Speaking of impressions, Colin did a fine Liam Neeson too! Am anxious to get the latest update from the cast party. How many DD's hid in potted palms? Mushimiko for all.(or is it mishimooko? oh what the f***, we're divided by a common language)

WOW!!! Way to go Metro gals! So delighted that you got in for so many hours of CF on stage. Is still hard to believe. Thanks for taking the time to share with all of us. It makes this wonderful event even more exciting. To think you were actually in the same room when he said, "Dearest, lovliest Elizabeth"!!!!!!!! I think this board to being read by more than we know. Skits about P&P, how he does an American accent, the Sopranos--someone has been listening. I was ROTFLOL with that southern accent. Kept thinking of ATA the whole time. Mi Beee lauved! Priceless! The only thing that got deleted from my tape was the hideous rogering skit. That was not complimentary to anyone or relevant to anything. Did "Liam" sound a bit more Irish than Scottish? He is Scottish isn't he? Hope you can get those pix, Karen. My favorite was the Risky Business pose and I think I missed it while pausing for commercials. Hope to wake to more news about the cast party. With Dorine on the scene......

Liam is Irish. If there's one thing Brits know, it's the origin of fellow Brits' accents. Liam did, however, play a Scottish hero in Rob Roy. Here in Hawaii, SNL comes on in 20 minutes, so still waiting impatiently...

Marvellous Metro Gals! Soooo thrilled that you got in to see it and ODB in all his close up gorgeousness. Thanks for all the reports on the show everyone, sounds like he did way more than hold his own. New horizons ahead.....? Karen, he'll guest arc on ER Now you've got me going, don't you know it:-) A really exciting night, which hopefully ended with the cast party for you sleep deprived MG's ..... but to paraphrase L'oreal "He's worth it."

(Karen) The ladies are off to the cast party now. *fingers crossed they can fineagle a way in.* Any news??? It is just a bit after one here, so after four in NYC! Linda called me during my book group....they had just seen Colin and were about to watch the actual taped show in a bar/lounge! Am sad about the Jane Eyre bit being lost! :-( Linda was too cute when I talked to her. She was saying ODB seemed comfortable and was v. v. funny. Loved the southern accent thing, was laughing.....the hearing skit was funny too....after Colin refused to help his client and pouted, opening monologue was funny.... (Mari) Colin looked very comfortable and I loved the stylized photographs they showed during the breaks. The photos Louisa! GAH! (Karen) I left out the Smigel cartoon as well, though I probably shouldn't have because it was pretty funny. That was funny! Had a left over 'book groupie' with me and we cracked up at that bit! (Karen) Our poor Metro Gals are running on fumes now. They've been up for nearly 24 hrs, with only brief naps. I remember that feeling! Did that back in November......they are either sound asleep right now (having pleasant ODB inspired dreams) or still going strong. There's no in between!!! So thrilled they got to see the dress rehearsal and hoping to hear that they had....or are having.....martinis with ODB!!! Metro Gals....any Livia sitings??

Blast!

This is lindak We made it in to the afterparty, and as this was my first one I had too many Chardonnays to be coherent so I'll let Dorine post and give the scenario. Amazing, absolutely, amazing

Wooo Hoooo!! I can't believe you made it into the party! You girls ROCK! Am anxiously awaiting further reports...

Too tired to post all details now as 4:45 am. We had been standing outside the party location, down the street a bit from the entrance, at the corner for a bit without a Colin sighting for quite a while. Several people were getting very tired and cold, so I decided to just walk up to whoever was doing security at the door and ask if he had arrived. When I got up to the door, I discovered the door checker was the guy who had given me the tour last Sunday, who I'd been speaking to about wanting to get into the show to see Colin. (Had spoken to him again tonight when I arrived to get in the standby line tonight.) He was very sweet and wished me luck. Believed I mentioned him at some point previously. He said Colin had arrived a while ago (it was around 1:45-2am). We all ended up congregating on the sidewalk near the door debating what to do now, if anything, beside go home. Asked said page if I could give him a note to give to Colin to see if maybe he might come out for a second....was thinking of anything. He said he didn't think so as Colin was a l the way in the back of the room. I decided not to try bribery as he seemed like a nice guy and doubted he would take it. ;-) I didn't want to leave yet as was trying to observe the manner in which people were getting in, and ascertain if we had a chance in some way. Was not giving it much hope, truthfully. Noticed quite a few people standing outside, or coming outside to smoke and decided to bum one and hold a lit one, pretending to smoke it, in order to look more natural while just standing in the middle of the sidewalk at 2:15am. ;-) I don't think I was the most convincing "smoker".... Kept coughing periodically and turning my nose up at it, LOL! We talked about the 2 shows with him quite a bit while standing out there. He thought it was the best one this year. Then all of a sudden, a girl page, who the Bee's had been speaking to at NBC while we were waiting on line, came out and he walked down the street with her. When 2 girls, whom he'd rebuffed from getting in earlier after trying to blu f their way in walked back down the street toward us and right into the revolving doors...then didn't come back out within a minute, I thought Hmmmmm.......so in I walked! (Apologies to Droolers I left behind....and the Bee's had already gone home.) As I walked through the revolving doors, with other people going through the other side, all of a sudden I stopped! I looked inside the other compartment to my left, Val Kilmer was grinning!...as he had stopped me in the door as a joke apparently. Ha, Ha. Dressed all in white. No security just inside the foyer, so went through the next set of doors expecting another checker, but alas, no!! Seemed to be free and clear! ;-D Asked someone where the loos were, which were upstairs, which gave me a good reason to walk purposefully around looking for ODB, esp in a back area where I saw about a dozen people with Lorne Michaels from a distance. Came back downstairs and was waiting at the bar to get the bartender's attention when Linda showed up. Then Leslie not long after. Finally Linda spotted him. He was indeed ensconced in a back alcove with a dozen or dozen and a half people. Quite a while later, Kim and Shoshana showed up. We thought ODB was on his way out, but he went upstairs....Linda got to see th Stairmaster in action! ;-D He didn't run up though. He came back down and was standing at the divide between that back section and the rest of the restaurant, where he stayed talking to many people for a long time. Have to quit now.....am beyond too tired now. But wait, there's much more to come! ;-)

Sorry, I don't understand these odd sentence/word breaks. Colin was a l the way in the back of the room Colin was all the way in the back of the room Linda got to see th Stairmaster Linda got to see the Stairmaster...

WAY TO GO! sorry, had to shout that one from the rooftops;-) Brilliant ladies, obviously need the details of clothes, hair, all the usual stuff, but you need your beauty sleep first! Guess you went home hovering over the sidewalk on cloud nine. Thrilled for you;-))

Having very difficult time typing this am. Kim and I are up after about two housr sleep for the second night in a row. Can't sleep, can't eat, feel sick. Glad she's here. She's helping to confirm that last night reallly happened. Down to the last activity of the night where Colin was talking very casually to the four of us (Linda, Dorine, Shoshana, Kim and I). As is usual (my guess), Dorine kept her wits and engaged in a great discussion with him about Trauma and othere things.....especially wonderful that she got him to anwer the question "Why SNL?" I give her the privilege of filling you in on the answer later today. All I can say was amazing, truly amazing. We all achieved physical contact, made eye contact and enagaed in brief conversation directly with him. Will fill you in on all details once I get home, get some sleep, and get coherent. It's going to be a great couple of days on Drool....

Just a teaser, girls, until I get back home and can type in length ( prepare yourself Evelyn!!!) Sunday 6 March 2004 Number of Droolers in NYC � 7; Number of hours of sleep � christ, did we even sleep????; number of glasses of white wine - too many to count; number of waves from Colin during Dress rehearsal - 2; number of times shook Colin Firth's hand - 1; number of times playfully flirted/ shoved Colin's shoulder - 1; number of times had arm around Colin Firth's waist - 1; number of odd looks given to me by former ODB wranglers - 1 ( I think); amount of happines - enternal 6:30 AM GAHHHHH!!!!!! Sunlight especially bright this morning. Am still basking in glow of being with him last evening. Will give more details later . .but Dorine will probably beat me to it. Greatest Drool inflitration . .has there ever been this many in 1 after party? . .and all making contact? I think I made first contact . . . and got odd look from Lion's Gate GWAPE female asian celebrity wrangler we've seen in pics . . Will say - Colin very very gracious, extremely talented . .. and very "on" during the dress rehearal . .I think the Droolers certainly made him feel special (heck we were the loudest cheering section of the that audience!:) goodness, Karen, be prepared, this whole story will be an epic like the potted palm incident . . ;) Did love the 2 direct waves Colin gave to us during the dress rehearsal of the Cold Mountain spot ( which was right below where he was sitting. I mean, he literally looked around a set piece, made eye contact and waved with a big smile on his face!). Must run, but will post detail later . . . .

(lesliep)Down to the last activity of the night where Colin was talking very casually to the four of us (Linda, Dorine, Shoshana, Kim and I). (Kimberly)number of times shook Colin Firth's hand - 1; number of times playfully flirted/ shoved Colin's shoulder - 1; number of times had arm around Colin Firth's waist - 1 No, wait, come baaaaacck!!! OMG, Love you guys! You girls rock so hard!!! I am dyiiiiiing!! Unbef***inglievable! Can't wait cant't wait can't wait to hear every detail, nuance, every word...Please go have a Bloody Mary, or a doppio Fair Trade espresso and come back to share soon!! Gah!!!

You MG's deserve some beauty sleep after your fantastic night, but I'm dying here!! I can't believe you all got to talk to him. DD Metro Gals are my heros! Thank you so much for checking in before you go to sleep. Sweet dreams of William, Mr. Collins and Liam!

Can't wait to get all the details. OMG, I can't believe you were able to speak with him. I was nervous just reading about it. Great work, enjoy your well deserved rest.

