pick up lines guaranteed to work

~terry Sun, Apr 12, 1998 (09:06) seed

These pickup lines are certified to work.

~KitchenManager Mon, Apr 13, 1998 (08:19) #1

(don't ask me, I ain't never pulled that off...)

~terry Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (00:23) #2

Y'all look like you're too young for this crowd.

~mikeg Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (17:29) #3

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

~autumn Tue, Apr 14, 1998 (18:19) #4

Oh, baby!!

~terry Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (00:02) #5

You "certify" that line worked, Mike?

~mikeg Wed, Apr 15, 1998 (15:16) #6

hhe :) no - see the next topic on :)

~stacey Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (09:39) #7

great line Mike. It's got me all worked up. *laugh*

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (12:32) #8

blunt is better, huh, Stacey?

~mikeg Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (16:39) #9

blunt or sharp, as long as it's shaped right, wer. just taking a leaf out of your book old boy ;)

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (16:46) #10

aw, borrow it as long as you like, no need to tear it up though, unless, of course, that helps... (wait till you get to the section on kitchen utensils... wanna make dinner now, myself...Stacey, watcha got in the pantry?)

~Wolf Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (21:17) #11

wer wrote that one himself!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 16, 1998 (22:12) #12

I creditted where credit was due... So, Wolf, wanna help me research the sequel?

~stacey Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (10:30) #13

*laugh*

~Wolf Fri, Apr 17, 1998 (21:07) #14

*laugh* will we include photos?

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (00:42) #15

...maybe...

~Wolf Sat, Apr 18, 1998 (11:26) #16

...hmmmm...

~stacey Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (01:06) #17

black and white o?? (i meant ok??)

~Wolf Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (13:40) #18

yeah, we could do like Madonna and include our "fantasies". Half a page would take care of mine. *giggle*

~Wolf Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (13:42) #19

(and the above would also take care of my response to the genx story topic)

~stacey Mon, Apr 20, 1998 (17:36) #20

*laugh*

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 21, 1998 (09:29) #21

black and white o! is fine, Stacey, actually prefer it at times...

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 23, 1998 (13:13) #22

I have you in a video at home. Want to come over and see it sometime?

~stacey Fri, Apr 24, 1998 (09:43) #23

ewww.

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 25, 1998 (00:31) #24

It worked on me...never did get to see the video, though *frown*

~terry Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (00:10) #25

from http://www.getgirls.com/gdbk2.htm You can attract more single women than you can handle for love, sex, and romance just by simply using the art of body language. Step by step I will guide you in the usage of successful body language using the following methods: How To Use Body Language To Attract Single Women Develop a graceful, arrogant sort of walk. A walk that is free and easy with fluid movements. This kind of walk transmits a sexual message which will turn a woman's head. When leaning against a wall or whatever, thrust your hips forward, with your legs apart. This position also transmits a sexual message. While you are standing or especially when leaning, hook your thumbs in your belt just above your pockets and point your fingers down toward the genital area. Because of the fingers pointing toward the genital area, this sends out a sexual message to a woman and you will be amazed at how many women pick up this signal. When talking to a single woman, let your eyes linger on her throat and her breasts. Also, while talking to her, wet your lips with your tongue. By using these two techniques, she usually will feel rather uneasy and excited. In conclusion, try these methods of attracting attention from single women and see if they work for you. They have worked successfully for a lot of men I know. Remember, the more techniques you use to attract a woman, the more women you're going to be picking up and that's the name of the game. . . . and there's more . . .

~pmnh Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (00:38) #26

(wow)... what woman could fail to be excited by a guy licking his lips and leering at her breasts? (aka, the "beavis" technique)...

~terry Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (02:07) #27

Ooops, forgot, I meant to put this in the pickup lines guaranteed *not* to work topic.

~mikeg Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (17:43) #28

*LOL*

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (17:49) #29

and I've been practicing, too...

~Wolf Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (18:17) #30

LOL!! Has it worked? good one, nick!

~autumn Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (22:20) #31

LOL!! Funny how the author equates "uneasy" with "excited"! Most people associate uneasy with, say, weirdo, freakazoid, pervert, nut job....sounds like the co-dependent's guide for picking up women!

~Wolf Wed, Apr 29, 1998 (22:41) #32

LOL!!

~terry Sat, May 2, 1998 (14:42) #33

Is there a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them.

~mikeg Sat, May 2, 1998 (19:48) #34

*LOL**** :))))) very nice :)

~Wolf Sat, May 2, 1998 (19:55) #35

you would get slapped once she figured out the line!

~mikeg Sat, May 2, 1998 (20:07) #36

yeah, wrong topic terry ;)

~Wolf Sat, May 2, 1998 (20:09) #37

don't tell me you tried that once!

~terry Sat, May 2, 1998 (23:14) #38

Ooops, wrong topic again.

~Wolf Sat, May 2, 1998 (23:18) #39

*lol*

~mikeg Sun, May 3, 1998 (11:54) #40

get a grip, Walhus!!! Blimey, you're supposed to be running the joint and you can't get it right! ;))

~stacey Mon, May 4, 1998 (10:05) #41

s'ok Paul. BTW if you're 'running the joint' post anywhere you damn well please!

