Sex is great but friendship is better.

~wachter Thu, Jan 30, 1997 (23:25) seed

~pmurtaug Tue, Feb 4, 1997 (23:38) #1

Yes, but sex with a friend is BEST!

~Mixu Mon, Feb 10, 1997 (07:50) #2

Sex with a friend is definitely one of the best things in the world, especially if you stay friends :0)

~Garfield Fri, Feb 14, 1997 (23:23) #3

Sex requires love; love requires friendship. Both partners should have a mutual feeling. Enough said.

~Jerri Sun, Mar 2, 1997 (01:34) #4

I fully agree with Garfield....

~danny Sun, Mar 16, 1997 (05:36) #5

I agree that you said

~wink69 Sat, Mar 29, 1997 (01:04) #6

damn bitch wont give me sex

~meia Sat, Apr 26, 1997 (12:29) #7

great friends have great sex

~terry Tue, Oct 28, 1997 (10:45) #8

The only country to have more sex than America is France, but American's take longer (12 minutes avg.). 67% of 16-19 year old girls find Brad Pitt "desireable". The latest magazine survey. ... take longer than any other country surveyed. Wow, 12 minutes that's a shock.

~ddv Fri, Oct 31, 1997 (15:47) #9

Just to brag: I can do it for two hours straight! Nanananana :-p

~KitchenManager Fri, Oct 31, 1997 (15:57) #10

That's all? Amateur. WER

~stacey Mon, Nov 3, 1997 (11:37) #11

(LOL) Hey, who's standing up for those, "I'm already late for work, so what the hell?!?!" quickies?

~KitchenManager Mon, Nov 3, 1997 (22:51) #12

Something here is... WER

~stacey Tue, Nov 4, 1997 (11:56) #13

well gooooood morning then.

~KitchenManager Tue, Nov 4, 1997 (23:04) #14

Could you say that a little closer, please? WER

~stacey Wed, Nov 5, 1997 (10:42) #15

gudth mronig. (excuse me, I had something in my mouth...)

~terry Wed, Nov 5, 1997 (11:13) #16

Something? Clarify please.

~stacey Wed, Nov 5, 1997 (12:12) #17

C'mon Paul, scroll back... you figure it out.

~KitchenManager Wed, Nov 5, 1997 (13:23) #18

I'm almost laughing too hard to type. Good Morning to you to, stacey. WER

~stacey Fri, Nov 7, 1997 (12:08) #19

A late good morning to you too, WER!

~stacey Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (17:50) #20

sex isn't so great here (topic) by myself but i think I'll amuse myself for awhile and check back later! *smile*

~terry Mon, Mar 23, 1998 (20:34) #21

Can we watch?

~stacey Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:23) #22

HA! there was a great article about this 30 something former receptionist who bought a visual setup, got herself a site, and makes a butt-load of money letting people watch! She insists it's not just sexual, that these men are her 'friends' and they like to watch her go about her daily routine (which usually includes a little self-stim and a lot of nudity). Pretty funny stuff. I guess i should look into the possibilities *grin*

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:30) #23

I guess so...

~stacey Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:36) #24

(i don't know how comfortable i'd be with everyone being able to watch me clean the tub, do the laundry, etc. i value my privacy, when i can find it)

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:38) #25

Do you lose it often?

~stacey Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:40) #26

yeah, mostly when i get stressed. I forget where i put it. Or sometimes I abuse it and it runs and hides.

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:42) #27

*smile*

~stacey Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:43) #28

and you?

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:45) #29

My privacy? E-mail pretty much sums that up...

~stacey Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:46) #30

the extent of your privacy?

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:50) #31

yessum

~stacey Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (09:53) #32

lo siento and that sucks (BTW, on that subject, Brandon mentioned wanting to join a virtual community and I cringed at the thought he would invade my space here. It sounds so juvenille and petty but I want him to find his own place to play. I just don't think I could have as much fun with him reading everything I wrote. I considered asking Paul if he could just not allow him access to a few of my favorite places but decided it was probably best if I just helped him find another place)

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 24, 1998 (10:02) #33

One of my fears with Robin, also, but she seems content to stay on AOL...

~autumn Wed, Mar 25, 1998 (23:06) #34

A friend of a friend worked for a residential maid service that requires its employees to do their housework in the nude. Can you imagine?? Cleaning the oven would be a b----!

~KitchenManager Thu, Mar 26, 1998 (00:42) #35

Hmmm...Stacey cleaning the oven nekkie... hmmm... *wistful sigh*

~stacey Thu, Mar 26, 1998 (16:00) #36

Maybe the bathtub (usually works out this way) but NEVER the oven. YUK! That's why they invented self-cleaning ovens (not that I have one)

~SKAT Sun, May 10, 1998 (02:19) #37

The only reason why friendship is better than sex, is because some people die while having sex, and it can turn out to be a very lonely death locked up in a supermarket loo or something . . .

