, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (22:04)", "body": "Oh Karen, you mighty Goddess of the Firth Fellowship. You have outdone yourself my dear and I thank you for the fun and the laughs. A big round of applause to everyone who stopped by to wish Colin birthday cheer. Your wit an humour is what makes this place \"the place\" to be. :-) I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor Off the back! ;-)"}, {"response": 1129, "author": "Eithne", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (22:52)", "body": "Many thanks to the wonderful Ladies of Drool who made this evening fabulous! Y'all are truly talented (and warped, but that's why I loves ya ;-)) And last but not least, Happy Birthday, Colin! I hope it was a great one."}, {"response": 1130, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (22:53)", "body": "OMG Karen, ab-so-lutely out of this world. I think James Lipton should retire--effective immediately!! This Party Rocked...Happy Birthdy Colin Night, Char Monkey."}, {"response": 1131, "author": "poostophles", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:16)", "body": "Still LMAO over your posts Karen! Phenomenal! I just came in to wish Colin a very Happy Birthday and partake of some cake he was offering and refreshment And to drop off this commemorative pic of us all celebrating at the temple of drool (Actually, I just really liked the pic! :)) What a great great party everyone!!! Thanks so much!!"}, {"response": 1132, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:25)", "body": "Just got home v. v. late. Collapsed in a chair in front of my computer . . and caught up with everything. Brava girls! I know and the party is over . . .and all jokes aside . . Darling . .I hope you did have a lovely birthday . . . Will be sending you Metro Gal love and all the iggy I can muster for you . . . Till next year. . ."}, {"response": 1133, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:43)", "body": "I\ufffdm a bit late for the party, but I\ufffdve been playing\ufffd.and drinking, along at home. ;-) Colin, after our spirited discussion at the SNL party, there was no time left to discuss some of your options for the NY stage once you got that char-monkey off your back. Here are some suggestions\ufffd. You haven\ufffdt been onstage in a VERY long time, so I bet you might be a bit rusty, even nervous in a live performance. And performing on the NY stage is just a *bit* different than the British stage. You might want to check with your old friend for some pointers. Since jumping right on to a Broadway, or even off-Broadway stage can be quite daunting and nerve wracking\ufffd.even more so than doing SNL and you don\ufffdt want to end up like Daniel Day Lewis, do you?\ufffd\ufffdmany actors/performers hone their craft with street performances. You get the rush from performing in front of a live audience without the pressure of making people happy who paid $75 - $100 a ticket. You don\ufffdt actually get a salary, but the tips can add up if they like you. It would be a good place to see how well your air guitar lessons are paying off, too. Although the Hamlet thing didn\ufffdt quite work out before, I think visiting the home of the Shakespearean drama might be inspiring if you want to delve into the classics again. Shakespeare in the Park is always a summer favorite here. Maybe taking a role in an established work might be the way to go, too. You can just slip right in to a play which has already been reviewed, saving you from potential skewering by The NY Times, so you can make the role your own. If you\ufffdre feeling a bit more confident, you might want to go all out for a one man show. And they\ufffdre always popular with the Tony award committee. Adding your own musical numbers can only make you stand out, though I suspect in this instance, air guitar may not be the way to go. You can put that cute little ditty from TIOBE in your show. If you really want to go for broke, try vaudeville. Hasn\ufffdt been in the forefront around here in years and years, though. Oh wait, there was some sort of show here a couple of years ago with a couple of British comedians in the vein of Morcambe and Wise, directed by your fellow conspiracist While that show had a rotating guest star every night, such as Roger Moore, John Lithgow, Kevin Kline, it didn\ufffdt last very long. Ok, maybe I\ufffdll rethink that suggestion."}, {"response": 1134, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep 10, 2004 (23:57)", "body": "Happy 44th! I hope you had a great day, Colin, and enjoyed your party as much as I did! I wish all good things to come your way....including, and especially, some char-monkey-*less* roles. ;-) See ya in November! I'm sure we can find something to chat about again. I'll be brushing up on a variety of British culture trivia this time, so I'll be ready for you. ;-)"}, {"response": 1135, "author": "BonnieR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (00:37)", "body": "Well, I know I'm a bit tardy, but my power has only just now been restored(sweltering heat and humidity drains your energy)...while I am in the midst of preparing for the next tropical onslaught. Good thing there was plenty of food and drinks(it really is pretty bare pickins'down here)-so refreshing, as Caroline Bingley would say. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! MAY YOUR 44TH YEAR BRING PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN \"FAME TO YOUR NAME\". REMEMBER, TO GAIN NOTORIETY YA' GOTTA CHANGE YOUR PRIORITY. (use your imagination and pretend that atually rhymes) Follow the guidelines sent to you with love by your devoted drooleurs and you're sure to GET THAT CHAR MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK!"}, {"response": 1136, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (04:50)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1137, "author": "emmabean", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (05:02)", "body": "I'm very late reading all these fantastic posts, just wanted to say a big LOL and well done"}, {"response": 1138, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (05:25)", "body": "I've just come back to these posts after a good nights sleep!!!!!.Glad to see you kept partying!!!!! Well done Karen you must be exhausted and well done everyone else!(sore heads all round I expect!)"}, {"response": 1139, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (09:28)", "body": "Bravo, Ladies, Bravo! You all provided me with one of the best days I can remember in quite some time. I am humbled to be amidst your witty, artistic, and technologally astute presence. (Where do you all learn how to make the computer do that stuff??) Here's looking forward to another great year of drooling and fellowship. Happy 44th Birthday, Colin!!!"}, {"response": 1140, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (09:30)", "body": "And after my next cup of coffee, I'll learn how to spell 'technologically'."}, {"response": 1141, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (10:18)", "body": "What a fantastic party!! After posting my last and then passing out from exhaustion, I knew this had to have been a successful party. I must go back to the beginning to read it all again more carefully. All the new Temple Goddesses and Vestal Virgins did such a wonderful job, contributing to the festivities and making the party just the absolute bestest ever! I'm so impressed with your initiative and wit. And, to the established Drooleurs, with whom I've had a Fellowship for sometime, you all were amazing. \"Hey, hey, we're the Char-Monkeys and people say we're char-monkeying around....\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1142, "author": "janet2", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (19:29)", "body": "Thanks to everyone for their wonderful contributions. And especially to Karen for your Actors' Studio Interview.LOL!!"}, {"response": 1143, "author": "mari", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (23:08)", "body": "CF: I believe only one. We had to get it right the first time as they didn\ufffdt have much extra money. In fact, we had to do our own makeup. Hee hee, I *love* that you got Playmaker in. Thanks to Kathryn for the shower pic.:-) I became friends with Nick Hornby, who has stepped up into the role as an ad hoc career advisor Yes, \"your name is all over this role.\" :-( I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife \"Honey, lemme give ya the name of my plastic surgeon. You can get that thing removed, ya know.\" Once I was a Rebel Without a Cause and now I have several, or at least my mother has several that she loans out to me. Pfft! The focus groups were a complete failure Mr. Marketing Maven . . . there really wasn\ufffdt a chance in hell that I could fake being a real painter of the likes of a Vermeer. It\ufffds not like I was Ed Harris or something, doing Pollock! LMAO! JL: What sound or noise do you love? CF: Cha-ching JL:If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? CF: You have a first-class upgrade Perfect! Bravo, Karen, this was brilliant! I could have highlighted the whole thing. This one needs to become a perennial birthday re-posting!:-) Thanks for the great laughs. Thanks to everyone for making this such a fun party, the best one yet, I think. Loved hearing from our veterans, who make me laugh all year long, and so glad the newbies have jumped right in and made themselves at home. And Happy Birthday, Colin! Keep having them, ODB, they're not to be missed!:-)"}, {"response": 1144, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep 11, 2004 (23:32)", "body": "One of my favorites: \"What's your favorite curse word?\" \"Hugh Grant\" Wonderful!"}, {"response": 1145, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (10:00)", "body": "I was told she might make an insulting, beauty-related comment to my wife (Mari) \"Honey, lemme give ya the name of my plastic surgeon. You can get that thing removed, ya know.\" That was especially for Ev. ;-) \"What's your favorite curse word?\" \"Hugh Grant\" LOL! That's what started me off. Could kick myself. Too much work. Am going to have to go back and correct all my typos and missing words, especially in Part 4. It's obvious that it was a rush job. Oh well, you all got the idea. It wasn't perfect."}, {"response": 1146, "author": "BonnieR", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (10:22)", "body": "I was ROTFLOL .... loved it! So clever and utilized so much material and ODB earnest demeanor. Wonderful! I enjoyed everyone's scenarios and was thrilled to find sushi and exotic drinks! The party was terrrifc!"}, {"response": 1147, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (16:31)", "body": "September 10 was the second biggest day ever on drool. Second in user log ins only to May 15, 2002. Here are the stats showing date and number of log ins. Wed May 15: 12393 2002 Fri Sep 10: 12147 2004 Wed Sep 10: 11543 2003 Fri Feb 13: 11210 2004 Fri May 17: 11032 2002 Fri Sep 20: 11003 2002 Sun May 19: 10793 2002 Sat May 18: 10775 2002 Mon Feb 23: 10693 2004 Tue May 14: 10519 2002"}, {"response": 1148, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (17:27)", "body": "Hmmmm. Wonder what happened on May 15th,2002 that we got so many hits. Wasn't that around the TIOBE time. When Lora and Dorine went to the premiere? Thanks Terry."}, {"response": 1149, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (17:31)", "body": "That's funny, I was looking at that, too, and came to that conclusion."}, {"response": 1150, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (17:41)", "body": "Sheech, I'm glad Drool is private and I don't have over twelve thousand log-ins reading the drivel I post."}, {"response": 1151, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (20:00)", "body": "Twelve thousand log-ins?? That's pretty amazing. Even if you figure the core posters logging in about 20 times each that day (about what I did), that's still a lot of un-accounted for lurkers. Hmmm..I had no idea. Yes, Evelyn, I too, will have to clean up my act."}, {"response": 1152, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (21:51)", "body": "We've had over 9 million logins since the year 2000."}, {"response": 1153, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 12, 2004 (22:21)", "body": "We've had over 9 million logins since the year 2000. Terry is that for firth.com only?"}, {"response": 1154, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (09:29)", "body": "That's total logins."}, {"response": 1155, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (11:55)", "body": "Since I've no talent for poetry or song lyrics, this one's been running through my head for days now and would've been great for the birthday party. A little Pink Floyd seemed appropriate, given that \"brick\" campaign under way. ;-) We don\ufffdt need no stinking Oscar We don\ufffdt need no stinking Bafta [...] Hey, people, leave that char-monkey alone! Or Afternoon Delight (because of Dorine's posting of the Wizard of Oz flying monkeys) Char-monkeys in flight Afternoon delight"}, {"response": 1156, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (14:58)", "body": "(Evelyn)Hmmmm. Wonder what happened on May 15th,2002 that we got so many hits. Wasn't that around the TIOBE time. When Lora and Dorine went to the premiere . LOL, Ok you asked for it: Monday, May 13, 2002;-)One of my most favorite days, here."}, {"response": 1157, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (15:27)", "body": "ROTFL!! I told Evelyn last night that you of all people would know the exact date!! LOL!! ;-D"}, {"response": 1158, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 13, 2004 (16:15)", "body": "(Linda) Monday, May 13, 2002;-)One of my most favorite days, here. Is that your Drool anniversary? Sweet:-))"}, {"response": 1159, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 14, 2004 (04:50)", "body": "(Evelyn)Is that your Drool anniversary? No, I arrived here in March of 2002. It was the day of Dorine's tutorial of how to crash an afterpary;-) Very sweet!"}, {"response": 1160, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 14, 2004 (07:35)", "body": "Yep, that's me! Professor of the \"Dark Arts\"."}, {"response": 1161, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (17:42)", "body": "Time to start deciding on this year's theme! I've had several inquiries. ;-) Start listing."}, {"response": 1162, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (19:08)", "body": "Oh no, already? Hmmm *thinking* For me, the only thing that swirls around my brain lately is trying to follow the thread...NMP, WTTL, and TLL. Gives me a headache;-)"}, {"response": 1163, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (22:16)", "body": "Was thinking about this last week. Didn't come up with anything yet, was waiting to see if there were any choices already. In Pooh voice...*Think, think, think*"}, {"response": 1164, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (22:51)", "body": "It's best to look at things he has said. Like, for instance, this response about being a \"pill-popping, over-sexed bisexual\": \"It's a role that is not usually a stretch for most actors."}, {"response": 1165, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (22:52)", "body": "It might be a little tough, given his sabbatical and lack of press."}, {"response": 1166, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (23:07)", "body": "O Magazine, Jan. '05: \"...there was this idea that everyone leads a kind of secret life.\" Possibilites for his long sabbatical??????"}, {"response": 1167, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (23:13)", "body": "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and Colin Firth? There might be some mileage in his being a Commendatore. A Knight's Tale? ;-)"}, {"response": 1168, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Aug  7, 2005 (23:19)", "body": "The Secret Nights of a Knight Who Might Set Things Right? :-)"}, {"response": 1169, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (10:01)", "body": "This would probably open up too many risque ideas for the public;-) Don't be a Miserable Old B*****d, check your *bag* at the door"}, {"response": 1170, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (10:04)", "body": "Ooooh!!! Now we're getting somewhere. This one has lots of possibilities."}, {"response": 1171, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (10:33)", "body": "(Peggy)Don't be a Miserable Old B*****d, check your *bag* at the door Nice one Peggy, I love it, especially the 'bag' reference, ummmm I seem to have a kinduv fixation with that word these days ;-)) On the 'Bag' theme my suggestion is \"Colin, don't be a Miserable old B*****d, start celebrating, cors your Birthdays in the bag\" Would this be, lets say,a little too 'risque'?"}, {"response": 1172, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (11:05)", "body": "(Karen)It might be a little tough, given his sabbatical and lack of press. I took a look at the recent articles in the archives, yesterday, and the only one that had possibilites was the Miserable old B******. and, What would you be doing if you weren't an actor? LOL, sleeping under a bridge in a cardboard box!"}, {"response": 1173, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (11:20)", "body": "(Linda) and, What would you be doing if you weren't an actor? LOL, sleeping under a bridge in a cardboard box! Would that make him a bag lady, too? ;-)"}, {"response": 1174, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (13:13)", "body": "Cue James Brown.... Papa's Got a Brand New Bag"}, {"response": 1175, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (13:23)", "body": "(Lisa)Would that make him a bag lady, too? ;-) Just too funny Lisa and the visions of Colin as a Bag Lady have cracked me up this afternoon/evening ;-) (Karen)Cue James Brown.... Papa's Got a Brand New Bag Excellent Karen,its a mans world and he is a Sex Machine ;-))(well perhaps not a machine,but along those lines ;-)"}, {"response": 1176, "author": "soph", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (14:34)", "body": "ahahaah! LOLOLOLOL ! you beat me to it ! \"l'affaire est dans le sac\" then eh ?"}, {"response": 1177, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (15:47)", "body": "I honestly think that the 'bag' references made recently have been so funny that it has to feature in Colin's birthday somewhere. Its going to be my first 'real' party (and also the anniversary of my joining Drool!!) so I'm thinking very very hard...bag..bag..romans..bisexual..TLL...NMP...aaarrrggghhh!!!"}, {"response": 1178, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (17:16)", "body": "Since when is there a worry about being risque here? ;-)"}, {"response": 1179, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (17:25)", "body": "I am trying to tie in the \"bag\" with the Oxfam campaign. Can anyone come up with something?"}, {"response": 1180, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (22:35)", "body": "Wake up and smell the bag... er... coffee (Sue), \"Colin, don't be a Miserable old B*****d, start celebrating, cors your Birthdays in the bag\" Your birthday bag contains my gift. ;-)"}, {"response": 1181, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (22:51)", "body": "Oooooh, birthday goodie bags...in his birthday suit! ;-)"}, {"response": 1182, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (22:54)", "body": "Always an interesting take, Lisa. Remember, the floor is still open for suggestions. Keep'm coming."}, {"response": 1183, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (23:27)", "body": "Bringing this over from keepsakes: (Barb)I will just trust birthday theme will soon be bagged and and all will be layed to rest... And all here will be layed to rest? The secret's in the bag. ;-)"}, {"response": 1184, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (23:33)", "body": "Goody bags for the Miserable old B*****d. They come attached to the white bracelet. ;-)"}, {"response": 1185, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Mon, Aug  8, 2005 (23:59)", "body": "Free Trade goody bags, of course. ;-)"}, {"response": 1186, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (00:00)", "body": "Oops, meant Fair Trade goody bags."}, {"response": 1187, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (00:12)", "body": "Free Trade or Fair Trade goody bags - whichever. As long as they're well-filled ;-) Overflowing,in fact :-D"}, {"response": 1188, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (07:08)", "body": "LOL, Free Goody Bags?"}, {"response": 1189, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (07:57)", "body": "(Barbara)LOL, Free Goody Bags? Yeah, but what type of goodies are in the bag??? And if it's in the bag does that also mean he can get sacked?? Karen- I can't imagine it getting much better than this for this year's theme."}, {"response": 1190, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (08:49)", "body": "How about a qoute from CF: \"I said I wanted COFFEE in my bag!\""}, {"response": 1191, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (08:58)", "body": "OOPS! I meant COFFEE BEANS in my bag"}, {"response": 1192, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (09:08)", "body": "Or:\"Can I keep this bag when we are done with the movie? Maybe I can recycle it.\""}, {"response": 1193, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (09:39)", "body": "Or: maybe Livia is into hand bags??"}, {"response": 1194, "author": "shdwmoon", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (09:53)", "body": "a bag in hand is worth two in the bush"}, {"response": 1195, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (10:00)", "body": "LOL! Ada, that has some great possibilities. ;-)"}, {"response": 1196, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (10:31)", "body": "Too bad this isn't closer to Halloween. There are lots of possibilities with Trick or Treat. Who wants to be first to reach into Colin's bag and see what treat you get? or trick? Brings new meaning to Charlie Brown's bag of rocks ;-)"}, {"response": 1197, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (10:42)", "body": "ROFLOL, these posts are sooooooo funny. I'm having a ball here :-) Ive another suggestion to add to the pot and as its Ok to be 'risque' then how about 'Mr Darcy is full of Beans' article and has he got a big enough 'bean bag';-))?"}, {"response": 1198, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (11:07)", "body": "I want two bags. One for the left hand and one for the right."}, {"response": 1199, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (11:14)", "body": "(Linda)I want two bags. One for the left hand and one for the right. ROFLOL,do you think that they gave Colin a spare bag then? ya know, just in case one got riped ;-)Well I suppose that they would need to 'carrier bag' on ;-))"}, {"response": 1200, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (11:20)", "body": "...a public service announcement from the birthday boy-- I see that progress for this year's theme is growing quite heated. Please leave my bags in good form when you're finished. Thank you, and carry on."}, {"response": 1201, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (11:45)", "body": "Is 'holding the bag' the equivalent of 'getting stiffed'???"}, {"response": 1202, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (14:28)", "body": "What fun! LOL, Leslie! Holding the bag more like spanking the monkey. Didn't we do that one? ;-)"}, {"response": 1203, "author": "Tress", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (14:36)", "body": "I leave for a while and all this baggage shows up! GAWD! LOL! Anyway, I've been gone for donkey's years so don't have much of a vote on the theme, but I do believe that a baggage check is in order (and I'm more than happy to help with that...of course all bags have to be weighed to see if they fall into the allowed weight limit...if not there will be an extra charge and the dogs will be brought in) (Ada) a bag in hand is worth two in the bush ROTFL...oh....MY! Really? I dunno about that.... naughty naughty....:-P"}, {"response": 1204, "author": "lesliep", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (14:39)", "body": "Welcome back, Tress. My, how I've missed the spice you added to this place! I'm happy to inspect the bags but not sure if I want to be doing any sniffing ;-))"}, {"response": 1205, "author": "Tress", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (15:07)", "body": "(Leslie) I'm happy to inspect the bags but not sure if I want to be doing any sniffing :-) LOL! And I was thinking the sniffing might just be the best part! Perhaps you would like to do the strip search and check any cavities that need....well....checking.... Here...you may need these! :-D I love that Colin now comes with extra baggage (he's learning to accessorize and that is soooo important!)."}, {"response": 1206, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (15:08)", "body": "Tress! You're Back! Yippee! If Leslie gets to inspect, can I volunteer for baggage handling? ;-)"}, {"response": 1207, "author": "Zing", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (15:55)", "body": "Delurking to say \"Welcome back, Tress!\" I (oui oui) ;-) have missed you."}, {"response": 1208, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (16:30)", "body": "(Tress) Here...you may need these! :-D Do they come in ribbed for added pleasure? ;-) Welcome back, Tress! Subject matter like this is bound to bring the bag ladies out of the woodwork."}, {"response": 1209, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (16:34)", "body": "I like that one... the extra baggage. ;-) Such as LD, being known THE Mr. Darcy, making kid's movies, bad directors, pounds of free trade coffee..."}, {"response": 1210, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (17:02)", "body": "Welcome back, Tress! A little dip into the blue zone and you're right back in the swing of things. LOL!"}, {"response": 1211, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (17:18)", "body": "(Tress)I love that Colin now comes with extra baggage (he's learning to accessorize and that is soooo important!). I am new since you've been away but wanted to say Hi Tress and welcome back :-) I'm just wondering if Colin will exceed his Baggage weight limit? could be \"tricky, verrryyyyy tricky\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1212, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (17:42)", "body": "Good timing, Tress...welcome back!! Somehow I think this theme may be a forte of yours? ;-D"}, {"response": 1213, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (17:46)", "body": "(Moon)...making kid's movies... For some reason, nursery rhymes keep popping into my head.......... \"Yes sir, yes sir! THREE bags FULL\" (admittedly, emphasis is mine) And in this instance, I wouldn't mind being the one left holding the bag. In fact, I volunteer! OK - I know!- get in line! ;-))) Welcome back, Tress! You were missed!"}, {"response": 1214, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (17:59)", "body": "As Dave Letterman says every Friday (?) night, \"It's time to close up the CBS mailbag.\" ;-) I'd the theme is pretty well set, but I don't want you guys to use up everything beforehand. Save it for the 10th. If there are any suggestions on wordind/rewording the theme from \"Papa's Got a Brand New Bag\"--or maybe it should be \"Colin's Got a Brand New Bag\"--let's hear them. Otherwise, save your material. They're gems."}, {"response": 1215, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug  9, 2005 (18:14)", "body": "\"Colin's Got a Brand New Bag\" New bag, new view (ours really) on sex scenes in his films, new type of film (sword and sandal/action).... this party could really be hoppin' full of ideas and fun. Excellent everyone!"}, {"response": 1216, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Mon, Sep  5, 2005 (15:07)", "body": "(Dorine) \"Colin's Got a Brand New Bag\" Was the final decision for the party theme?"}, {"response": 1217, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (11:17)", "body": "The party will begin at midnight British Daylight Time (not GMT), on Saturday, Sapt 10. Set your clocks or consult the chronometric gurus. ;-)"}, {"response": 1218, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (12:04)", "body": "Here's a link to know what time it is around the world (including London): http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/"}, {"response": 1219, "author": "soph", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (12:32)", "body": "ooohhhhh, lisa, i can't wait ! i can't wait !"}, {"response": 1220, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (17:19)", "body": "Just in case anybody feels the itch to jump the gun, I will cut off the offending hand. ;-) I've got the opener and will post when the party starts."}, {"response": 1221, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (17:27)", "body": "Well, ladies, the gauntlet is thrown and there is no recourse! Can't wait, Boss."}, {"response": 1222, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:14)", "body": "I knew that I would, now, because I\ufffdm here to get this party jumping! The self-proclaimed Miserable Old Bastard is 45 today so it\ufffds a cause for celebration and for getting down. And I hear the Ladies of Drool (or the Fellowship of the Firth) know how to get down. So grab your keyboard (if nothing better is within reach) and send the youngins away for the day. This place could easily get slapped with an NC-17 today. Say it loud, you\ufffdre adult and proud. *hey hey hey hey* Come here, sister! Colin\ufffds in the swing. You know he ain\ufffdt too hip now But he ain\ufffdt no drag cause... Colin\ufffds Got a Brand New Bag! Hey look, ladies, he's doing the Jerk.... He's doing the Fly Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, the Bacon. See you later alligator."}, {"response": 1223, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:16)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1224, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:20)", "body": "Peggy, you've got some font issues (color, type and size). Am deleting though is terribly funny."}, {"response": 1225, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:20)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1226, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:22)", "body": "\"THAT AIN'T NO DOGGY BAG!\" (or How Bag Idioms Develop) Colin, a self-proclaimed miserable old b*****d, felt idleness was no longer his bag and decided to put his family jewels in an honest-to- goodness goodie bag and seek work. On the road, he met a woman from Drool, who was bagging (keepsake) game. Colin greeted her and said, \"I see you've brown bagged it. Can I look inside your mixed bag?\" The woman replied, \"Sure, but don't let the cat out of the bag.\" \"Now,\" grinned the woman, \"it's only fair for you to pull something out of the bag you have,\" and she reached quickly toward his bag. \"Hey, that's not a grab bag, lady!\" said Colin, laughing. \"Well, Colin, I'm just curious since it definitely looks like a three bagger to me! Is it a bag of tricks or treats?\" quipped the woman. \"Bag it, lady. I don't have to, but, just to be polite, I'll show you what's in the bag.\" And, so saying, Colin removed his family jewels and handed the now empty bag to the woman. \"Oh, my!\" gasped the woman. \"No need to pack your bag ever again, as far as I'm concerned! Can I have the bag, boy, as a keepsake?\" \"Well, why not?\" replied Colin as he went off to finally find some work. MORAL: SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG THAN NOT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! MAY ALL YOUR HOPES AND WISHES BE IN THE BAG ! Thanks to firth.com., firthissimo, friends of firth, et.al."}, {"response": 1227, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:23)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1228, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:26)", "body": "Colin,there are many many bags in this world;pink bags material bags and his and hers bags but there's only one bag that I would like to delve into and thats YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Colin"}, {"response": 1229, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:30)", "body": "You're the best :-)) Hey!! Colin, lets see in your 'Goody bag'!! src=\" http://www.grin.net/~meluchie/FFIGcfsainsburys3.jpg\" > Noooooo,not that bag Colin! stop messing around and 'acting' the innocent OK, I can see you need a visual aid to help jog your memory **cough, cough** 'THE BAG' which I'm referring to looks a little like this!!"}, {"response": 1230, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:30)", "body": "Whoops meant to say thanks to Firthissimo and Karen what a wonderful start...have a great party ladies!!"}, {"response": 1231, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:31)", "body": "(Karen)I will cut off the offending hand. Oh, whew, as long as you don't cut off the offending member;-)"}, {"response": 1232, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:39)", "body": "(Linda) Oh, whew, as long as you don't cut off the offending member;-) And since hands and members can be raised, please keep a clear head and keen eyes. ;-) {all puns intended :-)]"}, {"response": 1233, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:39)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1234, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:42)", "body": "Meant to say Thanks to Firth.com and underwear site (the name of which quite escapes me now ;-)) Great Party love all the posts, have wine beside me and can stay a while longer :-)) Karen those lips on Colin are AFG, can they stay there after the party ;-)"}, {"response": 1235, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (18:52)", "body": "Oooh, Lisa!! That's brilliant. I have a drawer full of Ziplocs. To think..."}, {"response": 1236, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:01)", "body": "Excellent so far, and I should be in bed however I couldn't wait to give Colin his present. It's not very big,but it was very hard to come by.I only hope he can see it."}, {"response": 1237, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:02)", "body": "The cat's out of the bag! Time for another birthday, Colin. But first....for the bag lady wannabes 1. Colin's Got a Brand New Bag, but I don't want any confusion about who's your 'Papa' (any similarities are purely intentional). 2. In this case Colin can be distinguished by the earring. 3. Ladies, no special equipment is necessary- for the fastidious or for the more casual observers 4. I'm not talking about bags like these: 5. The need for a bag is obvious: 6. Not Santa's bag, though the Santa with the bag is the birthday boy. 7. Hold On! This party may be a hair-raising experience. Happy 45th Birthday, Colin"}, {"response": 1238, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:03)", "body": "OK not as pretty, but the 'thought' is still there!"}, {"response": 1239, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:06)", "body": "Wow Lisa,Amm loving that AFG naked vision of Colin, Yowza ;-) great ziploc WTTL pic too.Being from the UK have never seen or heard of ziploc, are they that colour or have you colour in to retain Colins modesty ;-)"}, {"response": 1240, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:14)", "body": "Much better, Peggy. That hair-raising one is great. Scary, but great! Sandwich sized Ziplocs. *snort* I missed it the first time."}, {"response": 1241, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:22)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1242, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:24)", "body": "Need to decenter and end those font tags (still blue and still big. Am deleting today and won't put up a message for each. Careful with your tags, ladies."}, {"response": 1243, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:26)", "body": "Damn and blast, I think I forgot to close the font color..."}, {"response": 1244, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:30)", "body": "closing all tags first A silky new bag in your favorite color with complementary measuring tape Or A lock box for the family jewels"}, {"response": 1245, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:41)", "body": "...and better late than never, here is the lock box It's actually called a locking rubber penis prison"}, {"response": 1246, "author": "soph", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:47)", "body": "ROTF lisa ! but come on, **ziplok** ??? nononono ! it would have a fatty suit effect on the poor guy's anatomy ! we don't want him to lose wheight in this department now do we ?"}, {"response": 1247, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (19:48)", "body": "Eeeeuuuuuwww! That's just too....words fail me. Who come's up with these inventions?"}, {"response": 1248, "author": "sandyw", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:06)", "body": "Happy 45th Colin! No need to worry that you are losing your youthful physique. There's no extra flab on those bones! Some might say though that you are too thin, almost a bag of bones. Speaking of bones ..... You should know there will be ladies eagerly watching WTTL just to see if there is a bone in a certain bag ;-)) Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, enjoy your day! With thanks to Colin Firth Online"}, {"response": 1249, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:06)", "body": "LOL, Linda--what kind of site did you have to visit to find that last pic? I hope you deleted your cookies and have good spyware. ;-) (Linda) It's actually called a locking rubber penis prison The NC-17 version of rubber baby buggy bumppers! ;-) BTW, it's a shame Hefty doesn't make sandwich bags. ;-)"}, {"response": 1250, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:08)", "body": "Leeenda...how can anyone top that!!!.....LOL."}, {"response": 1251, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:09)", "body": "(Lisa) BTW, it's a shame Hefty doesn't make sandwich bags. ;-) If reports are true, shouldn't Colin be checking into the gallon sized? ;-)"}, {"response": 1252, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:10)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1253, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:21)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1254, "author": "soph", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:23)", "body": "an infomercial brought to you by CRYPTIC QUOTATIONS Inc. delighting drooleuses since 2003 hello hello hello,my sweet ladies of drool. remember us ? too bad, but you know what ? we almost forgot about you just as well. last year, our animators got themselves lost in a swamp in south america: we found most of them running around insanely with mud in their hair, smoking strange exotic ciggies and shouting 'the char monkey got me!' or some other nonsense... Youngsters today, pah! they really need a good war, korea style, i'm telling you. anyway, enough about me. You will probably enjoy the fact that we went back to our basics, that is creative graphic designing for outstanding commercial output (that's infomercials for the thickest of you). And well, we had quite an interesting request for Mr. F's birthday, who seems to develop an interesting tendency these days to utter the word \"vomit\" one or twice in any normal piece of conversation... hmmm.... this, plus the \"bag your face (or some other parts), colin\" theme going on here at drool, well, we found a fine way to make a quick buck and wish the man a happy 45th birthday with a few sensible prezzies (but the profits go first, i'm sorry Mr. F). We've decided to design barf bags!!!!! think about it: they always come in handy for a frequent traveler like you Mr. F., and they can always double-up as a private parts pouch (still unused ones, that is). brilliant, innit ? ok, here's a nice patchwork of our latest production : as you can see, tasty as hell. we are particularly proud of the puking deer motif (but that's another story and another client). anyway, back to Mr. F : we would like to present you with our first model, aware as we are of the furious waters you've been floating on this year : and how about this one: we tested it in london for the premiere of a movie you might not want to remember : but then, these bags can also double up as a means of reaffirming your territory, you know, telling other actors that this area is well covered already by your Broad Highness. Check out this one : Yeah. but there's been a lot of false starts this year, things expected that did not happen, a sort of dead wait if you want... Here's a company you won't fly soon, so we had to cancel this model unfortunately: But the future holds much in store, and there's one company you are sure to fly these days where this little model will be much much needed: Well, that's all for now. we'll be back after a short beer break, thank yew, thank yew, and don't forget : \"you can puke in style with cryptic\" (we accept visa & mastercard)"}, {"response": 1255, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:29)", "body": "Brava, Sophie! LOL!!! Red Finger Nails Airlines....