Will do this in bits. Hopefully will finish before I have to checkout. BTW, Linda will unlikely be able to report her bit for a few days as she will be traveling out of town. Ahhhhhh.....the morning after. Er, the morning continuing. ;-) First off, want to say how awesome our little Metro Group was the past few days!! Thanks so much to Bee and Little Bee for their recon work yesterday. I�m sooooooo bummed that it was so late and you had to leave, but things were looking bleak. :-(((( *Big* shout out to Kim and her friend, the anonymous donor (anonymous to everyone but Kim ;-)), who provided us with the party locale. ;-D (Kim) Did love the 2 direct waves Colin gave to us during the dress rehearsal of the Cold Mountain spot And don�t forget the �Thank you!� while specifically looking up our way and acknowledging our section�s cheering (the bulk and loudest of which was from the several of us) while he was *trying* to start his monologue. ;-) (Kim) I think I made first contact . . . and got odd look from Lion's Gate GWAPE female asian celebrity wrangler we've seen in pics . . Where the hell was she?! And where was I? Is that when you walked by Colin faking the search for someone in the back room? Was she in that group behind him in the shadows? Nicely done, BTW, catching him on the way back by. ;-) I think the Droolers certainly made him feel special (heck we were the loudest cheering section of the that audience!:) By far! (Kim) prepare yourself Evelyn!!! LOL! And, puhleeeeeeze turn on your cell phone no matter where you are when you know Droolers are in potential position to make sightings or contact. ;-)))) (Kim) goodness, Karen, be prepared, this whole story will be an epic like the potted palm incident . . ;) Linda was gracious enough to make sure Karen was in on the story, ASAP. ;-DDDDD I really did try to convince her another time might be more suitable for a verbal report. ;-DD

My heartfelt congratulations, ladies! This has got to be the best of all other times. I loved the beginning monologue and had high hopes for more Darcy moments but it was not to be. Colin was brave to try out those accents, the best he did was Liam, of course, the easiest for him. Sad to hear they cut off Jane Eyre. Did not like the skits. IMO, they didn't take full advantage of what it means to have Colin on their show. But at least he got to say South Florida. ;-)))) He seemed genuinely excited and happy to be there, and I can't wait to hear the explanation he gives Dorine as to why SNL. Question: at the closing, he is standing next to Norah on one side but who is the woman on his other side? She seems like a fan he might have picked up from the audience. Once again, I thank you for your great efforts, Metro Gals the gods are on your side. :-) And I look forward to reading all about the close encounter. *clap* *clap*

Oh my goodness, such goings on. Stalking the NBC tours, almost licking the SNL window, chatting up the NBC pages;-)! Loved it all. Thank you, thank you so very much ladies for all your hard work and reporting. Now hurry up and tell us the good stuff;-DD!

Can't think of anything better than spending the early hours of the morning in a hotel with Colin!Feel a Meg Ryan YES,YES,Yes moment coming on- and I wasn't even there!Green with envy, sick with anticipation,desperate to hear all the details, every observation please omit nothing! Well done, you very special people Kim, Linda,Dorine and Shoshana. Next time I'm considering flying in from London- you girls get such good results.A bit like Arsenal (F/P) at present all on a winning streak.You certainly won the cup this time. Thanks for making my day -again!

I stand, awed and humbled by the intrepid Women of Metro! You made dress, you made the after-party, you apparently talked to himself. OMG! I can't wait to hear the whole story! Thought Seth's send up of HG was perfect and Daryl Hammond was hysterical as Clinton. Frankly, ODB surprised me wonderfully as I thought he was great in a very difficult situation. That accent he did in the Cold Mountain skit must have been painful ;-) Please, please tell more (when you've recovered, of course). Thank you, thank you!!!

(Kimberly)Just a teaser, girls, until I get back home and can type in length ( prepare yourself Evelyn!!!) (Dorine)LOL! And, puhleeeeeeze turn on your cell phone no matter where you are when you know Droolers are in potential position to make sightings or contact. ;-)))) ROTF. You know me toooo well. Now, you know I read all of *your posts*. What a night! Talk about "Shock and Awe". So what did he say about "Troma"? RE: SNL. Loved Cold Mountain Liam Neeson& mini-P&P sentences. On the whole thought he was wasted; used more like a Brit extra. Wish they wudda done the Jane Eyre skit or more of his films. Stupid hotel and senate hearing skit. I actually laughed during the Sabado Gigante ("Ay Dios Mio")bit. We'll get lots of newbies from this one. He looked amazing.

oh shit...

Evelyn, you got a little excited there it seems, LOL! (Moon) She seems like a fan he might have picked up from the audience. If it's who I saw, you mean Ana Gastemeyer (sp?), former castmember who did the Martha Stewart impression in the opening skit. She was not there for the Dress and in our opinion, she did a *much* better job with the impression. We thought that skit stopped dead when the other one did Martha earlier. V good call on their part, IMO. Interesting she didn't do it in the Dress, though. Am trying to finish to get to the conversation, but is cutting it close with having to checkout. Would be later today before I could get to it.

This story is so good, but I'm not going to reveal any of the details from my 3am-ish phone call from two rather squiffy Metro Gals. Dorine and Linda were flying high and giggling uncontrollably. It is an amazing story and I'm so proud of all of them for everything they did over the past couple of days in order to bring us all the up close and personal reports. You ladies get a standing O in advance from me! I'll reveal this one detail, since so many were curious about it. LD was not in attendance. ;-)

closing that tag. Really! Yes, that was Ana Gasteyer, and since she isn't listed anymore as a regular or rep player on SNL, would be considered to have done a guest spot last night, as other former cast members do from time to time.

Back in NJ--what a reality check. Two hours sleep-a wee bit of a heavy head from a bit of Chardonnay and, memories that will last a lifetime. Dorine has pretty well given you all the details. The only difference is that I followed her in, and we went to the loos together. I felt like I was in slow motion for a good twenty minutes until I could get my bearings. It was such an incredible feeling knowing that we were "in". I was surprisingly calm, and that says a lot for me. My favorite lasting image...Colin climbing the stairs to the loo. It was amazing seeing him do something that we spent a lot of time discussing not so long ago. My heart skipped a beat when he took the last two, at the top, in one step. I had excellent position for gazing as he was in the back part of the room but right in my line of vision so I could drink, talk, ooze sophistication-while not having to take my eyes off him. When Dorine, Kim, Shoshanna and I made our way to the back to see if we could have a few moments with him I noticed he was speaking with a blonde woman who was whining about his not being able to do lunch today. I figured in manner of Bridget I should worm my way to her so that when he came back to conversation with her we would just be chatting. I don't know why, (yes I do it was the wine) I decided to converse with her about her hair. It was a nice shade and very full a nice do-not earth shattering, just nice. I reached up (as she looked the type who wanted to be gushed over) and I said I love your hair-from there she gave me a v. long winded explanation of how her hair got to look like that. I cannot tell you what she said as my mission at that point was just to have a reason for standing there. Colin did turn back to speak with her and Dorine came up behind me at that point and the conversation just went from there. I became very adept this week at tuning out unwanted chatter to concentrate on the matter at hand. I took three NBC studio tours and once we hit the SNL studio-I just tuned out the guides. It worked well last night, too. I believe the woman wanted to continue the hair talk even as Colin came back into the conversation-but by that time, as far as I was concerned, she had achieved NBC tour guide status--tuned out.;-) I loved the whole experience of the last two days. Seeing fellow droolers again and meeting new ones made the time in NY very special once again. The level of excitement when Colin is in NY is amazing. I don't eat, don't sleep-just move from one location to another. How many times did we make the rounds at the Rock? I have more thoughts but need to get them together, and right now I'm going to crash before I leave for a few days. I'm calling the theme for this trip--Revolving Doors as that image is in my mind since the possible sighting on Friday morning at the AP building. I got there to see that form move through the doors and the doors still going around. Then, again last night, the doors still moving as Dorine went through and my mind in slow motion--take it or leave it? I'm glad I took it. I'll be back later. Have a great Sunday.

To continue.... For some reason, we thought he might be leaving soon after he went to the loo, but he just kept standing in that same spot. Was talking to Lorne Michaels for a loooong time. My only real concern was with the two security men in trench coats I had been keeping my eye on the whole time. Leslie and I had noticed them standing near us conversing for quite a while as we stood in line waiting to see if they were going to let us in to SNL...I heard them discussing The Sopranos at one point. I kept looking at them often enough, hopefully somewhat surreptitiously and with Linda�s help as she was faced that way more often, to see if they noticed us at all for any reason. If they did (which could be possible, I suppose), they deemed us harmless. ;-) We were in a spot that was the convergence of the 2 pathways he�d have to head to to get to the door. Kim and Leslie decided to stand strategically closer to the door as we didn�t want to just be a big glob of people getting in his pathway. Figured a better chance of success that each would get to meet him. What was funny though, is Linda and I noticed after a while, there seemed to be several groups of about half a dozen women strategically placed and spaced out along both pathways he could take. ;-D Finally, around 3:30 or so, I said to Shoshana and Linda that even I was getting tired of waiting and trying to be patient so as not to interrupt him in case he were talking business to many of those people. I told Linda earlier that if he was walking out and talking with someone that I would interrupt him and ask my questions if I had to, but didn�t just want to necessarily do that if I didn�t have to. At that point though, it seemed more people were revolving around him, so I figured the mountain had better head to Mohammed. ;-) Must interrupt narrative here for some *really* important bits...... He looked *very* good....and you know, for some reason anymore, I forget how tall he really is. He was wearing my favorite outfit......A green buttondown shirt (color unimportant), *untucked*, wide open collar, jeans.....oops, just realized I didn�t check out the shoes. Noticed a bit of the string from his usual necklace which reminded me I was dying to ask, but would have been too strange. Couldn�t see enough of it to play it off as it me being curious what type of necklace would have that kind of cord. Hair looked fine. MPB spotted earlier on broadcast while we watched on TV and the other day when Linda and I took the tour. Wasn�t at the proper angle to notice at the party. He had what was left of what may have been a Margarita in his hand (was in a regular short drink glass vs. a special Margarita glass, so wasn�t sure, but saw what looked like some leftover salt around the top). He was speaking to Seth when we got up there. I was actually going to say something to Seth, too, when I could catch a break in the conversation, but I turned my head to say something to Linda or some woman who was trying to make lunch plans with Colin, and he was gone. No matter. ;-) Somewhere around here was the point Kim did her little fake searching for someone and spoke to him, I think. Will let her fill in. Colin was now talking to some other guy. When he turned our way, I said to the lady to go ahead so she could make her plans. Was trying not to be rude unnecesarily. It wasn�t imperative to be at that point. While she was trying to talk to him, the guy on his other side that he was just talking to had a cell phone to his ear. I heard him say, �And here�s a message from Colin Firth,� and he shoved the phone at Colin, who turned a bit and took it, turned away from the woman he was speaking with and said whatever into the phone. Didn�t hear that. He was trying to be nice and speak to everyone. In the meantime, Linda and I (mostly Linda) were chatting the woman up about her hair and how she didn�t think her lunch plans with Colin were going to come to fruition. He turned back around to her, finished their conversation and then when it seemed he might turn to someone else, I started talking when he made brief eye contact with me. And I *really,truly* hate to leave it here, but I must get out of this room. I will make every effort to go to my �favorite� internet cafe in Times Square later to finish. I hope this all makes sense, as I have no time to proofread now. Ah yes, to answer the burning question....there was no red fingernail polish to be seen. ;-) Linda! What an unexpected surprise!