~stacey Mon, May 11, 1998 (13:52) #38

*laugh* Riette, suppose the answer to that problem would be to choose an unoccupied aisle instead of the bathroom!

~KitchenManager Mon, May 11, 1998 (22:17) #39

I like that answer...

~SKAT Tue, May 12, 1998 (01:41) #40

HA-HA!!!! Where did you buy that sense of humour, Stacey?!!

~KitchenManager Tue, May 12, 1998 (21:58) #41

she wasn't being humorous, she actually meant it...

~SKAT Wed, May 13, 1998 (04:52) #42

I can believe that! Pity you won't be caught dead (HA-HA!!!) in a church though, isn't it? Such a beautiful relationship so miserably wasted. Poor Stacey will be lying there, shrivelled up for lack of food and water - and you'll still be ranting on about the evils of churchgoing! Good thing it is a cyber world . . .

~KitchenManager Wed, May 13, 1998 (12:03) #43

think I missed something...

~SKAT Wed, May 13, 1998 (12:35) #44

So do I.

~IronMan Fri, May 15, 1998 (11:14) #45

Sex. What can you say? Its best with someone you love. I can make love with my girlfriend for 1 and a half hours and never get enough.

~KitchenManager Fri, May 15, 1998 (11:29) #46

Welcome, IronMan! (so why stop at an hour and a half?)

~SKAT Fri, May 15, 1998 (15:53) #47

What, you need even MORE time than that, Kitchen Man? Phew, and they say that female orgasm is a dubious thing. . . .!

~KitchenManager Fri, May 15, 1998 (23:16) #48

need? nope, both my hands work... want more than that, you betcha!

~SKAT Sat, May 16, 1998 (16:27) #49

Good for you, Kitchen Man(iac)! Men are lucky though, aren't they? I mean in the sense that women have three naughty bits and only two hands to defend these with . . .

~KitchenManager Sat, May 16, 1998 (23:22) #50

It's been my experience that not all bits work on everyone, and some work on people that there not supposed to on, plus things like flexibility and size need to be considered when deciding upon what can be reached by what... (3? I can count a few more...)

~SKAT Sun, May 17, 1998 (01:04) #51

Can you? Name them. ('Cos, while havind my finger or ear or shoulders sucked and fondled is erotic enough, I would not exactly call them 'naughty bits'. Or am I being unromantic?)

~KitchenManager Sun, May 17, 1998 (01:26) #52

to verify that mine are, the three of which you spoke were both nipples and clitoris, right?

~SKAT Sun, May 17, 1998 (04:14) #53

No, head, middle section and bottom section . . .

~KitchenManager Tue, May 19, 1998 (23:49) #54

*laugh* very good! then, two more would be the inside and the outside... and two more, maybe(?), would be the front and the back...

~SKAT Wed, May 20, 1998 (00:43) #55

Speechless.

~KitchenManager Wed, May 20, 1998 (00:56) #56

why?

~SKAT Wed, May 20, 1998 (10:02) #57

Never can talk much when my head is actively resting in somebody's . . . middle section . . .

~KitchenManager Wed, May 20, 1998 (13:03) #58

at least not verbally, huh?

~SKAT Wed, May 20, 1998 (13:36) #59

Sure I could, but you would not understand a word of it. I only speak Zulu while active in such a manner . . . Dela, Dela, Niangadela!! Do you think it's time we get back to the subject, Kitchen Man?! This conversation is growing more absurd by the minute. Why don't I ask you an embarrassing question, such as . . . How do you ask for it?

~KitchenManager Wed, May 20, 1998 (14:05) #60

Riette, my English to Zulu dictionary only goes from English to Zulu, so I can't look up what you said! :-( think you can teach me to read and write it over the web? I ususally "ask for it" by touching, and yourself?

~SKAT Thu, May 21, 1998 (02:23) #61

Dela, Dela, Niangadela means, 'Contended, contented, I am contented!' I ask for it by stamping my foot. What do you touch? Top, middle or bottom section? Teach me, 'cos for some strange reason men don't find me particularly subtle . . .

~KitchenManager Thu, May 21, 1998 (02:31) #62

one touches different people in different manners in different places...if that touch works, they will let you know...and if it doesn't try something else or try again later...subtle is sometimes over rated and at others underappreciated...just always have more than one approach that you are comfortable with and never be afraid to experiment

~riette Wed, May 27, 1998 (06:09) #63

YES, SIR! So what you're saying is: sometimes I should stamp my food, and sometimes I should merely grunt? Experiment? Only with positions, I hope. 'Cos otherwise I'll run out of holes after the first six times . . . !

~riette Wed, May 27, 1998 (06:10) #64

Foot, that is!

~stacey Wed, May 27, 1998 (06:10) #65

food was an interesting substitute!

~riette Thu, May 28, 1998 (00:44) #66

Yeah, I'll try that next time. Hell, I'll just throw him with my food! Wer said one should be willing to experiment!