*snort*"}, {"response": 1256, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:30)", "body": "LOL! Loved the Working Title barf bag. Can I buy them by the gross? ;-) Air Turkey and Air Rom-Com too. But you saved the best for last: Red Finger Nails Airlines. So glad Cryptic is back from the jungles but hasn't stopped smoking those strange ciggies."}, {"response": 1257, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:33)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! Hoping that your next year is filled with good health and happiness! Also, make MORE movies that require a \"bag\", please!"}, {"response": 1258, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:52)", "body": "LOLOLOL, ladies! Here I was shopping for the perfect bag... I will have to take all of mine back. Linda, until today I never knew you. ;-) Am I the only one dipping huevos in the Mojitos? Vince sure knows how to spike the punch. :-) I'm ready to get naked..."}, {"response": 1259, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (20:52)", "body": "LOL, Sophie, love Red Finger Nails Airline's bag, too. And the WT bag. Will come in handy for the new P&P!"}, {"response": 1260, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:04)", "body": "Lisa, my favorite pirate showed up for the party! Thank you. :-) Sophie, if one flies Red Finger Nails, does one have to actually wear nail polish? ;-)"}, {"response": 1261, "author": "soph", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:09)", "body": "*tum-dee-da-da-dee-tum!* and CRYPTIC is back after its beer break Hello, hello again, back to our wonderful world of sick bags! No, please, no hugs. And make sure those credit cards are valid, thank you. Well, we left you with a model from red fingernails airlines, but you might also need one of those, because some people are questioning you ability to make such erratic carreer changes within the same year ! It looks like you change your mind faster than you can spell \"hemorroids\", my boy, so you'd better chill out, pop a tuinal and clutch one of these bags here in case of an emergency: Also this year, you've experienced yet again a barrage of nasty comments in the british press. Tskkk, it seems these guys are forever jealous. I'm sorry ? Did you say \"just bored with me\"? Now come on, you sound like someone on the verge of depression, oh well that certainly explains that terrible, terrible interview you gave to NOW recently ... No, no, nothing, nothing. Get yourself another drink buddy. Here's a way to get even, my dear friend, and at no extra charge, we can even give you the ribbon to tie this little thing with: But then, maybe you think you definitely need a career move. Can't blame you here, my friend. Then it's time to switch companies, that's the best way to do it: look what good it did to your dear dear friend hugh's stomach & complexion (it didn't show much on his mugshots though): There's also a long time favorite of yours: escapism to exotic locales. But oh no ! look at the commercial we printed at the bottom of the bag: don't take it too seriously, you still need to work to feed the charmonkey (so to speak) ! : Also, be careful not to take a look at the commercial printed at the bottom after you've used the bag. Oops. Well, there goes my good suit. And finally, our best design for last, if you choose virtual escapism from all this movie mayhem, please, please remember to pack one of these: With all our hearts here at Cryptic, we wish you, M. F, a very happy birthday and, that goes without saying, a quick recovery."}, {"response": 1262, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:22)", "body": "Sophie, Loved all the bags, but what a nice Drool surprise at the end! Having a great time so far Ladies, am looking forward to a fun 24 hours here."}, {"response": 1263, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:32)", "body": "Wonderful, Sophie!"}, {"response": 1264, "author": "soph", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:40)", "body": "Oooooh! good gratious! lisa, your psyche cocktails are getting to my head time to hit the bag... errrr, the sack, sorry... it's 4H30 already and i need my beauty sleep: i'll catch up with you later for more goodies and will have time to read all the posts then hopefully ! keep going !"}, {"response": 1265, "author": "BonnieR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:45)", "body": "I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW BAG YES, I DO ACTUALLY. I'M NOT ESPECIALLY VAIN THOUGH....THERE'S AN INEVITABILITY TO THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF - YOU ARE YOUR OWN RAW MATERIAL AND I CONSIDER IT TO BE A HUGE PART OF MYSELF. BUT I CAN WALK PAST A MIRROR WITHOUT LOOKING AT MYSELF. COLIN ON YOUR 45TH! THANKS TO FIRTH.COM"}, {"response": 1266, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (21:59)", "body": "Well, Colin, another birthday has rolled around, and I must say you certainly are aging very well, indeed. No one could ever call YOU a saggy baggy! So, in honor of your very special day, I shall pour you a glass of champagne And send you a great big Birthday Kiss Plus, as an extra birthday treat, I have baked a very \"special\" cake, created just for the man who's got it ALL in the bag! So tell me, Colin - what do you think of your cake?"}, {"response": 1267, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (22:01)", "body": "Hollywood Airlines, an Equal Opportunity Employer (sort of) ROTF!! But I really love the one for the UK critics. Brilliant! Get your beauty sleep, Sophie, and I'm looking forward to more fodder from the Cryptic Clan. [BTW, no need to thank firth.com]"}, {"response": 1268, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (22:34)", "body": "Happy 45th Birthday, Colin! What is all this talk about your new bag? Is it Bacon related? Because... I don't usually do breakfast, but I've made an exception this morning for you and cooked up your latest favourite (ain't that the Truth) Now if you're hungry for just a little more fun, well, I'm ready to drop my bag and don't even think about a m\ufffdnage \ufffd trois! :-D T'is true I have never been this naughty at your past bashes, but where does the truth lie? Am I naughty or nice? So I had my fortune told by and she set me on the path of no return in the firth place. Enjoy your day!"}, {"response": 1269, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (22:49)", "body": "Oh my! What a great start Moon. Can't wait to see what tomorrow will bring!"}, {"response": 1270, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (22:51)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1271, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (22:56)", "body": "Interesting what brings Beedee out of the woodwork. ;-)"}, {"response": 1272, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (23:36)", "body": "Yowsa, Moon, I see the white gloves came off! ;-) Sophie, LOL at the next installment from Cryptic. And the snoozing Colin is wonderful, too. BTW, Peggy, loved your separated at birth segment with James B. and YKNW. And Kathryn, I enjoyed your illustrated discourse on bags. :-)"}, {"response": 1273, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (23:41)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1274, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (23:45)", "body": "Kathryn - I just love a good story! Sue - nice \"bag\"! Lovely neutral color - goes with everything or \"nothing\"! Lisa - Ziploc sandwich bags - priceless! (LisaJH) Look for our coupon in Sunday's paper. LOL! Nice touch! ;-) Peggy - you outdid yourself with the \"hair-raising experience\"! Too funny ;-) (lindak)It's actually called a locking rubber penis prison And for some odd reason, it vaguely reminds me of a miniature boxing glove!"}, {"response": 1275, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Sep  9, 2005 (23:57)", "body": "(Karen) Interesting what brings Beedee out of the woodwork. ;-) Don't you mean woody work? ;-P"}, {"response": 1276, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (03:33)", "body": "Just checking in to the party after a nights sleep. (Linda)It's actually called a locking rubber penis prison OMG Linda! What can i say??? I trust you were behind a locked door when sorting that picture out. Will never be able to look at a padlock or black bin bag again in the same way! Great! Moon- was going to have a cooked breakfast in Colin's honour instead of the usual cornflakes but somehow the appeal has gone out of the window. Love the size of the sausage though much better than my chipolatas! Sophie - Just love that animated snoring Colin. Hate snoring normally but for Colin I would make a rather large exception(especially if 'the bag' was under the sheets!) and to all the other ladies and their works of art....ROLFLOL..!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1277, "author": "soph", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (03:53)", "body": "(lindak)It's actually called a locking rubber penis prison (maureen)And for some odd reason, it vaguely reminds me of a miniature boxing glove! thought of a punching ball (ouch!) myself, but the boxing glove is more like it ! Hey Moon ! is that a picture of you in your post ? do you perform that stunt on a daaily basis ? Is that why they call you moon then ? what was bee's 1272 post about ? i can't see it on my mac..."}, {"response": 1278, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (06:18)", "body": "Good Morning/Afternoon Birthday Boy \"What alot of cards\", you are a popular guy after your tumbledown night, didn't think you would be wanting a 'bacon sandwich' this morning so have brought you some Fair Trade coffee and some Fair Trade Chocolate.In this day and age 'one' is encouraged to recycle so I went to great lengths to find you some Chocolate neatly 'bagged' in a handy sized pouch! Enjoy your day Colin and thank you for all the great films and fun you bring to my world!!"}, {"response": 1279, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (06:40)", "body": "Ladies, this is wonderful Sophie, I'm loving those barf bags- (Moon)Linda, until today I never knew you. ;-) LOL, you can imagine the junk mail I'm getting this morning;-) What? You guys don't regularly google penis prisons? Sheesh."}, {"response": 1280, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (06:55)", "body": "Am loving all the fantastic Birthday posts. Ribs are aching from laughing :-)) Jenny - LOL,The pink bag you posted. I presume that 'size matters' ;-) Felicity - LOL, 'Red Hot' is right ;-) Kathryn - LOL, Your statue is a real bust ;-) Linda - ROFLOLOMA at the tape measure mag ;-) and the other 'bag of modesty' is scary, talk about packing a punch ;-) Maureen - Obviously you have great skills with the 'pipping bag'. Great AFG pic of Colin,dimples and all :-) Moon - Not sure that I will ever keep a straight face again when sitting down to a cooked breakfast;-) Peggy - I have a question, the pic of Colin with the hooped earing in his left ear - do you know what year that pic was taken? Love that pic :-) the binnoculars are waay too funny, LOLOL Soph - Love the snoring pic. One of my Fav pix ;-) Lisa - Love the graphic of Vince."}, {"response": 1281, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (07:37)", "body": "(Sophie) what was bee's 1272 post about ? i can't see it on my mac... Nothing. She must have hit submit inadvertently. People do it all the time. I swear *standing on collection of Firth tapes* that I didn't delete it. Am only deleting posts with broken tags today...at least thus far."}, {"response": 1282, "author": "Leah", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (07:42)", "body": "Had a beautiful presentation planned, but am on a mini-break with the DH's laptop - on which I can't find my presentation. ;-( So... Happy Birthday Colin. As a baby, I understood that Jack was placed in a bag (a handbag!) am hoping that the size of the bag hasn't changed for Vince. ;-)"}, {"response": 1283, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (07:52)", "body": "Come on Colin, I'll show you mine if you show me yours"}, {"response": 1284, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (07:56)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN From : ....Happy little coffee beans.... And.... ....Happy little hemorrhoids.... (am sparing you the image..:-)))"}, {"response": 1285, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (08:12)", "body": "Is that one of the happy coffee bean farmers, Ev?"}, {"response": 1286, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (09:43)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1287, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (09:45)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1288, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (09:56)", "body": "Lisa, I want a party favor. :-) Please save me one! (You're doing some fantatic things with all your images.)"}, {"response": 1289, "author": "soph", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (10:15)", "body": "fantabulous lisa ! ! ! i'm so happy with your fake newsbite i could throw up right now. can you counterfeit good money as well ???"}, {"response": 1290, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (10:32)", "body": "Too funny Lisa! To lose a bid to Katie, who could keep up with such a high bid? (sophie),Hey Moon ! is that a picture of you in your post ? do you perform that stunt on a daaily basis ? Is that why they call you moon then ? Ma ch\ufffdre Sophie, of course a French girl would ask. ;-D But it was de rigueur that summer I did at La Sorbonne. ;-)"}, {"response": 1291, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (10:48)", "body": "I\ufffdm back with the music, tonight I have flown in the best chill dance DJ\ufffds in the free world. So feel the love, feel the beat and get up on your feet."}, {"response": 1292, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (11:09)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1293, "author": "soph", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (11:13)", "body": "Yet another installment of CRYPTIC Inc. (you can't get rid of us so easily, you know) Okey-dokey ladies. Well, it seems our barf bags became quite popular on the drool board, but Mr. F wasn't very happy with his present: as a matter of fact, he showed up at Cryptic, threw a tantrum, mumbled a few curses with regards to some mysterious \"boss\" (don't know who that can be, mind you) threatened to sue \"disney-style\" and tore off all the barf bags... Oh well, this business stank anyway. So, we at Cryptic force fed him a couple martinis, sunshine pills and TV-dinners and tucked him to bed. While he was snoring back at post 1266, we conceived yet a brilliant scheme to get rich, and woke him up : what comes in a bag and is hugely popular, even amongst sour-puss british thespians ??? Yes, you in the back ? Correct ! Christmas prezzies ! we thought we could conceive some fab dolls for you drooleuses, i'm sure you'll be thrilled when you see our TOY BOYS FOR GIFTED GIRLS\ufffd line (easy down-payments and major credit cards accepted). Let me just call Santa's little helper here : Yes, very, errrr. festive. Thank you, rudolph, that'll do. OK, our first model is actually a left over from 2003. Better hurry, stocks will not last forever. Note the manly attitude, the tilt of the hat and the bulge in the trousers. And he can talk as well, with a funny accent maybe, but it's a design flaw that we just could'nt catch while proof testing the model: Second model, which is sure to become very very popular amongst some drooleuses, has silver lining but doesn't weigh much on the authenticity side: it's actually a total fake, but who cares, it will have the rumor mill grinding away: Third on our list, a brand new model, very very impressive because of its accessories, comes fully dressed but is quite anxious to get rid of that beautiful sturdy jacket of his: And finally, the last model in the main stream collection, a more sensible one, hitting on the acquired ethnic side of our good friend Mr. F. And it's damn practical as well; the man has, after all, a family to feed: Now girls, aren't they cute ? don't you want to adopt one ? Go tell mom, she'll sure want one too, and you'd better hurry, while offers last ! *****Cryptic will be back much much later with the French PG-13 line (i.e. american NC-17)*****"}, {"response": 1294, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (11:22)", "body": "OMG, Sophie. I'm LMAO. Pizza Pappa, indeed! But I must say, Little Col is my AFF...Absolutely F--king Favorite!"}, {"response": 1295, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (11:24)", "body": "LOL, great, Sophie! I want the cowboy, \"Little Col\". How much?"}, {"response": 1296, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (11:41)", "body": "LOL, Sophie! I love little Col, too."}, {"response": 1297, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (11:55)", "body": "Great goody bags, sophie! But give Santa a rest now"}, {"response": 1298, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (12:41)", "body": "Great offers Soph,How's about Santa's little helper??;-))is he available as a 'living doll'? Didn't hear that Soph! did you say he's no longer available? **snapping fingers** darn.OK, well then I guess my second choice has to be Little Col complete with authentic accessories. Am now joining the ever lengthening queue!"}, {"response": 1299, "author": "Beedee", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (12:44)", "body": "(Sophie) what was bee's 1272 post about ? i can't see it on my mac... (Karen)Nothing. She must have hit submit inadvertently. People do it all the time. I swear *standing on collection of Firth tapes* that I didn't delete it. Am only deleting posts with broken tags today...at least thus far. Won't play with italics, just sorry after so long a sorry absence to have come back to make a silly mistake. Carry on you queens of HTML, it's been a blast so far:-))"}, {"response": 1300, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (12:57)", "body": "Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! That newspaper item was a hoot. Colin_Hot_4U No keeeeding! ;-) And Sophie, those dolls are amazing. I'd bet most of them show up on other Firth websites soon. Note the manly attitude, the tilt of the hat and the bulge in the trousers. The bulge in the trousers. *snort* He sure does look the part as 007, even though he should keep himself a bargepole away from such roles. But the big question is: Can Houdini Col escape the Rom-Com Torture Chamber. Are there handcuffs included? Unfortunately, your post is missing the necessary ending font tags and the screen is really messed up. Yet I can't bring myself to delete...without you reposting it again. Maybe I'll do it for you..."}, {"response": 1301, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (13:04)", "body": "@#$% Evidently it wasn't Sophie's post. Wot happened? Who cares. Thanks goodness it isn't messed up. ;-) Carry on, ladies."}, {"response": 1302, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (13:42)", "body": "Because this is such a HOT party My good friend Anthony agreed to play tonight, so give it up to The Red Hot Chili Peppers"}, {"response": 1303, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (13:59)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1304, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (14:30)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1305, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (14:36)", "body": "Need a bag check? You've come to the right place. We provide everything you need for all that baggage. Rubber gloves for that all important hands on check And special apparel...if this were the other way round it would have made the Bag Lady's job a whole lot easier I think I've developed a rubber fettish;-("}, {"response": 1306, "author": "raditto", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (14:40)", "body": "You ladies amaze me with your creativity and computer skills. All I tried to do was order a ticket to this 45th birthday bash online, and look what I end up with. So I tried to order a gift bag for a real stud, and this is what came in the mail. So I will just say Happy Birthday, Colin"}, {"response": 1307, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (15:28)", "body": "On the Chicago Sun times website I found the horoscope for Virgo today and they also mention Colins Birthday. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Be patient with family members today. (Family is forever.) People feel restless, irritable and independent today. Communications don't flow smoothly. Knowing this, you should approach each conversation with a bit of diplomacy and tact. (Just like using an umbrella in the rain. IF SEPT. 10 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Actor Colin Firth (1960) shares your birthday. You often discover a career in your younger years. You respect tradition and history. Although privately outrageous, your public persona is conservative. You have a dignified, sophisticated exterior. Professionally, you're conscientious and reliable. The year ahead might be one of the best years of your life. Open any door! ALL SIGNS: We have the all-clear to shop or make important decisions today. http://www.suntimes.com/output/horoscopes/cst-nws-georgia910.html"}, {"response": 1308, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (15:29)", "body": "The following interview was pretaped and will air the week prior to the opening of Where the Truth Lies. Katie: You\ufffdve been reading about this controversial and greatly anticipated movie for weeks. It stars the man who played the wonderful Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones\ufffds Diary and the sequel The Edge of Reason, Colin Firth, and the brilliant actor Kevin Bacon, who continues to build an impressive body of work with such great films as The Woodsman and Mystic River. The movie I\ufffdm speaking of is Where the Truth Lies, a sexy mystery-thriller set in the 1950s and 1970s filmed by the renowned Canadian director Atom Egoyan. This morning we\ufffdre very lucky to have with us a very important member of the crew. A lady who worked behind the scenes on those closed sets, while Mr Egoyan choreographed the now-infamous m\ufffdnage \ufffd trois scene reported on in newspapers all over the world, from Peoria to Pyongyang. The lady in charge of modesty bags for Where the Truth Lies: Willa Mussenfluffer. Good morning, Willa. Nice to have you here. Willa: Thank you, Katie. It\ufffds nice to be here and rather surprising. Katie: Why is that? Willa: Crewmembers are rarely called upon to be interviewed, only the hot shots. Katie: If Colin hadn\ufffdt mentioned the modesty bags in an interview, I would never have known your job existed and had the pleasure of meeting you. Anyway, there are so many fascinating facets to filmmaking, and most people are not aware of what goes into the making of movies. Your official title is... Willa: Modesty Bag Mistress Katie: And could you describe your responsibilities? Willa: Essentially, when I get a script, I comb through it to determine whether there will be a need for modesty bags and then I determine the specific requirements for the ones that will be in use. Katie: What do you mean the specific requirements? Willa: This is a very technical business, you know. Not only do I need to determine the size and material, but I must discuss lighting and production design with others in the crew to ensure that all elements work together. This isn\ufffdt a one-size-fits-all activity. Katie: No, I guess not. But speaking of size, how are fittings done? Willa: Again, Katie, this is highly technical, as allowances must be made for expansion. Even the most talented of actors can, at times, get a little too engrossed with the action and the emotions they\ufffdre attempting to project. The bag not only must be durable but able to withstand the stiff pressure from sustained physical activities in a variety of configurations. Katie: Configurations? My! (turns to crew on the side and mouths, \ufffdRemind me to follow-up on that point\ufffd) We\ufffdll focus in on that in a minute. Let\ufffds get back to the fittings, by which I mean, do you actually have to measure the actor with a simple tape measure or calipers? Willa: Ah, Katie, nothing is simple, as I tried to describe previously. Plus you\ufffdre getting into the tricks of the trade here. I do use both instruments, as required. Katie: And the actors don\ufffdt mind? Willa: Why should they? I am a professional as are they. Katie: Once the bag has been custom manufactured for a particular actor, is it merely handed over and the actor puts it on himself or do you have a role in that aspect as well? Willa: (taking a bit of umbrage) Naturally, I monitor my work products at all times. Would you just drop off one of your children at the train station and say, \ufffdhave a nice life?\ufffd Katie: (choking) Yes, I see what you mean. So you are a hands-on kind of gal and present whenever the bags are used? Willa: Typically, there\ufffds only one bag used at a time. I don\ufffdt work on those kinds of movies... Katie: I didn\ufffdt mean any offense. Please continue. Willa: Fine, thank you. However, for this film, the script called for two actors, working in tandem, so I was nearly strained to my capacity as well. Really, now, how can you expect one person to keep their eyes on two bags simultaneously, while they\ufffdre shooting with one mastershot? Katie: Yes, I can see where that would be difficult or impossible, without going cross-eyed. So you have your eyes on the actual bag or bags at all times? Willa: Naturally, you can\ufffdt expect the cameraman or DP to be bothered or the continuity person, who has so many other details to keep track of. But we all take digital pictures these days as backup. Katie: (eyes shoot wide open) You have pictures? Willa: Well, of course. [Katie puts her finger to her earpiece and begins shaking her head. She seems to be mouthing., \ufffdcan the next segment\ufffd] Katie: I\ufffdm so sorry about the interruption. Please continue. You were talking about pictures. Willa: Yes, pictures. Many of the crew need to take pictures of the sets and the actors to ensure continuity with other shots that might be done after breaks, new setups or even the next day. The costumers especially have to get it right or someone somewhere is going to notice that the lining of So and So\ufffds jacket was showing as he walked down the street but wasn\ufffdt a frame later. Katie"}, {"response": 1309, "author": "raditto", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (15:51)", "body": "I love it, Karen (and Kathryn, Lisa, Jenny, Sue, Linda, Evelyn, Felicity, Peggy, Sophie, Sandy, Maureen, Moon, and anyone else I missed). This from the MercuryNews online: BIRTHDAY GUY: Handsome Colin Firth, the Mark Darcy of ``Bridget Jones'' movie fame, was born in Hampshire, England on this day in 1960. Fans may recall his 1989 starring role in the highly lauded period piece ``Valmont'' or his BAFTA Award-winning part as Jane Austen's Mr. Darcy in the beautifully produced 1995 TV version of ``Pride and Prejudice.'' This much-sought-after leading man can be seen this year with Emma Thompson and Angela Lansbury in the children's flick ``Nancy McPhee,'' and costarring with Kevin Bacon in the drama ``Where the Truth Lies.'' He also has two more films in various stages of production called ``The Dead Wait'' and ``Toyer.'' I think those stages are called the \"When Hell Freezes Over Stage\" and the \"Wishful Thinking Stage.\""}, {"response": 1310, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (16:27)", "body": "LOL, Karen! Now I know how Katie got the scoop on the bag which led to her winning eBay bid...straight from the bag lady herself! ;-) It all makes sense now...."}, {"response": 1311, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (16:38)", "body": "Loved it all, Karen! ROTFLOL! Willa's a hoot. Favorite line: \"You have pictures?\" :-)))))))"}, {"response": 1312, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (16:49)", "body": "Karen your Katie/Bag lady interview is totally excellent and hillarious. LOLOLOL with tears of laughter streaming down my face. I am laughing so much that my DH is now casting me very curious glances. I adore the pics of the 'Bag Lady' waaaaay too funny and her 'down to earth'and serious approach to her being a 'jobbing bag lady' ;-)Now wonder if she is hired for TLL? pppssttt, message to 'Bag Lady' if you do get hired for TLL and need an Intern then look no further I can be there at the drop of a hat"}, {"response": 1313, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:06)", "body": "Karen,love the bag lady,but wonder why a bag man wasn't employed. Obviously would be too busy comparing sizes. Anyway I found this on www.pendantssociety.com. 'From The Chairman(as I am a man and on a chair) To mark the first anniversary,or if we were a living being rather than a collection of people grouped together in pursuit of similar aims, birthday of our inception; (I think everyone will agree that a semi colon is correct)we asked so called celebrities for their views on Birthdays.Yes it should be a capital B. Ewan MacGregor(possibly sic. but exempt from Pedant rules because it is a Proper noun): Birthday's are just the greatest,best excuse for a piss-up I know, you know down to the pub,like, with a load of mates,then back to mine for a skinful. Terrific. Fellow pedants I'm sure you will concur: Mr MacGregor is not one of us.Or should that be not as we are. No matter, the next gentleman fares no better. Colin Firth: Birthdays? Pedants Society! Yes, well,sorry ,sorry,that wasn't grammatically correct was it? Well obviously I have them,or celebrate,no acknowledge them, I should say. But,no I shouldn't have started my sentence with a but,but,well you know the strangest,well they could be normal,but people, know it's my birthday. I don't know them,they find these things out and they say Happy Birthday, to me. It's very perplexing but quite nice at the same time. I suppose they see me in films or on the TV, and they think,well he's got to have a birthday,just because I'm playing someone who has birthdays.And in some respects, they're right,sorry,correct. But,you know,I don't have any more birthdays than my contemporaries or anyone else in my chosen profession or career or...job. I think it's impossible to get to this stage in my...uumm,career and not have a birthday. What do I do on my birthday? I think that was the question. Just occasionally,well once a year, I will spend some time in my beautiful house with my wonderful children and phenomenal cook of a wife,who also happens to be Italian and very beautiful,and perhaps I should have put her before the house,but maybe not in front of the children..sorry, shouldn't I be talking about bags.... We do not have the space to print the whole of Mr Firth's answer. Far better to let Russell Crowe have the last words: Birthdays!! Piss off or I'll break your neck. Is that pedantic enough for you?'"}, {"response": 1314, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:08)", "body": "Yes, I know this is a but much...and I actually hate blinking Christmas lights. :-)"}, {"response": 1315, "author": "Colleen", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:11)", "body": "All right...I've never posted before, nor have I introduced myself, but I have to say, that I've been checking in on the birthday party all day long (and will continue with what's left of it.) I love it! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard all by myself! You're a very witty and talented group of women...thanks for the entertainment! I especially liked the action figures bit...God, I would love my own \"Little Col Doll.\""}, {"response": 1316, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:18)", "body": "Thank you, ladies. Actually my favorite line is: \"Go ahead, Will. We have hours.\" I crack myself up on that one. But I did forget one rather important remark by Katie, when she exlaims, \"They pay you to do this?\" Oh well, I'll do some more in ten years, the next time Colin puts on the bag. ;-) Felicity! Felicity! Do you have Colin's way of answering downpat. And RC's is perfect too. I think it's impossible to get to this stage in my...uumm, career and not have a birthday. Lisa, your graphics are fantastic. Brava! Such insight."}, {"response": 1317, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:31)", "body": "LOLOLOL, Felicity, I love the www.pendantssociety.com. and you almost got me there cors I was going to check out the url ;-) You've got Colin's interview technique off just perfectly. Waay too funny :-) Welcome Colleen, glad you have joined in the party :-) Soph- When are the 'little Col Dolls'going into production? Am putting in my pre-order right now ;-))"}, {"response": 1318, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:38)", "body": "Well,Sue there may well be a Pedants Society, but not a Pendants(my deliberate mistake!!!!Like yeah!)"}, {"response": 1319, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (17:39)", "body": "\"Oh good! More!\" Am having the best time today!!!! Karen, I don't think I've laughed so hard in ages! Hilarious interview - I think I'll view Katie with a slightly jaundiced eye from now on! Everyone is so clever & creative! Keep 'em coming, ladies! ;-)"}, {"response": 1320, "author": "soph", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (19:01)", "body": "Willa.... Mussenfluffer, karen !??!!???!! the name only had me laughing alone like a hyena in my living room (and it's 12H30, i guess the neighbors are going to call the cops) (dear willa, on her way to outfame shirley) \"Actually, openings are very rare. Most of my counterparts have been in their positions for ages. \" i can't take anymore of this, let me out. (karen, re: the dolls) \"I'd bet most of them show up on other Firth websites soon\" \"... and i will sue\" (doing my best leena lamont impersonation), no just keeeding. ewww gutter santa moon: i like mine better, and he's dying to return on stage, hehehe hey linda: did you steal your last item in kevin's wardrobe or what ? i agree about the fetish thing: you're also beginning to sound like a bowie tune \"rubber, rubber\", etc. peg: michael jackson's celebration of love ???? ROTF! this is grand !"}, {"response": 1321, "author": "soph", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (19:15)", "body": "Jingle bells, Jingle bells It's Christmas time again at Cryptic ! All right ladies, now it's past bedtime for the sensitive and younger ones, we can unload the heavy stuff. well, sort of: we got raided by the vice squad. What do you mean, \"you fibbed\", hey, that's good and honest publicity all right: it even has a name, it's called pulling a Lantos. **Rudolf ! Bring us the specials, and pronto!\"** Ooooh, heavy indeed ! Thank you rudolph, now don't get a hernia, there's a drool lady who volunteered to adopt you earlier and we don't want to dissapoint our customers. oooookay, what do we have in the bag ? First model was inspired by Mr. F's radical change re: costume dramas, and no, we are not talking about sissy cravat parts here but about that legionaire role he's accepted recently. Hmmmm, well, we at Cryptic really don't give a char-monkey's arse about roles and acting, but the possibilities in terms of wardrobe had us LOLing a the factory. Short skirts and sandals, pah! Here's a model that goes even further, where wardrobe AND role are very light : easy, all you'll have to do is growl and grunt (and you seem to master that pretty well, mind you): Second model will bring tears in the eyes of some of you drooleuses, tears that is to remind them of endless rewinding and frame by frame analysis of your precious VHS tapes. It would come in handy (so to speak), so don't hesitate: And check out the packaging: it's RC (no no, not PC), meaning remote controlled. The possibilities are endless ! Third model is our next best-seller for sure. There's not much point in pitching it, so i'll let the sample get you all drooling: And that's the end of our infomercial. I'm going to bed now, but i'll post a Cryptic sales result tomorrow before the vault is closed again. Oh i almost forgot: for all those who buy me a doll, there's an extra present : I can almost hear you: what's the use, it never works, blahblahblah. oh ye of little faith....: i strongly advise you to take advantage of this offer: we do not know when another WTTL opportunity for seeing \"the bones in the body\" may, hem, arise. And on this, night night, sweeties, and party on !"}, {"response": 1322, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (19:20)", "body": "Colleen - Welcome! So glad you have joined us & are enjoying the festivities! Lisa - Outstanding party favors - put me down for one, please? And I loved the newspaper item - great job - so authentic looking! Wow Linda, I am seeing a completely different side now - and it isn't pretty! Funny, but definitely not pretty! ;-) Oh Sophie, I am having such a hard time deciding which TOY BOY best suits my fancy. They are all so good. Ah hell, I think I'll just put in my order for one of each! :-) Peg - love that bag! LOL! You know, I was just thinking - if one can believe all that one \"hears\", that bag just might work out well for Colin! (Lose the hay, though! \"Itches\") ;-) Willa: (taking a bit of umbrage) Naturally, I monitor my work products at all times. Would you just drop off one of your children at the train station and say, \ufffdhave a nice life?\ufffd LOL, Karen! I think that's my favorite line!"}, {"response": 1323, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (19:38)", "body": "Somehow I just knew Sophie would *get* the name. ;-) When the name came to me, I knew I had to write that. Lordy!! Another haul from the Drool bag! Wow! They're amazing, Sophie, especially: on the Mr Darcy doll - Caution choking hazard: anatomically correct action figure. OMG. How can I pass up anything with booze and a riding crop. The possibilities are endless. And I don't know how I've gotten through life without x-ray goggles. You've shown me the light. ;-)"}, {"response": 1324, "author": "raditto", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (19:51)", "body": "Sophie, put me down for the x-ray gogs and the Darcy anatomically correct action figure (choking hazard! LOL!). This has been a lot of fun today. Thanks to everybody. I just hope I can get some of these images out of my mind before bedtime!!"}, {"response": 1325, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (20:24)", "body": "Sophie, you did it again! LOL at the Darcy doll and the X-Ray glasses. V. clever! Welcome, Colleen! Great day to delurk. So Karen, is Willa's cousin Ida Merkinmeister? ;-) Here's a bit of coffee, fair trade, of course:"}, {"response": 1326, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (20:28)", "body": "Okay, I'm at the end of my images for the party. Another twinkly one:"}, {"response": 1327, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (20:52)", "body": "Really, now, how can you expect one person to keep their eyes on two bags simultaneously, while they\ufffdre shooting with one mastershot? LOL, Karen. If the job is too much for her, I can lend an extra pair of eyes;-) Sophie, What can I say. You have out done yourself... My favorite of the day...Mr. Darcy's foul mood set. I'm still laughing."}, {"response": 1328, "author": "mari", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (21:14)", "body": "The lady in charge of modesty bags for Where the Truth Lies: Willa Mussenfluffer. Omigod. *wiping tears* Sooo funny, Karen. I don't know where to start, as I came to this party without a present. We do not have the space to print the whole of Mr Firth's answer. LOL, Felicity, you have him down pat! Sophie--everything was brilliant, I especially like what I'm seeing with the x-ray goggles! Lisa, your graphics are fantastic! Linda, are you bringing that, er, contraption to Toronto?;-) Thanks to everyone for the laughs."}, {"response": 1329, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (21:18)", "body": "My compliments to everyone, I enjoyed all the time and effort you've put in. ROFLMAO at the \"choking hazard\" and riding crop/booze action figures. Anybody have an itty-bitty wet shirt? I also think Mark Darcy could use the PrepH to take that poker out of his arse. Party On!