This is a bit long so skip ahead if you can't stand it :-) (Leslie) Down to the last activity of the night where Colin was talking very casually to the four of us Yessssssssss! Mission accomplished. Bra-vo! (Leslie) We all achieved physical contact Woo hoo! Lets get physical, physical... ;-) (Kimberly) number of times shook Colin Firth's hand - 1; number of times playfully flirted/ shoved Colin's shoulder - 1; number of times had arm around Colin Firth's waist - 1; Yeah Baby! Great job Metro Gals. So very happy for you. You sounded great during the show :-) Your reports are so wonderful that in another week or two I'd swear I was there too. Thank you so much for "making it happen". Keep on sharing. As for the show... Loved the monologue. Lucky actress in purple dress kissing ODB, taking full advantage of a live show. Wonder if there's any pink in her wardrobe, hmm ;-) Didn't enjoy the Civil War skit. Hated the Latin host thing but liked the potato potahto song. The Senate hearing skit started well enough but ultimately didn't cut it. The hotel room thing started well enough but quickly turned awful. (Keenan, you showed more talent on Nickelodeon) LOL Cartoons and Your Government, my fave being Bambi. Enjoyed the Clinton and Martha bits and Benny Hill brought back memories. Good accents from ODB. Loved the pics during commercial breaks. I guess the problem I had with some of these skits is that the joke goes on for too long (way too long when the joke wasn�t funny) but that's SNL. Overall it wasn�t bad. After all the tv stayed on, my eyes didn�t roll to the back of my head, and I did laugh here and there. Glad to have seen it. But most of all ODB looked like he was having fun (more so as the night went on) and looked AFG doing it. And no one takes a bow like the man himself.

(Karen) 3am-ish phone call That's 4am-ish EST, folks. ;-) And only *one* of us was squiffy from beverages, and she's not typing at this moment. ;-P

9 am and I�m at home. Would love to crash but feel the need to begin getting everything on the record for the sake of posterity. Please bear with us all, our posts will be very long, and I�m sure we�ll have to keep adding to them as we continue to remember the events of the past two days. My SNL log needs to begin with a HUGE thank you to all the girls in NY this weekend. I am honored and privileged to feel part of this group that, in spite of its diversity, displayed such warmth and camaraderie over the course of the past two days. And to the great �home team� on Drool- your encouragement, enthusiasm and good karma was instrumental to our achievements. I�ll pick up where I last left off � the stand by line for the SNL dress rehearsal. It was one of the longest, most anxiety ridden hours I can remember. Much like a line at Disney, we slowly advanced through multiple �keeping areas� on our way to the studio. No one would give any indication throughout the process as to whether we were getting any closer to our goal. It wasn�t until we finally had wristbands slapped on at the doorway to the studio that we knew we were in. True to our friendly personas, we all did our best to engage any and all young NBC staffers in conversation, which proved to pay off as the evening wore on. All were very helpful, friendly, and interestingly enough when it came to our group, these staffers understood that we stood apart as the �true fans�. I need to digress for a moment here. We chatted last week on Drool about the nature of Colin�s fan base. If there was ever a doubt as to whether Colin appealed to the younger demographic set, one needed to be in New York this weekend. The number of �chirpies� drooling over Colin and fighting for access was in the gazillions. (�chirpie� � a slang term used to describe sexy, overly made up, lithe coeds under the age of 22 . ) We were definitely in the minority as more mature, literate, and well-behaved fans. Not sure how he plays in Middle America � but in New York the number of young girls clamoring for a glimpse was striking. Of course, every one of them we talked to hadn�t a clue as to his background beyond BJD. I did come across one who�d seen P&P. When I told others about P&P, I just got this nod and a very vague response of �Cool�.�. So, we�re finally in our seats and Don Pardo steps up to the mike to get the crowd warmed up. He followed standard procedure by allowing the different audience sections compete to see who could cheer the most. Don�t think for a moment that we didn�t win the competition. We screamed so loud they were taken aback and mentioned that we should probably be allowed to stay for the actual broadcast because they needed groups like us. Now, here I am this middle aged, reasonably literate, suburban mom who�s always thought I would be somewhat �above it all� when faced with this circumstance. Let me assure you, I came totally un-glued. The moment Colin stepped on the stage I lost my breath, screamed like an idiot, and felt total release in the euphoria of the moment. Whistling, hooting, screaming, waving�you name it, I did it. So much for my sense of decorum, but it felt great! The dress rehearsal was fabulous. Colin absolutely *nailed* his performance. He was very cool, relaxed and seemed to enjoy himself. It was the best show I�d seen in years � we were all remarking how it was like the �old SNL�. But the actual broadcast was a real let down. It was very short, and included a very poor choice of material. I can�t imagine that in its final form, the show did much to promote his image as many of us had hoped. I talked to a couple of non-Firths after the broadcast who gave it OK to poor reiews. There was so much wonderful stuff you all didn�t get a chance to see. And the still images they would put on the screen at the breaks � you know the one with him in the sunglasses and the cigar? We saw a vast number of these that never made it to air. Karen, if there�s anyway we can get a hold of their inventory, they are without a doubt some of the best photos of him in quite some time. I can�t imagine how you�d do that but it�s certainly worth a try given all your talents and sour es. Here�s my rundown of the scenes I remember at this point: The monologue- Thought it was great. You needed to hear the loud, visceral groan that came out of each of us when he looked at that cast member and said. ��.my darling Elizabeth�. I know he heard it because he raised his eyebrows in our direction and smiled. The monologue was also the point where we got our first wave plus a thank you in our direction during the applause. The Spanish comedian (don�t remember the actual name at this point) - I thought it was weak until he showed on the scene. Cold Mountain � thought I�d wet myself here. Just before this sketch Jimmy Fallon was playing with the audience and waving. When Colin looked in our direction (he was right under us) we gave him a giant wave � which he returned making eye contact all the way. There was a great skit that mimicked an advertisement for a law firm specializing in gay divorces. He played a flaming queen in slicked back wig, little dog on his lap, and an over the top vocal affectation. I nearly died here and was so disappointed you didn�t get to see it. The hotel skit � thought it was OK. A little weak but I loved the look on his face when they were trying to take his pants off. Jane Eyre � I am stunned they didn�t keep this bit as was the young page we spoke to later that night. It was hysterically funny � Colin did a great job of spoofing himself. Sopranos- I enjoyed seeing him as Paulie � but thought the skit was weak. It should have been one of the ones to go but was probably left in to promote the new series starting tonight. There was also a pretty funny bit where he played a heavy metal roadie. Very bad wig, very funny bit that again, you guys didn�t see. Liam Neeson- I didn't care for it. It was the only time in the broadcast that he looed uncomfortable, very uncomfortable IMO. I didn't think it funny either unless we're talking about the Benny Hill film. I�m going to have to check the tape again to refresh my memory and responses to the material. What�s most important for you all to know is that his performance was a true testimony to his versatility IMO. He played many different extremes of accents and periods without skipping a bit as he changed from one to another. He had fun, looked great, and I think the cast had a great time working with him. And the thrill of seeing him performing live was beyond compare. After the dress rehearsal we all gathered in a bar to celebrate and await the broadcast. We were all feeling very giddy and raucous. At the first round I offered up a rousing toast thanking all the DD�s for making my �coming out� such a wonderful event. I quickly realized my faux pax � I was sure that everyone in the place assumed we were a lovely bunch of gay women celebrating their independence. Needless to say- we enjoyed a huge laugh at that one. You know about most of what happened during the broadcast so I�ll move on to the piece de r�sistance � the cast party. Our esteemed agent Kimberley had gotten a very reliable tip on the party location. We were in place outside the restaurant by about 1:45 and watched the parade of limos dropping off everyone except ODB. It was very cold and we were very obvious as the only group of fans there. Try as we might we couldn�t disappear into the pavement. Spirits were very low, we were all cold and contemplating calling it a night. Our fearless leader Dorine, however, took the bull by the horns and walked over to start chatting up the nice young NBC staffer assigned to �door duty�. We slowly joined her at the doorway and shared some nice conversation with him but he wasn�t letting us in. He confirmed that Colin was already inside. Finally, the door traffic died down and the staffer wandered in to the party himself. We all just stood there not knowing what to do. Dorine shrugged her shoulders and decided to try going through the door to see if it would fly. A nice aside at this point is that Val Kilmer was exiting at that very moment and playfully caught Dorine momentarily in the revolving door as it turned. I�m not a Kilmer fan per se � but you all might like to know that he was very gracious and kind to a few fans outside the door � signed autographs and took pictures with them. His posse was a little tired looking � an older version of chirpie on his arm looking a little spent and a few other hip looking hangers-on. No sign of Dorine for a few minutes. The indomitable Linda takes the next step and enters. Knowing it�s the �do or die� moment I take the plunge a few minutes later, followed soon thereafter by Kim and Shoshana. WE WERE IN!! And best of all, no one moved to kick us out. We did our best to �circulate, oozing sophistication�. Colin was in the way back talking with a ton of people and cast members. Dorine, Shosh, and Linda position themselves at the halfway point in the restaurant. Not wanting to �look like a pack�, Kim and I sit further to front. Our two groups are waiting to engage him as he leaves the restaurant. But guess what?? He�s not going anywhere! Was it you Evelyn, who said he talks too much? Time was marching on, near 4 am at this point. I am so tired my limbs begin to tremor and I have to take a seat. Kim and I slowly become aware of the hundred or so �chirpies� taking similar positions throughout the restaurant � waiting to catch him when he exits. We know we need to do something quick before he gets caught up with these vapid young girls, gets cold feet, and beelines it for the limo. Another �do or die� moment. Some how we get the gumption to bring ourselves over to him. I don�t remember the whys or wherefores, but the next thing I know we were all talking in a circle. True to form, Dorine is engaging in some excellent discussion on Trauma and his choice to do SNL � I�ll leave it to her to fill you in on his answers. I did my best to put on a semi-intelligent face and ask some question about whether Trauma will be distributed in the US. His response was very non-committal. As part of her report, I�m sure Dorine will tell you about how he started to make fun of our geo-centric nature as Americans. It was at this point I remember Kim laughing and giving him an affectionate slap on his chest/upper arm for teasing us. I get a hold of myself � there are obviously many people vying for a moment with him. I know it�s going to end soon and I MUST make physical contact. I get up my nerve, step forward to thank him for a wonderful night and shake his hand. I turn, I leave triumphant. Scor d what my DH would call a hat trick these two days � I was three for three on each of my attempts to sight ODB. As many of you know he is charming, gracious, polite and very much at ease with people. (To say nothing about him being AFG!!) He never appeared to discriminate his attention between the industry higher-ups and the no-names like us. He is a true gentleman and I am more obsessed than ever. How did this all happen? Odds were against us at every step along the way but we achieved everything we set out to do with great aplomb. There was definitely some kind of �karma thing� going on these past two days. We were convinced that all your candles and positive thoughts were instrumental in our success. Losing my ODB virginity could not possibly have been any better than this!!!!! Now, I really must sleep. I�m sure I�ll remember more as the days go on and will keep you abreast.

Thanks for sharing ALL the juicy details you intrepid and resourceful MG! It's feels like we were there too, as you've left out none of the great little details , like touching him ;-) Linda have a great Sunday All down to you that it is (Dorine) when he made brief eye contact with me Hell of a cliffhanger there! Omigod..... we can't hang on y'know ;-))

Whoops, Hell of a cliffhanger there! Omigod... we can't hang on y'know ;-))

Brava, Bravissima!!! Well done ladies. Can only imagine being there with you - except I would have been the tongue-tied one with no nerve. Keep those reports coming.

