Colin Firth - Part 16

OMG! Didn't realize I had the last post in 175. All kinds of excting things we leave behind. (me) V. v. excited to hear it's a go! Well a go on his part anyway.

I wanted to be first.;-) (Karen)Am picturing two male leads of equal importance. There are two male leads, but neither one is Colin. Casting is under way for the co-lead roles of a young recruit and a black character Still, could be a very good, juicy role. And this director, Jens Meurer, produced Russian Ark, which got some great reviews here.

Scheduled to start production early next year on location in South Africa YESSSSSSS! He's comming to South Africa! I knew all those candles would eventually pay off for something. Now to find out where it will be shooting. I will be there (wots 50 miles of good road anyway?)

That picture of Colin in #175 looking down and signing an autograph reminded me of these, taken by Anne R at the NYC premiere of SIL: Good news about the new project!

(Karen), Will have to pull out my "Rumor/No Go" file. But this is definitely one to root for! Serious work. Even if co-starring. How about Jude Law for the young officer? ;-D I can't believe they are looking for backing on this with only Colin attached to the project. I fear Tumbledown producers only-UK again. :-( But keeping fingers crossed. BTW2, which Tube line goes to S. Africa and/or Angola-like terrain? ;-) He may want a vacation from two tots at home. ;-) Thanks, Barb! BTW, I am creeped out by the ants too.

..to solve Colin Firth's problem of ants in his pants. I couldt think of more pleasent �objects� to get into his pants ;-P (Tress)Subtext (according to my pervy mind)...We get skin! Chest! Legs!!! Once again: Kindred spirits;-) Thank you BarbS and Ada for articles and news. Sounds very promising! (Dorine)More than likely with ugly military hair cut. :-( Can�t get any worse than Valmont/AMITC! (LeahP)Now to find out where it will be shooting. I will be there (wots 50 miles of good road anyway?) Go girl! We will be longing to hear every detail, you can dig up;-) Nice pictures, Murph!

(Mari) Definitely a supporting role, but at least it's drama He does better in films with a supporting role.Mostly better roles. (Karen)Dropped from 7th to 9th place, taking in $375,046 from 287 screens (lost some). Cume to date is $1,312,374. Have to go take a stomach pill. Hope producers have learned their lesson. If the So African film premieres in UK, it's dead meat. Especially for Evelyn, Kangaroo Jack which opened this weekend pulled in $1.2 mill. Why am I not surprised? Disgusting. (Karen) Got an itchy ordering finger... Can't jinx this. Don't buy it, Evelyn. Don't let it join the nightstand cemetary ROTF. "Too late". Only kidding, don't want it to join Maid of Buttermere & Flashman)

There are two male leads, but neither one is Colin. That explains the distance, very easy, short time shoot for him. Leah, you're on the scene. Thanks for the very up close and personal, Murph!

From one of the book websites: Reviews TDW Synopsis: "I've been running. All this time. But not from him. I've been running. Now I stop." Based on a true story The Dead Wait is an explosive journey through war, death and redemption told by three people caught in the insanity of conflict and haunted by its horrors. Rich in language and visceral in impact, the play follows the journey of Josh Gilmore, a young athlete turned soldier from darkness to light, from the Angolan War of 1980 to the present day and the creation of a new South Africa. Production at the Manchester Royal Exchange opens in October 2002. Contains strong language and scenes of violence." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sounds fantastic. He really must be fed up with rom-coms to go on location in SA.

Hey, Paul Herzberg is not a bad looker either:-)))

(Mari) And this director, Jens Meurer, produced Russian Ark, which got some great reviews here. Producing Russian Ark and directing it are two different things. Russian Ark was a technical masterpiece, the credit lies with the cinematographer, director and actors, IMO, in that order. Co-leads with Colin. ;-) (I refuse to believe it's small and a supporting role, I rufuse...) This is a film that will hit for Toronto's buyers, though it seems more suited to Sundance to me.

"I've been running. All this time. But not from him. I think we know who "him" has to be and the lead actor's closure/resolution with "him" would seem to be the gripping story. My ordering finger is getting itchy too because I'm with Karen on the co-leads thing or, such a minimal difference on supporting vs. lead that it does not matter. I'm thinking Duvall in Apocalypse Now or Jack N in A Few Good Men. (Smells like napalm in the morning to me, and if that's not the truth, I don't think I can handle it.)

(Karen) Co-leads with Colin. ;-) Bet they're trying for an American actor as the lead. I can see Nic Cage.

(Barb) I'm thinking Duvall in Apocalypse Now or Jack N in A Few Good Men. Excellent comparisons. The other character (the black freedom fighter Josh carries) will have a pivotal role, but not at a level (or impact) with Colin and whoever plays Josh. My concern is this emphasis on age. Casting for Josh is described as a "young recruit." However, the story takes place in two time periods: during the war and 20 yrs ago. A young recruit could be in his late teens, making his present day in his late 30s, which would only put Colin a few years older, contemporaries, as would be normal. The aging thing...or should I say the youthification process. ;-) Colin in cammies.

(Mari) Definitely a supporting role, but at least it's drama (Evelyn) He does better in films with a supporting role.Mostly better roles. I agree, this could be a good role. It also sounds like a film he'd work hard to promote. (hint, hint, Colin!) (Dorine)More than likely with ugly military hair cut. :-( You're probably right, but let's hope not. When his hair is longer the stylist has more to work with. A short cut could be too "revealing."

Thanks Mary for the pictures. I already saw them some time ago on your homepage. The first is one of my favourites. Noticed his tongue on the first picture ? :o) Soo cute (although no stubbles :o) )

Thank you, Ada for the wonderful news on TDW. (Karen)It is the *big* film market. This film is being pushed at the market. They're trying to get investors and/or distributors and it's being done on Colin's name...he has to take risks like this Yes, yes, yes! V.positive news, and travel to S.Africa, as well! My, my--dare we be so bold to claim that our birthday theme produced "vibrations"?:-) (Tress)...We get skin! Chest! Legs I'm so glad you thought of that angle! I'll never complain about ants in the pants again. Makes one look at those pesty little critters in a whole new light:-) (Dorine)Don't care how much skin would be showing and where, if they were spiders, I wouldn't be looking at the screen. Maybe not on the first viewing...you know, the throwaway:-)

Ada, thanks for the scoop that TDW is a go. Whoo-hoo, another drama! Okay, fess up, Linda and Mari, what kind of spell did you ladies concoct this time? ;-) Keep 'em coming, as it worked. Leah, how great for you that TDW is to be filmed on location in SA. Hell will freeze over first before he films in my neck of the woods. ;-( (Dorine) More than likely with ugly military hair cut. :-( But he looked okay in TEP with shorter hair. I'm not that worried, unless they buzz it. (Karen) Got an itchy ordering finger... Can't jinx this. Don't buy it, Evelyn. Don't let it join the nightstand cemetary A lot of us have bits of the cemetery....*looking at Armadillo on my bookshelf* And as for the ants in Trauma crawling over his flesh, would MUCH prefer to see lots of Aunts crawling all over his flesh! Oh my! ;-D

(LisaJH) would MUCH prefer to see lots of Aunts crawling all over his flesh! LOL Have this picture now...Aunt Catherine deBourg, Aunt Augusta, Aunt Phillips, did I miss anyone?

(Evelyn) Bet they're trying for an American actor as the lead. I can see Nic Cage. Nic's days of being able to do a "When Peggy Sue Got Married" type age are long, long past. I think he "left it in Las Vegas." ;-) Sheesh! He has less hair than Colin. ;-) (Lisa) would MUCH prefer to see lots of Aunts crawling all over his flesh! LOL! I qualify.

Ooops, sorry, Tress, meant to only delete to OT one. *standing in corner* :-(

(Karen)He has less hair than Colin. ;-) 1-800-WAGW hairdresser;-D

(Barb) Aunt Catherine deBourg, Aunt Augusta, Aunt Phillips, did I miss anyone? Well, I was thinking more along the lines of non-incestuous aunties: you, me, all the other Drooleurs....;-) (Evelyn) 1-800-WAGW hairdresser;-D LOL! I love your toll-free directory, Evelyn. It's grown to be quite a resource, no? ;-)

(Karen) Ooops, sorry, Tress, meant to only delete to OT one. *standing in corner* :-( OMG! All that hard work putting those thoughts together! LOL...it was just random silliness anyway. Am just very excited by the Dead Wait news. Please don't stand in the corner! ;-) (Barb) Aunt Catherine deBourg, Aunt Augusta, Aunt Phillips, did I miss anyone? (LisaJH) Well, I was thinking more along the lines of non-incestuous aunties: you, me, all the other Drooleurs....;-) And, I imagine, we wouldn't be as difficult to 'wrangle' as the other ants...we would all stay on ODB. Though there might be an issue getting us off of him!

Thanks for all the news everyone, the good and the bad. It's been confirmed then that we won't get HS here. Bad day in bedrock. Knew it wouldn't be Oscar caliber but definitely worth viewing. Very disappointed. Thank you Annette for link and Trauma poster. It's a good one. Great news about TDW. I guess "starring" doesn't mean lead anymore. Get's confusing, but will be happy to see him in anything. Should be a good one, and definitely lighting candles and mixing brew so we get this one. Everything is crossed ;-).

(Linda), My, my--dare we be so bold to claim that our birthday theme produced "vibrations"?:-) You know we always try to help. We are such a mercenary group. ;-) I would like the part of the young officer to go to Jude Law. :-) That would get a US distribution. Thanks, Ada for the news.

Thanks everyone for the ants news and the funniest comments too;-)) You ladies crack me up! (Karen) Nightstand cemetary ROTFLOL! The things we do for OBD, maked ants crawling over your skin seem perfunctory. Great news about DW. The "sequel" to Tumbledown we've been waiting for ;-)) Go Colin, You can certainly smell that fairtrade coffee (at last) Thanks everyone

And Moon so sayeth to the Drooleurs (and studios/director/casting agents).... I would like the part of the young officer to go to Jude Law. To which they replied...."Moon's will be done." ;-D

(leahp) He's comming to South Africa! I knew all those candles would eventually pay off for something. Now to find out where it will be shooting. I will be there (wots 50 miles of good road anyway?) my guess would be cape town : the city has been developing into a saf version of l.a. recently. started with european car commercials (scenery, beaches, weather, not to mention tax breaks available), the place is turning into a major shooting area. if i can remember well, they were starting the filming of some movie with juliette binoche and morgan freeman this april.

I don't think we ever saw the Variety review of HS. By DEREK ELLEY Variety Colin Firth plays a Brit artist surprised when his fiancee, Minnie Driver, comes back in 'Hope Springs.' A wannabe romantic comedy that's rather slim on both real romance and real comedy, "Hope Springs" is an innocuous time-passer which sees its name cast generating little on-screen chemistry. Based on a recent novel by "The Graduate" scribe Charles Webb, the slight story of an English artist who washes up in a small Vermont town to get over being ditched by the love of his life plays surprisingly flatly. Shot through with obvious ironies about Brit-Yank behavioral differences, but never really developing into the movie it would like to be, pic will need heavy marketing and canny placement to make much impact, though Colin Firth's brand of British sexiness should prove a hook for female auds. Preemed at the Bradford fest, northern England, in mid-March, Buena Vista goes out in the U.K. May 9, with a Stateside date still to be set. The 2001 novel by American-born, British-based Webb was the reclusive writer's first major work in a quarter-century. Almost entirely composed of dialogue, with only minimal other detail and no descriptions of the characters themselves, the script-like book would theoretically seem the ideal work to transpose to the screen. However, what plays well on paper as a series of verbal exchanges doesn't necessarily translate to the same effect on the more concrete bigscreen. Helmer-writer Mark Herman has had some success in the past with character-based, British regional comedy ("Brassed Off," "Little Voice," "Purely Belter") but here seems unable to make his cross-Atlantic cast mesh in any sparky way. It's notable that the most successful scenes are between Firth and fellow-Brit Minnie Driver, where the two seem more at ease with each other's performing rhythms. Firth plays Colin Ware, who stops off in the small town of Hope (pop. 18,459) and goes straight to the local art-materials store to purchase pencils and sketch pads. Colin's backstory is filled in through blatantly expository dialogue with both the store's leery owners (Ken Kramer, Mary Black) and then with the gum-chewing Joanie Fisher (Mary Steenburgen), who runs the Battlefield Inn, a hostelry decorated with Revolutionary War paraphernalia. Suffering from both jet lag and being dumped by his "half-Welsh, half-monster" fiancee, Vera, Colin passes out in his room and wakes to find himself in the tender hands of Mandy (Heather Graham), a flake who works as a "caregiver" at the local old people's home, Shining Shores. After another bout of expository dialogue, pic finally looks like it's getting into gear as the bored Mandy sets out to seduce the screwed-up Brit. With a strong assist from a blaring pop-rock soundtrack and a sequence in which Colin careens through town in the drunken Mandy's auto, the film initially aims for a kind of wacky humor that simply seems forced. Pic idles along as another of the burg's outsized characters -- the ambitious local mayor, played at full tilt by Oliver Platt -- is intro'ed, and finally starts to find its feet (and a semblance of a plot) at the 35-minute mark as--who else?--Vera (Driver) turns up in town, determined to get Colin back. Driver's assured, cigarette-puffing Vera, forever making jokes about Americans' demonization of smoking and subtly undercutting (in the nicest way) his growing relationship with the more naive Mandy, is the kind of class act that the picture really needs. There's an immediate chemistry between her and Firth, with each responding to the other's delivery, that's notably absent from Firth's interaction with the Yank cast, especially Graham and Steenburgen. When Driver is off-screen, pic's gears slip back into neutral. Finale set during the town's annual Cannonball Festival springs no surprises and is strikingly light on emotional clout. Film's very tight running time of 90 minutes (including credits) raises suspicions that some drastic editing has taken place, especially in the last act, which scampers through a subplot of Vera being crowned queen of the festival as her ancestors may have been responsible for founding Hope in the first place. (The Welsh angle made more sense in the original novel, entitled "New Cardiff," after the town's name.) After a shaky start with the physical shtick, Firth settles into the character of Colin with the kind of wry disdain he's best at, and his legions of distaff fans should be well satisfied with his acres of screen-time, even though he's hardly pushed at an acting level. Graham is largely bright and open-eyed, and has trouble making much of a character out of Mandy; Steenburgen simply goes for broke as the trashy Joanie but, like Graham, seems to be in a different movie from Firth and Driver. Though the whole picture was shot in B.C., Ashley Rowe's widescreen lensing, suffused with russets, purples and ochres, conjures up a convincingly autumnal New England. Other tech credits are thoroughly pro, though the soundtrack's habit of slipping into deafening songs is both unsuitable to the low-key comedy and smacks of some desperation in putting some heft into the movie.

Firth sets forth on 'Dead Wait' 'Public Enemy' helmer Meurer to direct pic By DON GROVES Variety Colin Firth is set to star in "The Dead Wait," a South Africa-set saga that spans the 20 years since the bloody Angolan war of 1983. Scripted by Paul Herzberg and helmed by Jens Meurer ("Public Enemy"), pic is due to roll in early 2004, with Sheryl Crown as producer. Project was unveiled here by Beyond Films' head of sales and acquisitions Hilary Davis, who is fielding world rights. It's a co-prod between Crown's U.K.-based Rubicon Pictures, David Wicht of Film Afrika and Meurer's Egoli Tossell Films of Germany. Firth will play a tough commanding officer in the South African army. Crown says casting is under way for the co-lead roles of a young recruit and a black character. London-based Mansfield Associates is exec producing.

Looks like a "go" for TDW. Thanks Mari. I'd like Adrian Lester for they young black. " ..the script-like book would theoretically seem the ideal work to transpose to the screen. However, what plays well on paper as a series of verbal exchanges doesn't necessarily translate to the same effect on the more concrete bigscreen. Can be done....Sharon Maguire did it with a book in diary form. "..should be well satisfied with his acres of screen-time, even though he's hardly pushed at an acting level." Eye- candy. Sounds like he sleep - walked through this one.

pic will need heavy marketing and canny placement Well, that's two strikes. Canny placement? What about ANY placement:-( raises suspicions that some drastic editing has taken place, especially in the last act, Too bad, that whole Queen Vera stuff in the book was one of the funniest parts. Why do they do that??? Sounds like they succeeded in making the ending v. disjointed. and his legions of distaff fans should be well satisfied with his acres of screen-time ...acres of screen-time. This is killing me. Thanks, Mari for both Variety articles.

http://mweb.co.za/litnet/teater/mandela.asp An interview with the director of Dead Wait as it was performed in Manchester. Spoilers Description of Colin's part: "In a nutshell, the play deals with the journey of its main character, Josh Gilmore, who brings the play into being by telling the Truth and Reconciliation Commission about his experiences in Angola, 20 years after leaving South Africa after a sort of nervous breakdown during an athletics tournament. The 40-year-old Josh tells us of how, while in the SADF Special Forces, his unit captured a high-ranking ANC officer George Josana during a raid. Forced by his Commanding Officer (CO) to carry the wounded man on his back across 60 km of Angolan bush to friendly lines, he undergoes all the horrors of battle. Then, just as the end is in sight, the squad is almost surrounded and the CO orders him to execute his prisoner whom, by this time, he has come to love as a fellow-human being. The first half ends with this terrible execution. The second half returns to the present and deals with Josh�s attempts to find some kind of justice through George�s daughter, and by trying to track down his CO, who by now is a ruined version of his former self. The play ends with an extraordinary scene at the spot where George was shot. I will say no more. You will have to read the play. Or better still, see it! I should also point out that the story of the journey across a battlefield with the wounded ANC man on the soldier�s back is all based on fact. It all actually happened � down to the summary execution." Sounds like a plum part for CF. It's time he did a bad guy.

Yes, I have the first part now. As the second part will probably focus on the CO and the recruit, I trust the extraordinary scene will continue spoiler-free.

(sophie) my guess would be Cape Town This was my first reaction too, when I saw *South Africa*. So wot is 1500 km's of good road?? My only hope is that there is no place in Cape Town to film an Angolan type bush scene (unless they use a studio). When I read that he would play a CO, I immediately thought of Conspiracy - but where that was all theory(you didn't actually see the results of their planning in the film), this would be *hands on*, doing the dirty work.

Thanks Mari for the Variety article and review. We had another review from Variety right after Bradford, by Mark Adams, which was about the same in its assessment. his legions of distaff fans should be well satisfied with his acres of screen-time, even though he's hardly pushed at an acting level. He must have been monitoring quiz results. ;-) But it's sad that critics are even noticing that Colin is phoning this in. :-( Thanks Murph for the additional info on TDW. As I suspected the black officer's role would be pivotal but brief, especially if he dies in the first or second act. Will read the rest of the interview later...

The Times reported the news of DW today, so it must be true ;-) There's an immediate chemistry between her and Firth, with each responding to the other's delivery, that's notably absent from Firth's interaction with the Yank cast, I think the Variety review makes some good points. I did not understand those reviewers who were so critical of MD. I thought she brought some much needed ooomph to the proceedings. Though not good for Colin's future in Hollywood if he is perceived as lacking the necessary chemistry with "Yanks"! Perhaps he had better try south of the Mason-Dixon :-(

his legions of distaff fans should be well satisfied with his acres of screen-time, even though he's hardly pushed at an acting level. (Karen), He must have been monitoring quiz results. ;-) But it's sad that critics are even noticing that Colin is phoning this in. :-( I refuse to believe that he would "act" in WAGW and walk through HS. He was not talked into doing HS, this was his project. Let's just be truthful and say he blew it bigtime. :-(

(Moon)I refuse to believe that he would "act" in WAGW and walk through HS. He was not talked into doing HS, this was his project. Let's just be truthful and say he blew it bigtime. :-( He wouldn't be the first actor who got involved with a project that looked good in theory but didn't turn out well (come to think of it, it isn't the first time he's been on a project that didn't turn out well). Must be hard to fight the temptation to sleepwalk when you know it's all going sour. Maybe his acting was better on WAGW because he was having a better time? Speaking of WAGW, the "orginal" (Reluctant Debutante) is on TCM today (6PM eastern)

FYI, Colin's character in TDW is Franz 'Papa' Louw. Must be a carryover from his Hunk Daddy days. ;-)

If you're going to order the play from the UK, here's a link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1840023422/thespring-21

Thanks for the info Mari and Murph. Sounds like TDW is going to be good. Not good that he gives the impression of non-acting in HS but agree with Kate that he could have seen it was not what he had "Hoped" for. Just wish we could see it for ourselves and determine our own opinions.

(Moon) I refuse to believe that he would "act" in WAGW and walk through HS. He was not talked into doing HS, this was his project. Let's just be truthful and say he blew it bigtime. :-( (Kate) He wouldn't be the first actor who got involved with a project that looked good in theory but didn't turn out well (come to think of it, it isn't the first time he's been on a project that didn't turn out well). Must be hard to fight the temptation to sleepwalk when you know it's all going sour. This appears to have been a timely question then... What happens when you sign on for a film, get halfway through it, and realize it�s a dog? I�m very used to making the wrong call on things. I guess my instincts aren�t that good on that. You can cut eight different movies from what you shoot, and often your vision of a project is not in line with the director�s. I think the reverse is also true; I have seen beauty come from what I thought was rubbish. (Clay Weiner-Gotham Mag)

bugger! bugger!

Ok, good it worked. Negates the point of using the bold now. :-(

(Pam) that he could have seen it was not what he had "Hoped" for. Too bad.You soldier on... There is such a thing as loyalty to your producers who paid you v. well , to say nothing of loyalty to the rest of the cast and crew. There is never an excuse for petulance, IMO

Not good that he gives the impression of non-acting in HS Sorry I don't think this is right. He gave of his best IMHO but the material was poor. He chose badly but he did not sleepwalk. I do not think any other reviewer has accused him of that.

(Variety review) even though he's hardly pushed at an acting level (Allison) he did not sleepwalk Maybe the reviewer agrees with us and thinks ODB deserves/is capable of handling better material? Thanks for pulling up that quote, Dorine. I sort of had that in mind, but didn't remember where it came from. It must be bad enough to get negative reviews when you think the film you did is OK--you can always tell yourself the reviewer missed the point. But if you think the film turned out badly, it must be hard to promote. Still, promotion IS part of the business, whether you love the film or not.

(Allison)...but the material was poor. Reminds me of what Rosemary Harris said when she was accepting an award for a role in a play by Edward Albee(!). "Words is all actors have, without words we cannot do anything".

"Words is all actors have, without words we cannot do anything". Thanks for that Evelyn. Perhaps you should send it to ODB ;-)

Correction:Sorry... I am sure she said "Words are.."

(Allison)I do not think any other reviewer has accused him of that., Other than Variety, I don't remember that particular criticisim of him in HS either. I read them all even though I went through several bottles of antacid:-) ...As Karen said, he acted his socks off in WAGW...it will be interesting to see the critics take on that part of it, anyway.

A site with some setting-images from GWAPE among others. The links work somewhat strange at times. No pictures of actors, only exterior suggestions. http://www.delux.lu/epostproduction.html

(Kate) But if you think the film turned out badly, it must be hard to promote. Still, promotion IS part of the business, whether you love the film or not. And they are *actors*. Can't always leave the project at the door when shooting stops. "Words is all actors have, without words we cannot do anything V. v. important yes, but we know what Colin can do without words, too. With only facial expressions.

(Annette) A site with some setting-images from GWAPE among others. Thanks Annette! Very interesting 'virtual tour'. Cannot wait to see this on film.... (Dorine) V. v. important yes, but we know what Colin can do without words, too. With only facial expressions. Some of his best work (IMO) is done only with a look...

(Evelyn) I am sure she said "Words are.." Yes, somehow I couldn't imagine the other version coming out of her mouth! (Linda) Other than Variety, I don't remember that particular criticisim of him in HS either. I didn't take the Variety remark to mean that he was sleepwalking. By "he's hardly pushed at an acting level," I assumed they meant that the role wasn't particularly challenging.

"As Griet becomes part of her master's work, their growing intimacy spreads disruption and jealousy within the ordered household and even - as the scandal seeps out - ripples in the world beyond Wow....scandal? Looks like the film will be juicer than the book.

(Dorine) V. v. important yes, but we know what Colin can do without words, too. With only facial expressions. You are so right! (we all remember his own words, when referring to Paul Scofield) Another "confirmation" about The Dead Wait (and nice pic from HS-premiere) http://www.channel4.com/film/newsfeatures/news_story.jsp?storyId=505

(Annette) While COLIN FIRTH has opted against reprising his role in BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY - he's signed up to take on a much tougher challenge as a commanding officer in the South African army. I thought TEOR was Oct - Dec, and TDW will be in the new year. Will just have to wait and see.

(Rika & others) By "he's hardly pushed at an acting level," I assumed they meant that the role wasn't particularly challenging. True, but taken to its logical conclusion, he could phone it in. If you're not challenged, it can show. Evelyn) Wow....scandal? Looks like the film will be juicer than the book. Yeah, the fact that VanR wanted her painted was a scandal and that V was going to do it caused scandal. They all talked about it everywhere, including the market. She was ashamed and apprehensive. (Channel 4) While COLIN FIRTH has opted against reprising his role in BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY Don't worry about it. There'd be less unemployment if most of the newspapers, internet news sites, etc., hired fact checkers. Okay, Olivia?? ;-)

(Channel 4) While COLIN FIRTH has opted against reprising his role in BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY Don't worry about it. There'd be less unemployment if most of the newspapers, internet news sites, etc., hired fact checkers. Okay, Olivia?? ;-) LOL, Karen!

Evelyn) Wow....scandal? Looks like the film will be juicer than the book. (Karen), Yeah, the fact that VanR wanted her painted was a scandal and that V was going to do it caused scandal. They all talked about it everywhere, including the market. She was ashamed and apprehensive. Also, his giving the earrings for her to wear for a painting when everyone knew they belonged to his wife would also causae a scandal. I don't think there will be anything juicy in GWAPE. He's doing horror with ants, a mean soldier, but nothing juicy. The closest we will get it HS, if we ever get it. :-( Re: TEOR didn't Renee say it would be for the fall? All we need is for Bridget to end up with Daniel because MD was nowhere to be found. Gone to LA never to return. :-(

( Moon) Re: TEOR didn't Renee say it would be for the fall? All we need is for Bridget to end up with Daniel because MD was nowhere to be found. Gone to LA never to return. :-( Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh:( Am I in a parallell universe?

(Moon) All we need is for Bridget to end up with Daniel because MD was nowhere to be found. Gone to LA never to return. :-( Oh no, and the towel and kitchen scenes go to HG. Oh Gawd. Where are my antacids? Now that would be the twilight zone. ...but the boss said not to worry, and I'm not, *chewing tums, lighting candles, casting the evil eye on those internet sites who don't have fact checkers*

Getting back to TDW, I like the fact that Paul Herzberg played Colin's role on stage. Actor/writers usually write themselves good parts and not "supporting" roles (e.g., Woody Allen, Mel Brooks...)

Evelyn) Wow....scandal? Looks like the film will be juicer than the book. (Karen)Yeah, the fact that VanR wanted her painted was a scandal and that V was going to do it caused scandal. They all talked about it everywhere, including the market. *Yawn*. That's not what I call a "scandal". A teaser;-((

(Evelyn) *Yawn*. That's not what I call a "scandal". A teaser;-(( LOL...Well, when you put it like that, it sounds about as exciting as five girls trying to find rich husbands...or a bunch of angry men sitting around a table talking. *insert winkie with tongue firmly planted in cheek here*

A very nice lurker e-mailed me a link to some additional photos of the PEN event on an Italian Firth fan site. If you click on the photos, you get close-ups - some of them close enough to see individual whiskers and eyelashes. There are also some shots that appear to be from the reading itself. Here's the link: http://digilander.libero.it/firthissimo/pen.htm

Great link!! Some of the best pics of ODB I've seen in a long, long time. Can't quite decide which is my favourite, but I think the second from last wins by a whisker!

Looks like the stubble started from then. Very short, but it was much more noticiable just days later at the premiere. For the eyelash aficianados...check out 4&5 in the top row. Thanks, Rika.

seems you�re right linda with your stubble assumption. Very good pics, thank you rika. Favourite one definitely second one last row.

Thank you, Rika, for the wonderful Sunday morning surprise. I think that second to last picture ranks right up there in my top five all-time favorites. And the first one on the top row is not bad either. We were just discussing ODB's great natural smile on the Spoilers topic, and how we don't see it often enough. The eyelash shots are great, too.

Thanks so much, Rika and lurker. I agree the second one on bottom is a really great one for the smile. The difference in his tooth color is a bit more evident in that one...caps on the front I presume. Think it's been mentioned or alluded to before. On the top row, the second and last ones are the money shots for the hair for me. I just want to play with the hair on the side by his ears and on the nape of his neck, then run my hands through. Pleasant thought for the start of the day. :-)

Thanks for the great pics Rika and Lurker. Great closeups.

I want to add my thanks for the great pics Rika and Lurker. I always love those "looking down" shots and #5 where he's looking down and smiling is especially lovely. Lashes and stubble, ummm.

Thanks Rika (and whoever) for posting the link. Love the pics of him at the podium, doing his reading. Almost like being there. *almost* All the others remind me of Donmar lobby shots, so is a little like deja vu.

Thanks, Rika, lovely! And grazie to the lurker.

(Rika)....some of them close enough to see individual whiskers and eyelashes. Augggghhhh! My computer won't load the pics (will try to remain calm and check back later)!!! I saw the stubble/eyelash comment and nearly fell off my chair before clicking on the link...and then....nada, nichts.....;-( But thank you Rika and Lurker!! I shall conquer this! I shall!

Rika and lurker: Thank you so much! I can't decide on one particular favourite - in one it is his eyes, another his lips, his hair .............. Tress, I do hope, you will be able to see the pictures. Have faith!

(Dorine) The difference in his tooth color is a bit more evident in that one...caps on the front I presume. Think it's been mentioned or alluded to before. LOL.Ole Eagle-Eye! Too much "caffee";-) Jaw-dropping pics. Thanks.

(Dorine) The difference in his tooth color is a bit more evident in that one...caps on the front I presume. Think it's been mentioned or alluded to before. Sorry to disagree but it is quite natural, that the "corner" teeth are a bit more "yellow" than the ones in front. It is supposedly because the cornerteeth are thicker than the others. (Mine look the same and I guarantee you; no caps at all or coffee for that matter ;-)) Off to drool over pictures again :-)

Thanks for the lovely images Rika and lurker! (Karen) Deja vu I know it! Thank god he doesn't change, apart of course from improving with age. (Am saying nothing about hair partings this time ;-) )

According to this, Colin has left Isle of Man: http://www.manxradio.com/scripts/public-archivesearch/archiveview.pl?id=6011

We would all agree with Marc Evans! *Lighting more candles* Thanks Annette.

Thank you once again Annette, our honored Google Queen!

OK, y'all need to go back up to that link to the PEN pics and press the link at the bottom of the page -- Torna all'album Don't have to have much Italian to know there's more...and such a bunch of more there is...I've only begun to look, but I post the link below as living proof it only almost put me into cardiac arrest. (Hope the link works, if not, I'll tell you where to dig for the buried treasure.) Thanks to Rika and lurker! http://digilander.libero.it/firthissimo/img/BJD13.jpg

Oh my! The fan site has a range of photos from Playmaker. There's a great shot of the "other dimples"!!!

Thu 22nd May 2003: Its the last day of shooting for the film "Trauma" on the Island which means heart-throb Colin Firth will be packing his bags and leaving. That was short! According to the initial press release, filming began the week of 28 April and was to last 8 weeks there. They must have really scheduled his work perfectly to get out of town in 4 weeks! But there still could be work for him on location in London. Thanks Annette!

(Dorine) The difference in his tooth color is a bit more evident in that one...caps on the front I presume. Think it's been mentioned or alluded to before. I think he has had caps and bonding....can't be sure (should ask my dentist friend who can spot it at 50 paces). His teeth are very different in older films than they are now...they seem to change gradually...so think it is a 'work in process'. (Evelyn) LOL.Ole Eagle-Eye! Too much "caffee";-) LOL....and too many smokes! Still have not seen the pics....but will be patient....I assume the site is getting lots of hits right now....

Rika and lurking Firthette, thanks ever so much for the pics. They are amazing. (Tress) Still have not seen the pics....but will be patient....I assume the site is getting lots of hits right now.... I couldn't view the pics in Netscape (my browser of preference) for some reason, but when I switched to Explorer, I was able to view them.

Barb, thank you for the "translation" - perhaps the siteowner is some distant cousine to Rika ;-) I'm not good at explaining which number in which row is my favourite, so I just linked a few http://digilander.libero.it/firthissimo/img2/Tiobe34.jpg http://digilander.libero.it/firthissimo/img/mlsf32.jpg http://digilander.libero.it/firthissimo/img/tep5.jpg I had to bookmark the page - Too much viewing would require someone to come along and still my beating heart :-) (Karen)But there still could be work for him on location in London. That was my thoughts too. Didn't they say they had to shoot both places? Makes sence to finish one location first. Last remark on the teethbusiness: I'm no expert on the subject, just wantet to say that the coulordifference alone isn't evidence of caps. But - even so I really don't care. I like his smile - just as it is :-)

Annete, Barb and Rika - Thanks for the links to the pics. Could someone please post links to the eyelash and stubble ones from the reading? I can get to the ones that are directly linked, but get an error message each time I try to get to the index page. Thanks bunches of Colin smiles!

(Annette) I'm no expert on the subject, just wantet to say that the coulor difference alone isn't evidence of caps. But - even so I really don't care. I like his smile - just as it is :-) Oh...don't get me wrong! I love his smile as well (and think ODB's dimples improve with age)! But I do think he has had some work done and actually it wasn't the color of the teeth that clued me in, there seemed to be a slight space in between two of his front front teeth in his earlier films. IMO, he even sounds a bit different in his older films (could be maturity, could have been the role he was playing or could be some dental work he has had done). And thanks for the links Annette and Barb. I am able to see those! (not working for me in Exploder or Netscape!! But thanks for the suggestion LisaJH...It may have something to do with the fact that I exist in 'Mac'land).

(MaryH) Could someone please post links to the eyelash and stubble ones from the reading? By your command...follow me to Firthology at 166, me thinks this begins to border on indepth study of drool rather than news (even if old news...)

Of course, he's had dental work since his early films. Valmont (pre) and later...

Barb, thank you for spotting the rest of those photos on the PEN page. Love the picure and smile from last summer's Cartier Polo event. We've seen some of these before, but the smile is really great in this one.

I went back on the thread and did not see this. If it is old news, excuse! From the BBC: Renee Zellweger has reportedly agreed to put on weight again to reprise her role as Bridget Jones. Zellweger, who starred as the eponymous heroine in the 2001 film, will put on at least 20lbs in order to reprise the role, reports said. Filming is expected to start in July. Hugh Grant and Colin Firth are also expected to reprise their roles in the film. The sequel will be called The Edge of Reason.

Murph, we post this kind of info on #149, which is for Bridget Jones.

wow, catching up on old posts : have i stumbled upon dentistry 101 all of a sudden ??? this is amazing, i don't even understand half the things you are talking about (should i mention that i don't even brush my teeth ? hahaha - rebellion !!!)... the thing is, i'm experiencing a nasty relapse of stubble fever (and yes, you know exactly why, karen) and i was just thinking about something yesterday night re: trauma. (hope it's ok to post this on 176)... ok, so the guy is supposed to wake up, he was in a coma, blablabla... now the million dollar question : do they shave people who are in a coma in e.r.s ? and no, i'm not taking a crash course in nursing either, it's just because you know, if they *don't*, there might be a slight chance of getting an opening scene combining stubble w. awakening ? do i sound like i am begging ? well, in fact i am.

Sorry. Will you move it or delete, Karen? Thanks.

now the million dollar question : do they shave people who are in a coma in e.r.s LOL I'm no nurse but as far as I know they do shave them ;-(

Rent Talk to Her (Habla Con Ella)

(NitaE)now the million dollar question : do they shave people who are in a coma in e.r.s I guess it depends on how long he's in this coma. Judging by the look of CF's stubble a weeek before filming began...the nurses opted for the sexy-don't shave-look. Bravo!

YooHoo! Hola Lola! Since I'm not sure if you ever check out the BJD board, and since the latest Edge of Reason news has been reported by the BBC (as noted by Murph above), I suppose you can now confirm what this venerable institution is reporting?

It's not long for this world :-( UK box office report: HS in 14th place, making only $96,094 (down -74%) for a three-week cume of $1,567,189. Only in 113 theaters, down 174 from the prev week for a $858 average (-35%). I won't even bother saying what did better. It's demoralizing. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/intl/uk/2003/21.htm

(Karen) HS in 14th place, making only $96,094 (down -74%) for a three-week cume of $1,567,189. I won't even bother saying what did better. It's demoralizing. *thud* That was the sound of my heart sinking all the way to the floor. :-( :-(

(Karen) I won't even bother saying what did better. It's demoralizing. Ouch! I think I just got a chest pain! (Dorine) That was the sound of my heart sinking all the way to the floor. :-( :-( Your heart just joined my entire body....I'm totally deflated....:-(

(Tress) Your heart just joined my entire body....I'm totally deflated....:-( HELP!! I'm on the floor and I can't get up!!!

(Karen) It's not long for this world :-( It will live forever on VHS and DVD. Something to look forward to:-/

Hope Springs (12A) By BBC Radio Times Little Voice director Mark Herman takes a stab at a "traditional" relationship movie - and fails miserably - with this lazy and spark-free romantic comedy. A by-the-numbers exercise that falls flat from the beginning, it's the sort of foppish romp normally associated with Hugh Grant. Here the fumbling Brit is Colin Firth, playing a sensitive English artist who heads to the small US town of Hope to mend his broken heart after he is betrayed by brittle fiance Minnie Driver. There he finds more than a shoulder to cry on in the shape of free-spirited nurse Heather Graham - a coupling that feels weak and contrived, despite Graham's endearingly perky performance. Firth lacks conviction, trotting out his lines on autopilot, while there's no chemistry between the leads, even during the most intimate sequences. The film simply shambles along, hampered by limp direction.

...despite Graham's endearingly perky performance. Firth lacks conviction, trotting out his lines on autopilot... This is the opposite of most of the reviews....I guess there has to be a few HG fans out there. The film simply shambles along, hampered by limp direction. Makes it sound as if Mr. Herman lacked a stiffening resolve when making this film! ;-) Thanks Mari! (I think) ;-)

http://mweb.co.za/litnet/teater/mandela.asp I don't know if this link has been posted....there's info on "Dead Wait" (the original play). Hopefully this film won't/can't be such an easy target for the critics as HS.

Thanks, Bethan! I'm quite intrigued. Very interesting evolution, would like to know the differences specifically. The second half returns to the present and deals with Josh�s attempts to find some kind of justice through George�s daughter, and by trying to track down his CO, who by now is a ruined version of his former self. The play ends with an extraordinary scene at the spot where George was shot. Ooooh! Angst and drama for ODB! Yeah!

Since I haven't seen this information posted, I thought I'd mention that HS is available for download on WinMX. In the part I've seen so far, the picture is dark and partly cut off at times, but the sound is fairly good. I'm finding that it takes quite a bit of persistence to locate it - and then even more persistence to actually obtain it - but it's likely to be the best chance for those of us who aren't in the UK to see it any time soon.

despite Graham's endearingly perky performance. Firth lacks conviction, trotting out his lines on autopilot, If Milan had not just won the Champions league cup. I'd be upset about this. Colin has just proven to the UK and maybe the reat of the world(except us of course), that he ain't got the pull to carry a film as the male lead. :-( Lola where are you?

(Moon)Colin has just proven to the UK and maybe the reat of the world(except us of course), that he ain't got the pull to carry a film as the male lead. :-( I'll reserve judgment on that after GWAPE, Trauma, and TDW. Want to give him the benefit of the doubt and wait for a good script, direction, and decent co-stars.

Rika, how about a search term?

(Moon)Colin has just proven to the UK and maybe the reat of the world(except us of course), that he ain't got the pull to carry a film as the male lead. :-( He may not be a big rom-com box office draw yet but give him time, just give him time :-) Besides, the general consensus from reviewers seems to be poor writing and directing (imo). If anything, MH has shown the UK and possibly the rest of the world that he's no RC. Did anyone (present company included) really expect HS to be another BJD, NH or Big Fat Greek Wedding? I think not:-( (Linda) I'll reserve judgment on that after GWAPE, Trauma, and TDW. Want to give him the benefit of the doubt and wait for a good script, direction, and decent co-stars. Ditto.

Thanks to Diana of the Den:-) BURBANK, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 28, 2003-- The $36-Million Box Office Hit, Featuring an All-Star Cast of Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth and Kelly Preston, is Loaded with DVD Special Features On August 5, Warner Home Video (WHV) invites you to experience the coming-of-age story of all-American teenager Daphne Reynolds (Nickelodeon Kid Choice Award(R)-winner Amanda Bynes) as she jets to London in the teen sensation What A Girl Wants. Filled with glamorous trips to the London shops, the tireless pursuit of a cute English boy and endless mischief, the DVD features additional scenes, a making-of documentary, interactive challenges and more! What A Girl Wants is available for $27.95 SRP on both widescreen and fullscreen DVD editions and for $19.96 SRP on VHS. Fashionable DVD special features(a) include the following: -- Seven Minutes of Additional Scenes. -- Fashion Etiquette 101 -- a look at what it takes to be the belle of the ball. -- What's a Girl To Wear? Mix-'N'-Match Interactive Challenge -- consumers are challenged to match the outfit to the correct occasion. Those with fashion sense will be treated to an exclusive look at Amanda Bynes on the set. -- Commentary by writers Jenny Bicks and Elizabeth Chandler. -- Easter Eggs -- special hidden content. -- Theatrical Trailer and more! As an incentive for teens, consumers who purchase What A Girl Wants on VHS will have the opportunity to get six months of Teen People free. Synopsis Amanda Bynes (The Amanda Show, What I Like About You) stars as Daphne, an irrepressible American teen who impulsively hops a flight to meet the aristocratic father (Colin Firth of Bridget Jones's Diary) she never knew. Determined to fit into dad's world, Daphne stifles her vibrant personality to be the perfect debutante while plunging into a whirl of garden parties, fashion shows and more. With the help of Ian (Oliver James), Daphne discovers it's not worth being her father's daughter if that means abandoning who she really is. She's going to remain true to herself and do it with the smarts and courage every girl wants to see. For more information on this and other titles distributed by Warner Home Video, visit www.whvdirect.com. (a) DVD special features are subject to change. Note: A photo is available at URL: http://www.businesswire.com/cgi-bin/photo.cgi?pw.052803/bb13

wait for a good script, direction, and decent co-stars. Definitely the key words. I have been expecting (and hoping) that his performance in Trauma will blow me away as it did in Apt. Zero since they are both psychological dramas, but then I think, what if the stars don't really mesh and the writing (first screenplay) and directing doesn't work well as seems to have happened with HS. Yes, I can sound pessimistic....keeps the level of disappointment to a minimum and increases the level of happiness when things work out well. How's *that* for a coping strategy? ;-)

(Dorine) How's *that* for a coping strategy? ;-) Good one. Mine is to anticipate the great film discussions we can get out of HS and other fiascos:-) As I catch up on the many conferences here, I must say the ladies and gents of the Spring are some of the best writers and critics it's been my pleasure to read. Who needs crunches when my abs and a*s get a workout as I'm ROTFLMAO? Can't hardly wait:-)

I think this should be here, but please move it if need be, Karen E!News Live just reported that RZ has agreed to do TEoR for 20 million and no word or her co-stars yet. With that they showed a pic of HG. I know this will be repeated tomorrow morning. I'll watch again, as I was just walking into the room and I want to make sure I heard correctly

Jumping up and down!!!! Fashionable DVD special features(a) include the following: -- Seven Minutes of Additional Scenes!!! -- Fashion Etiquette 101 --...what it takes to be the belle of the ball!!! -- What's a Girl To Wear? Mix-'N'-Match Interactive Challenge --...the outfit to the correct occasion. ...an exclusive look at Amanda Bynes on the set!!! Oh my gawd! I can hardly wait!

Good news on the WAGW DVD, but where are all the interactive Colin/Hunk Daddy goodies? That's what THIS girl wants!

It seems Barb's priorities may be a *little* different than we thought. ;-) Fashion Etiquette 101 --...what it takes to be the belle of the ball!!! Maybe he will turn up as the must-have accessory.....an AFG man. ;-)

(Mari) Rika, how about a search term? I found it under "hope springs" - sometimes it shows up, sometimes it doesn't. It's in two parts.

(Me) Oh my gawd! I can hardly wait! (Dorine) It seems Barb's priorities may be a *little* different than we thought. ;-) Seems I owe you all a real big winkie for the end of most post above...my inner 12-yr old forgot to insert it! (I personally have always believed there is nothing wrong with the worst fashion that some scissors and creativity would not fix!)

(Linda) I'll reserve judgment on that after GWAPE, Trauma, and TDW. Want to give him the benefit of the doubt and wait for a good script, direction, and decent co-stars. Ditto. Ditto too....or two. (Me-Barb) Oh my gawd! I can hardly wait! (Dorine) It seems Barb's priorities may be a *little* different than we thought. ;-) Mine must be too since I also have the "novel..ette". I'll have a complete set and here's my;-)

my worst nightmare

now?

My friend, the extra from Conspiracy and TIOBE, has just been filming with Colin again today and will be tomorrow as well. They're doing a scene involving the reconstruction of a pop star's murder. Colin's character gets caught up in it. So they're in London now.

Karen, that's exciting--am all ears for anything your friend can share! Mix-'N'-Match Interactive Challenge --...the outfit to the correct occasion I'd have thought you ladies would be thrilled at the prospect of a virtual Hunk Daddy paper doll: put on his leather pants, them swap them out for the khakis, insert the cell phone, observe how it changes the fit . . .;-)

(Karen), They're doing a scene involving the reconstruction of a pop star's murder. Colin's character gets caught up in it. Shades of Armadillo! LOL! (Sonia), Besides, the general consensus from reviewers seems to be poor writing and directing (imo). If anything, MH has shown the UK and possibly the rest of the world that he's no RC. Did anyone (present company included) really expect HS to be another BJD, NH or Big Fat Greek Wedding? I think not:-( Although not a great book, I gave HS the benefit of the doubt, but I never thought that it might not make to the US. The big problem is that he believed in this project enough to go after it. What makes us think he is capable of picking great scripts? Especially when working with relatively novice directors as he is in Trauma and GWAPE? (Dorine), I have been expecting (and hoping) that his performance in Trauma will blow me away as it did in Apt. Zero since they are both psychological dramas, AZ is one of my favourites, it will be hard to compare.

Hope Springs (Mark Herman, UK, 2003) A heartbroken English artist (Colin Firth) goes to America to forget about his ex-girlfriend (Minnie Driver) and immediately meets and falls in love with someone else (Heather Graham). The ex-girlfriend then turns up - alive, unfortunately. This is no detective thriller; it's a romantic comedy. Hope Springs is a film with no characters in it. There are some bemused actors wandering around reciting their lines, the only occasional flash of emotion appearing when they inadvertently think of their agents and what they are going to do to them next time they see them. Apart from that it is a matter of grimacing their way through scenes - some supposedly funny, others presumably serious; no one seems to know. Heather Graham tries very hard, but has so little to do that she does too much, and ends up pulling goofy faces of the "Look! I'm reacting!" kind. Colin Firth and Minnie Driver are both on auto-pilot, though while Firth seems to be hating every minute of it, Driver looks mildly amused by the whole shoddy proceedings. Which is more than I can say for anyone in the audience. Watching Hope Springs brought on an unexpected feeling of nostalgia, which I had trouble explaining until I realised it was reminding me of "Neighbours". As with that much-loved serial drama from the land of the Christmas Day sunburn, plasterboard people are required to revel, rant and weep at the whim of a demented writer. Actions have no motivation in character but are plainly driven by plot (ho-ho! he's saying she's in England - something tells me he�ll regret that later on!) and the overwhelming sense of emotional unreality means there is nothing to make the viewer in any way sympathetic towards anyone. On top of this, there are some bizarre blunders. Heather Graham's character (I use the term loosely) at one point drinks four mouthfuls of unidentified booze and is immediately pissed. There is only one kind of alcohol that produces this effect - non-existent alcohol. Then she decides she wants to jump around and take her clothes off. You'd think this was an excuse to show Heather Graham bouncing up and down naked, but you don't even get to see that. So what's the point of the scene? Then there's the innkeeper couple we're supposed to like, played by Mary Steenburgen and Frank Collison, who exhibit the strange habit of having sex every time Colin Firth has sex. Why are we having sex, dear? Because Colin Firth is having sex, of course. Whoever thought this was endearing needs to be fired. Out of a cannon. And the plot supposedly centres upon a real dilemma. The man thinks he has been rejected but it turns out his ex wants him back. So what will he do about his new girlfriend? The tiniest potential for drama exists here, but fear not � the writers have made sure to stamp it out. Heather Graham and Minnie Driver are so crudely delineated as goodie and baddie, it's glaringly obvious who he's going to go for. And we don't care anyway. Hope Springs is based on the novel "New Cardiff" by Charles Webb, who also wrote The Graduate. I presume that director Mark Herman was uncomfortably aware of lurking in the shadow of Mike Nichols's 1967 classic and decided to confront the issue head-on, opening his feeble effort with Graduate-like scenes of a depressed man standing, as opposed to walking, on an airport travelator. The impersonation doesn't come off. Firth is no Hoffman, Herman no Nichols, and whoever did the opening track is neither a Simon and nor a Garfunkel. "Hope," wrote Alexander Pope, "springs eternal in the human breast". He also wrote that "Heaven from all creatures hides the book of fate". If this were not the case and the poet had known that he was fated to provide the title for this film, he would have stabbed himself in the eye with his quill. Review by Christy Ward highangle.co.uk

only one kind of alcohol that produces this effect - non-existent alcohol There is a legal drink in South Afric called 'wit blitz' (tranlation = white lightening). One mouthfull would do it.

So much for that opening "homage" to The Graduate. :-( Every time I read a reviews criticizing some aspect of the plot/dialogue, I keep noticing that none of them were in the book. A brilliant adaptation. Meritorious mediocrity.

Here's another. I generally don't post online reviews, but only did so above because it was the only one that compared it to The Graduate and a recent discussion here. http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/film/reviews/hope_springs.html

One of the news articles about The Dead Wait had this pic, which appears to be from WAGW because it is credited to Warner Bros, though I can't really place it. Does the Queen of Cinema Viewing recall this one? It's a keeper regardless. ;-)

(Review) Firth is no Hoffman. Thanks for the review Mari. By the time (if ever) this movie makes it to the US, I'll have myself convinced it's a gem, just to be contrary. :-) Ok, it's not the Graduate, big deal. It's still watchable, isn't it? And as wonderful an actor as DH is, he was in Ishtar (which isn't watchable) *shudder x 3* ;-) (Moon) The big problem is that he believed in this project enough to go after it. What makes us think he is capable of picking great scripts? He prefers scripts in progress or maybe, deep down, he wants to do improv. ;-) Glad to know the man cares enough about his career to go after a project once in awhile. Why Colin, it's not just a job? ;-) (Moon)Especially when working with relatively novice directors as he is in Trauma and GWAPE? I hope he will always give novices a chance. Shouldn't all actors, even the seasoned professionals? Even experienced directors make stinkers. Looking at CF's career, I love that he takes chances (consciously or not) and doesn't always go for the obvious, the sure thing. Makes for lively, interesting conversations. ;-) (Karen) Every time I read a reviews criticizing some aspect of the plot/dialogue, I keep noticing that none of them were in the book. A movie should stand on its own. The book it's based on shouldn't be required reading except for the one who writes the screenplay. ;-) (Karen) Meritorious mediocrity. LOL, indeed!

(Sonia) A movie should stand on its own. If you'd read any of our older discussions, you would know I firmly believe this as well. My point is that Mark Herman's additions appear to be what everyone is criticizing. The reviewers may not be aware of that fact (because most haven't read the book), but that isn't the salient point for them. Colin pursued this project based on the book and from Mark Herman's own mouth, we've heard that they started shooting the film without a finished script. That doesn't say much to me about how Colin picks his work.

(Sonia) And as wonderful an actor as DH is, he was in Ishtar (which isn't watchable) *shudder x 3* ;-) And when Colin has as many Oscars and AA nominations, then you can drag out Ishtar. (Colin has plenty of his own Ishtars...)

I wouldn't agonise too much about the reviews. Most British films get bad to v.v. bad reviews from the critics, which is why Kangaroo Jack rules and Brit films disappear into a black hole. I can think of a couple of British movies (at least)in the last few weeks which have had far worse reviews than HS! And HS is really quite okay...will probably do well in video rentals and sales. And would get a very good audience if shown on TV. The movie multiplexes are dominated by 16-25 year olds and any film which does not automatically appeal to this age group needs to have exemplary 5 star plus reviews to make any impact. Has anyone seen both HS and WAGW? I did see a comment at another site (apologies if I'm breaking net etiquette here) from someone who had seen both, and preferred HS.

(Karen) And when Colin has as many Oscars and AA nominations, then you can drag out Ishtar. Just my point. Actors, even award winning ones, don't always pick great scripts. What was that formula for a making blockbuster again? Maybe there should be a check list to go with all scripts (tongue firmly in cheek) ;-) (Colin has plenty of his own Ishtars...) Plenty enough to make me reach for that bottle of non-existent alcohol ;-)

(bethan)Has anyone seen both HS and WAGW? I've seen both, and I do prefer HS, despite it faults. (Please don't compare it to L'dum, which I've finally seen (thanks Yura) - it's Oscar material compared to that!). But that may be because WAGW taps into all the cliched ideas about the Brits, that I find a bit boring. - We're not all plonkers, and not all Americans are cool! That said, I did enjoy WAGW what what it was: a bit of fluff (albeit with an AFG male lead!).

Karen, the AFG picture is from meeting Ian in the entranceway I think. (I guess I got to this before lindak :) ) Two people already preferring HS over WAGW... This doesn't bode well for how British critics will review WAGW... :(

(Odile)Karen, the AFG picture is from meeting Ian in the entranceway I think. (I guess I got to this before lindak :) ) Just barely, Odile...;-)but I'll put my two cents in...that AFG pic is definitely from the meeting with Ian, just before they leave for their 5 hour joy ride. I've seen both HS and WAGW. I prefer WAGW, by far. However, that said, I liked HS and definitely think the UK critics were a bit over the top. It has its weak points, but there was a lot to laugh at as well. I will confess, that I loved the book. But I don't know if I'd make the trip 15 times to see it. The transfer from book to screen didn't hit the mark as I hoped it would.

(Lindak)I've seen both HS and WAGW. I prefer WAGW, by far. Ditto. The comparison may not be entirely fair, though, since I saw WAGW in the theater and a grainy, dark image of HS on my laptop. I'd talk about my reasons for feeling that way, but that should probably be on Spoilers, not here.

(Sonia)Actors, even award winning ones, don't always pick great scripts Sure, anyone can pick a loser once in a while. But the body of an actor's work is, I think, what we're talking about here, and by anyone's measure, Hoffman has had an incredible career. The Ishtars on his resume are the rare exception, not the rule. Rika and Linda--you minxes!;-) May I ask how long it took to, um, obtain HS? I tried to "obtain" it, but after about 7 hours of downloading, it quit, leaving me with bubkes. And that was just part 1.:-( Sounds like the preference, understandably, is for whichever one was seen in a theater under ideal conditions.

(Bethan), I can think of a couple of British movies (at least)in the last few weeks which have had far worse reviews than HS! Tur, but did they have an international cast? Those American actors are well known in the US, and so is Minnie. Colin a bit less. That's what makes it so sad if it goes stright to video. the AFG picture is from meeting Ian in the entranceway I think. I agree! A lovely moment it was. ;-)

(Mari) Rika and Linda--you minxes!;-) May I ask how long it took to, um, obtain HS? I tried to "obtain" it, but after about 7 hours of downloading, it quit, leaving me with bubkes. And that was just part 1.:-( Persistence paid off eventually but it took a few days. I was in the queue for 15 hours once and ended up with that same bubkes.

(Mari) Sure, anyone can pick a loser once in a while. But the body of an actor's work is, I think, what we're talking about here, and by anyone's measure, Hoffman has had an incredible career. The Ishtars on his resume are the rare exception, not the rule. Precisely. Thanks Odile and Linda for confirmation. I figured it *had* to be that scene (striped shirt and dark suit) but I couldn't quite remember him looking like that. *hmmmm* it's been awhile

Colin Firth filming in Lower Marsh London SE1 website team :: 30 May 2003 Colin Firth has been filming in Lower Marsh with market traders hired as extras. The star has been making Trauma, a Warner film due for release late next year, which tells the story of a man who struggles to overcome the death of his partner. The Waterloo market was transformed for the three days of filming with extra stalls on both sides of the street and shops restocked for filming. The film company has paid �4000 to the traders to fund promoting the market which has recently suffered a loss in customer numbers following further office closures. Lower Marsh has also been promised a mention in the credits.