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1330, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (22:13)", "body": "I had a good idea for another one, but never could get it going. Plus I'm crap at rhyming. I should've turned it over to someone far more capable. In fact, if anyone wants to take a stab at it herself, be my guest: Colin, I know how it is to be stereotyped. But you can't let it get you down. After a few Jesus juices... They all say you can play only one role You\ufffdve gotta be the Brit *********** Just bag it, bag it, bag it, bag it Don't let the little boys grab it [you get the idea]"}, {"response": 1331, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (22:14)", "body": "(Mari)Linda, are you bringing that, er, contraption to Toronto?;-) Eh, if it fits then it goes. Not looking too good at the moment, though;-)"}, {"response": 1332, "author": "houstonandy", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (22:54)", "body": "As a sometimes poster, but mostly lurker, thanks to all for a great birthday party, again. This is my third party, and, perhaps the best. Love the barf bags, and Karen, you always outdo yourself. Just wanted to wish Colin a very happy, happy 45th with thanks for keeping me entertained and drooling. And, Everyone, I will confess this would be one time, I wouldn't mind getting stuck holding the BAG (with apologies to Katie's Beg Lady guest.)"}, {"response": 1333, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:19)", "body": "What an incredible party! I can\ufffdt stop laughing, bravissime! Take a bow, take another one. Karen, and you brought up the kissing too, ROTF! Sophie, wrap me up a complete set. Lisa, you have only just begun and I can only imagine what you will create in the future. Ladies you have risen to the occasion. The King is dead, long live the King! Mari, I missed you."}, {"response": 1334, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:21)", "body": "That's a wrap!"}, {"response": 1335, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:24)", "body": "I hope everyone saw the pic on firth.com cause it is coming down very soon."}, {"response": 1336, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:30)", "body": "Okay, Karen, just a few quick verse attempts: Willa told Colin, \"Don't forget your bag around here Don't wanna see your front, just your derriere There's just one camera shot and it cannot show your gear So bag it, just bag it. I'll help you cover up, I'll do what I can Ain't allowed to see no goodies in Red, White, and Blue land Cause a ratings board there will slap your hand So bag it, but in the Ziplock brand. Just bag it, bag it, bag it, bag it Though Droolers would rather see it Just bag it, bag it.\" My thanks to everyone's contributions. It's been a great day. :-)"}, {"response": 1337, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:36)", "body": "I\ufffdm not ready to wrap! Buon Compleanno, baby!"}, {"response": 1338, "author": "kimmerv2", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:41)", "body": "Oh my . .I\ufffdm late, I\ufffdm late for a very important date . . . COLIN!!!!. .I\ufffdm so sorry I\ufffdm late for your b\ufffdday party . . But you know, all this talk of bags and I had to go shopping . . . . Cause I\ufffdve heard you\ufffdre ready to let that I personally like to brown bag it myself . . . But I finally found something . . Hope it\ufffds a good fit . . .wear it in good health! Happy B\ufffdday Darlin\ufffd!!!! Sending you MG love and all the iggy I can spare . ."}, {"response": 1339, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep 10, 2005 (23:57)", "body": "Good job, Kathryn. I knew I should've turned it over to someone else. No time and no rhyme. ;-) To everyone who brought prezzies to this year's party: As always you continue to outdo yourselves and delight us all in the process."}, {"response": 1340, "author": "JulieH", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (00:02)", "body": "There's still 15 minutes left in my September 10, so I'm delurking to say a huge THANK YOU to all the intelligent, funny, and html-talented ladies who have made the last 30 hours so much fun. This is my first birthday party, but it won't be my last, you can bet. Happy, happy birthday to ODB, Lovely Colin, the only REAL Darcy."}, {"response": 1341, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (00:08)", "body": "Lovely day, you brilliant, creative, \"dames de Drool\". Sophie, what a hoot, I'll take a Darcy-doll any day. Moon, your contributions were certainly stellar, and Karen, Willa was also a keeper, never thought I would want to be a bag lady. To the rest, thank you for the laughs. Thanks, and above all, happy birthday to the author of our feast, best wishes for the coming year!"}, {"response": 1342, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (00:17)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1343, "author": "Gina2e", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (01:43)", "body": "After the lord Mayors show..... Just popping in to say thanks to everyone, you are all so clever, talented and so very wonderful.It's been a blast..and like all the best parties I don't want it to end but .... I just wanted to say that drooling around with you guys and Colin is a bit like pooping your pants - once you've done it it's difficult to walk away from .(Thanks to Sue 1280 for the inspiration .....) Hope everyone enjoyed the party even us wall flowers who watch and wonder from afar....You all have a wonderful time in Toronto and good luck with our man....will be waiting for news....."}, {"response": 1344, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (02:36)", "body": "ever since i landed on drool, i've had a weekly dose of such good fun i never had any desire to check the competition. but sept. parties are really special... thanx everyone, this place ***rocks!**** a last word from cryptic: so far, i've got colleeen, lisa and sue for a Little Col Doll \ufffd, sue also gets rudolph (you greedy girl, you know he has jingling bells attached), maureen and moon get a full set (weeeeelllll, i won't comment on this, but some people obviously have no limit whatsoever) and peg gets darcy. as far as barb is concerned, it's not very clear, she placed an order for little col but changed her mind and went for a full set: please barb, contact our sales department. everybody gets googles of course. i still have a special wind-up toy in stock, but i'm saving it for the boss's bday. ahahahahahahaha ! i'm rich! rich! rich!"}, {"response": 1345, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (06:04)", "body": "Gina - ROFLOL,Heck, I will never view milk/dark chocolate in the same way again,think I will stick to milky bars in future ;-)) (Soph) sue also gets rudolph (you greedy girl, you know he has jingling bells attached) Ohhhhh, \"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you\", especially for Rudolph, I will take good care of him and will make sure that I 'jingle his bells' on a regular basis. Just one question, I presume that he isn't battery driven, do I 'wind him up' to get some action!? ;-) ppsstt,I would also like the 'Mr Darcy, Foul Mood Set'because I have a 'fondle'need for Mr Darcy ;-)"}, {"response": 1346, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (07:25)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1347, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (07:26)", "body": "Fantastic party! And Sophie, our Man on the Moon (wouldn't *she* love it) is near and dear to my heart. Here's hoping Cryptic's sales skyrocket after such a launching. BTW, I'm keeping Willa's sister Ida Mergenmeister in reserve for another hair-raising though in-depth interview. ;-) Thanks to you all for making yesterday a huge success. Okay, it didn't help out one poor third-world farmer (unless Sophie is donating yesterday's profits) ...but there are 364 other days in the year. ;-)"}, {"response": 1348, "author": "Colleen", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (10:58)", "body": "Ladies, this was a most enjoyable experience! I had to check today to see what I missed...I've spent my Sunday morning in a most irreverent fashion! Drool is a blast! Sophie...I'd like to add the Darcy doll to my order, if only for the riding crop and booze hmmm..."}, {"response": 1349, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sun, Sep 11, 2005 (15:35)", "body": "Can't wait to see Ida's interview,Karen. Ummm Oscar party???(big snort). It's possible to have a good time as well as help others.I expect even third world farmers have fun. It's a clever little idea to honour someone and contribute at the same time, but it's also just as worthy to contribute anonymously whenever you feel like it. Next party in a couple of days,eh? Over on the news channel. Bon voyage you Crazy Girls.Give Colin a nice civilized handshake from me."}, {"response": 1350, "author": "grasspatch", "date": "Tue, Sep 13, 2005 (16:56)", "body": "Thank you, thank you, thank you all so much. Just got back from a long weekend away and have only just caught up - I know, my timing sucks - but WHAT A RIOT!!! So much talent, so much wicked humour - no wonder this is such a great site. Can't wait for next year!"}, {"response": 1351, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug  9, 2006 (10:16)", "body": "Moving Moon's suggestion here: I feel obliged to remind everyone that it's time to start thinking of themes for ODB's birthday party, the \"enchanted\" party. ;-) Now, clink your swords together and see what happens. :-D Any and all ideas are welcome. I was going to start the process tomorrow anyway."}, {"response": 1352, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Aug  9, 2006 (11:36)", "body": "I was just thinking of this over the weekend and was surprised it hadn't been mentioned yet."}, {"response": 1353, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug  9, 2006 (11:41)", "body": "Why? It's a month away. Plenty of time, though he's been so out of the public eye that recent quotes on which to base this year's party don't exist. Hmmm, that Travelocity gnome might have possibilities. ;-)"}, {"response": 1354, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug  9, 2006 (11:43)", "body": "As for 'enchanted swords'...it's been overdone on plenty of sites and I'm glad not here. Oui can do better. ;-)"}, {"response": 1355, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Aug  9, 2006 (19:00)", "body": "Hmmm. I want to go back and listen to Desert Island Discs and see if he gave oui any fodder for the big day:-)"}, {"response": 1356, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug  9, 2006 (19:37)", "body": "What about a 'Where's Waldo?' theme?"}, {"response": 1357, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (08:23)", "body": "Or Ou est Charlie....as they call it in France. Well he does wear a lot of striped shirts and I can see the possibilties with the recent spate of blogger sightings. You could alter it slightly and call it Spot the Banker. What about an Advertising theme? Remembering that he was rumoured to be doing some ads for Marks and Spencer(he denied it). Colin Firth has signed a lucrative contract to be the new face for Frizz Ease. Can anyone,without too much trawling through the posts,come up with past themes(please)?"}, {"response": 1358, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (08:41)", "body": "1998 - no theme 1999 - regional foods 2000 - psychedelic party for his 40th 2001 -\ufffdTake No Prisoners\ufffd and \ufffdWe Like You Just as You Are\ufffd (beginning of roast/toast) 2002 - Turn the Ship Around, the Si Cara 2003 - The Range is broad (aka Home, Home on the Range or I'm Back in the Saddle Again! 2004 - Get that Char-Monkey Off Your Back or The Stage Beckons 2005 - Colin\ufffds Got a Brand New Bag"}, {"response": 1359, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (11:47)", "body": "Thanks. Shame it's pertaining to the same area as last year, because non-presentational underwear(contained in an extremely shaggy dog tale) would have to be the quote of the year."}, {"response": 1360, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (12:47)", "body": "The window story...might have promise: Jambs You Couldn't Get Out Of Panes in the Neck"}, {"response": 1361, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (14:14)", "body": "Ah yes! There was also that French interview when there was some debate about the translation of what most annoyed him: 'bloody pains'. I think was the final choice."}, {"response": 1362, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (16:23)", "body": "Window of opportunity. Window dressing."}, {"response": 1363, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (17:36)", "body": "My Sword Gives Me A Pain. My Sword Is Long and Firm."}, {"response": 1364, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (18:04)", "body": "'Whom framed Colin Firth?' 'Caught in the sash'"}, {"response": 1365, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (18:23)", "body": "Or how about 'Colin Firth's - A Glass Act'"}, {"response": 1366, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Aug 10, 2006 (19:20)", "body": "Stretching the glass image-- Through a mirror, darkly. Mirror, mirror, on the wall.... The mirror crack'd from side to side."}, {"response": 1367, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (04:50)", "body": "Rear Window From Sash to Ash(to staight to DVD) Roman Blind Steamy windows"}, {"response": 1368, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (07:42)", "body": "What about something to do along the theme of him doing more kid oriented films this year? (Felicity) From Sash to Ash(to staight to DVD) LOL!!"}, {"response": 1369, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (07:53)", "body": "Like Mr Rogers' Neighborhood? Hmmm, but that's pretty US-centric."}, {"response": 1370, "author": "lafn", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (09:35)", "body": "Felicity) From Sash to Ash(to staight to DVD) Too funny, Felicity. I vote for that one. (DVD=Ash-es;-))"}, {"response": 1371, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (09:41)", "body": "(Dorine), What about something to do along the theme of him doing more kid oriented films this year? I thought about that too. \"Cookie\" Colin. ;-) And yet, there's WTTL: Colin in Wonderland. So close to naked but yet so far..."}, {"response": 1372, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (10:56)", "body": "Well I just had to find out who Mr Rogers was(is). Sweet. Good website. Colin in a cardigan. Sort of 'folky and approachable'."}, {"response": 1373, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (11:52)", "body": "(Felicity) Colin in a cardigan. Sort of 'folky and approachable'. LOL! Yes. Only he has to keep moving neighborhoods as soon as the neighbors get too friendly ;-)"}, {"response": 1374, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (13:21)", "body": "(Kathy) Only he has to keep moving neighborhoods as soon as the neighbors get too friendly ;-) LOL! Good angle. Hadn't thought it through. There used to be a very funny spoof of Mr Rogers on SNL many years ago, with Eddie Murphy: Mr Robinson's Neighborhood. Classic stuff. You can see a clip here: http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/wmv/Mr._Robinsons_Neighborhood_-_Music.htm"}, {"response": 1375, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (13:23)", "body": "OMG, I used to LOVE those skits! Some of my favorites on SNL ever."}, {"response": 1376, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (15:30)", "body": "I can feel a theme coming on...Mr.Rogers. I've been hearing the little tinkle of the train whistle all day. Prince Tuesday, and King Friday. Whoopie! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Maybe oui can go to the crayola factory with Colin, and the supermarket, or even the leather and whips store. Oh, you know I'm always bad on Colin's birthday. But if we do Mr. Rogers theme I'll fell sooooo guilty;-)"}, {"response": 1377, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (15:46)", "body": "(Linda) or even the leather and whips store LOL! and maybe a demonstration of those legendary chocolate-flavored condoms. Sweets are a must-have item in the neighborhood ;-)"}, {"response": 1378, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (15:54)", "body": "Colin in the \"Hood\", LOL, or \"Red\" district Colin?"}, {"response": 1379, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (16:57)", "body": "(Linda) Prince Tuesday, and King Friday. And who was that chick that ran that museum? God knows what could really be in there, especially with being Colin's bday and our minds at work. But the theme would have to be broader. Those outside of the US don't know who and what he and the show were like."}, {"response": 1380, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (17:03)", "body": "That's what I said about it being US-centric. Sheesh, I don't even know what the show was like, other than the parody. I never watched it."}, {"response": 1381, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (17:08)", "body": "I watched it religiously. Loved when he went to that puppet kingdom!"}, {"response": 1382, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (17:14)", "body": "I'd be at as much of a loss as the ladies from outside the US for a Mr. Rogers theme, too, as I never saw either the show or the parody."}, {"response": 1383, "author": "Moon", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (17:22)", "body": "I never watched it either."}, {"response": 1384, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (17:24)", "body": "(Karen) U.S.Centric On second thoughts you may have a point. Can we have Mr Firth complete with red cardy(and with whips if you insist Linda) in the London Borough of Chissington.With a nice little button shop just down the road,good public transport and a nice little fete to open in the summer? I mean I don't want the birthday boy to miss the point of the party."}, {"response": 1385, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (17:35)", "body": "Nothing has been decided yet. Keep tossing out ideas, themes, catchy-phrases, and whathaveyou. ;-)"}, {"response": 1386, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (18:47)", "body": "Well apart from the flagrant 'Hey Woody gives us a job' and a quote from Emma Thompson along the lines of' It was difficult to believe looking at Colin that he could have this many children' I'm clean out of ideas. I'm sure something more could be made of the Golden Globes, particularly the Joan Rivers fiasco...but I don't kmow what."}, {"response": 1387, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (19:27)", "body": "Something about his once promising film career turning to kid films and TV?"}, {"response": 1388, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (21:02)", "body": "I'm so glad oui are working on naming this year's theme! (Felicity) From Sash to Ash(to staight to DVD) LOL, Felicity! This is my favorite, too. And there is the fact that this rhymes with \"cash.\" ;-) Perhaps the kiddy theme could conjur up Dr. Suess...Hop on Pop, or similar. Or is Dr. Suess also too American-centric?"}, {"response": 1389, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Fri, Aug 11, 2006 (21:03)", "body": "Closing tags, I hope. Bad, bad Lisa."}, {"response": 1390, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (05:34)", "body": "Sad but true, my imagination is still fired-up by the window theme, a few more idea's have been floating around in my head. Colin Firth's new staring role in - 'Room with a non-presentational View' Directed by: Sash A. Trap Genre: Drama/Feature Film Plot Summary: Firth meets neighbours in rarefied/panestaking circumstance Aspect/Format: Widescreen/Pan and Scan Wardrobe/makeup: Non requiement, Actor's own clothes and 'Aux naturelle' look Film Location: Suburb of West London Other suggestions 'non-window' theme are 'DVD Island Discs' Picking at random some articles from the past year. There was the 'Milk and Honey/Toilets' mention in Australian Telegraph. Can something be gotten from Colin's answer when asked his main personality trait (CF)\"An obsessive need for precision.\" One last idea is how about a theme is Colin's bearded look from the last year."}, {"response": 1391, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (06:53)", "body": "LOL, Sue! Lots of great ideas there!"}, {"response": 1392, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (08:40)", "body": "v. clever idea, Sue! There needs to be a message too. But you've truly gone beyond what's necessary to explain how the theme can be 'fleshed' out by partygoers. ;-)"}, {"response": 1393, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (09:03)", "body": "LOL Karen,and oppss was getting carried away as to thoughts of Colin being in a production wearing next to nothing again ;-) BTW, Can you give me an idea of what type of message? and I shall put my thinking hat on :-)"}, {"response": 1394, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (09:43)", "body": "If you look at the last five, there's a message about his work: 2001 -\ufffdTake No Prisoners\ufffd and \ufffdWe Like You Just as You Are\ufffd 2002 - Turn the Ship Around, the Si Cara 2003 - The Range is broad (aka Home, Home on the Range or I'm Back in the Saddle Again! 2004 - Get that Char-Monkey Off Your Back or The Stage Beckons 2005 - Colin\ufffds Got a Brand New Bag"}, {"response": 1395, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (10:09)", "body": "Thanks Karen, must now think how I can link in the idea with a message. Help! ;-) A couple of ideas for now. Not sure if they are quite what 'qui' are looking for though. 'Celebration' of a non-presentational view! or 'and when did you last see Colin Firth?'on the large screen, small screen or 'sashed'."}, {"response": 1396, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (15:23)", "body": "Have been racking my brain to come up with a message in connection with Colin's recent work to tie in with the window incident but am failing miserably so how about something along the lines of a mixed up, paraphrased quote from WTTL. 'Come on in Colin Honey, the Spring water is fine, its wonderland! and can hazzard a guess that 'The price of seclusion'gets you stuck in a paneful jamb\""}, {"response": 1397, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (15:33)", "body": "'Room with a non-presentational View' - Put a padlock on the nursery ;-)"}, {"response": 1398, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (15:56)", "body": "Dino De Laurentis proudly presents The Hand in the Sash, a Swords and (Clarke's)Sandals Epic. Or with reference to DID, In Search of the Lost Cause."}, {"response": 1399, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (16:23)", "body": "Put a padlock on the nursery ;-) LOL."}, {"response": 1400, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 14, 2006 (16:24)", "body": "Put a padlock on the nursery ;-) LOL. (Felicity) In Search of the Lost Cause. Good one! Can we combine the 2 above somehow? ;-)"}, {"response": 1401, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Thu, Aug 17, 2006 (23:18)", "body": "I haven't figured out the non-presentational underpants yet. ;-)"}, {"response": 1402, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 18, 2006 (08:22)", "body": "But I'm sure you will."}, {"response": 1403, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Fri, Aug 18, 2006 (16:52)", "body": "LOL Lisa! Are you sure it's just his hand he's trapped in that window? I've got George Formby's When I'm Cleaning Windows on my brain now."}, {"response": 1404, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Aug 18, 2006 (20:31)", "body": "(Felicity)Are you sure it's just his hand he's trapped in that window? LOL, I thought the same thing by the \"paned\" expression on his face;-) Great theme suggestions, Sue."}, {"response": 1405, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (09:49)", "body": "After getting Sophie's hysterical captions, I thought of another theme, though could be to US centric, though it doesn't have to be. It can be whatever we make it. I don't know if it was ever shown outside the US, but remember that show In Search Of...., with Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock!) years ago. It would start out with the graphic, In Search Of.....The Loch Ness Monster, or something like that. From imdb... Plot Summary for \"In Search of...\" (1976) Leonard Nimoy hosted this quasi-documentary television show which portrayed unusual natural phenomena and 'investigated' the paranormal. Its style of interspersing 'talking heads' with sensationalistic video segments may have been the forerunner of 'info-tainment.' Here's a link with some comments. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074007/ We could do... In Search of.....A Decent Career! In Search of.....A Career without Kids Films, Gladiators, Dramas with Underage Looking Actresses and Rom-Coms with fights in pools of Water! Etc...."}, {"response": 1406, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (09:55)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1407, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (09:56)", "body": "In Search of...Movies Without Thomas Sangster Doesn't that cover everything?"}, {"response": 1408, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (10:01)", "body": "Ha!"}, {"response": 1409, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (10:21)", "body": "LOL, ladies! Lisa ROTF! That picture reminds of: Rear Window, can't get it up. ;-) I think of the window incident as a metaphor: Colin is stuck in a groove... of children movies, of small parts, of non starring roles. Stuck in a groove, a non-presentational view. There's lots of groovy music to go with it. ;-)"}, {"response": 1410, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (10:41)", "body": "In Search of....A Sangsterless Film"}, {"response": 1411, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (12:47)", "body": "Perhaps the theme should just be Courage:(In Search of a Sangsterless Film) Though I have to say I've nothing against young Tom although I dread the thought of him being cast as the young Blake in Father."}, {"response": 1412, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (14:48)", "body": "The Pane of Lost Windows of Opportunity???"}, {"response": 1413, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (16:40)", "body": "(Karen), Throw me a line, guys, I'm going under. I love that. It's a great pun."}, {"response": 1414, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (17:15)", "body": "That is really good. Welcome back, Moon, BTW! :-D"}, {"response": 1415, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (17:29)", "body": "Like it, eh? Let's see... It takes more than a wet scene to make a great movie. But I still like Dorine's from this a.m. because I can get my \"Where's Waldo/Colin?\" in it."}, {"response": 1416, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (17:31)", "body": "In Search of...A Sangsterless Film )or Throw Me a Line, Guys, I'm Going Under) Too much? Go with one or the other?"}, {"response": 1417, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (19:32)", "body": "Throw me a line, for me. I'm afraid the Sangsterless film is too narrow, but a good one nonetheless."}, {"response": 1418, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (19:47)", "body": "Narrow? Narrow? Think kiddie and all you can do with that. At least that's how I intended to apply it."}, {"response": 1419, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (20:16)", "body": "(Felicity) In Search of the Lost Cause. I didn't remember you saying this Felicity, but ran across it looking for something in this thread. The Search can be for anything, though the Lost Cause may have already been found. ;-)"}, {"response": 1420, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (20:17)", "body": "Well if it's the kiddie thing you want how about throwing in the Wonderland thing. It is a children's book and Colin looks so cute in bunny ears: 'Colin in Wonderland: Throw me a line, I'm going under.' The possibilities are endless, kiddie, NC17, drugs, wet suits... and what oui want most... really good lines, really good scripts, really good directors, really good films. And I'll even throw, in really good kisses. ;-)"}, {"response": 1421, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (22:27)", "body": "(Moon) how about throwing in the Wonderland thing That is, like, so last year. ;-) How you apply the theme (still not official) is up to you. I mean, who would've ever come up with Linda's 'bags' from last year? ;-) *still having nightmares*"}, {"response": 1422, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 21, 2006 (23:25)", "body": "Or there's: National Lampoon's Colin Firth Vacation"}, {"response": 1423, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (10:26)", "body": "(Moon) how about throwing in the Wonderland thing (Karen), That is, like, so last year. ;-) Really? I must have had way too much to drink. ;-) WTTL seems to be a blur now, I can't even recall the release date. Someone throw me a line (katapun)."}, {"response": 1424, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (10:55)", "body": "How about using C-ourage! as a starting point for a Wizard of Oz theme. Some fertile ground there, someone dropping a house on his career (and it lands in London's suburbia;-); Tom Sangster as a Munchkin; etc., etc."}, {"response": 1425, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (10:59)", "body": "LOL, Mari! And somewhere over the rainbow lies ODB? ;-) Somewhere there must be the \"drop me a line... thing\""}, {"response": 1426, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (11:05)", "body": "(Moon) And somewhere over the rainbow lies ODB? ;-) Lies ODB's career dignity and quality. ;-)"}, {"response": 1427, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (11:14)", "body": "(Mari) Some fertile ground there As Glinda (postname change) would sing, \"Come out. Come out, wherever you are.\""}, {"response": 1428, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (11:15)", "body": "OMG, Mari, I love it! And I have some ideas about who could be the good and bad witches, LOL! From a graphic design standpoint, v. v. fertile ground. :-)"}, {"response": 1429, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (11:25)", "body": "Too bad \"Courage\" isn't associated with the Scarecrow (\"If I only had a brain\"). ;-)"}, {"response": 1430, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (11:32)", "body": "Yes well it seems to tie in with the kiddie theme and it's universal. He does look a bit like the Tin Man in TLL. Could we rename it The Windows of Oz?"}, {"response": 1431, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (14:49)", "body": "Dr Firth: Heal Thyself. Courage"}, {"response": 1432, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (15:03)", "body": "Uh, what?"}, {"response": 1433, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (16:05)", "body": "'Tis bad when you have to explain the joke. (Usually, the expression is 'physician, heal thyself')"}, {"response": 1434, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (18:28)", "body": "(Karen(I mean, who would've ever come up with Linda's 'bags' from last year? ;-) *still having nightmares* Linda! Sorry about the nightmares. I can't even find the photo, now. But, I know Kathy has it;-) I was also thinking about Beck's Lost Cause from DID. Baby, I'm a lost cause...so throw me a line (for Moon);-)"}, {"response": 1435, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Tue, Aug 22, 2006 (19:52)", "body": "(Linda) But, I know Kathy has it;-) snort! You never know when these things might come in *handy* ;-)"}, {"response": 1436, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (11:39)", "body": "Have been mulling over the Birthday theme further. How about something along the lines of 'What a Firth Fan Wants' to see at the box office! which could cover a multitude of all kinds of things and a message in there too ;-) I realise that its a film title from Colin's older work but as the saying goes 'any port in a .............. ;-) I'm having one of those 'mood' days too ;-("}, {"response": 1437, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (11:57)", "body": "I like it, Sue!"}, {"response": 1438, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:01)", "body": "What say the others? Remember, \"a Firth Fan\" is you, speaking as yourself and not for an entire group. But I see it having a lot of possibilities for entertainment as well as personal messages."}, {"response": 1439, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:04)", "body": "Yep, I meant the word Fan as in the *singular*. Am trying to think of an alternative to the word *Fan* though. Any suggestions?"}, {"response": 1440, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:06)", "body": "Oh, hang on, how about 'What A Firth Film Wants or 'What A Firth Role Wants' ;-)"}, {"response": 1441, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:35)", "body": "Serial posting as on second thoughts, am not so sure on my last two replacements for the word 'Fan' . To cover the singular for Fan how about 'What(I)A Firth Fan Wants ...........' ;-) The ......... giving room for individual preferences ;-)"}, {"response": 1442, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:41)", "body": "No, \"What a Firth Fan Wants\" should do. I only wanted to make sure that everyone who will post knows that she speaks for herself and isn't necessarily bound by what others say or think. Just because a certain vocal element here (of which I'm a part) often expresses dissatisfaction with Colin's career choices, that doensn't mean you can't voice your utter ecstasy with his films if that be the case. I've only required that opposing viewpoints not get personal in nature. Ugh! But that is exactly why the \"Firth fan\" reference bothers me so because I've stressed so often to new people that there is no such thing as a single Firth fan POV or a \"true Firth fan.\" What to do? What to do?"}, {"response": 1443, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:44)", "body": "I like it, but I see your point."}, {"response": 1444, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:50)", "body": "LOL, I agree, its veeeeeery tricky ;-) How about leaving out the word 'Fan' altogether so 'What A .......... Wants' from Mr Firth ;-) leaves it more 'open to all kinds of things ;-)"}, {"response": 1445, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:51)", "body": "I'm going back over all the suggestions now, as this theme has to be settled now. I'm running out of time. ;-)"}, {"response": 1446, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:58)", "body": "Why not just change \"A\" to \"This\"? \"What This Firth Fan Wants\""}, {"response": 1447, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (12:59)", "body": "Then it isn't close enough to the movie title. Loses its cachet IMO."}, {"response": 1448, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:04)", "body": "Pity Jonathan Firth is also an actor as otherwises it could have been 'What A Firth Wants'........."}, {"response": 1449, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:04)", "body": "A slight revamping of Kathryn's: Your Window of Opportunity Appears Stuck: Call the Neighbors! Call anyone!"}, {"response": 1450, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:05)", "body": "\"What This Firth Fan Wants\" I like it. :-D Must it be added to?: Throw me a line: What This Firth Fan Wants"}, {"response": 1451, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:10)", "body": "Your Window of Opportunity Appears Stuck: Call the Neighbors! Call anyone! Throw me a line: What This Firth Fan Wants LOL, I like them both ;-D"}, {"response": 1452, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:21)", "body": "How 'bout... Throw Him a Line: What This Firth Fan Wants."}, {"response": 1453, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:23)", "body": "Or Give Me a Break: What This Firth Fan Wants. Can I regift from several years ago, when I wanted him to play a deaf-mute? It's Oscar bait ya know. ;-D"}, {"response": 1454, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:24)", "body": "Works for me, Dorine. :-)"}, {"response": 1455, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:25)", "body": "Throw Him a Line: What This Firth Fan Wants. Who else likes it?"}, {"response": 1456, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:29)", "body": "Felicity mentioned the GGs, so... After kiddie films, only cross-dressing is left"}, {"response": 1457, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:32)", "body": "Throw Him a Line: What This Firth Fan Wants. Who else likes it? Yep, I like it :-)"}, {"response": 1458, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:38)", "body": "BTW, the only reason I haven't been supporting the \"Courage\" theme, which I did like, is that it would seem terribly cruel. Kicking a guy for his contribution to a worthwhile cause. I had a slight case of sensitivity on this one. ;-)"}, {"response": 1459, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (13:47)", "body": "Another thought is 'Where The BAFTA Lies?'"}, {"response": 1460, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:01)", "body": "(Sue) 'Where The BAFTA Lies?' LOL! Makes me think of 'Where the Script Hides' ;-)"}, {"response": 1461, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:06)", "body": "Maybe if it were 'Where the Oscar Lies'. Sorry, Sue. Nothing personal, but a Bafta isn't the objective from a career standpoint IMO."}, {"response": 1462, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:07)", "body": "LOL, actually after my post I thought of Oscar. Or perhaps 'Where The Award/s Lies?'"}, {"response": 1463, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:15)", "body": "I think Oscar and awards should be left out at this time. The guy still needs to work for good lines/scripts/directors."}, {"response": 1464, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:19)", "body": "Well, I must say my fertile mind and secret cache of disgusting websites is already working for What This Firth Fan Wants...WTFFW...I even like the tag. It even works for WTF F***wit;-) Kind of an individualistic roast within a roast. Everyone gets to let their imaginations run wild."}, {"response": 1465, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:29)", "body": "Good point Moon. My award/s suggestion wasn't infering that Colin hasn't got the talent or what it takes to win awards because my feelings are quite the opposite :-) but my suggestion was pointed at 'where do the awards lie?' as in good popular projects with good lines/scripts/directors etc., ;-)"}, {"response": 1466, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:37)", "body": "(Karen)I had a slight case of sensitivity on this one. ;-) See, that's the diff between you and me, Karen. You're too soft. LMAO! I certainly meant no ungratefulness for his contribution, which was very sweet and very much appreciated. I just thought the courage part was funny and Oz is full of possibilitites. Unlike the \"throw him a line\" business, which I don't get at all, other than that one picture?!. I vote keep it simple, and not try to tack on three different themes together."}, {"response": 1467, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:42)", "body": "Where the Good Script Lies: Not Yet Rated"}, {"response": 1468, "author": "Gussie", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:44)", "body": "(Mari) Oz is full of possibilitites. I liked your Wizard of Oz suggestion as well. I keep seeing those flying char-monkeys."}, {"response": 1469, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (14:45)", "body": "Karen, ROFLOMA :-D"}, {"response": 1470, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (15:54)", "body": "I feel like sticking all those ideas up on the wall and playing pin the tail on the donkey. ;-0"}, {"response": 1471, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (16:07)", "body": "LOL, do you have NMP's donkey in mind by any chance ;-)"}, {"response": 1472, "author": "BonnieR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (16:22)", "body": "Returning to Dorine's theme \" In Search of...._________\" A Firth Class Career. Ties in the idea of Karen's where's waldo/colin, Sue's wtffw, Mari's courage (he'll need it)and Kathryn's opportunities. It keeps it simple, as Mari suggested, and yet yields multiple avenues that would all apply."}, {"response": 1473, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (16:46)", "body": "(Mari), Unlike the \"throw him a line\" business, which I don't get at all, other than that one picture?!. It's a pun. Line as good lines, scripts. Which he desperately needs, IMO."}, {"response": 1474, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (17:09)", "body": "(Mari) See, that's the diff between you and me, Karen. You're too soft. Or I lack 'Courage'? ;-) Well, I have more than enough backbone for two. Does anyone else think it would be tasteless (not in a 'gutter' sense)? If not, then it's back in play as far as I'm concerned. (Mari), Unlike the \"throw him a line\" business, which I don't get at all, other than that one picture?!. It needs the full treatment: \"Throw me a line, guys! I'm sinking.