Great report Lesliep. You make us feel like we were there too. Lesliep) He never appeared to discriminate his attention between the industry higher ups and no- names like us That's ODB, glad he hasn't changed ;-)) But hey you're not no- names here... think he guessed;-)) Glad you got to have that contact with him, I bet he made you feel mega special for those moments...... enjoy floating along and don't come down yet.

Well done MG's! Way to go!! Am greeeeeeennnnn with envy. Dang, I knew I should have jumped on that plane Friday! Waiting for additional tidbits with bated breath.

OMG....go to sleep at 2:00 a.m. Pacific time....thinking....hmmmmm.....I wonder???? And wake up to this!!!! FANTASTIC!!! You guys did it. Had sneaking suspicion that you would! Am so excited for you all and so proud! I mean, the obstacles you faced.....and the tenacity you showed! Great going ladies.....I'm so so so so happy for you! (Leslie) The moment Colin stepped on the stage I lost my breath, screamed like an idiot, and felt total release in the euphoria of the moment. Whistling, hooting, screaming, waving�you name it, I did it. So much for my sense of decorum, but it felt great! Why does this happen? I found myself doing the same thing....My DH didn't understand at all....then I told him that "Colin is my Elvis". He seemed to understand that a bit (his mum was a huge fan of EP). The monologue- Thought it was great. You needed to hear the loud, visceral groan that came out of each of us when he looked at that cast member and said. ��.my darling Elizabeth�. LOL....when I saw this on the telly, I thought of you guys. I imagined it would get a reaction! ;-) We did our best to �circulate, oozing sophistication�. Bravo! Sounds like you accomplished that (got the screaming out of your system at rehearsal!) As many of you know he is charming, gracious, polite and very much at ease with people. (To say nothing about him being AFG!!) He never appeared to discriminate his attention between the industry higher-ups and the no-names like us. He is a true gentleman and I am more obsessed than ever. **big sigh**!! Wonderful! I like hearing stuff like that...... So happy for you all. Wish I could have been there, but it may have disrupted the good karma you had going. Seems that things worked out the way they should have......thrilled that you all got to share this experience together and then come back to Drool to share it! Had quite the time catching up....sorry for not quoting all the DDs, but I was sitting here with my mouthing hanging open most of the time!!! Can't wait to hear the rest....the question!! Why SNL? Why now??? Hope you all get some rest! Please post again soon......love hearing all about it! Thanks soooooooo much for sharing!!!! And look! An ODB smiley....just needs to be sticking his tongue out....

WOW! You did it. I'm sooo envious of you MGs. Thank you all so much for your reports. And keep posting every detail. Soon please!

KathyC must have stayed up all night too and I'm deluged by caps and more caps. Will be working to get at least some of them up today. Great report, ladies. No detail is ever too small, too insignificant for this group. Salt on the rim of his glass? ;-) Colin's friendliness at the party doesn't surprise me at all. There have been a number of eyewitness accounts before. He's a gregarious kind of guy and likes to party, which is why sometimes that public facade he puts on seems so phony to me. Never thought to ask D&L last night if anyone thought to pick up an artifact from the restaurant, something that Colin touched, something of his, a used cocktail napkin? ;-)

Thanks, Metro Girls, for the great reports! You all handled yourselves so well - determined and resourceful, awestruct but respectful when face to face with THE MAN. I don't think I could have been so cool-headed. You are a credit to all Colin Fans.

(leslie)I am honored and privileged to feel part of this group that, in spite of its diversity, displayed such warmth and camaraderie over the course of the past two days. And to the great �home team� on Drool- your encouragement, enthusiasm and good karma was instrumental to our achievements. What a nice thing to say, Leslie.Thank you. Can't tell you how much we have appreciated all of your reports. Made us feel we were there with you. A board is only as nice as its members.....and the host who sets the tone. (But don't tell her!) Sorry to hear that the young gals have not seen P&P. That really was his "Super Bowl"

(Leslie) I am honored and privileged to feel part of this group that, in spite of its diversity, displayed such warmth and camaraderie over the course of the past two days. And to the great �home team� on Drool- your encouragement, enthusiasm and good karma was instrumental to our achievements. A big part (a huge part) of the "Colin Experience" for me is the women I have met on this board. Each and every one I have had the privilege to meet has just added, in such a positive way, to the whole event. I'm still so happy for you all....and so glad you got to have those few days together to do some "Drool Bonding". BTW, have spoken to both Linda (who will post when she has time, but has a family obligation this weekend) and Dorine. Both will post ASAP and try to add to the tale and answer those burning questions.....like about that cocktail napkin Karen asked about! Inquiring minds want to know!!!!

Moon and Mari, where the hell are ya?! Oh, just remembered....can someone send Leslie the link to the Potted Palm story that Linda, Rika, and I made up? Thanks! (Karen) No detail is ever too small, too insignificant for this group (Me)saw what looked like some leftover salt around the top There was a lime, too. ;-) Well it seems I did mess up on a clothing detail, which surprisingly I haven't been corrected on yet....the shirt was black or dark blue....the same one that he had on at the end of the show. He must have literally just ended the show and headed to the party. He did also have a green one on at some point in the Dress. I just watched a snippet of the end of the show. We had been discussing at the Dress, that you can tell at the end of the show when the host and cast are gathered onstage to say goodbye, whether the cast liked the host or not. At the end of the Dress, he was hugged by many including a couple of the women, Jimmy Fallon, the tall black guy he gave a brother-ish handshake and they hugged and maybe Seth. I noticed that after the show, other than Norah Jones and Ana G, he spent most of the time wandering around the stage while everyone else hugged each other. He may have hugged or shook hands with one other person. Will have to watch again. I don't remember who said the skits were too long, Sonia maybe. The irony is, they cut stuff out of virtually every skit, including Weekend Update. My least favorite skit was the courtroom and the Liam Neeson one. Wish they'd axed those. But they dropped the one set on a ship, so that was ok. Though he was wearing breeches and looked v. good in them (though with a not so hot wig), that was an awful skit.

(leslie)I am honored and privileged to feel part of this group that, in spite of its diversity, displayed such warmth and camaraderie over the course of the past two days. And to the great �home team� on Drool- your encouragement, enthusiasm and good karma was instrumental to our achievements. It is always wonderful to read things like this and to know that the Drool experience never changes. Whether it is the kind of people who are attracted to this place and who want to be an active participant, I don't know but I love it. Thank you for expressing it so well, Leslie. (Dorine) He must have literally just ended the show and headed to the party. Par for his course. He was out of the Donmar like a flash each night. ;-) While it may be disappointing to some that he didn't do more period pieces or they got cut, I'm thrilled about what he did in the show. He showed the small pea-brained casting types that he is comfortable in contemporary settings and can do all sorts of accents. The ones on the show were exaggerated, but it showed he can be more than the repressed, smouldering, glowering upper-class Brit, which is where he's been pidgeonholed for quite some time. And, even though the show may have had its high and lows (as do all SNLs), he came off very well IMO. I'm telling ya, this could pay off royally if he doesn't blow it. A big if. ;-) Keep those candles lit, Bee and Barb and everyone else. FYI, it's doubtful that most of the audience even knew who Benny Hill was.

Something I just remembered... We had been very concerned about the 'Norah Jones angle' over the weekend. Thought her presence on the show was putting a lot of pressure on these already difficult to score tickets. While standing on line to get our standby tix on Sat am we spent a lot of time analyzing the others on line. Most looked like young 'spring breakers', there for what we assumed was Norah. Much to our surprise when we entered the studio, it was immediately clear this was a 'Colin crowd' and that carried through the entire show. Even when Don Pardo was doing his audience warm up, Colin generated far more excitement and applause than Norah. Go figure?? Too bad most them were so ill versed in his wide body of work. Was the same at the after party. Norah hung out with a relatively small group all evening. Colin, on the other hand, was mobbed throughout the party.

(Karen) I'm telling ya, this could pay off royally if he doesn't blow it. I was wondering how those of you in the know would sum up the career implications of his SNL experiment. Any suggestions on how best not to blow it? Other than Nanny Mc of course, what is the ultimate follow-up?

A major comedy role for Colin would be a logical outcome of SNL. Look at how many major careers SNL has launched, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, Billy Crystal, Dana Carvey, David Spade, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell and more, I've left dozens out.

A multi-part question. ;-) As Colin is not a regular cast member of SNL, the above comparison isn't at all what I would conclude from his guest appearance. Career Implications: Ability to be cast as an American and in contemporary settings with audience recognition and believability. Casting people look at what you've done lately. No one is going to seek out two rather obscure instances where Colin used an American accent. Some would even like to forget ATA and the other. ;-) Whereas other imports from the UK/Ireland/Australia hit our shores with excellent American (and other) accents and they've been able to go back and forth as needs be with perfect believability. Not Blowing It: Needs to get a manager or use his American agent more in that capacity. Will also offer up own time to give opinion on scripts, offers, etc. Ultimate follow-up: You're right, definitely not McPhooey. Could be anything though, but IMO not a rom-com, not a comedy, not a family-oriented picture. He needs to star in a drama (not co-star) being directed by a hot director. Doesn't have to be big budget. In fact, I prefer it not be of the factory-made type. I want something that calls attention to his acting skills, not his pretty face but that's just me.

Have been hanging on every word of every report! MGs, you did us proud, and am in awe of your tenacity and resourcefulness. What fun, and I'm so happy that it turned out so spectacularly for you! It sounds like Colin enjoyed himself tremendously, and had a very positive experience. I am so happy for him, and yes, relieved, too. This was the funniest SNL in recent memory, and I thought Colin was nicely showcased in a broad range of situations. Colin, I am very proud of YOU!:-) Now . . . what did he say when you talked to him???!!! Am dying here, we want more more more!:-) Why SNL and how did it come about?

