There's: www.jailbabes.com For example, http://www.jailbabes.com/white/aw28490.html Then there's http://www.womenbehindbars.com/ Javona says: I am young, dumb and full of cum. You will find me adventurous, you will find a good sense of humor and I am like a Wildflower. I enjoy drawing, poems and dancing. I have to say that I am a little gun-shy because of the abusive relationship that I came from. I have no help from anyone on the outside. Won't you please be my friend?

It's in the tradition of cumonmonica.com

�rotflmbo!!!!� She's full of cum?!?! What the hell's THAT supposed to be? Is it the same as being full of bullshit?

The above mentioned:

The following matches the above picture: AW28490/ CHRISTINA (TX) Age (DOB) 28 (02/03/70) Height 5' 1" Weight 129 Lbs. Hair Color Blonde Eye Color Brown Measurements 34 / 28 / 32 Children 1 Girl / Age 7 Marital Status Never Married Education 12th Grade Occupation Not indicated Smoker/Drinker no / occasionally Release Date 02/18/99 Age of Pen Pal 35 to 65 Race of Pen Pal Any Willing to Relocate Yes Would like to be contacted by: Men Christine says: My personality is warm and caring. I am also very humorous and very honest and faithful. I am compassionate and I love to be spoiled. My hobbies vary but basically I enjoy sports that can be romantic and I enjoy walks, horseback riding and swimming. I am searching for a long term relationship that will have a positive outlook on life. I am not just a sex symbol but a real lady with goals and dreams. I am drug and disease free. I have a very high sex drive and would love to have a Fairy Tale Wedding outside and on a mountain top.

yeah yeah yeah--so what landed her in jail?

Probably her code of (un)dress! The best part of her advert though, is: 'Relocate: Yes' NEVVA!!!!

That's one bit of information they don't give out, what they're in for. They do give you release dates though. And it costs $7 to get their address so you can be a "pen pal". I wonder how many pen pals they're getting? ... waiting to Mike's reaction. Come back, little Mikey.

they're not allowed or choose to conveniently leave that part out?

I wouldn't want to tell a prospective boyfriend, oh, by the way, honey-buns, I happen to be an axe-murdress, either. I am seriously thinking of robbing a bank though; perhaps prison will turn even a bore like me into a blond bimbo with stickers on my boobies!!

Quick, name 3 romantic sports. The winner gets a fairy-tale wedding on the mountain top where Riette ate grilled chicken.

Does that mean I don't get to compete? 'Cos I'm a going back to the little village next weekend, ALONE with my husband, as my outlaws are coming to visit. HEEE-HAW!

Jail Babes....mmmmmm tasteful :) Not sure about our little square-nippled friend above, though...

Don't be too harsh now - the day that photo was taken was probably just one of those bad-nipple-days for her; perhaps she suffered from nipple frost - jail is said to be a cold place, and sitting there with her bare boobies can't have been a good idea...

and then again, it might have been her best idea all day...

*poking fingers into dimples on cheeks and in her best valley girl accent* shawww, i don't get it!

and I am soooooo drunk!

Your best idea all day, I'm sure.

playing nasty today, are we?

I didn't mean it to sound nasty. Isn't getting drunk a good idea every once in a while?

if you're still young enough, I suppose...

Sounds good to me! Whatcha drinking, wer?

Hennessy, but I've got lots of choices in the pantry... (had to go take a shot so I'se wouldn't be no liar...)

Aww, I'd have believed you! Never was a shot person, though.

don't swallow all at once, or do you just need more than a mouthful?

Ahh, you'll have to wait for the book (or go ask Linda).

test of the new site.

appears to be working...

Confirmed.

It hasn't even evaporated into the ether claiming other posts. Hmmm. This is made of good stuff!