\" There are endless possibilities to discuss his latest choice of project with that one."}, {"response": 1475, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (19:22)", "body": "(Karen)Does anyone else think it would be tasteless (not in a 'gutter' sense)? If not, then it's back in play as far as I'm concerned. Not totally tasteless, but I'll agree (because it's my least favorite theme;-)"}, {"response": 1476, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (19:28)", "body": "Personally I don't have the courage to be satirical about 'courage';-)"}, {"response": 1477, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (21:29)", "body": "I'm leaning toward \"In Search of...Better Roles\" It's pretty concise. But doesn't have a monkey tie-in on the downside. ;-)"}, {"response": 1478, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (21:31)", "body": "Ooooooooooooooooo! Continuing with the Leonard Nimoy theme. In Search of...Better Roles: Beam Him Down!"}, {"response": 1479, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (21:41)", "body": "\"In Search of...Better Roles\" Better Roles is a bit, um, bland to me. I like the idea, but it's kind of matter of fact and obvious. Do you know what I mean? Bonnie's had a cute little play on words, though they both essentially are the same theme. And I don't think I'm too keen on the last bit."}, {"response": 1480, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (21:41)", "body": "Combining some thoughts: \"Your Window of Opportunity Appears Stuck: What This Firth Fan Wants\" That would leave it [the window, of course ;-)] open for people to present plus and minus opinions for past, present, and future work. ????"}, {"response": 1481, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Aug 29, 2006 (22:01)", "body": "\"Your Window of Opportunity Appears Stuck: I did mean to say I found that funny previously."}, {"response": 1482, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (07:23)", "body": "I like it Kathryn. Does seem to take in all sorts of things."}, {"response": 1483, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (08:24)", "body": "I like the: \"Throw Him a Line\" Lots of interpretations there"}, {"response": 1484, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (09:30)", "body": "Me too Evelyn. I understand what you mean about the char monkey, Karen, so why not work in the sword, there are plenty of pictures of him in very odd poses, LOL! Now if I could only think of a few. Stuck with the sword, throw him a line. Must think. Karen I agree with on \"courage\"."}, {"response": 1485, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (09:36)", "body": "No swords. As I said before. Been done to death."}, {"response": 1486, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (09:38)", "body": "Oh, cherie, but they will make an appearance. ;-)"}, {"response": 1487, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (09:44)", "body": "I like a combination of the 'Window Of Opportunity/Throw Me A Line/What This (A) Fan Wants'. I also agree about the 'Courage' suggestion. LOL Karen, I can hear a paraphrased Mr Bennet quote \"No swords, I beg you Ladies, no swords\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1488, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (09:50)", "body": "I like it Sue. More is more (see sword reference). ;-)"}, {"response": 1489, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (11:20)", "body": "And now, a really cruel one: And when was the last time you saw a really good Colin Firth film?"}, {"response": 1490, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (13:28)", "body": "Ouch, Karen!"}, {"response": 1491, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (14:42)", "body": "I told you. That one rated a 10 on the cruelty scale. Anyway, I don't have anymore time to dither around with the theme. What This Girl Wants is the 2006 theme."}, {"response": 1492, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (14:45)", "body": "Hallelujah , a decision! :-) Now, if I can think of what to do.... ;-)"}, {"response": 1493, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (14:53)", "body": "Hey, I wasn't management for nuthin'"}, {"response": 1494, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (15:00)", "body": "LOL Karen, Curious to know if you used NMP's pin the donkey on the tail technique for your final decision ;-)) on second thoughts, don't answer that ;-) Now reaching for my thinking cap, clone tool and photobucket ;-)"}, {"response": 1495, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (16:35)", "body": "The excitement is palpable. :-("}, {"response": 1496, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (17:58)", "body": "What This Girl Wants : Throw Him a line (Hey, I haven't hung around Moon for nine yrs. fer nothin';-)))))"}, {"response": 1497, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (18:08)", "body": "Un beso, Evelyn! :-D I'm joining in the conga line ."}, {"response": 1498, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Aug 30, 2006 (23:50)", "body": "What This Girl Wants: Throw Him A Line LOL, joining the conga line too, I like the add on, can be interpruted all kinds of ways ;-)"}, {"response": 1499, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (11:42)", "body": "It doesn't make a great deal of sense, since it implies everyone at this site believes he needs a lifeline, which they do not. The colon doesn't work and it can't be replaced by an 'or' either. If you want to use the second bit, go ahead as a personal message."}, {"response": 1500, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (11:48)", "body": "What? You're not joining the conga line , Karen? ;-)"}, {"response": 1501, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (11:50)", "body": "Well, I might, as one of the day's posters. But as a theme, no I can't. Kathryn, what say you, in your professional capacity (English teacher)? ;-)"}, {"response": 1502, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (11:58)", "body": "Yes, I see what your saying Karen, but couldn't 'throw him a line' be interpruted in many different ways? ;-)"}, {"response": 1503, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (12:08)", "body": "Yes, and it will. But this shouldn't stop you from using that 'line' in your messages."}, {"response": 1504, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (12:32)", "body": "Actually, I'm also not joining the conga line and I didn't find it made much sense either."}, {"response": 1505, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Aug 31, 2006 (16:15)", "body": "In this usage, the colon indicates a list or related item(s) to the words preceding it, which the \"line\" phrase does not, but, 100 years from now, who'll care anyway? ;-)"}, {"response": 1506, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Sep  1, 2006 (18:24)", "body": "Hmmmm, to conga or not to conga:that is the question."}, {"response": 1507, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  1, 2006 (18:55)", "body": "...Whether 'tis nobler in the feet to suffer the corns and bunions of outrageous congas...;-)"}, {"response": 1508, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  2, 2006 (10:04)", "body": "And all for the firth prize. ;-)"}, {"response": 1509, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sun, Sep  3, 2006 (18:27)", "body": "Janet, this is the quick way in. Might as well keep posting here for the next week. Actually just checked out how we got to What this girl wants. Hey ho...the halcyon days of 2003. But I get the point."}, {"response": 1510, "author": "janet2", "date": "Tue, Sep  5, 2006 (19:08)", "body": "With Karen's help. I've finally managed to join the pre-party!"}, {"response": 1511, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (13:36)", "body": "(Kathryn) Re: new idea's for the birthday theme. As I've already worked up something based on the previous choice (and others may have, too), I hope it will be okay just to stay with that. I get the message. Boy, it is really tempting to change the theme now but I understand. \"Camp Collywobbles (no missionaries need apply)\" would've been my choice. ;-)"}, {"response": 1512, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (13:44)", "body": "\"Camp Collywobbles (no missionaries need apply)\" A wooded retreat for women who have fallen ass over tits for Frothy. ;-)"}, {"response": 1513, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (13:51)", "body": "A wooded retreat for women who have fallen ass over tits for Frothy. ;-) I need to take a toke and think on it... but I believe the expression is 'ass over tit', in the singular. Am clueless why?"}, {"response": 1514, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:08)", "body": "Like, wow, maybe you're right. Far out . . ."}, {"response": 1515, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:16)", "body": "LOL, the new theme does sound funny and RE's memoirs or Colin have have supplied me with some much needed fodder ;-) How about the two themes be somehow blended together? that way those whom have prepared their posts need not re-work them or can adjust, but this way it suits those whom would prefer the new theme. First thing that comes into my head is 'Collywobbles, camps the pot, but What does This Girl Want?'"}, {"response": 1516, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:17)", "body": "What Does This Girl Want? To Go to Camp Collywobbles!"}, {"response": 1517, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:19)", "body": "Is this birthday party going public? What This Girl Wants is general enough to allow anything really but if I had planned something specific along those lines I wouldn't want the theme to change now. But for the sake of making the theme more contemporary for the visitors, maybe you could do a Welcome to Camp Collywobbles come inside and find out What This Girl Wants.Or something. Think with all the latest news it will be a free for all anyway.... Does anyone in the UK remember which advert had it's tag line 'It's Frothy,Man'?"}, {"response": 1518, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:21)", "body": "ROFLOL, Excellent, I love it :-) how about adding the Frothy part too ;-) Can't thank RE enough for this ;-) What Does This Girl Want? to Go to Camp Collywobbles and go and get Frothy!"}, {"response": 1519, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:23)", "body": "LOL, Felicity, yes I remember 'It's Frothy Man', I can hear the advert in my head now. I believe it was by Cresta."}, {"response": 1520, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:31)", "body": "Am lovin the new ideas! LOL! I'm hoping the birthday party won't be public, as I'm working on stuff I don't want shared outside of here. Plus, I have a cyber stalker from my Bridget site, and I don't want him/her accessing my images and email."}, {"response": 1521, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:33)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1522, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:34)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1523, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:34)", "body": "LOL! I think if we all called him Frothy for this birthday, it might be fun. Happy birthday Frothy! I had not managed anything yet for the party, because of the Firth funk I was in. But now with Frothy, I'm a happy camper at Camp Collywobbles. ;-D"}, {"response": 1524, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:36)", "body": "Excellent idea, Felicity! Welcome to Camp Collywobbles! Come Inside and Find Out What This Girl Wants Would this work for everyone who has already spent gazillion hours in preparation?"}, {"response": 1525, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:37)", "body": "Karen that was very bold of you. ;-) (Lisa)I have a cyber stalker from my Bridget site, and I don't want him/her accessing my images and email. Really? Do tell. I look forward to your goodies on Sunday."}, {"response": 1526, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:38)", "body": "Karen has usually opened up the site for his birthday....you know, in case he wants to see what he's getting. ;-) I'm much more into this theme as well. Had nothing planned yet. Though I do plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend. ;-))"}, {"response": 1527, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:41)", "body": "LOL, excellent idea, works for me and the best of both worlds :-)"}, {"response": 1528, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:51)", "body": "Lisa, I'll email you. But yes, I was definitely planning on opening it up to the public again."}, {"response": 1529, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (14:58)", "body": "Yup, I can definitely handle the change. Just a few minor adjustments to one post, and lots of smug Frothy ideas for the rest. LOL, who knew? Ah yes, the Boss wasn't in management for nothin;-)"}, {"response": 1530, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (15:16)", "body": "Karen, I'm not sure how many posts are used on his bday, but maybe, you should start a new one on that day, to link to the site, that way there is not risk of an interuption. The remaining posts in this topic can be used for future plannings."}, {"response": 1531, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (15:24)", "body": "Only a couple hundred, but I'll see if it is necessary."}, {"response": 1532, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (15:58)", "body": "I'm fine with the new theme title. I have some time to work on a few variations with what I have. :-)"}, {"response": 1533, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (16:32)", "body": "(Dorine) I plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend I don't blame you! Plenty here to hold the virtual fort. Good luck with the real thing."}, {"response": 1534, "author": "mari", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (16:51)", "body": "(Dorine) I plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend Go, Dorine! Given the neighborhood of the recent sightings, a stroll by that hotel that houses Russell Crowe's projectile telephones is in order.;-)"}, {"response": 1535, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (17:05)", "body": "(Me) I plan to be out and about in the city sometime this weekend As does every Firth fan within a 50 miles radius, to the same hotel. ;-)"}, {"response": 1536, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (17:08)", "body": "(Felicity) Plenty here to hold the virtual fort. Good luck with the real thing. I'll take my \"baby\" laptop with wireless with me so I can join along when I can. ;-) Hey, and if I get lucky, he'll be able to join too, if he doesn't have a computer handy. ;-D"}, {"response": 1537, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Sep  7, 2006 (17:10)", "body": "Hey, Moon is all concerned about this topic not having enough messages for this year's birthday party and..."}, {"response": 1538, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (19:00)", "body": "And we\ufffdve invited the Demissionator (aka Rupert) to make sure that Frothy has the time of his life at this year\ufffds party. Not that the Ladies of Drool need any help telling the Birthday Boy what position they like or what position they\ufffdd like him to take...er, on any number of geopolitical, social and career issues. Get yourself some liquid refreshment of choice, lots and lots of munchies, and light up! Cause this party is going to be, like man, the coolest yet!"}, {"response": 1539, "author": "janet2", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (19:13)", "body": "I'd like to be the first to wish Colin a very happy 46th birthday. -I must learn how to post pics and graphics for next year:-(( When Colin has finished all his upcoming projects, I'd like to suggest a wonderful, relaxing holiday destination for him. - The tiny Greek island of Ericousa, just off the coast of Corfu, where a certain plant grows widely among the hedgerows!"}, {"response": 1540, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (19:28)", "body": "Got Pot? Actor Colin Firth. Rupe's cannabis products Camp Collywobbles.org Happy Birthday, Frothy!"}, {"response": 1541, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (20:01)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1542, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (20:14)", "body": "But, Colin, I thought we were going to Hollywood so you could meet with some important directors and get better scripts?"}, {"response": 1543, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (20:59)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1544, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:00)", "body": "ROTF Karen and Lisa!! Colin, just a simple Happy 46th from me at the moment. Prezzies soon to come!"}, {"response": 1545, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:15)", "body": "Happy Birthday Frothy! You knew I would be making your birthday bash this year, old boy. I also brought a little stash just for you Do pass it around, Collywobbles, don\ufffdt get caught holding it too long, remember what happened the last time?"}, {"response": 1546, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:16)", "body": "Welcome to Camp Collywobbles, Frothy, and your own palatial cabin! You'll have privacy to indulge in some activities that should relax you, even if you do become a bit giggly, but you'll also have time to work on forcing open that jammed window of opportunity. How can it be done, you ask? Simple! Just apply What This Girl Wants to your career goals and standards. WHAT--Working Habitually At Theatres. It's been a L-O-N-G time since you were on stage, and I'd like the opportunity of seeing you in a live performance before my and completely fail to function. THIS--Trying Hollywood, Insuring Screens. Why not meet the in Hollywood and audition for a big-budget project with a big-name studio that will actually promote your picture? GIRL--Get Interested in R-rated Labels. Nothing wrong with showing skin when you have a tantalizing physique like yours. I'd like to feel some scorching again when watching you in a love scene. (Please note, contrary to RE's statement, Frothy's non-missionary positions. ) WANTS--World-wide Acknowledgement Noting Talents & Skills The Darcys may have been both blessings and banes for you, but look at the recognition you received. A little knowledge may be a dangerous thing, but little name recognition for an actor is a dangerous thing, especially one as talented as you. What this girl wants, besides some of this for herself, is for you to do quality work in films, TV, and theatre that will garner that recognition for you and your talents. Oh, what the hell. You're talented AND gorgeous, and I'll be in the audience, watching whatever you do. \"Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war!\" HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROTHY! Thanks to firthessence, firthissimo, firth.com, et. al."}, {"response": 1547, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:28)", "body": "Happy Birthday Frothy! Hey, I read Rupert\ufffds book too. It\ufffds a great day to be at Camp Collywobbles. It just so happens that, this girl, Moon, my good friend, has been after me to have you as a guest on my show. But as I have explained to her, you need to have a new movie or a popular TV show. Which brings me to her list, \ufffdwhat this girl wants\ufffd. You don\ufffdt want to find yourself on the dark side of the Moon, so just click on her name above and send her an email. Her ideas and advice you must hear. Plus, she can also suggest some fab CD\ufffds for you. Ok, Moonerella, you take it from here. See you in LA."}, {"response": 1548, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:42)", "body": "I\ufffdm rolling them as quickly as I can! Happy Birthday Frothy! Enjoy, the party is just getting started. See you later alligator."}, {"response": 1549, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:43)", "body": "OMG, Kathryn! How risqu\ufffd for you! I imagine some eyes across the pond will pop out when they check in later. LOL!"}, {"response": 1550, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:46)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1551, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (21:48)", "body": "From Evelyn, who couldn't be here today I organized a little party for you...here in Russia Now how\ufffds about giving me a Caviar Role"}, {"response": 1552, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:06)", "body": "I'd like to register now for Camp Collywobbles! This is the place to be with so many witty people. :-) What a great start to the party!"}, {"response": 1553, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:16)", "body": "Happy birthday Colin Firth!"}, {"response": 1554, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:24)", "body": "Blimey! Had a hard job tearing my eyes of Kathryn's post. UKcentric post alert: HELLO CAMPERS The New Entertainment team are here to keep you amused even if you don't want to be. Here the children are lining up to play 'Guess What's Under the Hat?' HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN! Original I know(was the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last year),but I thought the definitive version of Lemon Tree is on it so..... Oh and thank goodness Rupert Hector split the beans about your guilty secret. I've gone for the socks as well. Got to cover up those bunions."}, {"response": 1555, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:32)", "body": "Oh dear! Missing the end center tag, Felicity. Could you repost and I'll delete the above?"}, {"response": 1556, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:33)", "body": "trying to fix myself"}, {"response": 1557, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:50)", "body": "Felicity, if I guess correctly for what's under the hat (and it's such a tall hat, isn't it?), do I get to see it? ;-)"}, {"response": 1558, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (22:59)", "body": "Layout template by Valerie Randall"}, {"response": 1559, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (23:21)", "body": "Love everyone's greetings thus far; I agree with Kathryn--wot a witty bunch! And Kathryn, how can anyone top yours? Amazing! Karen, am lovin' the camp! (In all senses of the word. :-)) Moon, so glad Craig came; he's my guilty pleasure! I've become one of his cheeky wee monkeys. ;-)"}, {"response": 1560, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (23:29)", "body": "Lisa, my check is in the mail for your magazine! Now, this is what should be at my local newsstand. :-)"}, {"response": 1561, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (23:45)", "body": "Egoyan tells of alien abductions! ROTFLOL! I think we've already seen the \"shocking pics,\" haven't we? ;-) And the inevitable Colin Farrell mention. Lisa, that's brilliant! I want to subscribe too."}, {"response": 1562, "author": "Tress", "date": "Sat, Sep  9, 2006 (23:46)", "body": "I have heard through the grapevine that Colinnnnnn may have made a few new friends.... Suppose that means they will need an invite and the proper party favors.... Suppose they'll get the munchies too so best to be prepared...... Party on Frothy !!!!"}, {"response": 1563, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (00:36)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1564, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (00:43)", "body": "Dude, like there's this thing, this big thing, in front of my face. It's amazing, really! It's like something's grown out of my body. Whoa! That's so cool. Hungarian Translator (translated back to English): Mr Firth said that he always had an admiration for Mr Egoyan\ufffds body of work but when they met face to face to work on this film, it grew even bigger."}, {"response": 1565, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (01:02)", "body": "What this girl wants is for Katie Couric to conduct a probing, memorable interview which finally will give Colin national exposure in the US. Erm, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..... Wait, Colon, go back! Oops, I mean Colin.... Oh well; nevermind! Hope you have a Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 1566, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (01:42)", "body": "Ok everyone, listen up, it\ufffds time to meet the new Camp Counselor, Rupert! Hello happy Collywobbles campers! My name is Rupert and I want to make sure you brought essential supplies needed at camp. For those middle of the night trips to the outhouses, or to see your best friend in another cabin\ufffd. Cookies and marshmallows for roasting and just in case the munchies creep up, *cough* unexpectedly. Since this is the 21st century, you\ufffdd need one of these Rather than one of these, since you seem to get lost on the way to finding some interesting projects rather frequently of late. I\ufffdll be back in a while so we can play some camp games!"}, {"response": 1567, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (04:17)", "body": "What This Girl Wants - Any position.(still recovering from Kathryn's post) The 'Whoa! Hang on minute let me get Kev off me first' position The 'Didums hurt your handy wandy in the window?Full body hug position' The 'Can you stop thinking I'm drowning position' Also known as the wish fulfilment I'm small enough not to be seen position. And finally the 'Platonic chat, non-paternal cuddle in bed, you take your clothes off I'll keep mine on' position."}, {"response": 1568, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (08:14)", "body": "Rupert, what the hell was in that weed? Last night I dreamt I rolled one this big I saw myself in a brass bed on top of a bus. My feet were huge."}, {"response": 1569, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (08:41)", "body": "Uh oh! There's a missing tag in there somewhere. But I loved the \"my feet were huge\" bit, Linda! LOL!"}, {"response": 1570, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (09:05)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1571, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (09:06)", "body": "Sorry to be sooooooooo late to the party and in my hurry to get here I've left behind the pressies!!Nevermind I can remember what I wrote on the label! \"Happy birthday my dearest loveliest 'Frothy'....you are all this girl could want!\" HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!"}, {"response": 1572, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (09:32)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin! You are exactly \"What This Girl Wants\""}, {"response": 1573, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:13)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin As an Actor I'm sure you will agree that all good camps enjoy a wide variety of light and 'in-tents'entertainment. Ive been dabbling with a little film production and editing of my own, using your work as my source material (Psstt, didn't think you would mind!) The following clips are mainly a collective example of 'What This Girl Wants' and has enjoyed from your many varied projects. Its a bit of fun, so stick around ;-) ********************************************************* Watch the Drama unfold ********************************************************* The Web Of Intrigue and Suspense! ********************************************************* Be Still My Beating Heart!! ********************************************************* In At The Deep End! ********************************************************* Uh Oh! Watch the joint, Collywobbles has gone potty ;-) ********************************************************* and when times get 'lean' there's always the 'Naked Truth' to fall back on!! ********************************************************* Before the end credits roll and on a personal note, a customised autograph is always a joy to behold! I would like to thank my friends (you know who you are) whom have assisted me in the making of this production, both with herbal and previews advice ;-) But, the person whom I would most like to thank is dear 'Frothy' Colin, for all the fun, thrills and spills your films and work bring to me :-) PS, Am still baking your cake and wrapping your present, so more to come later ;-)"}, {"response": 1574, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:23)", "body": "LOL, this party is hoppin! The tributes are amazing. (Karen)Uh oh! There's a missing tag in there somewhere. Thanks, Boss. I forgot to be careful out there;-)"}, {"response": 1575, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:27)", "body": "Great job, ladies! Love it Sue. Lisa, I want to subscribe too. Kathryn, you make me blush, LOL! Karen, the link is not set up on the cf site front page. Back to the camp. That last toke blew me away!"}, {"response": 1576, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:27)", "body": "Happy Birthday Frothy! Come join the fun, have something to eat. We are rolling some of these too and both go divinely with Dom Cheers! Happy 46th! So what is going on with you Colin? You\ufffdve made some strange choices lately. Getting to it, this girl wants to know where\ufffds it at with you? And since I always bring the music to your party, Beck is here to sing for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bitu1PCvC_s Get to Hollywood, audition for the parts Hugh Jackman is getting, stop living in your own private Idaho as the B-52\ufffds sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpOmwxeFseE That\ufffds the only way you will get to roam around the world and get the worthwhile leads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIAGF1qaSB0&mode=related&search ="}, {"response": 1577, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:34)", "body": "Brava, Sue!! Loved your clips. How you managed to put a J in his mouth and get it puffing...I'm in awe of your expertise. And your clipboard icons. Too funny! The Naked Truth and Water were favs."}, {"response": 1578, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:37)", "body": "what a sparkling dizzying head spinning start! just to name a few: lisalisalisa.... ok, now the drool franchise has newspapers (although doobious in quality) as well as toy factories and internet empires. tress is back ! yeeepee! rofffff dorine! is the gps supposed to help the poor guy find the proper position, er... sorry location ??? keep on rolling! (am still photoshopping like crazy and having trouble uploading stuff, but it should be ok in a mo'...)"}, {"response": 1579, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:40)", "body": "What a fantastic presentation, Sue! Would you please arrange for me to get a special autograph, too? ;-)"}, {"response": 1580, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (10:44)", "body": "Great post Sue..looking forward to more'pressies' later!"}, {"response": 1581, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (11:15)", "body": "LOL, Karen, at tokin' granny! Felicity, love your discourse on positions. ;-) Do, LOL at the GPS for his career moves! Tress! So Glad to have you back! Cheech and Chong, indeed. ;-) And Sue, well done on the animations! I know those all took a lot of time to make, and you did a wonderul job! I haven't tried to make one since Colin's last BD, but your work is inspiring!"}, {"response": 1582, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (11:39)", "body": "hahaha! hey sue, is it a best of the wobbly bits kind of thing ! brilliant!!!!! the more animatronicolins the better ! and look at him huffing and puffing his way throught he difficult bits of his choreography, ROTF!"}, {"response": 1583, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (11:50)", "body": "Uh Oh, Im late joining in the fun as have had untold, numerous techie hitches here. Still, better late than never. Pass me some of that weed Colin ;-) ROFLOL, my sides ache from laughter. Karen - ROFLOL, love the intro. Kathryn - Well this lady the other side of the pond is laughing her a*se off at those **fanning herself** nakid pix. Good to see Colin's tantalizing physic is getting a good airing today ;-) Felicity - The Hi-de-hi is waaay too funny. Come on then, lets see whats under that hat ;-)) Lisa - ROFLOL, your Colin colonoscopy is hillarious. I Can't hardly type for laughing. Love the magazine too. Add my name to the subscripts list. Sophie - Hope your uploading problem is sorted now. Earlier I had untold problems with a host site. Thankfully my DH threw me a line to his small website. Back to icing Frothy's cake ;-)"}, {"response": 1584, "author": "Tress", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (11:51)", "body": "I've been away for a while so I hope I get this right. I heard that this year's Birthday theme was \"What This Girl Wants\" I figured that Collywobbles and I have a few of things that we would BOTH want. Like world peace, no roaming charges, loooooong Italian vacations, coffee for everyone on the planet, a loo always close at hand and a few blunts (jussss keeding...about the coffee )...but it's not about what HE wants anymore! It's allllll about what I want...and I have a list. Hmmmm....let me think..... Okay, maybe I'll start with what this girl DOESN'T want. David Hasselhof, naked....and with puppies....don't want ! and......this \"meat hat\". Don't think it would look good with my party outfit (or any party outfit). I'll pass...thanks! And this guy.... Mr. Fitness Made Simple....he scares me...don't need him! And now...the things I would like, more specifically, What This Girl Wants from Mr. Firth. First, I'd like him to and then to and then I'd like to see his or his ... I can see Colin is a bit confused by my list.... http://inkycircus.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/swearing_1.jpg\" > p> I'll make it simple....Colin, what this girl wants is more of this (Cuz I can really get behind a cause that makes you wet! ): and some more of this (Snogging Colin Firth in the snow while wearing tiny knickers is probably as perfect as it gets\ufffd.well\ufffd.it could be more perfect if there were unicorns and a rainbow and maybe a few butterflies): Collywobbles I\ufffdve made you some special brownies and I\ufffdm just waiting for them to cool down\ufffd.in the meantime\ufffd. ....I still want to see your"}, {"response": 1585, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:03)", "body": "Hello hello wonderful ladies of Drool... Well it's been a year already (how time flies when you're high as a kite) but we haven't wasted our time here at Cryptic smoking exotic ciggies like we did two years ago. And, what a coincidence, we heard Mr. F. has just been caught red handed, that is, the hand in the stash box (so that should be \"acapulco gold handed\", mhhh that's a bit stretched, even for us). What a change from the sedate mundane bordeline depressed guy of last year! Is it the 46th hitting (no pun intended) my friend???? And WHOA WHOA WHOA! the party is already getting out of control! Naked butts here and there, and I'm not talking about no Advocate here miss Sue, no no no. Well, it seems to us the drool board as well as our dear boy need a serious kick in the backside, and a reality check, all for their own good of course. And since we're also in for a little money (as usual), let me do you the honor of our new product: a video game based on our actual accomodations here at Cryptic, where you've all just won a fantastic week-end (incl. transfers from the airport AND a free case of beer. We may be against drugs, but boy, how we drink): CRYPTIC Inc. presents welcome to camp collowi... calliwoo... oh *fuck it*! welcome to BOOT CAMP DROOL\ufffd , you pot-smoking no-good pinko scums ! Now you're going to suffer. No mercy. No more whining. No more fumbling for your words or fishing for a line. After a week with us, you'll be the toast of Hollywood. Our fine establishment has been welcoming patients, err... sorry, clients since 1854. Our motto: quit the trip & get a grip. Just check out our alumni books, that'll bring you down: Here is our first promotion, the class of 1854, but hey! what is this ???? what's going on in the ranks ! oh never mind... Just jump to 1914 will you ? But... What the... On this guy's knees, is this a...? Hrmpf! I thought the archives had been dusted but obviously.. Oh no, now it's the 1945 class ! Talk about a bad start.. Well I hope it won't have running away from BOOT CAMP DROOL\ufffd because we had a few things for you in mind. Now Mr. F., get ready, slip into something comfortable, go fetch yourself a beer, and we'll start the game at the first level."}, {"response": 1586, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:17)", "body": "Yippee! Cryptic's back, and the tears are rolling down this reader's cheeks. This is bound to distract me from what I'm working...but nevermind, we've got all day! welcome to BOOT CAMP DROOL\ufffd, you pot-smoking no-good pinko scums! LOL! Evelyn would love this. But pls amend: 'you pot-smoking no-good pinko scum who sit in first class on planes.' Our motto: quit the trip & get a grip. Ha! Tress, what's with the censorship? Have to agree with this: Cuz I can really get behind a cause that makes you wet! Truly a no-brainer. ;-)"}, {"response": 1587, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:18)", "body": "Gather round my little Collywobbles. Time to play some games! First one is called... Who Me, Embarrassed? This is a fun \ufffdwho is it?\ufffd game. Pass out sheets of paper and have everyone write down one embarrassing thing that has happened to them. Crumple it up and then collect them in a bowl or paper plate. Then go around in a circle one-by-one and have each person take a crumpled paper and read the embarrassing situation aloud. They can then try to guess who the person is. Ok, everyone done? I\ufffdll pick the first one. *unfolds paper* Oh my, well you only had to write one, but here\ufffds one with 4. Let\ufffds see who this might be\ufffd.. ** I can\ufffdt do a viable American accent which limits the roles I can take in Hollywood. ** I seem to be attracted to directors and screenwriters with limited experience and potential for limited exposure to worldwide audiences, and to legendary directors who can\ufffdt get projects off the ground or seem to put them off indefinitely for other ones. ** I make little to no effort to court Hollywood, which negates the need for me to put effort into perfecting my American accent. ** Hugh Jackman seems to be getting all the roles I could be really good in because I\ufffdm just not *that* bankable (see # 1 and 3). Alright campers, time to guess who that might be\ufffd.Anyone? Anyone? Ok, that was fun, wasn\ufffdt it? Next, we\ufffdll play that old standby\ufffd.. Truth or Dare Colin, how about you go first. And for you, we\ufffdll do a Truth and Dare just to show everyone how to play and give all these girls what they want\ufffd..some insight into where your career might be going and why. Ok, Colin, first is Truth\ufffd.. Do you really have any significant professional ambition at all at this point or would you rather just fade into semi-obscurity, taking the kids to school everyday, lending your name and image to various ad campaigns for a variety of charitable organizations and acting in the occasional TV project or kiddie film (with or without epic scope)? And the dare\ufffd. I dare you to actively pursue significantly viable projects in Hollywood or elsewhere that put your considerable talents and appeal to their proper use before these lovely ladies\ufffd interest start drifting to someone like the guy who\ufffds been heavily compared to you lately, Richard Armitage. He can brood with the best of 'em and wears a pretty mean cravat, too... or not Enough of the games. Time to get outside for some exercise! *fingers and toes crossed I transferred this all correctly*"}, {"response": 1588, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:18)", "body": "CAMP COLLYWOBBLE RULES Pets allowed. Alcoholic beverages allowed. Smoking allowed. Please help in conserving water by not taking showers longer than five minutes, group showers are encouraged. Conserve energy by turning off lights, use candles. Swim attire is not required to and from the pools and hot tubs. Other Considerations: Please be careful with the high altitude (9000 feet). Do not overexert yourself and wear sun-block, as you may burn much more easily. Please ask our staff for other help in dealing with the altitude. Birthday parties allowed, no chaperones neccesary."}, {"response": 1589, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:40)", "body": "Time to take you higher, got the muchies? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnKmhOu0Gio"}, {"response": 1590, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:40)", "body": "Found this older AP report of Katie Couric\ufffds press conference for the Television Critics Association after it was announced she was taking over the CBS Evening News : PASADENA, Calif. - Katie Couric said Sunday she\ufffds ready to take over a revamped \ufffdCBS Evening News\ufffd that aims for in-depth, nuanced coverage of world events \ufffd and more than ready to be the newscaster rather than the news. \ufffdI\ufffdm really excited, obviously, to get started, to stop talking about this and actually to start doing the job,\ufffd Couric said at a news conference. Couric and her new boss, CBS News and Sports president Sean McManus, sought to focus on the newscast itself without giving away too many specifics. She\ufffds succeeding longtime anchor Dan Rather, who left last month. \ufffdIt will be different, it will be new, it will be fresh and most of all it will be intelligent, it will be relevant and it will be transparent,\ufffd McManus said. When asked what changes she envisioned making to the program\ufffds format, Couric replied that she would be bolstering the slate of roving reporters from which the Evening News draws. Her chief correspondent for in-depth looks at social issues is expected to be a future Nobel Prize candidate and sometime-when-he-feels-like-it actor Colin Firth. At one point, while questioning was under way, Couric bristled in her highly likeable way about some concerns over Mr Firth\ufffds journalistic credentials. She replied that it should be evident to all that CBS needs more pretty faces on air during the news. \ufffdYou wouldn\ufffdt want to look at Bono, would you?\ufffd is how she illustrated it for the press corps. Moreover, she alluded to a personal commitment made to an international philanthropic organization, which she referred to as the TTB, to keep the spotlight on meaningful issues. Couric then interrupted the press conference to ask whether her coffee was Fair Trade. One of her producers was subsequently sent out to Trader Joe\ufffds to procure the right beans. Couric was also asked about another new initiative referred to as Firth Features and the rumor that Colin Firth might be chief correspondent of news aimed at children. She responded that her producers are working most vigorously in this growth area and expect the Saturday morning program to be on air once certain preproduction decisions have been made. Her creative team needs to determine the type of wig Firth will wear, the music and the garish color scheme for the sets. Chartreuse is a distinct possibility. Negotiations are under way to bring Thomas Sangster onboard to be the new Downing Street correspondent, as he\ufffdll next play Tony Blair in a big-budget film in the development phase for Universal Pictures. Couric\ufffds daughters are believed to be co-producing the Sangster segments. McManus urged patience for the new program, saying it would take time to evolve."}, {"response": 1591, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:56)", "body": "Tress, welcome back...and where are the X-rated pictures??? Sophie, I don't know it I could make it at your boot camp, but I'd sure try since there's one face I keep seeing there. Dorine, remind me never to play Truth or Dare with you! Karen, I know more is coming...can't wait. :-) Moon, your camp rules rule!"}, {"response": 1592, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (12:59)", "body": "(Kathryn) Sophie, I don't know it I could make it at your boot camp, but I'd sure try since there's one face I keep seeing there. The little foliage on the bayonet was a lovely touch, if I do say so myself. ;-)"}, {"response": 1593, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (13:02)", "body": "Now that I think about it, seems rather appropriate that Frothy is replacing Woody Harrelson in Then She Found Me. ;-)"}, {"response": 1594, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (13:20)", "body": "You are a super SAGO in my book! Here's an oldie but goodie with a bit o' dark push thrown in for good measure."}, {"response": 1595, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (13:40)", "body": "Hey Frothy, heard it's your Birthday! 46... scary, eh? Just a little advice: Don't that joint, my friend, pass it over... or you might start keeping company with these guys: Then you will have run for office, or might even end up like this queen;-))(My personal favorite Candidate of the Year) This Girl Wants to see you on the silver screen frequently- NOT, the Evening News. Here's looking at you kid! Happy Birthday!"}, {"response": 1596, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (13:47)", "body": "OMG, Peggy! Too funny! Is that the Kinkster? LOVE him. And Soph, glad to know Cryptic is still in business. ;-) That bootcamp looks scary! Can't wait to see what else you have up your talented sleeve. LOL, Do, at Truth or Dare. Hey, where's Mari?"}, {"response": 1597, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (13:50)", "body": "(sung to Allan Sherman's \"Hello Mudduh, Hello Faddah!\") Hello Drooler, gobble, gobble. Here I am at Camp Collywobble. Camp is very unrestraining, And I'm lighting up a joint--so entertaining. I went tripping with dear Rupert, But he left me as the culprit. I remember seeing boss-men, But I giggled so much, I really lost it then. All these Droolers love my wobblies, And the lake has naked bodies, And none here acts like a rector, So I happ'ly follow rules set by the camp director. Now I don't want this should cause fear, But my roommate has no stash here. It's not cool to act like a narky, So he's omitted from our late night toking party. Wait a minute, folks are smiling, And they all look so beguiling. Gee, it's fun here--I feel better, And I don't give a damn who may see this letter."}, {"response": 1598, "author": "slpeg2003", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (13:59)", "body": "I just want to tell all how clever you are this year! My own thinking cap/ funny bone has been and still is on hiatus. Karen love the intro to 'Camp' and the map glad you didn't forget KumBaYa -D Lisa LOL.. I always thought AE looked like a miniature Vulcan or something sub- Atomic like a quark:-) Tress is back! Yea! Sue, my word, your skills are multiplying exponentially. I love your 'movies'. Sophie, Crypto est fantastique comme d'habitude. I know I've left some out, but I'll try to get back to the party later."}, {"response": 1599, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (14:07)", "body": "(Peggy) love the intro to 'Camp' and the map glad you didn't forget KumBaYa That and 'Toilet' were the two most important signs IMO. ;-) Gee, it's fun here--I feel better, And I don't give a damn who may see this letter. Camp is very unrestraining, And I'm lighting up a joint--so entertaining Kathryn! I can't decide which set of couplets to have emblazoned on a T-shirt. ;-)"}, {"response": 1600, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (14:45)", "body": "Oh, my Colin, I\ufffdve just read Rupert\ufffds book. I haven\ufffdt had on my show yet, but you prompt a top 10 list none the less. TOP TEN THINGS Girls want from Frothy 10. No more collaborations with Mark Evans 9. No more third leads 8. Knock the luuvy image down a few knots 7. No more films with Thomas Sangter 6. Get your booty to Hollywood and knock down some doors 5. No more screen kisses, get real (take notes from Sean Penn) 4. More interviews in Italian (love the hands) LOL! 3. More period films (they make you, they really make you) 2. HBO series 1. Lead roles"}, {"response": 1601, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:06)", "body": "(dorine) Do you really have any significant professional ambition at all at this point HOWL ! - Gettin' high already ? It's just 2 o'clock ! this shit's gonna rub your ambition... - Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV. (karen) \"Chartreuse is a distinct possibility\" and sooooo in the mood of our latest weedy ambiance. lovely !"}, {"response": 1602, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:07)", "body": "Sean Penn, Moon? For real kisses? I don't doubt you, but what have you been watching? ;-) And excellent list! Kathryn, most creative today!! LOL at all of it, blushing at some. ;-) Tress! Wondered if you were going to pop by today. Capital! Capital! Love when Katie drops by for hard hitting interviews and content, Karen. Nice to see this move to CBS hasn't changed her. And what would a Colin party be without Cryptic, Inc? LOL! What a fabulous time! Party on!!"}, {"response": 1603, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:14)", "body": "Happy Birthday Frothy! It\ufffds time to join the captain in the ship of fools it might be time to turn the ship around once more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdeIZkZo2PM Party on,man!"}, {"response": 1604, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:17)", "body": "Gotta get centered. There are still hours to go with this party!"}, {"response": 1605, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:19)", "body": "(Dorine) Love when Katie drops by for hard hitting interviews and content, Karen. Nice to see this move to CBS hasn't changed her. She's a charter member, as you'll recall, and she is also the managing editor of the Evening News, so she gets to call certain shots. ;-)"}, {"response": 1606, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:19)", "body": "LOL, Moon! Have you taken out stock in You Tube recently?"}, {"response": 1607, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:20)", "body": "Harvey, have you ever noticed how frothy clouds are? Colin, were you high as well when you signed on for Nanny McPhee and The Last Legion?"}, {"response": 1608, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:27)", "body": "**ra-ta-ta-ra-ta-ta** \"Wake up private !\" Awwwwwww, c'mon ! You're nor even dressed or camouflaged for the game ! Have you been smoking again ? Go! Go! Go! Now you'll blend in with all those Hollywood types alright ! Ready private ? Ready Girls ? All right, here goes: LEVEL 1: BASIC TRAINING Flabby? What do you mean, flabby ? Come on, that's just a rumour, i bet joan crawford's been spreading it. What was that ? Oh... Joan RIVERS... Yeah well, whatever. Run, scum, run! Knees up ! Pride down! Jump jump jump ! Hey... Not bad, not bad at all..."}, {"response": 1609, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:31)", "body": "cloooosing tags, lalala !"}, {"response": 1610, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:32)", "body": "Good girl, I was just about to make you hit the deck and gimme 100! ;-)"}, {"response": 1611, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:36)", "body": "LOL, Sophie. He seems very angry. Maybe he doesn't like to be called Frothy. ;-)"}, {"response": 1612, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (15:52)", "body": "Hi Frothy, I'm back and have brought along your Gingerbread Birthday Cake, which has been freshly baked and iced by my own fair hands. It took a while because I first needed to free some non-presentational, but tastey Jamb which had got caught in between a Sash Window!! Please do have your cake and eat it, whilst I go gather up your Birthday gifts"}, {"response": 1613, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (16:07)", "body": "Good to see the Party is hopping. Sophie - LOL, at the Joan, mention, Oh you mean 'that' Joan ;-) Waaay too funny :-D Moon, am loving your posts, great fun. Kathryn - Good to read some poetry. Karen - Good to see Katie C makes a comeback on Frothy's Birthday. LMAO at the TS mention ;-) Tress - Love your post, and visions of Colin Firth in snow wearing ................. ;-)) Great Party Ladies. I will be back with the Frothy's presents soon. Just need to work out a few dimensions first ;-)"}, {"response": 1614, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (16:30)", "body": "What does this Girl Want? How?"}, {"response": 1615, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (16:36)", "body": "*hee hee hee* I think Mari is having cake with Colin and Mumia now. ;-)"}, {"response": 1616, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (16:38)", "body": "Nobel Prize candidate and sometime-when-he-feels-like-it actor Colin Firth. LOL! Had a school function, but I can see the party is still so very hot. I can hardly breathe the air is thick with, uh, well. Ha! And the brownies, Lousia. Party on!"}, {"response": 1617, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (16:41)", "body": "LOL, good post Linda! and I can think of another way to 'free Frothy', (at least with the aid of something) coming up real soon ;-)"}, {"response": 1618, "author": "CFE", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:05)", "body": "Can I join the party even if that's been an (awfull) long time since I last came on Drool? The previous posts were all great, I couldn't stop laughing (and sometimes drooling)! Back to the main topic: H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y Colin Here are my presents: a fly swatter to get rid of Thomas Sangster a razor to get rid of your beard when needed (I do my best as I didn't quite understand this year theme ;-))"}, {"response": 1619, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:23)", "body": "(Sylvie) I do my best as I didn't quite understand this year theme ;-) You did wonderfully. It isn't necessary to understand the theme (although Sophie can probably explain it to you better in French) but to enjoy the day and participate in wishing Colin well...or whatever you think. ;-)"}, {"response": 1620, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:30)", "body": "De plane! De plane! Smiles everyone, Smiles! Let us welcome these ladies to camp Collywobbles - a place where all their fantasies can come true! Hmmm - It seems our guests have very vivid imaginations! I do not think Mrs. Frothy and the MPAA would approve of some of these fantasies - I am not sure a few of them are even physically possible. Other popular requests involve a certain Mr. Atom Egoyan and his tongue being disabled in a very painful and permanent manner. I am also sorry to say my little friend that our guests would like you to magically turn into Freddie Highmore or disappear altogether. And we will give them what they want? Err - not exactly Good Heavens! Have you not been paying attention? At Camp Collywobbles we always give them something other than what they actually requested. For some reason our guests always leave euphoriously happy!"}, {"response": 1621, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:34)", "body": "What This Girl Wants Colin, I\ufffdd like to introduce you to some people who make films that are both critically acclaimed and have distributors and are thus able to be shown in theatres throughout the country. But before I do, let me explain that there are art-house films and there are art house films. Some are destined for obscurity for a reason. Usually the reason is they aren\ufffdt all that good. and only a very limited number of people would be expected to be interested in paying good money to see them. But there are art house films that are fabulous and become critical darlings. You\ufffdll note that the key Oscar categories (acting, writing and directing) have been taken over by indie films. The trick is to look for talented directors and solidly compelling scripts, whose subject matter resonates with the public. These people\ufffds films get made. Let me give you an example: Since you probably haven\ufffdt heard of any of these people before, I\ufffdm going to give you a little information on each. This is Martin Scorcese. He\ufffds been nominated for lots and lots of Oscars, though he hasn\ufffdt won. He has a big film coming out soon, with six male leads! Surely, he can find something for you, especially since you do an excellent Robert DeNiro. This is Ron Howard. Most everyone has gotten past his being Opie on a show you never watched. But he makes solidly entertaining films that get nominated for Oscars. OK, the DaVinci Code wasn\ufffdt his best. Maybe he treated the material too reverentially, but Russell Crowe and Tom Hanks love working with him and that should be good enough for you. Now we have Steven Soderbergh. He kind of alternates these days between big budget junk and meaningful, socially conscious films, not unlike yourself. The trick is to land a role in one of the latter. But you may need to enlist some of your wife\ufffds family to lock George Clooney in his villa so he won\ufffdt be available for the film himself. (If you need the directions to Lake Como, I can provide them.) See, they\ufffdre friends and they have a joint production company. (Ever hear of those?) Steven and George use their company to make the films that they really want to make, instead of waiting for people to talk them into doing dreck. I bet you recognize him! Yes, Clint Eastwood used to be in a lot of spaghetti westerns, but he\ufffds progressed. Quite a lot. He went forward. You understand the concept, don\ufffdt you? Not only does he act, but he writes, produces and directs. I guess, you could say he\ufffds a real achiever and many people respect him for his body of work. I\ufffdll bet you were tickled to hear that a movie about two seemingly heterosexual \ufffdpardners\ufffd who, under circumstances they never anticipated, cross the line and then feel the need to cover it up forever was a major contender for an Oscar. It probably gave you a little thrill until you heard the title and it wasn\ufffdt Where the Truth Lies. You see, this director, Ang Lee, understood what he could show and how he could portray it. That\ufffds what separates a good director from...well, I don\ufffdt know, an alien from another planet. I could go on and on and fill these pages with the names and pictures of respected directors. Lest you think I\ufffdm ignoring many fine British directors, like Stephen Frears, Anthony Minghella, Mike Figgis, Sam Mendes or Michael Apted, I\ufffdm not. I\ufffdm sure you\ufffdve run into them and they probably know who you are. The trick is to work with someone who has progressed beyond television."}, {"response": 1622, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:36)", "body": "Colin, I do hope you're enjoying your party. I know I am, though I suspect I've not had enough to eat to go with all the champagne, as I'm not a big fan of caviar. Here's a few items you might find interesting to peruse on your downtime between projects and that may come in handy in the near future, too. There's more to come that you may find interesting and useful, so don't disappear!"}, {"response": 1623, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:37)", "body": "Dear Frothy, As promised Ive wrapped your presents. The first present might need some explaining. Heard of your plight when stuck in the sash so thought a sash repair kit might come in handy! I can provide full instruction and help, should you get stuck again! Together with a new pair of slippers. I thought you might like a change from your furry Honey Bears to grrrrrr Char Monkeys and also included is another new pair of presentation underpants, which, by the by, I am hoping you will agree to model here later?? ;-)"}, {"response": 1624, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:41)", "body": "LOL! I was wondering when those presentational underpants might make an appearance, Sue! Joy, TS with the mustache will be giving me nightmares. ;-)"}, {"response": 1625, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:45)", "body": "Karen - ROFLOL, Just couldn't resist! I am hoping to persuade Birthday Boy to wear them later, so watch this space ;-)) Sylvie and Joy - Glad you could join in the fun :-)"}, {"response": 1626, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:46)", "body": "Way, too funny, Karen Sue, excellent sash repair kit! See, they\ufffdre friends and they have a joint production company. (Ever hear of those?) LOL, watch it--Evans, Firth, Giuggioli:-()"}, {"response": 1627, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:47)", "body": "Oh, sorry, I didn't say that, Karen did."}, {"response": 1628, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:52)", "body": "Yeah, I'll admit to saying it. But he's got to be friends with the *right* people. Should've made that one clear. Friends with a recognizably talented and influential director. The director is the key, not just the friend part."}, {"response": 1629, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:54)", "body": "I have agonized for months over what to get you for your birthday. I finally found the present for you! It is the perfect accessory for all those Paparazzi photo shoots. Enjoy!"}, {"response": 1630, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (17:58)", "body": "My dear fellow I told you to smoke a joint before shooting this scene"}, {"response": 1631, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:07)", "body": "LOL, Linda! Was is das? Karen, time to take out the peace sign, whoa nelly, between you and Kathryn, the man's been toasted and roasted. ROTF!!!"}, {"response": 1632, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:08)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1633, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:08)", "body": "(Moon) between you and Kathryn, the man's been toasted and roasted. You must mean Dorine, don't you? Hey, it was from the heart, even though most people think I don't have one. ;-)"}, {"response": 1634, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:13)", "body": "(Karen),Hey, it was from the heart, even though most people think I don't have one. ;-) Are you are from Chicago? Parlo con mio amico Capone. ;-)"}, {"response": 1635, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:22)", "body": "(Karen)Camp is very unrestraining, And I'm lighting up a joint--so entertaining ... The food's horrendous But the pot's stupedous Rupert spanks me Then he thanks me Don't think I'll leave here Till next leap year..."}, {"response": 1636, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:30)", "body": "(Karen)Camp is very unrestraining, And I'm lighting up a joint--so entertaining Now, those hilarious lines belong to Kathryn. You all must know I can't rhyme for my life. ;-)"}, {"response": 1637, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:32)", "body": "Karen o'Connor attempts to find Where The Career Lies: We arrange to meet at the coffee shop at Camp Collywobbles. Vincenzi Frothio,or Colin Firth as he was known in those days.He had been my hero.I had discovered Jane Austen because of him. Bridget Jones was my role model, because I might get a man like Mark Darcy.But a few years and some truly awful films down the line,he had resorted to British TV films and 'Kids films'.He tried to make amends by adopting an American accent,a cross between Bill Gates and Jerry Lewis, for his next film but it was too late. And now I was writing his story. He was being paid $2995 to tell all to approximately 500 women worldwide who would pay untold sums for whatever crap cut and paste I could come up with. And there he was,my idol, wearing a cheap 1970's retro red jumper and embarassing genital revealing white pants and pouring out tepid hours old coffee. 'Hi Vince or should I call you Colin?' 'No Vincenzi or Frothy.There's no shame in being a Barista. Where I come from 30% of the time it is a noble trade. I even received the highest honour for my services to the coffee making.' He spoke in a mixture of received English pronounciation,Italian and St Louis American. 'So you know why I'm here Frothy. My publishers are paying good money for your story.' 'OK but we've got to be quick because there are 10 women out there gagging for me to walk past the Olympic sized swimming pool with my enormous privates swinging around in my lucencent white trousers' 'Well, I need to know what happened to the talented man who had so much promise,who was kind to his fans,incredibly photogenic.........but most of all I want to know about....the acting...' 'I'll tell you about the Ethiopan Coffee Farmers,the Kalahari Bushman, the Asylum Seekers,My fingers getting jammed in the window,.....but you will not,... you will not mention my Career'"}, {"response": 1638, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:46)", "body": "ROTFL, Felicity!!"}, {"response": 1639, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:48)", "body": "(K'OC) but most of all I want to know about....the acting...' Aha! She writes v.g. film noir. I'll tell you about the Ethiopan Coffee Farmers,the Kalahari Bushman, the Asylum Seekers,My fingers getting jammed in the window,.....but you will not,... you will not mention my Career' LMAO! Brilliant! I predict a career for you at The Onion. ;-)"}, {"response": 1640, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:48)", "body": "**ra-ta-ta-ra-ta-ta-again!** Well now private Frothy, you seem pretty pleased with yourself and the way you handled level 1, but I know you cheated: you sent an old animatronicolin, i recognized it, it comes straight from the class of 2003. **cheat!** yes, you're a cheat. but hey, cheating's okay, as long as you can run away with it. it's a bit like making bad movies and still grabbing awards you know. Or maybe you don't. But that's another story anyway. okay, you'll have another go at training, just because i've had a special request from some Major Drooleuse who wants to see you sweat (oh yeaaaaah). Now come on, give us all you've got, one-two, one-two! Now what the... what kind of a sissy training is that ? we're not here to practice for some goddamn Ziegfield follies in some goddamn british ballet or something ! And not even a single chest hair showing on our radars, come oooon ! we're here to conquer Hollywood, with manly chest and all ! oh, never mind... (hmmm, guys, i thing we should seriously think about taking out the camp in \"boot camp\" though). LEVEL 2: FIRST COMBAT Okey-tokey. it's no joke anymore. here's the rub my friend: defend your territory, fight like a tiger. Xcuse me ? You want to know if the tiger is middle class or lower middle in order to play it more accurately ? never mind the tiger, the competition, it's the competition that is really hard these days. Go for it ! ooookay... well, what can i say. it seems you're getting nowhere... but you can't just get stuck at level 2, why don't you ditch \"floppy\" my little \"frothy\", move it and get ready for: LEVEL 3: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS but of course ! Now there's a challenge for you ! and you didn't get any training for that, poor baby... Okay everyone, listen, i need a volunteer instructor for Frothy, he's got to cram this program here, come on, no teaching refs needed, we at Cryptic provide the curriculum ! Goooooood, instant crash course, you're about to make it, that is, if you lower your head in the corridor leading back to level 3, for the giant red fingernails are hovering around."}, {"response": 1641, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:52)", "body": "I'm dying here. LOL, Felicity. Sophie, those kicks are making me LMAO"}, {"response": 1642, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:55)", "body": "(cryptic) i need a volunteer instructor for Frothy, he's got to cram this program here, come on, no teaching refs needed But we have someone who has taught this course before! Master Sargeant Moon. Blow that whistle, honey, or anything else you want! ;-)"}, {"response": 1643, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (18:57)", "body": "Problematic thing is, I seem to be focused on Colin's 'body of work' ;-)"}, {"response": 1644, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:01)", "body": "(karen) \"But we have someone who has taught this course before! Master Sargeant Moon.\" Master Sargent, are you kidding me ????? i mean, she's been trying so hard for so long, she's put so much work into this training already, they ought to have made her a five-star general, i'm telling you ! general moon ! general moon to the rescue !"}, {"response": 1645, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:03)", "body": "I could never find Moon's kissing course. How about a sequel? ;-)"}, {"response": 1646, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:05)", "body": "ROTF Sue ! what a classy piece i'm seeing through this purple haze ! it fits perfectly with felicity's mood ! (no wet towel fights frothy, and don't run, the floor is slippery)"}, {"response": 1647, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:08)", "body": "(Linda) Blow that whistle, honey, or anything else you want! ;-) Ha! Good one!"}, {"response": 1648, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:23)", "body": "(sophie_ Master Sargent, are you kidding me ????? Nope, she refused to go to OCS because she wanted to stay as close as possible to one particular recruit. MSgts (and other NCOs) are the trainers in boot camps. Isn't that right Ada? (Sue) I could never find Moon's kissing course. Really? I'm pretty sure I have it on my crib sheet of Hall of Fame birthday posts. Amazing that all the graphics from 2001 are still in place: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/read/drool/110.477"}, {"response": 1649, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:36)", "body": "Well, Mr. Frothy Collywobble, in case you finished skimming through the 2 books I just gave you, perhaps some lighter reading would be more to your \"taste\" at the moment..."}, {"response": 1650, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:42)", "body": "**ra-ta-ta-ta-oh-good!-more!** Almost there Private! Aaallllmost there ! Now there's a tough bit: LEVEL 4: FRIEND OR ENNEMY basic rules of this level: you a re provided with a , as well as with a . The game is easy, some you hit, some you give a hit. Choose wisely. So, what's the score... GOOD! that's 3000 points ! you made it Frothy m'boy !"}, {"response": 1651, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (19:55)", "body": "LOL, thanks for the link Karen. I shall 'go to it' ;-) Sophie,LOMA, those high kicks are hillarious. Love the way Colin swings his hips ;-) BTW, Sylvie, your fly swat was hillarious. BTW, message to Colin, as well as my being focused on your **Ahem** body.......... (well, you do fill out those white, open necked shirts, breeches and pants nicely ........;-) On a *serious note* I do also enjoy your work too :-) but beware of"}, {"response": 1652, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (20:02)", "body": "Okay, you made it Frothy, so you'll be rewarded in this special level with a few prezzies, the soldier's looting before bedtime if you want. Just follow the general rule: Yeeeeesss, I know it's froth, but that's not quite what i had in mind... OOOOOOh, now that's better, much better... Now how frothier can Frothy get ? Now, that's much much much better ! Good job private ! See you soon on the battleground ! (Cryptic has a couple of prezzies for you, to congratulate you on your quitting dope and all, but i'm thirsty and i need a toke first)"}, {"response": 1653, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (20:05)", "body": "It's all too good! Felicity, brilliant, LOL! Sue, that's a keeper. Sophie, those legs!!! Dorine (what a riot). There is just loads of hilarity tonight. Let's always smoke pot. :-D (karen), Master Sargeant Moon. Blow that whistle, honey, or anything else you want! ;-) Ok. This Or, what's under the hat? Don't remind me of those kissing lessons, all for naught."}, {"response": 1654, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (20:12)", "body": "What's a birthday without getting some tchotchkes? Except you can do a bit more with these than just sit them on some shelf to gather dust. Just what every frothy man needs, a sitting rastaman How about some standing Peruvians? Something a little artsy, so it doesn't seem so much like a common tchotchke... And of course, something a little silly and fun... I know, you just can't figure out how you are deserving of this embarrassment of riches I've bestowed on you today. Me, too. ;-)"}, {"response": 1655, "author": "soph", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:07)", "body": "hey guys ! it's 4 a.m. here ! i'm burned out, my eyes are burning as well, and i still haven't given Frothy his prezzies (and i cannot upload anymore...) too bad, i had some groovy stuff in the tune of dorine & moon's prezzies... i'll try to post them tomorrow before the vault closes. Night Night, don't let the roaches bite !"}, {"response": 1656, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:18)", "body": "One last word from me tonight. To add to my earlier hazadous sign. Said from my heart, because your talent and skills as an Actor are worth so much more and I would love to see you get a few of these!!"}, {"response": 1657, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:21)", "body": "I know the party may still go on for some ladies, but I just want to say a HUGE thank you for all the fun I've had here today with so much to laugh at and technical skills to admire. What a party! :-)"}, {"response": 1658, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:26)", "body": "Oh, Good Point Kathryn. I also would like to say it was a 'Cool' Party, lots of laughs, fun and entertainment. 'Thank you, Thank you, Thank you' to everyone whom joined in the Camp Collywobbles fun ;-)"}, {"response": 1659, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:28)", "body": "Enjoyed everything you all have posted today, Ladies! So much imagination and your skills amaze me."}, {"response": 1660, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:43)", "body": "Yes, Camp Collywobbles is mellowing out. Excellent party, ladies! And to you, Colin, as always, it's all in good fun. Yet, there is a message, hope you take it to heart. Looking forward to bigger and better things. Auguri!"}, {"response": 1661, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (21:48)", "body": "Sophie! I love that bathtub animation. Since I'm a brunette, you can imagine where I am. ;-) Thankfully, I can hold my breath for v. long periods of time. Dorine, you've cornered the market on headshop tchotchkes. Colin should be thrilled to put any of those on his mantelpiece...or his lips around them. (Moon) Yes, Camp Collywobbles is mellowing out. Sure thing, I'm enjoying a lovely cappuccino, made by our favorite, professional barista"}, {"response": 1662, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (22:15)", "body": "For the man with a phone for all occasions:"}, {"response": 1663, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (22:35)", "body": ""}, {"response": 1664, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep 10, 2006 (22:37)", "body": "At some point, you have to accede to Colin's choices. *sigh* As a tribute, I thought that anything should fit under the kiddie umbrella. For example: Vince and Lanny went down to Miami to boink some babes and more. But Vince got high while he held Lanny\ufffds thigh And Maureen sat it out on the floor. Oh my!"}, {"response": 1665, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (00:07)", "body": "Well, Colin, yet another birthday party has come and gone for me and you (though I hear Sophie still may have some surprises for you). I hope you had as much fun as it seems others have. We may roast and toast you, but speaking for myself, what *this* girl wants is to see the best from you and for you to help me let my imagination run wild in a great story and inspire me to spend my money and time with you in a theater of any kind. (Or at least do some TV work that you're in more than 5 mins and will be put out on DVD at the very least). ;-) So it's time for me to give you your last present. I'd be shocked if you couldn't guess what it was from all the other ones I gave you....a First Class trip to Amsterdam!! with me as your tour guide. First we'll head to and here Perhaps making a quick pass (so to speak) through the Red Light District After such a busy day, I'm sure you'd need somewhere to kick up your feet and relax a bit, like this coffeeshop Sorry, but no Starbucks to be found here and probably no Fair Trade either. But look this over and you might find something to....*inspire you* I must give you a word of advice though.....unless you have a couple, or ten, hours or so to spare where coherent interaction with others and significant awareness of your physical movements are not essential, I'd stay away from the Space Cakes. That's all I'm sayin'. ;-D To all my fellow Collywobble campers, it's been a blast as always! Bravo to everyone! Always a pleasure to party with such a witty and talented group. :-D I must go back to reread as it was quite a lot to take in. And a big shout out to Rupert Everett for the last minute inspiration. It was priceless."}, {"response": 1666, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (04:13)", "body": "Sophie - ROFLOL, Loved your Colin oxfam coffee shake and bathtub gifs, waaaay too funny. Can't wait to see Frothy's presents today. Karen - love the 'reading Duck', very cute ;-)"}, {"response": 1667, "author": "soph", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (04:48)", "body": "all right Frothy, my man, i'm kinda beat, but i hope you could rest after all that hard training these fascists at Cryptic had you endure, man. Bummer. don't you listen to them, you're a cool dude. as a birthday prezzie, i thought i might add to dorine and moon's bingie-bongie collection with a few rolls of selected ciggie paper that might come in handy in specific occasions: Smoking on the job is kind of usual these days, but i'm sure you know about that already. the first batch of paper will help you stay focussed while you're baristing at the progresso counter: But i heard you're also into chocolate. Although not on the same occasion obviously. Here's what will round up your chockie attire nicely: The next one will help you roll a fattie to cool off a bit during the filming of these hot hot hot scenes with Kev'. Oh, and while you're at it, pass it over to your special lady friend will you? Last one will come in handy to roll a jay while you're trying to play yet another uptight-brit-daddy-role. Talk about Hunk Daddy! And to fill all these, my special blend, if it's good for the laziest guy in los angeles county, that should work for... that should work for you, man: well, i can see from the BOOT CAMP DROOL\ufffd archives that you're already huffin' & puffin'like a steam engine ! glad you like it man, just take it easy and have yourself the coolest chill out post birthday.... duh.... lost my train of thought here.... Here's looking at you, Kid (but don't bogart the joint, though): happy birthday man! (disclaimer: we at Cryptic would never endorse such unsanitary, morally corrupt, orgy inducing & society shattering habits. And remember: -and that goes for you too, rupe, wherever ou are, thanks for saving the day buddy!-"}, {"response": 1668, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (07:06)", "body": "Sophie - ROFLOLOMA, What can I say, those gifts are hillarious. The 'here's looking at you kid' gif and sizzling bacon flavour and mixing drugs warning are my favs. Love dear ole Col's smile on the gif. Also, My Thanks goes to 'The Boss', for hosting this fun Party :-) Dear ole Rupey, what can I say, but thanks for the Collywobbles/Frothy/you name it.......... fodder. I don't mind tell ya, you saved my.......... oh well, nevermind all that ;-)"}, {"response": 1669, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (07:17)", "body": "OMG, Oppss, I wanted the gif big so the words could be seen, but I didn't intend for it it come out that big. Oh well, I will blame it on all the inhaled weed last night ;-)"}, {"response": 1670, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (08:30)", "body": "Fantastic way to pull up the rear, Dorine, Sophie and Sue. (into threesomes, are you?) Am a little hungover from last night's partying and have to zip off soon. But I am going to mull over the two vacation offerings. The Cryptic one included all transfers, so it is looking mighty good. Thanks to everyone for making it such a fun party!"}, {"response": 1671, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (09:33)", "body": "LOL! What a way to end the party, Dorine, Sophie and Sue! I'll roll myself one this morning with this one, Sophie, thanks!"}, {"response": 1672, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (09:40)", "body": "Hello famously lovely drooleuses Just coming out of the woods to tell you how much I enjoyed myself last night. Now why can't someone throw me a party like that? Frothy old boy, you are one lucky guy. Now don't forget to thank these ladies. Remember, you do have a sense of humour. Kiss, Kiss, Rupe."