~KitchenManager Mon, May 4, 1998 (23:38) #42

who cares who's runnin' the joint, as long as they pass it around... (or at least roll another)

~KitchenManager Fri, May 22, 1998 (02:45) #43

Did you know I was the solitary winner of PowerBall?

~stacey Fri, May 22, 1998 (16:36) #44

so that settles it. YOU buy the plane ticket to Colorado! *smile*

~riette Fri, May 29, 1998 (02:24) #45

~KitchenManager Sat, May 30, 1998 (00:35) #46

lemme guess... foot stompin, right?

~riette Sat, May 30, 1998 (01:58) #47

No, amusing myself . . .

~riette Wed, Jun 3, 1998 (17:34) #48

Here's a pick-up line that once worked for me: 'What's for breakfeast, honey?'

~KitchenManager Wed, Jun 3, 1998 (17:49) #49

only worked once, huh?

~riette Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (08:01) #50

Didn't get to try it again, but it worked so well he asked me to marry him.

~stacey Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (10:07) #51

Hmmm... it didn't have quite the same result with me. The response was "hash browns and eggs please." I think.

~riette Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (10:47) #52

Ha-HA! You mean you gave him a hangover with it? Not bad either. So GO FOR IT, people! And what was your best pick-up line, Stacey? Or did you just pick Mr. B. up with body language?

~stacey Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (12:24) #53

The night I met Mr. B, he was the only guy who DIDN'T ask for my number but gave me his. We talked of marathon running, rollerblading, cycling and hiking. Whe n I called him back (some ten days later) we set a 'date' to go hiking. I thought we were just happy friends for months, until he after he ran the last nine miles of my first marathon with me... and planted one of the most passionate (yet tenative) kisses on me! So I'm not sure who picked up who. but the first words we said to each other were, "hi."

~riette Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (14:24) #54

Lord, that's romantic! And that name . . . Brandon. Hmm-mm. With me it was just the oppossite. Mr. C. was the first guy I just jumped into bed with mindlessly, and by very very far the oldest (and I never did it with guys less than ten years older . . . a principle thing); it was just that he had the oozing intellect, the greying temples, the unhandsome rough appearance and all that - next day he had to fly back to Switzerland, and we didn't see each other for nine months. It thought it all so insane that he seemed to like me too that I figured it just HAD to be right. But if something like that were to happen to me today, I'd give it a hell of a lot more thought! And if my girls should ever get up to crap like that, I'll beat the $hit out of them.

~stacey Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (15:29) #55

great use of the dollar sign!

~riette Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (15:59) #56

Think the webmasters will be fooled by it?

~stacey Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (16:08) #57

nope. but it was certainly ingenuity at its finest and you avoid any inappropriate 'French.'

~riette Thu, Jun 4, 1998 (16:57) #58

bowing myself into lumbago-oblivion

~KitchenManager Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (16:53) #59

According to the Austin American Statesman, this beats talking about the weather at picnics: Did you know that there are 25 tomatoes in each 40-ounce bottle of Heinz ketchup? (Then again, maybe it doesn't.)

~Wolf Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:13) #60

why, did you say ketchup? there are at least 25 different ways to use ketchup. wanna see?

~KitchenManager Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:27) #61

why, yes, yes I do...

~riette Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:38) #62

Then lift your arm.

~KitchenManager Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:49) #63

this high enough?

~riette Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (17:59) #64

�squirt�!!!! How does that feel?

~Wolf Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:30) #65

good job, riette!

~KitchenManager Sat, Jul 4, 1998 (18:38) #66

I think it needs some relish to go with it...

~riette Sun, Jul 5, 1998 (02:18) #67

Oh, we relish it, alright, oh creature from the planet of red armpits!

~stacey Mon, Jul 6, 1998 (14:28) #68

do you prefer sweet or dill?

~riette Mon, Jul 6, 1998 (17:20) #69

Dill - don't like sweet things so much, they remind me too much of the way I am not.

~aschuth Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (11:04) #70

"I'm new to the Spring, that's, like, I'm here since a week or two, can you help me please?"

~autumn Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (00:04) #71

I want you!!!!

~stacey Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (11:36) #72

gosh Autumn... I'm flattered. *grin*

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (14:57) #73

that's worked on me, but never for me, Autumn...

~aschuth Thu, May 6, 1999 (13:00) #74

Haha, which one, the newbie or the less subtle one... ?

~autumn Thu, May 6, 1999 (14:33) #75

You're all turning me on!

~KitchenManager Thu, May 6, 1999 (15:01) #76

that's because we're breathing and virtually well-endowed... (or would that be web-endowed?) ps- and knowing that you're turned on is making it hard for me to respond... well, in type anyway...

~aschuth Fri, May 7, 1999 (19:29) #77

!!

~KitchenManager Sat, May 8, 1999 (00:39) #78

come on and grab a hold of something and run with it, Alexander, 'cause you know you want to...

~aschuth Sat, May 8, 1999 (06:18) #79

OK! So I'll snatch that cheese sandwich and RUN!!!!!

~autumn Wed, May 26, 1999 (15:18) #80

Is that what you call it over there?!