Innuendo — Sex

~KitchenManager Sat, Oct 25, 1997 (00:43) seed

This is your virtual orgy of double, triple, and gang entendre. See ya soon, and hope I can lend a helping hand, or limber tongue.

~stacey Wed, Oct 29, 1997 (10:13) #1

guess I've come to the right place, a sweet spot, if you will.

~KitchenManager Wed, Oct 29, 1997 (12:14) #2

To the right place, or in the right place? WER

~KitchenManager Wed, Oct 29, 1997 (23:03) #3

Or sweaty spot, if I do... WER

~stacey Thu, Oct 30, 1997 (10:00) #4

Sometimes near the right place, can be just as exciting as in the right place... close, but not quite there. Closer, ever closer... a breath away...

~KitchenManager Thu, Oct 30, 1997 (11:35) #5

And the wrong place can turn into a favorite...

~stacey Thu, Oct 30, 1997 (12:17) #6

With the right touch, there are no wrong places.

~KitchenManager Fri, Oct 31, 1997 (00:25) #7

You're on top and in control, so which way do we go now?

~KitchenManager Fri, Oct 31, 1997 (15:26) #8

Uncomfortable? Do I need to change my position? Or go get some finger foods?

~KitchenManager Fri, Oct 31, 1997 (15:54) #9

Or are you just enjoying the moment and riding this out?

~terry Fri, Oct 31, 1997 (18:21) #10

waiting

~KitchenManager Sun, Nov 2, 1997 (00:11) #11

No need to wait, terry, just find an opening and slide on in...

~terry Sun, Nov 2, 1997 (09:53) #12

rounds third base and does a head first slide for home plate. Heeeee's . . . .

~KitchenManager Mon, Nov 3, 1997 (23:04) #13

Now stop right there, I need to know right now...

~KitchenManager Thu, Nov 13, 1997 (12:47) #14

Have you grown tired of me already, stacey?

~terry Thu, Nov 13, 1997 (14:58) #15

Bulletin The Spring, at this moment, is under heavy mailbombing attack and I am working with reps of both MCI and PSI to quell this assault on our server. If you notice slow performance, that's why. I'm putting up the shields and working behind the scenes to assist in the capture of this hacker. They are most likely in Mission Viejo, CAlif. and they have been logging in and out all day and sending email to the entire mci userbase, trying to pirate the Spring as their staging area. We're on it!

~KitchenManager Thu, Nov 13, 1997 (15:39) #16

That would explain alot...

~LADYICE Sat, Nov 15, 1997 (00:44) #17

~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 15, 1997 (01:20) #18

And what can I do for you, mistress?

~terry Sun, Nov 16, 1997 (22:25) #19

You have a mistress here now?

~KitchenManager Sun, Nov 16, 1997 (22:59) #20

Jealous, or is your whip out of practice?

~terry Sun, Nov 16, 1997 (23:06) #21

Jealous? Moi?

~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 21, 1997 (15:00) #22

Come on, let's see that big ol' tool of punishment.

~SKAT Sun, May 10, 1998 (02:22) #23

Now, now, WER, it is not size that matters . . . what matters is whether the tool (screw-driver?) can fix or not.

~KitchenManager Mon, May 11, 1998 (22:19) #24

I know, it's all in the wrist... (that and/or the grip)

~SKAT Tue, May 12, 1998 (01:44) #25

HA-Ha! Brag, brag, brag! AS if the object of (no, I shall not say screwing!) does not count at all.

~KitchenManager Tue, May 12, 1998 (22:00) #26

kinda 50-50... what you're screwing counts as much as what you're screwing it into...that's why sometimes it's just best to hammer away!

~SKAT Wed, May 13, 1998 (04:58) #27

That's bloody hilarious!!! I take it foreplay is not a word that exists in your vocabulary then?! You just get right down to business, hammering away with the ol' six pounder till your maid says: 'You can stop now, honey, it won't go any further!'

~KitchenManager Wed, May 13, 1998 (12:05) #28

didn't say that either, sometimes you have to sand and wax the wood BEFORE you nail it to the wall...

~SKAT Wed, May 13, 1998 (12:37) #29

HA-HA-HA!!!! You're a disturbed person, aren't you?

~KitchenManager Wed, May 13, 1998 (12:47) #30

others claim that alot, yes...

~SKAT Wed, May 13, 1998 (13:34) #31

Hmm - I kinda had that same far-fetched idea in the old pumpkin. Tell me, how did you come to be like this, or were you born like it? Let me guess at your first words . . . . HMMM, let's see. Ah, it must have been: 'Mummy, Daddy Fuck.' Sound vulgar? Well, actually it was my best friends youngest child's first words, and he too shows the signs . . .

~KitchenManager Wed, May 13, 1998 (16:41) #32

I think it's a combination of congenital and environmental (underscored with curiosity...)

~SKAT Thu, May 14, 1998 (00:13) #33

Oh, right.

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (16:44) #34

anyone?

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (22:04) #35

maybe...

~stacey Tue, Aug 31, 1999 (13:57) #36

~MarciaH Tue, Aug 31, 1999 (14:33) #37

Are you absolutely sure? This could be quite damaging and all that. One could read almost anything into that statement ;)

~MarciaH Sat, Mar 25, 2000 (17:26) #38

This is a conference which should have put Drool to shame, but I think everyone is out of commission about now...or has lost interest. Must I do it myself or may I bring a friend?!

~sprin5 Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (00:09) #39

Yep.

~MarciaH Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (00:26) #40

*smile*

~sociolingo Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (04:27) #41

I'll get in trouble again *grin*

~MarciaH Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (16:31) #42

You don't even know about this conference, right?!

~sociolingo Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (16:33) #43

right! - oops he's just come in *blush*

~MarciaH Mon, Mar 27, 2000 (16:55) #44

Quick! Eat your monitor!

~mikeg Sun, Dec 3, 2000 (09:27) #45

Eat your monitor! The mental image of that made me laugh out loud :-)))

~MarciaH Sun, Dec 3, 2000 (19:31) #46

Me too! I had forgotten I had written that!