Don't worry, I'll dig something up.
Here's a website that let's you make up your own theory by inputting in to their text boxes (a concept, a group, a minority, etc.)
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html
Confused about how the world works? Why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory! However, there are just too many of these floating around. Here, courtesy of Turn Left you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own. Simply enter your selections, click the button at the bottom of the page and print it out. You'll be the hero of your next militia meeting. Have fun, and remember...They are Watching You!