Shaving your partner's rude bits

~mikeg Sat, Nov 7, 1998 (22:24) seed

Is it pervy? Who prefers what: hair or skin?

~mikeg Sat, Nov 7, 1998 (22:24) #1

I've got to say that I prefer a girl to be shaved - not entirely, but enough to keep it out of my teeth!

~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (01:01) #2

I prefer my man not to be shaved. A man should have all the hairs that God intended for him to have!

~TIM Wed, Nov 11, 1998 (04:03) #3

I definitely prefer that the area nearest to the labia be shaved.

~riette Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (13:59) #4

Hmm, good point. Where it comes to oral sex, I must admit I'm rather glad to be a woman! I can't imagine it being nice to do the thing men do.

~mikeg Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (16:04) #5

It's nice, but it can be made nicer !

~riette Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (03:44) #6

Okay, I'll sit in a bowl of ice-cream next time....

~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (09:48) #7

Rocky Road or Tin Roof?

~riette Fri, Nov 13, 1998 (11:07) #8

Satin dreams....

~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (14:23) #9

Actually, Cool Whip is a better idea. It's not as sticky as ice cream and it compliments the flavor of just about anything. Back to shaving: I really prefer that a woman not shave completely, because, in other places the hair adds to the experience. I actually prefer that a woman not shave her legs and armpits some of the time.

~mikeg Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (18:07) #10

eeek Tim! As for the ice-cream: cookies and cream:)

~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (18:46) #11

To each his own, I guess.

~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (03:39) #12

Girls, to be safe, I think we should shave the right armpit, the right leg, and the right labia....

~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:11) #13

Now, there's a decision worthy of Solomon.

~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (10:56) #14

'Tis true I always felt I might be his reincarnation - thanks for the confirmation! BOOH!

~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (01:12) #15

Solomon is reputed to have had a thousand wives, Does this mean that you intend to get a thousand husbands?

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:13) #16

ABSOLUTELY NOT. If this marriage should run out on me (for natural or other reasons), I shall pack my things, and never live in one place again.

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:24) #17

I meant, all at one time!!! That is how Solomon did it. Actually I don't Know how he did it!!!

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:19) #18

ALL AT ONE TIME?!?! No wonder he was so clever - he had a thousand wives to teach him! No, one husband is sometimes MORE than I can take already. Why waste this great wisdom on 999 more?

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (09:52) #19

Indeed, not to mention the demands on your time. You've barely time to talk now. Just Kidding, Riette.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (00:59) #20

ha-ha! I'm not too worried about that! Out of the thousand three will probably WANT to sleep with me! The others will be there to plant trees.

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:10) #21

I have no doubt,that you could find a thousand that wanted to sleep with you.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (01:29) #22

Only when blindfolded, and never having seen me!

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (08:06) #23

Riette, again you underestimate your self. And you forget that I've seen your picture. Believe me, Helen of Troy had nothing on you!! Oh yeah, I've seen her picture too.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:05) #24

How many times must I tell you that people don't look like they do on photos in real life??? My video will prove it to you - you're going to go, 'DAMN, how COULD I have been such a fool!' At least that's one thing it'll be good for! I can honestly say that it's never crossed another soul's mind to compare me to Helen of Troy - that's because they don't have reason to! But I'm not going to discuss this any more - you'll just have to see for yourself. ha-ha!

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:44) #25

OK, Riette, we'll see!!

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (06:16) #26

You will! If nobody shows up for a few days, I'll now that I busted their computer screens!

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (16:18) #27

Riette, that's not likely and you know it.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:15) #28

I will not even go there again! You have a warped idea of me!

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:23) #29

Actually, Riette, I have a warped idea of your idea of you.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:29) #30

This is getting complicated. You have a warped idea of my warped idea about my warped self? Sounds good!

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:44) #31

Now, Riette, if we could get all these warps to cancel each other out everything would be clear.

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:51) #32

No, it would be warped!!!!!!!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:59) #33

True, Riette, but it'd be warped straight.

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (14:55) #34

That sounds mighty dangerous to me! GO FOR IT! For WHAT?

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:01) #35

The squared circle ,Riette!

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:30) #36

That's it, we're WAY gone now! Have you ever met a woman who wanted you to shave your rude bits, Tim? The only reason why I ask, is because I think it will be the most hilarious sight imaginable!

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:32) #37

Actually, no. Riette, At least I don't think so.

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:32) #38

Then you've not done too badly at all, have you?!

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:32) #39

No Riette, I have actually done extremely well.

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:14) #40

Many times?

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:20) #41

Well Riette, definitely this once!!

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (13:13) #42

Oh, she's that good is she? And do you think she likes you too?

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (20:41) #43

Riette, I think that the Potential is OUTSTANDING!!!

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:01) #44

Wow! You really LIKE her, Tim! That's great! I'm sure she likes you even more - you seem such a sweet guy.

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:15) #45

Thank you Riette, It was good of you to say that.

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (11:21) #46

Not really. You just are! That's not my fault!

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (12:02) #47

It is, partially, Riette, you are an inspiration.

~riette Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:25) #48

OOOOHH! I am?? You're so smmmmoooooooth today, Tim!

~TIM Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:32) #49

Thank you, Riette.

~TIM Tue, Dec 8, 1998 (10:59) #50

I think that shaving your partner could be incredibly erotic, but nicking your partner during the process could be a definite turn-off.

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (14:26) #51

ranks right up there with accidental biting...

~PT Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (15:06) #52

Yes, I'd say so. Not pleasant, any way you look at it.