}, {"response": 1673, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (09:53)", "body": "Thanks for the last hurrahs, Karen, Sue, Dorine, Sophie, and Moon. Karen, you no longer can claim you can't rhyme--you even had internal line rhymes! A. E. Poe would be proud! ;-)"}, {"response": 1674, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (10:07)", "body": "One last effort for me: There once was an actor from Grayshott, Who heard bon mots for trying some pot. He decided to please All the Droolers who teased And get roles to make him respected a lot."}, {"response": 1675, "author": "soph", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (10:29)", "body": "(karen) \"The Cryptic one included all transfers\" and lots of physical activity (come on in, the water's fine, HA!) How typical of Drool's Bday parties: i've laughed so hard i fell off my chair several times and went to bed at 4 a.m. with bleary eyes and the three little pigs disney song in my head (huffin' an'a puffin' an a blow the house down)... i feel better now but the song is still there ! (not to mention the horrible visions of joy's fantasy island) thanks to everybody for another load of fun and superior tecchie skills (hats off, sue!) despite the short notice: everybody gets DROOL BOOT CAMP\ufffd medals this year. the grass is not greener anywhere else and drool can sure turn into an addiction (though i'm not sure it is quite so harmless). to our hostess, the best of the bong and the top of the crop: thank you tahnk you thank you ! spot on as usual"}, {"response": 1676, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (10:42)", "body": "Sophie - ROF,Am glad Colin the Astronaught has made a come back, is it his sequel? ;-)and thanks for my share with the medal. Hope youve made one for yourself too? Your bathtub gif is still cracking me up. Just love the Colin suddenly rises from his semi-recumbant posture, waaaaaaay to funny ;-) Kathryn - Love the poem."}, {"response": 1677, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (14:24)", "body": "Sorry to have missed the festivities yesterday ;-( At first, my internet connection was \"iffy\"- and then it was gone - up in smoke, so to speak ;-) I am now working on attempting to post from the office - but in the meantime, I didn't want to pass up a chance to send my very best wishes to dear Collywobbles. Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 1678, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (15:56)", "body": "Well, Colin................Another Year (you are holding up *very well*, BTW)..............A brand new Birthday Party..... And, as do all good party guests, I come bearing gifts. First, a great big helium \"Happy Birthday\" Balloon........... Next, a very special present..... Go ahead - open it.............. And what party would be complete without cake? I've brought a special one that I have a hunch you will like........... Please remember, though, that it is a CAKE - so don't try to make any calls on it.............too messy ;-) Now, moving on to the party theme. I didn't have to think for too long about What This Girl Wants. It's quite simple really............ I just want you to take on movie roles that will combine *This*..................... *That*....................... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Oh sorry!.....I was unashamedly distracted by *this and that* ;-)))...... Now, where was I? Oh yes. Lest my other wishes be deemed too shallow,..................and I want *The Other Thing*, too!.......... Happy Birthday, Frothy! Enjoy your special day! ;-) This edition of What This Girl Wants has been brought to you with a little help from my son (who is a model of patience) & my good friend;-)"}, {"response": 1679, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (17:41)", "body": "It was great fun to catch up with the afterparty crowd. I see a few people still passed out in the corners. Loved the return of Astronaut Colin on the Moon. And agree that Joy's Fantasy Island has the potential for nightmares. ;-) Fantastic job there, Maureen. You put some decency apparel on Colin. A thong! How funny. ;-)"}, {"response": 1680, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (17:48)", "body": "(Karen)You put some decency apparel on Colin. A thong! How funny. ;-) I must be getting old. I enjoyed the thong, but for some reason the brown suede outfit sent me over the moon. LOL, I didn't even post from some of my, eh, whips and leather sites;-) I've been passed out all day. Just now feeling a bit better! Great party, ladies. With all that weed I wonder how Frothy's feeling?"}, {"response": 1681, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (18:18)", "body": "Can anyone explain why, when I click on \"Activity Today\" and go to this topic, it starts all the way back at the beginning? I think Janet brought it up previously."}, {"response": 1682, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (18:27)", "body": "It is because message #129 and #130 have a future date (2036). We used to have those dating issues all the time, which does screw things up. I will ask Terry if he can completely get rid of those two messages or change the date, which I believe he can do."}, {"response": 1683, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (18:31)", "body": "If you want to see the party from its start, use the Redisplay feature at the bottom and put in 1540. That the first message from the party."}, {"response": 1684, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (18:42)", "body": "One thing I do need to know are the answers to Sophie's quiz in message 1652, Level 4 training: Friend or Foe. Who gets the hammer and who gets a hit from a joint? 1. Nick Hornby - hammer 2. Mumia - hammer 3. Marc Evans - hammer 4. Brian DePalma (or looks kind of like Fidel Castro in that pic) - hammer 5. Bill Clinton - the joint How did I score?"}, {"response": 1685, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (20:44)", "body": "Whoa!, how'd this all of a sudden start going back to the very beginning when I clicked on post 1683? That's a pain."}, {"response": 1686, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 11, 2006 (21:22)", "body": "Terry did a fix so that those two bad 2036 year messages don't mess everything up anymore. It looks like it is now behaving."}, {"response": 1687, "author": "soph", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (04:26)", "body": "(karen) \"How did I score?\" not bad, not bad ! you'll get a medal alright. although there was a trick: considering you're too stoned to handle a hammer in the first place... oh and btw, it was not mummia (awright, awright, forgot to include HIM in the game...) but bob marley: so joint obviously here... yeay animatronicolins ***maureen*** ! good job here (looks like a 1983 speedo model from the front) (kathryn) There once was an actor from Grayshott, Who heard bon mots for trying some pot. He decided to please All the Droolers who teased By taking his kit off in future shots (not quite rhyming though)"}, {"response": 1688, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (05:25)", "body": "ROF, Great post Maureen. Looks like you caught up with Colin in NYC and got him to model his new Jacket, not to mention his thong, you lucky Lady ;-) glad you could join the party. (Linda)With all that weed I wonder how Frothy's feeling? LOL Linda, and funny you should say that, because I heard on the 'Camp Collywobbles' grapevine that Colin ran himself a bath and visions of the night before came before him ;-)"}, {"response": 1689, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (05:39)", "body": "BTW, I also heard that Frothy wore his 'tux' in the bath because he feels 'it adds a real sense of occasion' it appears that he can't get enough of that weed, or so it may seem ;-)"}, {"response": 1690, "author": "Adrianne", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (07:15)", "body": "Last, but not least (thanks to my internet expertise!) Although I\ufffdm two days later, I\ufffdd like to wish Colin a Happy Birthday, lots of sucess with his new films and say that I admire him and his work very much! Little by little I\ufffdve been watching his films and each time I like him more. Ladies, I\ufffdm having such a great time reading about your posts, pictures about \"Frothy and the weed party\"!!!Congratulations, you are very creative and funny!!!! I still have to read about this story, but I can imagine what is going on! Maybe next year I\ufffdll be able to post pictures and graphics too! Thank you for the great time!"}, {"response": 1691, "author": "raditto", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (08:15)", "body": "I would also like to add my thanks for the great party. I am envious of your talents. I did see this fellow on the way out. I'm not sure if he's still here from a previous year's party, or if he came back again this year."}, {"response": 1692, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (10:40)", "body": "Bob Marley?! Well, if I could only pry my eyes open a little big more...or make the picture bigger. Definitely like Colin's trip, Sue. You must be talking to Timothy Leary. ;-) Wonderful to see you join the party, Adrianne! And, Peg, that crack monkey keeps hanging around this place. Gotta get him to rehab. ;-)"}, {"response": 1693, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (11:57)", "body": "Ok encouraged by a mutual friend(you know who you are!!)and in an attempt to not feel the most useless HTML user ever....I come late to the party(again!)with just a little present.... The collywobbles set in everytime I think of you my dearest loveliest 'Frothy' You are all this girl could want! HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN!"}, {"response": 1694, "author": "frostygirl", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (11:58)", "body": "Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}, {"response": 1695, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (12:04)", "body": "Good job, Jenny. You'll be animating with the best of them soon!"}, {"response": 1696, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (12:13)", "body": "Great job Jenny, and LOL about the collywobbles. I know that feeling ;-)"}, {"response": 1697, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (12:16)", "body": "Opps, meant to say, Peg, LOL at the crack monkey. By the look of his tummy, he has a touch of collywobbleitis too ;-) Karen, LOL about the Tim Leary mention ;-)"}, {"response": 1698, "author": "soph", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (13:57)", "body": "(karen) \"How did I score?\" ahhaaaahhh! i didn't get it the first time ! how thick of me ! and finally, some sound advice from a good friend of frothy: ps: sue, your animation also reminds me of benicio del toro in his fear & loathing bathtub, complete with orange peels and the jefferson airplane..."}, {"response": 1699, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (17:26)", "body": "Glad you jumped in, Jenny. [I still get the collywobbles every time I post in html, so don't feel alone on this.:-)]"}, {"response": 1700, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (18:16)", "body": "Far out dudes! This party is still goin on. Just thought I'd bring some more supplies. Indulge, and be happy."}, {"response": 1701, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 12, 2006 (22:46)", "body": "How did you get pass the security at my house, Linda? ;-)"}, {"response": 1702, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (01:10)", "body": "LOL, Moon. Ladies, you ALL outdid yourselves! Way to go, Maureen! And Sophie, I loved the tub! Such chesty lasses, LOL! .... Say, how did Colin's head get on the Jackman's high kicking body? ;-) Karen, I loved Katie's revamped news, and the movie directors bit was great...amen to that! I had compiled a list of directors, but never got to it.... Sue, your clips were priceless! I'm sorry I wasn't able to create more, but time got the better of me, and I'm so freakin' slow at photoshoppin'. :-( Thanks everyone! It was so much fun."}, {"response": 1703, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (08:59)", "body": "Certainly was an excellent party. Nice to hear from Maureen and Jenny as well. Please...No more weed!!!! Someone's in denial....... I did not inhale. Not even at my 46th Birthday party.I just ate the brownies. I had a great time. I even remember chatting up this really cute Irish girl. There's a picture somewhere of her gazing adoringly at me. Women do that to me, you know."}, {"response": 1704, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (09:08)", "body": "(Lisa) and the movie directors bit was great...amen to that! I had compiled a list of directors, but never got to it.... Who was on your list? I slapped mine together rather quickly and pretty much just went with recent past Oscar nominees."}, {"response": 1705, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (10:13)", "body": "A disclaimer must be made at the expense of people thinking me so clever (or not;-))....I didn't make up that game, Who Me, Embarrassed?. That's apparently an actual camp game I got from some website that lists camp games, art projects, etc. The directions were straight from that. Interesting camper bonding games they have these days. I've never gone to camp, so I wouldn't know otherwise. And since several of my pics didn't show and were actually rather integral to my whole theme, with Sue's help (thanks!), I'm reposting a couple of mine and hope they show up now for everyone and they're big enough to read. There are many items to choose from. ;-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, Mr. Frothy Collywobble, in case you finished skimming through the 2 books I just gave you, perhaps some lighter reading would be more to your \"taste\" at the moment... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So it's time for me to give you your last present. I'd be shocked if you couldn't guess what it was from all the other ones I gave you....a First Class trip to Amsterdam!! with me as your tour guide. First we'll head to and here (picture of Rijksmuseum from previous post) Perhaps making a quick pass (so to speak) through the Red Light District. After such a busy day, I'm sure you'd need somewhere to kick up your feet and relax a bit, like this coffeeshop Sorry, but no Starbucks to be found here and probably no Fair Trade either. But look this over and you might find something to....*inspire you* I must give you a word of advice though.....unless you have a couple, or ten, hours or so to spare where coherent interaction with others and significant awareness of your physical movements are not essential, I'd stay away from the Space Cakes. That's all I'm sayin'. ;-D Ok, here goes."}, {"response": 1706, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (10:27)", "body": "And that would be Colin's second trip through Amsterdam's Red Light District. Remember Dutch Girls? ;-)"}, {"response": 1707, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (10:30)", "body": "Glad you were able to work everything out, Dorine, with some help from Sue. :-) Menus sure have changed since the last time I was in Amsterdam. ;-)"}, {"response": 1708, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (10:45)", "body": "Yay, Dorine and Sue! Hmm, I had Indonesian food while in Amsterdam. I guess I didn't hang at the right places. ;-) I did see the Red Light District, though. :-) (Karen) Who was on your list? This is a cut and paste of my wish list. Some names are in all caps, as I copied them online to ensure correct spelling. Yes, I know a lot of them would make smallish, obscure art house films, but it's my list. ;-) (IOW, don't read to much into it.) Woody Allen Robert Altman Bernardo Bertolucci Clint Eastwood Mike Nichols Sydney Pollack MARTIN SCORSESE RIDLEY SCOTT STEVEN SPIELBERG OLIVER STONE QUENTIN TARANTINO PETER WEIR ROBERT ZEMECKIS MICHAEL APTED SOFIA COPPOLA NEIL JORDAN SAM MENDES PHILLIP NOYCE JOHN SAYLES STEVEN SODERBERGH"}, {"response": 1709, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (10:49)", "body": "Good list. Many that I should've had on mine. ;-) But, like I said, I slapped it together from last year's nominees. Should've gone back one more year to pick up Mike Nichols. I did leave Spielberg off intentionally though for a couple of reasons. ;-)"}, {"response": 1710, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (11:31)", "body": "(Karen), I did leave Spielberg off intentionally though for a couple of reasons. ;-) LOL! Peter Weir, Lisa! Love his early films, his first ever was \"The Plumber\", a classic, very hard to find."}, {"response": 1711, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (11:55)", "body": "Dorine - I can see *all* the pictures this time, glad it posted OK.Great post. LOL, your picture of the Van Gogh museum also brings memories flooding back of DG for me. Must stick the disc in the player again tonight ;-)and I love the Blues Brothers picture too. Why does the guy on the right kinduv remind me of Colin? ;-) LOL, interesting 'coffee shop' menu's you have there, wonder which would be Colin's choices, I could certainly hazzard a guess ;-)"}, {"response": 1712, "author": "McKenzie", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (14:52)", "body": "My internet connection at home is still kaput, so am enjoying the birthday posts from office, on a \"catch as catch can\" basis (I'll be going on vacation, so lots to clear off my desk before I leave. Also must wait until boss is not looking over my shoulder, for obvious reasons ;-))Unfortunately, can't see all the pictures on my work computer ;-( Loved the intro, Karen - maybe if there was a Camp Collywobbles when I was a kid, I'd have wanted to go ;-) Kathryn - I don't know what to say! The pictures are wonderful - especially the *nekkid* ones (my shallowness is rearing its head again!)Love that picture of Darcy! Oh yes, your poems \"aren't bad, either!\" ;-) Felicity - It's not too late to play \"Guess What's Under the Hat\", is it? Pleease say it's not! ;-) (Linda) My feet were huge I can't stop laughing! Too funny! Sue - Another brilliant display!Your animations are inspired - not to mention inspiring! Need I say \"The Naked Truth\" is my favorite? Nah...guess not. The clouds of smoke are priceless! Finding it very difficult to tear my eyes away from Colin's body of work........;-) Lisa - You rock! Put me on the subscription list, please! Oh, welcome back Tress! I was hoping you'd make it to the party! Colin seems to have gotten in with a *bad* crowd! Snow snogging with Colin........if only! David Hasselhof, naked with puppies......ewwwwww! Sophie - Don't know where to start - you are hilarious! I especially love the newest \"Rockette\" ;-) (Moon) Let's always smoke pot Sounds like a plan...and Dorine can bring the tchotchkes! Wherever did you find them? ;-) Must get back to work now, but I look forward to catching up on the rest of the party soon..........."}, {"response": 1713, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (16:33)", "body": "Brilliant stuff, ladies! I'm totaly awed by your creativity - I've never got beyond cut and paste. :-("}, {"response": 1714, "author": "lizbeth54", "date": "Wed, Sep 13, 2006 (16:34)", "body": "Or, it would appear, spellcheck...."}, {"response": 1715, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Sep 14, 2006 (11:20)", "body": "Colin - One last little thing I must mention before your Birthday topic closes for another year! What I am trying to say, very inarticulately, is that I am thrilled and can't wait to see you again on my TV Screen this coming Autumn/Winter in the BBC drama production 'London'. It's been a looooooooong, loooooooooong, time ;-)"}, {"response": 1716, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Sep 14, 2006 (17:34)", "body": "(Sue)It's been a looooooooong, loooooooooong, time ;-) I'm thinking it was 365 days on Tuesday since I've seen the man himself-in the flesh! Thanks, again, for the visual treats, Sue"}, {"response": 1717, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (16:08)", "body": "I'm thinking about something like this: Oh yes, wait just a minute mister postman Wait, wait mister postman (Mister postman look and see) oh yeah (If there's a letter in the bag for me) Please mister postman (I've been waiting a long long time)oh, yeah (Since I heard from that gal of mine) There must be some mail today From my girlfriend so far away Please mister postman look and see If there's a letter, a letter for me I've been standing here waiting Mister Postman So patiently for just a card or just a letter Saying she's returning home to me Please Mister Postman (Mister postman look and see) oh yeah (If there's a letter in the bag for me)Please mister postman (I've been waiting a long long time)oh, yeah (Since I heard from that gal of mine) So many days you past me by See the tears standing in my eye You didn't stop to make me feel better By leaving me a card or letter Mister Postman, look and see Is there a letter, yeah, for me I've been waiting such a long long time Since I heard from that gal of mint You gotta, wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah Wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah (you gotta) check and see one more time for me You gotta, wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah Mister Postman, oh yeah deliver the letter, the sooner the better You gotta, wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah Wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah you gotta, wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah you gotta, wait a minute wait a minute oh yeah"}, {"response": 1718, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (16:52)", "body": "Oh my."}, {"response": 1719, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (18:07)", "body": "Or the rather less subtle Colin Firth's Fantasy Postwoman. Or The Postman Always Knocks Twice,The Musical. I can suggest these early on...they'll never make the cut."}, {"response": 1720, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (18:09)", "body": "LOL! Or \"The Postwoman Always Knocks Twice\" (I'm lovin' it!)"}, {"response": 1721, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (18:51)", "body": "ROF, too funny, Ladies. This Abba song title, caught my eye, not from the Mamma Mia album, but \"Why Did It Have to Be Me..........?\" Or titles, from the Mamma Mia album \"I Have A Dream,....................\" \"S.O.S'\" \"Man In The Middle \" \"So Long\""}, {"response": 1722, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (18:54)", "body": "Ops, I'm clearly not clued up on Abba! the above,*not* from the Mamma Mia Album, as orignally thought, I mis-read, but non the less, titles from the Abba albums."}, {"response": 1723, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug  9, 2007 (19:32)", "body": "I like S.O.S. Both the song and theme. ;-) I Have a Dream is good, too."}, {"response": 1724, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Aug 10, 2007 (09:23)", "body": "LOL, ladies. And what's in your mailbag? Felicity)Or the rather less subtle Colin Firth's Fantasy Postwoman. ROTF--less subtle?"}, {"response": 1725, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (07:58)", "body": "I'm surprised Mari hasn't suggested Does Your Mother Know? if we're going down the Abba songs route. Could also be appropriate if the bath scene does make some sort of appearance in Father.(I was thinking the other day..what if he'd been filming that on the day we saw him in Winchester. Would have explained his slightly strange complexion) I'd like to know what indignities the St Trinians girls put Geoffrey Thwaites through...hold on getting a bit fetishistic there."}, {"response": 1726, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (12:25)", "body": "Which ABBA songs will Colin sing? I also like involving Rupi and St.T somehow. Any good quotation come to mind from this year? But please do not dignify the postie by making her such a big part of his celebration."}, {"response": 1727, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (12:40)", "body": "Not all the lyrics apply, but some lines do and the titles are suggestive: \"The Name of the Game\" and \"Take a Chance on Me\"."}, {"response": 1728, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (13:10)", "body": "Good point Moon and yes let's get it out of our system now. Quotes: I trusted the people involved(TLL) It has a beginning, middle and end.(ditto) It may be ugly,but we're going to have to live with it(Now explained but a sort of phrase that you could use on many occasions, at any time) Well,I had to go out for a pee.....(at Cannes) It's been a hotch potch year(also Cannes) Obviously I may be paraphrasing instead of quoting but you know the ones I mean. Oh and the baboon one but we've done monkeys extensively."}, {"response": 1729, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (13:18)", "body": "Oh and what about 'casino'. And only making films with friends."}, {"response": 1730, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (14:40)", "body": "Talking of the postal theme,there's \"You've got mail\" but you are right Moon! So! talking quotes from Colin, here are a few more to be going on with. BTW, when will the decision be made, so there is time to prepare? Cheers ;-) \"This is not an exercise in nostalgia, we are, updating it\" (St.Trins/Money Prog) \"It's for me, what it is for you really, it's a bit of a due\" (Cannes/St.Trins vid) \"In some ways, it's one of the absuridities of marketing, that you are promoting something, that isn't made, but you are at the stage, where all the beliefs in place\" (Cannes/St.Trins vid) \"You get previews, of next year's model of car or next year's model of swimsuit, or range of this an that. I think it's all very similar, probably\" (Cannes/St.Trins vid) \"It's a market, and your trying to catch eyes, with what you have to work with\" \"You are just trying to get noticed, in an increasingly, saturated zoo..........\" (Once more with Ealing) \"I was a bit afraid of the girls, I fancied them.................\"(Once more with Ealing) \"I am not a Bentley sort of chap,\" (On the move article) \ufffdI was working at edgy, serious stuff for years,\ufffd (On the move article)"}, {"response": 1731, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (14:44)", "body": "Ops, above quote, which begins with \"It's for me........what it is for you [typo alert for ending, should of course have been] \"It's a bit of a do really\"!"}, {"response": 1732, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (14:45)", "body": "Oh bugga! I'm getting in a bit of a dither, never mind a bit of a do! closing bold"}, {"response": 1733, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Aug 11, 2007 (17:06)", "body": "I like the 'I was a bit afraid of them ' quote very much, but don't know how it would be possible to build on that. Not his quote but something Christine Vachon said indirectly about him and actors willing to play 2nd Banana. I know the phrase has been used on the board in the last year and special mention to Gina who had the nerve to repeat it(in an American accent no less) when asking CV a question(at last years LFF). Hmmm....think like last year that it may be something that crops up between now and the 10th Sept that may really set this alight. Didn't Linda nominate something a few weeks back?"}, {"response": 1734, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Aug 15, 2007 (15:24)", "body": "(Felicity)Didn't Linda nominate something a few weeks back? LOL, if I did I have absolutely no recollection of it, now! (Felicity--CF)I was a bit afraid of them ' I like that, too. I like them all;-)"}, {"response": 1735, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (12:15)", "body": "Am reminded that there's no theme yet. :-( So far I really like \"You've Got Mail\" but agree that the postie shouldn't be honored in such a fashion. Since Colin hasn't said anything remotely interesting to me at least, my second fav was the Abba song \"S.O.S.\" which will be in the movie. From the lyrics there's: \"Can't you hear my SOS?\" Or maybe Dancing Queen. ;-) And I do kind of like \"Take a Chance on Me\" as well. Lots of ideas with that one. Hmm, using both?? Can't you hear my SOS? Take a Chance on Me"}, {"response": 1736, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (12:47)", "body": "\"Can't you hear my SOS?\" Along the lines of the Turn the Ship Around theme of a few years ago (and a good one it was). I like the SOS one myself."}, {"response": 1737, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (12:56)", "body": "Plus you get the added esoteric tie-in that abba (or aba) is Father in both Hebrew and Arabic. ;-)"}, {"response": 1738, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (15:07)", "body": "Can you hear me now? SOS for me;-)"}, {"response": 1739, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (16:06)", "body": "Can't you hear my SOS? Take a Chance on Me Can you hear me now? SOS for me;-) Casting my vote, either, that'll do me! :-)"}, {"response": 1740, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (17:06)", "body": "Sorry, I like You've Got Mail! It's not honoring the postie, it's a chance to satirize same. S.O.S. is very generic, and similar to stuff done in the past.."}, {"response": 1741, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (17:17)", "body": "Well, when it's the postie's birthday, we'll satirize her. I'm sure we'll hear that Colin came to the door with a cake. ;-) S.O.S. is very generic, and similar to stuff done in the past. True and sad at the same time. Nothing has changed. :-("}, {"response": 1742, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (17:23)", "body": "You better explain \"You/ve got Mail \". I like Dancing Queen."}, {"response": 1743, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (17:40)", "body": "(Mari) It's not honoring the postie, it's a chance to satirize same. Don't know if I'd want *that* much attention paid to her as a whole bday theme, satire or not , funny as it may be. Though if that's how it ends up, I'm sure there's no end to the material."}, {"response": 1744, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (17:43)", "body": "And just think of what will said on other sites about this place. :-("}, {"response": 1745, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (17:59)", "body": "I know I'm the one who suggested it, but I think a \"Take a Chance On Me\" theme offers many possibilities (and is also in Mamma Mia). I am not in favor of giving postie girl more attention, no matter what kind."}, {"response": 1746, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (18:26)", "body": "I'm just not seeing these ABBA themes. Dancing Queen? How many animatronic Colins are there to be had? Take A Chance on Me? Where's the funny? What are the visuals and the tie in to Colin? After all, he was acutally in \"You've Got Mail\"--his photo anyway."}, {"response": 1747, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (18:57)", "body": "(Mari)After all, he was acutally in \"You've Got Mail\"--his photo anyway. LOL. In a' book cover', Mari. Why don' t you just do your own thing...it's bound to be hilarious anyway."}, {"response": 1748, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (19:07)", "body": "My initial thinking for \"Take a Chance On Me\" was on three levels: (a) Colin taking chances in his career (as in TLL & BE) with not so glorious results (b) Colin wanting producers/directors taking a chance on casting him (c) what individual Droolers might want Colin to take chances on for advancing his career (Take a Chance *for* me) Taking chances, wheel of fortune, fickle finger of fate, the Fates....."}, {"response": 1749, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (19:20)", "body": "Like I said, where's the funny?;-) Or the part oui haven't done several times over already.:-( The problem *for me* is, he hasn't done anything remotely interesting professionally that is ripe for celebration. Hey, whatever the group wants. I may not contribute to the party anyway, but I will certainly look at the goodies you all come up with. I am feeling very down on his career these days. And poking fun at it is more pathetic than funny anymore."}, {"response": 1750, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (20:18)", "body": "What about another idea altogether? \"In [blank] My Whole Life\" For example, \"In Crap Movies My Whole Life\""}, {"response": 1751, "author": "mari", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (20:35)", "body": "Now *that* I like. But it's still pathetic.;-)"}, {"response": 1752, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Wed, Aug 22, 2007 (20:48)", "body": "For example, \"In Crap Movies My Whole Life\" I understand that's an example, but I can't get into that one."}, {"response": 1753, "author": "lafn", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (08:58)", "body": "Is this meant to be a play on My Life So Far? It's OK."}, {"response": 1754, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (09:26)", "body": "Can't \"You've Got Mail\" be a take on his armor as Aurelius?"}, {"response": 1755, "author": "sandyw", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (09:44)", "body": "What about the proposed name change of TLL to The Magic Sword? Can you tell I had a sleepless night?"}, {"response": 1756, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (10:01)", "body": "(Barbara) Can't \"You've Got Mail\" be a take on his armor as Aurelius? ?????"}, {"response": 1757, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (10:04)", "body": "(Barbara) Can't \"You've Got Mail\" be a take on his armor as Aurelius? (Dorine) ????? As in chain mail."}, {"response": 1758, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (11:50)", "body": "(Dorine),Don't know if I'd want *that* much attention paid to her as a whole bday theme, satire or not I don't either. What about something with Saint T? As in \"Saint Titilating Tease!\" To stress the fact that he: 1. Never does sex scenes or gets naked 2. Is happy just to work with friends 3. Is happy with third banana roles 4. Says he can do an American accent, but he really can't 5. Produces a shit documentary, instead of buying the rights to something meaty, beaty, big and bouncy (Who fans may appreciate) ;-) 6. Doesn't recognize a crappy script when he gets one etc, etc"}, {"response": 1759, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (12:27)", "body": "Sue put this one out among others... \"You are just trying to get noticed, in an increasingly, saturated zoo..........\" (Once more with Ealing) I haven't thought it through really at all. Didn't he say something about a baboon, or feeling like one or something? Maybe a ghost theme, like Genova?....even though we really haven't seen it (or have we if we've seen The Others? ;-)). Seeing ghosts of possible roles flying by....maybe a kind of Christmasy bday theme with the ghosts of Careers past, present and future? Who could be his Jacob Marley? Hugh Grant? ;-)"}, {"response": 1760, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (12:30)", "body": "JE could be his Past ghost, ME his Present, and Woody Allen his Future. ;-D"}, {"response": 1761, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (12:32)", "body": "2. Is happy just to work with friends Seeing as how Bette was just mentioned, \"You Gotta Have Frieeeends\""}, {"response": 1762, "author": "Tress", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (12:41)", "body": "Okay...I've been away for a while but I kinda peeked in to see how birthday planning has been going. I don't understand the \"You've Got Mail\" thing as I am guessing it was posted by another site and that it was something funny a poster said/wrote. It sounds intriguing though....LOL. I do get the \"You've Got (Chain)Mail\" reference....unfortunately even chainmail can't save him from the terrible reviews I've read :-( But I can hope it didn't inflict any real damage...that it's merely a flesh wound! But after thinking (real hard), I remembered the one thing that I did read this year (I haven't read much so apologies all around). He drives a Prius. ...and so I thought maybe a \"It's not easy being green\" theme. Not terribly inspired but I haven't got much to work with being so out of touch... Rather than riding manfully across his sweeping country estate on his trusty steed, Firth is now the rather sheepish owner of a petrol-electric hybrid Toyota Prius. \ufffdI don\ufffdt want to come across as worthy,\ufffd he says apologetically, \ufffdbut I have never been excited by big, high-powered cars. They look okay, I suppose, but they are just not for me.\ufffd Firth was on the verge of buying a humble Honda Civic hybrid before opting for Hollywood\ufffds latest fad car for A-listers keen to promote their green credentials. Despite his protestations about not wanting to appear worthy, he has a reputation as a celebrity do-gooder."}, {"response": 1763, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (12:43)", "body": "a celebrity do-gooder This can be worked with, too. Seems he's gotten more attention for that, or at least puts more effort into it than his career. And... TRESS!! Nice to see you!!!"}, {"response": 1764, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (13:34)", "body": "a celebrity do-gooder See another thing to fit in the \"Saint TT\" theme. (She's pushing ain't she?) LOL!"}, {"response": 1765, "author": "lindak", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (20:00)", "body": "Am I dreaming? Tress is that you? I'll go with anything, but I do agree the post lady shouldn't be the focus. Just thinking, and it has nothing to do with the birthday theme, but didn't Colin once mention that il postino was one of his favorites? Or do I have the wrong film? Anyway, made me laugh thinking about his la postina;-) (Moon) Produces a shit documentary, instead of buying the rights to something meaty, beaty, big and bouncy Yeah, what ever happened to that shit documentary?"}, {"response": 1766, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (20:11)", "body": "Actually, I'd forgotten about it. Seriously."}, {"response": 1767, "author": "Moon", "date": "Thu, Aug 23, 2007 (20:21)", "body": "Actually, I'd forgotten about it. Seriously. See, another case of \"Saint titilating tease\" ;-)"}, {"response": 1768, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Fri, Aug 24, 2007 (01:50)", "body": "(Dorine) Seeing ghosts of possible roles flying by....maybe a kind of Christmasy bday theme with the ghosts of Careers past, present and future? This is my favorite suggestion so far with the exception of the You've Got Mail theme (Sadly not practical, but absolutely priceless!) I like the Saint Tease idea too."}, {"response": 1769, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Aug 27, 2007 (17:46)", "body": "Time for an executive decision. Drumroll, please! The 2007 birthday theme will be: Can't you hear me SOS? or the Same Old Sh*t Obviously the theme is message-oriented, which means that you can decide how that message might be best conveyed. For example, 'You've Got Mail' or other similar methods of conveyance would be fine."}, {"response": 1770, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 28, 2007 (04:22)", "body": "I know I made SOS as one of my suggestions for this year's Birthday theme, but erm, I am drawing a complete blank of ideas with this one, especially 'The same old sh@t' addition. I can't think of much room for manoeuvre with the theme,that is, for those whom may prefer to post a positive message to Colin. I think \"Take a chance on me\" had more going for it, can't the title be a little more open? Perhaps, \"Can/Can't you hear my SOS.....Take a chance on me\" or vice versa. Totally agree about not giving the postie anymore limelight!"}, {"response": 1771, "author": "lafn", "date": "Tue, Aug 28, 2007 (08:53)", "body": "(Sue)I can't think of much room for manoeuvre with the theme,that is, for those whom may prefer to post a positive message to Colin. Sure you can. SOS doesn't have to be negative. Anyway, post what you want...I always do."}, {"response": 1772, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Aug 28, 2007 (09:24)", "body": "(Evelyn)Sure you can. SOS doesn't have to be negative. Just can't get my head around the 'save our souls' thingy, perhaps I will make a variation on a theme for the abbreviation, also, with stuff going on in *RL* for me right now, time is very tight. Mine will need to be a quick Happy Birthday, Col, type job this year. (Evelyn)Anyway, post what you want...I always do. LOL, now that sounds like a plan ;-)"}, {"response": 1773, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Tue, Aug 28, 2007 (10:45)", "body": "Hmm, trying to work out how my script for Pacemaker(to be known in Germany as Death Rate) can be included under SOS. Robert Carlyle was going to be playing Robert a fouled mouthed psycho and Colin was going to be a masturbatory village idiot called Crass Harry. They both work for an mystical undertaker called Marvin(played by Sir Ben)who keeps forgetting to remove peoples pacemakers before they are cremated ,causing havoc, death and destruction in crematoriums all over Wales(so Sir Ben can have another crack at that accent).Robert and Crass, when they're not swearing or having a bath, finally twig on to what's happening, but just can't be bothered to do anything about it. It's all very nihilistic. I quite liked the ghosties..could have had ghoulies as well, and Hello Tress...would have been good to have Colin warbling the Green Green Grass of Rome. Seriously though, can we lose the Same Old sh*t.I mean as a sub heading? I can be tasteless and offensive I know, but I'm really not keen on that. Will have to improvise."