(Karen)Never thought to ask D&L last night if anyone thought to pick up an artifact from the restaurant, something that Colin touched, something of his, a used cocktail napkin? ;-) I was considering it for some time, but he did continue glancing in my direction (I probably looked like nervous, crazed terrorist), so I did not steal his napkin and straw. Would have been too weird. There's not much more that I can add about the show or ODB in general, besides Dorine's discussion with Colin, which was v. amusing, but I think that's her territory. Sorry. ;-) (Sandy)except I would have been the tongue-tied one with no nerve AKA Me. I was the last one to sneak into the party. Got in by asking chirpie to pretend I was coming in with her after smoke break. Many thanks to Kim, for standing with me after he seemed finished talking to us and pushing me up, noting to him that I was shy (was doing dead possum imitation out of fear and excitement). He shook my hand. What a gentleman! What lovely, large, warm soft hands, and good tight strong squeeze to the shake!!! Oh, and he looked AFG! Gaah! Very slender and soooo tall. Though he did seem a bit squiffy (I was just in Colin overload). Am still a bit confused as to why I said what I then said. (The words just come out of my mouth without much consideration of the consequences.) Told him how impressed I was with his amazing acting skills, particularly in AZ. Then added, for some reason, that I study psychopathology, and he does an amazing job portraying personality disorders. Why? Why??? Doom!!! Got v. bizarre look from him and nearby people. I gushed, "That's a compliment. Really!" Felt like total IDIOT and politely walked away, smacking forehead with hand (left hand; right hand was still tingly from touching his). Wish I could have just been silly chirpie (though I fit in the age category, I get pained just looking at the prerequisite shoes and short/tight clothing). By that point was coming down from Colin adrenaline high and poisoning from second-hand smoke (sorry DD's). Still am smacking myself on forehead, but mostly because I am confused as to reality of day's events. Like one long, bizarre, but happy dream. Best part though, by far, was playing with other Metro Gals! Blegh, babbling. Sorry Ev! BTW, Ada, if you're there, I claim the pirate hat from the before ad break stills (please?!!!!). Leslie is my witness. ;-P

(Karen) Doesn't have to be big budget. In fact, I prefer it not be of the factory-made type. I want something that calls attention to his acting skills, not his pretty face but that's just me. I hear where you're coming from but I kinda lean to a factory-made next if he wishes to gain more attention. I think he has to go big time mainstream but choose a different genre of pic - that is no rom-com ! He needs major exposure in a good serious role and that will probably only come from a major flick. He just does not get noticed in the minor films. For instance he probably got more exposure for WAGW than he'll ever get for Trauma. Unfortunately the majority of audience seems to flock to big studio productions. His track record of off-mainstream "acting skills" pics hasn't led him anywhere except to our tape collections imo.

You girls are simply amazing! Thanks for all your wonderful reports and anecdotes. And Shoshana, don't feel bad, I'm sure most of us would have done something similar in that situation - I know I would have!!LOL

Got v. bizarre look from him and nearby people. I gushed, "That's a compliment. Really!" Felt like total IDIOT and politely walked away, smacking forehead with hand (left hand; right hand was still tingly from touching his). Shoshana, if it's any consolation, you can think of it as a very Bridget-esque moment. At least you said SOMETHING. I stood right next to him after the GWAPE BAFTA Q&A and couldn't bring myself to say a word, not even something as simple as, "I really enjoyed your performance."

The episode guide is up for last night, complete with descriptions of the skits and some pics: http://snlonline.tv/Episodes/03-06-04/03-06-04.htm Here are all the Colin ones since dealing with the caps is going to take me, like, forever. ;-) (and that's Rachel)

Haven't posted for a long time, but am following your every move, dear DD's. So glad to read some of you got to meet him. I'm so thrilled for you :-) As has been posted before, so good of you to share with the rest of us. And I mean encounters, pictures, articles and so on. Karen, thank you for posting the larger caps from the show. The small ones are very hard on the eyes this time of night :-)

NY DD's, you're incredible! Some random thoughts: I'd love to know how it was decided who would get to plant that kiss. IMO hosting SNL is an industry standard - a statement the host has made it to a certain status level, including a substantial amount of public recognition. I've been watching off and on since the show began in the mid seventies. While the quality of the show varies the actors who host all seem to have staying power. Again IMO, Colin's performance was top notch. I actually laughed out loud in some parts - rare for me. I'd like to think this was a way of saying he's ready, willing, and able to be more than just a "jobbing" actor and is working to be more visible in the US. The ending came across as friendly to me. He kissed the two women on the forhead and hugged a couple of people. Then stayed late at the party. Details! We need more details, please.

Karen, many many thanks! Now I can actually picture what you were all talking about. Great to see the essence of the show and all the different guises he adopted. Cold Mountain looks fun. Can anyone fill me in on who he is in the brown jacket with "History" on the cap. Looks uncannily like a young Robert Vaughn!

(Lizza) Can anyone fill me in on who he is in the brown jacket with "History" on the cap. Looks uncannily like a young Robert Vaughn! LOL! That's Colin as Liam Neeson, introducing another "controversial" film about Jesus, but starring Benny Hill.

OK, back to the party..... When I made eye contact with Colin, his attention was still being divided by Miss Hair-Do and the Cell Phone guy. So I basically just kept looking at him til he looked at me long enough that I could put out my hand to shake his and congratulate him on the show.... Keep in mind there a few longer sentences from him I may paraphrase more as I didn't hear every word, or don't remember every exact words.....If any of you standing around heard something different than I did, please fill in. D: Congratulations, well done! C: Thanks. D: I was able to see Trauma at Sundance. I liked it. C: Oh, good. D: Have you seen it? C: Yes. D: A final cut? (He was interrupted by someone here. He was trying to listen to us both. I repeated the question.) D: You saw the final cut? C: Yes. D: Did you like it? C: Yes.......but it had problems. D: Problems with what? C: The narrative. D: Such as? He looks away for a moment contemplating C: It's not like Memento where it had kind of an exciting ending and..... I think this is what he said, but it didn't make sense to me as I actually found it similar in some ways to Memento. I could swear he said he thought it moved slowly, but it could be just me, though I just called Linda and she thought so, too. I thought it was Linda who asked about the US distribution, but apparently it was Leslie.... L: Do you think it will get distributed in the US? C: I don't know. I don't know if it will be distributed anywhere. I didn't bother to inform him of the various countries it's been bought or that it has a tentative August release date in the UK. ;-)) I was trying to ask something else when someone kind of behind him right side came up to say something or say goodbye. He turned his head around and saw I was trying to say something while someone else was trying to talk to him and he said C: I'm so sorry.... and held out his arm toward me as an acknowledgement that he knew I had something to say and he wanted to hear it. When I got his attention back I said..... D: So how did all this come about? I wouldn't necessarily have thought to put SNL and you in the same sentence. C: They called and asked me, so I said yes. I had never heard of them. Cue extremely incredulous look on my face and in tone of voice.... D: You've never heard of Saturday Night Live?!! (He was starting to say something here, but I pressed on....bad salesman! bad!)...It's been around for *30* years! *And* you lived in America at one point! C: That's when I was 12!! D: What year was that?! C: 1971! D: Ah, ok. Can you tell with all the exclamation points it was an extremely animated conversation on both our parts. There's unfortunately no real way to accurately convey the tones of our voices in the above or the rest. It's pretty amusing. Then he starts going off on the US-centric stuff.... C: You Americans think that you have some big TV shows and the rest of the world should know them all!!! (that's the gist if not verbatim) We have some big shows and comedians in England, but you all would never have heard of them!! D: I bet I would have!!! Like what?!! (I felt kinda cocky thinking he would name some of the gazillion British comedy shows I've watched on PBS or BBC America for the last 25 years. Silly me! ;-)) C: Tony Hancock!! He's one of the classic comedians in Britain!! (Should've seen his face...he was very adamant and animated. Very amusing! Kind of looking at me like..."Well?!!") And he just stares at me waiting for a reply while I'm thinking....GAH!! Who the hell is that?!! It sounds maybe distantly familiar, but don't know enough to bluff through if I said yes and we started to talk about that, esp if he said, "oh yeah, what did he do?") D: To self....Dammit!! D: (to Colin) Ok.... no I don't know him. What else?! Colin named someone else saying he was a classic, too, but didn't hear the name well. (Just tried a site listing to see if it would jog my memory, to no avail). Didn't matter, had never heard of him either. Foiled again!! Bugger, bugger!! D: Alright, no, I don't know him either. Just looked up Tony Hancock....he died when I was 3!! His radio shows and what ever else were in the 50's!! At least in the brief information I could find just now. Wish I'd known that talking to him, I could've come back with a snappy answer. At this moment, that is the last of the conversation in my brain. I remember saying thanks and goodbye and walking out of the way of other people around. This is where the other MG's got to talk to him briefly. It was after 4am at this point and he really seemed to still be going strong. At least I didn't notice he seemed overly tired. God knows we were. Wonder how long he stayed. Quite the difference from the TIOBE party. Different circumstances. ;-) So we all went to our respective homes away from home. ;-)

What an exciting time for all of us, and especially our lucky and v. clever Metro Gals! All your hard work and sleuthing paid off in a lovely way, and I'm so happy for you! I know everyone is exhausted now and still heavily under the influence of ODB, but please remember - ab-solutely no detail is too small to mention. Love the way Shosh described his handshake. Gush all you want to, ladies! I thought Colin did an outstanding job with his first live sketch comedy show. Aside from his gorgeousness, he was game to try anything and seemed to be having a great time. Some skits were better than others, of course. I wish they had done more with him and Seth as Colin and Hugh, and it would have been wonderful to see him in the knee britches. Thanks Karen for getting the screen caps up so soon.

C: Tony Hancock!! He's one of the classic comedians in Britain!! A real classic! His TV shows are repeated at odd hours even now. I remember my mother saying she used to listen to his radio shows but I only remember repeats of his TV stuff. Regular watching at our house though. As far as Benny Hill goes! I really never liked his humour. A bit too ridiculously smutty. Then he wrote a book and I had to deal with him and he was less than pleasing to be around and deal with! And that's all I have to say about Benny Hill except to add that the thing I remember most was almost having a knock out argument with him about certain "star" demands.

(Hen)....it would have been wonderful to see him in the knee britches. We did see him in knee britches. There was a nautical sketch named (believe it or not) the History Channel's "Doucebag of the Month". The sketch was as bad as the title and we were glad they dropped it. However...he was dressed in white britches, knee boots, and period navel jacket with a bad white wig that included a ponytail. Aside from the bad skit he looked AFG in the costume. Funny aside...both Linda and I observed him offstage while he waited for his entry. Both she and I noticed Colin very definitely adjusting his 'lie' in those britches before coming onstage. Too bad the other MG's mised this lovely sight.

Oh.....My......God!!! NOW I remember why the name Tony Hancock was fleetingly familiar!!! The BAFTA East Coast Vice Chair whom I know, was married to him!! GAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I could have had a comeback for him!!! Dammit!!!!!

(Locarol) Then he wrote a book and I had to deal with him Thank you!! Even though you were referring to Benny Hill, that's the sentence that triggered the recall of Tony Hancock for me. I have heard her say on a couple of occasions and in an interview talk about dealing with aspects of his career. Bugger!!

C: They called and asked me, so I said yes. I had never heard of them. So, there must be at least one Colin fan with some power at SNL. Then again maybe there is a Katie connection. Would love to know what made them ask him in the first place.

If you go to this website, you can see pics of Colin from each of the sketches/bits he was involved in by clicking on the relevant name: http://snlarc.jt.org/ep.php?i=0403062

C: They called and asked me, so I said yes. I had never heard of them. This comment still leaves me astounded. It's a kind of institution show that attracts some comment across the world. It's mentioned so many times when an actor's career is time-lined, etc. He might never have seen the show but I cannot imagine he had never heard of it. Perhaps he got his verbs confused. ;-)

Well, either way, it was fun to kind of verbally "spar" with him.

