Sex Food — Sex

~mikeg Sat, Nov 7, 1998 (22:37) seed

Have you got a favourite sex food? Something that just gets you in the mood? Or maybe just something that comes out once you're *in* the mood! Inspiration needed!

~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (01:02) #1

Coke, defenitely.

~terry Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:01) #2

As in Cola? DP works too.

~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:05) #3

Coca Cola. It doesn't do anything sexy, but tastes better than sperm. What's DP?

~terry Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:09) #4

Doctor Pepper. Great Southern carbonated prune juice drink. High caff!

~riette Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (10:19) #5

Sounds good! I'll try it when we come to the Spring party next year. Any foods that turn you on? Rhino horn pepper or someting like that?

~terry Sun, Nov 8, 1998 (11:08) #6

Cheeses. With melba toast.

~riette Mon, Nov 9, 1998 (00:42) #7

Yeah??? You live in the wrong country, sir!

~TIM Wed, Nov 11, 1998 (04:40) #8

I would venture to say that you have never been to Wisconsin if you think that this is not the country for cheese.

~TIM Wed, Nov 11, 1998 (04:42) #9

I try not to eat right before sex. Digestion tends to reduce the available blood flow.

~ratthing Wed, Nov 11, 1998 (09:34) #10

i cant eat right before sex either. i always attributed it to the fact that my brainstem can only engage in one consummatory behavior at a time.

~riette Thu, Nov 12, 1998 (14:03) #11

ha-ha! I don't know if I do or not - I eat more or less constantly. But I love finishing a liter of coke and 3 oranges after sex to calm down. Tim, in Switzerland we even have holes in our cheese for men who find it a turn-on....

~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (14:59) #12

So, Does the holey cheese cum first?

~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (03:45) #13

HA-HA-HA!!!! For that you'll have to say three Hail Marys, you devil!

~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (01:02) #14

Good Morning Riette, And who might this mary be?

~riette Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (01:08) #15

Don't you ever sleep, Tim? Good EARLY morning to you too. Mary? I'm not sure. But my husband is anglican, but thinks he's catholic, and goes to confession. He knows all about this Mary - should I be worried about what he does in the confession booth???

~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (01:22) #16

That depends, How accessible is the priest?

~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:44) #17

ha-ha! I don't know - I don't do that booth thing. I don't go to church.

~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (00:44) #18

Hmm, Well, if the confessional is big enough, and it's got one of those sliding partitions, Mary could be hiding out in the corner of the confessional, and the priest would be none the wiser. I hope you realize: this is a joke!!

~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (01:19) #19

Hello Mary. Come out , Come out , Wherever you are.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:16) #20

ha-ha! The bitch, I'll kill her! ONLY JOKING!

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (01:31) #21

I think she believed you, I don't see her anywhere.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:27) #22

Oh good. And what are you doing around confession booths? You can hold my hand while I go confess, but you must close your ears though....

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (10:08) #23

It's a deal, Riette. Although It's doubtful that you will come up with anything I haven't heard. In the church I currently attend, confession is done in front of the entire congregation at Sunday service. The idea being so that everyone can help you to avoid that pitfall again.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:06) #24

OH, how embarrassing! Hope you don't mind if I skip! Have you ever confessed in front of the whole congregation? What did you confess, and did they go, gasp!, what a naughty person?

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:15) #25

Yes I have confessed in front of the congregation. And what they do is come up after service and give you a hug. There is something pretty powerful about being hugged by 600 people.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (01:32) #26

And some probably offer to commit the sin WITH you!

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (08:15) #27

Riette, they would not say something like that. Perhaps they are thinking that, but they'd never say it.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:07) #28

I would.

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:47) #29

That is because you are such an honest person.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (06:19) #30

Or rude!

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (16:21) #31

Riette, you are not rude. refreshingly honest, yes, blunt at times, yes, rude, NO!

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:19) #32

I swear you're the only person on this planet who calls me honest instead of rude! But after all the stories I heard about you last night it doesn't come as that much of a surprise any longer!! ha-ha!

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:26) #33

What is this? turnabout is fair play? Good one Riette!

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:31) #34

Not only fair, but good! Different positions always make it more interesting.

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (15:47) #35

Oh yes, Riette! and add variety too.

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (00:53) #36

I was going to say it prevents stiffness too, but it doesn't, does it! ha-ha!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:01) #37

It does both, Riette!!

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (14:57) #38

A work out that works you up! ha-ha!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:03) #39

Handy, wouldn't you say?

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:32) #40

HANDLED, I'd say!

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:34) #41

Of course, for some, Riette, that is the best way.

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:34) #42

And for some it's the ONLY way!

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (01:34) #43

Well yes , Riette I suppose it could be.

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:17) #44

Like if Lucy the blow-up doll got a headache or something.

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (01:23) #45

Well, Riette, nothing lasts forever!! Nothing mechanical anyway.

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (13:17) #46

ha-ha! Mechanical things can be oiled....

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (20:44) #47

Yes, Riette, Lubrication tends to make anything hold up longer.

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:02) #48

Or go in better!

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:18) #49

Slides in all directions.

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (11:24) #50

Ooh. The only difference between one kind of oiled machine and the other, is that the one starts producing a squeak when it does its job, and the other goes completely quiet!

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (12:08) #51

Well Riette, If it's squeaking, it must need attention!!

~riette Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:27) #52

No! If it's squeaking, it IS getting alot of attention! That's how my machine works anyway!

~TIM Thu, Dec 3, 1998 (00:34) #53

OK Riette, then maybe It needs more attention.

~TIM Tue, Dec 8, 1998 (11:25) #54

Take a large tray, fill it with cheese, cut into one centimeter cubes, grapes individual grapes, honeydew melon cut in one centimeter cubes, green olives, black olives, croutons. With the following rule: you cannot put anything into your own mouth, and you cannot speak.

~KitchenManager Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (22:46) #55

definitely need to add strawberries and/or raspberries and/or blackberries, and add the restriction of not being able to use your hands, either...

~PT Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (01:18) #56

This sounds really interesting.

~KitchenManager Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (23:30) #57

oh, yeah, and add some chocolate chips to the plate, as well...

~PT Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:13) #58

Yes, I think so and some marzipan.

~playcboe Sat, Mar 13, 1999 (18:32) #59

Peaches ..... yummy .... sticky .... drippy .... So sweet ....

~KitchenManager Sat, Mar 13, 1999 (23:42) #60

so, Stacey, who's your friend?

~stacey Sat, Apr 10, 1999 (23:37) #61

???? perviously occupied it appears to me!

~KitchenManager Sun, Apr 11, 1999 (00:10) #62

yeah, well...

~zx6rider Fri, Apr 28, 2000 (20:50) #63

hmmmm, so nobody eats anymore or god forbid, no one's having sex... This topic has been dead for a year, how sad! O.K.let's see if the resident gay girl can kickstart this puppy! **Mandarin orange slices dipped in chocolate mousse**

~MarciaH Fri, Apr 28, 2000 (20:56) #64

Do both actually in equal proportions if I can get what I want *grin* I like feeding little juicy things and licking off the rest...

~mikeg Sun, Dec 3, 2000 (10:04) #65

fruit's always fun... strawberries, bananas....

~MarciaH Sun, Dec 3, 2000 (19:21) #66

cherry halves can make nice arrangements... Pitted of course!