}, {"response": 1774, "author": "Moon", "date": "Wed, Aug 29, 2007 (10:56)", "body": "ROTF, Felicity! SOS: Sexy or Senseless"}, {"response": 1775, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:23)", "body": "In view of the recent NEWS, I can get behind \"You've Got Mail!\" This is no longer some deluded woman posting on messageboards, but is now news, bona fide news. I say we go for it. Anybody want to arrest me now for changing my mind one too many times? ;-)"}, {"response": 1776, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:25)", "body": "Arghhhhh!!! now working on my gifs, which don't fit the the 'You've got mail' :-( although I supposed I could kinduv improvise!"}, {"response": 1777, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:28)", "body": "Like I said before, Mail is a form of sending a message, just like an SOS. I plan to use both concepts. Of course, now I can't quite remember what I was planning to do. All those ideas were running through my mind while watching TLL on Monday. LOL!"}, {"response": 1778, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:30)", "body": "LOL, actually, I was struggling, but you have have just mentioned in your post has given me a bit of an idea! bring it on! ;-)"}, {"response": 1779, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:39)", "body": "Just to make absolutely sure, the title of the new theme is \"You've got mail\" ?"}, {"response": 1780, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:45)", "body": "Absolutely! How many people will this upset? I know Kathryn already has her gifts wrapped, right? Really, you need to take lessons in procrastination. For me, procrastination is an inherited trait. ;-)"}, {"response": 1781, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:47)", "body": "I don't mind if the theme is changed, and others go along with that. I was able to rework my material last year because of a change, but it would be very difficult to do that this year. I'm going to take Evelyn's advice...and just stick with what I have for SOS. :-)"}, {"response": 1782, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:55)", "body": "Absolutely. SOS material should fit right in. Changing the theme has the added bonus of you being able to use the You've Got Chain Mail idea, remember?"}, {"response": 1783, "author": "lindak", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (17:56)", "body": "Glad I procrastinated! But, I'm going to do a little of this and a little of that. This is unbelievable."}, {"response": 1784, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (19:27)", "body": "LOL, yes, I need to learn to procrastinate a bit more. I'll try to remember not to be so quick off the mark next year. :-)"}, {"response": 1785, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (21:06)", "body": "(Linda) But, I'm going to do a little of this and a little of that. Stay away from those x-rated male bags. ;-)"}, {"response": 1786, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (23:03)", "body": "\"You've Got Jail\" Or, if she gets sprung, \"You've Got Bail.\" Game on!"}, {"response": 1787, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (23:22)", "body": "Knew you'd get psyched! I wasn't sure you'd be online this weekend and might miss out on all the fun."}, {"response": 1788, "author": "mari", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (23:32)", "body": "LOL, I will be computerless for a time over this weekend, but am so glad the story broke early.;-) I could feast on this for years . . ."}, {"response": 1789, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Aug 31, 2007 (23:34)", "body": "I could feast on this for years . . . And we already have."}, {"response": 1790, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (07:52)", "body": "It's like manna from heaven, isn't it? Schadenfreude anyone?"}, {"response": 1791, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (08:38)", "body": "Except she brought it upon herself."}, {"response": 1792, "author": "Francis", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (09:27)", "body": "I'm surprised, seeing \"Schadenfreude\" in an English sentence. Do you use it in common speech?"}, {"response": 1793, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (09:56)", "body": "On this occasion Bronja, it is the only appropriate word."}, {"response": 1794, "author": "Francis", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (09:59)", "body": "Exactly!! LOL."}, {"response": 1795, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (11:09)", "body": "(Mari) I could feast on this for years You? Nah, LOL;-)"}, {"response": 1796, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sat, Sep  1, 2007 (13:25)", "body": "Yeah... Mari is excited! LOL! I'm a late one too, nothing prepared. ;-)"}, {"response": 1797, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (01:18)", "body": "(Bronja) Do you use it in common speech? I have lately as it's been quite appropriate in my \"real\" life, outside of my Drool life. ;-)"}, {"response": 1798, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (11:49)", "body": "Shoot me but I am having second thoughts about the new theme, \"You've got Mail\". A delusional 'postal' stalker is not something I can, in good taste, comment upon on his birthday. I have no idea how to approach that one. To roast and toast him with that theme, makes no sense to me. Does any one else feel the same?"}, {"response": 1799, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:07)", "body": "Yeah! especially with the reports now spreading, I wouldn't feel comfortable posting on live net, with this theme. Other thing which really bothers me is the media hasn't divulged the name of the popular Firth message board sites, whom allowed the alledged postie person, to continue posting the alledged made up stories."}, {"response": 1800, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:16)", "body": "Aw,c'mon. Moon You can't put a bumper sticker on Colin's car.. \"If you're following too closely, youll get arrested\" What kind of a guy is this who's afraid of a delusional postman;-))) If I was good at photoshop I'd find a lot to post about this incident. Like \"Deal with it\". Was she jumping over the fence to swim in your pool? Is it a crime to ask for a route to be changed? is it a crime to post lies on a message board. Jeeze"}, {"response": 1801, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:25)", "body": "(Evelyn)What kind of a guy is this who's afraid of a delusional postman;-))) But, unless one is in full possession of the facts, then whom are 'oui' to truly judge, either way."}, {"response": 1802, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:39)", "body": "Evelyn, the sister of one of my bridesmaids was killed by an amourous stalker on the steps of her home. The postie was delusional, who knows what else she could do? The birthday celebration is to roast and toast him in good fun as in the past."}, {"response": 1803, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:47)", "body": "John Lennon should've been afraid of a fan who just wanted his autograph, who hung outside his bldg. (Evelyn) Is it a crime to ask for a route to be changed? is it a crime to post lies on a message board. In and of themselves, of course not, but it can lead to or enable crimes. There may be more to what we know also. What kind of a guy is this who's afraid of a delusional postman;-))) I'm sure there are quite a few alive and dead people who were stalked by others...all in the name of \"love\", including those with restraining orders. Now of course, I'm not saying she wanted to harm him, but I know nothing about her psyche deep down. To put oneself in a position where you might observe or run into him once or occasionally is one thing and I see no problem with that (such as waiting on park benches from a distance simply to get a picture ;-)). To post fake incidents and go so far as to alter your job to get regular access to his home/family/self is another matter entirely. But that's just me. I have to admit, while it's \"out there\" now in the media, I'm not sure that using it as a theme is still a good idea. I not sure he'd think so highly of having what seems to be a potentially frightening incident (and I'd think frightening if he's had to deal with it on more than once occasion) being taken lightly and made fun of."}, {"response": 1804, "author": "raditto", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:47)", "body": "There are a couple of things that bother me about it. First, she probably is a mental case, and I would hate to be accused of mocking the mentally ill. I would also be uncomfortable mocking Colin for putting a stop to it, because I would hate for someone to interpret that as meaning that Drool supports stalkers."}, {"response": 1805, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:48)", "body": "Seems Moon and I were on the same wavelength, even though I didn't see her post while I was writing mine."}, {"response": 1806, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (12:54)", "body": "(Dorine) I not sure he'd think so highly of having what seems to be a potentially frightening incident (and I'd think frightening if he's had to deal with it on more than once occasion) being taken lightly and made fun of. (Peg) First, she probably is a mental case, and I would hate to be accused of mocking the mentally ill. I would also be uncomfortable mocking Colin for putting a stop to it, because I would hate for someone to interpret that as meaning that Drool supports stalkers. Agree. Stalkers are dangerous people. They live in a fantasy world and one never knows when they might turn dangerous to one's self or one's family. *big sigh* Then we're back to 'SOS' as a theme. I really never understood Moon's St Teasing thing"}, {"response": 1807, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (15:17)", "body": "(Moon)The postie was delusional, who knows what else she could do? Hey!! I'm not defending stalkers...listen, I'm the conservative one around here. \"Lock- em -up- and- throw- away -the -key,- evelyn\" But I don't think one can be arrested for a crime that one might commit in the future. There has to be more to this than the facts in the news blurb."}, {"response": 1808, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (15:23)", "body": "Would anyone else besides me feel more at ease if Drool didn't go public this birthday in the light of recent unfortunate events. Just keep it 'in the Drool family' Just a suggestion."}, {"response": 1809, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (15:41)", "body": "Yes, sounds a good idea to me, Evelyn :-) (Evelyn)There has to be more to this than the facts in the news blurb. That's my way of thinking too. Perhaps for legal reasons, there have been some restrictions enforced as to the reporting of this case."}, {"response": 1810, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (15:51)", "body": "Oh..I was just going to say...but couldn't get it out quick enough. Any Colin Firth site is going to be under so much scrutiny. And people don't differentiate....Fastidious Temple anyone? But..it seems like such a cop out. But anything we put out will be taken the wrong way. SOS...Save our Stalker. Can't win."}, {"response": 1811, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (16:35)", "body": "It would be a cop-out. If this board didn't do its thing on Colin's birthday, IMO it would look like were ashamed. Obviously the joy has gone out of the event, but let's not be too quick to make a decision. That's not the procrastinator in me, but one who prefers to make decisions after careful assessment and not with emotion."}, {"response": 1812, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (16:37)", "body": "A few quick thoughts: To go private for this year's birthday might be interpreted by outsiders as an indication of guilt or embarrassment that firth.com was the site mentioned in the articles. I'd prefer not to hide away, but I'd definitely prefer to stay away from anything relating to the stalker. I don't believe posts made in good fun would be taken the wrong way..as long as they were in good fun. If the use of SOS were explained in each person's post (mine is \"Sermonizing on Sexy\"), there's no possibility for misinterpretation."}, {"response": 1813, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (16:37)", "body": "We must have been typing at the same time, Karen."}, {"response": 1814, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (16:47)", "body": "And we're of the same opinion. How unusual. Guess I won't be doing my Stalker's Blog parody, eh? Just keeding! ;-)"}, {"response": 1815, "author": "Moon", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (17:52)", "body": "(Karen), It would be a cop-out. If this board didn't do its thing on Colin's birthday, IMO it would look like were ashamed. (Kathryn), To go private for this year's birthday might be interpreted by outsiders as an indication of guilt or embarrassment that firth.com was the site mentioned in the articles. I agree. We should go ahead and roast and toast him in good fun. (Karen), I really never understood Moon's St Teasing thing Really? Message 1758: What about something with Saint T? As in \"Saint Titilating Tease!\" To stress the fact that he: 1. Never does sex scenes or gets naked 2. Is happy just to work with friends 3. Is happy with third banana roles 4. Says he can do an American accent, but he really can't 5. Produces a shit documentary, instead of buying the rights to something meaty, beaty, big and bouncy (Who fans may appreciate) ;-) 6. Doesn't recognize a crappy script when he gets one etc, etc I see Rupi as the MC, and all the wicked fun included. SOS is very similar to turming the boat around, I think someone else pointed it out. And since it is the classic distress signal, it touches too closely on the stalker news and his \"relieved\" comment."}, {"response": 1816, "author": "lafn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (19:52)", "body": "IMO it would look like were ashamed I am. And it does take the joy out of the event....for me, anyway. Think I'll just go generic."}, {"response": 1817, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (20:57)", "body": "I'm of a double mind on this one. I've been \"stalked\" in the past and it is scary however, I don't want to back down and hide either. IMO this incident needs to be \"out there\" one way or another so history doesn't repeat itself... From experience I can tell you it is dangerous to cover it up. My birthday \"gift\" will fit with both themes and either way I still plan on making a small (hopefully) humorous reference to the crazy lady. LOL, I have no problem making minor tasteless references, but I don't plan on making it the focus of my post either."}, {"response": 1818, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (21:12)", "body": "Officially, there won't be any theme. Do what you want. This site's birthday party has always been irreverent and, to many out there, tasteless. So why should this year be any different. ;-)"}, {"response": 1819, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (21:20)", "body": "Irreverent...okay. Tasteless (to some)....okay. But, lord love a duck, *themeless*? Egad! [Not that I'm going to redo my work to suit a new theme, anyway. ;-)]"}, {"response": 1820, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (21:53)", "body": "(Kathryn) But, lord love a duck, *themeless*? Egad! I know! I can't even throw a BBQ without a theme. ;-)"}, {"response": 1821, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (22:25)", "body": "(Karen) This site's birthday party has always been irreverent and, to many out there, tasteless. So why should this year be any different. ;-) True-that is what makes it so much fun each year. One of my personal mottos is: \"If you can't laugh at the absurd, then the crazy people win\" ... or something to that effect. ;-) (Karen) I know! I can't even throw a BBQ without a theme. ;-) Officially you could name the theme \"Themeless\" and then you'd have a theme. ;-)"}, {"response": 1822, "author": "lindak", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (22:27)", "body": "I have to say that I've been thinking about this all weekend. I suddenly found myself very uncomfortable with the postie theme, last night. I haven't been to drool till now and I see that you've been discussing this issue. I feel that, yes, his birthday is irreverent and a roast and that's the point, but, now, I don't have the heart to celebrate Colin's day by bringing the postie into it. If she's caused him and his family to be uncomfortable enough to get the police involved--then the last thing she needs is more attention paid to her. MHO, of course and I have no problem with anyone doing what they please. I plan to be as tasteless and irreverent as usual;-) I was also thinking about suggesting the going private, this year, but the Boss is right. Why should oui? If any site has been super respectful of Colin's privacy-it's drool. (Karen) Stay away from those x-rated male bags. ;-) LOL, I've got something better. But do I have the guts to post it? Maybe, maybe, not!;-)"}, {"response": 1823, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Sun, Sep  2, 2007 (22:59)", "body": "(Joy) If you can't laugh at the absurd, then the crazy people win\" I agree, though this issue with Colin goes beyond absurd. While giving my opinion hasn't been an issue before, I tend to want to refrain (but can't help myself! ;-)) from giving an opinion on the theme as I'm not sure I'll even be available to join in. I'll be on vacation and have no idea if I'll be free to post anything anyway. Getting it ready early isn't really an option at this point."}, {"response": 1824, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (09:07)", "body": "Does anyone really care what Drool does for his b'day except us?"}, {"response": 1825, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (09:18)", "body": "(Evelyn) Does anyone really care what Drool does for his b'day except us? Maybe not, but it is a day that this topic on Drool becomes public, so I'm glad that members here do care. :-)"}, {"response": 1826, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (11:05)", "body": "(Evelyn) Does anyone really care what Drool does for his b'day except us? I couldn't say but that and $3.75 will get you a cup of coffee (am updating a comment my father used to say all the time to me). ;-)"}, {"response": 1827, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (11:39)", "body": "What? No theme? :-( Surely there's still time. I have already engaged Rupi as MC, and I know he would love a theme. ;-)"}, {"response": 1828, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (11:57)", "body": "No theme. Go ahead and post about St Titillating or whatever. I still don't get it no matter how many examples you give. But feel free to use it yourself and to utilize Roo (I think I prefer this nickname from that woman's blog to Rupi)."}, {"response": 1829, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (12:47)", "body": "Am thinking that perhaps you should put up a disclaimer at the beginning of the celebration: \"Alleged stalker was not part of this group\";-)))))"}, {"response": 1830, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (16:01)", "body": "Or perhaps Katie Couric could interview the alleged stalker. ;-)"}, {"response": 1831, "author": "mari", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (22:32)", "body": "Or maybe Joan Rivers could interview her.;-) My feeling is: why is the \"party\" made public to begin with? What does that get us? It's not like scads of non-members join in to wish him well or anything. The party, really, is for us. Why should I have to reign in my tastelessness to avoid offending some random reader? All rhetorical questions, boss.;-)"}, {"response": 1832, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (22:52)", "body": "(Mari) Why should I have to reign in my tastelessness to avoid offending some random reader? Who said you did? I've come up with my opening post idea. Haven't written it yet, but I'm visualizing it. Some will get it; others will be as clueless as the Ted Koppel thing I did. *huge winkie* But trust me, it will be highly relevant."}, {"response": 1833, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep  3, 2007 (22:54)", "body": "You don't see me putting up any Hallmark greeting card sentiments now, do you?"}, {"response": 1834, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep  4, 2007 (08:52)", "body": "Since I was working in that folder, I had started a doc called 2007 birthday topic ideas, when someone said they should be written down. These were the only two: COLIN FIRTH COULD BE YOUR BABY DADDY Firth cries, \ufffdMamma\ufffd!"}, {"response": 1835, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep  4, 2007 (08:55)", "body": "to avoid offending some random reader? Would Colin be a random reader? (A rhetorical question. ;-)) I have always wondered if not he, but someone associated with him checks the party."}, {"response": 1836, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep  4, 2007 (11:21)", "body": "I agree with Dorine. That's why there was always a theme to hit him over the head with. It's a yearly Colin roast and toast. As such, he is open to our criticism and suggestions. Might he laugh at Joan Rivers interviewing his stalker? I don't know."}, {"response": 1837, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep  4, 2007 (13:07)", "body": "(Dorine)Would Colin be a random reader? Ya never know. That's the thing with going public. Either way, I'm laying off the postie jokes. For now.;-)"}, {"response": 1838, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep  4, 2007 (13:17)", "body": "I am all for having a public party. But content may need to be considered a bit more this time. I'm all for irreverence as you know, but there are lines that can be crossed, at least at the moment, IMO."}, {"response": 1839, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep  5, 2007 (09:30)", "body": "Talking about tastelessness and irreverence...... Will the \"Katie Couric\" interview with the stalker take questions from the audience??;-))) (good for a Drool party)"}, {"response": 1840, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2007 (09:02)", "body": "testing"}, {"response": 1841, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2007 (10:40)", "body": "I've set up a new topic (#220) for this year's birthday party, but have not activated it yet. I will do so at the appropriate time, meaning when the party starts. http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/read/drool/220/new This topic might run out during the party and it would be a bloody mess to get everything set up properly with the public topic. All that has been done now, so there shouldn't be any snafus (at least those caused by a topic filling up) during the party."}, {"response": 1842, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2007 (13:14)", "body": "Good thinking, Karen. I like things planned ahead. :-)"}, {"response": 1843, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Fri, Sep  7, 2007 (13:45)", "body": "LOL! Atypical for me. ;-) But there were technical and support personnel consideratins, I thought I'd just do it now."}, {"response": 1844, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (16:26)", "body": "Everybody hard at work? ;-)"}, {"response": 1845, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (20:38)", "body": "I am, let me know when the party's starting! unplugged conference Main Menu"}]}, {"num": 5, "subject": "www.colinfirth.com  (part 2)", "response_count": 145, "posts": [{"response": 1, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (18:24)", "body": ""}, {"response": 2, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (18:25)", "body": "Live from the Internet, the World Wide Web, the Last Refuge for Truth, Honor and Privacy\ufffd It\ufffds Colin Firth\ufffds 47th Birthday Party! Hey, thanks for coming to my party! My name\ufffds Tommy Fla\ufffd, er, I mean Colin, uh, Colin Firth. Yeah, that\ufffds the ticket. I\ufffdm a producer, you know. Big time doc.. movie producer. Yeah, that's the ticket! And I\ufffdve written books. Best-selling books. My agent tells me that I\ufffdm top of the list to get the Nobel Prize next year and the Booker and a Pulitzer. Maybe if the awards ceremony is in Italy, I might consider going. Most people know me as the great British actor who makes millions of women swoon whenever I get wet or give them that look, while repressing my simmering emotions. All these women\ufffds husbands and boyfriends wish they were me, Tommy, I mean, Colin Firth. Oh yeah! I turn women all over the globe into quivering masses of jelly. Nobody\ufffds a bigger heartthrob than I am. Not even George Clooney, my best friend, or even mmm hmmm Brad Pitt, who used to be my best friend but I\ufffdm just too busy for him these days. Hordes of women have been after me. When I started out in the biz, umm, Catherine, you know, Catherine Zeta-Jones threw herself at me. Yeah, that\ufffds the ticket. But I didn\ufffdt have time for her. She was just okay, not as stacked back then, if you know what I mean. Someone like me could do a whole lot better. But I don\ufffdt want to be telling stories\ufffdnope, not me. Not Tommy Fla\ufffd, er, Colin Firth, big-time, A-list actor, who Larry, er, Larry Olivier once asked for some pointers. Listen, I gotta run. There\ufffds a big dinner being thrown for me by, er, the Royal Family. We did something together this, uh, past weekend, but they insisted. Why, even Giorgio, that\ufffds Giorgio Armani, is stopping by to drop off my new tux. I\ufffdll probably be on the cover of GQ next month. Again, that is. I hold the record for covers. Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha! Let the party begin!"}, {"response": 3, "author": "janet2", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (18:31)", "body": "Eytyxismena Genethlia! - go easy on the ouzo, Colin!"}, {"response": 4, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (19:29)", "body": "If I remember the party protocol, it's okay to post as long as it's midnight or after in the UK, so nervous-nelly that I am: Sermonizing On Sexy (with apologies to ABBA) Where are those sexy scenes, 'twere filmed so long ago-- \"The Advocate\", \"Femme Fatale\", even \"Nostromo\". Whatever happened to the heat? Why should you now feel shame? You had no such reservations in \"Wings of Fame\". So when you're online, Colin, can't you hear me Sermonizing On Sexy. The thrills you give me, no one else can melt me, Sermonizing On Sexy. When you're PG-rated How can I even get near sated? When you're PG-rated Though I watch, how can I be sated? Clothed, you were far away though you were lying near. You awe me with your skill, but something's gone, I fear. I'd really like you to make out. I wish I could direct your aim. What happened to the heat; it used to sear and flame. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Thanks to firthessence and firth.com."}, {"response": 5, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (20:44)", "body": "Dear Colin, In honor of your birthday, and in light of your charitable good deeds, I wanted to make you the honorary chairman of the Woodridge, IL, USA campaign to: SAVE OLD SWORDS You are now an official \"Wielder of Substance,\" and also look damn fine while doing so. Here are your choices, of which you may pick one or all, and make a speech asking for donations to our museum: This is a lovely one that Hercules used: This beautiful one is from the orient: Don't forget Jack Sparrow's: And this one is from the future, and you can play Obi-Wan (or Darth Vader) in the next Star Wars if you can raise the most money by talking about this one: Just a helpful suggestion, Colin, from a fan who admires your work\ufffd Considering your age, you should jump at this chance to be offered more roles in the Action Hero genre, before you are too old and creaky to effectively save the young prince (and woo the lovely maiden). Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 6, "author": "Francis", "date": "Sun, Sep  9, 2007 (23:59)", "body": "In vain I have struggled, it will not do - Dear Colin, I have to send my best wishes and HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!"}, {"response": 7, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (00:34)", "body": "Hee, hee, Karen and Katherine! ;-)"}, {"response": 8, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (00:51)", "body": "OMG, Lisa! I am just heading to bed and will have those dreadlocks in (not on) my head! If Rupe is playing oddball with Colin, it looks like he has two basketballs available inside his jacket. Unless you're talking about very different oddballs.;-) Time to get to bed before I get myself into real trouble!"}, {"response": 9, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (03:33)", "body": "Colin, I'd like to wish you just a simple Happy Birthday!...at least for now, as I can't be sure I'll make it back in time to do your celebration justice. Vacationing is so time consuming and such hard work. ;-) I look forward to a productive year from you (so get back to work after Mamma Mia!) and I wish you all the health and happiness possible. :-D"}, {"response": 10, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (07:24)", "body": ""}, {"response": 11, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (08:15)", "body": "Where are those sexy scenes, 'twere filmed so long ago-- \"The Advocate\", \"Femme Fatale\", even \"Nostromo\". Whatever happened to the heat? Why should you now feel shame? You had no such reservations in \"Wings of Fame\". Good one, Kathryn! ;-) Lisa, Lisa, Lisa! Those dreads are a horror. I may have nightmares \"my whole life\" but at least the press for StTs is likely to be entertaining, to say the least. ;-) Excellent gif, Sue! Party boy is here!"}, {"response": 12, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (08:42)", "body": "Time for an S.O.S. for those dance moves:"}, {"response": 13, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (08:43)", "body": "Happy Birthday Colin! Hello mate, Roo here, checking out your party. I must say you did surprise me this year, yes you . Who would have thought, that the actor every casting director's has written in their Rolodex as plays \"stiff, uptight, repressed Brit, also believable as man who loses woman to another, would not be the least bit awkward with a sword as in this guy who does the Mea Colpa so well: Hey, I know you held a sword in SIL and way before that in Valmont: But it had been a long time. I read what you said in an interview for a German paper: \ufffdMaybe it's an illusion, that I can become a director. I even tried sometimes to write a script.\ufffd Are you teasing here? Have I been an inspiration? Did Scarlet make such an impression? All I can say is Mamma Mia!!! And please don\ufffdt make it a documentary unless the subject is yourself as in \ufffdWhy I won\ufffdt get naked on film.\ufffd And what\ufffds wrong with a good romp in the bluff anyway? I\ufffdd advocate for it. I know my good friend Moon wants to see more frolicking from you, a little less stiff upper lip and more lower \ufffd ahem, Well you get the picture. And no, what you did in Atom\ufffds film does not count. Neither does this: So old friend think of the fun times we had filming Saint T, you\ufffdre 47 now, time for the frolicking to begin once more. Happy Happy Birthday! See you at the premiere."}, {"response": 14, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (09:08)", "body": "While I continue to ponder the real meaning of SOS , themeless themes, and all sorts of inappropriate birthday gifts, I took the liberty of forming the TIT list-(Tasteless, Irreverent and Themeless)guests. Feel free to invite a TIT. First up This A-lister, while not exactly themeless, fits perfectly into the tasteless and irreverent categories. He won\ufffdt eat or drink much, in fact he'll only be here in spirit, because he\ufffds in prison his whole life! Next Not Tasteless or Irreverent, this guy, like so many of his projects, is simply a Themeless TIT. But he does get high marks for hospitality. And Tasteless, Irreverent, and Themeless makes this celebrity judge the perfect guest. Industry insiders claim he\ufffds looking to cast a repressed Brit with a mediocre voice for the next American Idol movie."}, {"response": 15, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (09:15)", "body": "Had a death box for that last one, damn and blast. Here is that last TIT"}, {"response": 16, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (09:49)", "body": "*hee hee hee* Lisa! Hugh used Disco Colin! Somehow I don't expect to see Meryl baring her midriff like Shakira. ;-) (Roo) And no, what you did in Atom\ufffds film does not count. You sure, for him? Moon, you sheltered little thing. ;-) (Linda) TIT list-(Tasteless, Irreverent and Themeless) Now, why didn't you suggest this? I could've gotten behind (apologies to Moon/Roo) it. LOL! Maybe with a 'W'?? Naw, TIT is great and the postings would become known as titties. What do you think?"}, {"response": 17, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (09:51)", "body": "Ooh this is going to look bland and rather creepy compared to that Linda!!! My SOS was going to be Seneca or Senokot..but that's as far as I got. So anyway...and I mean this most sincerely: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN, here\ufffds a little present..no reason apart from the title REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL: ONE. Readings from the memoirs of Colin\ufffds friend Mohammed, as part of Mosaic: A Celebration of Diversity. St Swithuns School, Winchester. . *And *Omiid Djalili , \ufffdthe funniest man in the world\ufffd, well, one of the top thirty funniest men in the world at least. Photo courtesy of Crap Photos. TWO. More 4/+1(was it six times?).w/c Feb 26th 2007. Harold Pinter's Celebration. Deluded waiter, Gherkins, Bread and Butter Pudding, and\ufffd Filing cabinets, they\ufffdll never be the same again. Hilarious. Please get back on the stage\ufffdhowever THREE. And When Did You Last See Your Father. August 23rd 2007. Edinburgh Festival. Blake Snr...well, it's a tour de force. Full gamut of emotions from A to Z, how anyone could call this performance dull is beyond me. Masterful. ."}, {"response": 18, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (09:56)", "body": "Instead of relying on a bit of facial hair, bad wigs and the ever-popular glasses to conceal your identity or blend better into your surroundings, you may feel the need to take more drastic measures. As a practical consideration, I\ufffdm providing you with a huge selection of masks to be used in everyday situations as well as those formal, special occasions requiring white tie and tails. You can choose from Tony Blair, your favorite prime minister, to David Letterman, a US talk show host who you\ufffdve never met. Take a look: Variety is the spice of life! Another great choice would be: Just print it out and mount the image on a stick, like this: Nobody, but nobody, is going to spot you with one of these beauties. Enjoy!"}, {"response": 19, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (10:04)", "body": "Yowzer! Those first four altered photos of Colin are absolutely creepy, Karen! Great idea, Linda! I tit, I titted, I shall tit. ;-)"}, {"response": 20, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (10:15)", "body": "LOL, Karen. They can all be considered as TITs, too. (Karen)Now, why didn't you suggest this? Because it came to me quite late last night. Back to the wall, and all that. (Kathryn)I shall tit. ;-) Please, please, please, feel free to TIT. Don't leave your TITs at the door! (Felicity)well, one of the top thirty funniest men in the world at least. LOL, Felicity! crap photos Always better than better than NO photos!"}, {"response": 21, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (10:20)", "body": "LOL, Karen. They can all be considered as TITs, too. Make that--they can all be considered as titties, too. Loved your choices and creepy hair photos."}, {"response": 22, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (11:27)", "body": "Have enjoyed all the birthday posts so far, ladies. Think I could have got into the TITs also."}, {"response": 23, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (11:52)", "body": "Yooo hooo ...Col, honey... evelyn here I don't care what anyone else says... I liked Aurelius Keep the action films coming Psst...But next time skip the cheesy dialogue;-)"}, {"response": 24, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (12:04)", "body": "I'm with you about Aurelius, Evelyn. Swash that buckle! :-)"}, {"response": 25, "author": "Adrianne", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (12:11)", "body": "I wouldn\ufffdt miss this party for nothing in the world! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! May all your wishes come true! Thank you for making my life happier and my days brighter! I\ufffdm proud of beiing your fan. Ladies, enjoy the party!"}, {"response": 26, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (15:43)", "body": "Colin, a fellow ecologist and documentary maker has dropped by to say, \"If I can get to Hollywood, why can\ufffdt you?\""}, {"response": 27, "author": "Anne2", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (15:43)", "body": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COLIN! Hope you have a good day!"}, {"response": 28, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (15:48)", "body": "Evelyn dear, did you just show up as a clam? I thought we were doing titties? ;-) (Roo) And no, what you did in Atom\ufffds film does not count. (Karen), You sure, for him? Moon, you sheltered little thing. ;-) LOL, yes, totally sheltered and totally wicked. Remember last year? ;-))) I just can't get behind it as well as Roo can. ;-D"}, {"response": 29, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:12)", "body": ""}, {"response": 30, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:16)", "body": "Carissimo Colin Buon 47 compleanno! Since you have become by marriage, un fratello 'italia, I thought you might enjoy a live performance: give it up for Paolo Conte: Azzurro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPMn6bay3WY and who can forget the Azzurri masterpiece at last year's world cup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzlEi8dOVog&NR=1 and the classic: Vieni via con me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOqE1bEA_Q CHEERS!"}, {"response": 31, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:21)", "body": "Oh wow man.like everything was big and purple for a moment there. Has it gone?"}, {"response": 32, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:26)", "body": "Have you been hitting the mushrooms again, Felicity? You know the rule, pass them around. ;-D"}, {"response": 33, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:30)", "body": "I've been censored,oh well. Back to HTML school."}, {"response": 34, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:30)", "body": "Colin, make sure the new store has an eco-bar. Love those green cocktails!"}, {"response": 35, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:41)", "body": "My computer went into meltdown! probably my next piece of work, sent it over the edge ;-) anyway, I'm back..............."}, {"response": 36, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:41)", "body": "What could be better, Schubert playing softly in the background, at just the right tempo! a glass of bubbly (chilled)! It's now time to perform one of your latest masterpieces, Colin!"}, {"response": 37, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:46)", "body": "Pausing incase it disappears...that's the PG version right? Nice panelling on that bath, Sue. Here you are Moon...passing it around."}, {"response": 38, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:47)", "body": "LOL, would it class as a NC17? ;-)"}, {"response": 39, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:50)", "body": ""}, {"response": 40, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:50)", "body": ""}, {"response": 41, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:51)", "body": "LOL, Felicity, was your's X rated? I'm curious ;-)"}, {"response": 42, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:54)", "body": "No, Felicity didn't close any of her tags. She's free to repost if she fixes her HTML."