(gomezdo) Well, either way, it was fun to kind of verbally "spar" with him. Oh absolutely! I bet you wish you had a tape recorder hidden somewhere! ;-)

(Dorine)Well, either way, it was fun to kind of verbally "spar" with him. And I think that's exactly what he had in mind.;-) No way would someone in his position who has worked in the industry for the past 20 years not know SNL. Especially given his knowledge of American pop culture, movies, music, books, obscure rock stars, etc. He was having some fun with you--but that's a good thing, D, he wanted to keep the conversation goin.;-) You Americans think that you have some big TV shows and the rest of the world should know them all!!! And what's unreasonable about that?;-) (Leslie)Both she and I noticed Colin very definitely adjusting his 'lie' in those britches before coming onstage LOL, I live for this sort of snippet!;-) (D)It was after 4am at this point and he really seemed to still be going strong. Little party animal! I guess he was having a good time; sounds like he was mobbed at every turn. Good for him.

Karen and Kathy, great job with the caps so far! But can we please have one of Colin as Paulie Walnuts?

Thanks to the Metro Gals for a great job all week and for the "upclose and personal" detail. Kudos to you all...and, get some rest!!! Kim, I applaud your "touch". My vicarious pleasures abound! Karen, the pictures are perfect!! So, there must be at least one Colin fan with some power at SNL. Then again maybe there is a Katie connection. Would love to know what made them ask him in the first place I'm with you on the Katie connection. And whoever made the Colin decision must surely have seen ODB on the Craig Kilbourn Show. Let's all hope that the powers that be were as happy with his work last night as we are. The doors are opening, and I do believe, as others have said, that he may be rethinking his desire for "across the pond work" Wonder if he's off to California for spring break with Will???

Oh, and BTW, was trying desperately to get a question out during the Trauma part of the conversation, but there were too many people trying to talk to him at once, and in his graciousness was trying not to ignore them totally..... Had you considered going out to Sundance at all and do you think going there would've helped sell it better or faster? I also wanted to tell him we spoke to ME, but it was just too difficult to get more out. I think when other people see the same person or persons speaking to someone like him, they stop being patient and holding back and start to move in on the star, or whoever. I wanted to make sure I got the SNL question in first.

(locarol) Oh absolutely! I bet you wish you had a tape recorder hidden somewhere! ;-) Funny you should mention that....I did bring a digital recorder with my stuff to the hotel, but chose not to bring it to the show in case they found it and took it. Granted they'd give it back, though after the Dress a page was asking the crowd who's confiscated camera he had in his hands. They must have brought it out during the show. It's just as well, the noise was too much, it wouldn't have picked the conversation up with it in my pocket.

I am in awe! And also jealous, what could be better than seeing him perform live and to later have a conversation with him?!!! But you deserved it my dear Metro gals. Bravissime! You have truly had a close encounter of the Colin type. And a tequila drinking Colin! What more could a girl ask for? ;-) Thanks, Karen, for your quick work.

(Dorine)the shirt was black or dark blue.... I thought that it was dark blue, but I deferred to your better clarity of mind. But when I saw it I remember thinking I had to tell Tress as it looked like the exact one from the wireimage portraits from Toronto FF. Colin blue and untucked!! He might never have seen the show but I cannot imagine he had never heard of it. Perhaps he got his verbs confused. ;-) His answer to this really shocked me as he spends lots of time here, visiting Will. I LOL thinking he's never watched TV on a Saturday night while in the states;-) I know Dorine didn't like the attorney sketch but I did. I liked how during rehearsal he knocked over the water glasses-looked startled then stifled a laugh, but didn't miss a beat--he just "nailed" the whole show like he's done it a hundred times. I also liked that sketch because he was very HD-looking.

(Leslie)Both she and I noticed Colin very definitely adjusting his 'lie' in those britches before coming onstage (Mari)LOL, I live for this sort of snippet!;-) I can remember a time when a comment like this would keep us occupied for a week. LOL! I know, discussion about the fit of the britches needs to move to Firthology. Thanks Leslie for that tantilizing tidbit!

Blast!

(Linda) he just "nailed" the whole show like he's done it a hundred times. Great to hear. There have been mixed reviews around the place but I suspect that many have limited exposure to his "career" and thus only wanted to see Mr. D.

Thank you Karen for all the lovely pics!!!! Danke! And Shosh! How's our litttttttle Bridget!?? I think that is a great story! Don't hit your self on forehead! You have a memory of ODB that will last a lifetime! And you got that warm, powerful handshake! He liked you.....just as you are! (Dorine) Foiled again!! Bugger, bugger!! Well....when one has to be foiled, it may as well be by a handsome Englishman! ;-) (Mari) And I think that's exactly what he had in mind.;-) No way would someone in his position who has worked in the industry for the past 20 years not know SNL. Especially given his knowledge of American pop culture, movies, music, books, obscure rock stars, etc. He was having some fun with you--but that's a good thing, D, he wanted to keep the conversation goin.;-) Agree!! Sounds like he was enjoying himself with the Metro Gals....best to talk to fun and witty women than to listen to woman whine about missing lunch! ;-) (Mari) Little party animal! I guess he was having a good time; sounds like he was mobbed at every turn. Good for him. When the cat and kittens are away, the mouse will play?? Isn't that how it goes! ;-D Glad he seemed to have such a good time.....I thought he did a great job on SNL, and that he seemed to be having fun doing it makes it all the better! Thanks so much for all the sharing MGs! Keep it coming......I'm a little sponge here....just ready to soak up some more!

Thank you for all the lovely details, NY ladies! I've been reading your posts grinning from ear to ear, my face is hurting now, but I can't help myself. You guys are wonderful! I'm so happy for you - and all of us. (LeslieP) Both she and I noticed Colin very definitely adjusting his 'lie' in those britches before coming onstage. LOL! What a lovely detail. I bet it burned into your memory forever. :-) (Shoshana) What lovely, large, warm soft hands, and good tight strong squeeze to the shake!!! Oh, this killed me. Sigh! One day... I won't be able to get my tape till tuesday, but thankfully I saw a few clips from the show, and he truly looked comfy, confident and AFG. I'm so relieved, I was very worried about this one. Whew! Good job Colin, and well done NYDDs! Thank you!

Bugger, bugger, bugger! Am in a tizzy of excitment...that's twice in one day! Sorry!!!!!!! (Linda) Colin blue and untucked!! LOL.....sounds like an album.....is it accoustic!?

Defying doctor's orders (no use of keyboard due to RSI) to say three cheers for DD MetroGals -- hurrah hurrah hurrah!!! You are all amazing!! Any more tidbits? As someone said earlier, no detail is too small... ;-)

Highlight of yucky gray weekend with yucky headcold has been the field reports from the MG's. You guys are too much. I *cannot* believe you got into the after party and had the presence of mind for the machinations to get up close and personal. I've hung on every single word you've typed, including (and especially!) the squiffy early morning ones! As far as the why of SNL, is it absolutely impossible that a certain bunch of very vocal partisans who distinguished themselves and him at LA NY premiere may have had some influence in "who is this and why hasn't he ever done us?" Just a thought. And finally, a Proposal: into void left by end of SATC, propose weekly episode of "Dorine and the MG's." (With apologies to every past, present and future Metro Girl, is just recognition of she who boldly goes!) Way to go you all! You think you could do this weekly? ;-)

(Mari) No way would someone in his position who has worked in the industry for the past 20 years not know SNL. Especially given his knowledge of American pop culture, movies, music, books, obscure rock stars, etc. He was having some fun with you Agreed, plus a little bit more. Unfortunately, he used a bad example to make his point. With nearly 12 hrs of hindsight, your response should've been as follows: D: Tony Hancock? No, I don't think so. Did he appear on US television? C: I have no idea. D: Tell you what, why don't you give me a number and I'll get back to you to see if your example has any validity because SNL has been shown all over the world including the UK? Now, if you had asked me if I knew who Monty Python were, then... *smiling broadly* But can we please have one of Colin as Paulie Walnuts? Have several; will put up later. Time for Tony...back later!

(Karen) Now, if you had asked me if I knew who Monty Python were, then... *smiling broadly* When speaking to Dorine earlier....I used Eddie Izzard (I believe Dorine saw him in concert). Cuz I was thinking Tony Hancock??? GAH! Don't know him either....but I've seen the Ministry of Funny Walks and know who Eddie Izzard is! (Karen) Tell you what, why don't you give me a number and I'll get back to you to see if your example has any validity..... LOL...very clever!!! That was the best part of your plan! Think he would have fallen for it?? Guess it depends on how many 'gritas he had before he 'sparred' with Dorine (and if they came with tequila shooters)! LOL...just love that you two had a modern Elizabeth Benett/Mr. Darcy moment! ;-) Brilliant! Am so happy, have had perma-grin all day. Told DH all about MG adventures and said "Isn't that exciting???" and he said "Nah, but I guess it might have been had I been there...." Can DH be turning into Drooler? Have I missed something? Should I be worried?? Do you think he may have developed a "heterosexual man crush" on Colin Firth??? ;-D

"C: Tony Hancock!! He's one of the classic comedians in Britain!!' Me:He is living? I only look at live actors. This guy must live in a cave...along with his friends. The show has spawned the best comedians around. I am sure your conversation with him was refreshing, Dorine. He must get sick of the same ole,same ole. I remember at the Donmar he was v. interested in talking to Karen who had seen 3 DOR in Chicago. After the show, he remembered to ask her how the Donmar production compared to it.