Today's Daily Express has a picture of CF on the set of Trauma looking very, very rough indeed - as I assume he's meant to. It's from the market scenes Mari's just mentioned. He's scruffily dressed, unshaven and looks as if he hasn't slept for a week. I'm afraid I'm unable to scan it, but if no-one else in the UK can do so I'll send it to Karen by post. Secondly, there's an interview with Colin in this week's issue of Now (dated 4th June). It doesn't really have any new info - he talks about whether or not he'll do BJD2, but if recent reports are reliable what he says has been overtaken by events - but it does have new quotes. None of the pics are new. I'd volunteer to type it out, but an eye problem means I can only use the computer of a few minutes at a time, so I'm afraid it's not really possible at the moment.

Thanks, Mari, for the Trauma news. Here is a page about the history of Lower Marsh. Everything in the UK is steeped in old history -- I love that. http://www.lower-marsh.co.uk/about.html

Today's Daily Express has a picture of CF on the set of Trauma looking very, very rough indeed - as I assume he's meant to I saw the photo as well, Barbara, and agree with you - he looks at the end of his tether! I hope someone somewhere can scan this as you've only got to look at it to realise that Trauma will be a strong dramatic role.

a Warner film See Mari! Glad I didn't go the feeble-minded route. ;-) due for release late next year Late next year?? Interesting. Thanks for the article sightings, ladies (and, Barbara, I've emailed you!) My extra pal is working on Monday too. I've asked him for the location so that maybe we can send a Drool reporter. ;-)

looking very, very rough but still very handsome and sexy and...?somebody, please find a scanner!

but still very handsome and sexy? Yes!

Now, this is fairly haggard and yummily so: Thanks to Antonella

Thanks for all the news and great picture Antonella and Karen.

Must say I am v. intrigued by all the reports on Trauma. And the new photo shows that no one will be able to falsely accuse him of being a second string HG. Thanks Antonella and Karen for sharing the great photo.

Thanks for the pic Antonella and Karen. Can see he hasn't been to wardrobe yet. ;)

Hell-oooo! What a lovely image to see in the morning. Looking angst ridden and scruffy! Thank you Antonella and Karen. Quite lovely. I want to see what is hanging around his neck... (Hen) And the new photo shows that no one will be able to falsely accuse him of being a second string HG. Here's hoping that the reviews for Trauma will be HG reference free!

Grazie for the pic Antonella and Karen. (Joyce), Can see he hasn't been to wardrobe yet. LOL! That looks like an outfit he might have worn from home. Will have to check out the shoes. ;-)

Taken May 29 and on the Russian fotobank site:

Thanks Karen! Cannot wait to see this movie! Like the third shot in...mid-stride! Gasp! His sideburns look nice and long too.....and it appears like they spent loads on the wardrobe! ;-)

Wot? Lord Dashwood on the skids? ;-) Guess he won't be getting a henna tattoo in this film.

(Karen) Thanks for the article sightings, ladies Ditto. (Karen) this is fairly haggard and yummily so Antonella and Karen, thanks for the pictures. I love to see ODB haggard, rough and suffering. What can I say, call me twisted ;-) (Tress) Cannot wait to see this movie! Like the third shot in...mid-stride! Long legged mid-stride... Yum!

Thank you Karen and Antonella. Ohhh! Putting the stubble to good use, I see. (Joyce)Can see he hasn't been to wardrobe yet. ;) I'm glad you remembered your winkie. Wondering if wardrobe is a la FP?. I want the job of the lady with the arm reaching in to fix his makeup, or is she wiping his brow...I don't care, I want the job. (Sonia)I love to see ODB haggard, rough and suffering I love him rough, too!!:-)

Thanks for the photos and info. Wasn't there an interview a few years back where ODB says when he looks in the mirror in the morning he's no heartthrob? Well, he's wrong! Scruffy can be very nice :-)

Getting them a little bigger but marked...Karen Karenina will continue to pursue, though her Cyrillic is very rusty ;-)

Spaceeba, Karenina! (Is phonetic spelling;-) Have you ever noticed that when movie stars are haggard, they look artfully haggard?;-) I mean, if I were to lose 3 nights sleep, not wash or comb my hair, and wear Salvation Army rejects, I'd scare small children. But not these people. Sigh . . . they truly are different from the rest of us. ;-)

Thanks, Karen--now don't throw yourself in a front of a train while foraging for these goodies.;-) Wonder what the Russian word for "yummy" is? ;-) (Mari) Have you ever noticed that when movie stars are haggard, they look artfully haggard?;-) LOL, Mari! Indeed. Sometimes I look at myself after I've applied undereye concealer, etc., and I STILL have a scary, haggard look. *sigh*

Hot damn! There must be some law that states it is illegal to cover up such beauty with funky 'watermarks'.... (LisaJH) Wonder what the Russian word for "yummy" is? My keyboard won't type Cyrillic...but I will appoximate: BKYCHbIN (really...I just looked it up!) ;-) Thanks again Karen....love how the jacket sleeves are too long (not that I don't want to see his hands, just that I find the Salvation Army look intriguing on ODB).

(Tress) BKYCHbIN I think that's pronounced "boychik" ;-)

There's a very good review of "Love Actually" over at yahoo.com Movies Message board by someone who has seen the completed film at a preview. Sounds as though Richard Curtis wil have another Notting Hill/BJD type success.

(Karen) I think that's pronounced "boychik" ;-) ROTF...well, then...I think ODB is very 'boychik'! In a scruffy, haven't shaved, haven't slept, just woke up from a coma, been ravaged by ants, lost my wife sort of way....;-)

Mmmmmm, a nice Sunday treat. Thanks, Karenina. (Tress) I think ODB is very 'boychik'! In a scruffy, haven't shaved, haven't slept, just woke up from a coma, been ravaged by ants, lost my wife sort of way....;-) Which of course just means that he needs someone to give him some major TLC. Line forms to the rear. ;-)

I hope to get a better one of this sometime this week. From Trauma: (Tress) I think ODB is very 'boychik'! Is a 'boychik' (noun form of yummy boy) ;-D

(Tress) I think ODB is very 'boychik'! Yes he is...with or without the ants. Look at his eyes in that picture...dark and haunted. OHHHHH. Thanks, Karen.

New gallery of *select* caps from HS, courtesy of one of our Drool Darling Lurkers :) http://www.firth.com/hs_gal10.html

(Karen) Is a 'boychik' (noun form of yummy boy) ;-D OMG....he is the 'boychik'! And the HS captures! Did I say I may like the trunks? I like the trunks!!! But I'll have to go back and look again to make sure....;-D The legs over the head thing is odd....but I must say I'm pleased that he can do this so well. Gives one all sorts of things to think about on a Sunday afternoon.... Thanks Karen and Kathy.

Sorry, ladies, I took down the new gallery as Kathy went nuts and there are many more pics...so will take awhile (read: much later) to reorganize, etc.

(Rika) Line forms to the rear. ;-) LOL...whose rear??? ;-D I've already got my number and will wait patiently....for that and for the HS PICS (see....I see how it is....the boss claims the trunks on keepsakes and then pulls the pics so she can stare at them all day and not share! (Karen, you do know I am kidding....will be patient and wait for next trunk viewing in manner of cool, aloof, ice queen....er, princess....make that serving wench).

Oh blast, I came in too late to see the pictues. Will wait patiently...

(Tress) love how the jacket sleeves are too long (not that I don't want to see his hands, just that I find the Salvation Army look intriguing on ODB). Wouldn't that be the Oxfam look?;-) Whatever it is, I hate to think we have to wait till late next year for this one. Thanks Karen K. for the wonderful glimpse of ODB in the white towel. And the trunks, how could I forget the trunks?

Thank you so much for the wonderful pictures, Karen and Kathy. Hard to do and what a find. Words can't express. Time to invent new vocabulary for him. He just gets better and better. Unbelievable.

This was posted on the "Rotten Tomatoes" website by someone who had been to a preview. "I was invited to a preview of 'Love Actually' last week (May 03). Apologies for spoilers, I'll try to keep them to a minimum.. Before going, I was concerned that the whole 4 weddings/ Notting Hill/Hugh Grant theme was perhaps getting tired, so didn't expect too much. On the Contrary! I found this to be surprisingly funny, very fresh, and strangely thought provoking over the few days after, and I think that's the real strength of this film. Silly moments are provided courtesy of the young man who is off to the US in the belief that an english lad is bound to get laid there.. (He plays the eldest teenager in 'My Family' and its the same character - very funny!) Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson carried off a really superb troubled marriage, very well done indeed, and the emotion is is strong, but not at all overdone - if anything that adds power to it, because it's more believable.. Martine McCutcheon was excellent, big surprise! Playing a girl in a slightly unbelievable job for someone who can't keep her mouth shut, she carries it well, looks great, and deserves praise for willingness to be in a film where the size of her arse & thighs are frequently mocked! Liam Neeson, very good.. possibly overshadowed by the lad playing his son.. never work with kids, eh! Hugh Grant manages a creditable performance, restricted only by the role being played - High point is his standing up to the sleazy US president (Billy Bob Thornton, excellent) in a press conference - very well done, universally approved of by those watching! (Are you reading this, Tony Blair??) Colin Firth - (mercifully not made up as Mr Darcy for once) I think has the weakest character, but that's by design and he plays it well. The ladies will still approve.. Bill Nighy is sleazy, revolting and wonderful, some truly big laughs, and his manager (Rab C Nesbitt!) His song (OMG!) has to be heard to be beleived and I have a truly horrible suspicion about the No1 song this coming xmas in the UK.. Kiera Knightley, beautiful beautiful beautiful (I'm not biased, honest!) Most of the stories come to their conclusions at xmas, and not always predictably. There are some great twists through the film, well set up and I'm not going to spoil them! On leaving the film, one of the storylines had seemed to not be concluded.. but since it's a story about a Love that can't happen, the ending is totally appropriate, true to life and well handled. Like I say, surprisingly thought provoking for a comedy! Overall, I think its going to be a big big hit. Blokes who resist Hugh Grant romantic comedies and are dragged along by their girlfriends are going to love it, laugh their socks off, enjoy the adult humour and occasional bouncing boobs and unashamedly confess to enjoying it after! The ladies will absolutely love it anyway, and at the preview at least, the whole audience was cheering and clapping their appreciation. I look forward to taking the Mrs to see it in November! But.. if you are engaged.. don't take your fiancee.. she will gain some VERY expensive ideas on how the wedding reception should be! pretty cool though... Enjoy.." 'weakest character' sigh!

Thanks Sue. Reads liked a planted review to me. This person knows far too many details, far too many for an "ordinary" person selected off the street to attend a preview and usually can't even recall who is in a film, let alone when the actual release date will be. ;-)

Two page article about Colin in Now magazine: http://www.firth.com/articles/03now_604.html None of the pics are new, though I really should rescan the People white pj pic as this one is bigger than the other and the color is better. Lots of new quotes though.

thanks Karen!

Thank you, Karen. it's not attractive, it's not healthy and, it's not sexy... Thank you, Colin;-)I'll remember that next time I'm on a diet.

�Ren�e didn�t look fat to me as Bridget�not at all. It didn�t even occur to me that she was in any way overweight,� he insists. �And I don�t think Bridget Jones is supposed to be fat. How many women have you met who don�t think they�re fat? Most seem to think their bums are too big or whatever. They�re very harsh on themselves and usually make a judgment about their bodies that�s certainly lost on me. There�s all this self-torture going on when it�s not necessary.� Oh...bless him! Like that ODB sees nothing wrong with the Bridgetesque body type. Hey, someone please pass the Guinness (I need it to wash down the cake)! ;-) Thanks Karen.

(article)the pitch I�m getting on the new one so far is very encouraging.� Sounds very promising :-) it's not attractive, it's not healthy and, it's not sexy... As Linda said; Thank you, Colin Can I join you for cake and Guinness, Tress? Thank you for the article, Karen (People pic still very yummy in my book)

it's not attractive, it's not healthy and, it's not sexy... Isn't he just too lovely for words? I think he has a pretty healthy attitude towards life in general, and he is a lot more in touch with reality than many of his peers. A thoroughly nice man, IMHO!!

(Janet)A thoroughly nice man, IMHO!! Hear, hear! Thank you Karen for the new article and the yummy "man in white" photo. I've always loved that one! Has anyone ever heard him refer to himself as a nerd before? Does it have the same connotation in the UK as in the US?

I would believe his philosophical views on women's bodies, if I hadn't seen his DW. Trust me, not an inch of fat there.

(Linda) Oh blast, I came in too late to see the pictues. Will wait patiently... Me too :-| Still, thank you Karen, Sue and anyone else for all the goodies. (Evelyn) I would believe his philosophical views on women's bodies, if I hadn't seen his DW. ... and his two known exes. Lovely thought though (now where did I put those chips, never mind I've found the ice cream :-)) Hey Colin, next time just say size doesn't matter ;-)

OK, this is my annual post. Make NO mistake, I LOVE CF, but he referred to RZ as a "well-fed" British actress before he realized she was American. I think waffle man strikes again IMHO.

Hi Everyone, Just wanted to pop in for a quicky to say I TOLD YOU SO! regarding The Edge of Reason! :) As I had stated earlier the only hold up was Renee's deal and that's now been resolved. Everyone is happy that it's a go and it will follow as BJD did that Miramax will handle the US/Canada distribution and Universal will handle the rest of the world. I've also heard that there is a possible new project with Colin for Focus/Universal and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a greenlight on that one. I'm in NY on a junket at the moment but will be back in LA this week so I'll try to come in again with a bit more info on The Edge of Reason. Take care everyone!!

(Hola) a possible new project with Colin for Focus/Universal An arty film. Hmmm, I'm going to have to cull through my memory of news items to see what they've got in the pipeline. Of course, a few hints would help narrow it down a tad. ;-0 Thanks, hon, for the tastefully subtle "I told you so." (What you couldn't do bold and a red font??) But it was never a doubt in my mind.

(Hola Lola) I'm in NY on a junket at the moment...... Anything that a local Drool reporter might be needed for? I'm just a short E/F subway or LIRR ride away. ;-) Thanks for the info. I wasn't worried re: TEOR. It happens when it happens. Thanks everyone for all the interesting news and pics. Something fun and interesting to come back home to.

Thank you for the info, Lola and others. As Dorine posted; no worries - it happens when it happens. Rex has the on location pictures on their UK site. I don't think I've seen all of them previously http://www.rexfeatures.co.uk/cgi-bin/r2show0?k=colin+firth&f=Newest

From the BBC.. Mr Darcy voted dream date Mr Darcy, as recently played by Colin Firth, beat James Bond and Superman Mr Darcy, the dashing hero of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, has topped a survey of fictional characters women would most like to go on a date with. Austen's creation beat other fictional heroes, such as James Bond and Superman, in the poll of more than 1900 women. The character - played by Colin Firth in a hit BBC adaptation - appealed most to women in their 20s and 50s, said the survey by Book Marketing Limited. Top 10 dinner party dates 1 Mr Darcy 2 James Bond 3 Superman 4 Hercule Poirot 5 Inspector Morse 6 Heathcliff 7 Sherlock Holmes 8 Rhett Butler 9 Prince Charming 10 Sharpe Source: Books Marketing Limited Another survey found Mr Darcy was top of a guest list for a fictional dinner party. Pride and Prejudice was also chosen as the top book by a woman for women readers over 40, in a poll ahead of the Orange Prize for Fiction 2003 Bridget Jones Diary was the favourite book of women under 40.

(CF)If you went to a party and met a guy who was like Darcy, you�d think he was really ridiculous,� he says. (bethan,BBC)Top 10 dinner party dates 1 Mr Darcy Another survey found Mr Darcy was top of a guest list for a fictional dinner party. He's said this before but good timing CF! ; ) We'd all think he was ridiculous? Not! I'm thinking tabletop naughty things.

---------------------------(Tress) BKYCHbIN I think that's pronounced "boychik" ;-) Or "bitchin!" which I'm told is a very good thing.;-) (Evelyn) I would believe his philosophical views on women's bodies, if I hadn't seen his DW. (Sonia)... and his two known exes. You ladies took the words out of my mouth. Talk is cheap. Plus, Colin is as thin as almost any of the H'Wood actresses. Lola, is TEOR filming starting in July or Septemeber? The tabs have reported both dates. Also that there's a conflict on the choice of director. Anything on that? One more: is George C. in or out?

(Evelyn) I would believe his philosophical views on women's bodies, if I hadn't seen his DW. (Sonia)... and his two known exes. I always thought that JE was beautifully "voluptuous" . Lovely, but by no means a stick insect;-) Did she not say that they had to let out some of her dresses during the filming of P&P?

I know we have probably seen all the reviews of HS we want to see, but somehow this one, although not really favorable, was more enjoyable... http://www.wessexscene.co.uk/article.php?sid=579

(Bee )Did she not say that they had to let out some of her dresses during the filming of P&P? LOL, never read that one. But I've seen her in person too ,pretty sexy bod;-) "Rubenesque" as one writer described her.

Thanks, Annette, for the Rex heads up. Am off to get the larger ones from them... ;-)

Look how thin he is...those thighs are like toothpicks, but it does look like he might have maintained his body tone:

(Karen) Look how thin he is... You're right about that. Nice pic of nice pecs though. Thanks Karen.

(karen)Look how thin he is...those thighs are like toothpicks, but it does look like he might have maintained his body tone: Oolala! Thanks Karen! Is that shirt wet or just clinging? Just wanna hug him and make it better;-)

Talking about toothpicks. Yesterday at a Women In Film event: Hola: Thanks for the news. I echo Mari's question about the filming date. Would love to know if Renee will then go into The Cinderella Man at the end of the year. I almost wonder if Colin got himself a new publicist. I can't remember when there has been so much press...a good thing!

(Lola) I've also heard that there is a possible new project with Colin for Focus/Universal and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a greenlight on that one. I don't even know what the project is and I'm crossing my fingers! Thanks Lola! YOU TOLD US SO! ;-D (Beedee) I always thought that JE was beautifully "voluptuous" . Lovely, but by no means a stick insect;-) Did she not say that they had to let out some of her dresses during the filming of P&P? She is chesty, but has very trim waist and thin legs...didn't realize how thin until I saw "Last Year's Love" (BTW, if you ever get a chance to see that one, is worth it just to see JE's hair! It's fantastic! She also sports a nose ring...quite a different look than Lizzy). OMG on the pic!!!! And Chuck Taylors to tie the outfit all together! Love it! And I'm a big fan of his long, lean form (toothpick thighs)...he looks GREAT!

Thank you, Lola...how could we ever have doubted you??? I have a question too, if you can get all of Mari's answered...:-) Do you have any info about what they mean by the "tough new story line" Does this mean they are really going to deviate from the book, or just that Bridget is going to be tougher on Mark than in the book? Thank you, Annette for the pics, and Maria for the review (LizBeth)I LOVE CF, but he referred to RZ as a "well-fed" British actress before he realized she was American I thought he said,(knowing that she was American),that she reminded him of a "well-bred" British actress. Karen, thank you for the larger picture...You know how size matters around here:-)CF looks wonderful. The thighs may be thin, but the chest looks AFG. (JoyceI'm thinking tabletop naughty things. I like the way you think. You could always work that angle into one of your stories, no?

(Karen) Look how thin he is... That's funny, in the close-up of his face you posted above, I almost made the comment that it looks like he had gained weight. His face looked a little puffy. He does look drug out in this movie. Death warmed over. Can't wait to see this.

LOL...I just read the review....thanks Maria! It's also the kind of film where you can discuss the chest hair of Colin Firth without too much complaint from the rest of the audience, because they're probably noticing the same thing. And if you are a Drooler, you are discussing whether they used deepest black or chocolate brown mascara to make that chest hair visible (and claiming keepsakes along the way)! ;-)

Sorry to double post, but Lola's mention of a new project, I thought of another... Just read another article on the Hollywood remake of Brideshead Revisited with Andrew Davies doing the script...But this is a Warner, not Universal as Lola alluded to, maybe two new projects???...I loved BR and don't know if I want to see a remake, but...with AD and...

(Mari), Lola, is TEOR filming starting in July or Septemeber? The tabs have reported both dates. Also that there's a conflict on the choice of director. Anything on that? One more: is George C. in or out? Yes, and how about a heads-up on Rebecca. Is she in or out and who are they casting? How big is Colin's role vs Hugh's? Thanks, Karen! Yep, the shoes, the jeans, it looks like his wardrobe (and a semi-tight Armani top). ;-) Very funny, Maria!

(Tress) And Chuck Taylors to tie the outfit all together! How on earth can you tell without seeing the ankle emblem? And I'm a big fan of his long, lean form Moi too. (LizBeth)I LOVE CF, but he referred to RZ as a "well-fed" British actress before he realized she was American (Linda) I thought he said,(knowing that she was American),that she reminded him of a "well-bred" British actress. I'm pretty sure it was "well-fed." Should be in one of the transcriptions... (Moon) and a semi-tight Armani top Yes, bettah and bettah! *yum* Love this one of him getting ready for a scene: Am getting rid of those pesky watermarks, though Sophie's going to have to deal with one of them.

(me) And Chuck Taylors to tie the outfit all together! (Karen) How on earth can you tell without seeing the ankle emblem? OMG! Are you saying you think ODB would wear knock-off CTs?! He really has hit the skids.... ;-D (Moon) and a semi-tight Armani top (Karen) Yes, bettah and bettah! *yum* Okay...LOL...how can you tell it's Armani??? Fake Chucks and a real Armani! ;-) Ohhhh...like the picture...although....it does look to me like he may be ready to spit or is having L'dum flashbacks! ;-)

(Tress)OMG! Are you saying you think ODB would wear knock-off CTs?! He really has hit the skids.... ;-D LOL!!! Time to dust off my CT's (sorry Moon Dreams!) (Tress)Ohhhh...like the picture...although....it does look to me like he may be ready to spit or is having L'dum flashbacks! ;-) You are fast, I hate the term, but it does look like he is about to hock a loogie...mmf wowow, look at the neck muscles...

(Maria), Time to dust off my CT's (sorry Moon Dreams!) LOL! I accept your apologies. ;-) (Karen), I'm pretty sure it was "well-fed." Should be in one of the transcriptions... He did say well-fed. Which brings us back to the main point. If he considered Renee as well-fed and she was thin, we can assume he goes for the very thin ones, as his DW.

(Tress) how can you tell it's Armani??? Fake Chucks and a real Armani! ;-) Armani-style or cut, OK? ;-D (I can't read the inside label either) We'll have to ask Mark if Converse is sold there.

I'll answer - yes you can buy Converse here! Are they still filming in London? I was just in the wilds of Scotland for a week and missed the Waterloo stuff.

(Karen)Armani-style or cut, OK? ;-D (I can't read the inside label either) LOL...okay...but I do think I see a hint of a 'label' on the shoe. Foot closest to us. The white just below his jeans. Could be a label for anything though...so like you, I'll say "Chuck Taylor style" shoes! ;-) But didn't he wear Converse in Tumbledown (sorry if I'm off topic)? I remember thinking they made his feet look HUGE (when he was wheeling out of the hospital...). But the shoes from todays pic don't seem to make his feet look that big. Think the Tumbledown shoes were white...these are darker and we all know that darker can make things harder to distinguish! ;-)

FYI, the weekend box office reports are up, and HS doesn't even show up in the top 15. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/intl/uk/2003/22.htm

I'm looking at the box office and several of those films that made more money received worse reviews than HS.(Kangaroo Jack, Bringing Down the House and How to Lose a Guy which is still at #7 with a gross of over $15.M in the UK, fergodsake!) You know, we really can't blame the reviews for the HS disaster. Not many rom -coms in the UK get a fair break.Period. IMO UK audiences just don't support their home-grown leading men. This happens consistently with RF. Disgusting.

Thanks for the pics from the set of Trauma, ladies. - Is that Kenneth Cranham walking through the market with ODB? (He's a well-respected England-based Scottish actor with many TV and film credits).

Hope Springs is the kind of film where people around you are irritatingly munching away at their popcorn/slurping their Cokes,discussing the chest hair of Colin Firth. Hey I didn't see Hope springs yet. That theory about everyone having a twin in the Universe must be true. Mine's in England! Thanks Maria. Thanks for the photos Annette and Karen. Trauma - looks like he might be letting rip in this one. Great emotion on his face. Don't think he or his thighs look thinner. He's always had skinny thighs(Damn men!).But maybe the jeans are a little tighter than he usually wears? Doesn't he favor baggier? Thanks for the new teaser Lola. We need to redirect all that TEOR project angst somewhere. ; ) LOL

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Lola, thanks! You can say whatever you want, as long as we get our Bridget movie. ;-) Karen, you are such a tease--first you put up a link to some HS pics, claim a keepsake, and then you take the pics down. ;-) (I missed them, too, Linda.) Oh well, at least you gave us a new article to read, and I thank you. (Evelyn) I would believe his philosophical views on women's bodies, if I hadn't seen his DW. Trust me, not an inch of fat there. These days I take eveything he says cum grano salis. Annette, thanks for the link to the Trauma pics. Looks promising.

(LisaJH) Karen, you are such a tease--first you put up a link to some HS pics, claim a keepsake, and then you take the pics down. ;-) Psst...Lisa...check out the last post on keepsakes! The boss left a lovley pic of ODB's belly and his...trunks...over there! I've been quite content all day! ;-D

Oh, wait till you see the rest of the pictures that probably go with it. Mmmmmm.

(Emma) Are they still filming in London? Yep. My boy was with the second unit on Monday, so no Colin. But what was that website that info on permits, etc., that would give clues as to where the action is? (Janet) Is that Kenneth Cranham walking through the market with ODB? Yes. Others that you might know are: Martin Hancock, Ken Cranham, Bill Maloney, Alison David, and Nina Hossein (from what I can tell, she's a TV newsperson). (Rika) wait till you see the rest of the pictures that probably go with it Very true, as you are probably capturing them yourself. Kathy went beyond the definitions of marginally insane (*hee hee*) and pretty much captured every single frame in the film with Colin and sent them to me. There's lots to do.

(Karen)There's lots to do OK,OK I'll come and do the gardening forgawd's sake:-)

(Karen)But what was that website that info on permits, etc., that would give clues as to where the action is? http://www.london-film.co.uk/

sorry if this is a bit old, was lost somewhere and just read the chuck taylor conversation. having a soft spot for chucks myself (and woohooed when i saw the pic), i simply had to post a comment : i'd say these are simply the low cut ones, *not* clones. the low cuts don't have the star label on the ankle. only, what bothers me here is how clean and new they look. thought they were going for the salvation army look, the shoes look like they just calme out of the box, and you know it's a definite no-no as far as chucks are concerned. mine would look the part better, there just might be a slight size problem...

(Karen) Very true, as you are probably capturing them yourself. Kathy went beyond the definitions of marginally insane (*hee hee*) and pretty much captured every single frame in the film with Colin and sent them to me. There's lots to do. No, I had been thinking of capturing a few key moments (swim trunks, towels, etc.), but when I heard you had another source, I decided to wait and enjoy along with everyone else! I'm still exhausted from doing the WAGW captures.

The behind the scenes pics are up: http://www.firth.com/trauma_gal1.html Sophie tossed her *Chucks* aside and fixed up the headshot one brilliantly, as I'm stubble-phobic. ;-) I only included one of Mena, as all the rest were of her drinking something at the snack table.

Thanks Sophie and Karen. I can tell this is one where he won't be wearing a navy suit;-) I can't see anything I want to claim. What kind of a stall is he shopping at this flea market? I see a red feather boa in the back.

There's a big scar above his right eye too, which Sophie noticed.

GAH! Beautiful! Is that something over his left eye? He looks perfectly miserable....just want to make it all better for him! Those long lovely limbs! And the stubble! And (as ususal)...I like his hair! Thanks so much Karen and Sophie. You've made my day...I just keep going back and 'clicking for a larger image'! Sophie, I hope you rescued your *Chucks*! I wore mine out ages ago!

(Karen) There's a big scar above his right eye too, which Sophie noticed. Ah! I thought that's what it might be (though it's his left...isn't it? I may be all messed up)....must be from the 'car accident'.

(Karen)There's a big scar above his right eye too, which Sophie noticed. And the left eye? Lat pic before Mena looks like a scar...hate(and love)to see that face looking so miserable...

This article is from Jenny: http://www.firth.com/articles/03westernmail_509.html It is one that was written off the material from the press conference, but it has a few new quotes we haven't seen...plus I prefer the expression 'ladies who lunch' to 'ladies of a certain age.' ;-0

Quite right, the scar is above *his* left eye. Alas and alack, I know this will be ripped off and appear elsewhere... but a treat for Drooleurs:

For the boss: I was just telling Maria that I love (if there were a stronger word I would use it) his 'boy band' hair! *THUD*

Oh my! Thanks for pics, Karen, especially the last one with the scar. Doesn't the pic make you want to kiss him and make it "all better"? ;-) And thanks, Jenny and Karen, for the article. �I turned up with plasters on my nipples too,� says the deadpan Firth. �I�m not showing them for anybody. It is quite sore when you take them off.� *Snort* LOL, I can see him saying this, too. He must be a stitch in real life.

Thanks Jenny and Karen! �I turned up with plasters on my nipples too,� says the deadpan Firth. �I�m not showing them for anybody. It is quite sore when you take them off.� (LisaJH) *Snort* LOL, I can see him saying this, too. He must be a stitch in real life. ROTF...joke or no joke, I would pay good money to see him with plasters on his nipples! ;-) He should have borrowed LD's 'thingies' from the TIOBE premiere!

And, if you'll recall the last quiz posted, there's a mole or two clearly visible above. ;-)

(Karen)Others that you might know are: Martin Hancock, Ken Cranham, Bill Maloney, Alison David, and Nina Hossein (from what I can tell, she's a TV newsperson) Isn't AD the Booby Girl from the HS prem? One suspects they don't have to spend hours on the set persuading her to remove her top;-) Thanks for the photos!

"These are the reasons he remains the ultimate British heart-throb to thousands, indeed probably millions, of women of a certain age." Who don't go to his movies.

He's the sort of not-too posh, almost-ordinary bloke who could drip on about cricket with his mates in the pub Cricket? Somehow, I can't quite picture that. Or walking out of a lake, dripping in white flannels His shirt was flannel? ;-) This is kind of a variation on a mixed metaphor, though no metaphors were involved. The original title can be explained by the story's sub-plot, about the village of Hope having been originally founded by a Welsh immigrant by the name of Godwyn Edwards (referred to by the major, played by Oliver Platt, as "some Welsh dick who founded this place." Did you feel that explained the title? *guffaw* Yeah, I can hear him say he wore nipple plasters as well. Good one! (Brenda) Isn't AD the Booby Girl from the HS prem? Oh, you're right! I wonder why Colin didn't pose with her. Strike that, I think I *know* why. ;-D

Thanks for all the news ladies, and thanks for the great Trauma pics Karen.

(FanPam) Thanks for all the news ladies, and thanks for the great Trauma pics Karen. (Karen) Cricket? Somehow, I can't quite picture that. Did you feel that explained the title? *guffaw* Ditto. Reading some of these articles is like stepping into a parallel universe;-D �I turned up with plasters on my nipples too(...)It is quite sore when you take them off.� Hence the scarf dance. Poor dears needed to recover. ;-D in a Benny Hill kind of way. A peek at the village pervert in our ODB! ;-]

Oh, that scar, that stubble, those moles, that hair... I'm in Truuuuuuuuma heaven. No, Evelyn, no blue suit, here. I also think he's going to have the stubble throughout the film as well:-)) Thanks, Karen for the enlarged pics, and the one with the scar. Would love to claim his nipple plasters for keepsakes, but... ...and thanks Jenny for the article.

(Rob what his name from jenny's article) But that, I�m sure, is exactly why ladies who lunch love Firth, because he is Darcy. He�s the type of man�in character at least�who allows them to do all the flirting while he gives off this strangely seductive air of not-really-trying insecurity, of bemused bashfulness I love it when writers grapple with "the exactly why" of CF. Hee.Hee. ; ) Thanks, Jenny. Great photos Karen and Sophie. Like the one in the lower left corner. Great pensive expression. Linda Would love to claim his nipple plasters for keepsakes, but... How about scars?

Thank you Karen, for the pictures from Trauma (and the article on JL Carr) and thank you Jenny/Karen for the article. I too think he is extreemly, well - stubbled, devastatet, scarred and lets not forget; as allways incredably sexy. But - I have entered the parallel universe of Lord Dashwood and I'm not sure I'll be able to find room for anyone else the next few days. Linda, I would have accompanied you each and everytime you went. He looks absolutely gorgeous. I like the movie, I think it delivers just what it was "sold" as - a sweet fairytale with the focus on Father/Daughter. If I didn't feel so strongly for CF (and were a tiny bit younger) I could most certainly "take a liking" to Oliver James. He is so cute, and sings v.g. In fact, I liked all of the cast (especially the "butler" when he "accidently" spills the coffee and looks at Daphne. One last comment: Favourite look (for now, that is) is when he drags Daphne away from the lp's and headbanging. Just the way I like it. (I may have to look into Rikas captures to search for it ;-)) I know most of you have probably allready gotten beyond this stage, but for me right now, I'll never be beyond Lord Dashwood :-) Oops, just have to mention, that I liked the LP dance scene. I think it served an important purpose (or two ... ;-))

daaaaamn ! now that i can see the full set of trauma pics, i also can see i was a little shy (and short) on the sideburns fixing side... oh well... i'll make it up to sideburns lovers some other time. great page karen, thanx, & thanx to jenny for the article.

Annette)I know most of you have probably allready gotten beyond this stage, but for me right now, I'll never be beyond Lord Dashwood :-) Beyond that stage? Who us? Nevah! Gush all you want, I'm enjoying it.

(Annette) I know most of you have probably allready gotten beyond this stage *Snort* I don't think so ;-] So happy for you, Annette. You're finally acquainted with HD. Hope the two of you get to visit often at Spoilers 177. I think that's the right place. (I'm learning Karen. :-] )

Annette!! Do you have WAGW now? I did not think it was until later! If so, I'm so happy for you! Please feel free to share! I have entered the parallel universe of Lord Dashwood and I'm not sure I'll be able to find room for anyone else the next few days. Don't be alarmed, that is a special, hybrid reaction to CF, rom-com style. Say what you want about Drama (deliberate capital D) versus rom-com, but one invokes silly, loopy grins and languid daydreams, and well, the other doesn't.

(Annette)I know most of you have probably allready gotten beyond this stage, but for me right now, I'll never be beyond Lord Dashwood :-) There are at least a few of us who are still mad for his Lordship and would be happy to continue this discussion over at 177. Glad to know you finally got to see it, Annette. Thanks Karen and Sophie for the wonderful Trauma pics. And thanks Jenny for the new article. That closeup with the woman sraightening his hair is to die for!

Thanks Karen and Sophie for the Trauma pics of ODB (Ostentatiously Dishevelled Boychick;-). Do you think the cameras were rolling when these were taken, or were they shot between takes? He looks awfully . . . sober. And *very* thin. Wonder if he thinks it's not attractive, not healthy, and not sexy? ;-) BTW, I've met Jennifer Ehle, twice. She is very shapely, but much thinner than RZ as BJ.

(Mari) Do you think the cameras were rolling when these were taken, or were they shot between takes? Some of both I thought. Did anyone notice in the shots with Kenneth Cranham, it seems they did the shot 2 different ways? One without a jacket and the other with. Both shots taken at approximately the same place. Maybe the one without was a rehearsal, as all the others he had his jacket. Am I just stating the obvious? :-p ODB (Ostentatiously Dishevelled Boychick ;-). LOL, I like this alternate version. I've met Jennifer Ehle, twice. She is very shapely, but much thinner than RZ as BJ. Holy cow, then she must be close, but not quite, to RZ's regular thinness. Because I think 20# on Renee would appear less daunting in person than onscreen as we know the camera adds "weight". RZ is close to a stick in person, though she is petite, too.

just realized that the stall where the last rex pix were taken looks like 'glitter drag fever central' ! check it out again : mirror balls, golden mannequins, furry boas and... various assorted sets of bitchin' platform shoes (no chucks here no sirs)... well, well, looking for a new premiere outfit, mister f. ??? getting tired of the all-occasion-blue- suit ??? (sorry about this, i know *some* of you love the suit, but the thought of cf doing a beef impersonation -that's for all of us fans of 'phantom of the paradise'- had me grinning all morning)

(Mari) Do you think the cameras were rolling when these were taken, or were they shot between takes? Given my experience watching films being made, they would have to have been taken between takes or rehearsals or shot setups. When they yell, "Quiet," they don't even want to hear a shutter clicking. A guy with a professional camera is going to be noticed, and the unit publicist is going to keep his/her eye on the photographer. When I hauled my long lens out for Mel Gibson, they came up to me. (Dorine) Did anyone notice in the shots with Kenneth Cranham, it seems they did the shot 2 different ways? One without a jacket and the other with. Looks to me like Colin had the jacket on for the most part. The shots without it might be explained by The Express article Barbara sent me (arrived yesterday) which said: "Finally, down on London's South Bank, Pride And Prejudice heart-throb Colin Firth was at a market to film scenes for the dramatic Trauma. His co-star is Mena Suvari, the blond actress who shot to fame in American Beauty. In yesterday's mini-heatwave, she might have felt more comfortable shooting her most famous scene from that film--in which she appeared naked except for roses. Instead, she wore a mac. You shouldn't believe everything you hear about British weather, Mena.So it was hot!

(Sophie) just realized that the stall where the last rex pix were taken looks like 'glitter drag fever central' ! check it out again : mirror balls, golden mannequins, furry boas and... various assorted sets of bitchin' platform shoes (no chucks here no sirs)... LOL...Sophie I was noticing this as well! I thought initially that there was a C3P0 head in the background and then realized it was just a gold mannequin! Also noted a stars and stripes candlestick phone....and in one pic ODB is reading/looking at a magazine from that stall....wonder what it could possbily be?? ;-) (Karen) So it was hot! I could have told you that! I've been fanning myself ever since I viewed the pics....OH! You meant the weather! Silly me! ;-D

( Tress) OH! You meant the weather! *hee hee* Which explains the difficulty I was having fixing up the shirt's variations in color. Is sweat. ;-)

But what is he wearing under that ragged sweaty;-) tee shirt...looks like a chain on my screen.

(Dorine) ODB (Ostentatiously Dishevelled Boychick ;-). LOL. A mouthful to describe an eyeful. ;-) (Sophie) mirror balls, golden mannequins, furry boas and... various assorted sets of bitchin' platform shoes ... maybe Ben's planning an escape like in La Cage aux Folles ;-) (Karen) So it was hot! ( Tress) OH! You meant the weather! LOL. Thanks for the industry insight, Karen.

(Evelyn)But what is he wearing under that ragged sweaty;-) tee shirt...looks like a chain on my screen I thought it was beads, maybe beads his bohemian neighbor gave him?

It's a chain (thought it might be a leather cord myself). You can see it on the Express photo:

Thanks, Karen! Nice side benefit of your visual aid is the stubbly chin!

Regarding the neck pic....I haven't had my coffee yet...I can't take it! Thank you Karen...can you do that with all his body parts??? ;-) BTW, I thought it was leather too but it does appear to be a chain, possibly with a tag on it that says "Hello, my name is Ben, if lost please call Tress at 1-800-XXX-XXXX" ;-)

(Tress)BTW, I thought it was leather too but it does appear to be a chain, possibly with a tag on it that says "Hello, my name is Ben, if lost please call Tress at 1-800-XXX-XXXX" ;-) ROTFLOL! Thank you Karen and Sophie, which I forgot previously, sorry.

(Mari)BTW, I've met Jennifer Ehle, twice. .. Three times...you forgot the Albery in London;-)

was about to go to bed, so i'll try to cram it all i one post... (Karen)There's a big scar above his right eye too, which Sophie noticed. (MariaT) And the left eye? yes, ladies & gentlement,we are witnessing the return of the left/right debate. (Tress)BTW, I thought it was leather too but it does appear to be a chain, possibly with a tag on it that says "Hello, my name is Ben, if lost please call Tress at 1-800-XXX-XXXX" ;-) (Annette) ROTFLOL! i know the feeling annette. laughed so hard on that one i might add SHIDML to your ROTFLOL, (so hard it disconnected my laptop). bad, bad tress... btw, i thought it was leather myself, you sure of the chain factor karen ? after all, i spent some time smoothing the guy's neck, errr, photoshop-ing it anyway...

Just caught up with all the great Trauma shots Karen. Thanks to you and everyone for news, pics etc

Thanks for the news everyone.

(Tress)"Hello, my name is Ben, if lost please call Tress at 1-800-XXX-XXXX" ;-) ...and on the backside it says...if she doesn't answer, call Linda at... LOL, you crazy girl. If ODB's neck, skin, and stubble would just go away, I might be able to figure out exactly what it is around his neck... Thank you Karen.

(Tress)"Hello, my name is Ben, if lost please call Tress at 1-800-XXX-XXXX" ;-) Snort! Tress, Did you change your number? I thought you were 1-900-XXX-XXXX. ; ) Congrats on the viewing Annette. Welcome to the HD club. Mari BTW, I've met Jennifer Ehle, twice. She is very shapely, but much thinner than RZ as BJ. She had a brief nude scene in Sunshine w/Ralph Fiennes(a very difficult movie to watch) and she looked very hourglassy but petite.

(Joyce) Snort! Tress, Did you change your number? I thought you were 1-900-XXX-XXXX. ; ) ROTF....Shhhhhh! Don't want anyone to know about my moonlighting! (Linda) ...and on the backside it says...if she doesn't answer, call Linda at... LOL...the buddy system! We can't leave ODB stranded (so important to have an emergency contact in case of head injury)!

I've added several more pics from the location shooting for Trauma that came from the Globe Pictures site. Unfortunately, I haven't the means to con the Acctg lady who guards registration. :-( http://www.firth.com/trauma_gal1.html There are more of Mena in her white raincoat if you want to check them out: http://www.globephotos.com/scripts/kws30pre.exe?search=K30919&type=GfxOnly&maxhits=12&mode=&site=GLOBEPH&picktype=GfxOnly&Firsthit=1&SORT=&NoScan=on&hmessage=COLIN+FIRTH+AND+MENA+SUVARI+FILMING+TRAUMA+IN+LONDON++05%2F29%2F2003&ShowTotal=on&Next+Page.x=5&Next+Page.y=9

Thanks Karen for the new pics. Too bad they can't be enlarged. I love ODB's physique in the first one. Sigh....

The two pics on the far right are my favs! Those looooooong legs (and does he have pecs?? My goodness....better and better)!! Thanks Karen.

From Dark Horizons, from someone who saw the film: Love Actually: Writer Richard Curtis is responsible for some of the best comedy writing ever in both the film and television formats including "Notting Hill", "Four Weddings and a Funeral" and TV's "Blackadder". Now he's taken on the job of director and 'The Third Musketeer' got a sneak peek at fifteen minutes of footage from the project which sounds damn good: "The film features a incredible cast - Hugh Grant as the British PM, Billy Bob Thornton as the U.S. President, Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson play a husband and wife with marital troubles, Liam Neeson plays a struggling step dad trying to reach his new son, Colin Firth as a writer dealing with a love interest who can't speak English, Bill Nighy stars as an ageing rock star trying to make a comeback, and Rowan Atkinson turns in another extended cameo which will no doubt provide many highlights. Keira Knightley, Denise Richards and 24's Elisha Cuthbert also star. The footage opened with Hugh Grant voiceover which tells us that 'love' is all arou d us and it connects us all. Fittingly this cues an irritating version of ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, and we are introduced to the whole cast. We see Hugh's PM introduced to a new member of his staff (English soap star Martine McCutcheon). She is obviously attracted to him immediately, and she accidentally swears and fumbles through a greeting. Hugh is charming as ever, and when he leaves her and get's inside his office, he closes the door and says (I'm paraphrasing) "Bugger. This isn't good" as he's smitten with his new employee. One of the funniest storylines seems to be that of a twentysomething Brit, who decides that English women are too stuck up so he decides to get himself to the U.S. and pick up the fun American girls. He sets off by himself (with a huge backpack filled to the brim with condoms) and lands in the land of his dreams - Wisconsin. He meets up with Elisha Cuthbert and three of her gorgeous friends - I hope the storyline goes where it's headed by the footage I saw. This film looks amazing, thin NOTTING HILL meets MAGNOLIA".

Thank you for the LA informations, Murph. This is copied from ebay: Secondly there is a round ticket to the premiere party, it has info on the back about the party i.e code of dress - 'Spring Fever' I guess this explains Livias dress to the premiere ;-)

Thanks to a heads-up from Julia: WAGW can now be preordered from amazon for delivery on Aug 5 Here's the link to the Region 1 DVD: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009XITP/spring-20 And here is for the NTSC tape: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00009XITR/spring-20

Thanks for the LA review Murph and thanks for the WAGW ordering info Karen.

This comes from yesterday's Daily Mail and features a prem pic of ODB from HS CONNECTED...... Colin Firth who features in BJD can soon be seen in WAGW along with Kelly Preston whose For the Love of the Game co-star Kevin Costner was in Field of Dreams with Ray Liotta an overworked doctor in Article 99 as was Forest Whitaker who took on the Body Snatchers along with Meg Tilly who once dated and has a son with her Valmont co-star Colin Firth

Oooh, me likey!!! I'm glad our friends across the pond figured out a way to get the great looking dad and daughter on there without it being "icky.";-)

Ick!!! *sticking finger down throat* Just kidding. ;-) Now, that's a better poster. Of course, one with the two bobbies, the un-PC peace symbol, etc., wouldn't have flown over there anyway. Thanks Mari

(Karen) one with the two bobbies Aren't they actually Scots Guards? Maybe they'd be offended being called bobbies. ;-)

Ooh, very nice. Thanks, Mari! Can't see why that poster wouldn't have worked here too.

(Rika)Ooh, very nice. Thanks, Mari! Can't see why that poster wouldn't have worked here too. I copy the thank you, Mari. That poster would have worked very well, here. I would order that one if it's available. (Mari)I'm glad our friends across the pond figured out a way to get the great looking dad and daughter on there without it being "icky.";-) I also hope they are trying to figure out a way to "be nice" with some decent reviews after the HS disaster...wishful thinking, I know.

(Dorine) Aren't they actually Scots Guards? Maybe they'd be offended being called bobbies. ;-) I was thinking about this last night, but didn't feel like going back on to correct.

Well the headline caught my attention, but unless you can make out our charming scruffy stubble anguished boy amongst the crowd, these are just a couple of behind the scenes shots... http://www.london-se1.co.uk/news/view.php?ArtID=550

(Rika) Can't see why that poster wouldn't have worked here too. Probably because WB didn't think of it until it was too late!;-)! Thanks Mari, I do like it much better than the other one.

(Mari)I'm glad our friends across the pond figured out a way to get the great looking dad and daughter on there without it being "icky.";-) Thanks Mari! Looks like HD borrowed the CT's from Daphne for Trauma...Is it just me, or does his hand on the chair look broken at the wrist?

Thanks for the poster, Mari! A great improvement although I wish they'd get everyone in the same room when they take a photograph. And I suspect the arm on the chair with the broken wrist isn't his arm. Just seems a bit off to me. Maybe we'll get a close-up and will be able to examine fingernails more closely ;-) Thanks for the Trauma link, MariaT. Any coverage is good coverage, even without a clear shot of ODB. And if Trauma is getting this attention, what will TEOR get?!

Isn't that the same article Mari had posted?

Thanks for the poster, Mari. Too bad the creative minds didn't cross the pond. (Maria) Is it just me, or does his hand on the chair look broken at the wrist? LOL. Looks that way to me too. Btw, thanks for the where's Waldo behind-the-scenes.

(Maria)Is it just me, or does his hand on the chair look broken at the wrist? Yes, I noticed that, too. I think it's caused partly by the way the back of the chair obscures most of his sleeve/arm. There's always something a bit odd about these "assembled" pictures. Great poster, even with the broken wrist. It's what the girl wants--hunk dad, cute boyfriend, hunk dad, gorgeous mansion... (did I mention hunk dad?) I like the fairy-tale style font they used for the title, too. And the throne-like chair. I wonder if they'll change the trailer for UK, add AB's line about Cinderella? Just back from a trip out of town and so much to catch up on. Trauma looks promising! Thanks to all who found photos and articles. BTW (sorry, Karen, if this is the wrong board), I read the in-flight mag on Continental and discovered that they're showing BJD this month, part of "latest blockbusters as well as films from the last decade." Unfortunately, my puddle-jumper flight didn't have movies (anyhow, BJD is on flights to Guam or Lisbon). But the interesting thing was that the mag listed only RZ and CF as stars. And the photo was the familiar (to us) shot of the two of them outside her apt near the end.

(about mari's post for the poster) *lalala, low-cut chuck taylors, lalala...*

Hey Mari , great poster. Now am lighting candles and chanting so will poster on side of buses, on the tube.....;-)) Seriously it would be great to lifesize Colin in a suit everywhere!

Whoops that's to see Colin in a suit! Still new vocab is always welcome here (eh Boss? ;-0 ) so that's "I'd really like to lifesize that guy sometime." ;-))

I don't thin his wrist looks broken, looks almost like a stunt hand. Just kind of flopping there over the back of the chair...looks like it doesn't belong to ODB's arm. Heck, it's still better than the US poster.

Thanks for the poster peek Mari! I'm wondering were they are...I mean, Daphne is sitting down and making herself at home....but home is across the way! Are they at the neighbor's house? ;-) I do like this one better than the US version...but like others have said, ODB's arm and hand appear to have had all the bones removed....(but the 'hand in pocket/blue suit 'hunk daddy' look' makes up for the weirdness). Has anyone received their copy of 'The Dead Wait' yet? I just got mine in the mail today and remember Evelyn mentioning a graveyard of projects....do I need to light candles or something? Should I hide it under my bed until ODB's ink has dried on the contract? Should I not make eye contact with it? What are the rules? I don't want to be the jinxer (or is it too late cuz the book has crossed the threshold?).

What are the rules? I don't want to be the jinxer (or is it too late cuz the book has crossed the threshold?). Am also waiting for the answer on this before I order a copy...... I'm still waiting for the Maid of What'sername too!

(Tress)do I need to light candles or something? I'll do whatever can secure the project. But - I dreamt last night that I was meeting ODB after a readingsession followed by a few minutes of "fondling" with his guitar. In this dream I asked for new project, and said I knew about Trauma and The Dead Wait, and he answered, that other than those two he knew of one more to follow later, but could not reviel anything yet. Later on he played barefoot on our beach with a couple of friends ;-) The reason for telling this is, I've heard that you have to tell someone of your dream for it to come true - so it had to be here ;-) And - thank you Mari for the poster. I like it too! I don't see any problems with any parts of HD's body ;-) Maria, thank you for the article. As someone said: any mentioning of ODB even without pictures is better than total silence.

(Tress) I'm wondering were they are...I mean, Daphne is sitting down and making herself at home....but home is across the way! I hope everyone realizes that posters are not photographs from the film. In some cases, they've been known to cut and paste the actors' heads on others' bodies (Pretty Woman poster and probably the FP poster too!). Think Playmaker, The Advocate, and Femme Fatale. Who were those people on the posters/covers? or is it too late cuz the book has crossed the threshold? It's too late. It's crossed the threshold. Well, at least we'll know who to blame this time. ;-)

(Karen)It's too late. It's crossed the threshold. Well, at least we'll know who to blame this time. ;-) I'll help shoulder the blame, too...if we have to shoulder it...My copy should arrive today. Of course, I could always refuse delivery;-)

or is it too late cuz the book has crossed the threshold? It's too late. It's crossed the threshold. Well, at least we'll know who to blame this time. ;-) But, but...I held off! This must count for something as I am not known for self contol in this area, or too many others.

(Annette) - I dreamt last night that I was meeting ODB after a readingsession followed by a few minutes of "fondling" with his guitar (...) I've heard that you have to tell someone of your dream for it to come true Crikey! If you need a companion to any and all reading sessions, I'm your girl. And while you "fondle" with his guitar, I'll "tickle" his ivories ;-p

http://icthewharf.icnetwork.co.uk/thisweek/news/page.cfm?objectid=13031907&method=full He's not 43 yet! (Although charming, no doubt!)

Thanks Maria. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRTH SIGHT Jun 5 2003 Heart-throb Colin Firth visits the Wharf during filming FILM STAR Colin Firth took time out of his busy schedule to charm Wharfers. The 43-year-old heart-throb joked with Wharf commuters and London Underground staff while visiting the estate for his latest film role. LU's filming boss, Kate Blow, said: "He loved watching the people come and go through the station. He thought it was really fascinating." A new TV drama - Love Actually - uses the Jubilee Line Extension for a number of key sequences and pitches the star against his old Bridget Jones's Diary love rival Hugh Grant. The drama, which will be shown later this year, follows 10 separate but intertwined love stories in the capital, leading up to a huge Christmas Eve climax. ~~~~~~ The Wharf Tube station is that itsy bitsy pic that we saw from Tube magazine. What is the "estate"?

(Karen) I hope everyone realizes that posters are not photographs from the film. LOL...I was teasing....I know the cut and paste routine (and remember the big James Bond "For Your Eyes Only" leg debate over. One girls legs, another girls hands...)....but I thought it was funny that their house would be in the background. I mean....how American of her to go to someone else's home and plop down, hang all over a chair and use their phone! ;-D (Karen) It's too late. It's crossed the threshold. Well, at least we'll know who to blame this time. ;-) Well....good to know! If everyone has to start throwing things, face west! ;-D (Beedee) But, but...I held off! This must count for something as I am not known for self contol in this area, or too many others. You obviously have way more than me!! (BTW, I'm nearly done and this is gonna be a doozie! SEE! No self control....I didn't even wait for an answer....tore right into it and started reading. If ODB doesn't do this project...I'll be incredibly sad....and in big trouble!!!);-)

(LU's filming boss, Kate Blow) "He loved watching the people come and go through the station. He thought it was really fascinating." LOL. I too enjoy people watching but ODB needs to get out more. ;-) Thanks for the article, Maria.

while visiting the estate for his latest film role. Are they talking about Trauma? Or Love Actually? LU's filming boss What's LU?

What's LU? Same I expect as "A new TV drama - Love Actually," one of many mistakes. ;-)

Oh right, Love Uctually.;-) Can't believe I didn't put that one together.;-) He loved watching the people come and go through the station. He thought it was really fascinating." Yeah, it's fascinating unless you're a working stiff who has to do it every day.;-) (Tress)I thought it was funny that their house would be in the background. I mean....how American of her to go to someone else's home and plop down, hang all over a chair and use their phone! ;-D LOL! Is part of our charm.;-) Maybe there's an entire sub-division of these homes, and she was visiting her new neighbors;-) "Dashwood Estates, an exciting new community of mansions situated on 20 acre lots in the middle of London. Priced from the low 40 millions . . . move-in condition . . . Mrs. Clean lives here . . . so just bring your toothbrush. If you have to ask if it's convenient to public transportation, you don't belong."

Pic must have been taken before the high wall was constructed.

LU's filming boss LU = London Underground? Presumably they have film units there often enough to pay someone to sit with luvvies while they watch real people go to and from work ;-)

Thanks, Mari for the poster. (Karen) I hope everyone realizes that posters are not photographs from the film. Wot? I thought that was the Colorforms edition of WAGW. ;-) Let's see, I think I'll take Hunk Daddy's hand and put it on Libby's... ;-) Gee, where's Libby? LU's filming boss, Kate Blow, said: "He loved watching the people come and go through the station. He thought it was really fascinating." As does every three year old...er, I mean almost 43 year old... What's LU? Same I expect as "A new TV drama - Love Actually," Yeah, and its sequel will be called "Typos and Fact Checking Actually." ;-) Loved your dream, Annette. I've never experienced an ODB dream, but God knows I spend enough of my waking hours obsessing about him!

I enjoyed your dream too Annette and am choosing to believe that it is a good omen that will dispell the evil eye cast upon us from those early *amazonian* orders!;-) .......lighting candles just in case.

(Allison) LU = London Underground? Give this woman a prize...but there are other errors. ;-) So what is the estate? FYI, I've put up the first of who-know-how-many pages of HS screen captures done by KathyC. http://www.firth.com/hs_sc_gal4.html

Lovely, Karen! Vg quality too! Thanks you! The link to the next page did not work for me.

Thank you, Karen. I've waited oh so patiently for these since I missed them last week. Thanks to KathyC., too. Love that torso, ribs,and chest hair too, in the second picture, I would just love to pull at the string of his trunks...so inviting, just there waiting to be untied...ok, I'll stop.

Wonderful Karen and KathyC, thanks! The picture right in the middle is striking with that absolute straight line of shadow and light bisecting his beautiful face.. (LindaK)I would just love to pull at the string of his trunks...so inviting, just there waiting to be untied...ok, I'll stop. Pshawww on the stopping...the string is history and the trunks are flying...

