ha-ha, How inventive you are! I'd like an extra finger just above my backside. One that can zoom in and out like a radia antenna. That way I wouldn't have to practically climb through the roof every time I start itching there in public. My little finger would just slowly zoom out of its hiding place and do a quick, invisible job. I'd also be able to give someone the finger if they pi$$ed me off without offending the person. Not to mention the extra, secret pleasure in bed! I'd feel like I were cheating on poor Chris though!

roflmao! (still thinking about my choices!)

let me guess...an extra heart so you could have more endurance, stamina, and an even higher metabolism... your response is a beautiful thing, Riette...

Thank you, Wer, but believe me, it isn't!!!

More brain power--I feel like all the filing cabinet drawers upstairs are filled to overflowing.

Mine have been since I was five - learning how to read just took up all the intelligence there might have been at birth . . . !

I'd also like a tail that can fall off and grow back, like that of a lizard. Then I could really play hard to get!

above or below the aforementioned finger?

I was thinking more of the sort of tail that sits in the back of the neck area. That way I'd also be able to spank myself when Chris isn't in a kinky mood . . .

nobody touches my tail *growl*

at least, not LIKE that...

Awe, Wolfie, and I was going to ask you if I could wear you around my neck as a fancy scarf at my next vernisage. You know . . . art on the go. And I was hoping you'd howl loudly every time I pulled on your tail for that audio-visual effect.

My body parts suit me just fine at this point but I'd love for B to grow another tongue nearer to his nether regions...

(the extra dick outta his face just didn't seem appropriate...)

((today, anyway...))

*laugh*

and, what would you be willing to grow where for him if Sir Brandon could fulfill your request?

In your most profound intuition, what would you imagine the 'request' would be?!?!

I have a couple of generalized guesses, but I don't know if those are based on my likes or not, as I don't know what he prefers...

lemme hear 'em!

a second set of arms and hands at the hips could prove wildly functional, as could a second set of breasts located just below the shoulder blades... (in the right mood, true "vagina dentata" could prove quite the bonus, as well)

*laugh* you might have similar tastes!

'tis but one true way to find out, no?

have you two go at it?!?

is he willing?

hmmm... (visions of Chasing Amy floating about in my head. I dunno. If some random person asked him that question, the answer would be a resounding NO, nope. No, thank you. But deep seated desires... Honestly I think he'd find the situation uncomfortable (maybe not literally) if only because I don't think he likes to share me, well, physically anyway. Only in the last year has he developed a very subtle jealous side...

There is nothing subtle about jealousy. It's ugly no matter how you look at it. It probably causes more misery than anything else in a relationship except lack of communication.

and a lot of times, those two go hand in hand...

I think I'm a little jealous. I don't like it when women come on to my husband. I was nasty to one woman who did that once.

The way I look at it is, each person is their own entity. They will do whatever they want, no matter what. Getting upset over a maybe, only hurts you. If he wishes to be faithful, he will be faithful, you just have to decide what you will do if he is unfaithful. Once you have made the decision, shelve it. Forget about it until he is unfaithful. If that happens, pull out your plan and put it into action. Don't change it. You made the plan when you were calm and rational, don't change it when you are upset and angry.

That's not how my head works. Once we were at a function, and this woman from work, who openly fancies my husband, grabbed him by the ar$e. So I grabber her by the ar$e, and told her to let go.

That's not jealousy, its protecting your assets. Sorry, couldn't resist.

and did she have a nice ar$e?

yes, all up and down the line and with me and Riette grabbing her that's how the orgy began

ha-ha!!!! j I'm sure her ar$e was very nice, Wer - for a 45 year old's anyway! OOH, I'm such a bitch!