Hello Droolers!!! Am back home finally and want to give bits and pieces of my fun filled days . .will try not to be too redundant, . .the others have detailed quite well the occurances of the evening/early morning! Want to also say, the past few days have been just wonderful, from meeting new Droolers, to meeting the man himself! Am happy that as a Metro Gal, I was able to be of some help, doing early recon work, updates, and thankfully getting that party info. Wow, where to begin? (am ditching usually BJD format for this one, girls, please excuse me!) As an aside, I am now a firm believer in KCFS (Karmic Colin Firth Signs) . .have to say our whole weekend seemed to be full of them . .things were just falling into place, and I must say I was in firm belief everything we hoped for would happen on Saturday: seeing him on the tour, getting into the dress rehearsal, getting into and making contact with him at the afterparty. And it did!!!! This is going to be long . . .I�ll try to post it in two parts or so . . . Last time I had posted in real length was prior to the tour on Sat morning. Leslie and Linda pretty much had summed it up that great experience. Our strategy of staying at the front of the elevators: counting people entering, creating �the wall� was just too hilarious. Nearly ran down a young handicapped gentleman and an elderly woman to get to the front window! Then there was the eager search through the milling people on the studio floor for him, and the utter happiness of seeing him there, as usual brought a smile to my face. Did not leave any tell tale Drool on the window this time around, I swear I was good;) After that, made it back to the apt to freshen up and showed Leslie, Bee and Shosh my Showtime interview blurb (which we agreed would be done more justice as a version of streaming video as opposed to transcript and screen caps. Will be getting help from Little Bee with this task . .You�lll love it girls, I promise;) Time leading up to the dress rehearsal was utter torture . . .Couldn�t eat because I was too nervous . .for him! The line up and wait to see if we�d be taken in to the dress rehearsal was painful. Made friends with Ryan, young NBC intern who helped the process along. Kept bugging him for more details, but he could only do so much. They would take only so many people . .move them up a few feet, then move a few through metal detectors, then have them wait. Risa and Bee were a few feet away, cheering us on at every step, calling us on the phone with any details. Making friends with another NBC worker who was also a fan of the man himself.We found out that the studio held 340 seats, but we didn�t know how many seats were still empty. The actual audience seemed rather large. But sure enough they had 2 groups of 15 people each past the metal detectors. We were the 2nd group. Then the call came, they sent up the first group of 15 and just 11 of the second group . .with our luck some people didn�t show and I (who was the last of the group with a ticket, was the last in the elevator!!!) The excitement grew. We got up there and someone asked: �Are we in?� They took our tickets and we were told to go down the hallway to get a blue bracelet and to wear it and to go in an get a seat . I RAN down that hallway so fast . . .we were yelping aloud and jumping up and down, we were so happy!. The seated us at the far left hand part of the balcony (that�s looking at the audience from the being on the stage.) Dorine and I were a little miffed at not being center to see him dead on . .but the position seemed to be rather fortuitous. We were, by far, the loudest of Colin�s fans . .Dorine noticed people looking at us . .perhaps we were making too much noise?:) As mentioned before, we (our whole section) certainly were singled out as being the most energetic and enthusiastic. I was determined to let him know that there were true blue fans out there to support him . .never screamed so much in my life, standing up, waving my FP red and white scarf about! OK will just give some random details, feelings about the rest of the Dress rehearsal. Colin was so ON . .. and as an actor, I can say that is the best feeling in the world. The show was energetic, lively . .he really looked like he was enjoying himself.. The audience loved him! He was in almost every skit we saw ( many of which you did not) � the hardest working man down there, saw him in the shadows after every skit zipping about for his quick changes . .and I couldn�t help but smile . .I know that adrenaline rush . .ah what a high! I haven�t laughed so hard. SNL was at it�s best, I thought at that rehearsal. The opening monologue was fabulous . .written perfectly, fit to a tee for Colin. As Leslie mentioned . . . that visceral groan . .well let me tell you I was part of that! The moment Amy Pollard came out with Lizzy�s lines from Pride and Prejudice, I just stopped breathing. . .and then all of a sudden, Colin went from being himself, to Mr. Darcy for that lovely minute. Once he said �My dearest, loveliest Elizabeth . .� I clutched my heart with both hands and uttered the most heartwrenching: �Ohhhhhhhhhhh . . .� And it came out a lot louder than I thought it would;) It was just wonderful to hear those words from Colin�s lips, as he was right there in front of me! Dorine gave me a look and smiled. And Colin heard it alright. He looked up in our direction and smiled too. Then he went back to being himself again and continued with the monologue . .a moment of acting I will always treasure. My other unforgettable moment was just prior to the start of the Cold Mountain sketch. Which just with our luck was set up just below us. Colin was waiting for his enterance just off to the side . .looking quite wonderful in that blond wig, I must say . .I love him dark . .but that color did something for me as well. He looked up, and we waved. Tthe house lights weren�t down yet, so he must have seen Shosh and Leslie who were at the far end of our section and waved back.. The top corner of the house set was blocking him from seeing the rest of us. Noticing more arms about, he stepped around the corner, looked at us directly, flashed us that wonderful, warm smile (teeth and dimples) and gave us another big wave to us again. Made my heart jump, because he seemed genuinely happy at that moment. Woo hoo! Cold Mountian sketch was my fav (esp b/c of all our accent discussions on Drool) . .by far he . .who was he channeling Paul Lynde???:) Also liked the Jane Eyre Sketch as well as the Gay Divorce Lawyer sketch - they did not show those on the live show, unfortunately. V.v. funny!!! More to come . . .

Wow, thanks ladies. You've really brightened up a Sunday. It's a miracle that I saw the show last night. The first trimester sleepies and morning sickness has me in bed most nights very early. I enjoyed the opening monologue very much, as well as the Civil War skit. Being a Southerner myself, seeing OBD in a Confederate uniform was wonderful. The accent made me LOL! OMG, I died at the end with "my beloved." I haven't watched SNL since the late 80s and it sure has changed a lot. The hotel skit and the bits about HG were funny and once CF joined the Spanish one it was amusing. The one I really disliked was the hearing, but I think I'm a bit biased there because my Dad retired from ATF. Overall I'm glad I saw it, but am more thrilled over the reports from dress, during and after the show. Shoshana, very Bridget. :) I probably would have said something similar, but from my own field, and felt like you did. At least it'll be a memorable moment for years to come. Bravo! Michelle

(Kimberly) Noticing more arms about, he stepped around the corner, looked at us directly, flashed us that wonderful, warm smile (teeth and dimples) and gave us another big wave to us again. Made my heart jump, because he seemed genuinely happy at that moment. Woo hoo! You ladies were his anti-kryptonite! The MGs (his roving fanbase) gave him super powers....I noticed it hours later when I got to see him on SNL! The after effects were still apparent! Thanks again you guys for sharing your stories.....love hearing them and keep 'em coming! It is absolutely the next best thing to being there!!!

Last part . .! OK, after the show we met Bee and Risa and went back to the Omni bar for some drinks and to watch the live show. Oh my, got a bit squiffy let me tell you. Bar manager smiled when he saw us again, knew what we were there for as me parked ourselves under the television and began to recount lovely show. At one commercial break we ran upstairs to Linda and Dorine�s room to go where we could hear the broadcast better. Oh we were a bit energetic . .someone reported us to the hotel we were making so much noise! . . . Someone from the hotel staff came to the door and told us to keep it down! At about 1:30 we started to leave for the after party (I am so happy I had even thought to try to get that info from my source). Risa, Bee, Shosh and Linda left before us in one cab. Dorine, Leslie and myself followed. Our dang cabdriver did not know where he was going! . .we were very upset as he dropped us off on the wrong street . As we realized and we tried to correct this, I heard Leslie yell: �Limo!� and sure enough there was a white stretch limo that was turning down the street towards the restaurant we were heading for. Have never chased a limo before, but found the rush quite enjoyable. However was not him.:( We got to the restaurant, finding the other girls standing at the corner of the restaurant. We all watched other cars and cabs drop off people, but no Colin! I believe Risa walked around to the other side to the street to see if the restaurant had a back enterance. Shosh and I walked down the other side of the restaurant pretending to need to use the payphone, as we looked through the large glass windows for him. Dorine finally had sense of mind to approach the man at the front door with the list and ask him if Colin had already arrived. And he had! Door Watcher couldn�t let us in, but was very nice and talked to us about the show and all. Two young chirpies, as Leslie calls them, attempted to enter, saying that they were with someone inside. But they were not able to get in, and lurked down the street just around the corner. We asked if we could possibly get a note into Colin . .just to let him know that we just wanted to say congratulations on such a wonderful performance, nothing more. But the NBC door watcher said he didn�t think he or anyone could get back to Colin anyway, as he was in a part far back with the cast, and there were some security guys there to prevent people from bothering them. We lingered, waiting for him to come out. Eventually Door Watcher was done for the evening and went in for the party. The two chirpies walked in. As Dorine mentioned: she, Linda and Leslie walked straight in. Poor Shosh, Bee and I were outside for a bit getting up the courage to walk in the door!. When I finally did, I did not see the girls, so I made a circle around the bar, shmoozing with the bartender, got a chardonnay and started to blend in. Found the other girls who saw Colin in the back.. Shosh came and joined us. Dorine & I agreed that approaching as one big group might be too overwhelming, so Leslie and I separated and stayed by the door, figuring we could catch him if he got by the other girls on his way out. We noticed a growing number of chirpies surrounding us, and I was damned if I was going to let some of them get to Colin first and ruin it for the rest of us (Images of pink sweaters were coming to my mind). So as Dorine mentioned, we gathered and moved closer to the back part of t e resturant where he was.. He looked like he was moving forward. The security guys had left. I was going home w/ Leslie who was looking a bit peaked, so I was not going to leave with out at least going up to him. I just said �F*** it� to myself, handed Shosh my coat and approached him. I pretended like I was searching for someone. I walked around Colin and the gentleman he was talking to and as I turned around, as if still searching for my unknown someone Colin and I caught each other�s gaze. I interrupted his current conversation, touched his hand, (he grasped my in return ) and said: �Colin, sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to tell you congratulations. Saw the dress rehearsal and the live performance and it was just wonderful. Great job.� And I flashed him a smile. He was so kind, and said : �Thank you . . .Thank you very much.�. He gave my hand a squeeze And I walked away, still looking for my pretend someone. I then encountered Dorine, who asked if I was pretending looking for someone . .I gave her a casual nod, took my coat from her and told her to go for it. I walked about the restaurant, up to the bathroom and then back down again. When I got back down, there were the other Droolers about Colin, so I joined again. By that time I was in time to hear Dorine ask Colin about how he got the SNL gig. We were astounded of his lack of knowledge of the show, and as already mentioned he was asking us about other British Comedic icons/shows. It was a wonderful playful banter. At one point when he teased us Americans . .I laughed and playfully gave his shoulder a little shove. After it was all over, we thanked him and started to leave. That�s when I noticed Shosh standing there. She confided how she wanted to shake his hand at the very least and talk to him. Well I was damned if I was going to let her get away without doing so. Two other men had jumped in on Colin after the Droolers left . .my guess they were trying to shop him a script or something . .just from bits I caught from the conversation. Shosh and I lingered close to him. I knew Colin had friends a ew feet over that he was eager to talk to, I could tell. That�s when I noticed the woman, who I believe was his wrangler for the GWAPE press junket. She looked at me a bit funny, probably wondering why I hadn�t left with the other Droolers, I guess. I caught Colin�s glance a few times as he patiently heard the men out. He took a business card from them. One of gentleman went to hug him. The look on Colin�s face! It seemed to me like it was a �What are you doing, I don�t know you that well� kind of puzzled look as it happened. He seemed awful uncomfortable. As he went to return to his friends I caught his gaze, slipped up close to him. I put my right arm about his waist and leaned close to his ear He leaned into me a bit as I said: �Colin, darling, I�m so sorry . . .but I have this friend who is extremely shy and wants to just meet you.� Colin looked up, grinned at Shosh . He shook her hand. And she spoke to him (as she noted above). As we left I mouthed �Thank You� to him . .and we went out to meet everyone else. What a wonderful evening . . .!!!