(Maria) The picture right in the middle is striking with that absolute straight line of shadow and light bisecting his beautiful face.. That was the pic that I kept going back to (well...not the only pic I kept going back to, but you know what I mean)! Lovely!!! (LindaK)I would just love to pull at the string of his trunks...so inviting, just there waiting to be untied...ok, I'll stop. (Maria) Pshawww on the stopping...the string is history and the trunks are flying... LOL...Quick! Snatch the melon (it belongs to Rika) and fold the trunks (those are Karen's)....now....what to do the the boy?? ;-) Thanks so much for the pics Karen and KathyC! Love the bus pics...and the trunk pics are...well....too good for words!

sing along with me : a shrine, a shrine, a shrine for kathyC yaaaah, and stubble as well, hats off to you & karen. but how frustrating that the next gallery sent me to nowhereland. you weasel-teases you...

Thanks Kathy C and Karen for the HS screen captures! I find that if I click on them really quickly and in rapid succession, I can simulate a moving picture, which is probably the closest I'll come to seeing HS in that form for who knows how long.:-(

A wonderful day for passing my way. Knock and my door and even the score With your eyes. Lovely to see you again my friend. Walk along with me to the next bend. (Thanks, Karen and Kathy C. Loved this picture which reminded me of the MB song. ;-))

(Maria)He's not 43 yet! Maybe the scar makes him look older? (Mari)"Dashwood Estates, an exciting new community of mansions situated on 20 acre lots in the middle of London. LOL! I was ready to buy until I saw the price! Karen and Kathy, thanks for the pix. HS is looking more and more like something to buy for the sake of freeze-frame. Love the photo on the bus. It must be his inner child making an appearance--similar to fascination with people on the Tube. (Karen)So what is the estate? Not sure, is the Wharf area industrial? Offices? What we would call an "office park" or "industrial complex" in the US is sometimes called an "estate" in England, so it might be that. The first time my Yorkshire cousins mentioned a restaurant being "near the estates," I expected a posh neighborhood (see Mari's Dashwood description above), but it turned out to be a bunch of old factory buildings turned into office and warehouse space and studios for Yorkshire TV.

Great HS pix, Karen & Kathy! I love the sandy ones especially. And "busyoga"!!!! LOL! The photo I've been waiting for. If you showed it to someone who knew nothing of HS, what would they think it was? ;-)

(Maria) The picture right in the middle is striking with that absolute straight line of shadow and light bisecting his beautiful face.. There are a number of these from various scenes. Very striking IMO also. (Moon) The link to the next page did not work for me. It won't, until the next page goes up. Saves me some time. These galleries have not been announced on firth.com yet and won't until completed. You all (and the lurking public) are getting a preview. (Linda) Love that torso, ribs,and chest hair too The towel ones should be studied by the people (especially the director) at Working Title. ;-)

(Karen)So what is the estate? (Kate)Not sure, is the Wharf area industrial? Offices? What we would call an "office park" or "industrial complex" in the US is sometimes called an "estate" in England, so it might be that. I think you are right, Kate. I found this digging google, which sounds very much like what you suggested: The recent extension to the Jubilee Line is crucial to this fast-growing area of London � more than 40,000 people now work on the Canary Wharf Estate with another 13,000 predicted to move in by the end of this year. from this site: http://www.thetube.com/content/pressreleases/0204/11.asp (Karen)The towel ones should be studied by the people (especially the director) at Working Title. ;-) Oh Karen, I think you may have hit upon something there ;-) (Linda) Love that torso, ribs,and chest hair too What is there not to love? Me too ;-) Thank you for the captures, Kathy and Karen. My favourite would be the very last one. What a face !!!

(Karen)The towel ones should be studied by the people (especially the director) at Working Title. ;-) The towel ones??? Wot towel ones??? Oh, I get it, the ones I missed last week that aren't up yet. Sorry, boss. You know how I get when one mentions towels and towel scenes:-) Take your time, I know you're busy, so when can we expect them??? Tonight, tomorrow... Thanks for the preview...quite lovely. Working Title, and Beeban Kidron are you lurking?

As a member of the lurking public, just want to say thanks to Karen & KathyC for the HS sneak peek. Great pics! (Waiting for towel scenes.)

(Karen) These galleries have not been announced on firth.com yet and won't until completed. You all (and the lurking public) are getting a preview Thank you Karen and KathyC. Please don't feel pressured. There's a lot of time and effort that goes into this site. To all who make it happen: you rock! (Leona) Great pics! (Waiting for towel scenes.) Never thought I'd ever be this interested in linens.

(Linda) Take your time, I know you're busy, so when can we expect them??? Tonight, tomorrow... How can I resist such understanding and compassion. OK, here's the towel that was briefly posted last week. Many more to come from the seventh-floor Bed and Bath Department.

OMG'd! Now that't an image to go to sleep with! Gotta use this one again!

THUD! Karen, you got many more like that towel picture? Heheheh...'cause you know, if that pesky old garden is giving you trouble, I could come help out, you know, anything to help the cause! (I'm thinking whatever HS is missing in the way of script or direction, lighting was not a problem...)

i'll second-thud you on that one barb. i truly believe the wdisneyco should have used this pic for the poster. would have definitely boosted the admission figures, at least for the ladies-who-lunch marketing segment. oh, wait, they would have had to skip the billboard marketing plans though, for fear of road accidents due to excessive fainting and drooling...

Anyone care to join me for a trip to the home store for some towels?

I'd like to join, Shoshana, but I'm afraid my knees are too weak and can't climb those floors to the bed and bath dept!

*hee hee hee* I tend to think the towel scene will have its own gallery.

(LU's filming boss, Kate Blow, said: "He loved watching the people come and go through the station. He thought it was really fascinating.") I love that they make him sound like he's so amazed by the masses of common folk using the Underground. I heard at the IOBE premiere that he had gone to the SIL premiere by tube. Donovan's not so quickly forgotten how public transport works, surely?! Strange how they release this now when the filming happened so long ago.

(BarbS)(I'm thinking whatever HS is missing in the way of script or direction, lighting was not a problem...) LOL! And so much mileage from a film we *Ami's* have no promise of seeing any time soon! Has he ever had a geater bod? In any case I've not seen a lovelier Snappy. Thanks for putting us in and out of our misery Karen!

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(Karen)*hee hee hee* I tend to think the towel scene will have its own gallery. Thanks, OGO (Oh Great One). You have relieved my suffering. That body is at its AFG best... AFGAFGAFGAFGAFG...and so on.

Ouch! My jaw hurts. What a sight to wake-up to!! Karen, you need to come up with a warning system. Maybe if I stare long enough, I'll get immune. That's it, I'll just keep staring. By the by, that man is AFG and I mean AFG. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Definitely worth the wait.

How can I possibly be expected to know if this movie sucks or not? They throw those images at me and I can't tell (and don't even care)! Thank you Karen!! (Karen) *hee hee hee* I tend to think the towel scene will have its own gallery. You're such a tease!! ;-) BTW, love the tummy dent thing....he's thin and he has that valley going doing his stomach....GAH! Leading right to the bellybutton....I'm feeling faint...need a lie down! (LU's filming boss, Kate Blow, said: "He loved watching the people come and go through the station. He thought it was really fascinating.") (Emma) I love that they make him sound like he's so amazed by the masses of common folk using the Underground. I heard at the IOBE premiere that he had gone to the SIL premiere by tube. I was thinking about this....I think maybe ODB's fascination was a bit like the one I have.....me thinks ODB and I share the same hobby. People watching. Train/underground/el/subway....those are the best people viewing spots ever invented. And thanks Emma, for the tidbit about the SIL premiere. I had not heard that! Glad to hear ODB still takes public transport (and if I were on the tube with him, I'm sure I would be fascinated)! ;-) I can't even imagine....looking up and seeing 'all that'! Hmmmmm......

Sorry to burst anyone's proletarian bubble, but CF and the Mrs. did NOT take the Tube/walk/crawl/run to the SIL premiere. We had Firth fan spotters at all the SIL premieres--London, New York, Los Angeles--and it was first class travel, limos all the way, baby! And that's as it should be. Who the hell would schlep to a premiere on the subway in heels and evening attire? Yuck!

(Tress)How can I possibly be expected to know if this movie sucks or not? They throw those images at me and I can't tell (and don't even care)! LOL. Yes, it's a very hard one to call.;-) Not only has he been working out, but, compared to earlier films, he's miraculously grown a fair amount of chest hair. A patron of the Chest Hair Club For Men, maybe?;-) I wonder if they glue on tufts of what they need for the shot. Also, I wonder how they got the chest hair so nice and dark, again comparing to previous films. They may have had the make-up people mascara the hair (as was done for ATA), or possibly they just dyed it. Or, perhaps the Lee Press-On Tufts were dark to begin with.;-) Am starting to sound like BJ in TEOR, i.e., did they have to wet the shirt again . . .;-)

Karen, omigod! Someone send that pic to WT ASAP. And who says women aren't visual? ;-) At this point I don't care if the film's a semi-dog (since we already know it sorta is), as there's always the mute button on the remote. ;-) ( Although, I don't want to deprive myself of hearing that voice, either.) (Karen) *hee hee hee* I tend to think the towel scene will have its own gallery. And would that be the Towel Hall of Fame? ;-)

(Mari)but CF and the Mrs. did NOT take the Tube/walk/crawl/run to the SIL premiere. We had Firth fan spotters at all the SIL premieres--London, New York, Los Angeles--and it was first class travel, limos all the way In NY and LA they were Lincoln Town Cars. And when we saw him coming to the Donmar it was in a taxi. Maybe they were talking about Jon who does take the tube;-)

(Karen)Many more to come from the seventh-floor Bed and Bath Department. Find I am unable to comment on picture without resorting to lust crazed spluttering...Will be checking myself in later to Miss CP's Home for Wayward Women in a bit(after I drool over it a bit more...) (lisaJH)At this point I don't care if the film's a semi-dog Hmm, a semi-dog for a demigod? Is it right, I ask you?

(Maria)Find I am unable to comment on picture without resorting to lust crazed spluttering...Will be checking myself in later to Miss CP's Home for Wayward Women in a bit(after I drool over it a bit more...) LOL Maria. Would that home be located in Chicago? I may join you and volunteer for gardening detail so Miss CP has plenty of time to work on the towel scene gallery. That towel is definitely below the waist on one side. I'm feeling quite weak in the knees at the moment. Thank you, thank you, thank you Karen!

(Mari) Sorry to burst anyone's proletarian bubble, but CF and the Mrs. did NOT take the Tube/walk/crawl/run to the SIL premiere......Who the hell would schlep to a premiere on the subway in heels and evening attire? Yuck! Well...there goes that little fantasy! But LD wasn't in it...and it didn't involve evening attire! ;-D (Mari) Not only has he been working out, but, compared to earlier films, he's miraculously grown a fair amount of chest hair. LOL....maybe they used 'Velvet Black Ultra Lash' mascara this time! Or...like some men, as he has aged, the hair has thinned up top and retreated to other regions! Maybe in a few more years he will get eyebrows (don't get me wrong...I love ODB's hairlessness....he's slick...like a baby seal...and he is capable of growing the most amazing stubble...and I am humbled by the stubble) ;-)

(Emma) I love that they make him sound like he's so amazed by the masses of common folk using the Underground I know and feel the same way. He was a Tube rider in his pre-P&P days, but certainly not for a premiere. When the studio sends the car, he gets in. When they send the private jet, he takes it. (Mari) he's miraculously grown a fair amount of chest hair. Haven't you noticed that as men age, certain ones lose it on top and then more comes in elsewhere. Somehow I can't imagine them adding (Lee Press-on) though dying is a good bet. I would have to get up real close to a screen to check for mascara, hopefully the nonclumping type. The job combing the mascara'd hair might be interesting. ;-)

(Karen) Haven't you noticed that as men age, certain ones lose it on top and then more comes in elsewhere. (Me) like some men, as he has aged, the hair has thinned up top and retreated to other regions! Wow....JINX! Okay, I can unjinx you...don't want anything to stand in the way of HS pics or gardening! (Karen) When the studio sends the car, he gets in. When they send the private jet, he takes it. As he should (and I would)! Why pass that up? ODB deserves the best and if they send him cars, limos, jets, free Chuck Taylors and Armani shirts, tickets to Portland...he should take them! ;-)

(Tress)I love ODB's hairlessness....he's slick...like a baby seal... Find I am unable to comment on your comment without resorting to lust crazed spluttering...yada yada (Tress)and he is capable of growing the most amazing stubble...and I am humbled by the stubble) ;-) LOL! Yes, humbled and grateful!

(Maria)Find I am unable to comment on your comment without resorting to lust crazed spluttering...yada yada Allow me to copy that, Maria. In such cases as these (towel-stubble-chesthair...) - words fail me ;-) Thank you, Karen. (LisaJH)A Towel Hall of Fame That'll do me just fine!!!! (Mari)Am starting to sound like BJ in TEOR, i.e., did they have to wet the shirt again . . .;-) LOL, don't we all sometimes? :-)

Ohhhhhhhhhh, Karen. Thank you for that wonderful picture. I missed that brief appearance/disappearance of photos that people have mentioned. Are there MORE of these towel pix? I'm thinking endosements for Fieldcrest, I'm thinking commercials in which he models towels in a variety of colors, I'm thinking personal appearancs at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. (suddenly the name of a store I've known for years has a whole new meaning) Speaking of towels, I need to mop up puddle of drool on my keyboard. Hey, Colin, could I borrow your towel?

Judging from everyone's reactions to the towel pic, I think you may now better understand why I prefer HS to WAGW! - He has never looked better. And up there on the big screen - simply breathtaking!!

(Hen)LOL Maria. Would that home be located in Chicago? I may join you and volunteer for gardening detail so Miss CP has plenty of time to work on the towel scene gallery. HRWT!(Have Rake Will Travel!) (Tress)like some men, as he has aged, the hair has thinned up top and retreated to other regions! Oooo, lets be careful with future close ups on the ears:-( (Janet)And up there on the big screen - simply breathtaking!! Arg! You are breaking my heart! Will we ever, ever, ever get the big screen treatment?

(Beedee) Oooo, lets be careful with future close ups on the ears:-( LOL...ODB's ears looking amazingly yummy and not scary...very bitable (going off of HS premiere pics and The Leopard reading pics here)...am hoping scary hair skips migrating to eyebrows, ears and nose and just goes to chest and treasure trail! ;-)

(Karen) *hee hee hee* I tend to think the towel scene will have its own gallery. Oh honey, it had better! And not that I'm complaining or anything but do you think that you could maybe make the pictures just a tad larger, like maybe 15x15? Janet, no wonder you wanted that towel for a keepsake...woof;-)!!

(Beedee)Will we ever, ever, ever get the big screen treatment? THIS could send me out shopping for a big-screen TV! (Tress)treasure trail! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tress)I love ODB's hairlessness....he's slick...like a baby seal... Good thing I was away, yesterday. That scrambled all of my senses, especially the slick part. Oh, my, Gawd! (Karen)The job combing the mascara'd hair might be interesting. ;-) I believe several of us wanted that one last summer. (Janet)And up there on the big screen - simply breathtaking!! ...Ouch;-)

Picking self up off floor and wiping puddle of drool, thank you so much for the wonderful pics Kathy C and Karen. He is amazing. Thank you for the articles ladies.

Posted on Dark Horizons, from another who attended a UK test screening, this time likely a real person (no mention of Bill Nighy!): Love Actually: Its got a geat cast and one of the best British comedy writers out there penning and helming it, but does that mean it will translate across the Atlantic? Here's 'Dobbin the Wonder Horse' with one hell of a juicy rumour: "The filmed was screen in it's entirety at our local cinema a couple of weeks ago, I'm not sure how complete it was but looked complete (it was shown on Betacam tape via a digital projector). Richard Curtis was apparently in attendance along with Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner of Working title (although I didn't see them). It was a typical test screening although no questions were asked of the audience and no questionaires were filled out, I imagine the idea was to gauge opinion from the response in the auditorium. Unfortunately the audience reaction was muted to say the least from my perspective. Several people I talked to mentioned that it was corny and cliched with very few flashes of Curtis brilliance...and it was generally muddled with several strands of the story disappeari g and others being heavy handed".

No big deal as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, I've said before that Richard Curtis writes some of the most cliched and corny stuff (cringeworthy dialogue) myself. Besides, this is early and this guy probably doesn't like this kind of movie anyway.

Oops....Forgot my winkie;-))))

Unfortunately the audience reaction was muted (...)it was corny and cliched with very few flashes of Curtis brilliance...and it was generally muddled with several strands of the story disappearing and others being heavy handed. Here we go again ;-) Can't wait to read what the pros think. Hee hee hee ;-D (Evelyn) Curtis writes some of the most cliched and corny stuff I agree yet it hasn't made the movies unwatchable or unlikable. I find it interesting that with all the known actors appearing in LA, not one was mentioned. Hmmmmm!

(Evelyn) Forgot my winkie;-)))) And your quotation marks! ;-D

(Evelyn) Besides, this is early and this guy probably doesn't like this kind of movie anyway. Ohhh....now, what's not to like! It has Shannon Elizabeth and Denise Richards....! ;-) Regardless of what anyone says.....I think this will be a successful movie. Has a great cast (okay....see above....there are a few week links in the chain) and it is coming out at a good time. Written and directed by the guy who worked on the BJD script and wrote Notting Hill. I know I'll see it a half dozen times (at least) in the theater. This is one I can probably get the DH to see (if he sees just two people on a movie poster, he begins to panic....if he sees a bunch of people on a poster, he doesn't even realized he's going to see a rom-com....until it's too late.....*insert wicked laugh*.....although anytime he hears HG's name associated with a project he immediately becomes suspicious) ;-)

(Karen)from another who attended a UK test screening, this time likely a real person (no mention of Bill Nighy!) ROTF! Especially with 2 typos and a grammatical error within the first 6 words (which, I believe, breaks my old record;-) 10 story lines is a lot to juggle, but Curtis never puts out a dog, so I'm sure they'll fix whatever needs fixing.

Here's a another review from somebody at that test screening, on AICN. Once again, CF's performance is not singled out as the other actors are; I have to think his role in this is very small.:-( Last night I was roped into attending a test screening for the new Hugh Grant, Colin Firth film "Love, Actually", and having nothing better to do, decided to give it a go. It was made clear that the copy shown was a "work-in-progress" and that the film/sound quality and music choices may be vastly altered when the film goes on general release. Coming in at the 2 and a quarter hour mark, there are bound to be some cuts too. "Love, Actually" follows the interlinking relationships of 10 or so couples (though some of the storylines may be cut to speed the film along), primarily based in London, in the month leading up to Christmas. The ensemble of characters includes the aging rockstar making a comeback (with a truly cringe-making song) and his manager (Gregor Fisher), the newly-wedded couple (Keira Knightley), the prime-minister (Hugh Grant), the novelist (Colin Firth), the boss of Fairtrade Coffee (Alan Rickman) and his wife (Emma Thompson), the cater-waiter (Kris Marshall from My Family), the artist (Andrew Lincoln), member of the prime-minister's staff (Martine McCutcheon), the American President (Billy Bob Thornton), a newly widowed Liam Neeson and stepson, and a rather interesting couple, one half of which UK viewers will recognise from The Office (Martin Freeman). There are also guest appearances by Ant and Dec, Denise Richards and Rowan Atkinson. The storylines are somewhat predictable and as a romantic comedy it's not hard to spot which couples are going to end up together, though there are some serious issues tackled as well (though these may end up on the cutting room floor). The film marks Richard Curtis' directorial debut and it's a feel-good romp around London in the style we've come to expect from Richard. If you were a fan of Notting Hill, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Sliding Doors, there's a good chance you'll like this film. Despite the predictable plot lines, this is an enjoyable film, with surprisingly good performances from Martine McCutcheon (better known as Tiffany in UK soap opera Eastenders) and Liam Neeson. The script is well written and delivered well. An overly slushy beginning may put off some viewers with it's reference to September 11th (a cheap point), and some people may be shocked at the level of nudity (though this will most likely be toned down in the final version). All in all it is a nice little, non-taxing comedy that will probably do well in the UK (though the lack of big US stars may make it difficult to sell in the States). Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson are, of course, outstanding and Hugh Grant not too annoying. Suspension of belief is only required in a couple of places (the British Prime Minister speaking out against the President at a press conference is a bit far-fetched, and you're left waiting for a punchline that never comes when Kris Marshall lands in Wisconsin looking for fine American booty), but, all-in-all, not bad. It should be interesting to see how the film is marketed and when it is released. With it's Christmas countdown storyline it's probably looking at a November/December release which will put it up against the Matrix Revolutions and Return of The King, so may turn out to be the girlie antidote to an action-packed couple of months (but don't rule out blubbing in ROTK).

Hmmm, a good smattering of details and idiotic conclusions. I vote: Real ;-D the novelist (Colin Firth), the boss of Fairtrade Coffee (Alan Rickman) Wonder if those are reversed. ;-D An overly slushy beginning may put off some viewers with it's reference to September 11th (a cheap point) Suspension of belief is only required in a couple of places (the British Prime Minister speaking out against the President at a press conference is a bit far-fetched v. Richard Curtis. and some people may be shocked at the level of nudity (though this will most likely be toned down in the final version). Especially for us prudish Americans. :-( Unless it's by Rowan Atkinson or Denise Richards, cut away. Thanks Mari!

More, specifically about Colin, from the guy who saw LA: All of the storylines get about the same screentime (which led to the long running of the film as it was). His storyline concerns finding his girlfriend/wife/lover being unfaithful with a friend of his, which prompts him to decamp to the south of France. Colin's character in a crime novelist, and he takes the opportunity to bash out another novel in his holiday villa. His next door neighbour finds him a cleaning lady, and whilst Colin can speak no French, this isn't a problem as she can't speak it either (she's Portuguese). Colin doesn't get any nudity - so don't worry about any of him getting cut out because of that. The story progresses as Colin works on his book and his new cleaner cleans around him, bringing him cups of tea and so forth. One day he is sitting outside by the lake when as the cleaner (Aurelia, I believe the character is called) replaces one cup of tea for another, a stack of papers blows off into the lake. Aurelia strips off and dives in after them, as does Colin. There is a brief exchange (subtitled) in Portuguese and English where they say pretty much the same thing, and afterwards they try to talk a little about the book. Eventually Colin returns to England for Christmas and we see shots of him learning Portuguese in language class and practising whilst doing his Christmas shopping. He arrives at his relatives house but stays about 2 seconds before getting on a plane back to France to ask Aurelia's father for his daughter's hand in marriage. He proposes in Portuguese (bad, subtitled Portuguese) and she responds in equally bad English.

which prompts him to decamp to the south of France. Colin's character in a crime novelist, and he takes the opportunity to bash out another novel in his holiday villa. His next door neighbour finds him a cleaning lady, and whilst Colin can speak no French, this isn't a problem as she can't speak it either (she's Portuguese). I wonder if he had a Saracen communicator to help out with that language barrier. ;-) Colin doesn't get any nudity - so don't worry about any of him getting cut out because of that. That seems to be the one thing we may never have to worry about anymore. ;-( The story progresses as Colin works on his book and his new cleaner [landscape architect ;-)] cleans [plants things] around him Did I miss the part where his name is Matthew? ;-)

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His storyline concerns finding his girlfriend/wife/lover being unfaithful with a friend of his We know he will be good in this film will because... he's a cornuto again!!!;-) Obrigado muito muito, Karen!

Colin doesn't get any nudity. Aurelia strips off and dives in after them, as does Colin. Did I miss something? Or will the lake scene mirror Darcy's pond scene? he takes the opportunity to bash out another novel in his holiday villa. (Dorine) Did I miss the part where his name is Matthew? ;-) LOL. It's Matthew in a parallel universe! Thanks for the test screening reviews and spoilers, Karen. This is going to be one fun year. ;-)

practising whilst doing his Christmas shopping. He arrives at his relatives house Wearing a reindeer jumper?;-) Great minds, K, I wrote to him too, but you got an answer.;-) (Moon)he's a cornuto again!!!;-) PFFT! His plotline seems a bit thin, i.e., mais que nada And I won't even mention Brazil 66 by name because the same people who didn't know Jethro Tull wouldn't know Sergio Mendes and then I'd have to get upset and depressed again.;-) ;-) (Dorine)The story progresses as Colin works on his book and his new cleaner [landscape architect ;-)] cleans [plants things] around him Did I miss the part where his name is Matthew? ;-) LOL, Dorine, and godferbid! If his cleaning lady turns out to have a colorfully-dressed family who interact with each other like the people on Jerry Springer . . . I'm outta here.;-)

(Mari) mais que nada And I won't even mention Brazil 66 Am humming here. One of my favs. Am going back to ask about Colin's performance, what he thought of it, etc. Anything else?? LOL, I immediately thought of Matthew too, but we know they didn't film in Grasse, so it won't be the same house. ;-D I had hopes with the dives in the lake bit, but he already says Colin doesn't take it off. :-(

Nevah mind. I've emailed him again to ask about Colin's performance, since he singled out a couple of others, and who plays his wife/girlfriend (is it Laura Linney?) and who does she cheat on him with?

(Dorine) I wonder if he had a Saracen communicator to help out with that language barrier. ;-) And what are we interpreting as a 'Saracen communicator' today? ;-D (Mari) PFFT! His plotline seems a bit thin, i.e., mais que nada And I won't even mention Brazil 66 by name because the same people who didn't know Jethro Tull wouldn't know Sergio Mendes and then I'd have to get upset and depressed again.;-) ;-) Hey now!! I know Sergio...I'm slow...but I do know some things! Just a bit rusty on the older, cooler stuff (you don't wanna know what my parents listen to...though I do know the words to "Folsom Prison Blues"....the entire album...) ;-D (Mari) LOL, Dorine, and godferbid! If his cleaning lady turns out to have a colorfully-dressed family who interact with each other like the people on Jerry Springer . . . I'm outta here.;-) Didn't we get word that her father kisses ODB on the lips? They sound colorful...but I think in a whole different way...

(Mari)I have to think his role in this is very small.:-( Glad to hear since your post that the screen times seem to be equal. I was surprised, given the other big names in the cast, that the music video I saw of it was mostly Colin. Just a quick shot of HG, no Liam. Most of the scenes Karen mentioned...the papers flying, the lake scene, arriving at relative's house were all in the video. Also in the video, was the kissing scene...sounds like it must be the girlfriend's father. Looked very much like a European type of family kiss. Probably after he asks for her hand in marriage. Colin did not jump in the lake but watches the girl strip off, very nice look on his face, and she dives in. Another scene had his "walk" he looked angry and walks away from someone, but we don't see who it is. Thanks for the LA inside info, Karen.

(Linda) the music video I saw of it was mostly Colin Video? Video??!! What are you talking of? What are you telling the Ladies Who Lunch? I must have my share in the conversation. :-) Another scene had his "walk" he looked angry and walks away from someone, but we don't see who it is. Wait. I've seen this film. They end up shagging on the carpet. ;-) Or was it the carriage? The cottage maybe. The shower? No, I'm pretty sure there was a carpet. It's just that, this reminds me of someone. I'll find it. I'll find it...;-)

(viewer at screening)though there are some serious issues tackled as well Fair trade coffee, perhaps? some people may be shocked at the level of nudity This gave me hope until I read Karen's subsequent post. :-( Hugh Grant not too annoying LOL Coming in at the 2 and a quarter hour mark, there are bound to be some cuts too. Nooo, please no. Cut Hugh, Cut Alan, but don't cut scenes with Colin! (Tress)Didn't we get word that her father kisses ODB on the lips? What? There's a scene at the Tonys?

(Sonia)Video? Video??!! What are you talking of? During WAGW, and other films out in April, a particular theater had a twenty minute news/TV/film feature. There was a LA music video/preview. No words, just several scenes from the film set to All You Need is Love. Colin's scenes seemed to be the frontrunners of the video more so than any others appearing in the film. BTW, he looked AFG...not in a Vermeer sort of way, but in a Colin AFG way.

(Linda) BTW, he looked AFG...not in a Vermeer sort of way, but in a Colin AFG way. Yes, yes, yes! Colin's scenes seemed to be the frontrunners of the video more so than any others appearing in the film. Works for me!

(Mari) PFFT! His plotline seems a bit thin, i.e., mais que nada And I won't even mention Brazil 66 by name because the same people who didn't know Jethro Tull wouldn't know Sergio Mendes and then I'd have to get upset and depressed again.;-) ;-) (Tress) Hey now!! I know Sergio...I'm slow...but I do know some things! Just a bit rusty on the older, cooler stuff (you don't wanna know what my parents listen to...though I do know the words to "Folsom Prison Blues"....the entire album...) ;-D Hey, I know Sergio Mendes, too...Even though my parents don't have any clue of who he is, I know! But don't ask me to give you any name of his songs...;-P

This just posted on my Australian Firth newsgroup: The Melbourne Herald Sun, Thursday June 12 reported .... Hunks here, by George The dashing leading men of the movies are headed Down Under to promote thie new releases (first they talk about George Cloony then) ... As if that wasn't enough Mr Darcy himself, Colin Firth is a hot tip for a Christmas visit to flog his new film Love Actually. The directorial debut from Richard (Four Weddings and a Funeral) Curtis is an ensemble comedy about a bunch of intertwining love stories in London ... Am going off to light candles... if you don't hear from me within a week, please notify the local fire brigade...

Since shooting for TDW is said to start early 2004 in the southern hemisphere, maybe there's something to that "hot tip". I'll cross fingers and toes for you, Jane.

A little bit of follow-up from the test screening: "Colin was good, as ever, but not spectacular in my opinion (he was much better in Bridget Jones). I'm afraid I don't know who played Colin's wife/girlfriend, I'm guessing it's who he's pictured with in the wedding photos on your site, but we don't actually see her on screen for long enough to make the connection, sorry." [Ed note: Since the one in the picture is Laura Linney, then I doubt she's the wife/girlfriend as she's should have a more substantial part.]

Colin Firth is a hot tip for a Christmas visit to flog his new film Love Actually. Not that I *want* to rain on your parade, Jane, but Colin had better be putting his face before the US media/Hollywood establishment at that time of year, promoting GWAPE. With them, it's out of sight, out of mind. If he disappears into the Southern Hemisphere while "best of" lists are being cranked out by the critics and names are being penciled in for award balloting, then, then, well, I don't know or care to say. :-(

From MaryA, you will find a link on this interview with Colin to the audio file. Quite good and more complete than the partial transcript. Seems the "ocean liner" has turned into a "juggernaut." ;-D http://www.reddragonfm.co.uk/webClient?guid=54772 Thanks also to JennieT

This morning's Sydney Morning Herald online has a small article about RZ (mostly promoting DWL) - but apparently she was asked who, of her recent co-stars, was the best kisser... and she picked EM :-/ (though, to be fair, it seemed as though she was doing so in an attempt to promote the film...) http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/06/16/1055615728771.html

Big thanks to MaryA, JennieT and Karen for the audio link. Glad to hear the interview. Interesting to see what gets left off the page. Love that voice. (Interviewer) "You seem to do a lot of roles where you're attracted to women" ?!? LOL. Was the interviewer BJ? I think I missed that passage in TEOR. ;-) Btw, I must live on Cloud Cuckooland, is HG really considered a big name actress? (RZ) "I have to say Ewan because he's in this new film and I remember him best. But they're all good kissers. You can't compare." Very pc, Renee. Please remember CF when promoting TEOR.:-) Thanks for the article, Jane.

Arghh!! Having problems with the link to the audio file. Keep getting message 'Page cannot be displayed'. Help!!

(Karen)Seems the "ocean liner" has turned into a "juggernaut." ;-D Did I actually hear him say he has to do more drama? *Cautiously extinguishing a few candles*;-) Thanks, Jennie, Mary and Karen. "You seem to do a lot of roles where you're attracted to women" ?!? Didn't he jokingly refer back to this question at a subsequent interview? In the new issue of Premiere mag, there's a funny riff on WAGW and Lizzie McGuire by the one and only Libby Gelman-Waxner who, if you're not familiar, is really a man whose name escapes me at the moment and who writes satires on Hollywood films. Here's a sample; "Libby" is chatting about the 2 movies with her tween daughter, "Jennifer": Libby: "But what's the difference between watching these girls on their TV shows and seeing them in a movie" I asked. Do they take on greater acting challenges and play fuller, richer, more conflicted characters?" Jennifer: "Well, of course, I mean, it's a movie, so the characters have at least 15 or more outfits, including purses, so it's only like a totally different medium. And like in What A Girl Wants, Amanda Bynes goes to England to find her cute dad, and then she tries on some cute '60s mini-outfits and teaches all these stuffy English people how to dance and then the whole country falls in love with her, including this cute English guy, so it's like I don't think that would happen if Meryl Streep tried on all different pairs of cute sunglasses. And in Lizzie Maguire, Hilary Duff goes to Rome where this ultra-cute Italian pop star falls in love with her, and she's also the exact look-alike of the pop star's ex-singing partner, and then the whole country falls in love with her, and it's not like a TV show because TV shows never have whole countries. I mean, don't you know anything? Libby: "So what you're saying is, we could have avoided a lot of bloodshed if America had just sent Amanda and Hilary to Iraq?" Jennifer: "Totally. Because everyone in Iraq would have fallen in love with them and said, 'Okay, here are all of our chemical weapons.'"

(Mari) Jennifer: "Totally. Because everyone in Iraq would have fallen in love with them and said, 'Okay, here are all of our chemical weapons.'" ROFLOL Out of the mouth of babes (and I don't mean the diaper-clad type!)

(Mari)Did I actually hear him say he has to do more drama Yep, I heard it too. Don't extinguish too many candles...he may just be varying the answers:-) Love the remark about HG...she's not as off the wall as the character she played. LOL Loved the way he said "mafioso" sounded like the way he said "pasta" in DQ. Thank you Karen, Maria, and Jennie.

Why are all those UK interviewers hung up on the "Hollywood " deal? Just so they can diss him if he did come over and hit it big? Interesting LA storyline revolving around 9/11...an exploration of different kinds of love. Sounds like Richard Curtis is getting pretty philosophical. Comedy? OK, if you say so. He sorta lost me there, though. Thanks Jennie & Mary for finding this interview and sharing it with us.

(Evelyn)Why are all those UK interviewers hung up on the "Hollywood " deal? Just so they can diss him if he did come over and hit it big? You said it! Have we seen any WAGW reviews from there yet? Will they beat themselves up to beat the axe handle (or whatever)remarks? In the words of Paul the younger..."Pathetic!" Interesting LA storyline revolving around 9/11...an exploration of different kinds of love. Sounds like Richard Curtis is getting pretty philosophical. Comedy? OK, if you say so. He sorta lost me there, though. Ok, here I am being defensive again but, I think he was saying that it was in fact very "simple" and that folks just thought about who they loved in the end. That's the only connection that came to their minds and I'm sap enough to be touched by this and find it affirming and of course, love can be funny.

(Mari) Did I actually hear him say he has to do more drama? *Cautiously extinguishing a few candles*;-) (CF) I really needed to get into drama. Methinks, he's sick of the abuse we give him or Shirley's listening to us and passing it on. ;-D (Beedee) Have we seen any WAGW reviews from there yet? Essentially too early, though there will be some in the "August" magazines, which come out in July. I found it interesting that he referred to WAGW and LA (though not by name) as his foray into more commercial work.

(Linda)Don't extinguish too many candles...he may just be varying the answers:-) Honey, it's an eternal flame, believe me.;-) (BeeDee)I think he was saying that it was in fact very "simple" and that folks just thought about who they loved in the end. Yes, that is the point he's making, but honestly, it seems like such a restatement of the obvious, no? That people would think of loved ones as they face death. Of course. Anyway, here's another LA test audience reviewer: I was lucky enough to see this as a work in progress recently, and I have to say that although romantic comedies aren't generally my type of film, I very much enjoyed what I saw. As far as I can remember, the film follows nine different storylines which interleave with one another starting from about a month before Christmas (I have a feeling there's a tenth plot I've forgotten): 1) Hugh Grant as the British PM 2) A newlywedded couple (Keira Knightly) and the groom's best friend 3) A married couple with children (Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman) 4) A jilted writer (Colin Firth) 5) A step-father trying to help his lovesick son (Liam Neeson) 6) Two body doubles 'working' together on a film set (Martin Freeman) 7) An over-the-hill rock star desparately trying to promote his cover of "Love is all around" for the UK Christmas number 1 slot with the help of his manager (Bill Nighy) 8) A sexually starved twenty-something travelling to Wisconsin in the hope of some loving from American girls (Kris Marshall) 9) Two co-workers and the problems they face to establish a relationship Richard Curtis has done very well with the script; he's managed to equal, and in some cases, better the comedy of his earlier films (the initial scene between Hugh Grant and Martine McCutcheon has echoes of the intro of Four Weddings), and at the same time create quite involving storylines. Any one of those strands could in theory have been made into a film within its own right, and I was afraid that the sheer number of storylines might detract from the overall quality, but all in all they work wery well together. The cast is also quite special, all the main actors and the cameo appearances (Rowan Atkinson, Elisha Cuthbert, a certain famous supermodel, and a brilliant Ant and Dec [British TV presensters] scene spring to mind) do their job very well, I can think of few films with quite so many familiar faces, fewer still where there are virtually no weak spots in terms of acting. My personal favourite performances were those of Liam Neeson as the recently bereaved stepfather, Emma Thompson, Bill Nighy, and Kris Marshall (who recently won a BAFTA Comedy award for his role in the British sitcom "My Family" if I'm not mistaken) There's still presumably a bit of editing to do; I wasn't a big fan of the body doubles plot, as it felt the least connected to the rest of the story; and I have a feeling that one of Hugh Grant's speeches made to the US president (Billy Bob Thornton) will be cut short, for fear of offending US audiences, but we shall see. But overall this was a most enjoyable film, up there with the very best of the modern romantic comedies. At the moment "Love Actually" is scheduled for release in November, putting it up against the third LOTR and Matrix films. Provided no major changes are made between now and the final release, anyone who feels like a break from the action provided by those two films would be well advised to give this a go - highly recommended.

"...US president (Billy Bob Thornton)" ROTF....Cool. Thanks Mari. All ten vignettes in 90 minutes? Blink and he'll be gone.

Thanks Mary, Jennie and Karen for the great interview. Just love listening to his voice. Thanks again.

Thanks for the link ladies. And thanks, too, to Karen and Linda for their help. Very informal interview; sometimes I struggled to catch what he was saying - perhaps I'm just too used to his 'acting' voice!

(Janet)Very informal interview; sometimes I struggled to catch what he was saying - perhaps I'm just too used to his 'acting' voice! I found it a bit hard too, but thought it was due to bad quality of the "recording" and the fact, that I couldn't crank up the volume if I didn't want to get "caught in the act" (this obsession is still a big secret, you know ;-)). Thank you Mary, Jennie and Karen!

I love Colin's real life, conversational voice--better than his onscreen one, frankly, which sometimes sounds a bit too theatrical, IMO. Anyway, here's the first UK review for WAGW, from Shadows On The Wall, and it's not bad! What a Girl Wants R E V I E W B Y R I C H C L I N E There's a hint of serious subtext running beneath the surface that just about makes this ludicrous comedy bearable. Otherwise, it's contrived and over-sweetened but still adequately entertaining. Daphne (Bynes) is a sparky 17-year-old New Yorker who has never met her English father, the legendary Lord Dashwood (Firth). Her mother (Preston) has been her whole family, and she finally decides it's time to meet Dad. So off to England she runs, where she turns her father's well-ordered life upside down, threatening his devious fiancee (Chancellor), whose own father (Pryce) is a political manipulator with big plans for Dashwood. There are other wrinkles involving Dashwood's knowing-but-eccentric mum (Atkins), the spiteful potential stepsister (Cole) and a cute-but-scruffy musician (James). The entire plot is apparent within about five minutes of the opening credits, so the only fun to have is in the way they get there. Alas, the plot itself isn't remotely original, relying on terribly British cliches (London Calling on the soundtrack, again?) and corny situations where even a tiny bit of creativity and intelligence would have made it so much better. Fortunately, the performances are good, and Firth is especially solid as a man confronted with his past in a rather shocking way. His scenes with Bynes are excellent, and give the film a real heart, as do Bynes' scenes with Preston, who adds some weight to the normally throwaway wacky-mom role. But essentially what we have here is another cute romantic fantasy aimed at 13-year-old girls and no one else (see also the much-worse The Princess Diaries). And on that level it's a triumph.

(see also the much-worse The Princess Diaries). And on that level it's a triumph. WOW! much worse Princess Diaries??? There is hope for WAGW, then, in the UK. Holding my breath, though. The reviews just after the Bradford were hopeful, as well. Thanks, Mari. At least we start off on a semi-positive note.

Hi everyone sorry not to be around so much but work has been very crazy and more hectic than ever so it's not easy to find a spare moment. As it is I writing this standing up, getting ready to run out to a function. Anyway, here goes..The Edge of Reason will not start filming in July as has been reported. Right now it's shoot schedule is TBD. Anything else you read is hearsay at the moment. The studio will not allow me to release final cast information as the script is still in revision. LA... a couple of weeks ago when some folks from Working Title were here I got to screen a rough cut and let me tell you...I really really liked this film a lot. You will love Colin in this. Right now they are working on some music clearances. The main criteria in determining marketing dollars is whether the film falls into one of two perceived categories...Box Office hit or Oscar consideration. The studio is giving it a moderate promotional budget and it should do well. Of course the main focus will be Hugh Grant but we're putting together a PR wishlist for Colin so I am hoping he'll go for it. Take care

(Linda)WOW! much worse Princess Diaries??? There is hope for WAGW, then, in the UK. Holding my breath, though. The reviews just after the Bradford were hopeful, as well. I think there might have been a collective breath holding thing going on there! A bit less carbon dioxide in the air for the time it took us to read that! Thanks Mari, I go with that since there wasn't a hatchet in sight. "His scenes with Bynes are excellent, and give the film a real heart" is as good as he got, here so this is a good start and I'll go with that and gird my loins, so to speak, for the rest. (Hola)but we're putting together a PR wishlist for Colin so I am hoping he'll go for it. Thanks so much for this info l o l a Lola! You are always a balm for our tortured souls! We'll light candles so he'll go for it too. Why wouldn't he go for it? It must not be 8 hour balm;-)

(Lola) The Edge of Reason will not start filming in July as has been reported. Right now it's shoot schedule is TBD. Anything else you read is hearsay at the moment. Ah! So Renee may have a bit more time to pack on the pounds and ODB will be a daddy again before the cameras roll! (Lola) but we're putting together a PR wishlist for Colin so I am hoping he'll go for it. I hope that there is a Portland stop on the PR wishlist? Surely! We are such a huge metropolis and ODB needs to come push his product here!! ;-) Thanks for the update Lola! Always good to hear from you!!

Lola, the imdb is reporting a February start for TEOR--fact or fiction? Of course, they're also reporting the 20 donuts a day crap, so . . .

(Mari)Lola, the imdb is reporting a February start for TEOR--fact or fiction? I'm hoping fiction as TDW info said early 2004...Here we go. Hello Magazine also had an article on the 20 donuts...didn't see any reason to post it. Thank you, Lola...New Jersey...that'll do him. New Jersey longs to be on a wish list.

(Sonia)Big thanks to MaryA, JennieT and Karen for the audio link. Glad to hear the interview. Interesting to see what gets left off the page. Love that voice. I suppose that bit of news has already been talked about and I am horribly belated in my comments, but I just wanted to add my thanks! It's great-- very amusing and informative. "You seem to do a lot of roles where you're attracted to women" ?!? LOL!!!

(Mari) here's the first UK review for WAGW, from Shadows On The Wall, and it's not bad! Thanks! Essentially, he and I are in agreement in its praiseworthy aspects and its shortcomings. No mention of the leather pants though. ;-D (Hola) The studio will not allow me to release final cast information as the script is still in revision. And this is a deterrant, how??? ;-D The studio is giving it a moderate promotional budget So does that mean it is neither a "box office hit" or viable as "Oscar consideration"? Thanks, Hola, for the updates on all the projects. (Mari) the imdb is reporting a February start for TEOR--fact or fiction? Shouldn't he be down in South Africa then?? (Tress) I hope that there is a Portland stop on the PR wishlist? (Linda) New Jersey longs to be on a wish list. I think you all know she's really referring to broadcast appearances and print media, don't you?

(Tress) I hope that there is a Portland stop on the PR wishlist? (Linda) New Jersey longs to be on a wish list. (Karen)I think you all know she's really referring to broadcast appearances and print media, don't you? Shhhh! Karen, work with us here..some of us need these little fantasies to get through the day! I for one fully expect to see him in my podunk neck of the woods to promote this!! ;-))

VARIETY (Los Angeles) June 18, 2053 The long, long long awaited sequel to hit comedy Bridget Jones's Diary will finally go before the cameras in February, sources close to the production said today. The new film, entitled "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Renal Failure" (TEORF) will reunite the trio of Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, and Hugh Grant, and will pick up where the original left off some 50 years ago. Ms. Zellweger will get in shape for the role by downing 20 stool softeners per day. "She'll be all ready to go," the source said. After years of yo-yo dieting due to repeated false starts while producers worked to finalize the script (including a period in the 2020s when she literally disappeared altogether), Ms. Z's bulimia-ravaged esophagus is prepared to once again face down the tabloid press and re-learn the British accent. Using recent advances in voice-box technology, she will be programmed to sound like Princess Margaret. Mr. Grant, having lived a Divine life of excess and dissipation, nevertheless redeemed himself somewhat when he recently posed for a series of public service announcements touting safe sex: "This is your wedding tackle. Now, this is your wedding tackle with gonorrhea." Mr. Firth, reached by phone for comment at his Umbrian retreat, said, "Huh? HUH? SPEAK UP!" Family spokesperson Luca Firth added, "Papa has his good days and his bad. He enjoys sitting in the lemon groves; sometimes, he'll peel one and put the rind over his dentures and chase the grandkids around." Luca adds that his father still doubts his appeal to women. "He feels his fan base is mostly grannies and maiden aunts--you know, the younger set." Mr. Firth put his promising career on hold years ago to accommodate possible TEORF shooting schedules. He was, however, able to find a niche in the Wooly Mammoth series of films when it was noticed that the hair on his head kept mysteriously migrating to other parts of his body. When asked how he'd prepare for TEORF, he exclaimed, "Huh? Wot the fu . .?! Umm . . . I like you. Just as you were!"

(Karen)I think you all know she's really referring to broadcast appearances and print media, don't you? LOL....I'll do broadcast! "Tress....Tress....can you hear me? Tress are you there?" ;-D (Maria) Shhhh! Karen, work with us here..some of us need these little fantasies to get through the day! Damn! And I really thought he'd come here for the crab cakes! Need to get back to work and stop dreaming about giving Mr. Firth extensive Portland tour!! ;-)

Mari!!!OMG!! LMAO!!! I can only hope you are not psychic in this matter!!

VARIETY (Los Angeles) June 18, 2053 ROTFLMAO! Too funny Mari!!! Luca adds that his father still doubts his appeal to women. "He feels his fan base is mostly grannies and maiden aunts--you know, the younger set." Oh! Look! We're still around in 2053 (Karen is probably saying "heaven help me" right now)! Thanks Mari....v. v. funny!!

(Ms Variety), The new film, entitled "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Renal Failure" (TEORF) will reunite the trio of Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, and Hugh Grant, and will pick up where the original left off some 50 years ago. ROTFLOL!!! Mari you get a big kiss from me. You should really send it to Variety, it is briliant! And a keeper. (Hola) The studio will not allow me to release final cast information as the script is still in revision. (Karen), And this is a deterrant, how??? ;-D Go ahead and tease us all you want Lola. But can't you just tell us if the Rebecca plot line is in? Grazie!

ROTFLMAO!! Mari, that was brilliant, a real hoot! Mr. Firth, reached by phone for comment at his Umbrian retreat, said, "Huh? HUH? SPEAK UP!" Shouldn't he have said, "Wot? Wot?" or has his memory gone too? ;-D "He feels his fan base is mostly grannies and maiden aunts--you know, the younger set." Some things never change, though his original fans are now six feet under. Divine, divine! ;-D

Hmmm, maybe I should post it on firth.com's page. Wonder how many emails that would generate. ;-D

Luca adds that his father still doubts his appeal to women. "He feels his fan base is mostly grannies and maiden aunts--you know, the younger set." Ding Dong!

Mr. Firth, reached by phone for comment at his Umbrian retreat, said, "Huh? HUH? SPEAK UP!" (Karen), Shouldn't he have said, "Wot? Wot?" or has his memory gone too? ;-D But Mari would think Wot too theatrical. ;-) Do put in cf.com Karen.

(Maria)I for one fully expect to see him in my podunk neck of the woods to promote this!! ;-)) (Mari) The new film, entitled "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Renal Failure" (TEORF) LOLOLOL......Ouch! Oh bugger, fell off my chair again!! This is too much, I'm moving this computer to my yoga mat on the floor:-)))

(Karen)Hmmm, maybe I should post it on firth.com's page. Wonder how many emails that would generate. ;-D Oh do!! I'll want to read it again!

Mari: One of your best! Here I am searching in the "article" for news of what Renee might do after this, and I get to the "stool softener!!!!" A hoot!

Mari, ROTFLMAO! That was so funny I can hardly type! Thanks for making my day. I agree, Karen, please put it up at Firth.com. Thanks, Lola, for your updates.

(HolaLola) The Edge of Reason will not start filming in July as has been reported. Right now it's shoot schedule is TBD. I heard/read somewhere RZ starts shooting a Ron Howard movie this November. TDW should start early 2004. Don't know what HG and the rest are up to. It'll be interesting to see when TEOR will fit in. Will patiently wait to hear from you Lola. The studio will not allow me to release final cast information as the script is still in revision. Hope Mum, Dad and the urban family make the cut and that the script improves the Gary the builder plot. (Mari) TEORF ROTFLMAO! Absolutely brilliant article. Bravo! (HolaLola) LA(...)I got to screen a rough cut and let me tell you...I really really liked this film a lot. You will love Colin in this. Yes, yes, yes! Hope we won't be the only ones, and it will open more doors for him. Thanks for all the info, Lola.

Oooh oooh oooh, I'll surely get fired for this but I just heard that the decision for Miramax to handle domestic distribution and Universal to handle worldwide is NOT final. I'm talking about The Edge of Reason. Seems the legal eagles are still hammering this out. This could make things very interesting. Will keep you posted! Take care

(Lola) I'll surely get fired for this..... OOOOhhhhhhh don't you dare get fired! You're our 'woman on the inside'. But we appreciate the tidbits. Interesting news! Thanks Lola!!

(Karen)Wonder how many emails that would generate. ;-D As if you need more Firth fan mail, Boss! Sure, you people don't care if I get sued for libel . . .;-) (Sonia)I heard/read somewhere RZ starts shooting a Ron Howard movie this November AHA! Was it Cinderella Man with Russell Crowe (to your question, Murph)? Maybe the TEORF script will be finalized at about the same time RZ's November film wraps.;-) Lola, don't worry, honey, I know a top barrister who might be coaxed out of retirement to defend you (assuming employment law doesn't change in the coming 50 years.;-) ;-)

(Los Angeles) June 18, 2053 The long, long long awaited sequel to hit comedy Bridget Jones's Diary will finally go before the cameras in February, sources close to the production said today. I found myself doing the math and wondering if I could hold on until the release date, since I would be 106 at the very least. Ms. Zellweger will get in shape for the role by downing 20 stool softeners per day. "She'll be all ready to go," the source said. "This is your wedding tackle. Now, this is your wedding tackle with gonorrhea." Excellently done, Mari! LOL from start to finish! Bravo!

Mari, I don't know why you didn't post the picture of Renee that accompanied the article:

LOL, Karen! Lola), Oooh oooh oooh, I'll surely get fired for this but I just heard that the decision for Miramax to handle domestic distribution and Universal to handle worldwide is NOT final. I'm talking about The Edge of Reason. Believe it or not Lola, the distribution deal is the last thing we care about. Next time give us something really worth getting fired for, like is the Rebecca plot line included and some of the "rumored" cast. ;-D

(Sonia)that the script improves the Gary the builder plot. I could do without any of the Gary the builder plot and more of the towel in the kitchen plot! (Karen)Mari, I don't know why you didn't post the picture of Renee that accompanied the article: LOL Karen, this goes up on f.com too?

Scary, what you can find on the web...Sorry, er, lemons out of season...

(Moon) Do put in cf.com Karen. Ditto, boss. The responses would be worth it. (Moon)Next time give us something really worth getting fired for, like is the Rebecca plot line included and some of the "rumored" cast. ;-D *That's* something worth getting fired up about? but I just heard that the decision for Miramax to handle domestic distribution and Universal to handle worldwide is NOT final. LOL...maybe Harve is just as tired of the yo-yo routine as I am. You are noble, Lola to keep inquiring. This is almost as bad as all the months/yrs we were kept in suspense to see if Colin was going to play Mark....remember?? We lobbied HF and Nick.

OMG Mari, that was too funny! I wish you could have seen my double-take once I got to the revised name. I like you. Just as you were!" Perfect! And then Lola's news...maybe Maria's right and you ARE psychic! Thanks for the laugh!

(Moon) the distribution deal is the last thing we care about. Next time give us something really worth getting fired for Yes, Lola, like have they decided to go with the bath towel, hand towel or tea towel, or will his and hers plasters be part of the wardrobe. ;-)

First, thank you Lola for the news. Please, don't get fired, we need you!! (Los Angeles) June 18, 2053 FOMCLOL, Mari. Really v.v.g. I agree with the others, Karen. Do put it on Firth.com along with the lovely photos. (Sonia)that the script improves the Gary the builder plot. (Beedee)I could do without any of the Gary the builder plot and more of the towel in the kitchen plot! I have to agree with you, Beedee. Towel over Gary any day ;-) Wonderful comments, ladies. Thank you!

(Maria)One of your best! Here I am searching in the "article" for news of what Renee might do after this, and I get to the "stool softener!!!!" A hoot LOL, Mari. I did the same thing. I was thinking finally, a Variety report...then I saw stool softner, as well. My brain went in all sorts of directions, then I went back and read the date. You bugger, you. Priceless!! (Karen)I think you all know she's really referring to broadcast appearances and print media, don't you? Yeah, yeah...I was actually dreaming about my wish list for Colin. Lola, thanks, again. No, no, no don't get fired. (Mari)Sure, you people don't care if I get sued for libel . . .;-) Don't worry, Mari...we'll all chip in and help both you and Lola.

(Moon) we care about Remember, Moon, there is no we here. ;-D Great pic, Maria! It is amazing what you can find. Pic kind of reminds me of Colin's GQ shoot in Umbria.

I heard/read somewhere RZ starts shooting a Ron Howard movie this November. TDW should start early 2004. Don't know what HG and the rest are up to. It'll be interesting to see when TEOR will fit in. Will patiently wait to hear from you Lola. *************** The Ron Howard film is Cinderella Man (The story of Jim Braddock, heavyweight champ in the 30s), and it starts filming in January/February 2004 in Toronto. There is pre-production work starting in November. There has been no confirmation, only rumors, that Renee is in Cinderella Man with Russell.

(Moon) Do put in cf.com Karen. (Evelyn) Ditto, boss. The responses would be worth it. So so funny! And it looks so "official" next to the other news on the BJD page! Will we here if you receive any responses Karen?

"He enjoys sitting in the lemon groves; sometimes, he'll peel one and put the rind over his dentures and chase the grandkids around." What a guy!!! (CeeJ)And it looks so "official" next to the other news on the BJD page! You're famous, Mari....your v. own fan fic;-)))

(Karen)I don't know why you didn't post the picture of Renee that accompanied the article: (Maria)Scary, what you can find on the web...Sorry, er, lemons out of season... LMAO, ladies! *Perfect* Was searching without success for the Vito Corleone in the orange grove with the grandkid pic from Godfather, but yours comes awfully close, Maria!:-) Glad to see he's donned a sun hat; those liver spots are murder.;-) Now we need to find the third member of the trio . . . (Evelyn)You are noble, Lola to keep inquiring. Yes, she is. I'll bet lots of films have the same type of stops and starts, but we're just so sware of this one. Hang tough on those distribution rights, Lola--you guys are so much better at it than M.

(Karen), Remember, Moon, there is no we here. ;-D That's right it's only me, moi, io, yo. Oui, oui! ;-)

Karen), Remember, Moon, there is no we here. ;-D (Moon Dream)That's right it's only me, moi, io, yo. Oui, oui! ;-) Ah, another ex(or current) choral member Or ODB bay bee bo boo! Sorry, the vino speaks!

(Beedee)I could do without any of the Gary the builder plot. Was trying to be diplomatic. Gary plot rates as high (or low) as Julio's time share scheme. :-|

(Beedee)I could do without any of the Gary the builder plot. (Sonia) Was trying to be diplomatic. Gary plot rates as high (or low) as Julio's time share scheme. :-| Good point! (huge sigh of relief--forgot precedence for discarding inconvenient parts of the book) All that is really required is one rescue per plot. We can have the bullet rescue or the Thai rescue (which is not to discount totally unconnected, yet-to-be-determined ultimate rescue!)