}, {"response": 43, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:55)", "body": "I didn't think so, but the boss is deleting herself so who knows(joke!!). If a red arsed monkey can make the cut, mine should have done.I think i missed a / somewhere."}, {"response": 44, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:57)", "body": "Best wishes to you, Colin, from Rita and me and the other producers of Mamma Mia!"}, {"response": 45, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:58)", "body": "I found the missing /, I think. But the moment has gone really. Waiting to plunge everything big and purple again. By the way...how's that bottle of wine going Sue? Billy no mates,secret party animal, must have either the wrong day or place..but surely not, it's his Birthday after all. Still, at least I've got my bottle of water. Doesn't seem like much of a Birthday Party to me. Oh..hang on...here comes someone Hello!! !!!...no really loads of people will be along later...sorry I don't get that..the springs down?.......ok you'll be back ...look can you bring some alcohol or something...balloons.....I'll swap shirts.......Bastards!!"}, {"response": 46, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:59)", "body": "That was a titty in case anybody wondered. ;-)"}, {"response": 47, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (16:59)", "body": "Great job with the bathtub, Sue! I love how his knee comes up.....er, that was his knee, right?"}, {"response": 48, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:00)", "body": "Yeah, I thought maybe Nessie might surface."}, {"response": 49, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:12)", "body": "Lol, Barb, not want't to spoil your illusions, but it's supposed to be his knee, there again..................... ;-)"}, {"response": 50, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:15)", "body": "Blimey, I can't keep up with the posts, but am loving the party. When computer went into meltdown, otally forgot to chill my bottle of PG :-( so I am stone cold sober, yikes! ;-)"}, {"response": 51, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:19)", "body": "Well, Colin, what would you like for your birthday song this year? Hmmmmm, that requires some serious consideration. Any song I want, right? Aha, I've got it! I'd like to take a tip from Linda and hear \"TIT-willow, TIT-willow, TIT-willow! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjQoHZfxdGs&mode=related&search ="}, {"response": 52, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:23)", "body": "Frothy, old boy, you are so very clever. I can see you're preparing for the future in case this movie business goes to pot. Shop keeping is a very respectable profession. Speaking of pot, I've found a product you might want to consider stocking at ECO. And, your ECO team should consider negotiating an exclusive contract with Ealing Studios. \ufffdGreen\ufffd red carpets are all the rage, right now."}, {"response": 53, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:25)", "body": "(Kathryn) \"TIT-willow, TIT-willow, TIT-willow! How very apropos given who appeared in the movie Topsy-Turvy! ;-) Linda, you're on a roll...have you rolled one for me?"}, {"response": 54, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:28)", "body": "Oooh, don't talk NC17 stuff. I have one but don't know if I'm a true titty;-) Karen, LOL, a titty monkey. Sue, lovely bath scene, but WTF is nessy? (Kathryn)Tit-Willow This is for you dear Kathryn: ARTIST: Gilbert and Sullivan TITLE: Tit-Willow Lyrics [Mikado] On a tree by a river a little tom-tit Sang \"Willow, titwillow, titwillow\" And I said to him, \"Dicky-bird, why do you sit Singing 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'\" \"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?\" I cried \"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside\" With a shake of his poor little head, he replied \"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!\" He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that bough Singing \"Willow, titwillow, titwillow\" And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave Then he plunged himself into the billowy wave And an echo arose from the suicide's grave \"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow\" Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name Isn't Willow, titwillow, titwillow That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim \"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow\" And if you remain callous and obdurate, I Shall perish as he did, and you will know why Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die \"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow\""}, {"response": 55, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:31)", "body": "And I said to him, \"Dicky-bird, More of those NC-17 lyrics! Was Nessie before your time? I didn't think so."}, {"response": 56, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:33)", "body": "Bethan can better explain about Nessie, which was before the emergence of Death Date, there were people who counted glassblocks and frames. ;-)"}, {"response": 57, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:36)", "body": "(Karen) have you rolled one for me? Here you go, Boss. This one's for you"}, {"response": 58, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:37)", "body": "Lol, Can anyone direct me to Nessie, via the blocks? ;-)"}, {"response": 59, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:38)", "body": "(Karen) Was Nessie before your time? I didn't think so I think you need a good hit. LOL, I posted an animated nessie, years ago. The \"W\" in WTF is nessie stands for Where TF is nessie."}, {"response": 60, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:40)", "body": "(Karen)Yeah, I thought maybe Nessie might surface. Wouldn't be a hint, by any chance? ;-D Think my computer would go up in flames, either that or I get banned for violation of terms and conditions, from my upload site ;-)"}, {"response": 61, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:41)", "body": "Thanks, I needed that after the technical problems today!"}, {"response": 62, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:45)", "body": "Come on Moon let someone else have a go."}, {"response": 63, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:50)", "body": "This was supposed to be the pic on firth.com's main page, along with the link:"}, {"response": 64, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (17:53)", "body": "LOL, I just came across that same photo. Definitely a titty, No? (Sue) Wouldn't be a hint, by any chance? ;-D No, a challenge;-)Take a hit from Karen's. It'll will give you courage. I'm going to need a pound;-) Working with my titty's all day has caused me to resurrect an abandoned idea. Not that I need to get any more ideas. Back to work. Oh, look. I found a junior titty at the door:"}, {"response": 65, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:00)", "body": "Another titty, actually a paparazzi pic from that yacht off Skiathos:"}, {"response": 66, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:05)", "body": "Oh yuch he just popped, thanks a bunch Karen."}, {"response": 67, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:13)", "body": "I'm locating Nessie, right now! be back in a Mo! ;-)"}, {"response": 68, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:14)", "body": "LOL! Lord, Karen! (Felicity), Come on Moon let someone else have a go. LOL! I have never hogged a joint in my life. Excellent idea, Linda! Go green!"}, {"response": 69, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:16)", "body": "I loved the masks idea Karen! ;-) Lol, Felicity, the shirt swapping ;-) Evelyn, your dancing bear is cute ;-) Anyway, here's Nessie! ;-D"}, {"response": 70, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:22)", "body": "pssst, Boss! is this going out live?"}, {"response": 71, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:24)", "body": "An important 'green' person must attend the the Big Green Gathering in Somerset, UK every year: Where frolicking with the fairies is always a plan. Adding more green drinks to this party: For he's a jolly green fellow..."}, {"response": 72, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:25)", "body": "Nope, it hasn't yet."}, {"response": 73, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:28)", "body": "Hey, Colin! Good luck on that film with Helen and have a great birthday!"}, {"response": 74, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:29)", "body": "(Sue) pssst, Boss! is this going out live? LOL, Sue. I was just about to ask the same. Oooh, a nice, long, green and bouncing nessie. That's the green spirit! And we can make nessie a titty, too! (Karen) Nope, it hasn't yet. OK, that's all I needed."}, {"response": 75, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:31)", "body": "So! Linda, don't keep us in suspenders, where's your dirty pic? ;-)"}, {"response": 76, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:36)", "body": "(with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan) On a chair on the film set a Colin-TIT Sang, Willow, TITwillow, TITwillow And I said to him, Nessie-chap, why do you sit Singing Willow, TITwillow, TITwillow Is it choosing weak projects, Colin? I cried Or working for friends to not damage their pride With a shake of his curled wavy head, he replied Oh, willow, TITwillow, TITwillow! He slapped at his chest (that's one for Sue!), as he sat on that chair Singing Willow, TITwillow, TITwillow And a warm breeze blew in ruffling his thinned hair Oh, willow, TITwillow, TITwillow He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave Then he plunged himself into a convenient nave And a prayer rose for a career being saved Oh, willow, TITwillow, TITwillow. Now I fell just as sure as I'm sure that my name Isn't Willow, TITwillow, TITwillow That 'twas frustrated ambitions made him exclaim Oh, willow, TITwillow, TITwillow And like other Droolers who respect your skills, I Shall hope worthwhile strong scripts with lead roles soon come by Though I'll still follow you to the day that I die Oh, willow, TITwillow, TITwillow. Loved your Nessie, Sue!"}, {"response": 77, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:43)", "body": "Oh, bugger!--first line last stanza-that's \"feel\" and not \"fell\""}, {"response": 78, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:43)", "body": "Wished I could have found a shocked looking Colin pic for when Nessie dives, but couldn't locate one fast enough, Oh well! ;-) (Kathryn)He slapped at his chest (that's one for Sue!), as he sat on that chair Lol, you know me *too* well ;-D and btw, I'm saving your WOF pic, think I will go spin the tape through the machine again, in the not too distant future ;-)"}, {"response": 79, "author": "alyeska", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:51)", "body": "Why do I get all death boxes?"}, {"response": 80, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (18:54)", "body": "And like other Droolers who respect your skills, I Shall hope worthwhile strong scripts with lead roles soon come by Though I'll still follow you to the day that I die Aw! Isn't that lovely, Kathryn! Great job, O Lady O Rhyme!"}, {"response": 81, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:10)", "body": ""}, {"response": 82, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:11)", "body": "Linda, I know that sex toys are usually your specialty, but since you brought up suggestions for stocking the shelves at Eco, I thought you might wished to check out some eco sex toys: And what about this guide for the eco savvy customer: Getting it on for the good of the planet The Greenpeace Guide to Environmentally-Friendly Sex Amsterdam, Netherlands \ufffd Are you wondering what more you can do to help the planet? You take your bike to work, eat organic, but want to do more. At long last we have looked into one of humanity\ufffds favourite pastimes and uncovered the passion that can make a difference for our environment. You can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet. 1. Turn off the lights. We all have to do our part to stop climate change, energy reduction and energy efficiency are an important part of changing our energy culture. If you want to see your partner, or what you are doing, have sex during the day. 2. Passion for fruit? If you like to use produce to get the blood boiling, make sure it is GE-free. There have not been enough studies on genetically engineered foods to know what the effects on our diets will be, let alone the affects of using it for more intimate activities. 3.Oysters and other shellfish can be potent aphrodisiacs, but our oceans are being destroyed at an unprecedented rate - we need to stop plundering for pleasure. Instead you can support sustainable community-based operations in the Amazon rainforest choosing from two popular and plentiful herbal and fruit drinks, guaran\ufffd and caju, for more than just a clean conscience. 4. Is your yard a safe place to do the deed? Forget about the nosy neighbours, are you using pesticides and chemical fertilisers on your lawn and garden? Would you really want to set your bare bottom on weed killer? Make the switch to natural fertilisers and pest management, and take a roll in the hay. 5. Forget the fossil fuel based lubricants like petroleum jelly! Esso's screwing the planet, but you don't have to. 6. Have you got something more than a good time up your sleeve. Could it be polyvinyl chloride? Ditch the PVC and vinyl accessories for your playtime. The production of PVC creates and releases one of the most toxic chemicals - dioxin. You also don\u2019t want to be sucking on that stuff. The use of PVC in young children\u2019s toys has already been banned in many countries. Instead, opt for accessories made from natural substances like rubber or leather. 7. Helping the planet can be an arousing activity. Soap up together in the shower or bath to save water and create passion for more than the environment. More than one billion people do not have access to clean water, it is a luxury, and should definitely be shared with a friend. 8. Ok, I\u2019m not sure what you would use them for, never done so myself, ahem, but if you wanted some paddles for something other than rowing, please, for god\u2019s sake, make sure they are made from sustainably harvested timber. Look for timber, paddles, whatever, certified by the only internationally recognised ecological forest certification organisation, the Forest Stewardship Council, or FSC. 9. Role playing games can be fun as long as both partners are consenting and comfortable with the boundaries. So if you and your partner want to dress up and play \"George Bush and Corporate America at the Earth Summit\" or other S&M style games, agree on what's permissible and what's not up front. And remember that games - like fantasies - are not real life. 10. Make love, not war."}, {"response": 83, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:15)", "body": "LOL, Moon. I posted just before you. Now I don't feel so bad;-) LOL, I love sex toys. But green sex just isn't my style;-) And now, a tasteful, reverent and on-theme message:"}, {"response": 84, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:16)", "body": "OMG, Linda!!! I can hear you, but I didn't wish to see you! LOL! You will NOT live that one down. ;-)"}, {"response": 85, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:19)", "body": "Now, now I choose to open up the gates? Linda, that has to be your worst yet. LOL!"}, {"response": 86, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:22)", "body": "OMG, Linda! and just as I am going to bed, that'll give me nightmares, that's for sure and there was me thinking it was something sexy! Thank goodness for my SOS trusty pillow ;-) Night, Night All. It's been a fun party!"}, {"response": 87, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:23)", "body": "It's getting to be cake time!"}, {"response": 88, "author": "lafn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:36)", "body": "But the sentimental nuts (besides me) on this board...here's a nice finale . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfTCqJg-Tn0&mode=related&search ="}, {"response": 89, "author": "Moon", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:38)", "body": "LOL, Sue, by chance you picked the pose of the Jolly Green Giant! Lovely cake, Karen."}, {"response": 90, "author": "BarbS", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:40)", "body": "The birthday got me to stop by but it was memories of Nessie and counting glass blocks that got me to post! Brilliant as always! And thanks, Kathryn for the SOS pictorial! Happy Birthday, Colin! Wishing you a great birthday and a wonderful next year!"}, {"response": 91, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:42)", "body": "HO,HO, HO,(sung in tune of Green giant) lol, Moon, great minds, an all that jazz ;-) Night, Night!"}, {"response": 92, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (19:53)", "body": "Sue! Great work today!"}, {"response": 93, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (20:07)", "body": "Thanks for the link, Evelyn. All those wonderful smiles...and OMG that second look from WAGW...thud, sigh, melting knees. :-) BTW, for clarification, my TIT's refer to Linda's wording and not the baboon."}, {"response": 94, "author": "lindak", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (20:09)", "body": "(Karen) Now, now I choose to open up the gates? LOL, you said we were private! OYE, OYE. Let me have some of that herbal tea;-) Night all, Thanks for making me laugh all day."}, {"response": 95, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (20:25)", "body": "Linda: Should I take it down?"}, {"response": 96, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (20:45)", "body": "Linda, would you be offended if I voiced a wish that that particular photo be removed?"}, {"response": 97, "author": "WinniePeg", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (20:52)", "body": "Happy Birthday, Colin!"}, {"response": 98, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (21:14)", "body": "Reposting most of Linda's from above ;-) WARNING!!! The following Tasteless, Irreverent, and Semi-Themeless public service announcement absolutely contains nudity. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. Folks, are you tired of missing those calls for Spectacular Oscar Starring roles? Missing messages from A-List Directors? Producers? The So Graham Norton Show? Then you seriously need to reconsider the location of your cell phones (mobiles, for our UK viewers). Don't let this happen to you! [Use your imagination for the pic. Better yet, hie thee to a gutter]"}, {"response": 99, "author": "LisaJH", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (21:17)", "body": "Damn, I missed the totally tasteless pic! ;-) LOL at the refreshments--weed, absinthe, and 'shrooms! Argggggh, the itty bitty tit-ty Sangster showed up--Linda, wot were you thinking? ;-) Great going, ladies!!!"}, {"response": 100, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (21:22)", "body": "(Lisa) Argggggh, the itty bitty tit-ty Sangster showed up Wait until the junior titty announces he's going to appear in the next London revival of Equus!"}, {"response": 101, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (22:15)", "body": "Thank you, ladies, for a terrific birthday party, and thank you, Karen, for getting Drool back on line this morning and keeping everything running along all day. :-) TITwillow twitters, \"Ta-ta and good night.\""}, {"response": 102, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (22:39)", "body": "Well Colin, another year has gone by and you still seem to be having issues when it comes to choosing film roles. This year I've decided to send you a little help in the form of a personal guru! Guru: How can I be of service? Me: Colin needs your help. The two of you have long been on parallel career paths but lately he has made some bad choices. You both have a lot in common and with your recent Hollywood success, I thought you'd be the perfect one to guide Colin down the path of enlightenment. Guru: We have a lot in common? Me: Yes, you both prefer the quirky independent film roles. You both prefer roles with less dialogue. Both of you strive to keep your private life private - and normal. You both play the guitar to relax. You both have portrayed disturbed men in a David Koepp film. Both of you do a great Harry Potter impersonation. You both still manage to look sexy wearing Elvis sideburns - even while bathing? Guru: What exactly is he doing in that bathtub? Is he grieving or... EEWWWWWW! Me: Never mind that! Will you take the job? Guru: Can you afford my fee? I made 92 million dollars alone for the second Pirate movie. Me: Yes, I know... That is taken care of. I've entered you in the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. You might already be a winner! Guru: That sweepstakes is only for 10 million. How are you going to pay the other 82? Me: I've entered you 10 times. The way I see it, if you win, you owe me an 8 million-dollar rebate. Guru: What is really terrifying is that logic almost makes sense... Oh well, anything to help a fellow Brit! Me: I don't know if anyone has told you, but you're not British... A short while later: Guru: Knock, knock Colin: Who's there? Depp:It is I, Johny Depp. I've been hired to be your personal guru! Colin: Oh! Yes, I was told you were coming. Depp: I've recently become a Hollywood success and still managed to keep some self-respect and you can too! We just need too figure out what I've done in my career that you haven't. Depp: For example, I started out playing a cop on a TV show. Colin: Me too! Depp: One of my first films was a teen sex romp. Colin: Mine too. Depp: Since then I have worked with some respectable actors: Brando, Pacino... Colin: O'Toole, Olivier... Depp: Judi Dench? Colin: Twice! Depp: I've been privileged to star in films with beautiful dialogue. What about you? Colin: Have you seen the Last Legion? Depp: No. Audience: Neither did anyone else. To be continued"}, {"response": 103, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (22:55)", "body": "Depp: Seriously? No one bothered to warn you about Joan Rivers? Dude! Depp: Oh! We're back! Maybe it's a karma thing... Have you tried mentoring a talented young actor? I have Freddy Highmore. Colin: I have Thomas Sangster. Depp: (Screams) Devil child! Depp: I know! Let's try an acting exercise! Pretend that Quentin Tarantino has asked you to star in another Kill Bill movie. This is Bill - now kill him! Colin: That's not Bill, it is Thomas Depp: For this exercise we are calling him Bill. Work with me! Audience: Kill Bill! Kill Bill! Colin: I just can't... Audience: %*&#^$^@! Depp: I've got it! I wear odd hats, maybe you should try it. Audience: groans Depp: Umm, I made 92 million dollars last year for a Pirate sequel. Have you ever tried working in a sequel? Colin: I was in Bridget Jones II... Wait, did you say 92 million? I don't think even Hugh Grant got paid that much... Maybe I *should* consider a third Bridget movie. Audience: HELL NO! Depp: What about your athletic skills? How's your sword fighting? Colin: Excellent! Any idea why we are dueling? Depp: It appears the author is having a Mr. Darcy vs. a pirate fantasy. I'm worried that she might like you better and have me fall and be pierced by your enchanted sword. Depp:You'll always be Mr. Darcy to me... Audience: Oh goodie! Slash! Author: Stop it! That wasn't in the script! Depp: She's no fun... Colin:I am an excellent horse rider -are you? Depp: Not bad Audience: Why can't we get Colin to ride in the buff? Depp: Speaking of nudity, I've bared my bottom in a movie. Colin: Me too -more than that even! Have you ever seen the German version of Playmaker? Depp: Hmm, this gives me an idea! My pirate of questionable sexuality did wonders for my career. 92 million wonders! Colin: I know, you've mentioned it -besides, I've played a homosexual before. Depp: Yeah? Well, I had a controversial sex film last year! Colin: Me too - I gave Kevin Bacon one too many thrusts. Depp: Really? I haven't done that yet. Someone call my agent! Depp:(scratches head) Umm, How's your on screen kissing talent? Colin: I've had lessons... To be continued"}, {"response": 104, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Mon, Sep 10, 2007 (23:11)", "body": "Depp: Hmmm...I've worked with some quirky, yet talented Directors. What about you? Colin:(Laughs) ummm...well... Depp: Let's try another exercise! This time you are in a remake of the Wizard of Oz. You are Dorothy and your goal is to tell all those freeloaders that you meet on the road to get lost. This will enable you to get to Oscar - oops - I meant Oz - faster and make it home to Kansas before dinner. I borrowed your neighbor's dog. He can play Toto. Colin: Why am I in drag? Depp: Would your wife mind if I borrowed this dress? You're in drag so you can get in touch with your feminine side! I dress up as a woman all the time in my films and I thought you should try it. Audience: NO! Depp: OK, here come your freeloaders - remember to just say no. Mike Binder: If I only had a brain... Atom Egoyan: If I only had an R... Beeban Kidron: If only someone would have had the courage to fire me from the sequel... Marc Evans:(monkey chatter) Colin: BAD DOG! The tin man will rust! Colin: These guys look promising. I think I'd prefer to befriend them rather than tell them no... Audience: He just doesn't get it... Depp: Look, another one of those flying monkeys has come to hinder your career! Allow me to remove him for you. Depp: I'm running out of ideas... Perhaps we need to focus on the future. I am starring in a musical and broadening my horizons. I'm playing Sweeney Todd. Meat pie? Colin: Thank you. I am singing in a musical too. Going to play a dancing queen actually. Umm, this meat pie tastes like Thomas Sangster. Depp: No it doesn't... Colin: Yes, look there I just bit into one of his beady little eyes... Depp: I give up! Later: Guru: Here is your 92 million dollars back. I don't think I got through to him. Me: This is why I bought a back-up gift. It's a special edition game of Operation so he can practice taking pacemakers out of dead bodies. Guru: I'm sorry that I wasn't much of a help to your cause. Me: Oh, I don't care about the cause. I only gave him a gift so he'd notice me. Guru: ... Audience: Not to worry, we chipped in and got Colin another guru. His tactics are less subtle than Depp's. Matt Foley: You'll think differently when you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! The end Disclaimer: No animals or annoying child actors were harmed in the making of this birthday story"}, {"response": 105, "author": "gomezdo", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (01:17)", "body": "OMG, Joy!! Maria and I are ROTFLOAO!!!! Way too hysterical!! *clap, clap* TITS!!, LOL!! Last minute thoughts and deadlines were always my best inspiration also. We're sorry we missed the controversial picture though. :-( Linda, you naughty minx. ;-) Just catching up....sorry we missed most of the festivities. Looks like it was fun."}, {"response": 106, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (01:46)", "body": "Meant to say last night (but distracted capturing Nessie) Lisa, I loved your dancing pic. Was the Bollywood style intentional? It was too funny ;-) Maryjoy, Excellent, what can I say, almost spat out my banana this morning, way too funny. Thanks for a great party, ladies! back in a mo, with an exlusive offer, available only to Spring ladies!"}, {"response": 107, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (02:06)", "body": "Before Colin pulled the plug on his dramatic bath performance last night. Being 'Eco' friendly, waste not, want not! He insisted on bottling the props. 'Hot off', the production line (Production for Spring, being top notch, gold plate!) the first wave has been offered to the ladies of Spring! So, it's up for grabs ladies! Hurry! whilst stocks last! Psst! One luck Spring lady (mention no name as this is *live*!) whom claimed the water as her keep! gets a complimentary free bottle, with Colin's compliments! ;-)"}, {"response": 108, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (02:07)", "body": "Ops!"}, {"response": 109, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (02:24)", "body": "Am turning into a morning serial poster ;-) Also meant to say Thanks, Boss, for the Nighty, night organic herbal! I sure needed it, after Linda's shocker ;-) Psst, Linda! due to technical glitches........ wanted to let you know, I emailed the other day, hope it got through?"}, {"response": 110, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (03:20)", "body": "That was amazing Mary Joy! And the bit you decided not to include was pretty funny as well!!."}, {"response": 111, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (06:33)", "body": "Holy private/public confusion, Batman. That photo was meant for private party consumption, only! Blame it on Moon, she got me going with the sex toys!;-))"}, {"response": 112, "author": "BarbR", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (07:36)", "body": "Hi Mary Joy! Great post to find first thing in the morning, and I loved the Wizard of Oz \"Mike Binder: If I only had a brain...etc.\" ROFLMAO!!!! Perfect!"}, {"response": 113, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (08:27)", "body": "Joy, what a wonderfully creative mind you have. Fantastic from start to finish. You deserve a complimentary bottle of Colin bath water. Sue, will you arrange that? :-)"}, {"response": 114, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (09:07)", "body": "lol, Kathryn, I'm sure I can rustle up a bottle for Joy. I still need to supply our frend with her complimentary bottle, over on keeps. Let me check the stock level and get back to you ;-)"}, {"response": 115, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (10:16)", "body": "Mike Binder: If I only had a brain... Atom Egoyan: If I only had an R... Beeban Kidron: If only someone would have had the courage to fire me from the sequel... Marc Evans:(monkey chatter) *snort* You know my adoration for the first guy, in particular, though I'm told Atom is quite nice. Joy, your Wizard of Oz was great! And Toto too! Devil Child Meat Pies? Sounds good to me! Sue, your bottled water flying off store shelves!"}, {"response": 116, "author": "mari", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (10:46)", "body": "I am only just catching up to the party now, but Joy, OMIGOD! Too funny! Tom Sangster meat pies from the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Colin as Dorothy. All this and Matt Foley, too.:-) Mike Binder: If I only had a brain... Atom Egoyan: If I only had an R... Beeban Kidron: If only someone would have had the courage to fire me from the sequel... Marc Evans:(monkey chatter) Brilliant!:-)"}, {"response": 117, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (11:21)", "body": "Colin, I too saw the Premiere of \"And When Did You Last See Your Father\" at EIFF on 23rd August. I totally reiterate Felicity's words. Your performance of Blake was outstanding,with full range of emotions. Felt like I was actually there, experiencing Blake's pain! I thereby award you with Sue's special Oscar and Bafta Award! OK, my version might only be gold foil coated candy, but you certainly are deserving of the *real deal* with this role. Excellent!"}, {"response": 118, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (12:39)", "body": "Yes, indeed, best wishes to Mr. Firth. Now, Joy, that was brilliant, I can't even pick just one to comment on. (Linda), Blame it on Moon, she got me going with the sex toys!;-)) LOL! No way in hell are you going to blame that on me. Great party favors, Sue. And another wonderful party to remember. Thank you ladies!"}, {"response": 119, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (12:43)", "body": "Moon! I've been meaning to ask, which album did you give Colin this year? did I miss it?"}, {"response": 120, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (13:00)", "body": "I do give Colin albums every year, because he liked Wilco's last one so much, I have given him: Post War by M.Ward Soul Parade by Jesse DiNatale Volta by Bjork Enjoy, Colin!"}, {"response": 121, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (13:31)", "body": "Cheers! Moon, I wondered whether you would give Spoon's new one, \"GA GA GA GA GA\" ;-) BTW, Moon, loved your \"Getting it on for the good of the planet\" I laughed out loud whilst reading. DH thought I had gone Ga Ga..... ;-) No offense intended, Colin, my question about the new Spoon album (which btw, is pretty good, actually ;-)) was quite genuine ;-)"}, {"response": 122, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (13:35)", "body": "Moon! I hope you won't mind if I add the ga,ga,ga,ga, ga album to Colin's album collectoin? http://www.mergerecords.com/gagagajuke/"}, {"response": 123, "author": "Moon", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (13:49)", "body": "By all means, add to the collection, Sue. Sue), BTW, Moon, loved your \"Getting it on for the good of the planet\" I laughed out loud whilst reading. There is nothing greener than Greenpeace. A little print out they can place on the table with the books at Eco. ;-D The new Spoon still has to grow on me, but I love the fourth song."}, {"response": 124, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (14:02)", "body": "Lol, Moon, they could make a laminate of it ;-) I know what you mean about the new Spoon album. It's not an immediate favorite with me either. A little too mainstream really."}, {"response": 125, "author": "MaryJoy", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (15:11)", "body": "(Felicity) And the bit you decided not to include was pretty funny as well!!. LOL, and that was the edited version. ;-) Thank you everyone! Great party this year! I'm sorry I'm a little behind on my comments. Karen, I love your opening! Perfect! Those disguises you gave Colin will probably give me nightmares, lol. Kathryn, you are a true poet! Barbara and Evelyn: I agree, Colin needs to sign up for more action films! Sue, Wow! I love your animated bathtub and Nessie sighting! I really want a bottle of that water if there is one available! Lisa, those dreads and Disco Colin are too funny! Hope he never goes for either look in real life, LOL. Moon, Thank you for the environment friendly sex tips. I'm afraid you might have started a strange Eco fetish. Call me immoral, but I just don't think I can work up a fantasy involving Al Gore. ;-) Linda, That was certainly unique... I don't think I will ever again be able to borrow another person's cell phone to make a call. ;-)"}, {"response": 126, "author": "islandgirl", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (17:12)", "body": "I missed Linda's unique party favor :( Can someone please describe it? Is this topic private again?"}, {"response": 127, "author": "janet2", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (17:43)", "body": "What wonderful imaginations you have ladies! Great work! Linda, you're a bad girl - put me off using my mobile. Eewwww!!"}, {"response": 128, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (17:55)", "body": "(Tina) Can someone please describe it? Is this topic private again? This topic is still public. If Linda wants to describe it or post it again (temporarily), go over to the Help topic and then I'll delete it later. [So that means, Kathryn, stay away from Help for a bit.]"}, {"response": 129, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (18:01)", "body": "The weirdest thing is I can't even figure out what words Linda used to Google that image. ;-)"}, {"response": 130, "author": "Kathryn", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (18:20)", "body": "(Karen) So that means, Kathryn, stay away from Help for a bit. Will do. :-)"}, {"response": 131, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (18:30)", "body": "(Karen)The weirdest thing is I can't even figure out what words Linda used to Google that image. ;-) Yeah Linda could you just gives us the words and then anyone who really needs to see it can google it for themselves!"}, {"response": 132, "author": "lindak", "date": "Tue, Sep 11, 2007 (19:14)", "body": "(Karen)The weirdest thing is I can't even figure out what words Linda used to Google that image. ;-) Simply, can you hear me now. I was actually looking for the Verizon guy and something to get my post going, as I had no idea what I was going to do with that theme. All very innocent and in keeping with the original topic at hand. I saved it and when I went back days later I couldn't find it. But the url, LOL was Wowands**t.com I haven't been to that site, but I can only imagine. Uh, if you're going to that website the ** are not stars, obviously. (Karen)If Linda wants to describe it or post it again (temporarily) . LOL, no way can I put that into words, Karen. It was so offensive, I offended myself:-)))))))) Not! However, given the topic, and finding that photo with the exact caption of our theme--I couldn't resist. But, next time, if we're in \"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas\" mode then I need warning that we're not in Vegas anymore;-) But, I have had several requests for it so if you e-mail me Tina and Felicity I'll send you the link. You're on your own."}, {"response": 133, "author": "felicityb", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (02:39)", "body": "No please don't send me the link..."}, {"response": 134, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (08:00)", "body": "Here's a little something for those still suffering the aftershock of Linda's 'mobile phone/cellphone' post ;-)) Hey! The Spring Bathwater Store is now open. Come on in Ladies, the waters fine! :-)"}, {"response": 135, "author": "Francis", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (08:24)", "body": "Sue, do you accept PayPal?? I want to order."}, {"response": 136, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (09:07)", "body": "Damn...I never saw Linda's pic...that's what I get for scrolling through long posts. I'll pass on the bath water, but Linda pl send me the link."}, {"response": 137, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (09:08)", "body": "LOL, Sue, does that water come in gallons?"}, {"response": 138, "author": "lafn", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (09:22)", "body": "PS,pssst... Linda, I promise not to tell the nuns;-)"}, {"response": 139, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (09:49)", "body": "Waters from the Spring! That's great, Sue. Maybe I should add your new item \"Blake Morrison bathwater\" to the Boutique. ;-)"}, {"response": 140, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (10:34)", "body": "Hey,one thing I want to know--is this water Green and Eco friendly? Another product for Rupe to add to his sales pitch;-) (Evelyn) Linda, I promise not to tell the nuns;-) ROTF, it's not the nuns I'm worried about;-))"}, {"response": 141, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (10:39)", "body": "Lol, Karen, not so sure the *real* Blake Morrison's bathwater would sell, but it's a fair bet some Colin Firth bathwater might be a winner ;-) (Linda) does that water come in gallons? 'Spring waters' always listens to customer feedback ;-)"}, {"response": 142, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (10:44)", "body": "(Linda)Hey,one thing I want to know--is this water Green and Eco friendly? Hey, Linda! weren't you paying attention 'Spring Waters' original sales pitch? ;-) ;-) Before Colin pulled the plug on his dramatic bath performance last night. Being 'Eco' friendly, waste not, want not! He insisted on bottling the props."}, {"response": 143, "author": "KarenR", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (11:21)", "body": "Then it must be in limited supply, but there may have been an unusually large number of takes...to get it just right. ;-)"}, {"response": 144, "author": "pianoblues", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (11:32)", "body": "Lol,Karen ;-D"}, {"response": 145, "author": "lindak", "date": "Wed, Sep 12, 2007 (14:48)", "body": "(Sue)Hey, Linda! weren't you paying attention 'Spring Waters' original sales pitch? LOL, No. My mind was otherwise, engaged;-) unplugged conference Main Menu"}]}, {"num": 6, "subject": "Birthday Party", "response_count": 1, "posts": [{"response": 1, "author": "cfadm", "date": "Thu, Nov 10, 2011 (13:38)", "body": "test unplugged conference Main Menu"}]}]}