(Linda) I know Dorine didn't like the attorney sketch but I did....I also liked that sketch because he was very HD-looking. Actually, c'mon Evelyn tell'm who that was. ;-) (Tress) I used Eddie Izzard Naw, SNL and Monty Python are better: both revolutionary and known worldwide for being just that, with characters and sketches that will always be famous. (Kim) Nearly ran down a young handicapped gentleman and an elderly woman to get to the front window! There must always be acceptable levels of collateral damage. ;-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now, here's something fairly amusing. The TV Tome Critic's review of last night's SNL: If at Firth you don't succeed ... Review by heystu After the near-debacle of the Christina Aguilera/Maroon 5 episode, the only direction we can go now is up. In retrospect, I might have been harsh in my criticism of that particular episode, but sleepwalking through your performance, no matter whether the sketch was well-written or not, does not merit glowing accolades. Nonetheless, my harsh Stu-dometer rating of 1 out of 5 stands. Every season, Lorne chooses a host pretty much out of left field, and unless (theoretically) the guy who plays Dr. Cox on "Scrubs" ends up hosting the season finale, this year's honor would go to classically trained thespian Colin Firth. (Last year, the title went to Adrian Brody, and we all know how that went.) [Ed Note: Adrian Brody had just won the Oscar for Best Actor, getting everyone's notice for his kissing Halle Berry.] Backing up SNL's seventh-ever British host is none other than the Grammy Awards' favorite child, Norah Jones. As many of you might recall, Norah and her minimalist jazz sound was one of only a handful of highlights in last year's underwhelming Robert DeNiro episode. And I also own her new album, thus letting me avoid having to guess tonight's track names. And now, ix-nay on the etch-by-sketch-skay analysis-ay: COLD OPENING: For the second time in four episodes (and the third time in five seasons), it's "Nightline" with Ted Koppel (DH). Addressing the surprise guilty decision in the Martha Stewart trial, he discusses Cool Hand Luke with one of the jurors (KT), the definition of being a bitch with a Merrill Lynch broker (WF), the celebrity standpoint from Rosie O'Donnell (the increasingly annoying Horatio Sanz), and Martha herself (our old buddy Ana Gasteyer), looking rather unfazed. Just by this sketch alone I can officially declare this episode better than the last one. MONOLOGUE: An entire country is about to ask "Who is this guy?", but Colin explains himself by pointing out that he's starred opposite Hugh Grant in nearly every movie he's ever made. Suddenly, who should appear but the three female cast members that actually appear in sketches, each trying to win over Colin with faux accents, not to mention Hugh himself (SM), who breaks character and admits to having a man-crush on the host. After an almost unbearable 2 years since I last saw Seth do Hugh, I can proudly say that seeing that uncanny impression was probably the best part of the skit. I also liked the reference to the omelette suit from the Justin Timberlake episode. "CIVIL WAR DRAMA": On the set of a "Cold Mountain"-esque movie, a British actor (who else but Colin) attempts a Southern drawl but ends up sounding like Charles Nelson Reilly. Meanwhile, his three co-stars (FM, AP, CP) openly complain to the director (JF) about speaking in their real, though flawed voices. Silly but satisfactory. "SHOW-BIZ GRANDE EXPLOSION": For the second episode in a row, we experience having to hear broken Spanish in a sketch. This time, it's a talk show hosted by long-AWOL recurring character Ferecito (FA), who teaches a thing or two about comedy to Colin. For some reason, this reminded me a lot of that borderline-offensive Turkish talk show spoof from last season (complete with Horatio as the sidekick), but this sketch had slightly funnier results. SMIGELTOON: It's only the fourth cartoon this season, but the wait was worthwhile on this particular occasion. A talking head from the FCC shows pixilated alternate versions of classic cartoons, only to be turned into a eunuch in a respectable "Duck Amuck" homage. Howard Stern shall have his revenge on New York City. "SENATE TESTIMONY": In his first non-WU appearance, soft-spoken weirdo and perennial political candidate Tim Calhoun (WF) testifies before a committee over his role in a Everglades drug deal. Problem is, his lawyer (Colin) is reluctantly feeding words into his mouth. A so-so sketch revolving around a semi-popular recurring character that is eventually marred by a somewhat abrupt ending. MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: It's the leadoff track from Norah's new album Feels Like Home, "Sunrise." Even with the installment of a backing band, she still sounded fantastic. WEEKEND UPDATE: On some nights, including two weeks ago, "Update" acts almost like a crutch for the entire show. Some of the burden has been lifted tonight, but otherwise it's the most consistent element of the show. In tonight's edition, the banter between Fallon & Fey was kept to a harsh minimum, with Maya Rudolph reporting on the "wild, crazy mayhem" created by a small army of WASP-type women in New Canaan, Connecticut, Peter Jackson (HS) rewarding Elijah Wood (RD) with a stick of gum for a job well done, and Bill Clinton (DH) smugly admitting his desire to be John Kerry's running mate. Probably one of the sharper "Updates" thus far this season. "THE HOTEL WILSON": A British businessman (Colin's getting typecast) is nearly molested by Russell the bellhop (KT), the hotel manager (HS), and a cop (CP), simply because he wanted the company of a prostitute. It was pretty bland, but I guess I should've seen it coming; after all, you can't spell "Horatio" without "ho." "MEET THE PRESS": Tim Russert (DH) interrogates John Edwards (WF) about his thinly-veiled run for vice president. This political sketch has Jim Downey's fingerprints all over it, but it's sublime satire. In recollection, we should be happy the '04 Democrat ticket didn't read "Dean/Edwards," or otherwise nobody would've noticed they were running. Boy, Hammond and Forte have been everywhere tonight, haven't they? "THE SOPRANOS": It's been 15 months since the last first-run episode, and even the cast (DH as Tony, RD as Uncle Junior) can't remember what's happened since then. On the bright side, Steven Van Zandt (JF) just installed fellow E-Street sideman Clarence Clemons (KT) in the cast, and everybody's too confused to give a damn. On the bright side, Colin Firth finally utilized a bona fide Yankee accent (he played Furio). [Ed note: Reviewer needs glasses.] MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Norah and the Handsome Band play the second track from the new album, "What Am I To You?" On the album version of this cut, Levon Helm and Garth Hudson of The Band guest-starred on rhythm, so it would've been impossible for me to say I didn't like this song. Dig that Wurlitzer electric piano! "HOLLYWOOD VS. HISTORY": The History Channel again? Is this a new once-an-episode fixture or something? Anyhoo, Liam Neeson (Colin in his native tongue, yet again) introduces the "lost" 1974 biblical epic "JC: God's Son & Company," starring Benny Hill (WF) as a horny, skirt-chasing Christ. As a longtime fan of Hill, Forte definitely brought justice to the late, vaudeville-influenced comic. ... and that's the show. And to my surprise, I don't feel vaguely nauseous. As I've been dreaming for weeks, Will Forte is slowly eclipsing Jimmy Fallon and Amy Poehler as the heart of the show. For a host, Colin Firth was remarkably low-key in his hosting duties, though his seeming reluctance to not speak with in a cockney tongue does take a few points off his scorecard. Though her cameo was limited, I was relieved to see Gasteyer again, especially after she disappeared for a year after giving birth to her firstborn child. (She's now starring in the Broadway play "Roulette.") But the greatest saving grace of the show was Norah Jones, who has not missed a step from her 2002 debut. It'd be pretty neat if she became the show's fourth-ever five-timer as musical guest (Paul Simon, Tom Petty and Dave Grohl are the others), but that really depends on where her young, promising career takes her. SKETCHES THAT WILL PROBABLY BE REMOVED FOR RERUNS: "Show-Biz Grande Explosion," "Senate Testimony," "Hotel Wilson," and "The Sopranos." THE STU-DOMETER SAYS: somewhere between 3 and 3.5 (out of 5) stars http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ReviewGuide/showid-365/Colin_FirthNorah_Jones/

Just remembered . . when we were waiting by the metal detectors to get in for the dress rehearsal there was a group of young boys who all came in wearing badges that said: Special Guests of Colin Firth. Wonder who they were . . . Thought they were a bit young to be Will and his friends . .

(TVTome)Colin in his native tongue, yet again Gahhhh!!!! . .can't even tell a British accent from an Irish brogue??? (Karen) I'll let them provide the explanations, but looks to be an altar to YKW and (????) Alexander Graham Bell. ;-) Ahh the altar . .wasn�t that cute . .that was done after the waiting in the rain for the dress rehearsal tix. Our tribute to Colin, NYC and well our massive cellphone usage during the trip. . .and you got to see the today show. That was the corner I was standing in (the one closest to the Dean and Deluca window) during the December Toy Drive when I first saw Colin in person! (leslie) Liam Neeson- I didn't care for it. It was the only time in the broadcast that he looed uncomfortable Now that was the scene he was first rehearsing when I saw him on the NBC tour on Thursday of last week. Had that same pained look then too . . is he trying to say Liam looks that way most of the time . .??;) (Karen)While it may be disappointing to some that he didn't do more period pieces or they got cut, I'm thrilled about what he did in the show. He showed the small pea-brained casting types that he is comfortable in contemporary settings and can do all sorts of accents. The ones on the show were exaggerated, but it showed he can be more than the repressed, smouldering, glowering upper-class Brit, which is where he's been pidgeonholed for quite some time. And, even though the show may have had its high and lows (as do all SNLs), he came off very well IMO. I'm telling ya, this could pay off royally if he doesn't blow it. A big if. ;-) Keep those candles lit, Bee and Barb and everyone else. I'm with you . .this is a great stepping stone for him . .I hope people really noticed this great man's talent!

Just finished the last * 74 * posts, and am thrilled for and amazed at the Metro gals! Start planning now for the release and NYC premiere of TEOR !!!

Because I didn't want to disappoint anyone, here's Furio, who didn't wear track suits. I mean, here's Paulie Walnuts:

There's Paulie! Thanks Karen! (Dorine) Oh.....My......God!!! NOW I remember why the name Tony Hancock was fleetingly familiar!!! The BAFTA East Coast Vice Chair whom I know, was married to him!! GAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I could have had a comeback for him!!! Dammit!!!!! Would have paid ready money to see the look on his face if you had mentioned this! (Mari) He was having some fun with you--but that's a good thing, D, he wanted to keep the conversation goin.;-) Am now convinced of this.....how could he not know who The Blues Brothers were??? Surely he listened to "Rubber Biscuit" as much as the next guy?! ;-) DH is now reading FQ magazine with ODB on the cover (BTW, he found this title really funny and thought the mag might be about something else). Am v. v. concerned. We have no children....he is going on and on about a unimog that he found in it....should get out camera though and take pic. Not everyday I see him sitting holding magazine with ODB's face emblazed on the front. This man crush thing might be real....;-D

Dorine on the scene. Dorine in the scene. It's great!!!!! Hay, I just figured it out. It has been there staring us in the face the whole time. It's her name!!!!!! It has DOoR, IN, and 'E. Of course, she is IN the DOoR where 'E is.:-) No I wish my name was Dorine,too.;-) Way to go, ladies! Thanks for sharing your many adventures with us. (Stu)SKETCHES THAT WILL PROBABLY BE REMOVED FOR RERUNS: "Show-Biz Grande Explosion," "Senate Testimony," "Hotel Wilson," and "The Sopranos." So, what would that leave of Colin? The monologue and Cold Mountain? Although it would be an ingenious way of making sure nobody would spot the HOST of the show!!!!! Stu es Idioto Mucho Grande!

Sorry to double post but that should be: Now, I wish my name was Dorine, too.;-) "No" was just a typo but did change the meaning.

I have loved the posts about SNL, and am grateful that everyone have all shared so much. Thank you for all the reports, etc - they are v g to have.