(Barb) which is not to discount totally unconnected, yet-to-be-determined ultimate rescue!) Are we talking Agani-Heeney type rescue, or searching through the seedy streets of London rescue or fighting off Canadian drug smugglers rescue? ;-)

(Barb)All that is really required is one rescue per plot. We can have the bullet rescue or the Thai rescue (which is not to discount totally unconnected, yet-to-be-determined ultimate rescue!) I opt for the bullet rescue because that utimately led to the kitchen scene, but I also liked the scene where Mark copied the IF poem just before Bridget left for Thailand. It's a hard one to call.

(Linda)but I also liked the scene where Mark copied the IF poem just before Bridget left for Thailand. It's a hard one to call. Oh yes, the Persuasion clandistine note...love that. (Sonia)Are we talking Agani-Heeney type rescue.. LOL, and what a rescue it was!

(Sonia) Agani-Heeney type rescue Ah, as created rescues went, that was a good one. MD in pin-stripes and our girl looking competent for world-at-large, what more could you want?

(Beedee) what a rescue it was! (Barb) MD in pin-stripes and our girl looking competent for world-at-large "Look. I have a plan." The look, the delivery, the sexy on camera voice and the lip thing. Yep, as created rescues went, that was a good one

This site owns the "world representation" of The Dead Wait. Perhaps worth bookmarking for future news. http://www.beyond.com.au/news/141.html

Thanks, Annette, it looks like this company is in charge of sales.

Announcement to the trades today: Tommy Flanagan ("Gladiator") has joined the cast of the U.K. production "Trauma" for director Marc Evans. Flanagan will play the owner of a painting business that Colin Firth's character comes to work for. The actor, repped by Untitled Entertainment, next appears in Columbia Pictures' "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle."

Flanagan will play the owner of a painting business that Colin Firth's character comes to work for. As in house painting? Or gallery paintings? Thank you, Annette you are finding treasures lately.

Mari and Karen, LOL so very funny but unfortunately too true. If they don't get this filmed soon, IMO they all will look too old and instead of being funny, it'll be pathetic. Thanks for the news Lola. As usual most welcome and reassuring. Thanks for all the news ladies.

(Moon) As in house painting? Or gallery paintings? LOL...based on the outfit I have seen, my guess is house painting! Unless, of course, he is unpacking stuff in the back room of a gallery. ;-)

The latest on TEOR from Variety (courtesy of comingsoon.net): Bridget Jones 2 Gets Director - http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=327 On another colin-related topic, I have been trying (unsuccessfully) to start up a colin firth meetup group on meetup.com - would appreciate it if any and all interested parties could go here and request a "firth.meetup.com" url so that fans can form local groups worldwide. I think this site could really help stir interest in Colin and give his career a boost... (just mho, of course). It would also make it easier to arrange local group events without cluttering up Karen's lovely threads with items which are of interest only to a local few... :-)

(TressLOL...based on the outfit I have seen, my guess is house painting! ...another artist? GWAPE, HS, T? Wonder if he needs any colors mixed, ground, etc.

(Linda) ...another artist? GWAPE, HS, T? Wonder if he needs any colors mixed, ground, etc. LOL...And I've got a canvas he can work on....it's nice and pale...er...I mean white...with very little in the way of previous markings! ;-)

A mention of Trauma in Screendaily's write-up about My Little Eye: My Little Eye opens in crowded markets Robert Mitchell in London 19 June 2003 UIP launched horror title My Little Eye into four European territories last weekend to varying success amongst crowded markets. The Spanish launch saw $250,843 (Euros 212,715) for sixth position from 140 screens � an average of just $1,792. The release put Marc Evans� film up against bigger budget Hollywood releases including Filmax�s Bulletproof Monk, Columbia�s I Spy and UIP stablemate How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. The film suffered similar problems in Denmark where it opened ninth with $18,756 (DKR 118,032) from 12 screens. The Netherlands performed better taking $75,350 from just 25 screens for sixth position and an average of $3,014, while Belgium landed $36,833 from 17 screens. Italy � where the horror genre frequently performs well � has proven the most lucrative market for UIP which opened the film to $421,627 from 114 screens on May 9 where it has grossed $975,652 to date. Other key territories include Mexico ($380,254) and Brazil ($158,121) which opened My Little Eye on May 30. UIP has recorded $2.1m from the title in 11 territories so far with Greece receiving the film this Friday (June 20) and upcoming major territories including Korea (Aug 15) and Australia (Sept 4). My Little Eye proved a big hit last year in the UK where it opened with $1.4m (�840,633) from 255 sites on Oct 4 for Momentum Pictures before going on to take $4.5m (�2.7m). Its home entertainment release is also going strong with 44,000 units sold since April 21. The two-disc special edition DVD (r.r.p. �19.99) accounts for 79% of sales, leaving video (r.r.p.. �9.99) with 21%. Evans is currently in London completely principal photography on his latest horror title, Trauma, starring Colin Firth and Mena Suvari. Myriad Pictures is handling sales and has pre-sold several, as yet unnamed, territories.

Variety 6/20: After years of film companies competing to get a Janis Joplin bio to the bigscreen, Paramount Pictures and Lakeshore are aiming an early 2004 start for "Piece of My Heart," with Renee Zellweger to star.... (You need a subscription to read more)

(Mary Murphy)Paramount Pictures and Lakeshore are aiming an early 2004 start for "Piece of My Heart," with Renee Zellweger to star.... (You need a subscription to read more) If this goes ahead, she'll not be shedding the pounds after BJD, as previously reported. I don't remember JJ being very slim. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sorry, Karen, we're posting in wrong topic.

we're posting in wrong topic. Give the lady a gold star. ;-D

Ouch!!

FYI, in the US, a gold star is v.g. Equivalent to getting an A on an exam. Receiving one shouldn't hurt. :)

JULY 27, 2003--Event: The London premiere of "What a Girl Wants". Amanda Bynes returns to London to attend the British premiere of the film. (Thanks to Robert at the AB fansite.) Looks like WAGW has finally left the theaters here; three months in release, a little over $36 million in box office, putting it #28 on the top 150 list for 2003 so far. Pretty good, I think. Also, having now seen Hope Springs, I must say that WAGW is the better film, IMO.

Thanks Mari. Did we read somewhere that he was not planning on any appearances for this? Also, having now seen Hope Springs, I must say that WAGW is the better film, IMO. Was it the full size or the small?

(Mari)Looks like WAGW has finally left the theaters here; "Not in my backyard";-)...still playing in two cinemas here:-))) (Mari) Also, having now seen Hope Springs, I must say that WAGW is the better film, IMO. Ditto. So take that Mark Herman!

Will have to keep this in mind when watching to see if he registers all these emotions on his face: "Ben stares at it and at her, bewildered, appalled, lost." But I feel a big EOWW coming on for this: "Ben becomes aware of an ant on his cheek. He flicks it quickly away, he hopes unnoticed."

(Mari)Looks like WAGW has finally left the theaters here; (Evelyn)"Not in my backyard";-)...still playing in two cinemas here:-))) It's still playing at 2 theatres in VA Beach too. Probably because it's been raining here practically every weekend since April and those poor tourists don't know what else to do ;-). (BeeDee)Was it the full size or the small? *snort*... had to go back and read this a leeeettle slower;-)

(Karen) Will have to keep this in mind when watching to see if he registers all these emotions on his face Which will require multiple viewing until the DVD becomes available. Oh the trauma of it all! ;-) "Ben becomes aware of an ant on his cheek." Don't look now Ben. Previous reports indicate there are more to come. If they get in your pants and you wanna dance, do WAGW and get up off that thang...

(Bee Dee)Was it the full size or the small? Are you asking how big my monitor is?;-) Not one of CF's best efforts, IMO, but it still didn't deserve the critical drubbing it received. Better than a number of "comedies" out there. Will put any spoilers on the spoilers topic (if anyone is still interested in discussing). (Evelyn)"Not in my backyard";-)...still playing in two cinemas here:-))) (Ada)It's still playing at 2 theatres in VA Beach too. Sorry, sorry, I should know better than to speak for the entire land mass. Reports of its demise have apparently been greatly exaggerated.;-) (Karen)"Ben becomes aware of an ant on his cheek. He flicks it quickly away, he hopes unnoticed." Ooooh, we have a script, do we?? Let me guess the next line of dialogue: Ben: "Pardon my schmutz." ;-)

(Mari)Are you asking how big my monitor is?;-) Yes, and we all know that size does matter;-)

(Mari) Sorry, sorry, I should know better than to speak for the entire land mass. Reports of its demise have apparently been greatly exaggerated.;-) Yes, they have! Still in one theater in the greater Washington, DC, area too (I say "greater" because it's really closer to Annapolis) - in fact, I just went to see it again last Thursday.

(Mari)Not one of CF's best efforts, IMO, but it still didn't deserve the critical drubbing it received I agree, it had its moments and lots of them were enjoyable. Towel scenes were fantastic. I know the critics weren't interested in that part, but what the heck.

(Rika)in fact, I just went to see it again last Thursday. Ok! Lemme see, how many does that make? MVP award may have to change hands;-) Do I hear Linda packing bags to take a room in Annapolis?

No, that's just 13 for me. Linda is still the WAGW Queen, as far as I know anyway, with 15.

Canvas to page to film A celebrated painting so moved Tracy Chevalier that she wrote a novel about its subject By GAYLE MacDONALD From Wednesday's Globe and Mail Before she put pen to paper, author Tracy Chevalier sat quietly with the Girl with a Pearl Earring -- often called the Dutch Mona Lisa -- in the Mauritshuis section of The Hague. ''It's in a small room, and is hung looking across at View of Delft," remembers the 40-year-old writer. "My eyes were like ping-pong balls, darting frantically back and forth from painting to painting. I found it very hard to leave the room." Chevalier -- whose eponymous novel was inspired by Girl with a Pearl Earring by the Flemish painter Johannes Vermeer -- recalls sitting for hours in the museum, assessing the portrait of the 17th-Century unknown girl/woman. Years before, Chevalier had bought a poster of the famed art work. And for the better part of a decade the author says she was bemused and bewildered by Vermeer's enigmatic subject. Was she 12? Or 22? Where did she come from? What would she do with her life? Why was the girl, turned three-quarters around, looking at the painter in that way, tempting on one hand, but also timid. It was these questions that motivated Chevalier to write Girl with a Pearl Earring. A book that Chevalier says she knew was "half-decent" when she was finished writing the final chapter in the fall of 1998. But never dreamed would take off, largely through word-of-mouth, to sell more than 2-million copies. In November, Chevalier's novel becomes a film, starring the British actor Colin Firth (Bridget Jones Diary, Shakespeare in Love) as Vermeer and Hollywood newcomer Scarlett Johansson (The Horse Whisperer, An American Rhapsody) as the mysterious "girl," whom Chevalier named Griet, and fictionalized as a maid who worked for the painter, and eventually became his muse. "Even after all that time in the museum, I felt I didn't get enough of her. I couldn't get her," says Chevalier, who was recently at the Banff Television Festival to talk about her experience transitioning a novel into a screenplay. 'I couldn't get her. It's like an itch that can't be scratched. The expression on the girl's face is a very ambiguous one. It's impossible to pin down what she's thinking. I couldn't get the thought out of my head that she had a lot of growing up to do. So as much as anything else, I guess my book -- and the upcoming film -- is a coming-of-age story." It's a brilliant morning in a coffee shop on the main street of Banff, and Chevalier, a little bleary-eyed, admits it's now more than five years since she wrote Griet's story, but she still does not tire of speaking about her. She and her husband, a BBC veteran for 20 years, had arrived in the Rockies from London the night before. Their four-year-old son, still on British time, had risen at 4:30 a.m. "So we went for a walk, looking for bears and elk," says the author, somewhat ruefully. "We didn't find any." Her husband, now a television consultant, comes to the Banff TV fest each year. Chevalier tagged along because she was invited to host a master class along with Olivia Hetreed, the woman who wrote the script for the film, produced by Archer Street Productions, and to be distributed by Vancouver's Lions Gate Films. Chevalier, dressed in a wrinkled white t-shirt and tweedy jacket, readily admits she was nervous about letting her book go into the hands of a screenwriter. (This is Hetreed's first feature film, after years of writing television scripts such as the 1997 British telefilm, The Canterville Ghost). But she finally settled on Hertreed and the Archer Street folks because they were un-Hollywood and promised to stick to the "emotional truth" of the novel. "Every writer dreams about their book being made into a film. I had hopes for this because it's a very visual story, but I was also very nervous and somewhat ambivalent because so many books that become movies fall flat," adds Chevalier. Shot last November in Luxembourg, the film was originally to star Ralph Fiennes and Kate Hudson. Kirsten Dunst was also reportedly interested in the role, but all fell through because of a lack of financing. As the book took off, the money for the film eventually firmed up. Chevalier says she's ecstatic with the actors who are playing the leading roles, adding that Griet is a tough character to play since her role actually has very little dialogue. "It's a very visual book, and a very visual film," the writer says. "Griet does a lot of watching, and very little talking. Scarlett plays it perfectly." At the Banff session, Hetreed described the film as a domestic thriller. The first-time director Peter Webber calls it a movie about painting. But with a twist. "It's also about money and sex and obsession and power and repression watching people who want to shag each other's brains out and not being able to," he said recently. "That's much more interesting than seeing people do it." Chevalier agrees, adding that it was intriguing to watch the actors inhabit her characters, and give them a life of their own. "Colin and Scarlett are very different from each other in how they approached their roles. Colin became a complete Vermeer egghead. He travelled all over Europe to see Vermeer's paintings. He took painting lessons and learned how to make his own brushes and grind his own paint. He was very engaged in the script." Very little is known of Vermeer, who died at 43, bankrupt, and leaving behind a wife, 11 children and 35 paintings. Chevalier says Firth, 42, read everything he could lay his hands on about the artist. "And I thought, yes!" Because he became obsessive in a way that I believe Vermeer would have been obsessive about his paintings. Thankfully, Johansson, who was sporting a mullet at the time the movie was shot, hid that hairstyle under the servant's headscarf. Chevalier grew up in Washington, and started writing short stories in her 20s, at night and on weekends when she was working as an editor in London. To date, Chevalier has written four novels. Her first was The Virgin Blue, then Girl with a Pearl Earring and Falling Angels, She has just finished a novel about a series of six tapestries called the Lady and the Unicorn, made near the end of the 15th-Century, which now hang in the Museum of the Middle Ages (the Cluny Museum) in Paris. "I can't seem to write a contemporary novel I suppose I'm more comfortable in the past, where I know what is important and lasting. If I write about today, I worry that it will date in 10 years' time." Girl with a Pearl Earring, she recalls, was her fastest book, and perhaps the easiest to write. She started it in February, 1998, and finished the following October, working full-time. "Two weeks later I had my son. There's nothing like a fixed biological deadline to focus the mind! I don't think I'll ever write anything so quickly again." When she wrote this book, Chevalier bought some linseed oil (mixed with pigment to make paint) and "left the bottle open as I was writing so that I could smell what they would have smelled." These days, Chevalier says she tries to put the success of Girl with a Pearl Earring out of her head when she writes. "If I thought about it much I'd be paralyzed with the fear of everyone's expectations of me," says Chevalier. "I still feel like a novice. Sometimes I read what I've just written and think, Yuck. Each book is just as hard to write as the previous. I might have a good writing day, but the next day I still have to face the blank sheet of paper. It's a painful process but I wouldn't trade it for anything. Its kind of like running you feel terrible for those first 10 minutes but then it gets better and afterwards you feel great."

"It's also about money and sex and obsession and power and repression watching people who want to shag each other's brains out and not being able to," LOL, there's the attraction for ODB! Sounds like P&P2. Can't wait to see all this frustration on screen. ;-)

Oops, got so caught up in all that "repression watching people who want to shag each other's brains out and not being able to", I forgot the rest of my post. Chevalier says she's ecstatic with the actors who are playing the leading roles (...) Griet does a lot of watching, and very little talking. Scarlett plays it perfectly (...) It may have been said before so please forgive the repeat. Casting for the leads is on the money. SJ did a great job in An American Rhapsody and the Horse Whisperer. She'll be wonderful as Griet and will hold her own next to ODB and TW. Thanks for the insightful article, Mari.

(Sonia)Thanks for the insightful article, Mari. I agree... great article. This makes me even more hopeful about GWAPE.

"He travelled all over Europe to see Vermeer's paintings. He took painting lessons and learned how to make his own brushes and grind his own paint. He was very engaged in the script." Doing the Rafe bit....at last a meaty subject. "Dump the fluff, Colin."

adding that Griet is a tough character to play since her role actually has very little dialogue. Wot?! And Vermeer is a chatterbox? Didn't someone here count how many words he said in the book? *snort* The first-time director Peter Webber calls it a movie about painting. But with a twist. "It's also about money and sex and obsession and power and repression watching people who want to shag each other's brains out and not being able to," he said recently. "That's much more interesting than seeing people do it." I can see where Colin and Webber would get on famously. ;-D Thanks Mari.

Thanks Mari! Great article. "Griet does a lot of watching, and very little talking. Scarlett plays it perfectly." I thought she did great non-verbal acting in Horse Whisperer. Chevalier says Firth, 42, read everything he could lay his hands on about the artist. "And I thought, yes!" Because he became obsessive in a way that I believe Vermeer would have been obsessive about his paintings. Oooo, good sign I think. She seemed reticent in a past post. ....he became obsessive....... Us too!

"It's also about money and sex and obsession and power and repression watching people who want to shag each other's brains out and not being able to," he said recently. "That's much more interesting than seeing people do it." (Karen), I can see where Colin and Webber would get on famously. ;-D ROTF, Karen! Now we know what Colin did on his summer vacation. ;-) Colin and Scarlett are very different from each other in how they approached their roles. Hmmm. Thanks, Mari!

"Griet does a lot of watching, and very little talking. Scarlett plays it perfectly." (Beedee) I thought she did great non-verbal acting in Horse Whisperer. I never saw The Horse Whisperer, but thought SJ was outstanding in 'Ghost World' and 'The Man Who Wasn't There'. She is a very 'still' actress in those two films. Something I saw in Griet when I read the book. When I heard she was cast, I thought it was a perfect choice (cannot imagine Kate Hudson or Kirsten Dunst in the part, though I think they are both fine actresses). Was intruged by this mullet talk....found a pic. Actually not as scary as I imagined...LOL....wow....I just said that about a mullet. But to be fair, it is more Mrs. Brady shag than John Taylor mullet.....I guess that is just as bad.....;-) Thanks for the article Mari!

Mari, thanks for the article. How encouraging to read that the author is pleased with the film and with the actors and script in particular. Ooof, more of that 6'1" of repressed sexuality. Bring it on! ;-) Colin became a complete Vermeer egghead. He travelled all over Europe to see Vermeer's paintings. He took painting lessons and learned how to make his own brushes and grind his own paint. He was very engaged in the script." Firth, 42, read everything he could lay his hands on about the artist. "And I thought, yes!" Because he became obsessive in a way that I believe Vermeer would have been obsessive about his paintings. Hurrah for obsessive eggheads! LOL, I guess we can all relate to his obsessive qualities. I prefer to think of it as "passion", as it sounds less like a disorder. ;-)

Lisa) I prefer to think of it as "passion", as it sounds less like a disorder. ;-) Oh my, but I do love that *disordered* feeling........

(Lisa)Hurrah for obsessive eggheads! CF did say he was a nerd... Makes me want to get out my MIT "Nerd Pride" badge. Such illustrious company! (Beedee)Oh my, but I do love that *disordered* feeling........ Well of course you would! ;-) We are in the asylum anyway.

(newbie Shoshana)Well of course you would! ;-) We are in the asylum anyway. Ok! Where's that winkie?;-) My meds for an ODB disorder is a glass or two of a lovely chilled chardonnay and a visit to the Drool doctors;-)

(Beedee)My meds for an ODB disorder is a glass or two of a lovely chilled chardonnay and a visit to the Drool doctors;-) Don't forget to take a 6-hour dose of Darcy along with your chardonnay for best possible results. It always works for me;-)

(Shoshana)CF did say he was a nerd... Makes me want to get out my MIT "Nerd Pride" badge. Such illustrious company! Can't understand why he says this. I've known a few nerds in my time, and CF doesn't remotely resemble any of them. He must know how attractive he is to women. He'd have to be crazy not to!!

Mari, thank you for the article. Very informative. I can only second (or third or whatever) has been said by the lovely ladies from the Asylum, and those "keeping up appereances" outsite ;-))

Thanks Mari for the really great article. He does frustration so well. This should be great. I read before where he really researches his parts and GWAPE is obviously no exception.

Hen)Don't forget to take a 6-hour dose of Darcy along with your chardonnay for best possible results. It always works for me;-) LOL, see my post on Darcy Drool;-) (Janet)Can't understand why he says this. I've known a few nerds in my time, and CF doesn't remotely resemble any of them. He must know how attractive he is to women. He'd have to be crazy not to!! Funny you should mention this but I read the nerd post earlier today and while making dinner my mind drifted back to it and I was ruminating on and was amused at how much that term has altered in meaning since my high school days! And ever such a long time ago that was:-0 Today (perhaps only in the US?) being a computer nerd for instance is a point of pride. The term has come up in the world as someone knowledgable and not an AV guy with baggy high water pants and white socks! Hey, that's fashionable now too! So's my curly hair.....you just have to live long enough!

Mari, great article, thanks so much. "It's a very visual book, and a very visual film," the writer says. "Griet does a lot of watching, and very little talking. Scarlett plays it perfectly." I hope someone talks...butI love "visual." I know where my vision will be focused for the first 5 viewings, at least!!!

(linda), I hope someone talks...butI love "visual." I can watch him nuzzle on BJ's neck over & over. ;-) And then there's "Colin Unplugged."

Baz Bamigboye �Daily Mail, 27 June 03 Mr Darcy lets us see his dark side Colin Firth leads me through the basement room. �The blood on there looks real, doesn�t it?� he says, pointing to the doors of what appears to be a body freezer in a morgue. �We�re in a morgue?� I ask. �It�s a morgue�but it�s not really�. In fact it�s a carefully cobwebbed, bloodsplattered set for his new film � a very different affair from his romantic lead role as Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones�s Diary. He stars with Mena Suvari (American Beauty and American Pie 2) in Trauma, a psychological chiller, which Marc Evans is directing for the aptly named Ministry of Fear film company. On this day, however, they�re shooting in the bowels of the old Midland Hotel by St Pancras station, London. Some of the cast and crew believe it�s haunted. The wife of Colin�s character, Ben, has been killed in a car crash: �My apartment is an old ward in an old hospital and this is supposed to be the morgue.� Although I know it�s only a movie, the place gives me the creeps. Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula ��not something you do every day at the office�. As Colin puts it, his character �is deeply traumatised and he has a problem recalling what his reality was before the car accident, so we see the world through his very confused eyes. �He lives alone in this flat and his world is very unsettling.� Colin thinks a little bit of fear is good for us. �If you spend your life wanting to keep everything light, you might end of a little bit twisted. I�d be suspicious of someone who is only ever laughing.� Mena (pictured here with Colin) plays a neighbour, who tries to help him. After all this darkness, Colin gets a bit of light relief with Renee Zellweger on the Bridget Jones sequel. Later in the year his films Girl With a Pearl Earring and Love Actually go on release. (Nice pic of a traumatised looking Ben, which I will scan later if nobody else can)

Thanks for the ineresting articles, Aishling and Mari. Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula The more I read about Trauma the less I believe I will like it ;-)

Thanks for the article, aishling. With the blood & spiders & weirdness, I don't think I'll have too much trouble getting the dh to go to this movie with me :) +++Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula+++ **giggle** Everytime I see a spider up on screen, I think of John Goodman busting in with spider poison! Colin's character is an arachnophobe!!!

(aishling)Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula Oh my, I do have a problem. I have always had a spider phobia, and although with treatment, it is manageable, I still don't think I could watch a film where ODB has to handle one. Let's hope it doesn't make the final edit, although I imagine that's unlikely!

Thanks, Aishling. Nice to see Baz covering Colin's work. I expect they should be wrapping up fairly soon, the eight weeks being over. Not too crazy about all the insects in this film either, but it is aimed at a whole different audience than his usual. If you can scan the pic, Aishling, send it to me at my "office." ;-D

Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula Taratulas, why'd it have to be tarantulas! (My ode to Indiana Jones) Thanks for the heads up. I can now plan for a strategic bathroom break.

(Karen) I expect they should be wrapping up fairly soon, the eight weeks being over. Somewhere in my readings, I thought I saw it wrapped last week.

Thanks for the article Aisling. The whole morgue thing brought to mind Edgar Allan Poe for some reason. (Nitae) The more I read about Trauma the less I believe I will like it The more I read about Trauma the more I believe I will like it: an unsettling, dark, twisted tale with bloody walls and creepy crawlers (enter Vincent Price: "for no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha") A scary/scared Colin. Can hardly wait, he suffers so well! ;-D (Baz) Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula Can't you just see the little boy delight ODB had sharing this? :-)

Thanks, Aishling, for the latest on Trauma! I hope you all take this the right way, but it sounds as though Colin is finally doing a "guy appeal movie." Which, let's face it, usually has a better shot at getting distribution and decent box office. I see that 2 of his co-stars, Naomie Harris (Trauma) and Cillian Murphy (GWAPE) are in 28 Days Later, which opens here today and is getting some great reviews. Off to read *your* latest Hope Springs reviews on 177. Ouch!;-)

Thanks, Aishling for the informative article. Trauma looks like my kind of film...No bathroom breaks for me (sorry Dorine);-) Right up my vicolo.

Here's the Daily Mail pic, scanned by JennieT: Since Mena is wearing the raincoat again, I'm wondering if that day in the Waterloo Market was an "official" press day. Very possible.

I like the pic. Good ole Baz. Thanks to Jennie and Aishling. No navy blue suit in this one.

Thank you, Aishling! And Karen! (Colin),I know it�s only a movie, Oh to have this on a loup! LOL! Is all this pre-publicity good for the movie?

Aishling has sent me another scan of the pic, which I've put on the Trauma page: http://www.firth.com/trauma.html I probably should put up the *big* one too. ;-D

Aisling, JennieT, Karen, great job! Absolutely love the picture (sans Mena ;-)) Mr. Darcy lets us see his dark side LOL. "Come to the Dark Side, Darcy. We can rule the universe as father and son. NOOOOOoooo. Ben why didn't you tell me *sob*" ;-)

Because size does matter, from Aishling:

OMG, don't we need a Stubble Alert for this one? Thank you Karen, Aishling, and Jennie for this fabulous pic. More on this later, right now I'm too Traumatised.

Naomie Harris is the cover story on this week's Time Out NY magazine. The story is for the PR for 28 Days Later, but one little bit about Trauma.... Next up is a lead in another thriller, Trauma, which Harris calls an "ironic" choice. ("I don't like movies like that -- I get terrified," she says. This time she costars with Colin Firth and Mena Suvari. She's shooting the film in London, concurrently with a small role in The Thunderbirds, based on England's cult '60s TV show (the film, starring Bill Paxton, is set for a 2004 release). All the action has left Harris with few moments to ponder the prospect of stardom. "I had lunch with Mena Suvari the other day," Harris says. "She was saying how she's realized that no matter where she goes, she'll always be recognized.[Ed.--stifling the urge to make a snide remark]. I haven't thought about that. All I've thought about is, I love acting ---this is what I want to do. The thing is not to take it too seriously." Then she adds, "Of course, that's easy for me to say. It hasn't yet happened to me."

Good G*d! I love that photo in both sizes......but size does count! Thanks to all who made it possible!

"I had lunch with Mena Suvari the other day," Harris says. "She was saying how she's realized that no matter where she goes, she'll always be recognized.[Ed.--stifling the urge to make a snide remark]. I went to the premiere of her movie "Spun" in LA. And I was standing right next to her and did not recognize her. LOL! She looks different on person.

I wouldn't know Mena Suvari if she was on my windshield.

(Dorine) [Ed.--stifling the urge to make a snide remark]. (Moon) And I was standing right next to her and did not recognize her. (Evelyn) I wouldn't know Mena Suvari if she was on my windshield. ROTFL. I love this place. :-)

Thanks for the stubble fest. Size always counts around here!

(Evelyn)I wouldn't know Mena Suvari if she was on my windshield. Cause then she'd be dead?;-) Ok, ok I'm gonna stop with that now......

Colin tells me I should have been around the previous day when he had to handle a live tarantula � ODB and I have something in common! I, too, am a tarantula handler. It was years ago.....but I have held two in my lifetime. You have to be very careful with them....they look incredibly scary, but if you drop them...their teensy little legs call fall off! (Mari) I see that 2 of his co-stars, Naomie Harris (Trauma) and Cillian Murphy (GWAPE) are in 28 Days Later, which opens here today and is getting some great reviews. Same director (Danny Boyle) as Trainspotting/Shallow Grave. I'm actually going to go see this....who can pass up a zombie movie? ;-D And Tommy Flannagan is in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle..... (Dorine and Time Out Magazine) I had lunch with Mena Suvari the other day," Harris says. "She was saying how she's realized that no matter where she goes, she'll always be recognized. [Ed.--stifling the urge to make a snide remark]. Ohhh....don't stifle! I did a full belly laugh! Thanks Aishling for the article and for providing the pic....and thanks Karen for making ODB bigger....OMG! I cannot wait to see this! I'm not a horror film person (the zombie movie is a one off), but I did like The Sixth Sense and The Others....if it falls into that line....who am I kidding?? even if it doesn't.....I'll be a happy, traumatized camper. ODB looks amazing (I'm a stubble convert)!

Here 2 german reviews about WAGW ...Only the chemestry between Colin Firth , who plays the refined father of the cheeky brat, and Bynes keep the viewer still in the chair. Until the drippy Happy-End befalls the by all the prediction tired out audiance, only the charme of the two actores wake the unfulfilled hope of a bit more creativity and romantic surprise. With his patchwork of stolen ideas and tired gags he (the director) was able to catch brit-beau Colin Firth but keeps wearing the grey dress of an idealess cinema newcomer. With Kelly Preston, Jonathan Pryce, Colin Firth and Newcomer Amanda Bynes likeable casted , is director Donnie Gordons harmless version of the never disused Cinderella theme a fairytale, warm-hearted, of course predictable Teen-comedy like �the princess diaries� ,what Teenagers, also in this case, without a doubt will enjoy. Not very encouraging, I know, but I still think the movie can make it here. Anyway I hope my transaltion is correct.

but keeps wearing the grey dress of an idealess cinema newcomer. Is this a common expression in Germany? Thanks, Petra! I'm glad you git to see it. I wonder when it will playing in Italy? He always seems to do a press junket there. ;-) Does anyone have any information about the new Firth baby?

Maybe not a common expression, but known. I don�t know if there is an "english version" of it so I translated it word for word.I hope it is clear what they wanted to say (simply that the story is not new and without creativity).

(Petra)I hope it is clear what they wanted to say (simply that the story is not new and without creativity). Thanks Petra; I got the drift. And I concur, but it is still a charmer. The reviewer obviously didn't see "Joe Dirt" , the director's previous project or they would have applauded WAGW.

You did very well, Petra. Thanks for translating. It seems the critic has picked up on what works best in this film: the relationship between the two leads.

Petra, vielen dank for the translation! but keeps wearing the grey dress of an idealess cinema newcomer. I like this expression! And although it is a grey dress of a movie, the Cinderalla story has always worked for me! I loved WAGW....though it was a bit predictable, ODB did a great job as a man trying to figure out what it really means to be a dad. Thanks again Petra!!

Thanks for the translation, Petra. Not always easy to do. Hope you enjoy the movie. Crossing fingers the grey dress of an idealess cinema newcomer won't deter the German public from seeing this movie and enjoying the chemestry between Colin Firth , who plays the refined father of the cheeky brat, and Bynes (Karen) ...what works best in this film: the relationship between the two leads. Without question. It certainly wasn't the HD/Libby thing. Or the Cinderella/evil stepmother/sister thing. Or the evil politician thing. Or...

Oh my, loved the Trauma pics and article. Thanks Aishling and Jennie for sharing them with us, and Karen, for posting them ASAP. I'm not a horror film buff, but I'll happily make an exception, and cover my eyes when necessary.;-) I'm wondering if all of these creepy crawlies are supposed to be manifestations of his mind? Blech! Tress, just how do you know their little legs break off? Dorine, LOL, at the MS comment!

Thanks Karen, Aishling, and Jennie!! Always nice when one has to be without Drool for a few days to come back to a nice new stubblicious pic like that! Don;t think I've seen this interview before from the TIOBE junket. (But I can't turn up the volume here at work either! Grr!!) Reminds me of the "Lisa" tape in that he just seems to be talking (and looking very handsome in black..)11 minutes long and he is on for the first 6 and then it is OP... http://www.comingsoon.it/cs/interviste.asp Then search for his name

Maria, you come up with the best finds. I don't remember seeing this but if I did, it was great to see it again. As always, AFG. Thank you

(LisaJH) I'm wondering if all of these creepy crawlies are supposed to be manifestations of his mind? Blech! I was just thinking about this! I don't think tarantulas are native to England...my guess is that he's got something going on mentally....as I don't think you would just run into one in London. (LisaJH) Tress, just how do you know their little legs break off? Sad story involving a 'pet' and my father dropping her...from about 3 feet. Tarantulas have an exoskeleton...as well as very sensitive abdomens. Wasn't pretty. My guess is that ODB doesn't have particular allergies either as the hairs on their bellys can cause you irritation (it is a defense mechanism). ODB could have broken out in a rash if he handled her too long (or maybe they had something on his skin...).

New shoot date for TEOR is September. Will update more later.

(Tress)ODB could have broken out in a rash if he handled her too long (or maybe they had something on his skin...). Oooo, here I come with my Love Potion #9! Thanks Lola! Now what this we're hearing about John Travolta?;-) ducking

Thank you, Lola. September sounds great to me.

September filming of TEoR should leave ODB time to vacation in Italy after the new arrival, do publicity for GWAPE and LA, and leave him free for early 2004 for TDW. Capital, Capital.

News on HS!!! The release date is for the end of this year or the beginning of next year. The movie posters had been taken down and I asked for it only to be told that they are keeping it for when the movie is released.

(Lola) New shoot date for TEOR is September. (Moon) News on HS!!! The release date is for the end of this year or the beginning of next year. Now you're talking! Thank you both for the wonderful news.

With just those two options, I'm certainly hoping they choose next year. How sad if they bring it out with the holiday releases. It wouldn't stand a chance. Of course if you ask Karen, it doesn't stand a chance no matter when it's released! ;-D I guess I've officially delurked.

See Kathy, it wasn't as scary as you thought it would be. Welcome from another newbie to the Class of 2003. Glad you are here.

So Kathy, come on in. No need to enter through the back door.

(Moon) The release date is for the end of this year or the beginning of next year. I wonder if they are hoping to ride in on some of the GWAPE/LA publicity? If HS is as bad as some say...I almost wish it would come out on DVD (now) than wait until early next year for a theater release. Heresy....I know!!! Would like to see ODB concentrate on GWAPE promo stuff. I would just rather see it now (haven't had the ability to download it)...than wait until GWAPE gets released and have ODB deal with the bad/mediocre reviews for HS overshadowing the good (I am optimistic) reviews for GWAPE and LA. I'm ready to dodge the tomatoes!I suppose I'll go see it if it comes to the theater! ;-D And KathyLC!!

(Moon) only to be told that they are keeping it for when the movie is released. I'm not sure how authoritative the kid behind the concession stand is. *starting baseless rumors again* ;-D Remember, that end-of-year date was slapped on when they opted out of April. Meaningless. (Sonia) Of course if you ask Karen, it doesn't stand a chance no matter when it's released! ;-D And fortunately for you, no one asks me. ;-)

(Hola Lola)New shoot date for TEOR is September. Will update more later. This sounds great, and good timing too, what with his family committments.

(Moon) only to be told that they are keeping it for when the movie is released. (Karen), I'm not sure how authoritative the kid behind the concession stand is. *starting baseless rumors again* ;-D Knowing me Karen, do you really think I'd take a kid's word? I went to the manager in his office and he looked it up. At this point I don't really give a d... if HS opens here or not. It is that bad. He looks great in the poster, though, and that was my aim. Chuck it up to rumour if you wish. ;-)

I'd chalk it up to the mgr being issued out-of-date release.

(Moon)He looks great in the poster, though, and that was my aim. What a sad comment on the movie when the poster is the best part! Try asking the manager if you can put your name on the back of the poster so that you can have it after the movie has been and gone, assuming it gets a release. (I don't know if a movie theater would bother, but we used to have a nice little independent video store nearby that would let customers pre-claim posters and stuff.) (Hola Lola)New shoot date for TEOR is September. Will update more later. Thanks for the info. Am now off to light candles in hopes that he'll be filming in London while I'm there this fall. Welcome, Kathy LC!

Just got my DVD of the Advocate this afternoon. Interesting that the blurb on the back has been updated to show more recent credits for the stars: "Screen favorites Colin Firth (What a Girl Wants, Bridget Jones's Diary) and Ian Holm (The Lord of the Rings trilogy, From Hell) star in The Advocate... " I think the rest of the blurb is the same. Makes me wonder if this would have gone to DVD if its stars hadn't been in recent high-profile movies? (Karen, if I've posted this on the wrong board, please move it)

Kate, thanks for the DVD report! I assume it's really "The Advocate" and not HoTP? Sigh.

Kate)Just got my DVD of the Advocate this afternoon.. Rika)Kate, thanks for the DVD report! I assume it's really "The Advocate" and not HoTP? *I beg you to relieve my suffering* and tell me which version (or a new one) is in the very slow mail...

I hesitated to even post that I got the DVD because I couldn't watch it yesterday. It was my anniversary, and it seemed a little too pervy to watch Colin when I was supposed to be celebrating with my DH. It's the Advocate (same cover photo as on the VHS), not HoTP. It runs 102 min, so I don't think any scenes were added. I think the only extra is a Spanish language track. I might get a little time to have a sneak peak later this am. Will post an update if I do.

I see detention in his future... http://www.exchange-tower.com/newsletter/2002_12.pdf

LOL! Too bad you can't get a decently sized image. Wonder what he's doing sitting in a classroom. Isn't his character supposed to be a writer? Good find, Maria!

(Karen)what he's doing sitting in a classroom? I suppose he had to learn somewhere. But he does look bored.

I see detention in his future... Cute photo Maria! I'd love to keep him after school;-) (Karen)what he's doing sitting in a classroom? Must be remedial..... How to spot a good script 101?;-)

(Beedee) Must be remedial..... How to spot a good script 101?;-) *snort* Yeah, we know he failed first time around. Now, I remember, didn't the guy who saw a test screening say that Colin took Portuguese lessons?? I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

It's hard to tell because the picture is small, but doesn't he look really, really young? Or maybe it's just because he's sitting in a classroom. Anyway, thanks, Maria, for another great find!

(Maria) I see detention in his future... Ohhhh!!! I'd put him in detention....or if he needs a little extra help, study hall (okay, so I don't speak Portuguese, but we can work around that...maybe he could tutor me...).

(Tress)okay, so I don't speak Portuguese, Neither does he. LOL. I'll give him some private tutoring...however, come to think of it, I don't speak Portuguese, either;-)

Sorry to double...but it looks like everyone had tape recorders on their desks, as well. Probably was a language course.

(lindak)but it looks like everyone had tape recorders on their desks, as well. Probably was a language course. Yeah, at least thats what the women told the prop people it was for... ;-))

(Linda) I'll give him some private tutoring...however, come to think of it, I don't speak Portuguese, either;-) Forget the school work (seeing that we are all struggling with Portuguese)....maybe we can just get him to ditch class and meet us under the bleachers!! ;-D (Linda) but it looks like everyone had tape recorders on their desks, as well. Probably was a language course. I was wondering what that was! It looked like a hat to me (but I couldn't imagine...). My 'copy' is very pixelated. And what is around ODB's neck (or is that a shirt with a sweater over it)?....I'm telling ya...I can't see it that well!

Maria, I love it! (Beedee) Must be remedial..... How to spot a good script 101?;-) (Karen) *snort* Yeah, we know he failed first time around. Isn't that the truth. *sigh and no winkie* Geez, where were all the hunky guys when I took years of language courses, hmmmmmmm? ;-) (Most of them were geek city.)

(Beedee) Must be remedial..... How to spot a good script 101?;-) (Karen)*snort* Yeah, we know he failed first time around. Let's hope he paid attention and did all the assignments! And what is wrong with the women in this class? They're all looking off to one side or another, not at Colin. BTW, I did find time to check the two most important sequences of the Advocate. Nothing added. But there is the joy of slo-mo and freeze-frame. And the only extras on the DVD are trailers for TIOBE, TEP, and a movie with Sam Neill. I was really hoping for an outtakes extra. I had dreams of the director's commentary, "We couldn't use use that take in the theaters. Colin didn't have the timing right, he was supposed to pick up the sheet a little sooner before rolling over."

Kate, thanks for the info in the Advocate DVD. Nothing added. A shame. I suppose that I'll just have to be happy with my VHS of HotP without all the luxuries of DVD. But then again, there's not too much to be unhappy with in HotP (IMHO)! ;-)

According to Robair of the Amanda Bynes Now website, the London premiere of WAGW is Sunday, Aug 3rd, and not July 27th.

So, I am *currently* in posession of the newly released TA DVD. As already stated, it's not HOTPig but it does look gorgeous! Lovely Color, stubble, dimples (front and back), high boots and *repeat*! I can live with it;-)

French poster; the text: "she doesn't have their manners, but she rocks" The title translates as: What girls dream of. Another image... ignore if you've seen it before WAGW release in French theaters: July 23rd. No critics yet to be found when surfing, but production notes and trailer in French (forgive the dubbed voice; CF's is bad but AB's is worse IMHO) at the site where I found these pictures: http://www.allocine.fr/film/fichefilm_gen_cfilm=51288.html

CF TV Schedule for the holiday weekend (all times are EST): Hostages will be on ThrillerMax (TMAXE) on July 5th at 4:45 am TIOBE will be on Starz 2 (STAR2) the whole weekend: July 4th at 10:05 pm; July 5th at 6:05 am, 2:05 pm and 10:05 pm; July 6th at 6:05 am, 2:05 pm and 10:05 pm Happy viewing!!

Great stuff Odile! Nice poster IMO. See, you can put them together without being pervy! Cute license plate. Love the hands in the second photo.

Thanks Odile! He looks as young as Oliver in the first one! and I'm with you Beedee, the hands in that grip...gah!!

Thank you Odile (and thanks for the translation)! I'm glad they have decided to change the poster for everyone! The US version wasn't very good (IMO).....much better to have Hunk Daddy visible. Also love the pic. That grip...those hands.....that 'power tie'! Yum! (Maria) He looks as young as Oliver in the first one! I agree! Good thing they kept him in the suit...if they had used the leather pants, then the pic may have been a bit too pervy! And again....my mum would have smacked my butt off the Rolls...."cars are for riding in, not for sitting on!"

Thanks Odile.... LOL. I see they denuded the poster from any flags. Smart thinking;-))) We're into 'globalization' here. But....my navy blue suit made it ! Woo Hoo! Hey...not many of you can boast that your keepsake made a wide-release poster!

(Tress)I agree! Good thing they kept him in the suit...if they had used the leather pants, then the pic may have been a bit too pervy! LOL! Hey, the last time we saw AB in that pose, wasn't she sitting on a gilded chair? Her picture gets around more than she does. I'm glad HD is on the poster, but this looks too much like a collage.

(Maria) He looks as young as Oliver in the first one! LOL! He sure does. Too bad whoever made up this poster wasn't around when they filmed in Morocco. ;-D Thanks Odile for the great find! I liked the French title for Dennie Gordon's other claim to fame: Joe Le Crasse. *snort*

Okay....must get back to work....I have just watched the WAGW trailer three times...in French (and my French is as good as my Portuguese)....just so I could hear the announcer say "Colin Firth". Don't think ODB's dubber sounds at all like him, but it is fun to hear (and see...of course) Hunk Daddy parle in another language. Also noticed that they are using different music. Didn't recognize the song they played toward the end. Thanks again Odile! That was fun!!

Merci, Odile! Nice to know the translation to "she rocks". I like the title too. I wonder what it will be in Italian? Unfortunately, it will be dubbed there too.

(Odile) French poster; the text: "she doesn't have their manners Pfft! Shouldn't this be "manors?" ;-) *That* is what she doesn't have. Great find, Odile, and fun to hear Henry en francais. I don't think the dubbed voices are too bad. (Evelyn)I see they denuded the poster from any flags. Smart thinking;-))) Yep, they want the French to actually go to see the movie.;-) Aww, they should just tell 'em that Jerry Lewis is in it.;-) (Maria) He looks as young as Oliver in the first one! LOL! He sure does. Too bad whoever made up this poster wasn't around when they filmed in Morocco. ;-D What, you didn't go for that Methusaleh Does Casablanca look?;-) (Tress)if they had used the leather pants, then the pic may have been a bit too pervy! I'm thinking that the "grip" pic is bordering on pervy; he's so damn good-looking. Woo Hoo!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY??!!

I just noticed that in Finland WAGW has been pushed back, it won`t be here in August but in October. Hunk Daddy, will I ever see you?

(Mari) I don't think the dubbed voices are too bad. I'm not a dub fan (you miss out on the director's intent and the actor's inflection)...but knew that this film would be dubbed since it is considered a kid flick. I just love the way the announcer says "Firth". I just can't imagine watching all of WAGW (or should I say...CDRLF) without hearing ODB's dulcet tones! Still....what a lovely eye-full! (Mari) I'm thinking that the "grip" pic is bordering on pervy; he's so damn good-looking. Woo Hoo!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY??!! Sorry...has to be done: Daddy never looked so good!

What fun, Odile. Thanks! Thank God they did clean up the obnoxious poster. (Mari) I'm thinking that the "grip" pic is bordering on pervy; he's so damn good-looking. Woo Hoo!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY??!! LOL, Mari! (It's scary how many of us think alike. ;-)) The graphic is perfect, Tress. ;-)

(LisaJH)LOL, Mari! (It's scary how many of us think alike. ;-)) Count me in...He looks too, AFG to be a HD. Oh gawd, those hands, the fingers, the...the ears. thanks, Odile. ...what's your name...who's your daddy...is he rich like me. Thanks, Mari, that song will be running through my head all weekend.

(Mari)Yep, they want the French to actually go to see the movie.;-) Aww, they should just tell 'em that Jerry Lewis is in it.;-) LOL! If they want the French to go to the movie, maybe they need some ads wtih AB saying "The English call them chips, but I call them FRENCH fries." (Mari)Pfft! Shouldn't this be "manors?" ;-) Maybe the translator doesn't get puns? Maybe they're playing on the jokes about the English being stuffy? (Do the French think the English are stuffy?) Don't apologize, Tress, it's a great graphic. Take another look at the "grip" picture. Is her hand turning blue?

(Tress)Sorry...has to be done Yes it did, Tress, and I thank you for that!:-) (Linda)He looks too, AFG to be a HD. En francais, "il Papa de hunk." ;-) ;-) (Kate)"The English call them chips, but I call them FRENCH fries." Good one, Kate. Now is not the time to be talking "freedom fries." ;-) Ok, we now also have from Deutschland "Was Madchen Wollen" (literal, but who's Madchen?) and from Italia, "Una ragazza e il suo sogno." (a girl and her dream?) Go to the warners site at http://www.warnerbrothers.com and hit the drop down box for the different countries. Looks like France is the only one using a different poster. I'm not saying anything.;-)

(Mari) Looks like France is the only one using a different poster. Vive la difference! Thaik you all for the sites, sounds and pics.

"A girl and her dream" starts in selected cities Aug. 4th. Thanks, Mari!

(Mari)Looks like France is the only one using a different poster. I'm not saying anything.;-) What a wonderful restraint you're showing... No Bingley sisters pointing out the "abominable sort of conceited independence" :)

(Mari) Was Madchen Wollen" (literal, but who's Madchen?) "M�dchen" = "girls" in german... yoohooo, petra ??? (Mari again) Aww, they should just tell 'em that Jerry Lewis is in it.;-) jerry who ? about the dubbing : we usually get both dubbed & subtitled copies, even for that kind of movie. subtitles versions are screened in the evening. i'm not too crazy about what i heard, esp. amanda bynes : she sounds kind of obnoxious in french. as for le papa-canon, ermmm... rather flat sounding, as well as too high pitched (but then, i'm not used to hearing him in french, that's very very weird, as if my native tongue sounded like a foreign language). anyway, i'm rather surprised this movie gets distribution in france : i have absolutely no idea who's going to be interested here in such a cast... well, yours truly excluded... saw a rather bad review this afternoon, didn't even mention ykw. one last word about fries : we french people believe they come from belgium anyway. jolie trouvaille odile, et finement jou� sur la trad' du titre, je serais all�e carr�ment plus loin, du genre, "she kicks ass"... hum ! mon anglais est presqu'aussi ch�ti� que mon fran�ais...

(Sophie) jolie trouvaille odile, et finement jou� sur la trad' du titre, je serais all�e carr�ment plus loin, du genre, "she kicks ass"... hum ! mon anglais est presqu'aussi ch�ti� que mon fran�ais... For those of us who speak spanish;-), would you pl do us the honors. I don't expect a big surge in BO receipts from France; but glad you will be able to see it on the big screen. Re: dubbing and sub-titles. Do they do a literal translation or do they re-write the script. Could you pl. translate the dialogue in the trailer for us? How about the Italian, Moon. Petra for the German? Good idea to compare translations here.

(Sophie) jolie trouvaille odile, et finement jou� sur la trad' du titre, je serais all�e carr�ment plus loin, du genre, "she kicks ass"... hum ! mon anglais est presqu'aussi ch�ti� que mon fran�ais... For those of us who speak spanish;-), would you pl do us the honors. I speak Spanish and here goes: Great find, Odile and well done on the translation of the title. I would have gone further on "she rocks" to "she kicks ass". My English is almost as crappie as my French. How about the Italian, Moon. I haven't had the time yet to listen.

Just checked the Italian WB site but there is no trailer in Italian. They just have the poster.

(Evelyn) Could you pl. translate the dialogue in the trailer for us? I'm not up to date on the current French expressions so please be gentle ;-) When possible I indicated in parentheses the US dialogue I remembered. The voice overs (VO)are Daphne's except for the title and actors info. Here goes: VO: So, I�ll explain. Here, I�m stuck in NY dreaming about a father I�ve never known. What I really need (more than anything in the world) is to find my father. And now here I am in London. Mind boggling, no? I feel there�s no better moment to land. Clarissa: Did you see that an enormous bird-like creature just fell off the wall(an impossibly large bird fell off that wall) VO: Make a little surprise visit, no? Daphne: It�s you. My name is Daphne Reynolds and according to this document I�m your daughter. Glynnis: Henry you�re not going to believe her HD: She has a birth certificate, my picture (she has my photograph and) She has my eyes VO: And apparently my father is some sort of royalty. Suits me fine Libby: She�s arrived, is she alright. HD: Why didn�t you tell me I have a child (I fathered a child)? Adviser: All we know about her is that she�s an American adolescent (teenager). HD: My (sense of her upon) first impression is that she�s quite mature for her age. Well behaved. Soft spoken. Reserved (self-contained) Lady Dashwood: Many people will go all out to have you fail (people will root for you to fail) Clarissa: This girl is positively barbaric Daphne: Get your feet back on the ground (get over yourself), I have no intentions of leaving (I�m not going anywhere). HD: You, as my daughter, must respect certain codes of conduct (behaviour) Daphne: Alright, I�ll change Daphne: From now on I�m going to behave Ian: Behave like what exactly Daphne: Like a well brought up young lady VO: Warner Bros Pictures Presents Ian: Why do you want to be like her when you�re born to be different (why are you trying so hard to fit in when you�re born to stand out) VO: Amanda Bynes Daphne: Do you know what I miss now? To be able to be myself VO: Colin Firth HD: I don�t want to change one thing, I don�t want you to change a single hair Daphne: Thank you London VO: What Girls Dream Of (WAGW) Butler: Mr. Wallace asks to see you Daphne: Don�t let him in I don�t have my look (I�m not cute yet)

(moon) I speak Spanish and here goes: damn ! i'm so busted ! next time i'll write it in "verlan" (retro-french, kind of tricky)... (evelyn) I'm not up to date on the current French expressions so please be gentle ;-) you did fine, don't worry ! what i would like to know though, and it's always interesting in that case, is how they translated your typical teenager phrases. from what i heard in the trailer, it's pretty standard fare so far, even a bit old fashioned. re: translations : usually, they stick to the original script (albeit minor alterations related to specific phrases). not the same with subtitles, where efficiency and speed rule : sometimes hilarious underplayed (or overplayed) translations occur ! i just love it when the subtitles and the original dialogues are really miles apart (ok, you can call me a dialogue perv)...

(Sophie)damn ! i'm so busted ! next time i'll write it in "verlan" (retro-french, kind of tricky)... Good grief Sophie! You've got my brain working overtime. But it's so much fun to see the better Droolish brains come out of the woodwork;-) Thanks for throwing down the guantlet.........

(sophie), not the same with subtitles, where efficiency and speed rule : sometimes hilarious underplayed (or overplayed) translations occur ! i just love it when the subtitles and the original dialogues are really miles apart (ok, you can call me a dialogue perv)... You and me both! Sometimes the errors are so blatant! next time i'll write it in "verlan" (retro-french, kind of tricky)... Always up for learning. ;-D

Thanks for the translations, ladies.

BBC1 is showing a repeat of one of Angus Deayton's Before They Were Famous programmes tonight at 9.30. I think it might be the one which has a clip of Colin's early appearance in Crown Court.

The new HS Gallery looks great, Karen! All that hard work really paid off!

i've done this before, but really, this is too much. sing along with me : *a shrine, a shrine, a shrine to karen & kathy c* this hs gallery is bordering on insane... but it gives me plenty of material for new animatronicolins, nyarhnyarhnyarh (mad hyena mode)... thank you thank you thank you !

LOL! If you need more scarf twirlers, let me know. I couldn't put them all up, but Kathy got every frame of it. ;-D That one might need music..."Let me entertain you, let me make you smile."

(Karen) LOL! If you need more scarf twirlers, let me know. *In Mr. Bennett mode* "Pl. Ms Karen, no more twirlers...we've had quite enough". A low point in that movie, IMO.I keep telling you, the high point is the ending!

Karen) LOL! If you need more scarf twirlers, let me know........ (Evelyn)A low point in that movie, IMO.I keep telling you, the high point is the ending! That may be so, but as I've said before, I'm getting so much pleasure from the captures/photos in the gallery! Again, great job to all involved. Now that was the cooler part of your day Karen?;-) What you suffer for us.....

Great pics, Karen, thank you! They were worth the wait--especially all of those lovely pics of his bare, muscular chest. Yowsa! ;-) And thanks to Sophie for wielding your magic. Karen, I, too love the pic of him with KST. *sigh*

Karen, adding my thanks for the great work with the pictures. Looking at them reminds me that the new F must make an appearance soon. (for LD's sake I hope it's very soon) I saw WAGW for the first time on Sunday night, and am on a high. It only opens officially in SA on 25 July, so I have a long wait before I can see it again. I sat the entire show staring at the screen, mouth open and drooling! (I missed lots of the dialogue - my brain can only take so much) He looks AFG!!

(LeahP)(I missed lots of the dialogue - my brain can only take so much) Yes, repeated viewings really are required. Glad you finally got to see it!

Happy for you Leah! WAGW is definitely worth seeing again and again... That's what makes HS so hard to take. He blew that one big time. I get more out of the HS gallery at cf.com than watching the movie. Thank you, Karen and Kathy! (Evelyn), *In Mr. Bennett mode* "Pl. Ms Karen, no more twirlers...we've had quite enough". LOL! A sad point.

Great news, Leah. Hearing that you are only at the preview stage makes me very melancholy. I miss HD and WAGW v.v. much. Enjoy it while it lasts. At least we are less than a month away from the DVD. (Leah)I sat the entire show staring at the screen, mouth open and drooling! (I missed lots of the dialogue - my brain can only take so much) He looks AFG!! I sat like that for at least 10 viewings;-)

(Linda)I sat like that for at least 10 viewings;-) Was I supposed to reach a point where I watched it without drooling? Maybe if I had made it for the 13th viewing;-) I'm glad you finally got to see it, Leah. Isn't Henry to die for?

As WAGW rolls out into other countries, please remember to use our "Spoilers" topic to talk about it. If you want to post local articles/reviews (i.e., news), they belong here. Discussion is at the Spoilers topic.

