Rupert shows off some of the less attractive parts of his personality when he almost snaps Jon in half for having the gall to vote for him. There's no voting in Survivor! Meanwhile, things are getting threadbare at Morgan as they continue not to master fishing, and Osten is starting to look like he's running out of steam. At the challenge, something happens that is very surprising to anyone who doesn't read spoilers -- all of the booted contestants return as part of a "ghost tribe" called the Outcasts. The Outcasts best both Morgan and Drake in a three-way challenge, meaning that both of the still-corporeal tribes have to go to tribal council and boot somebody, and then the Outcasts will vote for which two of them will get to return to the game. Back at Camp Drake, Rupert, Christa, and Sandra get ugly with power, forcing Shawn and Jon to beg for their lives. In the end, they boot Shawn, proving that they're a lot more patient with Jon's personality than I am. Over at the Camp of the Damned, to no one's surprise, Osten finally reveals himself for the weenie that he is, telling the tribe to send him home: he quits. This being his second attempt to quit, they don't really try to talk him out of it. At their tribal council, Jeff Probst just about takes Osten's teeth out with the brass knuckles of his contempt, and having obtained Morgan's unanimous consent, he doesn't even take them through the exercise of voting. Instead, he says to Osten, "Go home." That was awesome. Tune in for Rupert's meltdown, Jon's backpedaling, Burton's bold effort to loot Trish's booty, Andrew's weird power plays, and especially Ryan S.'s buff that reads "DIE JERKS." Heh. from http://televisionwithoutpity.com

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