Article about a 13-year-old cousin of HG's who is in Love Actually: On the back of that part, Thomas - whose father is starring in The Lion King in Hamburg and whose mother is also an actress - has landed a further rolein one of the most anticipated movies of the year, romantic comedy Love Actually. Cousin Hugh also has a part in it, albeit a more modest one. Thomas stars as a boy with a troubled relationship with his stepfather, played by Liam Neeson. Uncle Hugh has a smaller role in the film, playing a Prime Minister who falls in love with a maid, played by Martine McCutcheon. The film also stars Billy Bob Thornton-Emma Thompson and Colin Firth. Unkind observers might say that Hugh's relationship with Thomas has given him a leg-up with his acting career, but that is far from the case. A friend of Hugh's said: "Thomas has talent far in advance of his years. He has managed to land some fantastic parts on the back of the few roles he has performed to date - and those parts appear to be getting more and more substantial. "For example, Hugh's part in Love Actually is in fact a lot smaller that Thomas's. "I suppose the inference would be that Hugh gave Thomas some kind help with his career - but that's far from the case. The interesting thing is that no one on the set of Love Actually even knew that Thomas and Hugh were even related. "I just spoke to Duncan Kenworthy, who is the producer, and Richard Curtis, the director, who said it was news to them." http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/entertainment/films/articles/5634980?source=Evening%20Standard

Looks like WAGW opened at #3 in Germany and Austria. Sehr gut. Glad you enjoyed the preview, Leah; tell us your fave scenes on the Spoilers board. I miss my HD. :-( A huge belated thanks to Kathy and Karen for the Hope Springs captures! (Too bad we couldn't have watched L'Dumb this way;-) And where, oh where, is Eileen Green when we need her? She'd have a field day with HS;-)

Renee's Back, and Colin and Russell's got her! From Variety: Zellweger shoe-in for 'Cinderella' Thesp to see $21 mil for pic, 'Bridget' sequel By MICHAEL FLEMING Renee Zellweger is set to star with Russell Crowe in the Ron Howard-directed "Cinderella Man," a Miramax and Universal co-production that begins production in spring. Imagine's Brian Grazer is producing. Zellweger's engaged in a package deal with Universal and Miramax that will pay her $21 million to do both "Cinderella Man" and the sequel to "Bridget Jones's Diary," which begins lensing in October. On both films, U has domestic and Miramax has foreign territories. In "Cinderella Man," Crowe will play Jim Braddock, a Depression-era boxer who became a folk hero by winning a brutal 15-round match with heavyweight champion Max Baer in 1935. Zellweger will play his wife. Akiva Goldsman was brought on to do to a rewrite of a script originated by Cliff Hollingsworth and previously rewritten by Charlie Mitchell. Goldsman came aboard after Howard committed, making it a reunion for "A Beautiful Mind" alums Crowe, Goldsman, Howard and Grazer. Zellweger has been interested in the role since Crowe first pondered pairing with director Lasse Hallstrom. Since then, the actress turned in a Golden Globe-winning performance for Miramax in "Chicago." She recently agreed to play Janis Joplin in a biopic for Paramount and Lakeshore and will next be seen starring with Jude Law and Nicole Kidman in the Anthony Minghella-directed adaptation of "Cold Mountain" for Miramax. "Cinderella Man" will be overseen by U's Scott Stuber and Miramax's Meryl Poster and Bob Osher. CAA and John Carrabino rep Zellweger.

Thanks, Murph! Not interested in Cinderella Man. U has domestic and Miramax has foreign territories. Hear that Lola? But you already knew, I'm sure. How about confirming the actors. Who will play Rebecca?

Thought the starting date for "Edge" might be of interest, though I guess that is known already. Sorry.

Don't be sorry, Murph. It not only gives us a new start date, but a new distributor--Universal--here in North America. That's good news for the fans as Uni is so vastly superior from a marketing standpoint to that M company.;-) I have to wonder, though, how M got its grubby hands on the rights for the entire world except for here. That's the most lucrative part of the deal, the part that Uni held last time. CM sounds like it will be great--The Beautiful Mind team of Howard, Crowe, Goldsman, and Grazer is a winner. Am guessing that RZ's wife role will be as meaty as Jennifer Connelly's in ABM, or she wouldn't have done it.

Thanks, Murph. I'd place far more credence in Michael Fleming than so many of the other yahoos. ;-D

I got this from Warner Brothers today, promoting the WAGW DVD (empahasis mine): Special Features: Additional Scenes Fashion Etiquette 101 What's A Girl To Wear? Commentary by Writers Hidden Bonus Features (casting sessions and on-set gags) Theatrical Trailer Somehow I can't picture Colin as a gag-meister, goosing the gaffers, but you never know.;-)

casting sessions and on-set gags Hmmm, the casting sessions will probably be all the guys who tried out for Oliver James' part... On-set gags? Isn't that what AB's TV program is all about? :-(

Somehow I can't picture Colin as a gag-meister, goosing the gaffers, but you never know.;-) Didn't he say (maybe in the context of TIOBE) that he tends more to be the butt of jokes than the originator? Commentary by Writers Well, there's some hope here. I really think it was written by at least one Firthette.

Bring it on.

Googling about Love Actually sent me to this article about Shannon Elizabeth (mindless stuff about upcoming projects), but where it mentions her as part of the cast of Love Actually: The actress, who most recently co-starred in the CBS telefilm "Crooked E: The Unshredded Truth About Enron," will next be seen in the features "Love Actually," "Johnson Family Vacation" and Wes Craven's "Cursed." I don't recall seeing her name associated with it before (IMDB does not have it) so I thought I'd mention this... Full article: http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=televisionNews&storyID=3066229

I don't know which topic to use for this, so I hope it's okay here: Last night one of our tv-channels had a documentary on Mick Jagger. Today my son said to me: Did you see your guy on tv last night? No, I said (too busy reading drool, but couldn't tell him that). Well, he continues, he was in the documentary (just briefly) with a woman, a drink and perhaps Elton John at some sort of party. I hope you taped it, I almost yelled. No, he said - had a few friends over and didn't think of it. Now I wish I hadn't mentioned anything to you at all! So - what I would like to know: has any of you seen the documentary and if you have, is he really in it? I would like some sort of confirmation, before I start phoning the tv-channel to persuade them to rerun the documentary ;-)

I'm afraid I don't know which country you're in, Annette, but in the U.S. the Biography channel is featuring Mick Jagger this month. The next one airs on 7/21 at 11 pm ET.

Elton John recently had a Aids benefit auction where Hugh Grant bid a large amount on one of the items. The article was posted on O&E. Could have been there. Annette ask your son if the woman he was with was pregnant and what she looked liked. Livia could have had the baby by now.

For those looking for a bit of a mention of WAGW's opening in the UK, there's a bit here: http://film.guardian.co.uk/features/featurepages/0,4120,996994,00.html

I wish the quality were better! Is he making animal shadows or what? http://books.ladybird.co.uk:8000/static/packages/uk/booksellers/catalogues/general/general_mj_06_12_03.pdf I'm on the Penguin UK site now but the dang ISBN number does not compute!

Link brings you to page one, go to page 10!

Not a clue, but animal shadows seems as good as any guess. ;-D Fantastic find, Maria. We'll have a script to this one with color pics. Reminds me of the Notting Hill book and how we didn't get anything for BJD.

(Moon Dreams)Elton John recently had a Aids benefit auction... I just asked him. He said it was Elton John hosting a "Venice" (as the town in Italy, don't know if the spelling is right)-party in his garden. Among the guests were Colin. When I asked about what the girl accompaning him looked like, he couldn't remember. In fact - he said it in manner of Mr Bennett: No lace, Mrs Bennett ;-) Maria, I'm sure it's a great find, but I can't make the link work. Am I the only one having trouble getting through?

(Annette) but I can't make the link work. It is an Adobe Acrobat file (.pdf); I have put the relevant info up on the Love Actually page (including pic) and here are urls to preorder the book from amazon (US) and amazon (UK) to benefit Spring: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0312318499/spring-20 http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0718146433/thespring-21

Thank you so much, both Karen and Maria. Looks very promising indeed. I managed to contain myself from ordering WAGW, the book ( ;-) ) but this one seems to be a "definetly must have".

Here is the text and the pic:

Thanks Maria and Karen. Wot is LL doing with Colin Ware's "scarf?" :-) Could the poses (save for LN and small child) be any dorkier?

Thanks Maria and Karen! (Maria) I wish the quality were better! Is he making animal shadows or what? ROTFL...animal shadows...or he's throwing gang signs. He's got that trench coat thing going on...I do so love it when he wears those...that walk combined with the coat is enough to keep a girl happy for quite some time.

(LisaJH) Could the poses (save for LN and small child) be any dorkier? Maybe it is just their taken-out-of-contextness that makes it seem so?? let's hope so! (Tress)or he's throwing gang signs. ROTF!!! Don't tell me we are to have another trite Portuguese gangsta rap scene! Everyone is doing that these days! ;-))

(LisaJH) Could the poses (save for LN and small child) be any dorkier? (Maria) Maybe it is just their taken-out-of-contextness that makes it seem so?? Dorkier? Doubt it, we're talking Richard Curtis here. Dorky is his middle name. Sorry, Whoopsy daisies. ;-)

(Maria)Link brings you to page one, go to page 10! Thanks Maria! Page 13 is a book called How To Feel Wonderful, Just As You Are..;-)

Maria, how do you find these things? You're amazing! (Maria)Don't tell me we are to have another trite Portuguese gangsta rap scene! Everyone is doing that these days! Or maybe it's a pose from a special sign language they have in the movie since they don't speak the same language? Can't wait to find out. Thanks, Maria.

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Is this new? Two reviews for Love Actually at AICN: http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=15668 From review # 2: 5. Hopeless crime writer Jamie (Colin Firth), who discovers his wife has been cheating on him with his best friend, and heads off to his holiday home in France, where romance blossoms with his Portuguese cleaning lady Aurelia. The majority of this plotline consists of poor language-barrier semi-gags, but there is a fabulous scene towards the end as Jamie treks through town alongside Aurelia's dad, fat sister and a few hundred others in search of Aurelia. As ever though, this thread is also as predictable as a prune-eaters bowels.

Thank you Murph....both reviews sound positive! This is good news! As ever though, this thread is also as predictable as a prune-eaters bowels... I'm no expert, but I imagine that a prune eaters bowels could be highly volatile!

(Murph)Is this new? Two reviews for Love Actually at AICN It is to me1 Thanks Murph. I'm no expert, but I imagine that a prune eaters bowels could be highly volatile! LOL! Tress, you are fast becoming one of my favorite wry optimist!

I know these pictures from GWAPE have been making the rounds in e-mail and on other sites, but I don't think I've seen anything posted about them here, so I thought I would post a link. Heaven knows you don't want to miss 'em! These are from that Italian site that we were looking at a while back. Click on the small images to see the bigger ones. Thanks to a lurker for supplying the URL. GWAPE pictures

(Rika) These are from that Italian site that we were looking at a while back. Evil iMac!!!! GAH! I shall conquer this...I shall! (Beedee) LOL! Tress, you are fast becoming one of my favorite wry optimist! LOL....I aim to please....and much nicer than what my mum used to say....that I was just 'full of p*ss and vinegar!' I just see everything as going 'up' from L'dum! Surely ODB can't sink to those depths again....and if I can survive that viewing...well, then, bring it on! I can handle anything!! ;-)

(Tress) I just see everything as going 'up' from L'dum! His ascendancy from that seems to have leveled off a bit and even a tad in danger of sliding back with HS.

(Dorine) His ascendancy from that seems to have leveled off a bit and even a tad in danger of sliding back with HS. Haven't seen HS yet (still living on WAGW residuals)....but I'm looking ahead now....Trauma, LA, GWAPE, TDW....and TEOR. The stuff he has going now doesn't make me hold my breath (which I did when I heard about WAGW, but was most pleasantly surprised). I'm looking forward to all the drama that is back in ODB's life (with a splash of Bridget, for good measure)! Maybe in the future we can refer to this period (bump) in ODB's CV as his Hope Springs L'dum years! Those bleak days before the golden era (not too bleak as Rika has a DVD copy of TA, which makes things a bit better....cuz we all know what that means)! ;-)

you are right tress... it's another **mac users alert** : the links to the gwape pix don't work again. hey rika, you tease, this is not fair, i repeat, not fair... i want wigs, puffy sleeves, furrowed brows and stained fingers as much as any PCed drooler does. can you type here a direct link to one of the pictures (they should be organized as a numbered series i guess), *not* as a link, but as plain text, so we can work out different possibilities ??? thanx a lot dvd queen. re: "(...) this thread is also as predictable as a prune-eaters bowels" : i have to say this is one of the weirdest metaphors i have ever seen (or is it a symbol ? who knows, and frankly, who cares)... don't get me started on the interpretation of this, ah !

Thanks Rika for that to die for pic! Also for the link, this us one I really can't wait for!

Rika, thank you. Very promising indeed ;-) Sophie, this worked for me at help (but Rikas link also worked) - well, worth a try. We can't have you not being able to have your share of the pictures ;-) http://digilander.libero.it/firthissimo/gwape.htm

well annette, the thing is : i can access this index page alright, but my various browsers cannot recognize the sub-links to the pix themselves : this is why i was begging for direct links to the pictures. pretty please ?

Thanks for posting the LA test screening comments, Murph: and music figures prominently in some great moments of classically stodgy actors letting loose with some impromptu dancing and karaoke. Have my candles lit already. Noooooooooooooooooo! I'm sure the execs are worried that American audiences are too dumb to keep up with so many people and the way they're related to each other. What an imbecile. Guess he's not aware of the American filmmaker who started all this (Altman) and his many imitators. For the GWAPE pics, try this: http://cfirth.topcities.com/gwape.html I've found that the Italian site is incompatible with too many browsers at very release levels.

Thank you Karen and Kristi for the beautiful pictures. Some have the feel of painted portraits. I have a feeling this film will be visually stunning.

Ooops. Sorry Rika. Thank you for the great find.

(karen)(...) try this aha! now *that* works : thank you karen. i believe i can see square hats, wooden hands, as well as some index finger jewelry. this is getting promising, i only hope it won't just be visually stunning sonia... you know, the old 'more historical than you' curse... avoiding slow tomatoes, as weel as turnips and other assorted vegetables (karen again) What an imbecile. maybe he was only referring to studio execs' belief that american audiences cannot follow multiple thread stories... we all know where postmodernist moviemaking comes from, don't worry.

Okay, so I take it the Mac users are all squared away now? If not, I can still post direct links to the photos.

(rika) Okay, so I take it the Mac users are all squared away now? yep ! we're all set (well, i hope so for tress) ! thanks for raising the issue rika, i hadn't seen all of these pictures. a press release for cannes 2003, huh ? they probably sold it at the 'march� du film' section, but i thonk you guys already talked about this, right ?

The pics would've been from the sales material from Pathe, provided at the 'march� du film' section. It isn't a presskit as some seem to believe.

Soph and I have been talking about the Love Actually book pic. While I love the shadow animal idea, how about pantomime (charades) for communication? eh, there? Two words, first word is two syllables...well, not exactly, but... ;-D

(Karen) While I love the shadow animal idea, how about pantomime (charades) for communication? Ahem.....as I mentioned before.....sign language! You all (well Karen did anyway ;-)) scoffed, but see how close I may have been?! ;-D

I didn't remember yours, Dorine, and I surely didn't scoff. I only commented on the shadow animal comment.

the july drool betting party for your enjoyment today, the image we are about to study is this one : now, place your bets, ladies & gentlemens what do you think this is ? a/shadow animals : "lookee, i can do a rabbit ! and wait till you see what i can do without my hands !" b/sign language : "help... me.... essss-cape... this dread... dreadful... PR.... job" c/i really don't know, you see, being a member of the golden droolers club*, my eyes sort of betray me on that one, and anyway, they haven't been that good since the end of the war.... d/a card saying, "pleese, i am not criminal, i haff wife and children to support, can you spare a dime / go see dis movie pleese* ?" e/ooooh, what do we care ??? bring on more pictures of towel scenes ! footnotes: * everyone familiar with european public transportation of some sort will recognize this. ** the 'golden droolers club' was founded ages ago by those of us who do not even need a picture of cf to drool

(Karen) I didn't remember yours, Dorine, and I surely didn't scoff. I believe there was some scoffing in jest during Colin's last birthday party when I gave him a sign language book for his birthday.....to learn for the Oscar-winning role he'd get as a mute. ;-)

(Sophie) what do you think this is ? Actually, in all honesty, it does look like he's holding his hand in the ASL sign for "I love you." Except his hand isn't upright, palm facing us. It's like they caught him in the middle of putting his hand up or down. Or he was trying to do the hip-hop version like you see rappers do sometimes.

Took another look....it's hard to tell where his thumb is though. It should be out, but looks like could be making a circle with his thumb and middle or ring finger,too. It's a hard one to call.

(Sophie) what do you think this is ? His version of CCR's I Put a Spell on You ( so you'll go see LA in spite of HS) ;-)

(Sophie)d/a card saying, "pleese, i am not criminal, i haff wife and children to support, can you spare a dime / go see dis movie pleese* ?" LOL! Original thought.... (Sonia)His version of CCR's I Put a Spell on You ( so you'll go see LA in spite of HS) ;-) Because your miiiiinnnne........ More accurate vote! He certaily has put a spell on me!

Where is Mari when we need her? Looks to me like the Italian gesture we use when "putting the horns" on someone to ward off jealousy or evil.;-)

http://www.luckymojo.com/manocornuto.html You could be on to something.

mmmmh, i don't know about the evil sign, i think you usually do it with the horns extended upward, right ? to be serious (it must be a first), it looks a bit like the gesture you'd have while balancing a roman scale on your index finger (or gesturing someone to come over) : palm upward, thumb extended, three last fingers folded and the index finger slightly crooked (this is a hard job to describe this in english: i need to improve my anatomy vocabulary). in fact, due to the perspective, you can actually see the thumb (top thing). browninsh area is the palm, and brownish spot totally on the left side is the index finger, distorded because of the perspective again. it could also be the way you use your hand to hold something flat/thin/fragile to show around (card for instance).

(Sophie) it could also be the way you use your hand to hold something flat/thin/fragile to show around (card for instance). Hmmm......now that you say that.....maybe he's doing magic tricks!! The old 'slight of hand' thing. Why, Mr. Firth....what is that you have up your sleeve??! (I won't even *snicker* after that....okay...I just did)! ;-) (Rika) Okay, so I take it the Mac users are all squared away now? Mac user reporting in....all is fine! VERY fine!!! Thanks Rika and Karen.....must remember to keep paper bags near computer in case I start to hyperventilate....

Maybe he's demonstrating the hand and wrist movement Spiderman uses to throw a web, that Will showed him after being in the movie. ;-D

(Sophie) palm upward, thumb extended, three last fingers folded and the index finger slightly crooked .....in fact, due to the perspective, you can actually see the thumb (top thing) That's funny how it looks so different to so many people. To me it looks like his palm is down and the top thing, if I am looking at what you are, looks like the index finger to me, with the fingers curled under. Where's the photographer when you need him/her? Well the speculating is fun, anyway.

Help needed! There's a chance I may be able to travel to London for the Premiere of WAGW on 3 August (I think that's the correct date). But does anyone know where it's being shown, and at what time? It's not the Odeon Leicester Square, BTW, according to their info line.

For UK-ers.... advert from today's Times 2 "This Saturday in Play you can win a swanky London weekend at the Savoy and one of ten DVDs of Oscar Wilde's classic The Importance of Being Earnest starring Judi Dench and Colin Firth"

I've just realised that WAGW will almost certainly premiere at the Warner Village West End. But can't reach the cinema by phone to confirm - all I can get is one of those blasted automated helplines. Have sent email and am awaiting reply.

Excellent, Janet...Our UK ladies have had such great luck lately.

(Linda)Looks to me like the Italian gesture we use when "putting the horns" on someone to ward off jealousy or evil.;-) Ah, the mal'occia! It *is* close, but after careful study, there is no doubt in my mind that he is imitating `. . . Senor Wences and his hand puppet, Johnny! (Wot, you girls never watched Ed Sullivan in the '60s?;-) Slap a wig on that hand, and you've got Johnny. "Deefeecult for you, easy for me." "Awright?" "S'awright!" Great find, Maria!

(Mari) . Senor Wences and his hand puppet, Johnny! (Wot, you girls never watched Ed Sullivan in the '60s?;-) LOL!! I'm changing my vote! Senor Wences it is!

Soright!!

According to Coming Soon, the US release date for Love Actually has been pushed back two weeks, to Novemeber 21. Also, they have it listed for release in the "top 25 markets." Lola, whassup wit dat? And in other release date news, Dogville has been pushed back to next year. Which I hope means that Lion's Gate can now put all their end-of-year/awards season $$$ into GWAPE.:-)

Not sure if it's significant, but the little blurb from Variety said UIP. Doesn't that usually indicate outside the US? Regardless, the two week pushback doesn't bother me, especially as it will be closer to the big holiday fanfare, though the top 25 markets business does.

(Janet2) I've just realised that WAGW will almost certainly premiere at the Warner Village West End It would seem the obvious choice but I rang them three weeks ago and they said they were not holding the premiere. They didn't have any information at all on where it would be held:-(

A very recent posting at the Message Board for GWAPE at Yahoo movies "I happen(ed) to watch the film yesterday, cause i'll be doing some work on it , and i have to say that it's a great film , with an amazing cast. can't wait to see it again on the big screen. "

(aishling)It would seem the obvious choice but I rang them three weeks ago and they said they were not holding the premiere. They didn't have any information at all on where it would be held:-( I've still not been able to find out either, and I need to book my airline ticket soon, while there are seats available. Any info or advice on who to contact would be greatly appreciated. I've tried emailing WB but only had an acknowledgement so far.

Janet, I contacted what looked to be the WAGW UK website - http://www.pf757.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ab/wagwindex.html He just responded - "Hi Maria, I'm afraid the details are still to be confirmed, as are the attendees. I'll have the details up as soon as I know. I have tried to contact Warner's but they don't seem to have a contact address on the Internet." Regards, Paul Fisher I'll keep in touch with him but it doesn't sound like he knows much more than us...:-(

(Bethan) A very recent posting at the Message Board for GWAPE at Yahoo movies (...) i have to say that it's a great film Very good news indeed. Lets hope it reflects the critical and popular opinions. Could this be the film to get things going for ODB? Followed by Trauma and TDW, the powers that be may just take notice of him (I hope)

A site for the City of Westminister seems to confirm some sort of special showing: http://www.westminster.gov.uk/leisure/events/forthcoming.cfm 03 Aug - Celebrity Screening of 'What a Girl Wants' - Warner West End, Leicester Square Don't know how authoritative they are, but looks promising...

Thanks for the info re WAGW Premiere. I'm determined to be there. But I'm surprised nothing seems to have been confirmed yet. Just my luck!!!

ITV Poll on the next Bond: Ralph Fiennes wins with 24%. Colin Firth, who got pulses racing as Mr Darcy in the TV adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, tied with fellow British actor Clive Owen for third place with 12 per cent. http://www.itv.com/news/1565176.html

from www.westminster.gov.uk 03 Aug - Celebrity Screening of 'What a Girl Wants' - Warner West End, Leicester Square Oddly worded as they usually call it a premiere.

re: mary's post: "wot? 12% only ?" ahhhhh, james bond.... sorry, i was just daydreaming there....

I �d love to be at the WAGW premiere but unfortunaly (more than unfortunaly) I come to London on the 4th of august not on the 3th. I�m counting on you (whoever will be there) to report.

Oh, Sophie, thanks for the gorgeous picture!!! Perked my Tuesday up. Wonder what ODB would do with Bond, considering his agility (!?) in BJD's fight scene, and various L'dium pub "steam-offs". LOL! But if Bond = cool, suave, handsome, intelligent..he'd beat RF anyday in my book. Dry martini, anyone?

Hi All They are planning a two day press junket in London on Oct 10-12 for Love Actually. this will accommodate Colin's shoot schedule for The Edge of Reason which will end early January. I apologize if I miss any questions that you may have posted here but I rarely see them due to time constraints. So if you have any questions please direct them to Karen and she can forward them to my email. I just received a promotion which means that my time will be even more scarce to come in and post. But if there is anything I feel is super important I will do my best to drop by. Also, recently an employee based out of London had her work email posted on a public forum for Colin and needless to say it's been hell for her ever since. So I really appreciate the professional attitude and respect of this forum. Trust me the difference is night and day. Karen expect a press kit for LA soon. Take care everyone!

Oooo, good news! Thank you, thank you!

Congrats on you promotion Lola. Thanks for keeping us abreast of the happenings for LA and TEOR.

(Andrea) Oh, Sophie, thanks for the gorgeous picture!!! Perked my Tuesday up. Wonder what ODB would do with Bond, considering his agility (!?) in BJD's fight scene, and various L'dium pub "steam-offs". LOL! But if Bond = cool, suave, handsome, intelligent..he'd beat RF anyday in my book. Dry martini, anyone? The martini must be shaken, not stirred. I often dreamed of Colin as JB. RF I can't see as him at all. But I'm afraid, and ducking tomatoes, that after seeing the last PB effort we'd definitely have to get him into severe physical training as well as lessons in the boudoir.;-) I volunteer for those. But would love to see him in a good mystery as a detective. Think he would be very good in something of that nature. Congratulations on your promotion Lola. Good news and thank you for all the news you give us.

(Hola Lola) They are planning a two day press junket in London on Oct 10-12 for Love Actually. this will accommodate Colin's shoot schedule for The Edge of Reason which will end early January. Wonder how much time off, if any, he'll get to squeeze in PR for GWAPE. :-( (And yes, I know GWAPE PR would be for another company/studio. I'm sure time off could or would need to be arranged in his contract for TEOR to enable that to happen ;-)) Time will tell. So TEOR will target 2004 end of year holidays for release, then? That would be a mighty nice Xmas (and bday, for me) present. ;-) GWAPE(s) this year and hopefully towels the next! ;-D Also, recently an employee based out of London had her work email posted on a public forum for Colin and needless to say it's been hell for her ever since. Poor thing, what a pain in the...... :-( Thanks so much, Lola! Congrats on your promotion!! :-D Shame you'll have less time to drop by (even to lurk for a laugh ;-)). (Pam) But would love to see him in a good mystery as a detective I don't think I'd actually mind that either.

(Pam)....we'd definitely have to get him into severe physical training as well as lessons in the boudoir.;-) Couldn't agree more. Somehow, he'd have to beef up a bit. Couldn't be hanging from helicopters or airplane wings without the muscles. Just wouldn't play well. Also, he definitely needs to learn the "bed ballet." Can we share on the boudoir lessons? Perhaps we can hope TEOR has some shagging scenes. Great screen practice for a JB role and great fantasy fodder for us!! Congrats to Lola.

(Lola)So I really appreciate the professional attitude and respect of this forum. Trust me the difference is night and day. Thank you for the compliment, Lola. However, the credit goes to the Karen who consistently has a high standard in running this place and makes us look good.

Thank you Lola, and congratulations on your promotion. Don't work too hard... (Dorine)GWAPE(s) this year and hopefully towels the next! Yes, towels...small ones. V. small one;-)

(EmmaB)from www.westminster.gov.uk 03 Aug - Celebrity Screening of 'What a Girl Wants' - Warner West End, Leicester Square Oddly worded as they usually call it a premiere. Contacted Westminster Council by phone. They confirmed it was not Premiere but Celebrity Screening, ie stars of movie may not make an appearance, but do other publicity instead. Tickets by invite only. Time will be either 2.00pm or 7.00pm.(Yet to be confirmed). - Don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is probably my only chance to be in London for a Premiere!

(Janet) Contacted Westminster Council by phone. They confirmed it was not Premiere but Celebrity Screening, ie stars of movie may not make an appearance, but do other publicity instead. Seems odd to put the information on the web site if they don't want or expect the public to show up. When I spoke to someone at the Rainforest Alliance before the WAGW premiere here, they couldn't (or wouldn't) tell me who was showing up. And it was *their* benefit. But, more than likely, someone else was making the event arrangements. Gotta say one of the most interesting things I learned volunteering for the Tribeca FF was who puts together award shows and events that require celebrities, how much goes wrong right up to the last minute, and how they pull them off.

If you think that Livia is probably off suffering in Italian again, then that would be probably one reason they've called it a Celebrity Screening I suppose. Does anyone really think he will go? I probably won't go if it is in the afternoon as I have a previous committment that involves watching home made flying machines crash into the Serpentine. And Janet, save your air miles for LA, GWAPE, TEOR, etc.!! Might be a better chance.

)Maria from Firthology)And how about those hand movements, huh? Pretty impressive! Molto bello! Just *had* to comment here since there's no room at 166.:-( Thank you Maria! I just got a chance to listen To the Maestro! I have no Italian but I loved it and the hands Louisa, the hands! I'll probably get a nastygram from the I.T. police here at work for streaming but it was worth it!

I'm moving Maria's post here: Maybe I'm wierd, (ok, not maybe..) but it has long been a desire of mine to hear him speak Italian...I fear I shall listen to this over and over!! (and hurrah, my heart leaps again after the crash and burn of HS...;-)) Too bad it isn't more clear! http://www.rainews24.rai.it/ran24/rubriche/cinema/videointerviste/interviste.htm And how about those hand movements, huh? Pretty impressive! Molto bello!

Great find, Maria! I must say he makes an effort. You can almost see him thinking. It is a heavy accent but his voice still sounds the same. His American accent is worse, with it, he even loses the identity of his voice. But when he spaks Italian the voice remains natural. Che bravo! I'm impressed.

From me too - great find, Maria! I still don't like the dubbing of the movie at all. I'm in no place to say it's good or bad, but that face and another voice = very strange.

(Moon) It is a heavy accent but his voice still sounds the same Does that mean that his Italian has a heavy english accent or that he speaks with a strong italian accent? He has been very modest in his assessment of his linguistic accomplishments would be interesting to have another person's view.

Grazie Maria. What a treat. (Annette) I still don't like the dubbing of the movie at all Ditto.

(Allison), Does that mean that his Italian has a heavy english accent or that he speaks with a strong italian accent? I await the day to hear Colin speak with a strong "Romano" accent. ;-D He speaks Italian with a heavy English accent but the pronounciation is correct. He is understood. Now if he could only dub his own voice in Italy. ;-)

(Allison)He has been very modest in his assessment of his linguistic accomplishments would be interesting to have another person's view. I'm not very fluent in Italian, but I can understand most of what is being said in conversation. As I mentioned yesterday on 166, I was v. surprised at the level of fluency and his obvious comfort with the language. I didn't think, because of his assessment, that he spoke the language so well. Thanks, again, Maria. A very rare find and excellent treat. Mille grazie!

Thanks Maria! What a treat! Was listening at work and, of course, speak not a lick of Italian. A co-worker does and heard it from afar...he stated "that's an odd accent...oh! He's English". Came over and watched the segment with me and said that ODB spoke Italian very well...I was just enjoying all the hand gestures and realized that it doesn't matter what ODB is saying...I'll listen! ;-)

Anybody up at this time of night for a sneak peek at the Love Actually trailer. Warning: it is fairly pixelated, but I'm on my way to Keepsakes... Acknowledgement for this (i.e. not my find): Linn via Amelie from the French CF circle. Merci Linn et Amelie! Enjoy! And let's talk outfits! :) http://www.kinepolis.be/index.cfm?PageID=143&coufID=11718

It's me again... I forgot to precise that you need to click on B.A. -- for bande-annonce, i.e. movie trailer in French. It's in flash something for loading it, and it takes a while, but it's worth the wait; there is quite a bit of ODB... *sigh*

Odile, Great find! And it does seems promising, although typical RC Rom-Com. - But what was AR all about in those horn-rimmed glasses?

Ooh that was nice. Bad picture, no sound at work, but Janet you are right, it seems VERY promising. The kissing was funny! (funny as in humourous scene, not judging quality!)

I remember bits of the article but not the pic, forgive if a repeat... Hello cute scarf man! Hello little smile! Hello cute hand on shoulder! Article - http://tube.tfl.gov.uk/content/metro/03/0305/30/# Interesting..it links back to the bucket!!

Maria, thank you! I remember the article being postet or a link but never saw this picture (or at least not clearly enough to remember ;-))

Thanks for the LA update, Hola, and congrats about the promotion. I'll forward any questions on to you and look forward to receiving a package in the near future! (Hola) Also, recently an employee based out of London had her work email posted on a public forum for Colin and needless to say it's been hell for her ever since. Yes, and to make it worse, people started emailing Bevan and Fellner, forwarding insipid petitions, etc. A sad state of affairs. (Hola) So I really appreciate the professional attitude and respect of this forum. Trust me the difference is night and day. So glad you can tell the difference. :) (BTW, Colin as James Bond is NOT news, but fantasy on some people's parts) (Dorine) Wonder how much time off, if any, he'll get to squeeze in PR for GWAPE. :-( He'll have whatever the studio (Lions Gate) feels is necessary, as I'm sure it is in his contract. Working Title has to work around his prior commitments. Aren't you watching Project Greenlight? ;-D Thanks, ladies, for the links to the RAI Italian interview, the Love Actually trailer (you can watch it in English too) and the Tube pose.

(Maria)Hello cute scarf man! Hello little smile! Hello cute hand on shoulder! Too cute! Thanks again oh Google Queen..... I've not seen it either and he's lovely. I'll tack that onto the my minds images from the LA trailer! Thanks for that Odile!

The Palm Beach Post: Greatest Sports Movies of all time: 43. Fever Pitch (1997) - Colin Firth, Ken Stott http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/content/sports/movie_list.html

(Murph)43. Fever Pitch (1997) - Colin Firth, Ken Stott Thanks Murph, that was fun. "Oh, only #43" I thought and then checked out the list and found it very good indeed, given what followed.

Thanks for the LA trailer, Odile. Can't do French, but it was v. good en espa�ol. Lots of smooches..."All You Need is Love"..perfect holiday movie.

Thanks, Maria! Lovely picture!

(Murph) The Palm Beach Post: Greatest Sports Movies of all time: 43. Fever Pitch (1997) - Colin Firth, Ken Stott Always knew my hometown paper was worth reading. ;-) Thanks, Murph.

tah-doo-daaah ! tons of news & goodies ! thanks lola for the news & congratulations on your promotion (don't work too hard though, hehe), thanks odile for the trailer (snorted at the triple kiss scene), thanks maria for the pic (bet the scarf will very soon resurface at keepsakes).

Empire On Line competition. Prize is 2 tickets to WAGW Premiere and after show party on 3 August. Will contact Warner to confirm.

(Murph) The Palm Beach Post: Greatest Sports Movies of all time: 43. Fever Pitch (1997) - Colin Firth, Ken Stott I'm surprised (and pleased!) that FP made it onto a US list -- I don't think the movie's very well known here, is it? And much as I liked FP, I was even more surprised to see that it ranked ahead of Pat and Mike. I wonder if the voting was before or after Katharine Hepburn died? Thanks for the article! I got a kick out of it -- reminded me of some movies I haven't thought about in awhile.

(Evelyn) Thanks for the LA trailer, Odile. Can't do French, but it was v. good en espa�ol. Evelyn, use this to get into the page for trailer for the English version ... http://www.kinepolis.be/TrailerPopup/TrailerPopup.cfm?movieName=Love%20Actually&ident_site_Id=290&country_ID=B&language_Code=ENG&trailerID=2723%3c/A

I seem to be running a day late...at least...this week. Thank you Odile and KJArt for posting that trailer link! I am now completely useless at work and can't seem to get that tune outta my head! The automation department rues the day they gave me that sound card!!! ;-) ODB looks fantatic....nice close-up (and I have inspected at least a dozen times to make sure). Thanks to Murph for the article. Am impressed that 'Fever Pitch' was #43! As 'The Endless Summer' was only #63! And the tube pic! Thank you Maria! From the looks of the others in the photo, it doesn't really appear to be a day for such a heavy scarf! ODB must be v. v. warm! Oh....wait....that's me....*fanning self*...sorry! ;-)

(Liz)I'm surprised (and pleased!) that FP made it onto a US list Me, too. FP is one of my favorites. (Tress)it doesn't really appear to be a day for such a heavy scarf! ODB must be v. v. warm Scarves/towels...They're becoming his trademark;-)

(Tress)and can't seem to get that tune outta my head It's been driving me nuts all day trying to place the voice - any ideas?

(Tress)and can't seem to get that tune outta my head (Janet) It's been driving me nuts all day trying to place the voice - any ideas? Singing All You Need Is Love? It's the guy they show singing in the church at the wedding at the beginning, isn't it? Is he somebody? Or are you talking about something else? :-P

(Tress) and can't seem to get that tune outta my head (Janet) It's been driving me nuts all day trying to place the voice - any ideas? (Dorine) Singing All You Need Is Love? It's the guy they show singing in the church at the wedding at the beginning, isn't it? Is he somebody? Or are you talking about something else? :-P I wasn't assuming it was the guy in the church (you know...the whole Audrey Hepburn...'My Fair Lady' thing...with Marni Nixon doing the singing for Audrey), so I looked yesterday on the internet....and I looked....and I looked....(not that I recognize the actor/possible singer...from the church, so it could very likely be him doing the vocals). And now that I'm typing this and thinking of it....the blasted tune is back!!!! GAH! Must find another Beatles tune to replace it with before I go mad! ;-)

(Janet) It's been driving me nuts all day trying to place the voice - any ideas? I'm sure he was a singer in a British band from a while back (60s/70s). His vocal style is just so familiar - it'll come to me eventually!! And I think it is him singing in church, BTW. He's around the correct age, anyway.

(TressGAH! Must find another Beatles tune to replace it with before I go mad! ;-) Try Rocky Racoon! You'll get frustrated trying to remember the lyrics and put it out of your mind;-) It always works for me.

(Janet) It's been driving me nuts all day trying to place the voice - any ideas? It sounds like that black singer with a big scar on his face. He has a wonderful voice. I can't remember his name! Emma and Janet and whoever else attempts the WAGW London premiere, best of luck! I look forwrd to the DETAILED reports. ;-D Plus pictures, of course! I am off on an exotic adventure tomorrow. Take care and enjoy the summer. Cherio!

(Moon)It sounds like that black singer with a big scar on his face. He has a wonderful voice. I can't remember his name! Moon, you mean Seal. I agree with you, he's got a great singing voice, but I don't think he's the one in the trailer. I looked, but I couldn't tell for sure (trailer was very blurry for me). Emma and Janet and whoever else attempts the WAGW London premiere... I'll second that. Have fun tomorrow...wish I was there with you:-)! Moon, hope you have a great trip. Hasta!

(AdaVW)I looked, but I couldn't tell for sure (trailer was very blurry for me). I'm sure the guy singing is meant to be the father of the groom, which would make him at least 50, by my reckoning - I still think he's a singer from a British band from a while back. (AdaVW)Emma and Janet and whoever else attempts the WAGW London premiere... I still can't get confirmation of venue, etc. Warner Village West End deny it is being held there, yet Westminster Council say it definitely is. Very badly handled!

The trailer's a real treat. Mille mercis. While some of you are going nuts wondering who the singer is, I'll concentrate on the scene where ODB walks away then glances back. ;-p (Moon) Emma and Janet and whoever else attempts the WAGW London premiere, best of luck! Ditto

Best of luck, UK ladies. Moon...happy exotic adventures

(Sonia)While some of you are going nuts wondering who the singer is, I'll concentrate on the scene where ODB walks away then glances back. ;-p Sounds like a great plan! I've no idea either and I do love the trailer. Have been hitting that pause button and relishing the results. The *look* at the pond has been having *pride of place* as well.

(Moon) I am off on an exotic adventure tomorrow. Take care and enjoy the summer. Cherio! Moon! Hadn't seen ya for a while, so I thought you left town already. Have a great time and safe journey! Say Hi to George for me. ;-) (Ada) Moon, you mean Seal. I agree with you, he's got a great singing voice, but I don't think he's the one in the trailer. He was my initial thought as well, but you can tell the difference. Good luck UK brigade! We'll be waiting! *toe tapping* ;-)

I know I've been away, but I thought the WAGW premiere was August 3. Warner Brothers UK site is running a competition for premiere and after-party tickets. Anyway, I guess it's time to don the flack jackets. Empire's review: Following up such a well-received debut as Director Gordon may know what some, if not all, girls want � a rich daddy, parties galore and a boyfriend who looks like a member of Blue � but the clumsiness with which this fantasy is played out makes The Princess Diaries look subtle. In a remake of The Reluctant Debutante (1958), American teen Daphne (Amanda Bynes) is delighted to find her father is a British lord (Colin Firth). Her unannounced arrival, however, displeases daddy�s poisonous fianc�e (Anna Chancellor), as does her reluctance to behave like the ancient stereotypes populating this film (�I�m British: we only show affection to dogs and horses,� spouts Eileen Atkins� Lady Dashwood). Firth�s comic abilities are given slightly more room to breathe, but with its clumsy plotting and sickly sentiment, this feels like a lazy attempt to cash in on an outdated American dream. ANNA SMITH Issue 171 September 2003

BBC review: Cinderella has been done so many times she can no longer wear white to her wedding. Not that Amanda Bynes would ever dream of doing anything so conventional in "What a Girl Wants". You see, she's American, and therefore fun and funky, where we Brits are staid and stuffy. What-ho! I say, spiffing cucumber sandwiches, etc. One gets the idea. In fact, if you thought "The Princess Diaries" was a mite hackneyed, there are even fewer surprises in this effort - "inspired" by 50s pic "The Reluctant Debutante" - by director Dennie Gordon. Hip chick Daphne Reynolds ("Big Fat Liar star Bynes) jets from New York to London to make the acquaintance of the father she's never known. He just happens to be Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth), very debonair but so uptight he could crack a nut when he walks. And that's nothing compared to Dashwood's fianc�e (Anna Chancellor) and prospective stepdaughter (Christina Cole) - a frosty double act to rival the Polar ice caps. Inevitably Daphne causes quite the ballyhoo, threatening Dashwood's impending marriage, and his political ambitions, with her infernal jollity. She even goes so far as to give HRH The Prince of Wales an impromptu lap dance in one of few mildly amusing moments. Her inclination towards open displays of affection also jars with The Dashwood Way. Moving to give her grandmother a hug, she's waved away with the advice: "I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses." Director Gordon rolls out one clich� after another at a wearing pace. Ironically though, it's Colin Firth's square-shaped performance that proves to be the high note in the movie; Amanda Bynes' monotone exuberance feeling strained by comparison. Admittedly prepubescent girlie-girls might be won over by Miss Bynes' chickadee antics, but supervising guardians should be warned: it'll take a lot more than a stiff upper lip to swallow this bag of old chestnuts. "What a Girl Wants" is released in UK cinemas on Friday 8th August 2003.

Shadows On The Wall: There's a hint of serious subtext running beneath the surface that just about makes this ludicrous comedy bearable. Otherwise, it's contrived and over-sweetened but still adequately entertaining. Daphne (Bynes) is a sparky 17-year-old New Yorker who has never met her English father, the legendary Lord Dashwood (Firth). Her mother (Preston) has been her whole family, and she finally decides it's time to meet Dad. So off to England she runs, where she turns her father's well-ordered life upside down, threatening his devious fiancee (Chancellor), whose own father (Pryce) is a political manipulator with big plans for Dashwood. There are other wrinkles involving Dashwood's knowing-but-eccentric mum (Atkins), the spiteful potential stepsister (Cole) and a cute-but-scruffy musician (James). The entire plot is apparent within about five minutes of the opening credits, so the only fun to have is in the way they get there. Alas, the plot itself isn't remotely original, relying on terribly British cliches (London Calling on the soundtrack, again?) and corny situations where even a tiny bit of creativity and intelligence would have made it so much better. Fortunately, the performances are good, and Firth is especially solid as a man confronted with his past in a rather shocking way. His scenes with Bynes are excellent, and give the film a real heart, as do Bynes' scenes with Preston, who adds some weight to the normally throwaway wacky-mom role. But essentially what we have here is another cute romantic fantasy aimed at 13-year-old girls and no one else (see also the much-worse The Princess Diaries). And on that level it's a triumph.

(Mari)(BBC review) Ironically though, it's Colin Firth's square-shaped performance that proves to be the high note in the movie; Shadows On The Wall: Firth is especially solid as a man confronted with his past in a rather shocking way. His scenes with Bynes are excellent, and give the film a real heart, Thanks Mari! Pretty much that same as in the US. A relief so far.

He just happens to be Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth), very debonair but so uptight he could crack a nut when he walks. Ohhhh....I hope he doesn't crack a nut! LOL.... But this is good: Fortunately, the performances are good, and Firth is especially solid as a man confronted with his past in a rather shocking way. His scenes with Bynes are excellent, and give the film a real heart, as do Bynes' scenes with Preston, who adds some weight to the normally throwaway wacky-mom role. Glad to see a somewhat decent review. I was a bit worried that the UK reviewers would all dislike this one....and I don't want Hunk Daddy trashed! I do so love him a million green M&Ms..... Thanks Mari!

ANNA SMITH Issue 171 September 2003 What Anna Nicole did on her summer vacation ;-) (BBC Review) Cinderella has been done so many times she can no longer wear white to her wedding. Alas, the plot itself isn't remotely original, relying on terribly British cliches (...)Firth is especially solid as a man confronted with his past in a rather shocking way. His scenes with Bynes are excellent, and give the film a real heart Congrats to the casting director. And when will writers/directors learn that clich�s do not a film make? Mari, thanks for the laughs, uh reviews ;-)

(Mari) I know I've been away, but I thought the WAGW premiere was August 3. And I've been here, obviously not really paying attention to when it is and following the "herd's" well wishes. Oops. ;-) Following up such a well-received debut as Director Gordon *Please* tell me they aren't referring to Joe Dirt. Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth), very debonair but so uptight he could crack a nut when he walks. ROTF!! Thanks, Mari. They were better than I expected and not really off the mark. And as always, the British reviews are *very* humorous. Sometimes more than the actual movie. (Tress) I do so love him a million green M&Ms..... Oh my....I think I must disown you as my twin. ;-D

Getting better reviews than HS , which we didn't think it would.... Er...that is until we saw HS. Thanks Mari. Wonder what Osama bin Tookey of the DM will say.

Osama bin Tookey of the DM LOL Evelyn! Sadly (though not for ODB)Alexander Walker of the ES will not be able to get his claws into this one :-(

My world clock says it is 7:30 p.m. in London....what time does the premiere start?! Good luck to any and all UK ladies attending! Am waiting for reports!! (me) I do so love him a million green M&Ms..... (Dorine) Oh my....I think I must disown you as my twin. ;-D LOL....You keep forgetting that I was the one that was dropped on my head! And that you have the advantage of being the older (by two weeks) and wiser (infinitely) twin!! ;-)

from IMDB, an interview w/ Keira Knightley - a couple of questions about "Love Actually" http://us.imdb.com/NewsFeatures/keiraknightley.html What about working with Hugh Grant? Our paths cross in the film, but we sadly don't have a proper scene together. I met him a few times, and I also did a few days with Colin Firth who I absolutely love! He's fantastic and really cool, and we had a real giggle.

Thanks, Mari. Reviews really do sound better than what I was expecting...we'll see. Exactly when is this premiere? I thought it was the 3rd as well. (Tress)Ohhhh....I hope he doesn't crack a nut! LOL.... LOL, you beat me to it.

(Mari) I know I've been away, but I thought the WAGW premiere was August 3. (Dorine)And I've been here, obviously not really paying attention to when it is and following the "herd's" well wishes. Oops. ;-) So wait, does this make me the herd? ;-) Ahhh well, please forgive the booboo. My only excuse is..uhm..(thinking fast)..how about...my eyes got crossed!

(Mari) I know I've been away, but I thought the WAGW premiere was August 3. (Dorine)And I've been here, obviously not really paying attention to when it is and following the "herd's" well wishes. Oops. ;-) (AdaVW) So wait, does this make me the herd? ;-) OMG...I'm in the herd too Ada, even after being given the August 3rd date today...last week I was a few days behind and now....I'm days ahead...I'll go hide until I figure out what decade I'm in! (AdwVW) My only excuse is..uhm..(thinking fast)..how about...my eyes got crossed! Psssst....just say that you were looking at stubble pictures....it a legitimate excuse and I know that I become a bit disoriented afterwards...

(Mari) I know I've been away, but I thought the WAGW premiere was August 3. I've been phoning everybody, and Warner Publicity have finally confirmed it is being held in the Warner Village West End on Sunday 3 August. They couldn't confirm the time but said 'early afternoon'. Not open to the public. No details on who will attend - don't know whether I should make the journey.

ancient stereotypes populating this film (�I�m British: we only show affection to dogs and horses,� spouts Eileen Atkins� Lady Dashwood). Oh, man, this one is bound to show up in most of the reviews. But essentially what we have here is another cute romantic fantasy aimed at 13-year-old girls and no one else (see also the much-worse The Princess Diaries). Well, the 13-year-olds (and those of us with inner 13-year-olds) need entertainment too. Looking forward to better things this fall...

Hey all, I don't usually post but always enjoy dropping in on drool to see what is news. Wanted to go to try and get to Premiere of WAGW and called Warner Bros who confirmed it is not open to the public and also Colin is not attending due to the fact his wife has just had a baby. Hope this helps.

(Kelli/Warner Bros)Colin is not attending due to the fact his wife has just had a baby. Thank you for the information, Kelli. Isn't this the first "confirmation" that their baby is born?

Go here if you would like to win tickets for the UK premiere on August 3rd. http://www.warnerbros.co.uk/movies click What a girl wants, and the competition pop-up pops up ;-)

Annette, yes this is the first I have heard

(Kelli)Colin is not attending due to the fact his wife has just had a baby Thanks for the info Kelli. However,he attended the Premiere of BJD in London 3 weeks after the birth of Luca. (I think they flew him in from Italy by private jet). Perhaps this isn't *big* enough justify that. - Ah well, looks like I won't be going after all!!

Maybe he will change his mind which would be cool.... perhaps I better go up there JUST IN CASE!

I'm not going on Sunday...unless of course I win those tickets. Got other plans. Will wait for the big stuff coming up this fall... Not news as such but...I did get to see those Vermeers in the Hague this weekend and it was pretty to cool see Griet in person. Okay, yes it's fiction! But although I am not normally interested in that kind of painting, it's very compelling to look at. Small. Just stared at it for a while.

Has anyone else seen CF on a Best Western commercial? I thought I was imagining things, but I saw the commercial twice between 9:30 and 10 a.m. Eastern time (US) just now. It shows people sleeping in various places, and there's a brief scene of CF and HG that appears to be from Hope Springs. Might be the closest we'll get to seeing the movie in the US!

Thanks for the news, Kelli. Since AB couldn't attend, it would appear WB won't be trying to compensate with an all-glitter, all-British cast premiere...and Colin could beg off. ;-D BTW, the Love Actually trailer has been taken down from the Kinepolis site; they informed me of it. I'd bet they jumped the gun and it wasn't supposed to be up.

FYI, for all those who took umbrage over the savaging of HS, just wait for this Friday, when they let loose on Gigli. The buzz is so bad already. Rom-coms are a difficult genre to do well because of their predictability and the need for chemistry between the leads. Without a fresh and believable approach and solid dialogue, they're destined for major criticism.

(Karen)...all those who took umbrage over the savaging of HS, just wait for this Friday, when they let loose on Gigli Yeah sure, but that's probably not gonna stop them at the BO is it?

(Beedee) Yeah sure, but that's probably not gonna stop them at the BO is it? I don't know. However, it does make the point that Colin's name isn't enough to attract an audience, i.e., he isn't "bankable." Sorry, but that's the reality.

Thanks Maria, what a great pic. Thanks Mari for the reviews. Kind for the British, better than I thought. Love "crack a nut". Thanks Murph for the sports movie article. Glad to see it on there. I thought it was great, but honestly didn't hear about it until I learned about it from all of you. So am surprised it beat out some American favorites.

(Janet)he attended the Premiere of BJD in London 3 weeks after the birth of Luca. It was three days! The difference: he wanted to be associated with BJD, but not with WAGW. He's stiffed the latter every step of the way, IMO.:-( (Kate)Oh, man, this one is bound to show up in most of the reviews The irony is that Eileen Atkins ad-libbed that line. I think the newspaper reviews will be savage. See my comment above.:-( (Karen)Rom-coms are a difficult genre to do well because of their predictability and the need for chemistry between the leads. And poor word-of-mouth puts the nails in the coffin. Lots of comedies this summer have tanked, despite the presence of big names--Down With Love (RZ and Ewan McG), Alex and Emma (Kate Hudson--who had a big hit with How to Lose a Guy), Hollywood Homicide (Harrison Ford).

From the BBC website, interviews with Amanda, Dennie, and Oliver. No Colin, but lovely things said about him. Stiffed! Amanda Bynes is the latest tween idol to make the transition from small to big screen. Star of All That and The Amanda Show, her first foray into film came with the 2002 hit "Big Fat Liar". Now she's aiming to discover "What a Girl Wants". The movie tries to highlight the differences between Americans and Brits and make that a source of the comedy. How do you feel about Britain after spending time there making the film? Well, I learned that it's not as different as we portray it in the film. We try to magnify the difference between Americans and the English. In real life it's really much more similar than how we show it. Everyone was so nice and it was an entirely British crew except for Kelly Preston, Dennie Gordon and I. And what about working with Colin Firth? How was that? It was really special. He's an amazing guy and a wonderful actor, and to work alongside him was an honour. He's down to earth and has such a good sense of humour and he's so charming. He's such a lovely guy. Why did you think this film would be a good vehicle for you? I like the message in the movie, and I think it's a good story. I just thought this would be a good message to give to girls. I've grown up with kids watching me on TV and as they're growing up, I'm growing up, and hopefully they can get a good message from it. What is that message? I think that the most important lesson you can learn is just to be yourself and not to change yourself for anyone else. Not for your boyfriend, not for your parents. That's a strong message in this film. "What a Girl Wants" opens in UK cinemas on Friday 8th August 2003.

Here's DG's interview, also from the BBC site: Dennie Gordon has honed his directorial skills on the small screen, working on series as diverse as Ally McBeal, Dawson's Creek and Sports Night. His first movie was the David Spade vehicle "Joe Dirt". His sophomore effort is tweenie Amanda Bynes vehicle "What a Girl Wants". How much fun is it doing a film where you put free-spirited Americans alongside the stuffy English? We had so much fun with that, having fun with the stuffy Brits! But let me tell you, they had fun with us too! We took it in turns to take potshots at each other and some of the really fun lines came out of our experience together. When the character played by Dame Eileen Atkins says "We don't hug, dear, we're British, we only show affection to dogs and horses", that was improvised because we Americans were hugging everybody. How did you persuade Colin Firth to play the father of a teenager? Colin was really game to play the part. He's a parent himself. He has children and I think the father-daughter relationship appealed to him. I think he was just ready to show the world his comedy chops, and I think he's hilarious in the movie. How was it shooting in London? I had to shoot in London because London is like a character in the movie. I had to have Big Ben and I had to have the Thames. It was really very simple to shoot there. They were very welcoming to us and I had killer locations, like St James' Palace and the Millennium Bridge. In fact, the City of London shut down the Millennium Bridge so I could get my shot. They were friendly to us and it only rained a little bit! Why does the movie work, in your opinion? I took this movie because I really love what it says. It says that life is full of second chances if you're not afraid to take them. And if you follow your dream, happiness and love can be yours. That's a fairytale for all ages.

(Liz)Has anyone else seen CF on a Best Western commercial? What network and show was it, Liz? I wonder if Disney owns Best Western.

(BBC) Dennie Gordon has honed his directorial skills Doesn't look like they had a press conference. ;-D (Mari) I wonder if Disney owns Best Western. Nope. Nothing/no relationship mentioned in last annual report. Besides, all of Disney's hotel/accommodations are all so branded.

(Liz)Has anyone else seen CF on a Best Western commercial? No! I wonder if the clip was used by permission of the studio (as opposed to the actors)? And, um, is HS the image Best Western wants? Does anyone have confirmation on the bambino/bambina? (BBC) Dennie Gordon has honed his directorial skills (Karen) Doesn't look like they had a press conference. ;-D No photos in the press kit? And, if it was an interview, how could the writer get it wrong? Unless it was done via email????

" How did you persuade Colin Firth to play the father of a teenager?" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(Ev)$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Pfft! But promotional services will cost you extra. ;-)

(Mari)Pfft! But promotional services will cost you extra. ;-) Yeah, and it looks like WB isn't biting...no private plane for this one;-)

Could be that was part of his contract."No promos!!" He certainly has been MIA on this one, except for "Colin Unplugged", and we saw how enthusiastic he was about that one. Only SLOW & L'dum were worse.

About the HS clip in the Best Western commercial: I saw it on CNN headline news (US). The clip was very short (a few seconds) and not attributed to the movie, nor were the actors named -- I just recognized CF and HG and didn't think they'd appeared together in anything else.

(Beedee) Yeah sure, but that's probably not gonna stop them at the BO is it? (Karen)I don't know. However, it does make the point that Colin's name isn't enough to attract an audience, i.e., he isn't "bankable." Sorry, but that's the reality. You know, sometimes reality sucks ;-)!

(Mari) It was three days! The difference: he wanted to be associated with BJD, but not with WAGW. He's stiffed the latter every step of the way, IMO.:-( I agree. Other than the conference he hasn't done anything for this movie. Personal choice, could have been in the contract and agree WB wouldn't foot the bill for a plane on this one. But leaves hope for alot of press with EOR. Yeah.

(Kelli)Colin is not attending due to the fact his wife has just had a baby. Haven't read anything in the press about the birth. He's certainly succeeded in keeping it under wraps. Maybe confirmation will come during the press coverage of the Premiere on Sunday, explaining his non-appearance.

My n'spaper says WAGW DVD to be released this coming Tuesday.

(Pam)agree WB wouldn't foot the bill for a plane on this one. But they'd still pay for a commercial flight, 1st class. Standard practice. It occurs to me that maybe he's feeling so burned by the HS reviews that he doesn't feel like facing it down again, though WAGW is a better film and he is *much* better in it than he was in HS and therefore may not be as decimated in the reviews. Maybe he'll surprise us all and show up anyway.

WAGW review from View London: OPENS FRIDAY AUGUST 8th Three out of Five stars Running time: 105 mins Fluffy, silly and packed with the usual London clich�s, this is still surprisingly good fun, thanks to a sparkling performance by Amanda Bynes. Child star Amanda Bynes is much better known in the States than she is here, thanks to her success on shows such as All That and Nickleodeon�s The Amanda Show. She�s best known to UK audiences as Frankie Muniz�s delightful co-star in Big Fat Liar, but here she gets her own vehicle, which opens just three weeks ahead of her TV �rival� Hilary Duff�s The Lizzie Maguire Movie (due August 29th). Impulsive Child Seeks Father Bynes plays Daphne Reynolds, a seventeen year old girl who lives with her single mother (Kelly Preston) in New York and daydreams about the father she never knew. Impulsively, she hops on a plane to London, intending to track him down, whereupon she discovers that he is, in fact, Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth: Stuffy Upper-Class Brits a Speciality), who has just renounced his peerage in order to stand for Parliament. Though initially taken aback by the daughter he never knew he had, Dashwood quickly accepts her into his home and attempts to get to know her. However, his slimy political advisor (Jonathan Pryce) and his conniving fiance� (Anna Chancellor) have other ideas and they scheme to get Daphne sent back to the States. All the usual London clich�s are present and correct, the most laughable being that Dashwood supposedly lives in a vast country mansion that is handily situated in central London, a mere stone�s throw from Buckingham Palace. In fact, the film is slightly obsessed with the Royal family, as the Queen and Princes Charles, Harry and William (or rather, their lookalikes) all make appearances for Comedy Purposes (Bynes falls off a catwalk into Charles� lap, etc). Teenage Target Audience Based on the 1958 Rex Harrison / Sandra Dee movie The Reluctant Debutante, What A Girl Wants is very much in the mould of other fairytale movies such as The Princess Diaries. The target audience, then, is very much 8-15 year old girls, and maybe teenage boys with crushes on Bynes. With that in mind, it�s still an enjoyable piece of fluff, largely thanks to Bynes herself, who gives a spirited, funny performance and should be a big star in the future. (The camera certainly loves her, judging by the unusually high number of close-ups in the movie). The supporting cast are equally good � Firth can do this sort of thing in his sleep, but he genuinely puts the effort in and clearly enjoys the scenes where he gets to loosen up a bit. There�s also good support from newcomer Oliver James, who plays Daphne�s love interest. In short, as fluffy fairytale movies go, What A Girl Wants is undoubtedly cheesy but still pretty enjoyable and should be a decent hit with its target audience. Reviewed by - Matthew Turner

(Mari)It occurs to me that maybe he's feeling so burned by the HS reviews that he doesn't feel like facing it down again, though WAGW is a better film and he is *much* better in it than he was in HS The US reviews of WAGW were kind to him, even the ones that dismissed the movie as fluff, so he shouldn't be afraid to show up for WAGW. Thanks for posting the review, Mari. It's pretty good. At least it says nice things about Colin (loved the comment about his "specialty"), and it doesn't complain about the cliches. The reviewer certainly liked AB.

(Mari's)In short, as fluffy fairytale movies go, What A Girl Wants is undoubtedly cheesy but still pretty enjoyable and should be a decent hit with its target audience. Pretty much on targer notable only for the *Drooler* attraction factor;-) (Kate)The US reviews of WAGW were kind to him, even the ones that dismissed the movie as fluff, so he shouldn't be afraid to show up for WAGW. The HS reviews were especially venomous and personal so could he expect better with WAGW? If that is in fact why he's absent.

Firth can do this sort of thing in his sleep, but he genuinely puts the effort in and clearly enjoys the scenes where he gets to loosen up a bit. *shaking head* This reviewer really missed the boat. :-(

Thanks, Mari. Glad they liked Oliver James, too. I'm really enjoying the TV commercials for the WAGW DVD. (I'm so deep in HD withdrawl...the commercials help) I've seen/heard it upwards of 8 times today, and at least 3 different versions. HD is back!!!

(Linda) HD is back!!! Ohhhh....lucky girl! I haven't seen the commercials yet! But I'm seriously debating taking the day off work so that I can watch HDTV all day! They can't expect me to concentrate on my job when there is a DVD waiting for me to slo-mo a particular scene (you know the one I'm talkin' about) over and over and over again...;-D

(Tress) HDTV LMAO! Good one, Tress. I actually do have a high definition set, so I guess I'll be watching HDHDTV.;-) Mmmm, 65 HD inches of HD . . . hurry, Tuesday! I haven't seen the WAGW commercials, but I did catch the one Liz mentioned for Best Western. I know it's highly unlikely, but if that isn't Colin, then he has a double in this world. Omigod, 2 of them walking around . . .:-) There's also a different version, without him/his twin.

(Evelyn) My n'spaper says WAGW DVD to be released this coming Tuesday. Saw an ad on TV for DVD last night, available Tuesday and saying starring AB and CF.

Haven't seen either of these ads. :-( Guess I watch too much cable and not enough commercial TV.

I've scanned in and added the actual pictures from the Glasgow newspaper supplement that Janet kindly sent me to this article: http://www.firth.com/articles/03eveningtimes_508.html Very lovely, if I do say so myself. ;-D

Thanks, Janet and Karen. (Dorine)Guess I watch too much cable and not enough commercial TV. Where else can you get BJD every night for the past week;-)

The French actress Marie Trintignant, who played Bianca in Wings of Fame, was found badly beaten in a hotel room. She died a few days later. Her boyfriend has been arrested.

(Linda)Thanks, Janet and Karen. (Dorine)Guess I watch too much cable and not enough commercial TV. Ditto.

A report from Zreview about Trauma filming that took place about two months ago: The following info on the Trauma filming has just been sent in "The scene (filmed on a sunny weekend, indoors, at Spearmint Rhino lapdancing club in Colnbrook, just slightly to the North of...Terminal 4, Heathrow Airport!) about two months ago, I thought that it would not be fresh. Also, the scene's words are absolutely X-rated. Colin Firth was sitting in the nightclub/lapdancing club. We extras are punters. The four actors surrounding Firth have taken him there to bring him out of the introspective shell he's been in, since avoiding death in a car crash which claimed the life of his wife. He is brooding and pensive, as the loud, beery circle of friends (one of which is played by an actor with a very big scar on his face, Scottish, about 30, think he was in Braveheart. That scar is NOT the work of the makeup department.) discusses homosexual sex in graphic street terms, and whether they would be 'takers' or 'receivers' in such sex acts. All this while the dancers/strippers are dancing on the small stage. Firth, eyes to the stage, is goaded by one of his friends that he may be a closet gay. He asks if he'd ever been tempted to engage in gay acts, Firth says "dunno, you any good?" The group of extras numbered about 40, additional to the dancers. The dancers were attired as a Kylie (white chiffon/hood), Tina Turner, Geri Halliwell, and a Britney Spears. The dancers come down off the stage and pair off with extras, and one of the principals, and lead them into the back of the club, ersatz, for individual lap-dancing session. Judging from the way the actors were directed, it seems obvious that the producers don't care about the US market for this film. So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying, even with the music partially muted so that the mics could pick it all up. Even English audiences will need subtitles for some of this. The DP is John Mathieson BSC, who did Gladiator. He mused at how different it was to be doing a smaller project after the scale of Gladiator. But his enthusiasm for this project was no less, for that. But the dedication of all the technical crew in a very tight workspace was full-on. In another scene, extras are arrayed around a smaller podium stage looking at a pneumatically endowed dancer, topless, whom I think was called Ashley, but I am not sure. Between takes, she covered up, and some of the extras (middle-aged men) had a great interest in talking to her. Behind the extras, Colin Firth is determinedly exiting the club, to the protestations of his friends. On the second day (the Sunday) one of the extras actually fainted/passed out during the take. I don't know what brought this on, because it was a lot cooler in the dark club than outside where the weather was glorious, and some of the extras were lying out on the lawn watching planes drift down onto the runway, about 200 metres away." Thanks to Anon!

The Scotsman review (read at your own risk;-) Is this what girls want? WHAT A GIRL WANTS (PG) Director: Dennie Gordon Starring: Amanda Bynes Running time: 107 minutes REMEMBER those horrid Friends episodes when the gang flew to Cool Britannia for one of Ross�s many weddings? How could you forget? The writers dealt in the crassest of cultural stereotypes, depicting a neverland of double-decker buses, Beefeaters on every corner and Richard Branson flogging souvenirs on the Thames. All that was lacking was Dick Van Dyke having a knees up with some sooty urchins and pearly queens twirling in the background. Now, imagine that guiding philosophy applied to an entire feature film and you will know exactly what to expect from the toe-curling embarrassment that is What A Girl Wants. A very loose remake of the 1958 Rex Harrison comedy The Reluctant Debutante, What A Girl Wants unfolds in time warp notions of a Britain populated by snooty aristocrats and chinless wonders and defined by emotions that are as cold as the weather. "No hugs," warns the redoubtable Eileen Atkins. "I�m British - we only show affection to dogs and horses." The clash of cultures can provide some of the most fertile material for screen comedy but this is lazily conceived and sloppily executed. Even by fairytale standards everything is unconvincing and entirely formulaic. Seemingly stuck in the kind of roles that Hugh Grant must reject by the dozen, Colin Firth is once again cast as a repressed, cold fish Englishman. His Lord Henry Dashwood is a pillar of the British establishment but he is also an independent spirit intent on renouncing his peerage to stand for the Commons. We could be looking at a future Prime Minister here. Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, teenage Daphne (Amanda Bynes) lives with her wild child wedding singer mother Libby (Kelly Preston) in the heart of New York�s Chinatown. She is Dashwood�s daughter, the result of a reckless youth in which he almost defied convention to begin a different life with Libby. Scheming adviser Jonathan Pryce managed to send the mother packing and Dashwood doesn�t even know that Daphne exists. Wasted in a supporting role, Pryce appears to have become a weary disciple of the Roger Moore school of acting in which his performance consists entirely of raising, lowering and occasional arching an eyebrow. You may already be ahead of the plot by now as the 17-year-old Daphne heads to London in search of the father she has always wanted to know. The Clash are heard on the soundtrack, those double-decker buses drive into camera shot, the rain pours and soon Daphne is struggling to comprehend rhyming slang. Fortunately, Daphne�s arrival in London comes just in the nick of time. The 17-year gap was apparently an emotional void for everyone concerned but now Dashwood is about to make the mistake of marrying bossy, ambitious Glynnis (Anna Chancellor) who has a daughter from hell. Set during the society season and filled with dubious Royal Family lookalikes, the story follows Daphne�s impact on the stuffy Dashwood family and her desire to try to change her personality to suit their more traditional ways. Obviously, the target audience for What A Girl Wants is tweenie girls but surely even they won�t swallow the kind of bilge that has Daphne falling into Prince Charles� lap, effortlessly entrancing minor royalty and enlivening a coming out ball by getting the audience to shake their tiaras and boogie on down to the sounds of James Brown�s �Get Up Offa That Thing�. Probably happens all the time. Bynes apparently has a huge following in the States thanks to her television series The Amanda Show. She is personable and vivacious but bears a disconcerting resemblance to Linda Blair from The Exorcist and sports a distractingly large nose. Everyone from Jonathan Pryce to dear old Sylvia Syms were presumably just grateful for the work but Colin Firth really needs to find some fresh challenges. The one person who almost makes the whole thing work is Eileen Atkins as Dashwood�s formidable mother. Serving tea and sympathy or blasting away at the ancestral pile with her shotgun, she provides some of the few bright moments along the way. Leaving the cinema at the end of What A Girl Wants, I discovered that my foot had fallen asleep - a mercy unfortunately denied to the rest of my body.

Colin Firth really needs to find some fresh challenges. Ask and ye shall receive. (re: Amanda) and sports a distractingly large nose. I find this unnecessary. There seems to be quite an odd array of happenings in Trauma. The outcome could go both ways in that it all gels together in a very intriguing and suspenseful way, or it could seem like a bunch of mish mash. Suppose time will tell. Thanks Karen and Mari.

From Premiere Mag's Fall Preview, typed up by Evelyn: GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING Starring Colin Firth, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Wilkinson and Essie Davis, directed by Peter Webber (Lions Gate, Dec 12) Based on the best-selling 1999 novel by Tracy Chevalier, this fictional story about the relationship between the 17th-century Dutch master Johannes Vermeer (Firth) and the servant muse in his famous painting (Johansson) is the kind of clothes-on love story audiences rarely see these days. "You want them to be together," Johansson says of the unspoken adoration her shy character feels for her married master. First-time director Webber realized he wanted to make the film when he read the script's sexiest scene, in which Vermeer pierces the young girl's ear. "I just thought, 'Oh my God, this is something I haven't seen before,'" he says. Firth (What a Girl Wants) admits he was worried about how to portray the mysterious artist-who left behind a few dozen masterpieces, but no real self-portrait-but he'd come to terms with his own artistic limitations: "I could do all the research in the world and never do an average portrait." CANVASSING THE MASSES: Webber would rather please fans of the book than art historians. "It's no surprise to me that there's an awful lot of middle-aged women who loved this novel to death, " he says. "It's a romantic drama. We can't go too highfalutin about it." ------------------------ Here's the US poster: Names are CF, SJ and TW, in that order ------------------------ And Premiere's preview of Love Actually: LOVE ACTUALLY Starring Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Colin Firth, Alan Rickman, Laura Linney, and Keira Knightley; Directed by Richard Curtis (Universal, Nov 7.) Curtis, who wrote "Four Weddings and a Funeral" and "Notting Hill," steps into the director's chair for this compendium of ten stories of love-romantic, platonic, sibling, unrequited, etc.-that interweave during Christmastime in London. "Some of the stories are sad and rather hopeless, some are rather sweet and tender and romantic, and others are complicated," says Firth, whose novelist character heads to France after catching his girlfriend in bed with his brother-only to fall for a Portuguese maid. Grant plays the very single new British Prime Minister who's smitten by a staffer on his first day on the job, while his sister (Thompson) suspects her husband (Rickman) of having an affair and struggles to "get on with the fact of living together and bringing up children," she says. Neeson plays a father who fantasizes about Claudia Schiffer; she appears as herself in a role once slated for Nicole Kidman, who was tied up shooting "Cold Mountain." Inevitably, a wedding and a funeral are involved, plus sever l cameos, including Billy Bob Thornton as the U.S. President. PLAY IT AGAIN: In the film, a fading rocker (Bill Nighy) attempts to revive his career by releasing a version of "Love is All Around"-the hit song from "Four Weddings."

it seems obvious that the producers don't care about the US market for this film. So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying . . . Even English audiences will need subtitles for some of this. Oh swell. If the locals can't even understand the dialogue, may I ask who this film was made for??? :-( On the other hand . . . I am loving the GWAPE poster, yes I am! Thanks so much, Evelyn and Karen. I needed that, after the Traumatic report of what sounds like an unreleasable film.

the script's sexiest scene, in which Vermeer pierces the young girl's ear Absolutely it is! Webber would rather please fans of the book than art historians. "It's no surprise to me that there's an awful lot of middle-aged women who loved this novel to death, " he says. "It's a romantic drama. We can't go too highfalutin about it." That's right, don't go messin' with it. ;-D Firth, whose novelist character heads to France after catching his girlfriend in bed with his brother His *brother*, eh? So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying . . . Even English audiences will need subtitles for some of this. Hmmmm, sounds like Sweet Sixteen, a recent Scottish(?) film with all subtitles (including the multitude of F-words, LOL). Not sure how well that did here, but I know it was well reviewed here. It was a very good film. Well, no matter how Trama turns out, I do give him props for trying something that seems radically different for him. Interesting on the GWAPE poster (which is *quite* yummy!), that his wonderful stubble has disappeared. Just the moustache is noticeable. Also, it looks like he might be wearing that funny hat like the one sitting on the bedpost in that one picture of him standing, as opposed to it being his hair. Though it's hard to tell in a small picture like that. Thanks Evelyn for the Premiere tidbits. And thanks Karen for the GWAPE poster. ;-) If the movie is even close to being as awesome as I think it might be, I think I'll be breaking down to buy a Colin poster. :-)

Thanks ladies for the articles and film reviews. Trauma looks to be a definite 18 (NC17) rating. Although the States will probably get a 'diluted' version. Regarding accents. In Britain, some people are just a little lazy when it comes to understanding regional accents, IMHO. I can understand accents from anywhere in the UK - I pay attention! However, I understand the difficulties for non-British english speakers. Isn't the GWAPE poster wonderful? I have high hopes for this one. Can't wait!

"So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying . ." And I had trouble with Clive:-((( Don't go away, Janet...Promise? Trauma sounds very art house. But I was pleased to find GWAPE among the "fall aces" in Premiere Mag. Hey, this is the first time I've seen one of his starring films (his name first) even mentioned in a US movie mag. Classy poster.

(Mari/Scotsman)Colin Firth really needs to find some fresh challenges. The one person who almost makes the whole thing work LOL! I love the way this is wrapped by the Trauma and GWAPE posts! Thanks everyone. ((Karen)A report from Zreview about Trauma filming that took place about two months ago: Very interesting. Thanks Karen. It may be a work to understand the language but I'm not at all put off thus far. DQ was worth the work IMO and I can't p & moan about his selling out anymore;-) TDW looks to be another limited interest film. More power to him. These look like *fresh challenges* indeed.;-) No HG fare here either. ((Karen/Evelyn/Premiere)"It's no surprise to me that there's an awful lot of middle-aged women who loved this novel to death, " he says. "It's a romantic drama. We can't go too highfalutin about it." Hey! They made this one for me (being MAged)! I was a fan of the book before ODB and love the photos, love the poster and can't wait either! Thanks for posting/typing it Karen and Evelyn. A great balm for the review. (Dorine)Well, no matter how Trama turns out, I do give him props for trying something that seems radically different for him. A big Ditto from me!

(Janet)I can understand accents from anywhere in the UK - I pay attention! However, I understand the difficulties for non-British english speakers. (Evelyn)And I had trouble with Clive:-((( Don't go away, Janet...Promise? Sorry to double post but like Evelyn I hope that Janet will help, not only with the words, but also the colloquialisms!:-))

Judging from the way the actors were directed, it seems obvious that the producers don't care about the US market for this film. So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying, even with the music partially muted so that the mics could pick it all up. Even English audiences will need subtitles for some of this. This is a bit worrisome IMO because it won't be the mainstream horror/thriller piece I had imagined Warners usually distributes, aimed at the pimply crowd. With the accents and language, it'll go more along the lines of what Dorine mentioned (Sweet Sixteen) and even 28 Days Later, as a specialty art house. But that lapdancing club scene sounds like it has potential. (Premiere/Webber) when he read the script's sexiest scene, in which Vermeer pierces the young girl's ear. Yes, yes, yes. Totally! But didn't Griet pierce her own ears? She only did one at first, but he wanted her to wear both earrings, so she had to do the second on the spot. He pretty much ordered her to take care of it right then and there. Webber would rather please fans of the book than art historians. How lovely to be considered for once. ;-D (Dorine) Interesting on the GWAPE poster...that his wonderful stubble has disappeared. Probably airbrushed out by the same guy who did Angelina's nipples. ;-D (Janet) Although the States will probably get a 'diluted' version. If it's released as an art house film, then it wouldn't be any different. What's usually diluted from our versions is sex scenes and, well, we know Colin isn't doing any these days. *sigh*

I wouldn't worry too much about the Financial Times reveiw of WAGW. No one who reads the FN would be caught dead seeing a piece of fluff like this ...even if it got good reveiws. They go to art house cinemas that show only foreign films.... without the subtitles;-)

No one who reads the FN would be caught dead seeing a piece of fluff like this As I said before I hope none of you is expecting anyone in the UK to actually go and see this? As far as I can see it has nothing that would appeal to anyone here except the obvious of course... I hope I am wrong but releasing it when half the country is on holiday is an indication of what the marketing people think. CF was wise to stay away from the premiere IMNSHO ;-)

(Allison) As far as I can see it has nothing that would appeal to anyone here except the obvious of course... Which is why you should've seen it in a more receptive setting. ;-D (Scotsman) bilge that has Daphne falling into Prince Charles� lap, effortlessly entrancing minor royalty and enlivening a coming out ball by getting the audience to shake their tiaras and boogie on down to the sounds of James Brown�s �Get Up Offa That Thing�. All of those scenes struck me as ones that wouldn't go over very well. Interestingly, the boogying on down scene reminded me of the finale of Dirty Dancing, yet that wasn't as condescending as this one was. :-(

Which is why you should've seen it in a more receptive setting. Okay. I know but I did not like to inflict yet another viewing on you :-)

LOL. A hardship! Actually Allison I had the same opinion (FN:"pure bilge") before I saw the film;but was pleasantly surprised. Not as offensive as some of his previous ones and definitely better than HS.

Re the Z review thing. The guy with the big scar would be Tommy Flanagan. Thanks for that. Enjoyed it. And thanks, Ev, for your typing.

(Evelyn)And I had trouble with Clive:-((( Don't go away, Janet...Promise? LOL, Clive was the first thing that popped into my head when I read this. (Karen)But that lapdancing club scene sounds like it has potential. Lots of potential. Can't get thoughts of it out of my head. (Allison)As I said before I hope none of you is expecting anyone in the UK to actually go and see this? Well, actually, I hope they do so they can be most pleasantly surprised, as well.;-) Thanks ladies for the poster, news, and reviews...good and not so good;-)

Probably belongs in Odds and Ends, but there is a mention of WAGW: The LA Times: Little miss moviegoer The 8-to-18 female audience not only reads a lot of books but also flocks to movies based on those books, as Hollywood is discovering. By Andre Chautard August 3, 2003 Not all moviegoers who powered "The Princess Diaries" to $108 million at the U.S. box office may know that the film was based on a young adult novel by Meg Cabot. But many of the teen- and tween-age girls who made up the surprise hit's core audience certainly do. They probably have the book (or one of its three sequels) on their shelves alongside titles by other favorite bestselling authors like Ann Brashares, Gail Carson Levine and Louise Rennison. Girls are reading a lot, and they're looking beyond "Harry Potter" and "Holes." Girls see a lot of movies, too, so it's no wonder that Hollywood is taking notice. Now, some of the hottest girl-centric titles � a mix of Cinderella stories, coming-of-age tales and sassy comic novels � are coming to the screen with a number of on-the-rise teen stars in tow. "Ella Enchanted," based on the popular fantasy tale by Levine, will be released by Miramax next spring with Anne Hathaway of "The Princess Diaries" in the title role, and Lindsay Lohan, who stars in the current remake of "Freaky Friday" (originally a young adult novel by Mary Rodgers), is filming an adaptation of Dyan Sheldon's "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" for Disney. The studio has also signed Raven, star of the hit Disney Channel series "That's So Raven," for a big-screen version of Cabot's book "All-American Girl." Brashares' publishing sensation "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is in development at Warner Bros. and scheduled to shoot next year with director Ken Kwapis, while Paramount and Nickelodeon are working on an adaptation of Rennison's "Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging," which has been described as a "Bridget Jones's Diary" for the younger set. And a sequel to "The Princess Diaries" is set to shoot in November, with Hathaway, Julie Andrews and director Garry Marshall all retur ing. This increased interest from studios in young adult fiction aimed at girls is a marked change from past years, says "Ella Enchanted" producer Jane Startz, who has worked on adaptations of young adult and children's books for over two decades. "When I first started out, I was doing after-school specials based on young adult books and that was really the only venue for those stories," she says. "Nobody considered the audience economically viable to do a project for that audience on a feature level." But unexpectedly muscular grosses from films like "The Princess Diaries," "Legally Blonde" ($96 million) and "Save the Last Dance" ($91 million), for which girls made up a large part of the audience, changed that perception. Studios since have rushed to fill out their slates with girl-oriented movies like spring's "What a Girl Wants" ($36 million) and "The Lizzie McGuire Movie" ($42 million), which can be made on modest budgets and tap into a devoted audience that will often see a film more than once. "The time I was growing up in this industry, the conventional wisdom was girls will watch something that has a boy [as the lead character], but the boys won't watch something that has a girl," Startz says. "That may or may not be true But I think what people are realizing is it really doesn't matter that much if the boys are going to come or not because there is such a faithful following for some of these girl projects." Fueling this box-office boom is the growing population of teens and tweens in this country: 45 million youths between ages 8 and 18 with more than $90 billion to spend each year, according to market research firm Packaged Facts. That means more young girls are buying books, and Hollywood, looking for ways to reach that audience, is discovering a trove of source material in the young adult section of bookstores. "I think right now the genre is really in the best place it's been," says author Sarah Dessen, whose novels "That Summer" and "Someone Like You" formed the basis for the recent Mandy Moore vehicle "How to Deal." "It's really evolving, and I think that a lot of these books being made into movies is bringing them to a wider audience." Although the overall book market is soft, "the fiction category in publishing is very strong right now in the middle grade and young adult areas," says Shannon Maughan, a contributing editor at Publishers Weekly who writes about children's books. "There are a lot of girls that are reading all of these books," says Debra Martin Chase, who produced "The Princess Diaries" and is now shepherding "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" and "All-American Girl" to the screen. "You can talk to [many] 12- to 16-year-old girls and they've read all four of the 'Princess Diaries' books, they've read 'Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' and bought the sequel as soon as it was available. They're devouring them." The popularity of the books ensures a solid base audience for the films, which also drive new readers to the books. "There's a great synergy back and forth between the books and movies," says Startz, who notes that the novel "Tuck Everlasting" topped the charts on Amazon.com in the weeks before the film, which she produced, came out last year. Reader loyalty At test screenings of "Ella Enchanted," "it was encouraging how many kids had already read the book," says Startz, who is also developing Levine's "The Two Princesses of Bamarre" for Miramax. Dessen's two novels were packaged in a single volume as a paperback tie-in to "How to Deal." Although the movie, made for a reported $16 million, opened last month to a disappointing $5.8 million, the tie-in landed Dessen for the first time on the New York Times children's bestsellers list. Girl readers often become loyal to their favorite authors and love to recommend books to their friends and talk about them online. "Because most people now know that teenagers spend a good deal of time on the Internet, there are numerous Web sites and chat rooms and all kinds of discussion groups out there where these books are getting a lot of attention," Maughan says. Dessen, like many contemporary young adult authors, maintains a Web site and even keeps an online journal, wanting to reach out to her readers with the idea that a writer is a real person. "I can't imagine what it would have been like when I was teenager if I could have gone to Judy Blume's Web site," she says. "I think it does make readers feel a connection to me." That so many young adult novels are making their way to the screen is a testament to the passion of producers like Chase and Startz for that body of literature. "I grew up on my version of these books when I was younger," Chase says. "I was always a voracious reader, and I still enjoy them as an adult. They speak to, I think, all girls and the girl in every woman, when they're written right." Startz, who has three children, the youngest of whom is 14, adds that "now you have more women who are in strong positions at the studios who are mothers or who have access to children or who are interested in children, and when something hits home to you I think you become much more interested in it." Disney, attuned to the family film market, was quick to identify the potential of such projects. Chase notes that when she first shopped around "The Princess Diaries," other studios doubted there was a market out there, but Disney knew there was from its success with the 1996 remake of "The Parent Trap," which starred Lohan. "Now, it's part of most studios' slates," Chase says. "They are looking for their 'girl' movies." Books spoke to producer "How to Deal" producer William Teitler first came across Dessen's pair of coming-of-age novels six years ago and was struck by the honesty of the author's voice. "Being the father of two teenage daughters, I felt it was unusually real and true," he says. Although the two novels concern different characters, they both feature a teenage girl protagonist, and Teitler and his partner Chris Van Allsburg (author of the children's book "Jumanji") commissioned playwright Neena Beber to fuse the storylines into one script about a 17-year-old dealing with her best friend's pregnancy, her parents' divorce, her older sister's engagement and her own determination not to fall in love. Studios didn't bite right away, however. "People read it and a lot of people loved it, but it didn't have that high-concept hook," Teitler says. "There was a strong romantic element, [but] it was a more nuanced family story." As the option on the books was running out, the script sparked the interest of Moore, whose "A Walk to Remember" had just opened strongly, prompting New Line to quickly give the film the green light. Beber is now adapting Dessen's latest novel, "This Lullaby," for the studio. More young adult-inspired projects aimed at girls are on the way. Chase, who speaks to young girls regularly to find out which books they are talking about, says, "I've come across a couple of things that maybe weren't on the Hollywood radar screen but that they were enjoying." Her projects include the new Lifetime mystery series "1-800-Missing" (which debuted Saturday), based on a series of books by Cabot, and the Disney Channel telefilm "Cheetah Girls" (airing Aug. 15), based on a book series by Deborah Gregory. "Cheetah Girls" features Raven as one of four multiracial teen girls who form a singing group in Manhattan, while "1-800-Missing" stars Gloria Reuben as an FBI agent who partners with Caterina Scorsone, a young woman with psychic powers, to find missing persons. Chase is also developing Cabot's ghost story "The Mediator" for ABC. Another coming television series, the WB's "Fearless," is based on a series of books by Francine Pascal and stars Rachael Leigh Cook as a young FBI agent unable to feel fear. And Startz is teaming with Blume to bring several of the author's well-known books to film and television, after years of Blume declining offers to adapt her works. "It's Judy Blume who really sculpted out the whole young adult fiction for girls," Startz says. "She was really the pioneer of the whole movement." As Maughan notes, "There have always been wonderful young adult novels. It's just that in recent years, Hollywood has woken up to the wealth of good storytelling that is available for that age level of audience."

Your first inclination was correct, Murph, I'd say this belongs on O&E, if anyone wants to comment on it. Also, the "first degree" type postings also belong there too. :)

(KarenR) But didn't Griet pierce her own ears? She only did one at first, but he wanted her to wear both earrings, so she had to do the second on the spot. He pretty much ordered her to take care of it right then and there. I seem to remember that during an interview, TC mentioned a scene, not in her book, which she was very pleased with. Maybe this is what she was referring to. Very erotic!

That first pic from the Glasgow article has had me swooning for a day or two now...but add all the other goodies.... Firth, eyes to the stage, is goaded by one of his friends that he may be a closet gay. He asks if he'd ever been tempted to engage in gay acts, Firth says "dunno, you any good?" ROTFL....good one! Judging from the way the actors were directed, it seems obvious that the producers don't care about the US market for this film. So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying... Say it ain't so! My biggest fear is that there are ODB movies out there that I won't be able to see! Most accents I'm okay with (okay...I did turn on the subtitles for Snatch, but only for Brad Pitt) so bring it on...I'll go art house (I like art house)!!! (Karen) If it's released as an art house film, then it wouldn't be any different. What's usually diluted from our versions is sex scenes and, well, we know Colin isn't doing any these days. *sigh* *double sigh* At least if scenes are 'cut' then, we can assume they won't be scenes with ODB! And I don't know if I want him having sex in Trauma anyway....his wife is dead....could take this film to a whole nother level... ;-) (Dorine) Well, no matter how Trama turns out, I do give him props for trying something that seems radically different for him. I'll second....or third that, after Beedee! I enjoyed '28 Days Later' and had my doubts going into that one. Hope this one can be as interesting....the reports so far give me hope. First-time director Webber realized he wanted to make the film when he read the script's sexiest scene, in which Vermeer pierces the young girl's ear. "I just thought, 'Oh my God, this is something I haven't seen before,'" he says. OMG is right....just the thought makes me weak in the knees....(amazing, wonderful, beautiful poster BTW). (Karen) Yes, yes, yes. Totally! But didn't Griet pierce her own ears? She only did one at first, but he wanted her to wear both earrings, so she had to do the second on the spot. He pretty much ordered her to take care of it right then and there. She pierces one herself before the sitting, but when she goes to pose with it, she asks Vermeer to put it in for her...that's when we get that bit where he runs his hands on her jawline and neck....she begins to cry and he wipes tears away and brushes her bottom lip with his thumb....I am not going to be make it through this film. I'll be unconscious before he even begins to walk toward her...such a pity too...I was looking forward to seeing that bit! ;-D He does tell her to pierce the other ear right then....and although she stuggled with the first one for days, she just slams that second one in....symbolic or somethin'? I dunno! ...whose novelist character heads to France after catching his girlfriend in bed with his brother-only to fall for a Portuguese maid. Well...didn't she call 'Jamie' pencil dick? Took a chance going after the brother then, didn't she? ;-) Thanks Karen for the articles and Evelyn for typing up the GWAPE bit...much appreciated! And thanks for Mari and Murph for WAGW review and article.

(Karen) With the accents and language, it'll go more along the lines of ....even 28 Days Later, as a specialty art house. I don't find that such a bad prospect. 28 Days Later (with Naomi Harris ironically) has more than exceeded expectations here, if I'm not mistaken. *And* was well reviewed. But that lapdancing club scene sounds like it has potential *crossing fingers* ;-) (Evelyn) But I was pleased to find GWAPE among the "fall aces" in Premiere Mag I, too, was surprised to see GWAPE mentioned again in Premiere of all places since that first bit with the pictures a while back. Doubt it would get a cover article nearer to the release time as Tommy C. and The Last Samurai and Cold Mountain people will be the cover darlings I'm sure, but maybe a decent feature article will be in the offing since it's already been mentioned twice.

Have been watching the WAGW dvd this weekend and there's really not much to the extras section (I've been spoiled by the Lord of the Rings SE/EE dvds). Things I would have liked to have seen: cast interviews, more deleted scenes, Oliver James singing (DG kept saying that he could sing and surprised the cast & crew with his talent). I'd give it a B+. There are 2 commentaries: AB, and DG (constantly thanking everyone and mentioning other movies that used the same locations, but she did say again that CF was her 1st & only choice to play Henry) w/ the writers. I didn't much care for the "What's a Girl to Wear" section, had the hardest time getting out of there :( There were 3 deleted scenes: CF & KP in Morocco (no dialogue), AC & CC at the breakfast table, and CF giving a speech and his voice trailing off as he watches a father & daughter coming in. Fashion 101/Etiquette 101 (apparently I've been buttering my toast wrong all these years!!!) was pretty good. The costume designer talks about meeting up w/ CF at Savile Row. He had a lot of input, wanted vintage leather pants, and the traditional Moroccan groom's outfit left him speechless. This segment ended with a couple practical joke reels between CF & JP :)

Thanks for all the articles ladies. As for not being able to understand the accents in Trauma just think of the fun when the DVD comes out and we just have to watch the scene over and over and over again until we get it;-)

(Tress) Well...didn't she call 'Jamie' pencil dick? Took a chance going after the brother then, didn't she? ;-) Are you speaking from experience? ;-D (moi) With the accents and language, it'll go more along the lines of....even 28 Days Later, as a specialty art house. (Dorine) I don't find that such a bad prospect. 28 Days Later (with Naomi Harris ironically) has more than exceeded expectations here, if I'm not mistaken. *And* was well reviewed. Was I critical? It merely surprised me, as I thought it would be more pimply faced, mainstream fare, which WB usually pumps out. (moi) But that lapdancing club scene sounds like it has potential (Dorine) *crossing fingers* ;-) Yeah, I want to hear his answer to the taker/receiver question. *guffaw* Thanks for the report on the WAGW DVD extras, Marianne. *counting days on fingers and wondering* Obviously, Linda's record-setting attendance didn't influence their plans for the DVD. Imbeciles!

(moi) With the accents and language, it'll go more along the lines of....even 28 Days Later, as a specialty art house. (Dorine) I don't find that such a bad prospect. 28 Days Later (with Naomi Harris ironically) has more than exceeded expectations here, if I'm not mistaken. *And* was well reviewed. (Karen) Was I critical? No and I didn't take it as such. But you did express concern....This is a bit worrisome .....and I was simply expressing my opinion why there may not be a need to worry per se. That's all. :-)

(Karen)But didn't Griet pierce her own ears? She only did one at first, but he wanted her to wear both earrings, so she had to do the second on the spot. He pretty much ordered her to take care of it right then and there On the second piercing: "But-my other ear is not pierced." I faltered. "Then you must tend to it". He continued to hold it out. I reached over and took it. I did it for him. I got out my needle and clove and pierced my other ear. Inspiration for the poster, perhaps: Vermeer: "Show me your ear". I did not want to. I had no choice. I felt under the cap to make sure no hair was loose, tucking a few strands behind my ear. Then I pulled it back to reveal the lower part of my ear. The look on his face was like a sigh, though he did not make a sound. Looks like JV has a thing for ear lobes. Can't you just imagine Colin having a look on his face that is like a sigh? ***Triple Sigh*** On my way to reread this book, tonight! Now back to reality. Seemingly stuck in the kind of roles that Hugh Grant must reject by the dozen Honestly, do these critics ever strive for creativity? How many times will they repeat what someone else has said, and think it's clever?

Seemingly stuck in the kind of roles that Hugh Grant must reject by the dozen (Linda) Honestly, do these critics ever strive for creativity? How many times will they repeat what someone else has said, and think it's clever? I fear (this does worry me, Dorine, too! *winkie winkie*) that we're going to be faced with one more round of HG-lite comments, with Love Actually. Then hopefully it will stop.

(Karen) I fear ...that we're going to be faced with one more round of HG-lite comments, with Love Actually. Then hopefully it will stop. Why would they do it with Love Actually? Not only is Hugh Grant already in it also, Colin apparently barely, if at all, speaks. He couldn't do the "HG stammer" then.

(Linda, quoting) Vermeer: "Show me your ear". Griet: I did not want to. I had no choice... The look on his face was like a sigh, though he did not make a sound. Anyone wanna guess what an Andrew Davies stage direction to CF would be like at this point? (This movie cannot come a moment too soon!)

(Tress) HDTV (Mari) LMAO! Good one, Tress. I actually do have a high definition set, so I guess I'll be watching HDHDTV.;-) Mmmm, 65 HD inches of HD . . . hurry, Tuesday! So does that mean we all have HDDD (Hunk Daddy Deficit Disorder) until Tuesday? ;-) "So dense were the accents, Scottish and East End, that I could barely make out a word that they were saying . ." (Evelyn) And I had trouble with Clive:-((( Me,too. :-( Thanks to all for the reviews, pics, and articles. Thank God the memory of HS is fading fast.... So, where are our reports from London? Yoo-hoo, Ladies. :-)

From Ain't It Cool News: I�ve been saying this for a while, but I�m going to go officially on the record right now: LOVE, ACTUALLY is going to turn out to be one of this year�s biggest hits. Richard Curtis is one of those guys you just don�t bet against, and this buzz on this one is building steadily as we get closer to release. At the beginning of the year, it would have seemed like total madness to go head-to-head with the final MATRIX film, but after the extremely mixed responses to RELOADED, it looks like Universal may have some very good news this November... What is it about good writing that is so impressive? I mean, hundreds of movies are released every year (this year, what 400+?). So why is it at the end of the year I can always pick out on one hand the films that actually made an impression writing-wise? Using that math, there are roughly 2.5 films per one hundred released that are memorable. Depressing? Partly. Mostly it just makes me grateful for those 10 or so films every year that are added to the ever-growing DVD collection. So in a year such as this, where the best films I�ve seen most likely won�t get a wide release (Sundance faves �Die Mommy Die� and �The Station Agent� and by all means, if you get the chance, please go see both), and there is no release from Wes Anderson or Scott Frank, it�s a real joy to have seen Richard Curtis� �Love Actually.� You all are smart enough to go to IMDB to figure out who�s in the cast, but just know it�s everyone who�s anyone in Britain. Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, Hugh Grant... wait, I said I wasn�t going to name them all. But you get the point. Good cast. Oh... I�ll say this: Keira Knightly. Future Mrs. Keira Dough. Yikes... she�s something. Okay, so plot? Similar in structure to Altman�s �Short Cuts,� Curtis uses intertwining characters and plot points to tell the story of the love in 10 or so people�s lives. Neeson plays a widower with an 11 year old son (who steals the film) both dealing with the loss of love and attempting to find new love; Grant (so good in Curtis� �Notting Hill�) plays the newly elected Prime Minister, who finds it a bit difficult to concentrate around his tea-server (Martine McCutcheon); Firth is a man who, after being dumped, heads to a cottage in France to write his novel, but finds that love isn�t necessarily the international language (that would be Portuguese); Knightly is a new bride trying to deal with her husband�s jealous best friend; Emma Thompson & Alan Rickman (I told you everyone was in it) play a married couple with children, testing the limits of their love for each other; as well as several other characters all dealing with love in some form. That�s quite a run-on sentence. Forgive me. I don�t want to get too much into specifics, but there are a few things I feel I must talk about, as they were too good to not start buzzing about now. First off, the casting of the 11 year old son of Neeson. The girls I was with all �awwwed� when he first showed up, but it was his acting that got me. The kid�s real. Doesn�t exude any of that �I�m a child actor and look at me, I�m precocious!� crap. He�s just real. And funny, to boot. Then there�s Bill Nighy. See below. The guy�s incredible. Every scene he�s in had the audience laughing. Then there�s the Colin sub-plot. My note: Huh? Maybe Colin is the character's name.) Colin�s a guy who�s had a brilliant plan to come to America and seduce our women. Damn him. Damn him straight to H-E-double hockey sticks. Harry... let me say this. You�re gonna freak out. Best use of a �24� star yet, plus the scene (and you�ll know it when you see it... it involves �Milwaukee�) has January Jones. Fantastic stuff. You know those reviewer-friendly quotes like �A rollicking good time!!� and �I laughed non-stop!!�? Well, they actually fit here. I can�t really say enough about what a blast this movie was. The great part is, too, that every of the above-mentioned actors gets a real moment to shine. And I�ll say this: Bill Nighy had better get nominated for his work in this film. It�s Kevin-Kline-FISH-CALLED-WANDA good. I�m not even going to say what his deal is, other than to say that along with Johnny Depp�s �Cap�n Jack Sparrow,� the Stones are proving fertile ground for creating characters. The only problems I had with the film, and this is all put down on those handy-dandy survey sheets, is that the resolution of the film is a bit... lacking in some areas. The challenge of creating a piece like this is getting the audience to care for all of these characters, and Curtis succeeds 100%. But that actually ends up being his biggest problem: we care so much about each of the characters, that to not be given a proper resolution for each of them seems... wrong. Technically speaking, the film was a bit rough, but the release date is months away, so I�m sure it�ll all get worked out. Granted, I was sitting in the front row (I mention that because it�s entirely possible that the �roughness� I saw was due to the extreme, migraine-inducing view I had), but a lot of the film looked unfinished. Now, I could definitely be mistaken here, but it also looks like they filmed on digital, which I found interesting. Some of the more polished scenes looked just like film, which is where my confusion came from, because suddenly it was like watching something off my Digicam. But since the few scenes that looked good looked so good, I can only assume that the rest of the film will look that good in a few months� time. The soundtrack is fantastic. Every song is a classic, perfectly used to deliver either a comic punch to the scene or the right weight behind the drama. The temp score they were using was 100% �Life Is Beautiful,� so obviously the score�s still being worked on, which they said prior to the start of the film. Here�s a fair warning: THIS FILM IS AN UNABASHED ROMANTIC COMEDY. Hell, the movie opens with shots of the Heathrow welcoming gate with people hugging and laughing and kissing and a voiceover telling us that love is everywhere, that despite how bad the world may seem, for the most part, people still crave love and are willing to do good things to achieve it (it was a bit like the beginning of �Dogma,� actually, with the exception of the two foul-mouthed, crotchless, prank-pulling angels). It�s mush, I guess, but I�m a sucker for mush. And this is mush that�s actually got some substance... you know, like oatmeal. And really, on a cold morning (and this comes out in November, so for most of the country, it�ll be nippy), who doesn�t love a good bowl of oatmeal? Now that I type that, I realize that the majority of the people who will actually read this are probably not, you know, huge oatmeal freaks, so ignore that sentence. For the rest of us, go check this movie out. It�s absolutely worth your $6.50-$14.00 (de ending on where you live, naturally).

Thanks for posting the review of LA, Mari. But is this reviewer for real? Can the film really be this good? - I hope so! I keep returning to the poster of GWAPE. Isn't he is AFG, airbrushed or not? Can anybody make out(or speculate on)what the 3 words are underneath his delectable chin?

Thanks for the reviews, article and poster - can't make out much of the words (Sorry Janet), but I wasn't really looking at it to read.:) (Janet)is this reviewer for real? Almost seems dreamlike. Dreamlike is good.

(Mari's note: Then there�s the Colin sub-plot. My note: Huh? Maybe Colin is the character's name.) That's the storyline about the guy, played by Kris Marshall, who goes to Wisconsin and meets up with Elisha Cuthbert. Bill Nighy is certainly making a huge impression on everyone this year, especially if you've seen I Capture the Castle too. He reminds me a great deal of Peter O'Toole in appearance and style. The review sounds a tad to enthusiastic to be real, especially for anyone at AICN about a rom-com. ;-D

The only cast members I've seen pics of attending the celebrity screening were: Oliver James, Cassie and Connie Powney (Peach and Pear), Christina Cole, and Natalie Bromley. AB was at the Teen Choice Awards and KellyP had a Scientology thing.

No idea what the words are, yet, but a close-up:

Thanks everyone for all the news on GWAPE, Trauma and LA. Have just returned from London and Colin didn�t show. There was a screening at 10.00am for press etc. and another at 3.00pm. We only saw Sylvia Sims and Oliver James from the film. Those of us waiting and melting in 91 degrees recognised hardly anybody. We asked press photographers whether they knew if Colin was attending and one said �after watching the film this morning, I shouldn�t think he would dare�, or something similar. Very low key. No carpet, guests entered by a side door. We didn�t see any posters at all advertising the film apart from one on the side wall of WB cinema. There was an article in yesterday�s �News of the World� which had a lot of re-hashed material re BJD. Of WAGW: Colin is back on the silver screen this Friday playing a high-flying English Politian in the family comedy, What A Girl Wants. He is traced by his secret daughter Daphne (Amanda Bynes), the result of a whirlwind romance 17 years earlier with American Libby (Kelly Preston). Being a politician, having an illegitimate daughter could ruin his chances of winning an upcoming election. So should he sacrifice his daughter for a second time to pursue his ambition? �This is something completely different for me,� says Colin. �I have played French, American and Scottish roles on screen and I always like to keep on moving around, trying new things.� He�s banking on the film making a bigger impact than his recent romantic comedy, Hope Springs. Despite co-starring Minnie Driver and Heather Graham, it sadly failed to impress the critics. �You know that quote about never being out of fashion because you have never been in fashion? That applies to me perfectly,� laughs Colin. �I have rarely been in pole position or flavour of the month.�

Thanks Aishling for being such a trooper esp since no one thought he would be there. (CF)?I have rarely been in pole position or flavour of the month.? " Explain "pole position" ...have to do with rafting? Anyway, I get the drift and I'm glad he's taking it in good humor .

(Evelyn)Explain "pole position" ...have to do with rafting? Didn't see a winkie, so here it goes: pole position: first to go in a car race (Formula One) Thanks all for articles, pictures... Yummy week! (Colin)�I have played French, American and Scottish roles on screen and I always like to keep on moving around, trying new things.� So referring to Valmont, Jess (or Ross) and Edward... Umm, fun to see what's on his mind. Although "trying new things" "This is something completely different for me" when referring to WAGW, had me in stitches (picturing Mark Darcy's twinkle when introducing Bridget to Natasha):)

The great part is, too, that every of the above-mentioned actors gets a real moment to shine That's encouraging. Thanks, Mari. I hope LA is as good as it sounds. The article was so upbeat I felt like breaking out the old cheerleader shakers;-) (Odile)(picturing Mark Darcy's twinkle when introducing Bridget to Natasha) I love that twinkle...shows he isn't as stiffupperlipped as he seems. Please, boss, post a warning each time you enlarge that GWAPE poster. I can't take it. Beginning to save my money...it's going to be a very expensivefall. I'll be bankrupt by the new year;-) Thanks Karen, Aishling, and Mari

Thanks for the report, Aishling. Good for you for trying! Nothing ventured . . . A video store nearby has signage advertising the WAGW DVD/tape for tomorrow "with a free soundtrack while supplies last." So, look out for those two-fers! Thanks for the heads-up on the extras, Marianne. I honestly wasn't expecting much, so at least he's in some of them. Was looking at the GWAPE book cover next to the poster and it's astonishing how much Scarlett has been made to look like the painting. Love how they've capitalized on that resemblance while nicely working in a very seductive-looking CF. Whoever is doing their promo is off to a good start.

From a site called This Is Local London: What a Girl Wants (PG) IF IT is double cheesy mush with a cherry on top you want, then What A Girl Wants is the film for you. I wanted to hate this, and it was cringeworthy on several occasions, but let�s not detract from what it is � an old-fashioned, feel-good romantic comedy. Amanda Bynes, little known in this country but famous in America for Nickelodeon�s All That, is like a breath of fresh air and fits perfectly into the role of the feisty teenager. She�s confident, pretty, and reveals all of the innocence and naivety of a youngster finding her way in the world. Colin Firth (or is it always Mr Darcy to his legions of female fans?) is also good as the stuffy and reserved aristocratic father/Lord/MP, although you do wonder why an actor of his stature isn�t challenging his talents with something a bit grittier. The same could be said of Jonathan Pryce, who plays the evil political manipulator � with some aplomb may I add. Nevertheless, you still wonder why his talents are wasted in a film which is basically a coming-of-age flick. The rest of the cast just play their one-dimensional stereotypes in unremarkable style. In essence, the movie is a fairy story with Cinderella, a wicked stepmother, an ugly sister and a Prince Charming. The Cinderella character is Daphne Reynolds (Amanda Bynes), a precocious 17-year-old who was the result of a whirlwind romance between her mother and an aristocratic Englishman. Although the spirited teenager has an unconventional but loving relationship with her bohemian mother, Libby (Kelly Preston), she feels the need to find out who her father is. Prince Charming is Daphne�s father (Colin Firth), Lord Henry Dashwood, a high-profile politician who is unaware he has a daughter. Henry believed his former lover Libby had left him because she did not love him. Libby mistakenly thought her beloved Henry had abandoned her when he found out she was pregnant. The truth was they were both the victims of a conspiracy concocted by Dashwood�s advisors who thought she was unsuitable to be the wife of a would-be Prime Minister. Daphne arrives, much to the chagrin of Henry�s conniving fianc�e (Anna Chancellor), the wicked stepmother, and her jealous daughter (Christina Cole), the ugly sister, who are hell-bent on ruining the popular teenager at every turn. And they do a pretty good job, setting her up to Daphne breaks every social convention associated with the stiff-upper lipped aristocratic life. Not wanting to jeopardise her father�s campaign for an upcoming election, Daphne stifles her naturally vibrant personality, refashions herself as a proper debutante and plunges into a whirlwind of stuffy British social events. But she soon realises she doesn�t like the person she�s becoming in the process. As much as she wants to be her father�s daughter, it�s not worth it if she can�t be herself. After all, as Ian (Oliver James), a charming and society-savvy local musician, asks her, why fit in when you were born to stand out? Will it all end in tears or will there be a fairytale ending where everybody lives happily ever after? You will have to go and find out.

From The Usher filmsite. I've deleted the plot summary. The American dream of finding out that you have a rich, unknown relative that will make all of your dreams come true, is bought to the screen again in an extremely sickly sweet and sentimental way. A remake of the 1958 movie "The Reluctant Debutant" starring Rex Hamilton and Sandra Lee, this is just The Princess Diaries all over again. Girl discovers she is related to a rich aristocrat, in this case a Lord not a King, but her American upbringing, while adding street smarts and the joy of all things modern, makes it difficult for her to become accustomed to the pomp and circumstance associated with more civilised society. You get the picture and you know she is going to change him and they'll live happily ever after. It does have its good points. Amanda Bynes, from TVs The Amanda Show and Big Fat Liar, shows that she is an upcoming teenage actress that has enough personally to make a good screen lead. She is charming, personable and nice meaning that you can't help liking her endearing qualities. Colin Firth is nicely cast as her reluctant father, as he bungles his way through parenting for the first time. Anna Chancellor is also good as the prospective wicked stepmother. What lets the movie down is the sugar coated, overly sentimental ending that you could see coming from a mile away. While the movie was always destined to end this way, it would have been nice for some inkling of originality to have crept in their. Also, the supporting cast is very underdeveloped. Jonathan Pryce's Alistair Payne is extremely underwritten and a waste of a talented actor. Kelly Preston is only in the movie for about ten minutes and Oliver James looks like a reject from a boy band which a really posh accent. What a Girl Wants is as sugar coated a teenage 'chick-flick' as you could get. While the performances from Amanda Bynes and Colin Firth are good, you just end up wishing that they could have chosen a better film to star together in as this is decidingly average.

Thank you, ladies for the all the news and reviews. (Mari)Was looking at the GWAPE book cover next to the poster and it's astonishing how much Scarlett has been made to look like the painting. Love how they've capitalized on that resemblance while nicely working in a very seductive-looking CF. Whoever is doing their promo is off to a good start. I did just the same, and totally agree. About LA, as Janet said I hope this isn't too good to be true. Saw Mena Suvari on tv tonight and started thinking about Trauma and lapdancing - really like the gay-sentence: dunno - are you any good? ;-) All in all, I think the winter is going to be a very good one ODB-wise :-)

(Annette) Thank you, ladies for the all the news and reviews. How wonderful of you to profess opinions which are my own. :-)

(Karen) The review sounds a tad to enthusiastic to be real, especially for anyone at AICN about a rom-com. ;-D My first thought, as well. Second thought is to go to the AICN Talkback section below that report and see if others concurred. Thanks everyone for all the news and reviews. Aishling, what a trooper in that heat! Boy, that poster really is something. "I'm mellllting!" ;-)

Thanks, Aisling, for making the effort, just in case. I'm just so glad I didn't waste my airmiles! -I'm saving them for November. I think the Premiere of GWAPE will be around my birthday, so I've got a good excuse for a trip to the capital!

From the British Films in Progress website click on page 2. DEAD WAIT, THE (UK/SA/GER) Director: Jens Meurer Producer: Sheryl Crown, Blue Orange Films Cast: Colin Firth Sales agent: Beyond Films Status: pre-production http://www.britfilms.com/britishfilms/inprogress/?&skip=30

Quite possibly one of the most condescending articles in recent memory. From the Telegraph, the slugs :-( 'I don't want to be a celebrity' (Filed: 05/08/2003) She's America's sweetest, perkiest and most popular teenage star. But is Amanda Bynes old before her time, asks Michael Shelden Teen stars with baby faces and big contracts are becoming the hottest commodity in Hollywood, where the common wisdom seems to hold that old age now begins at 30. In an effort to tap into the lucrative pre-teen market - in which 15-year-old Californian twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have built a multi-million dollar fashion and media empire - the big studios are putting their marketing muscle behind a new pack of "tween queens". The leader of the gang is Amanda Bynes - a showbiz veteran at the tender age of 17 - who makes Britney Spears look like a late bloomer. She was auditioning for television adverts at seven, doing stand-up comedy at 10, starring in her own series at 13 (The Amanda Show on Nickelodeon) and is now featured in a new film with a supporting cast that includes such oldies as Colin Firth and Jonathan Pryce. So, are you excited about your first British premiere, Amanda? "I don't know when it comes out over there," she tells me, as we sit and chat at the Hollywood headquarters of Warner Brothers. She waves her hand vaguely, as though Britain and all those other strange places outside sunny California are somewhere in the general direction of the Pacific Ocean. No plans to go to London, then? "No," she says, curtly. Jolly Olde England seems to have lost its charm for the young star, who spent three months in and around London last summer making her new film, What a Girl Wants - a princess fantasy in which American teen Amanda enjoys playing aristocratic dress-up as the long-lost daughter of Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth) and, in the process, shows a lot of stuffy Brits how to have fun. She insists that she had a good time working on the film, but admits that she would have enjoyed her visit more if the stay in England had been shorter. Three months was an eternity to a Californian girl who had never been abroad before. "A month would have been better," she says with a weary look, then quickly adds, in a sudden show of perkiness. "But I really enjoyed London. Everybody was so friendly." It isn't easy being a teen sensation when you have to remember to say nice things about places that are, you know, so far away and, like, so different. But the studio has trained Amanda well. She is polite, amazingly mature ("Yes, I am mature," she says with disarming bluntness) and so squeaky clean that no dirt will stick to her. Even her boyfriend is a steady young fellow she's known for years. Not for her the fast life of drugs, sex, booze, tattoos and silicone enhancement. Her job is to entertain the crucial demographic of pre-pubescent girls by being incredibly cute and innocent while surviving close encounters with the adult world. Accordingly, her principal companion during her stay in London was not some fellow teen heartthrob but her Canadian grandmother. "Innocent is who I am," she says, earnestly. "I don't need to watch my image." Such pronouncements fall from her lips with ease, and without any trace of irony. She is a marketing dream come true - the good teen who loves her corporate Big Brother and will do nothing to embarrass the brand. Before I meet her, her publicist warns me not to be late, saying: "Amanda is very prompt." When I arrive early, the corporate machine is already in high gear and the meeting has been moved forward at the last minute so that the busy star can make another appointment - so I'm late anyway and the super-teen is patiently waiting for me in a room overstocked with icy drinks and decorated in the equally icy style of big media management. I feel like a schoolboy interviewing a jaded old pro who might look 17 but speaks with an air of solemn calculation worthy of a 40-year-old banker. She says things that ordinary 17-year-olds rarely say, telling me: "People are very judgmental and don't have empathy." The last word is pronounced with such careful precision that you can almost imagine her holding up the flashcard from her latest tutoring session on "big words". But the careful fa�ade of grown-up sophistication soon cracks and the little girl emerges. As she goes over the details of her career with robotic speed, she suddenly pauses to lick not only the bottle cap of her sugary fruit drink, but also the heel of her palm. In a flash, she goes from stage-managed adult to the child she really is. It is sad to see a child forced to grow old before her time, but she insists that her corporate persona is her own creation and seems unaware that her strings are being pulled by anyone above her. Though her father - a dentist - took her to her first audition 10 years ago, she steadfastly holds that every step in her career has been voluntary. "I love acting. It's fun, and my parents have never pushed me into anything." Yet she almost shudders with dread when she recalls watching other children endure the horrors of auditioning, and she came to dread the ordeal herself. "Between seven and 10, I used to audition for commercials all the time. Sometimes, I would do three auditions a day. My mother would go with me, but she wasn't pushing me like some of the other mothers did with their kids. "I can still remember the look of pain on one little girl's face when her mother pulled her aside and began combing her hair too hard. It hurt to watch that." Young Amanda had no trouble getting job offers. She became a star on the Nickelodeon channel by playing madcap characters who were parodies of older people. Part of the appeal of her persona for her teen fans is that she makes gentle fun of adults by pretending to be one, and - by design - not entirely succeeding. When she was given her own series on Nickelodeon, she ran it like a child's version of an adult variety programme - with guest stars and skits that were funny largely because they were pint-sized imitations of the real thing. The problem now is that she has imitated adults for so long that she can't seem to figure out whether she's 17 or 37. And the humour that she displays on screen is strangely lacking in person. She rarely cracks a smile during our interview. "I almost feel like I'm not part of my own generation," she says. "I feel more comfortable sometimes with older people, and I get to meet a lot of really neat ones. You know, women who are, like, 30." Scratch her hard surface and a thousand insecurities escape. "I don't want to be a celebrity, yet I do," she says, with a revealing look of childish indecision. Hurtful phrases from bad reviews of her film still ring in her ears. "People said I have a puffy face. What does that have to do with the quality of the movie? They're reviewing me, not the work, and that's not fair." Her face twists as she complains, then just as quickly returns to her usual look of rehearsed sophistication as she retreats behind an adult platitude. "But I've come to terms with it now, so that's fine." When she has a chance to fight back, she often finds, to her confusion, that she can't. She has been acting "sweet" and "perky" for so long that she finds it difficult to confront the studio when its wishes conflict with hers. "We took maybe 500 promotional photos on the set of my latest movie, so we had lots to choose from, but everyone told me that the one in the poster was the best and I didn't agree." So what happened? "It stayed in the poster," she says - then adds, candidly, "Imagine, everywhere you go, seeing a picture of you that you don't like. I have such a fake smile in that photo." Older people may not yet know her name or face, but Bynes has so many young fans that her website gets millions of visitors a week. Such fame has its drawbacks, and she winces at the thought of all those fans waiting to pounce on her in public. "A woman came up to me recently and put her arm on my shoulder. That may not sound like a big deal, but I don't like having people invade my personal space. They think they know you, but they're strangers, and nobody likes being touched by strangers. "Up until recently, I was pretty sure I would go away to college, but how could I live in a dorm room? It's a question of security. When you're famous, you can't just live anywhere and have an ordinary life. But at home, I try." She is a bright young woman, and I suspect that one day she will look back on her career as a teen idol and find that much of it had an unreal - if not fake - quality to it. She wants to continue acting for the foreseeable future, but she also wants to get married and have a family. "I think it would be such a cool thing to have a baby - to create a person who is a part of you." In bringing up her own children, she may discover how much of her own childhood was lost. But at this stage in her life, she is more of a Hollywood creation than she can afford to admit and cannot be blamed for misunderstanding what adults have done to her. When her career was just beginning to take off, one studio executive at Nickelodeon summed up the corporate attitude towards her by declaring: "Amanda is funny, and funny is money."

(Linda)http://www.britfilms.com/britishfilms/inprogress/?&skip=30 LOL! When you scroll down a little there's the blip about the movie Cloud Cuckoo Land! Can't wait to read more about that one;-) (Mari's post)where the common wisdom seems to hold that old age now begins at 30. Hey! What's the big deal. Used to think this in the 60's! What a stupid and gratuatously mean spirited piece...... Yuk. Makes me want to write her (Amanda) a fan letter.

My DVD of WAGW arrived this morning. - It doesn't even open in the cinema until this Friday. -Don't know if I'll be able to persuade my DH to go with me, but I must see him on the big screen!!

(Janet)DVD of WAGW arrived this morning. - It doesn't even open in the cinema until this Friday How did this happen. Am I living in a parallel universe? I must see him on the big screen!! This is a definite MUST. Just a pity that you can't get close enough to the screen to touch.

Quite possibly one of the most condescending articles in recent memory. From the Telegraph, the slugs :-( "She rarely cracks a smile during our interview." Can't imagine why. I guess she was "mature" enough to recognize a jerk when she saw one.

http://www.britfilms.com/britishfilms/inprogress/?&skip=30 "Cold Mountain" is a British film? Puh-leeze. (Telegraph)But the careful fa�ade of grown-up sophistication soon cracks and the little girl emerges. Psst...most 17yr old react that way.It's normal and part of their charm. This writer doesn't even know a teenager. Why does the Telegraph, a respectable newspaper even file an article like that.

Aishling, thank you so much for making the effort? I know you must be disappointed. Did you get to see the movie, and if so what did you think? Thanks for all the reviews everyone. Let's hope LA is as good as this reviewer thinks. Remarkable cast and so many well known here, I think it should be very well received, and timing is just right for the kick off of the holiday season.

Thanks for the article, Mari. Yeah, it's mean and seemingly predisposed to dislike and all the other tween queens; however, there were a few very similar observations I had myself, when I saw her on the Craig Kilbourn show. The problem now is that she has imitated adults for so long that she can't seem to figure out whether she's 17 or 37. And the humour that she displays on screen is strangely lacking in person. She rarely cracks a smile during our interview. When she would laugh, it looked so phony. Not for her the fast life of drugs, sex, booze, tattoos and silicone enhancement. I wouldn't bet on that last one. Was probably done for her 16th birthday. ;-D

(AICN) Okay, so plot? Similar in structure to Altman�s �Short Cuts,� Curtis uses intertwining characters and plot points to tell the story... Really liked SC....the reviewer said something about the only problem he had with the film were the resolutions to some of the stories. That some lacked a 'proper' ending. But that is what SC did....and why I enjoyed it so much. I enjoy films that aren't neatly wrapped up at the end. Leave you thinking a bit about the possibilities. If this is what Curtis is doing, I like that idea and hope that they don't go in, edit it and give each story a fairy tale ending. Thanks Karen for the 'enlarged' version of the GWAPE poster....definitely swoon-worthy for me. (The Telegraph) She is a bright young woman, and I suspect that one day she will look back on her career as a teen idol and find that much of it had an unreal - if not fake - quality to it. Fake? Like the interviewer's face! GAH! Horrible....why the anger in this one? I'm sure that when Amanda was interviewed, she had no idea that the interviewer would turn around and write such a hateful piece...or maybe she did and that explained her lack of enthusiasm. Thanks ladies for all the articles!

Thanks, Mari. I was a bit surprised by the article. I found AB delightful and sweet in the interviews I watched. She was particularly funny and very gushy about Colin and her stay in London last summer during the Wayne Brady interview. Oh well, just one of those intervies that somehow gets twisted before it goes to print;-( My Henry is back...arrived just a few moments, ago...and off I go to recover him.

Here are links to deleted scenes found on the DVD. There is only one clip, but there are a jillion formats to chose from (Real Player, Quick Time, WM, etc.) plus transmission speeds. Whatever works for you, you should find amongst these links: http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_100.asx http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_100.ram http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_100.rpm http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_300.asx http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_300.ram http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_300.rpm http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_56.asx http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_56.ram http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_56.rpm http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_qt_100.mov http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_qt_100.smil http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_qt_300.mov http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_qt_300.smil http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_qt_56.mov http://raincloud.warnerbros.com/wbol/us/whv/med/what_a_girl_wants/addl_scenes_qt_56.smil

The second scene on the clip is HD giving an assnumblingly boring speech. A real dynamo. ;-D

(Karen) HD giving an assnumblingly boring speech. BWAH! In it he says he comes from Wickham! Wonder how many little in jokes they'll throw into EOR. Doesn't appear the biggest one will be making it in. Thanks for the links, Karen. No time to pick up HD today or to watch it tonight anyway.

(Janet)DVD of WAGW arrived this morning. - It doesn't even open in the cinema until this Friday (LeahP)How did this happen. Am I living in a parallel universe? I bought a Region free DVD Player last year. Best purchase I've made in a long time!! - And WAGW isn't released in the UK until this Friday, so I get the best of both worlds!!

I've just finished watching my DVD of WAGW. And I can't believe how unbelievably gorgeous he is in this film! Friday can't come soon enough for me!

(Janet)And I can't believe how unbelievably gorgeous he is in this film And the DVD is just the tip of the iceberg...wait till you see him on the big screen. Lucky girl! I just checked into multi region DVD players, yesterday...after the Trauuuuuuuuuma report I figure it's time to invest. I wish they had included more outtakes. The few after the fashion and etiquette segment were funny and left me wanting more. Blast! But, I'm not complaining...Henry is home.

(Linda) Henry is home. No time, nuff said.

(Linda) Henry is home. For any of you with Sam's Club memberships, I would suggest looking there for WAGW - the DVD was a few bucks cheaper. Anyway, I have my DVD! So excited as I actually have not seen the movie yet. Got a great question today... over dinner, my mother very seriously asked, "So what is it with Colin Firth? How long has this been going on?"

(Linda) Henry is home. LOL....he is indeed! Think I'll go curl up on the couch with him right now! Sweet dreams, Droolers!!

(Shoshana)Got a great question today... over dinner, my mother very seriously asked, "So what is it with Colin Firth? How long has this been going on?" LOL! You are so busted! This is a question that I fear from the DH.;-)

From an article in THR about up and coming new directors: That sort of unearned self-assurance � a willingness to leap blindly into the unknown � is common to all novice filmmakers, who often don't have the good sense to recognize that they're in over their heads. Independent films make for a cruel apprenticeship because there's no margin for error, no room in the minuscule budget and harried shooting schedule for the occasional rookie mistake. These conditions would rattle even the most-seasoned veteran, but a promising new crop of directors is hoping to survive its trial by fire unscathed. [...] In "Station Agent," the trains represent a neat metaphor for themes of connection and disconnection, but they also evoke an era that has long-since passed with antiquated values that share little relation to the present. It's this same nostalgic spirit that led Peter Webber, a veteran of British TV dramas and documentaries, to make his feature debut with Lions Gate's "Girl With a Pearl Earring," the long-awaited adaptation of Tracy Chevalier's best-selling novel. Based on the Johannes Vermeer painting of the same name, the project came to Webber after a previous incarnation � with director Mike Newell and stars Ralph Fiennes and Kate Hudson attached � slipped through the cracks. Likening the transition from television to film to "slipping into a comfortable pair of shoes," Webber cast Colin Firth as Vermeer and an uncanny Scarlett Johansson as the peasant maid who inspired his famous painting. "It's really a story about repression," says Webber, who mimicked the painter's elegant simplicity in depicting 17th-century Dutch culture. "We live in a world where very little is repressed, where sexuality is worn on people's sleeves, where every other film people are jumping into bed. I relished the idea of making a film where people can't do what they want and have a passion that's denied somehow. "Maybe it's because I'm a Brit," Webber jokes. "We're supposed to be repressed, aren't we?"

(Karen) "with director Mike Newell and stars Ralph Fiennes and Kate Hudson attached" 'scuse me while I bang my head against the wall. There, I feel better.

Why a headbang? This project scored a perfect 10 on my Rafe-o-meter, which I use to measure all of CF's potential projects.

(THR article))Maybe it's because I'm a Brit," Webber jokes. "We're supposed to be repressed, aren't we?" LOL! I can see em' already, Colin Firth, once again playing the part of a *repressed*.......(Dutch)artist. Who cares! Bring it on, I'm ready for the smoulderama!

Regarding the anonymous set report from Trauma, I've been assured that there won't be a need for subtitling in this film. There's only one Scottish accent and one Cockney. As far as raunchy content goes, this one scene isn't representative of the whole film.

I assume my WAGW DVD will be on the doorstep this afternoon. The "official" web site mentions Easter Eggs. Has anyone identified these yet? Being a middle-aged, NPR listening woman, I have no inclination to fiddle with the DVD player to find them. ;-) ;-) ;-)

(Karen) As far as raunchy content goes, this one scene isn't representative of the whole film. Ohhhh....blast! And I was so hoping it would be! ;-D (Meredith) The "official" web site mentions Easter Eggs. Has anyone identified these yet? I found a listing for only one so far (there should be more). Here's a link to finding Peach & Pear's audition: http://www.dvdeastereggs.com/showEgg.php?eggid=1207&grabEggs=w I haven't had time to check that one out...hope it works. Off to look for more!

There's a *very* brief Colin interview in the section where you mix Daphne's clothing to match the ensembles worn in the film. I don't want to tell you how many attempts it took me before the DVD apparently got disgusted and gave me the answers.;-) Anyway, when you make it though all 4 outfits, there are brief interviews with AB, CF, and OJ. (Janet)I can't believe how unbelievably gorgeous he is in this film! I know, IMO, he looks even better in this than in BJD! If anyone wants to join me in a good old-fashioned drool session, BYOB (Bring Your Own Bucket) and let's do it! Great (and very welcome) update on Trauma, Karen!

This seems very silly to me, but every time I look at the cover to WAGW, I imagine RL from Tumbledown in his big silly hat. I just am waiting to hear a string of soldier profanities or him asking if anoyone would like to see the pictures of his brain. Does anyone else get that mental image or have I just been watching Tumbledowm too recently?

I've added the picture accompanying the Premiere write-up to the GWAPE gallery http://www.firth.com/gwape_gal1.html

(Karen)I've added the picture accompanying the Premiere write-up to the GWAPE gallery Those hands, that concentrated gaze. SWOON!

cool pic karen, thanks. i strongly suspect they used it for the poster (after a couple of retouching moves, ie stubble clearing and skin smoothing).... i actually like the close-up poster better than the first one you posted, esp. the cracked painting feel they gave it. ok, i know, no hands on the second one, but i really like the retouching work they did with it. thanks for all the goodies everyone (and the bunburying jokes re: trauma, ha!)

OMG, that photo! I think I'm going to need CPR to stay conscious during GWAPE, as I feel light headed just looking at that image. Thanks, Karen, for uploading it. Gee, are we all going to buy the poster for the film? ;-) (Mari) I know, IMO, he looks even better in this than in BJD! I was thinking the same thing, Mari. I've never before voiced this to anyone, but I always thought Mark Darcy's hair looked odd from the beginning of film (reindeer jumper scene) to the Smug Married dinner party scenes. Hi hair was kind of poufy and odd-shaped in the front. To redeem myself (and his hair;-)), I thought that his hair looked much better from the ciggie shop scene till the end of the film. I will save my Henry-specific drooling for another time. ;-) (Karen) This project scored a perfect 10 on my Rafe-o-meter, which I use to measure all of CF's potential projects. Excellent concept, IMO. Oh, God, not Easter eggs. *groan* I never could make the "bagpipe" easter egg on Moulin Rouge work. I just hope they aren't too tricky.

OMG! My face is numb....I have lost all feeling in my limbs.... That stubble...that hair...that dead sexy shirt...that intense look. I'm done for...a goner. Gotta make a physical appointment to see if the old ticker can take a jolt. Who am I kidding, even if they told me to stay away, I couldn't... Nice piercer! Wonder if he's available for...nevermind...I'll just go sit in front of the fan and cool off for a minute. Thank you Karen!!!!

Woke up and peeled face of of computer screen to thank Karen. ;-)

Thanks Karen...now let's hope Rafe bows out of more films like this one;-)

Thanks for the new capture, Karen. Better and better! - I'm off to look for more Easter eggs. (I did stumble upon Pear and Peach's audition last night.) - Just a fluke!

Karen, that picture has sent me over the moon. I've been in trouble since yesterday afternoon with HD now JV. Many thanks... Wonder what kind of piercer he is? (Janet)I'm off to look for more Easter eggs. Don't miss the outtakes after the etiquette section (does that count as an easter egg) (Mari)I don't want to tell you how many attempts it took me before the DVD apparently got disgusted and gave me the answers.;-) LOL, my daughter and I were rolling on the floor trying to get them right. We had just watched the film, too. My DVD froze at one point during this. I thought I would die. Thought I broke Henry. (Mari)I know, IMO, he looks even better in this than in BJD! If anyone wants to join me in a good old-fashioned drool session, BYOB (Bring Your Own Bucket) and let's do it! I agree that HD looks better than MD. I thought MD had so many different looks in BJD...of course most were AFG, but HD looks so AFG throughout the film...eh after Morocco, of course. I'll gladly bring my own bucket, I think I need two..I'm already in Vermeer drool mode. (Karen)I've been assured that there won't be a need for subtitling in this film. Ok, multi-region DVD player now on hold...

Ew. Am not as enamoured of the Colin Kevorkian do-it-yourself piercing pic as you ladies. Am getting a Sweeney Todd flashback here.;-)

(Mari) Ew. Am not as enamoured of the Colin Kevorkian do-it-yourself piercing pic as you ladies. Am getting a Sweeney Todd flashback here.;-) Whew! Got almost down to the end of the postings and thought I'd be the first one to be a bit less than enamored of it. For me, it borders on sadistic looking. He looks a little too determined vs. full of sensuality and she pains me to watch her waiting for the pain. Though am impressed at Scarlet for making that come through so well. It's just a snapshot, so it might register different with me when I see the whole scene.

. He looks a little too determined vs. full of sensuality He's an artist, a perfectionist...not a masochistic predator. Why else make her pierce both ears. I think he's playing it right.

(Evelyn) Why else make her pierce both ears. I always thought it was for several reasons. That he wanted to see her in the earrings, that he knew it was probably her one time to ever wear anything like that...so let her wear both of them, even if it was for only a couple of hours and then because he was an artist and the aesthetic of the whole thing (balance and beauty and such...). But I really think it had more to do with seeing her in both earrings...a bit pervy really, but I like!

(Karen)Why a headbang? This project scored a perfect 10 on my Rafe-o-meter, which I use to measure all of CF's potential projects. The head bang was rid my head of the picture of Kate Hudson sporting the Pearl Earring. (Evelyn) He's an artist, a perfectionist...not a masochistic predator. Why else make her pierce both ears. I think he's playing it right. I agree. That picture makes me even more antsier for this film. And that's good Trauma news from Karen. Maybe in the dicier bits they'll have subtitles ala Trainspotting.

I decided to take my 2 sons to the Burrell Collection (an art gallery and museum in Glasgow) today, partly to escape my obsession with all things CF. There was a special exhibition of works normally housed in the National Gallery for Scotland. I was admiring a beautiful painting called 'Christ at the House of Martha and Mary'. The Artist? - Jan Vermeer (an early work) I give up!

(Dorine) He looks a little too determined vs. full of sensuality (Evelyn) He's an artist, a perfectionist...not a masochistic predator. Why else make her pierce both ears. I think he's playing it right. I didn't mean my remark as a commentary on how I think he played it. As I said, I can't make a good judgement on it til I see the whole scene. A snapshot of one point in time can be misleading and certainly look very different than reality.

I guess, in other words, I'd rather look at the poster or the other pics that are out. :-)

Hi Karen, By the time you read this you will probably already have discovered that firth.com is being diverted by zoneedit.com. :-((

From the Times: COLIN FIRTH does not have the face of a happy man. It settles naturally into an expression of vague discomfort as if it has just noticed something with the potential to ruin his day. And he looks more uncomfortable than ever in What a Girl Wants, a sticky-sweet Cinderella story that requires him to don leather trousers and play air guitar. I imagine it�s a scene that will come back to haunt him in years to come when he�s picking up an Olivier award. Loosely inspired by William Douglas-Home�s 1956 West End hit The Reluctant Debutante (filmed two years later with Rex Harrison and Sandra Dee), this is a star vehicle for Amanda Bynes, whose Tigger-like perkiness on the Nickelodeon children�s channel has made her a star among American pre-and-barely-teens. Bynes plays 17-year-old New Yorker Daphne, who heads for a fantasy London and the country manor of her long estranged aristocratic father, Henry Dashwood (Firth), who never knew she existed. It�s all culture-clash goofiness from there on. When not trying to fit in or loosening up her dad (cue that air guitar moment) and the toffs-and-tiaras set (�No hugs,� bristles Eileen Atkins as Henry�s reformed-snob mother, �we�re British. We only show affection to dogs and horses�), she�s outsmarting the wicked step-relatives (Anna Chancellor and Jonathan Pryce, no doubt thinking of their pay cheques) and gawking at touristy London with her instant, cute boyfriend, complete with let�s-go-shopping montages. OK, the film is for Bynes�s teen fans but even they might squirm at the overwrought �you�ve gotta be yourself� message. It�s so predictable � guess if Daphne will reunite her parents and whether Henry will choose political office or being a dad? � that all that�s left to watch is Firth�s innate earnestness sitting uneasily in formulaic fluff and Bynes acting madcap; she�s not as adorable as the movie thinks she is.

(Evelyn)He's an artist, a perfectionist...not a masochistic predator. Why else make her pierce both ears. I think he's playing it right. I think your argumentation is right and agree, but as Dorine said, hard to judge from a still shot. (Dorine)I guess, in other words, I'd rather look at the poster or the other pics that are out. :-) The poster is all I need right now - just beautiful :-) (Janet)I give up! Please don't ever get pass this stage - it's too rewarding in the drooldepartment. Timeconsuming, yes - but worth every minute ;-) Thank you for the Trauma informations and GWAPE picture, Karen. And thank you all for the articles, news etc !

From free paper, Metro, this morning; an excerpt from www.metro.co.uk... 60 SECONDS EXTRA!: Actress Kelly Preston lived with George Clooney and then Charlie Sheen before marrying John Travolta in a Scientology service in 1991. She starred as Tom Cruise's sex-obsessed girlfriend in Jerry Maguire and with Travolta in Battlefield Earth, but took time off to have children. She returns to the screen this week in What A Girl Wants. What's the new film about? I play Libby Reynolds, an American woman who had a relationship with an English guy, Henry Dashwood [Colin Firth]. After we broke up, I found out I was pregnant, but I was so devastated I never told him. Now that my daughter, Daphne [Amanda Bynes], is a teenager, she wants to meet her father so she takes off to England to find him. I love this movie. It had such a great script and I think it has a great message. I'm a single mother in it and it says there are lots of different kinds of families out there. It's a family film but also a romantic comedy. Did you get on with Colin? I loved him. He's so English but also very mischievous and funny. There's a scene in the film where he's rocking out and playing air guitar in front of a mirror and it's hilarious. Does your husband mind you kissing your co-stars? Well, John doesn't like it. It's his least favourite thing. You have to put it into perspective though, and remember it's just work.

From the Evening Standard: Rated x (poor). DG's comedy stars a fun-size Jennifer Aniston Clone named AB who lives with her boho mother (KP) in NY's Chinatown. The two are given to trading declarations such as "I love you a million Swedish fish" and "I love you a million M&M's". But that doesn't stop the girl disappearing across the Atlantic in search of her biological father , HD - an aristocrat, played by a stuttering CF, who has renounced his title to run for parliament but is hanging on to his country estate, mysteriously located in central London. The England that Daphne explores is a divided place. On the streets everyone is either a hippie or a punk or a Rasta. Everyone in the interior scenes - all filmed in stately homes - is either a member ofthe Royal Family impersonated by a lookee-likee, a surly posh chap fixated on racial purity, or a well-known Equity face, indulging in that genteel whoring for which respected British actors assume they will be forgiven. JP, one of the chief offenders, makes it through to the end by delivering his lines in a quivery breathless voice that suggests that he is being gently fondled by someone just out of earshot. EA, conversely, gives it all she can muster. "I am British!" she booms. "We only show affection to dogs and horses". The film is firmly alllied to the former species, but it doesn't deserve a pat on the head from anyone.

Thanks for the reviews. I'm not in the least surprised by them! However, my daughter(16), her friend and my niece(13) all loved it. And they all fell for Oliver James. (I'm going to have to hide my DVD, lest it gets damaged!) So it definitely works for the audience that it is, after all, aimed at. The bonus is, that those of us to are mums or aunts, have a legitimate excuse for repeated viewing!

(Evening Standard)" a well-known Equity face, indulging in that genteel whoring for which respected British actors assume they will be forgiven. JP, one of the chief offenders, makes it through to the end by delivering his lines in a quivery breathless voice that suggests that he is being gently fondled by someone just out of earshot." ROTF. Funniest lines I've read yet.I must admit the former has always been my contention too. Thanks Allison. At least no one has said it's the worst movie they've seen this year.

(Times) I imagine it�s a scene that will come back to haunt him in years to come when he�s picking up an Olivier award. Wishful thinking if the reviewer thinks Colin's going to go back on stage. ;-D

From the Financial Times by Nigel Andrews The sense of two continents separated by a common malfunctioning of the brain is evident is What a Girl Wants. I never heard such giggling at a press show. But how else to respond to the tale of a dippily anodyne American teenager (Amanda Bynes) discovering that her father is an English peer (Colin Firth) about to shrug off his title to fight for a Commons seat? She vaults the Atlantic to meet daddy, encounters the national froideur ("No hugs, dear, I'm British," says dowager aunt Eileen Atkins), falls for a penniless guitarist (Oliver James) who seems to get gigs at every royal garden party, and falls over Prince Charles and HM the Queen, played by spitting lookalikes. Very scary.

TV Times 9-15 August Rating: 2/5 Chirpy teenage TV star Amanda Bynes plays the daughter of a wedding singer (Kelly Preston) from a 17-years-ago �marriage� to an English nobleman (Colin Firth) whose adviser (Jonathan Pryce) soon saw the �unsuitable� American off. Now Bynes is in England to hunt down Firth. There are a few good lines amid a mass of offensive (and outdated) English stereotypes and, fortunately, Eileen Atkins as Firth�s mother has them all. �No hugs,� she says. �I�m British. We only show affection to dogs and horses.�

(Times) I imagine it�s a scene that will come back to haunt him in years to come when he�s picking up an Olivier award. (Karen) Wishful thinking if the reviewer thinks Colin's going to go back on stage. ;-D I'm still wishing... (wonder where my Hamlet tix are?) (Evelyn)At least no one has said it's the worst movie they've seen this year. No, that honor seems to be going elsewhere this year...

The Herald review: With: Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth, Anna Chancellor, Jonathan Pryce, Eileen Atkins WHAT A Girl Wants takes its title from a song by Christina Aguilera, which probably counts as a kitsch retro reference as far as its target audience is concerned. Next to the film's ultra-perky teen star Amanda Bynes, Aguilera is a wrinkly old showbiz survivor whose advanced age can be calculated by the rings in her bellybutton. Bynes is a product of the voracious US "tween" culture, a movement born of the realisation that you're never too young to contribute to the swollen bank balances of squeaky-clean, manufactured role models. What A Girl Wants capitalises on the klutzy, cutesy persona Bynes has honed over almost a decade of small-screen celebrity. She plays Daphne, a kooky (ie flamboyantly annoying) 17-year-old who yearns to find her real father. In a flagrant sop to dreamy American teens that just won't work on this side of the pond, he turns out to be an aristocratic English MP (played by a suitably embarrassed-looking Colin Firth). Off she goes to the funny old UK to kick him into touch with, like, what a girl wants. Which is to cause chaos in his household, behave inappropriately at posh functions, and show everyone her midriff, shortly before calming down enough to join in the reinforcement of all his conservative (and, implicitly, Conservative) values. Oh, and to get off with an appalling, soppy English boy, whose apparent function is to remind audiences that not everyone in Britain has a title. "My parents are as poor as church mice, and they're the happiest people I know," he smugly notes, before the film returns to its feverish fetishisation of privilege and elitism. Throw in dumb tourist shots of London edited together with blithe disregard for geography, and stereotypes about the Brit mentality that would have seemed narrow and archaic in 1952, and one wonders why this is even being released over here.

This may not be the prevailing English view of WAGW, but I thought some of this writer's comments were interesting. Posted at the imdb: A Brit's view of Hollywood's view of England Perhaps I've just bought myself a one-way ticket to the Tower of London by admitting this but in fact I really loved this film. In fact, it was one of the most entertaining I've seen in months (and believe me, I see a lot of films). Okay, so some of the standard ingredients in a Hollywood view of England are present and correct. There is the obligatory tour of London taking in all the traditional sights. Then there's the use of cockney rhyming slang (apples and pears = stairs, frog and toad = road, etc, you get the picture) by the locals to establish that we are in England. Perhaps it's just me but I've never heard anyone speak like this (perhaps I should get out from the palace more). Mercifully at least in this case, having quickly established that we are in England (by the sightseeing tour and the cockneys speaking cockney), the locals then start talking normally - well at least what passes for normal in England. Most of the Brits are portrayed as being eccentric upper class and repressed or crashing patronising snobs. And yes, all the characters are portrayed in the broadest of strokes with the bad characters being irredeemably bad with no saving graces whatsoever. Poor Anna Chancellor draws the shortest of short straws as the evil stepmother-to-be (is there ever any other kind? If any oppressed minority gets a worse press than the English, it's stepmothers and stepdaughters - they're always evil). The problem here of course is that having become engaged to marry such an awful character whose appallingly bad character traits must be obvious to everyone shows exceedingly poor judgment on the part of Colin Firth's character, Henry. However, on the other hand, it does get some things right. (1) A Lord cannot be elected to the House of Commons without renouncing his title (a surprisingly small detail for a Hollywood film to get right) (2) Henry rails against the gutter press, name checking several actual British tabloid newspapers `The Sun' and `The Daily Star' (3) Jonathan Pryce's treacherous political spin doctor is named Alistair (well it made me laugh, especially as Tony B. Liar's own press secretary Alistair Campbell is big news in England at the moment for spinning stories even more fantastical and unlikely than this one) (4) Clarissa advises Daphne not to be a `plonker' (possibly the first time I've heard this word used in an American film - do Americans know what this means?) (5) Daphne's love interest is Ian Wallace (Oliver James), a young Englishman who is neither too upper crust or repressed or a forelock tugging cockney geezer. In short, a relatively normal person (also a first for a Hollywood film - Harry Potter excepted, o course). However, the one important thing which this film manages to get right is the one that many others fail at, namely, it manages to make you care about the characters. From the moment you see Daphne looking longingly at the fathers and daughters dancing together on the dance floor at the wedding at the film's beginning, you want her to find her father and after listening to her mother's story of how her romance with Henry was so cruelly ended, you want her mother, who still clearly loves Henry after all these years, get back together with him. Okay, so this is a fairy story and the ending is never really in any doubt with both the good and bad characters getting what they deserve. But then this is not a film where you want to be surprised by the way it ends. You want it to end the way you expect and you'd be disappointed with anything less than a happy ending. And while most of the characters are stereotypes, at least they are affectionately meant in the most part. Plus, and this is important, this is a supposed to be a comedy. It's okay to poke fun at national stereotypes in a comedy. It's much more unforgivable in a film purporting to be a realistic serious drama, such as the vicious church burning back stabbing baby eating one-dimensional sadists in English uniforms in `The Patriot' or the omission of any British contribution whatsoever in Spielberg's otherwise excellent `Saving Private Ryan' (shame on Robert Rodat who wrote both). Amanda Bynes, who I've only seen previously in `Big Fat Liar', is a talented actress and on the strength of this, her first lead role, she should go far and it's great to see Kelly Preston playing a goodie for once after years of playing her own share of evil bitches. Eileen Atkins, as Henry's mother, Jocelyn, is an inveterate scene stealer and gets the best line in the film `No hugs, dear. I'm English. We only show affection to dogs and horses'. But the real star here is dear old Colin Firth, an actor that I've not liked an awful lot up until now, saddled with playing a succession of unsympathetic characters - even as Mr Darcy, dare I say it - with only the other Darcy from `Bridget Jones's Diary' coming close to being likeable). Which is why I think that it's such a shame when I say that I suspect that given the type of film that this is, it is not one that Colin Firth will probably want to count as a career highlight on his c.v. But he should because as far as I'm concerned, he's never been better. The scenes where he lets loose and starts to have fun, is just a new side of him which I've never seen before (although his last film, `Hope Springs' did hint towards this change of direction for him). His best moments in the film, however, those where he says nothing at all, letting his face speak for him. And it speaks volumes. It would be a shame, therefore, if his work here gets ignored by people who see this film as a piece of disposable fluff for adolescent female teenagers.

I think that was written by his Dad ;-)

(Allison) I think that was written by his Dad ;-) Too obvious. Must be UK drooler ;-) (A Brit's view of Hollywood's view of England) Plus, and this is important, this is a supposed to be a comedy. It's okay to poke fun at national stereotypes in a comedy. It's much more unforgivable in a film purporting to be a realistic serious drama, such as the vicious church burning back stabbing baby eating one-dimensional sadists in English uniforms in `The Patriot' or the omission of any British contribution whatsoever in Spielberg's otherwise excellent `Saving Private Ryan' (shame on Robert Rodat who wrote both). How right you are, brother. MG and SS should've known better too. Don't worry, I know, in my best Jessica Rabbit voice, Brits aren't bad, they're just cast that way ;-)

I think that was written by his Dad ;-) LOL, I suspected as much. Re: Saving Private Ryan--sorry, but it's perfectly understandable to me that Steven S. focused on an American unit. Would another country's unit be out looking for an American boy to return him home? No. And the movie never implied that Americans were alone in the fight. Furthermore, do other countries make movies about American army units? No, but they might make them about their own, which again is perfectly understandable to me. Here's some nice news: The 28th annual Toronto International Film Festival has announced five more Special Presentations today, and leading the list is the latest from the man behind Four Weddings and a Funeral and Notting Hill. Director/Screenwriter Richard Curtis helms an all-star cast including Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Colin Firth, Laura Linney, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy, Keira Knightley, Martine McCutcheon and Rowan Atkinson in the Special Presentation of a work-in-progress, LOVE ACTUALLY � the ultimate romantic comedy that weaves together a spectacular number of love affairs into one amazing story. The film is produced by Duncan Kenworthy and Working Title's Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner.

The Telegraph's review: What a Girl Wants PG cert, 105 mins All elements of this umpteenth teenybop Cinderella are laughably terrible: Yank princess-in-waiting Amanda Bynes, whose winsome mugging is just irritating, and, as her long-lost British dad, Colin Firth, who miraculously fails to be bad. Typecast as stiff politician Lord Henry Dashwood, Firth turns a valiantly blind eye to the double-deckers endlessly circling his massive estate, conveniently situated as it is for easy central London tourist access. (Actually, it's West Wycombe Park.) A lot more watchable than The Princess Diaries, for which the puppyishly effortful script deserves chief praise.

The Sun's review: What an audience detests WHAT A GIRL WANTS Cert PG, 105min NOW I�ve seen some real shockers while I�ve been doing this job � but I don�t think anything comes close, or will come close, to What A Girl Wants (mind you, I�ve yet to see J-Lo and Ben Affleck in Gigli). From its appalling script to its ridiculous attempts to pander to all the preconceptions the Americans have about the English (double-decker buses driving past a stately home, in the middle of London?) this is a movie that stinks. Daphne Reynolds (Amanda Bynes) lives with her Bohemian mum Libby (Kelly Preston) in New York. All her life she�s wanted to meet her estranged dad, Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth) and so one day decides to head over to England to look him up. She finds him running for political office and engaged to the dodgy Glynnis (Anna Chancellor). Needless to say, her arrival changes his outlook on things and he soon reverts to his true, hedonistic self, clad in leather trousers and playing air guitar in front of his gilt-edged, full-length mirror. This does not even come into the �so bad it�s good� category. Avoid at all costs.

Hey, daddy Firth or not, they got it right... However, the one important thing which this film manages to get right is the one that many others fail at, namely, it manages to make you care about the characters. A lot more watchable than The Princess Diaries, for which the puppyishly effortful script deserves chief praise. His best moments in the film, however, those where he says nothing at all, letting his face speak for him. And it speaks volumes. I don't know about his dad, but whoever wrote this must lurk here...I think all of us at one time or another said this about Colin in this film...and others of course;-) My cup is half-full...and that's OK. Thanks Mari, Allison, and Emma.

What a Girl Wants (PG) By BBC Radio Times Based on a play by William Douglas Home and previously filmed as The Reluctant Debutante with Sandra Dee and Rex Harrison in 1958, this lightweight rom-com is as hidebound as an old corset but will no doubt delight the pre-teen market for which it was designed. This modern-day Cinderella tale begins with 17-year-old Daphne Reynolds (Amanda Bynes), the love child of an American mother (Kelly Preston) and titled Brit Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth), leaving her home in New York's Chinatown to go in search of her long-lost father. Of course, our uptight lord is ensconced within the British establishment, though he's about to give up his title to stand for the House of Commons - despite the opposition of devious adviser Jonathan Pryce. Into this stiff-upper-lipped arena comes our teenage heroine and after the usual fish-out-of-water calamities, Dashwood and Daphne learn to like as well as love each other, as in all the best father-and-daughter fantasies. Director Dennie Gordon's film has the odd moment of wit and Colin Firth brings some class to the proceedings, but otherwise this is the British portayed in a condescending American way - cute, lovable or odd.

Peter Bradshaw from The Guardian (1/5 stars) Those coprophiliacs and masochists among us - counting the days until they can see Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in Gigli - will have to content themselves in the meanwhile with this. What can I say? It sucks; it blows; it bites; it swallows; it chokes and it dies. It's an icky daddy-daughter comedy about a bizarrely imagined tourist England that can only exist in the minds of Hollywood executives, featuring British character actors abasing themselves horribly for the money. Colin Firth plays "Lord Henry Dashwood", the son of an earl or duke presumably, at any rate a gen-yoo-wine English toff who, like Tony Benn, has renounced his hereditary peerage to stand as an MP, though for what party we are not told. [Ed note: Is this relevant?] The teen star is moon-faced muppet Amanda Bynes: a way-cool American girl who plays his secret daughter, the product of a long-lost love affair; she lives with her mom in New York and comes over to thaw his uptight Britishness with her vibrant American-ness, resulting in a creepy and unwholesome love story.

From the Evening New by Angus Wolfe Murray: SHE wants daddy. It's official. Based on the movie adaptation of William Douglas Home's theatrical hit The Reluctant Debutante - which looked out of date even before Vincente Minnelli went to shoot it in Paris in 1958, with Rex Harrison and Sandra Dee - Dennie Gordon's 2003 version resurrects the worst aspects of English class snobbery in a film that makes you squirm with embarrassment. Daphne Reynolds (Amanda Bynes, an American star of TV kids shows) has been brought up in New York by her hippy, folk-singing mom (Kelly Preston), who has never looked at another man since being dumped by her "husband" before he realised she was pregnant. His name is Lord Henry Dashwood (an uncomfortable looking Colin Firth). One day, on the spur of the moment, Daphne flies to London to check him out. He lives in a stately home with a butler, servants, a mother (Eileen Atkins) who wears gardening clothes, his bossy fiancee (Anna Chancellor) and her spoilt teenage daughter (Christine Cole). He's a politician, being groomed as the next PM by a Machiavellian agent (Jonathan Pryce), who happens to be his fiancee's father. To call him wet would underestimate his inability to make decisions. He is, in the true sense of the word, a dummy. Daphne livens things up - not difficult in the circumstances - and discovers that the upper-classes are narrow-minded, opinionated and stupid. Dad's okay, because he tries to protect her from the worst excesses of fuddyism, but goes along with the idea of presenting her to society. The film is a throwback to those dusty days when Kenneth More and Sylvia Syms - she's here, playing a Royal - were in everything. All in all, this is warmed-up Fifties tosh.

coprophiliacs I'm sorry, this is too big a word for a tween movie review. ;-)

That's not that half of it. ;-D

Thank you all for the reviews and news. Someone mentioned figuring out, what Lady Dashwood said to Daphne as they walked to the stairs at her first party. A friend suggests it to be the latin phrase "Qui patitur vincit." Perhaps it translates into something like "(He) Who suffers (or endures) conquers (or succeeds). Anyone remember their latinlessons? ;-) coprophiliacs (Dorine) I'm sorry, this is too big a word for a tween movie review. ;-) LOL (Evelyn)At least no one has said it's the worst movie they've seen this year. You knew, it had to come - didn't you? ;-) : (The Suns reviewer) NOW I�ve seen some real shockers while I�ve been doing this job � but I don�t think anything comes close, or will come close, to What A Girl Wants (mind you, I�ve yet to see J-Lo and Ben Affleck in Gigli).

mind you, I?ve yet to see J-Lo and Ben Affleck in Gigli). He'll have an anxiety attack. These reviewers take things sooooo seriously.

Ev, you spoke too soon; here's the Mirror's review: WHAT A GIRL WANTS Aug 8 2003 THE John Leslie saga, a government in crisis over the death of Dr David Kelly, Beckham's transfer to Real Madrid, Robbie Williams' concerts at Knebworth and record heatwaves. Just some of the things for which the eventful summer of 2003 will be remembered. But for me, there will always be another very special golden memory. How could I ever forget that this was when I saw the worst film ever made. Congratulations to director Dennie Gordon for delivering a "comedy" which had me in stitches for all the wrong reasons. This scarcely believable catastrophe is so relentlessly bad that it left me helpless with laughter over the sheer, stunning depth of its ineptitude. Most of the feeble action unfolds in "swinging" London, with every single street scene featuring at least two double-decker buses, a black cab, a minimum of three good old British bobbies, Buckingham Palace, Big Ben and Tower Bridge. They failed to include any bowler hats or Beefeaters but I'm sure this was just an honest mistake. One assumes that eminent British thespians Colin Firth, Jonathan Pryce, Anna Chancellor and Eileen Aitkens developed a strong sense of post-industrial irony to justify their participation in an asinine movie which reduces the entire United Kingdom to nothing more than a cliched theme park. As we endure a moron's eye view of a l'il ol' England exclusively populated by pompous Lord Snooty types and Royal Family "look-alikes" who look nothing like the Royal family, the relentless stereotyping borders on racism. Based on William Douglas Home's play The Reluctant Debutante, the story revolves around unpleasantly hyperactive American barbarian Daphne Reynolds (Amanda Bynes) and her quest to be reunited with her long-lost father, Lord Henry Dashwood. I shook my head in dismay at poor Mr Firth who, after his starring role in the hopelessly unromantic non-comedy Hope Springs, has chalked up his second massive turkey of the summer

(Evelyn)These reviewers take things sooooo seriously. Having just read some of the reviews including the Mirrors, I can only agree.

I'm not going to let it get to me, I'm not. Just one comment along the lines of my post a few days ago regarding lack of creativity among the critics. How many of these reviews included the phrase "an uncomfortable looking Colin Firth"? Say what they may about the film...I don't think he looked uncomfortable at all in this role. In fact, I thought he played this part very, very well, indeed. Do these people all get together and decide beforehand what will be the catch phrase of the reviews?... My cup is still half-full...so there;-) Thanks, Mari and Karen...I think;-) (Annette's translation)"(He) Who suffers (or endures) conquers (or succeeds). ...GWAPE and LA can't come soon enough!

(Mirror) I shook my head in dismay at poor Mr Firth who, after his starring role in the hopelessly unromantic non-comedy Hope Springs, has chalked up his second massive turkey of the summer I was more afraid someone was goingt to write this. (since I knew Gigli hadn't opened there yet)

From the Independent (Charlotte O'Sullivan), one out of five stars: In What A Girl Wants , feisty US teen Daphne (Amanda Bynes) arrives in London, determined to get to know her father, Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth). Thanks to his Machiavellian advisers, he and Daphne's mother (Kelly Preston) split up years before. Dashwood doesn't even know he has a child; is on the verge of seeking election as a Tory MP; oh yes, and is about to marry a bitch of a woman (Anna Chancellor), with a vicious daughter of her own. Cue hilarious results, as this pair try to get Daphne in trouble, the advisers try to decide if an illegitimate daughter is a curse or a blessing, and our heroine tries to decide who she, like, really is. Bynes has the sort of eyes that make you think of marbles colliding with a cold "chink". As for London, it's never looked more cut-and-paste. The only respite: a half-light shot of Bynes's hairy back - the one reality they couldn't tweak.

More From Screen Daily on Mari's news above (Colin the forgotten man): Love Actually gets world premiere at Toronto Jeremy Kay in Los Angeles 08 August 2003 04:00 The world premiere of Richard Curtis� romantic comedy Love Actually and North American premieres of Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu�s 21 Grams, Jim Jarmusch�s Coffee And Cigarettes and Philip Saville�s The Gospel Of John will screen as special presentations at the Toronto Film Festival. Also included is Lost In Translation, Sofia Coppola�s follow-up to the acclaimed The Virgin Suicides. The festival runs from Sept 4-13. Curtis� romantic comedy Love Actually will be presented as a work in progress and is the first directorial outing for the screenwriter of Notting Hill and Four Weddings And A Funeral. Fusing 10 love stories mostly set in London, the film features an all-star ensemble including Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman and Laura Linney. Duncan Kenworthy and Working Title�s Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner produced. The drama 21 Grams is the follow-up to Inarritu�s acclaimed Amores Perros and features a red-hot cast of Naomi Watts, Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro as damaged strangers drawn together after a freak accident. The film is due to have its world premiere in Venice later this month. Jarmusch�s Coffee And Cigarettes is the feature film installment in a series of shorts begun in 1986. Cate Blanchett, Roberto Benigni, Steve Buscemi, Tom Waits and Iggy Pop play characters who reflect on mundane details of life in a series of 11 vignettes. Saville�s Gospel Of John is a three-hour contemporary version of the Biblical story narrated by Christopher Plummer and starring Henry Ian Cusick as Jesus. Saville filmed the 1997 comedy-drama Metroland in 1987. Lost In Translation, Sofia Coppola's second film after The Virgin Suicides, stars Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson as an actor and photographer�s wife respectively who befriend each other during a magical night-time encounter in Tokyo.

Whoops, hit the submit button too soon. Oliver James was interviewed on Channel 4�s RI:SE this morning. The interviewer�s name is Iain. I�m only reporting on the part referring to YKW. Iain: Now, Colin Firth co-starred in the film. Was it daunting with him? How did you break the ice? OJ: We watched the World Cup together actually, because when we were filing, it was the World Cup last year. He�s a nice guy. Iain: Is he all right? OH: Yes. He�s too charming really. I was learning to play the guitar because, of course, my character is a musician and he just picked it up and he could do these amazing jazz riffs (???) or he would sit down at the piano and play a concerto and have all these, like, funny quips.

Christopher Tookey, Daily Mail Verdict: I think they owe us rather a large apology Rating: One turkey �How to succeed in society by being really trying� Once or twice a year there comes along a movie that�s so atrocious it�s a hoot. What a Girl Wants, an inept rip-off of The Princess Diaries puts the �Duh! back in Cinderella. It�s a hilariously stupid American tourist�s eye view of modern Britain. The teen heroine is a sparky, relentlessly cheerful New Yorker called Daphne (Amanda Bynes) who falls over a lot, bangs her head and generally behaves in a way that is mean to indicate to us that she�s either a lovable free spirit or incurably brain-damaged. Like any good American teenager of the Bush era, she dreams of meeting her Tony Blair, I mean Prince Charming � that�s Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth), a dashing British peer who doesn�t know he�s Daphne�s dad. This is because his evil spin-doctor (Jonathan Pryce, slumming again) broke up Lord Henry�s marriage to Daphne�s mother, Libby (Kelly Preston), by telling her that Henry suddenly didn�t want her and she must leave the country, then assuring Henry that Libby had done a runner and wouldn�t see him any more. I know, I know. You�re wondering why (a) neither Lord Henry nor Libby checked the veracity of the spin-doctor, and (b) why Libby, who�s so hard up that now she�s a wedding singer, didn�t sue Lord Henry for millions of pounds in alimony and child support. All I can say is: hey, I�m reporting this stuff, not writing it. Poor deserted Daphne has no designs on Lord Henry�s fortune. It�s more of a spiritual need to meet her dad. �I feel like half of me is missing,� she complains, and she doesn�t mean her brain-cells. So Daphne flies off to London, but her timing is unfortunate. Lord Henry has just given up his seat in the Lords to pursue a supposedly glittering career in the Commons as Tory candidate. He�s stinking rich with a country estate slap in he heart of London � and, get this, he has the Metropolitan police guarding his front gate. Mind you, Daphne outwits the police easily by scaling a wall � one of the few concessions to realism in the entire movie. Lord Henry also has a scheming fianc�e (Anna Chancellor, reprising her Duckface from Four Weddings, but mixing in a little Wicked Witch of the West). Lord Henry�s initial reaction to the revelation that he has a daughter is to look severely constipated. Then he worries about the impact on his political reputation. Daphne makes her way in top English society, and even charms the Royal Family � of which she is apparently an instant member (39th in succession to the throne, no less). She scandalises the British by wearing jeans (apparently we haven�t seen these garments before). She pushes a Hooray Henry into the water at the Henley Regatta (serves him right for calling the lower orders peasants). She even does the unimaginably un-British thing of dancing to loud rock music which � horror! � causes a chandelier to break. According to the movie, this ranks as front-page headline news in the Daily Telegraph, much to the spluttering amusement of its critic, sitting immediately behind me. Daphne tries heroically to conform to the English way of doing things in, say, the Fifties (and I mean of course the 1850s), and predictably starts losing her identity as an utterly conventional modern teenager. With each new social gaffe by his daughter, Lord Henry�s ratings in the opinion polls plummet � how nice to see an American movie with so keen an insight into the judgmental ultra-conservatism of the British electorate. But don�t worry � it all turns out well in the end, as long as you don�t expect the teenagers to grow up. What happens instead is that the adults become more juvenile to make the teenagers feel at ease. In a scene of excruciating embarrassment, Colin Firth even squeezes himself into tight leather trousers and plays air guitar. It�s as cringeworthy as Tony Blair trying to et matey with schoolchildren around the time of a General Election. This moronic piece of hokum, distantly related to a creaky old play by William Douglas Home (filmed in 1958 as The Reluctant Debutante), may conceivably appeal to extremely na�ve young girls in the Midwest of America, with a desire to be princesses in the British Royal Family, as long as it doesn�t involve marrying Prince Charles. It�s ideally suited to the sort of young women who talk to their friends on cellphones during the boring bits of other movies. For anyone more sensitive or sophisticated, it�s an exasperating insight into the way the British are seen in America. Hot on the trail of the appalling Hope Springs, this is the second stinker in a row by Colin Firth, who eventually repents of his character�s exaggerated Englishness and tells Daphne�s mum: �I think I owe you rather a large apology.� Not half as large an apology as you owe us, Colin.

I think I owe you rather a large apology.� Not half as large an apology as you owe us, Colin. And you thought he should have shown up at the premiere? ;-) I just hope he earned a very large amount for this

(Tookey) According to the movie, this ranks as front-page headline news in the Daily Telegraph, much to the spluttering amusement of its critic, sitting immediately behind me. LOL! This is good. Hot on the trail of the appalling Hope Springs, this is the second stinker in a row by Colin Firth, who eventually repents of his character�s exaggerated Englishness and tells Daphne�s mum: �I think I owe you rather a large apology.� Not half as large an apology as you owe us, Colin. This is bad. :-(

(Tookey) According to the movie, this ranks as front-page headline news in the Daily Telegraph, much to the spluttering amusement of its critic, sitting immediately behind me. (Karen)LOL! This is good. Hot on the trail of the appalling Hope Springs, this is the second stinker in a row by Colin Firth, who eventually repents of his character�s exaggerated Englishness and tells Daphne�s mum: �I think I owe you rather a large apology.� Not half as large an apology as you owe us, Colin. (Karen)This is bad. :-( I thought just the same reading the review. It's a comfort though to have GWAPE and LA to look forward to. If they are half as good as we hope them to be - it could perhaps be the "apology" the critics ask for. Fortunately some people like the movies, well - WAGW anyway ;-) I think the critics focus a lot on the British/American angle. Being neither, I do not have a problem with this at all. I still think the movie delivers, what Colin called it to be: A fairytale! Some like fairytales (including me) and some don't - end of story :-)

(Mari) I know, IMO, he looks even better in this than in BJD! If anyone wants to join me in a good old-fashioned drool session, BYOB (Bring Your Own Bucket) and let's do it! I agree with you Mari. IMO he looks even better than Mark. I can't take my eyes off him. I thoroughly enjoy this film. My cup is full, regardless of what the critics say. I am sensitive and sophisticated and this movie made me happy. That's what counts to me. I thought Colin was great, I'm sure no challenge for him, but he produced. As of this morning my Blocbuster was completely out of WAGW for rental had only a handful of DVD's left and two videos left, one of which I purchased in addition to my DVD earlier in the week for bedroom use as I have no DVD player there. Henry rocks my world. The store clerk commented on how popular this movie was. I told him I was in it for the Dad. He's so hot. The clerk laughed and said I was not alone as so many "older" women had bought this movie. So I told him now he knew why. I really hope he's in for a percentage of the video take. He may be very much surprised. Talk about the American perspective of the Bitish, that critic has obviously never interviewe an American mid-west teen. Talk about pre-conceived notions. I can see where CF may not feel it worthy as far as dramatic skills, but for what it was meant to be it was perfect and so was he. Henry rocks.

Fairy tales do not equal concessions to realism . (Annette) I still think the movie delivers, what Colin called it to be: A fairytale! Did they trash The Princess Diaries, too? Because you know, teenagers finding out they're princesses of tiny countries is right up there on the "Happens every day" meter. ;-) And need I mention James Bond. Not half as large an apology as you owe us, Colin. (Karen)This is bad. :-( Yeah, ouch! (Oliver James) he would sit down at the piano and play a concerto Colin plays the piano? I knew the guitar. You learn something new everyday.

A&E is re-airing P&P once again, on August 15 and 16. Looks like two 3-hour chunks. Aishling, I was wondering when you'd post that Mail review from Evelyn's favorite critic.;-) (Tookey)it�s an exasperating insight into the way the British are seen in America. No, just a very narrow slice of it. Does *every* movie have to represent a full cross-section of the society in which it takes place? Or is it ever ok to set a film within a narrow segment? I bet these critics just loved Dirty Pretty Things, in which immigrants and asylum seekers sell body organs to survive in London. That is no more "representative" than WAGW, yet it's apparently ok because that's "edgy" and therefore somehow desirable because it shows a very ugly side of life which is what the critics seem to like, to the exclusion of all else. Re: fairty tales, which this is most definitely intended to be. Ever notice how boys' fairy tales (as seen in the comic book adaptations such as Spider Man, The Hulk, X-Men, and even LOTR) are acceptable no matter how outlandish, but girls' fairly tales (finding your dad, getting your parents back together, finding a cute boyfriend, etc.) are trivialized and ridiculed?

(Mari) Ever notice how boys' fairy tales (as seen in the comic book adaptations...) are acceptable no matter how outlandish, but girls' fairly tales (finding your dad, getting your parents back together, finding a cute boyfriend, etc.) are trivialized and ridiculed? Hon, that's one of my all-time fav rant topics. Am considering a book on the subject. ;-D I too love happily-ever-after and romantic comedies...if they're done well.

(Mari)Re: fairty tales, which this is most definitely intended to be. Ever notice how boys' fairy tales (as seen in the comic book adaptations such as Spider Man, The Hulk, X-Men, and even LOTR) are acceptable no matter how outlandish, but girls' fairly tales (finding your dad, getting your parents back together, finding a cute boyfriend, etc.) are trivialized and ridiculed? So very true! And ties in with: (Dorine)And need I mention James Bond. This also seems to be the case with women writers of all sorts and has po'd me off for a very long time. Alice Walker *and* Toni Morrison have gotten the same poop for their *slices* and have been criticized for their negative portrayals of African American men. Women of all races and stripes are consigned to genres (or genders as Bridget would say;-)) Men simply get to be directors, writers, producers etc. Ok, that's my rant. I still think WAGW is a cute film for what it is and I heard parents and kids say that they enjoyed it each time I went to see it.

Our paper had a blurb about WAGW on its release to DVD. Not exactly glowing, but it seemed a smidge more positive and cheered me up a bit after reading the slamming in the British press. I love what they choose to focus on in the very short synopsis. ;-) "WHAT A GIRL WANTS" (PG)/ Grade=C A watery Cinderella tale that never fails to live down your expectations. When someone needs a new dress, you know there's going to be one of those let's-go-shopping montages. What you don't expect to see is Colin Firth wearing leather pants and a muscle shirt. Then again, you don't expect to see the reliably charming Firth slumming in a "Princess Diaries" knockoff starring Nickelodeon poster girl Amanda Bynes. The DVD includes a commentary track, deleted scenes and fashion information.

With each new social gaffe by his daughter, Lord Henry�s ratings in the opinion polls plummet how nice to see an American movie with so keen an insight into the judgmental ultra-conservatism of the British electorate.. Oh, I guess the British electorate is immune to scandal hurting ratings in the opinion polls. Guess that just happens in middle America...Give Me A Break! Again, what do these people think they are reviewing? This is a family film fergodsake. It's a wonder with reviews like these that anyone in the UK ever goes to the movies...IMO...they're over the top.

OK, only time for a very small rant. How can a remake of a movie which was made originally in 1958 be described as "an inept ripoff of 'The Princess Diaries'" and "a 'Princess Diaries' knockoff" if 'The Princess Diaries' was made only two years ago??? This sort of inept ripoff of a critique really torques my jaw. Perhaps these critics are like chickens, and wake up in a new world every day, with nothing older than a couple of years able to be retained in memory... 'nuff said.

A watery Cinderella tale that never fails to live down your expectations. When someone needs a new dress, you know there's going to be one of those let's-go-shopping montages. What you don't expect to see is Colin Firth wearing leather pants and a muscle shirt. Then again, you don't expect to see the reliably charming Firth slumming in a "Princess Diaries" knockoff starring Nickelodeon poster girl Amanda Bynes. This sounds vaguely familiar, as if they took it from a previous review (and more than likely did) and just added a blurb about the DVD.

Here's the DVD review from Thursday's Philadelphia Inquirer. I see it's gone out on the wires which means other smaller papers will pick it up for use. 'What a Girl Wants' Starring: Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth, Kelly Preston, Oliver James Former Nickelodeon star Bynes stars in a remake of "The Reluctant Debutante" as an American love child in search of her British aristocrat father. Though it's ostensibly designed for young girls and teens, it's more likely to please their mothers as Firth, the thinking man's Hugh Grant, steals the picture as Lord Dashwood. Jonathan Pryce and Eileen Atkins co-star. Bynes provides audio commentary, and the DVD offers features on the movie's fashion sense.

(Philadelphia Enq.) Firth, the thinking man's Hugh Grant Wan't it the thinking woman's Hugh Grant in the original review though? :)

Normally I don't do this, but here's someone who's excited to see WAGW in England: ;-D my name is __________ and i am 15 years old (16 in a month!) yippee!. i checked out your website, because i am 100% in love with colin firth, from the age of six, when i first saw him in pride and prejudice. p and p is my favorite video, espcially the bit where colin jumps in the water. he's really cool as well in bridget jones diary, and so fitt! i cant wait til next friday when me and my boyfriend ____ go to see his new film, what a girl wants, i reckon that is going to be such a cool film. anyway i'm from birmigham, and live with my mom, dad, and two dumb no brains older brothers _____ and _____. just to say what a fab, wikid website you have and thanks for the cute pictures of colin firth. love from ________

I bet these critics just loved Dirty Pretty Things, in which immigrants and asylum seekers sell body organs to survive in London. That is no more "representative" than WAGW, yet it's apparently ok because that's "edgy" and therefore somehow desirable because it shows a very ugly side of life which is what the critics seem to like, to the exclusion of all else. (Mari) Re: fairty tales, which this is most definitely intended to be. Ever notice how boys' fairy tales (as seen in the comic book adaptations such as Spider Man, The Hulk, X-Men, and even LOTR) are acceptable no matter how outlandish, but girls' fairly tales (finding your dad, getting your parents back together, finding a cute boyfriend, etc.) are trivialized and ridiculed (Mari) You've put into words exactly what I was thinking! Two excellent points, Mari. I've stopped reading film reviews by British critics.

Anybody know about a two-page article, with photos, in today's Daily Express?

Oliver James' interview on TV via Aishling)... Iain: Is he[CF] all right? OH: Yes. He?s too charming really. I was learning to play the guitar because, of course, my character is a musician and he just picked it up and he could do these amazing jazz riffs (???) or he would sit down at the piano and play a concerto and have all these, like, funny quips. Knew he played the guitar, but didn't know he played the piano. I think DM journalist-slug wrote that review *before* he saw the movie.

(Mari) Re: fairty tales, which this is most definitely intended to be. Ever notice how boys' fairy tales (as seen in the comic book adaptations such as Spider Man, The Hulk, X-Men, and even LOTR) are acceptable no matter how outlandish, but girls' fairly tales (finding your dad, getting your parents back together, finding a cute boyfriend, etc.) are trivialized and ridiculed So true, so true Mari. It's still a man's/boy's world no matter how far we've come. I feel as you do. This movie is truly a fairy tale for young girls, and women who want the Dad ;-) never professed to be anything else. So I feel the Colin bashing by the British Press is definitely unfounded. I loved this movie, thought it one of the best of its gendre and he was fantastic. Could it be I am more intelligent than all these esteemed critics? ;-) Would they be bashing him if he was a voice in a cartoon? And so many really big stars are doing them. They don't get bashed or told they're doing something beneath them. IMO this movie is the same thing. Meant for children and me and to be fun, nothing more. They are taking themselves way to seriously and I sincerely hope Colin is laughing at them all the way to the bank.

(Pam)They are taking themselves way to seriously and I sincerely hope Colin is laughing at them all the way to the bank. Me too, Being British, I'm sure Colin knows exactly what the critics are like. I don't think he chooses roles based on what he thinks the critics will like. I like the Philadelphia Inquirer review of the DVD, thanks Mari...and thanks Karen for posting that note from our young lady from the UK;-)

And, finally, from Philip French in Sunday's Observer: According to Sigmund Freud, 'the great question that has never been answered' is: 'What does a woman want?' Freud, who turned down a lucrative Hollywood offer from Samuel Goldwyn, would not have been satisfied by What a Girl Wants, a remake of the William Douglas Home play, The Reluctant Debutante, first filmed by Vincente Minnelli in 1958. The 17-year-old Amanda Bynes, leader of America's current posse of 'tween-queens', stars as Daphne Reynolds, who comes to London in search of her father, Lord Henry Dashwood (Colin Firth), future Prime Minister. He doesn't know of her existence. Her mother, the love of his life, was an American hippie (Kelly Preston) with whom he went through a Bedouin form of marriage in Morocco, though she advises her daughter: 'Getting to know someone just because you share the same DNA isn't the answer.' Apart from this popular use of DNA, little effort has gone into updating Home's play and most of the film's notions about English snobbishness and American egalitarianism are identical with those already stale in pre-Swinging London. Daphne disrupts starchy parties, pushes a toff into the Thames during the Henley regatta, falls into Prince Charles's lap at the Royal Fashion Show, and gets a debs' ball rocking with the help of a British singer (Oliver James), who's been refused a place in the upper classes because his mother married beneath her. 'No hugs please, I'm British,' says her aristocratic grandmother (Eileen Atkins ), but concedes that 'You Rock!' One feels sorry for Atkins, Firth, Jonathan Pryce and other British actors having to demean themselves playing second fiddle to the tiresome Amanda Bynes in such trash. Slightly more amusing and less offensive is the animated comedy Rugrats Go Wild, this week's other American film, a product of Nickelodeon, the TV company of which Amanda Bynes is a major star....

Amazingly, the Sunday Telegraph (female reviewer) has a good review, for WAGW. "If you can cope with all the... (cliches) and with the pronounced incestual undertones - Rex Harrison was in his fifties when he did this sort of thing in The Reluctant Debutante but Firth is still very much a romantic lead - then WAGW is a surprisingly good bet. This girl wants a sequel." I'm sure the other reviews (male) will be awful!

Someone in my family has walked off with the Culture Section of the Sunday Times but from memory, after the usual damning review, he writes something along the lines of: "But this is not a film meant for cynical middle aged film critics such as myself but for preteen American girls who want to marry Prince William". Perhaps someone else can post the proper version.

(bethan's reprise of the telegraph) "(...) pronounced incestual undertones" ah ! my thoughts exactly (cf. spoilers section)... ddon't have much time right now, but would like to elaborate further on the "what's a preteen movie" topic now that we are joined by the uk brigades : maybe @ spoilers ???

Go right ahead @ spoilers

"If you can cope with all the... (cliches) and with the pronounced incestual undertones You have got to be kidding me. Blast!

Update on LA release date for North America and MPAA rating for US: And in what is possibly the strangest release pattern of the year, Richard Curtis's "Love Actually" will sneak in select major markets on November 8, then open on 150-175 screens on November 14, followed by a second round of sneak previews in 800 theatres of November 22 and a wide expansion release into 1800 theatres on November 26. Love Actually (Universal): R for sexuality, nudity and language

Actually that's a pretty interesting and potentially smart idea to platform it (though in an odd way), especially with the Matrix Re-whatever and that Russell Crowe movie coming out within the same couple of weeks, I think. I was concerned about that. LA may be counterprogramming, but it still could get lost in the shuffle. And isn't LOTR - The Quest for an End out around that time, too?

You'd think a review that was kind to Colin would stick out in my mind, ;-D but I can't remember if this has been posted. From zreview: [Plot recap paragraph] The American dream of finding out that you have a rich, unknown relative that will make all of your dreams come true, is bought to the screen again in an extremely sickly sweet and sentimental way. A remake of the 1958 movie �The Reluctant Debutant� starring Rex Hamilton and Sandra Lee, this is just The Princess Diaries all over again. Girl discovers she is related to a rich aristocrat, in this case a Lord not a King, but her American upbringing, while adding street smarts and the joy of all things modern, makes it difficult for her to become accustomed to the pomp and circumstance associated with more civilised society. You get the picture and you know she is going to change him and they�ll live happily ever after. It does have its good points. Amanda Bynes, from TVs The Amanda Show and Big Fat Liar, shows that she is an upcoming teenage actress that has enough personally to make a good screen lead. She is charming, personable and nice meaning that you can�t help liking her endearing qualities. Colin Firth is nicely cast as her reluctant father, as he bungles his way through parenting for the first time. Anna Chancellor is also good as the prospective wicked stepmother. What lets the movie down is the sugar coated, overly sentimental ending that you could see coming from a mile away. While the movie was always destined to end this way, it would have been nice for some inkling of originality to have crept in their. Also, the supporting cast is very underdeveloped. Jonathan Pryce�s Alistair Payne is extremely underwritten and a waste of a talented actor. Kelly Preston is only in the movie for about ten minutes and Oliver James looks like a reject from a boy band which a really posh accent. What a Girl Wants is as sugar coated a teenage �chick-flick� as you could get. While the performances from Amanda Bynes and Colin Firth are good, you just end up wishing that they could have chosen a better film to star together in as this is decidingly average. Star Rating = * * http://www.thezreview.co.uk/reviews/w/whatagirlwants.htm

OH: Yes. He?s too charming really. I was learning to play the guitar because, of course, my character is a musician and he just picked it up and he could do these amazing jazz riffs (???) or he would sit down at the piano and play a concerto and have all these, like, funny quips. (Evelyn) Knew he played the guitar, but didn't know he played the piano. I think I knew that. It came up in an interview at some point. He seemed to be doing his own playing, however briefly, in RV (or was JN's brother doing the playing?) I loved this movie, thought it one of the best of its genre and he was fantastic. Could it be I am more intelligent than all these esteemed critics? ;-) Of course you are. You're here, aren't you? so what if we could all see the ending from a mile off. It's still an enjoyable movie, and HD looks great. (Sunday Telegraph reviewer) This girl wants a sequel." I don't think so. There's nowhere to go with that--it would be a feature-lenght sitcom. This girl will be happy to just watch WAGW again. The release pattern for LA is odd. I can understand starting small, waiting for word-of-mouth and then widening. But sneak--sorta wide--sneak again--wider? Who's the US distributor?

(Evelyn) Knew he played the guitar, but didn't know he played the piano. I think I knew that. It came up in an interview at some point. He seemed to be doing his own playing, however briefly, in RV (or was JN's brother doing the playing?) Didn't he play the piano in PM? I know he did something on the Piano....;-)

The LA distributor here is Universal. I think they're being very creative with the release pattern. November/December is such a crowded time of year movie-wise, and it's a marketing challenge to make your film stand out. They're clearly confident that this will get great word-of-mouth and good critical reviews in the major cities. They'll use both to market it when it goes wide at month-end.

(Beedee)Didn't he play the piano in PM? I know he did something on the Piano....;-) Naughty, naughty Beedee! ;-) Was that really CF playing the piano? I am impressed (though he does have perfect hands for a musician...

(Beedee)Didn't he play the piano in PM? I know he did something on the Piano....;-) Yes he did play musically, among other things on the piano. And I also recall reading something about him playing in RV, although can't confirm it.

Jennifer played the piano in P&P too and she can't strike a note. Don't be misled by musical accomplishments on film. I was impressed that he played off camera; a concerto no less;-) First I heard of it, anyway.

Thanks Karen...I do remember reading that bit about Oliver James, but thank goodness for an almost upbeat one;-)

(Evelyn)I was impressed that he played off camera; a concerto no less;-) First I heard of it, anyway. Me too, to both statements, that is ;-) According to the credits, another bloke played the piano in RV. (Beedee)Didn't he play the piano in PM? I know he did something on the Piano....;-) (Shoshana) Naughty, naughty Beedee! ;-) Not to bring a Playmaker discussion back to life, but I think most of us like what little there is to like in this movie, for just this part ;-P (and perhaps ......... ;-)) (LInda)Thanks Karen...I do remember reading that bit about Oliver James, but thank goodness for an almost upbeat one;-) I'll thank you too. I still think Oliver James is rather cute and plays his part very well. Perhaps he has picked something up from "The Master" ;-)

Box office for the weekend: 6 - What a Girl Wants $352,347 - 250 screens - $1,409/avg -- $352,347 cume

Perhaps some will take solace in this: ;-D Heatwave melts UK box office takings The UK box office was hit over the weekend by a heatwave which saw the country record its hottest ever temperature on Sunday. Many films saw their earnings drop substantially week-on-week, including last week�s leader Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines, which fell 55%. Total box office was notably 13% down week-on-week and 7% down against the same weekend last year. The leader at this weekend�s box office, BVI�s Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl, still took a healthy $6.1m (�3.8m) from 452 sites, including $891,053 (�553,344) on Thursday - its official opening day - from 379 sites. While a strong result, the well-reviewed action adventure may well have performed better had the climate been cooler. However, the extreme heat of Sunday may in fact have driven audiences to seek out the air-conditioning of cinemas. Bizarrely, Sunday was the highest earning day of the weekend with $5.2m (�3.2m) taken across the country compared to Friday�s $4.4m (�2.7m) and Saturday�s $4.9m (�3m). Sunday was also Pirates� highest earning day of the weekend. One explanation of the Sunday rise may have been the addition of UIP�s American Pie: The Wedding which previewed that day only (see separate ScreenDaily.com story) to good numbers - suggesting whatever the weather UIP can expect a hit with the comedy next weekend. Sunday was 17% up on the same day last weekend (Aug 3) and 12% up on the equivalent Sunday last year (Aug 11, 2002).

According to the Daily Express gossip column, the new Firth baby was born last week and is a boy called Mateo. I don't know how accurate this is re the date, but I assume they've got the sex and name right.

Thanks, Barbara, and so ends the unfounded rumors from "people in the know." ;-D

http://www.hellomagazine.com/2003/08/12/colinfirth/

Thanks Barbara! Mateo Firth is a lovely name, very multicultural. And I'm sure he'll be has handsome as everyone else in the family. Karen-I can't believe they called Livia "Olivia" in the Hello article. How rude.

Welcome Mateo. You have joined such a lovely family. Thanks for the article Karen.

(Shoshana)I can't believe they called Livia "Olivia" in the Hello article. How rude. Actually, there was one of each in the article: Livia & Olivia. It's a work in progress for journalists! Glass half-full :)

Thank you, Karen for the UK box office and baby news. Mateo Firth...has a nice ring to it. Congratulations!

When do you think Master Mateo was born? I was not party to all these July rumours so I don't know how reliable they were but the way these 2 articles present it, it seems that the news only came out because Colin was not at the "celebrity" screening for WAGW. Last week seems a bit vague. It seems quite possible that the baby was born a while ago and the event was just put forward as the excuse. I do like to know these things ;-)

Thanks for the news, Barbara. I've heard of Matteo, with 2 t's, and the accent on the first syllable, a version of Matthew. Moon, what say you? Do you think the tabs have screwed up the spelling? They can't seem to get his mum's name right even within the same article.;-) (Karen)so ends the unfounded rumors from "people in the know." ;- *snort*

Mateo......a version of Matthew. Hey, perhaps Livia has been following our film discussion? Let's pretend that this is her *winkie* to us, hee hee.;-)

(Pam)Welcome Mateo. You have joined such a lovely family. Thanks for the article Karen. Ditto, Pam. I have a dear friend who's first grandson is named Mateo. Her son married a woman from Peru, so I guess Mateo is Matthew in Spanish as well. Now the Firth's must work on a little Isabella or Adrianna or Maria (for our Maria). I'm so glad that he has been able to keep his family life private. Another thing that sets him apart from the movie stars. Hope Livia and Mateo are doing well.

Welcome Baby Mateo! May your days as a turnip be shortlived!! I, too, am hoping that everyone is doing well (and getting some...at least a little....sleep)!! (Hen) Now the Firth's must work on a little Isabella or Adrianna or Maria (for our Maria). YES! More baby Firths! I love ODB in 'daddy mode'. I think it suits him! Also....(selfish reason here) if he continues to reproduce, he will have to work very, very hard to support his growing family. Gotta make at least a couple more films a year! ;-)

Karen, I'll add my thanks for the Firth baby news. It doesn't matter to me when he was born, I just hope he and Livia are healthy. (Tress) Welcome Baby Mateo! May your days as a turnip be shortlived!! LOL! Thank God he wasn't named "parsnip." ;-)

Congratulation to the Firths on the arrival of Mateo. I think it's an ideal name, in that the pronunciation in English and Italian is almost the same, making it easily understood in both countries.

(Lisa)LOL! Thank God he wasn't named "parsnip." ;-) ...not pumpkin or gourd, either;-)

selfish reason here) if he continues to reproduce, he will have to work very, very hard to support his growing family. Gotta make at least a couple more films a year! ;-) Be careful what we ask for.... It's reasons like these that got us PM and perhaps HS.;-)

selfish reason here) if he continues to reproduce, he will have to work very, very hard to support his growing family. Gotta make at least a couple more films a year! ;-) (Beedee) Be careful what we ask for.... It's reasons like these that got us PM and perhaps HS.;-) I've heard (haven't seen the evidence) that there is another one that tips PM and HS off the scale. L ;--)

(Beedee) Be careful what we ask for.... It's reasons like these that got us PM and perhaps HS.;-) (LeahP) I've heard (haven't seen the evidence) that there is another one that tips PM and HS off the scale. L ;--) Ewww...I just shuddered....okay...let me rethink this...cuz I don't want any more 'L'dums'! I was trying to be optimistic....when Livia was expecting Luca we had BJD....and Conspiracy? My timetable may be off....and while she was expecting Mateo....ODB was working on LA, GWAPE and Trauma. So.....if we go off of that (instead of movies of mass production), then I still want him to reproduce. Seems his head clears when the wife is pregnant. ;-)

There's an feature on Cillian Murphy in the current IFC Rant magazine because he's in 28 Days Later, but it also briefly mentions his future roles "include 'the boring love interest' in the Vermeer biopic [sic] Girl With a Pearl Earring." I guess that isn't too bad elevating Vermeer to the central character, instead of Griet. ;-D

Hi All, Still on vacation but the DH is taking a little afternoon snooze so thought I would pop in...I've been reading Drool but the typing sometimes wakes him (esp. when I get excited typing!)so... Just ran across this, not sure if it has been posted before Karen but in the off chance... http://iccoventry.icnetwork.co.uk/0800whatson/entertainment/content_objectid=13270327_method=full_siteid=50002_headline=-Colin%2Dlet%2Ds%2Drip-name_page.html

Thanks Maria..I don't remember reading this line: (CF about MD)" I phoned in an old performance really (laughs) so I was able to concentrate on it a bit, it was a couple of weeks during filming." I'm telling ya'...ROTF ,he's reading our [my] posts. (Or someone is telling him ...)

Thanks Maria! On vacation and she's still a googlin' (you're my hero)! And what kind of wine are you feeding the DH to make him so sleepy (may need that info for a later date)??!! ;-D Yes, all the dancing with leather trousers, I did wonder if there's a good chance it could kill my career," he laughs. "I very rarely get asked to do the self mockery thing on a big scale, I very rarely get asked to do it in front of a mirror! Makes me giggle every time I see it!

A great article Maria, Thanks! Definitely shows his sense of humor.

(Maria's article)Yes, all the dancing with leather trousers, I did wonder if there's a good chance it could kill my career," he laughs. "I very rarely get asked to do the self mockery thing on a big scale, I very rarely get asked to do it in front of a mirror! And I spent most of my youth doing exactly that, I mean that was me. Thanks Maria. Love it! Fun article. A true proficient to have found it on vacation. Googling is quieter than typing, hmmmmm. Will need to remember this! What a girl learns here.;-)

(Maria's article)I think I need someone to come along and say 'come on Colin..' Okay, I'll do it! It's a tuff job, but someone has to ;-) Thank you, Maria. Really v.v.g. article!

(Maria's article) I didn't know her really, but my kids did. - speaking about AB So that would mean Luca is also a fan?

From THR: Castle Rock's "What a Girl Wants," starring Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth and Kelly Preston, debuted at No. 2 on Video Store's weekly rental chart, earning an estimated $10.27 million in gross rental revenue during its first five days on store shelves. The comedy took the No. 3 spot on VideoScan's First Alert DVD sales chart and the No. 2 slot on VideoScan's First Alert VHS sales chart during the same frame.

(Maria's article) I didn't know her really, but my kids did. - speaking about AB (Leah)So that would mean Luca is also a fan? Oh, I was sure he meant Mateo. One kid, many kids... what's the difference? ;-)

(Mari's article)Castle Rock's "What a Girl Wants," starring Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth and Kelly Preston, debuted at No. 2 on Video Store's weekly rental chart, earning an estimated $10.27 million in gross rental revenue during its first five days on store shelves. Great! I would have loved more but I think that someone did keep an eye out for our grown-up pleasure on the DVD. I just love the outtake of ODB talking on the phone with JP and the cute Travolta clip. I run that every night.;-) I also am very fond of the Moroccon marketplace extra scene.:-)

New pictures from Love Actually: http://www.empireonline.co.uk/news/news.asp?story=4959 http://www.comingsoon.net/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Comedy/Love_Actually&img= But the one with Colin is not new.

Thanks, Maria, for the article. Good one. I particularly like the Nonanswer Master at work here: ;-D Q And you would be happy to do it if the script was right? Yes. But I sort of contradict myself on this. [Ed note: Durr] If you say to me would you rather do a sequel of something I did or something completely different if I can find something completely different I would go for that (laughs). Although not necessarily, I suppose in the abstract, I would say give me some variety. On the other hand, I'm not concerned enough with varying the act to go for a lesser project just because it feels different. It's an instinctive thing, if something just grabs you there can be a load of reasons why. (CF about MD) "I phoned in an old performance really (laughs) so I was able to concentrate on it a bit, it was a couple of weeks during filming." In Oliver Platt-Doug Reed voice: Naughty actor, naughty, naughty actor. ;-D I think I need someone to come along and say 'come on Colin..' Be careful what you wish for, although it's been said quite frequently here in no-so-subtle, big bold letters. Thanks, Josie, for the heads up on the new Love Actually.

Thanks, Josie and Maria... Love the bit about the leather pants scene. Leather may kill the career, but towels definitely won't;-) I particularly like the Nonanswer Master at work here: His answers always make me a bit fuzzy.

(THR via Mari)Castle Rock's "What a Girl Wants," starring Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth and Kelly Preston, debuted at No. 2 on Video Store's weekly rental chart, earning an estimated $10.27 million in gross rental revenue during its first five days on store shelves. $10. Mil is v. good for a rental-starter. Plus the purchases at Walmart, Best Buy etc Send that to the critic-slugs in the UK.

(Maria's article) I didn't know her really, but my kids did. - speaking about AB (Leah)So that would mean Luca is also a fan? (Soshana) Oh, I was sure he meant Mateo. One kid, many kids... what's the difference? ;-) LOL, maybe not Luca and Mateo, but I'm quite sure Will knows who she is. Wasn't he there during filming and also at the Cartier Polo function, which AB also attended? My guess is he was following the "older woman" around like a little puppy. LOL. Thanks for the great article Maria, hope you're enjoying your vacation. Miss you. I wonder when this interview actually took place as I found it odd he didn't mention GWAPE or Trauma, though they could have edited that info for some reason. You'd think he'd want to mention other projects to try to kind of down-play HS. You're so right Linda, his answers leave me fuzzy too. He's got the art of "double-talk" down to a science. However will not be discouraged by his non-committal attitude towards the EOR. Lola assures us it's a go, he even said filming in September, and Renee is packing it on. So, know in my heart its a go. Just hope his denial (?) isn't because of contract disputes. Or is this a type of publicity manuever to keep interest in the film going? Thanks for the LA pics, Josie. I really can't wait to see this one.

This was published in the TV supplement to the Toronto Star: TWEEN POWER by Norm Wilner I admit it: Until last year, I couldn't tell Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes apart if my life depended on it. (And it might, someday; my niece turns two next month, which means she'll be in their prime demographic before too long.) But 2003 was the year of the tween-girl breakthrough, and both actresses found themselves becoming A-list stars. Duff co-starred with Malcolm In The Middle's Frankie Muniz in the spy-kid comedy Agent Cody Banks before breaking out on her own with The Lizzie McGuire Movie, a fish-out-of-water story that transplanted Duff's TV character to Italy on a Roman vacation. Meanwhile, Bynes - a TV comic who'd starred opposite Muniz last spring in Big Fat Liar - got her very own fish-out-of-water movie, What A Girl Wants, playing a wacky Manhattan girl who discovers that the father she never knew is English royalty, and jets off to London to find him. And in an amazing twist of fate, he looks just like that repressed guy from Bridget Jones's Diary! The Lizzie McGuire Movie won't be on video for another week, but we might as well examine the whole tween thing now. After all, it's not like Agent Cody Banks is aimed exclusively at boys. Tweens - which is to say, kids between the ages of about nine and thirteen - are a desirable target market with a great deal of disposable income that marketing teams have, apparently, discovered only recently. And now that Britney's, like, so last weekend, Bynes and Duff have stepped in as the faces of tween culture. How prominent are they? Duff's decision earlier this summer to abandon the Lizzie McGuire franchise actually made the daily papers, rather than just the entertainment weeklies. (This, by the way, is why Duff gets equal billing and representation on the Agent Cody Banks video release, despite it actually being Frankie Muniz' movie.) Bynes' What A Girl Wants, unfortunately, can't cloak its marketing department's aspirations in, you know, a movie. The credited source material is a 1958 Sandra Dee movie, The Reluctant Debutante, but it' s essentially a remake of The Princess Diaries with Bynes either dressing up or falling down, as the situation demands, while trying to fit in with Colin Firth's stuffy family and thwarting the machinations of scheming adviser Jonathan Pryce. And without someone like Julie Andrews to balance out the music-video interludes, there's only Bynes, bouncing around one palace after another, until an appropriate running time is reached. On the other hand, if tween girls discover Colin Firth early enough, it could lead them to discover Bridget Jones's Diary - and its attendant self-esteem message - before they become slaves to the teen market. And that, in its way, could be a very good thing for the future. I'll just remember to skip over the Hugh Grant bits, should I happen to watch it with my niece. - StarWeek magazine, August 2, 2003

(Karen's Article)On the other hand, if tween girls discover Colin Firth early enough,........ I'll just remember to skip over the Hugh Grant bits, should I happen to watch it with my niece. Now how cute is that?;-)

Karen's Article)On the other hand, if tween girls discover Colin Firth early enough,........ I'll just remember to skip over the Hugh Grant bits, should I happen to watch it with my niece. Hmm, makes you wonder at that comment. Doesn't like HG, or is it about the behavior of DC? I know it wouldn't be difficult for me to skip over either one.

Lions Gate announced quarterly results in a press release, which included the following statement on future operating highlights: The fall slate also features the topical `Shattered Glass', produced by Tom Cruise and Paula Wagner and starring Hayden Christensen; the critically acclaimed `The Cooler', which has already generated great buzz at the Sundance and Los Angeles Film Festivals and stars William H. Macy, Maria Bello and Alec Baldwin; and `Girl With A Pearl Earring', an epic period piece starring the prestigious cast of Colin Firth, Tom Wilkinson and Scarlett Johannson, opening for award season consideration.Nice to see it in black and white from the company. ;-D

(Wilner) On the other hand, if tween girls discover Colin Firth early enough,........ I'll just remember to skip over the Hugh Grant bits, should I happen to watch it with my niece. (Cyndy) Hmm, makes you wonder at that comment. Doesn't like HG, or is it about the behavior of DC? I know it wouldn't be difficult for me to skip over either one. The latter, i.e., shielding young niece from knowledge of such slimey characters. I've confirmed with him. In his own words, "It's more of the last thing, yeah ... I'd just as soon she go directly to a Mr. Darcy type, you know?"

prestigious cast of Colin Firth, Tom Wilkinson and Scarlett Johannson... Oooo, I like the words prestigious and Colin Firth in the same sentence. :-) I'm looking forward to The Cooler, too. Thanks Karen for the article tidbits and press releases. (Maria's article) I didn't know her really, but my kids did. - speaking about AB (Leah)So that would mean Luca is also a fan? (Soshana) Oh, I was sure he meant Mateo. One kid, many kids... what's the difference? ;-) My first thought was to wonder if he has other kids we aren't aware of. And he really did WAGW because Will begged him to, so he could meet AB, not because Dennie flattered him so. ;-D

Great article, Maria--thanks! (Colin)And I spent most of my youth doing exactly that, I mean that was me. That was far more me than the guy in the suit that I'm sort of known for playing. Exactly, but some critics want to pigeonhole him as Mr. Proper Darcy--yet they'll turn around and bitch about stereotyping.:-( I liked on the DVD commentary where Dennie G. says they really hadn't worked out what he'd do in that scene other than showing him trying on the pants, but that she "dropped the needle" on the song and let him go at it! it owns up to being a fairytale. It's not a fairytale disguised as a heart rending drama at all, it practically starts with Once Upon A Time... I guess the critics missed that. :-( she reminded me of Tracy Ullman, she has this multi talent for different characters and different voices, amazing sort of expansiveness High praise indeed. BTW, catch Tracy's new special on HBO, "Trailer Tales." Hysterical! I did a couple of articles a few years ago for Harpers I believe I remeber reading one of these articles, on AMITC I think, but can't recall a second. Anyone? Bridget gave me plenty of time, it wasn't a very difficult part to play. Well, he's honest anyway.

(CF) I did a couple of articles a few years ago for Harpers (Mari) I believe I remeber reading one of these articles, on AMITC I think, but can't recall a second. Anyone? Might be staff reporter has tends to pluralize everything, as in "my kids." ;-)

(CF) I did a couple of articles a few years ago for Harpers There was this article on Valmont. http://www.geocities.com/kgjart/HandQValmArtclCF90.html (Maria's article) I didn't know her really, but my kids did. - speaking about AB (Leah)So that would mean Luca is also a fan? (Soshana) Oh, I was sure he meant Mateo. One kid, many kids... what's the difference? ;-) It's a bit of stretch but I think back to when he and Meg were living together. She had children from a previous marriage/relationship that I imagine he became close to during the years they were together.

Thank you Sandy, much appreciated (article is made more special by the close up pic of ODB as Valmont!!)!! (ODB) Forman's conviction and control, by virtue of his very powerful personality, made spontaneity difficult unless the actor was able to absorb his vision and appropriate it as his own. The approach could be heavy handed and yet the product was incredibly delicate. Very nice way to say the guy was a control freak! I imagine that it would be very hard to work in that environment as an actor...when your every gesture was under such scrutiny...still, I liked the end product....so..... All the various courtly arts had to be mastered by the actors: riding, fencing, dancing, calligraphy and music. For my part, the hours spent on a highly-strung horse developed into a kind of metaphor for my relationship with the director. Is this ODB's first stint on horseback? He makes it sound as if he had to spend some time working on that....(if it is, I thank Mr. Forman for his attention to detail (control freakishness), because it has paid off....I love nothing better than to see ODB in the saddle!) The most frequent criticism was levelled at a lack of danger or nastiness in the film and its characters (chiefly mine). And why I love this film so much. DL wore its nastiness on its sleeve (don't get me wrong, I loved DL, I just like Valmont much more). I couldn't understand why anyone (let alone a woman) would be drawn to Malkovich's Valmont (again, love JM, just this role was a bit over the top)....while ODB's version seemed tame on the outside, I thought he was the more devious. You can see Malkovich coming a mile away...ODB kinda snuck up on you. I could see how someone would be drawn to him....

What an interesting article. I thought I had read everything by now. Thank you Sandy! I wonder what Fabia Drake really thought of him? Perhaps she was watching his relationship with Meg. Fuel for thought ;-)

starring the prestigious cast of Colin Firth, Tom Wilkinson and Scarlett Johannson Oh, I love the sound of that. Prestigious sounds so much better than repressed and I especially like the last part... opening for award season consideration. Thank you Sandy, Maria, and Karen Oh, one more thing, I only bought two copies of WAGW one for me, and one for my closet firthette...so I can't take any credit for the excellent DVD/Video sales reports;-)

(Mari )I liked on the DVD commentary where Dennie G. says they really hadn't worked out what he'd do in that scene other than showing him trying on the pants, but that she "dropped the needle" on the song and let him go at it! Answers my question :Why isn't the choreographer listed". If he ever loses his day job.... "my children..." Must be Meg's Zinnemann kids.

Gossip column today in Metro newspaper, The Green Room by Neil Sean: Colin 'Mr Darcy' Firth is in great demand - the star of Bridget Jones's Diary has been asked to star in Will & Grace.

Colin 'Mr Darcy' Firth is in great demand - the star of Bridget Jones's Diary has been asked to star in Will & Grace. Madge must have dropped a hint. ;-D

(Emma/Neil Sean) Colin 'Mr Darcy' Firth is in great demand - the star of Bridget Jones's Diary has been asked to star in Will & Grace. Wait...not Hugh Grant? Not Ralph Fiennes? Not.....? ODB? Really!? "Jack" must be watching P&P! ;-) Thanks Emma!!

(Mari), I've heard of Matteo, with 2 t's, and the accent on the first syllable, a version of Matthew. Moon, what say you? Do you think the tabs have screwed up the spelling? It's Matteo. You'd think a magazine as large as Hello would check these things. With Luca and Matteo, are they going for a biblical thing? ;-D (Emma/Neil Sean) Colin 'Mr Darcy' Firth is in great demand - the star of Bridget Jones's Diary has been asked to star in Will & Grace. Have a missed something here? Isn't that a TV show? Or is it about Princess Grace and Prince Wilhelm of Bavaria? Nice to be back.

(Moon) Have a missed something here? Isn't that a TV show? Yes, but it is big on having celebs appear on episodes: Madonna, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon, Matt Damon, Gregory Hines, Natasha Lyonne, Michael Douglas, Cher, Minnie Driver (a recurring part, hey, maybe that's the connection!), Rosie O'Donnell, Molly Shannon, Debbie Reynolds, Blythe Danner, Harry Connick Jr (recurring part), Sydney Pollack, Lesley Ann Warren....

(Moon)With Luca and Matteo, are they going for a biblical thing? ;-D LOL, look out, here come Marco and Giovanni!;-) Welcome back, dearest Moon, I missed you. Thanks for the confirmation on the spelling and pronunciation. (Emma/Neil Sean) Colin 'Mr Darcy' Firth is in great demand - the star of Bridget Jones's Diary has been asked to star in Will & Grace. Oh, I'd love to see him do a guest shot on this. Will could use a gorgeous love interest! (Moon, does that answer your question about the show's plot?;-)

Sandy, thanks for the Harper's Valmont article! (Tress)Very nice way to say the guy was a control freak! Agreed! And because of it, his film suffered by getting there a year too late. He had a 2-year jump start on DL, and should have been out first. If you snooze, you lose. As Colin once said about this, it was like walking into a room and telling a joke that everyone had already heard.

(Mari) Oh, I'd love to see him do a guest shot on this. Will could use a gorgeous love interest! (Moon, does that answer your question about the show's plot?;-) Pfft! The fleet must be in. ;-D

Hi everyone If anyone will be in the Toronto area, we will be premiering LOVE ACTUALLY at the Toronto Film Festival on Sept. 7th. I apologize for the length of time it takes me to post but I have been out of the country at least 3 times in the last few months on junkets and have not had much time to do anything but work. Karen I am going to respond to your questions as soon as I can. Take care guys!

Thanks Lola! Any chance of Colin attending the FF? Mari), LOL, look out, here come Marco and Giovanni!;-) My thoughts exactly! ;-) Oh, I'd love to see him do a guest shot on this. Will could use a gorgeous love interest! (Moon, does that answer your question about the show's plot?;-) Yuk! Sheesh, when they said star in I got scared. Guest star is le mot juste. Now why can't he be asked to guest on Angel as another vampire, that I would like much better.;-D

Thank you, Lola...Welcome back, Moon. (Mari)Agreed! And because of it, his film suffered by getting there a year too late. He had a 2-year jump start on DL, and should have been out first. I would love to know how V would have done if it had gotten out of the starting gate first. ...I'd still love to see ODB on So Graham Norton.

(Mari) Oh, I'd love to see him do a guest shot on this. Will could use a gorgeous love interest!... I'd love to see him in it too. Some heavy hitters guest star as Karen's list shows. It's well written and very funny. He might just enjoy it. Perhaps they won't have him for Will, how hysterical would it be if Karen fell for him? I can see the quizzical expressions he would make and I'm certain there would be alot of "wots". I hope he does it. Would be great to see him in something this good on tv. Hey, better than being on his friend Mike's Married Man Show. The prestiegous Colin Firth, how great and well deserved is that. Kudos to them. Thanks Lola for LA premiere info. I wonder if he'll go, but if it comes to a choice would rather have him on the set of EOR so we can see MD as soon as possible. Thanks for all the interesting news and articles ladies.

(Mari) Oh, I'd love to see him do a guest shot on this. Will could use a gorgeous love interest!... Maybe they both fall for him! I'd love to see him on Parkinson. I think this is the year it could happen.

News for Downunder Droolers I've been told that L-dum is available on VHS and DVD in your video rental shops (and perhaps for sale as well) under the title Fourplay. The cover art is the pic of the four four of them, walking along the Thames. Thankfully, it is not the same cover as the German release, which had two women and guy in bed, none of them being the actors.

Entertainment Weakly has its Fall Movie Preview issue out. Love Actually gets a full-page. Just a brief mention of CF in cast list. Mostly Huge Gnat spinning tales that I'm sure will be regurgitated ad nauseam on the talk show circuit, blah blah I made Richard make my character not so nice, blah blah, blah, I pulled tricks on Billy Bob, blah blah. Pic of Liam Neeson and child. GWAPE gets a paragraph, plus a pic that includes Scarlett J, Tom W., and 2 women whom I assume are Catherina and Maria. Issue also includes the column below: Oscar Watch The fall films that might grab Oscar's attention -- From the final installment of ''Lord of the Rings'' to flicks starring Nicole and Julia, here are the movies that might vie for Academy Awards by Dave Karger It's a good thing the Academy Awards aren't next week, because the Kodak Theatre would be nearly empty. With only ''Finding Nemo'' and ''Seabiscuit'' attracting any Oscar talk, fall movies will have to fill the ballots (and quickly, since next year's ceremony takes place a month earlier, on Feb. 29). Here's the early line on who could be contenders: September ''The Human Stain'' features Oscar winners Anthony Hopkins and Nicole Kidman, and is directed by three-time winner Robert Benton, while past critics-award winners Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson try for their first nominations with ''Lost in Translation.'' (Johansson also has the December drama ''Girl With a Pearl Earring.'') October The Clint Eastwood-directed ''Mystic River'' began earning momentum at Cannes as a potential Best Picture and for Sean Penn's lead performance. Quentin Tarantino is back in action with ''Kill Bill.'' And Gwyneth Paltrow could find herself in the race for the first time since her ''Shakespeare in Love'' win thanks to her Sylvia Plath biopic ''Sylvia.'' November A puppet show starring Russell Crowe would make anyone's Oscar shortlist, so imagine what Academy voters might think about his period epic ''Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.'' Other nominees could emerge from the smaller-scale pool, namely Tim Burton's ''Big Fish'' (starring Albert Finney and Ewan McGregor), Jim Sheridan's ''In America,'' the grim drama ''21 Grams'' (Sean Penn again), the ensemble romantic comedy ''Love Actually'' (Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, and Laura Linney), and ''House of Sand and Fog,'' featuring Academy faves Jennifer Connelly and Ben Kingsley. December What a shocker -- Christmastime will be stuffed with Oscar bait. ''The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King'' will hope the third time is the charm, but it will have stiff competition from three other lavish productions -- ''Cold Mountain,'' ''The Alamo,'' and ''The Last Samurai.'' ''The Missing'' and ''Veronica Guerin'' star Cate Blanchett will have to compete against herself. And never count out the ''Mona Lisa Smile'' of Julia Roberts. (Posted:08/15/03)

Hi guys. Ok real quick, here's some more dates for Love Actually. As I mentioned before we will have the world premire at the Toronto Film Festival Sept. 7th There will be a press junket October 10-12 in London with the cast. The movie will have it's New York premiere on November 6th The movie will have it's general release in the US on November 21st and there will be a press junket from November 21 through November 23rd. We are flushing out everyone's itinerary so I'll come back soon with more. Take care!

Thanks for the update, Hola! NYC premiere should attract some Drooleur presence, I expect. ;-D Thanks for the update on our films' hype, Mari. ;-D

(Karen)NYC premiere should attract some Drooleur presence, I expect. ;-D That would be wonderful to put together a Drool field trip and cheering section, as it were.

Colin 'Mr Darcy' Firth is in great demand - the star of Bridget Jones's Diary has been asked to star in Will & Grace. This I would like to see. Just hope one of our channels will start showing Will and Grace again before he "appears". Still just rumours, but one can allways hope. (Janet)Maybe they both fall for him! LOL, could be interesting ;-) Sandy and Mari, thanks for the articles! Thank you Hola, for the update!

Thanks for the update, Lola, we appreciate whatever you can share. US press junket after the film opens? *Crossing fingers that Colin will be doing the talk shows*

Thanks Mari, Sandy, and Lola for all the news and articles.

(Karen)I've been told that L-dum is available on VHS and DVD in your video rental shops (and perhaps for sale as well) under the title Fourplay Apparently it is also possible to rent it in Norway under the title "Life after sex" (available from July 9th 2003) See the cover here: http://www.snurrfilm.no/movie.asp?fkMID=4104

(Karen)The cover art is the pic of the four four of them, walking along the Thames. Thankfully, it is not the same cover as the German release, which had two women and guy in bed, none of them being the actors. (Annette)under the title "Life after sex" (available from July 9th 2003). See the cover here: http://www.snurrfilm.no/movie.asp?fkMID=4104 Oooh, can we play a new game? What do you think the worst CF video/DVD case/cover is? I'd have to vote for the US version of FP with the strange woman wearing soccer cleats as a "bra." Whenever I want to show the film to other people (who of course really enjoy the movie itself), I feel embarrassed associating it with that rather questionable picture. What are your opinions, ladies? Conversely, what are your favorite covers (besides the lovely, lovely smouldering P&P image)?

(Shoshana) Oooh, can we play a new game? What do you think the worst CF video/DVD case/cover is? Cute idea for Firthology (#181)

Here's the link to the EW preview on Love Actually that I mentioned yesterday: http://www.ew.com/ew/preview/movie/0,6115,474761%7E1%7E0%7Eloveactually,00.html

That link is only good for magazine subscribers or AOL members. :-(

Vice chairman Michael Burns told investors in a conference call that the next five movie releases, which also include the Tom Cruise-produced "Shattered Glass," "The Cooler" and "Girl With a Pearl Earring," would likely earn a combined $30 million at the boxoffice. I'm guessing that Burns hasn't been told about our Box Office Bastion Linda... ;-D

Oh yeah, WAGW didn't crack the top 10 in the UK for the week ending 17 August. I haven't found the figures yet, but it would be less than the $173,000 pulled in by Veronica Guerin (in 10th).

(Karen)" ..five movie releases, which also include the Tom Cruise-produced "Shattered Glass," "The Cooler" and "Girl With a Pearl Earring," would likely earn a combined $30 million at the boxoffice. "5 films combined $30 M" V. V. limited release, I'd say:-(((

(Karen), That link is only good for magazine subscribers or AOL members. :-( But it doesn't mention Colin. On an aside, if you go to their CF info page, they list New Cardiff 2002 as one of his films. ;-) I bought the WAGW DVD yesterday for $14.99, is that a good price?

Here it is, sans pic and cast list. Love Actually What's at stake With a cast this charming -- and challenging -- Curtis' directing will need to be as strong as his writing. Richard Curtis has penned modern romantic-comedy classics such as ''Four Weddings and a Funeral'' and ''Notting Hill,'' so for his directing debut, he naturally returned to a favorite theme. ''Love that's wanted, love that's not wanted, love that's fulfilling, love that's a burden, love that's mischievous -- every variation,'' says Laura Linney, who plays a woman suffering a serious office crush. There's enough love, actually, for 10 overlapping story lines (showcasing at least 12 key star players), from a widowed stepfather (Liam Neeson) who frets over his now-motherless stepson (Thomas Sangster) to a wife (Emma Thompson) whose husband (Alan Rickman) is cheating on her. The ensemble structure meant no actor had to work more than 10 days -- a big selling point for stay-at-home mom Thompson. ''She's had a quiet few years, so that was a particular joy and pleasure,'' says Curtis. Hugh Grant, meanwhile, agreed to play Britain's prime minister -- but only after he forced Curtis to give the PM a bit more tooth. ''I saw this ideal, wonderful, compassionate, lovable character, and I explained to Richard that I thought at this point in my career, that train had sailed, really,'' says Grant. Curtis says the resulting push and pull made for a nicely layered head of state. ''It was a very good balance, him always trying to make sure he behaved like a man who'd won an election would behave, and me trying to push him back into being more of a kitten.'' In addition to toying with his character, Grant enjoyed tormenting Billy Bob Thornton, who plays the U.S. President. ''He's fabulously eccentric,'' Grant says admiringly. ''You read stuff about how he can't [stand] antique furniture, anything old. He's particularly terrified of Benjamin Disraeli, and seeing as they were shooting in a 10 Downing Street set, it was very easy for me to find pictures of Disraeli. And just before they shouted action, I'd flip one in front of his face. To watch him freak.'' The Killer Moment ''The Office'''s Martin Freeman reluctantly serves as a stand-in for a hardcore sex scene.

"5 films combined $30 M" Wot kind of box office is that? Five films...an average of 6 million each? (Karen)I'm guessing that Burns hasn't been told about our Box Office Bastion Linda... ;-D Imagine how it would boost the numbers;-)

I've put up the article from the Daily Express' Saturday magazine that Aishling so kindly sent me: http://www.firth.com/articles/03dailyexpresssat_809.html

"I think people�s imaginations must be very strong!� He has NO idea! LOL! Thanks Aishling and Karen for the great article!

Toronto film fest promises excellent program, unveils lineup Updated at 15:04 on August 19, 2003, EST. TORONTO (CP) - Barring a rain of frogs or a plague of locusts, the 28th annual Toronto International Film Festival is "good to go," Michelle Maheu, managing director of the Festival Group, declared Tuesday. Organizers admit there were some doubts in recent months as to what kind a festival it was going to be, in the wake of the SARS outbreak and then last week's major power outage. But in unveiling the final program lineup for Sept. 4-13, director Piers Handling was optimistic that it was going to be a festival to be proud of. Handling said health workers in Canada had done an incredible job on the SARS front, and he didn't think there was going to be any problem with power for the projectors when the festival itself begins. "We've been through some pretty major crises over the last little while," he told a news conference. "Air strikes and postal strikes, projectionists' strikes, we went through 9/11 in the middle of our festival. I think we'll roll with the punches." The festival will present 336 films from 55 countries, including 252 features, most of them either world or North American premieres. The closing night gala - usually lighter fare to send patrons home on a happy note - will be Danny Deckchair, an Australian film and the directorial debut of Jeff Balsmeyer. It's the story of a downtrodden Sydney cement truck driver named Danny (Rhys Ifans) who tries to escape his suburban life by launching into the skies on a garden chair tied to helium balloons and landing in another town where he feels he can change his life. Other gala presentations announced Tuesday include: Girl With a Pearl Earring: Peter Webber's directorial debut starring Colin Firth and Tom Wilkinson. Supposedly the story behind one of Dutch painter Vermeer's most famous and enigmatic works. World premiere. The School of Rock: The irrepressible Jack Black stars as a hell-raising guitarist put in charge of the music class of a group of private-school fifth-grade prodigies and who decides to turn them into a high-voltage rock band. Also stars Joan Cusack. The Boys From County Clare: Director John Irvin's heartwarming tale of two estranged brothers competing at a traditional all-Irish band-music competition. Stars Colm Meaney and Bernard Hill. Nathalie: Anne Fontaine's story of a wife of 25 years shocked at learning of her husband's infidelity and who hires a prostitute to find out what he's really like. Stars Fanny Ardant, Emmanuelle Beart and Gerard Depardieu. World premiere. Bon Voyage: Oscar-nominated director Jean Paul Rappeneau's sophisticated farce about a young man who must choose between a famous actress and an impassioned student during the German occupation of Paris in 1940. Stars Isabelle Adjani, Gerard Depardieu and Peter Coyote. North American premiere. Good Morning, Night: Writer-director-producer Marco Bellocchio takes an impassioned and sensitive look at the 1978 kidnapping and killing of Italian Prime Minister Aldo Moro by Red Brigades terrorists. North American premiere. "I think Bellocchio has made a masterful film about a very controversial issue," said Handling. The news conference also included the traditional test of Handling's breath control as he listed all the celebrities who plan to attend. They include: Denys Arcand, Francis Ford Coppola, Nicolas Cage, Joel Schumacher, Jonathan Demme, Neil Young, Robert Altman, Robert Lepage, Gary Sinise, Jack Black, Jennifer Jason-Leigh, Oliver Platt, Deepa Mehta, Edward Fox, Darryl Hannah, Marcia Gay Hardin, Sarah Polley, Gong Li, Val Kilmer, Dan Aykroyd, Katie Holmes, Scott Speedman, Charles Martin Smith, Emmanuelle Beart, Toni Collette, Jerry Bruckheimer, Chloe Sevigny, Colm Meaney, Dylan McDermott, Mario and Melvin van Peebles, Ridley Scott, Anthony Hopkins, Woody Harrelson, Kate Beckinsale, Miranda Richardson, Guy Maddin, Tilda Swinton, Meg Ryan, Benicio del Toro, Robert Downey Jr., Sean Penn, Omar Sharif, Kate Blanchett, Parker Posey, Tim Robbins, Rita Moreno, Colin Firth, Denzel Washington and Nicole Kidman. "We talked about not doing this list this year," said Handling, concerned that the focus would be on the stars and not the films. "But clearly it's been such a different year for Toronto and for the film festival, we just thought we'd put the list out there. "Just the support that we're getting from the international film industry around the world, I think, speaks volumes about this city and the festival." Handling, meanwhile, refused to be drawn into a feud with his Montreal counterpart, Serge Losique, who said recently that the overlapping dates for the two cities' festivals were Toronto's fault. The Montreal fest runs from Aug. 27 to Sept. 7 and Losique said Toronto has been pushing up its calendar and that it should move to the spring instead. "We've been on the first Thursday after Labour Day since 1979," Handling said bluntly. "And we have not shared dates with another major Canadian film festival since 1980. It's almost a quarter of a century." On the Web: www.bell.ca/filmfest � The Canadian Press, 2003

I hope I'm picking the right topic - this is news of a sort, so I thought it should go here, but if it doesn't Karen, please accept my apologies in advance. There is a new topic at meetup.com for Colin Firth fans, so if you're interested in meeting CF fans in your area, you can go sign up at: http://firth.meetup.com - it's free, and it's pretty cool. They'll probably have a link back to drool on there, Karen. :-)

...and someone used my name and email address at that site, suggesting the creation of that group. What gall! and why would they have a link back to Drool? Thanks for posting the Toronto news, Mari!! Yippeee!!

Thanks, Mari. Was bummed it wasn't up when I looked earlier. Wish they had the screening schedule, but I think that's not up til the 26th. Quite a list of stars attending. That John Cusack movie sounds cute.

Girl With a Pearl Earring: Peter Webber's directorial debut starring Colin Firth and Tom Wilkinson. Supposedly the story behind one of Dutch painter Vermeer's most famous and enigmatic works. World premiere. Had to check this out...seems it will play at Roy Thomson Hall. A Gala Presentation. RT Hall will not have their schedule posted until August 28th. Here is the link for the festival and you can see schedules/ticketing info here as well (e-mail and phone numbers for some contacts at the bottom if you have questions): http://www.e.bell.ca/filmfest/2003/mediacentre/release.asp?id=172 I have already looked at ticket prices...don't know how I would tell the DH that I want to spend roughly $600.00 - 700.00 to see one showing of an ODB film. Hmmmm...must think about how to approach this.....

Meetup sounds like a cute website....pictures,agendas... I got my CF tee shirt ready;-) Roll on Toronto FF! Who knows, if Toronto & Colin push GWAPE enough it might make more than the $6. M forecast.

Thanks for all the articles and news ladies. Is he really going to be on this side of the pond in two weeks or so? Can't believe it. Perhaps he'll tie in a visit with Will as well. But then he'll have to hurry back to start work on EOR, or atleast I hope so. Thanks again for the good news.

(Tress) spend roughly $600.00 - 700.00 to see one showing of an ODB film. Where did you see that price? All the Gala Passes (good for eight) are sold out, as well as all the Festival Pass/Coupon book categories. Toronto is a very tough FF to get in to see anything worthwhile. Even the critics complain because they can't get into screenings. According to the website: Gala single tickets are available to VISA cardholders in person starting Saturday, August 23, 2003 - 11 days before they are available to the general public (subject to availability). Advance tickets for Viacom Gala screenings at Roy Thomson Hall are $26.00; all other screening tickets are just $14.50. You do not require a Pass or Coupon Book to purchase single tickets.

(Karen) Where did you see that price? Round-trip airline ticket from Portland to Toronto: $398.00 Hotel and food: $250.00 Tickets to premiere showing: Approx $14.50 - 26.00 To be the first kid on the block to see GWAPE: priceless! ;-)

ROTF, Tress! Bravo!

(Tress) To be the first kid on the block to see GWAPE: priceless! ;-) ROTF! You are priceless!

(Tress)To be the first kid on the block to see GWAPE: priceless! ;-) You Rock girl!

Ahhh, the new math. Got it. ;-D

Just to clarify, Karen. Although I did give meetup.com your email address as one of the people who should be notified if firth.meetup.com was created, and told them that you run firth.com, I did not, in any way, suggest that *I* was *you*. I gave them email addresses of "interested parties", so that they could notifiy them once firth.meetup.com was created, and they do have strict standards about not selling those email addresses.

Thanks Mari for the info on the Toronto FF. Let's hope this is the beginning of better things to come. Tress, LOL, at you MasterCard commercial. ;-) Too funny. Moon, I know this is belated, but welcome back. Any Georgie sightings? ;-)

GWAPE screens on Sunday, September 7, 9:30 PM. As Lola noted, same day as Love Actually, which is down for 6:45 PM--and presumably not at the same theater. Lola, are you going to clone him?;-)

Moon, I know this is belated, but welcome back. Any Georgie sightings? ;-) Terrible heat this summer in EU. 3000 dead in France! Skipped the lake completely. I will be in Italy in Nov. maybe then. ;-D (Tress)To be the first kid on the block to see GWAPE: priceless! ;-) LOL! clap, clap! Thanks for the TFF article, Mari. Not a word on LA or any of actors besides Colin. Didn't Lola say it would be the world premiere? Colin is here for GWAPE. Happy to see Colin out there.

(Mari), GWAPE screens on Sunday, September 7, 9:30 PM. As Lola noted, same day as Love Actually, which is down for 6:45 PM--and presumably not at the same theater. Lola, are you going to clone him?;-) LOL! It's never easy for Colin is it? Maybe that should be the theme for his birthday party. ;-D I can hear Jethro Tull playing "Nothing is Easy".

(Mari)Lola, are you going to clone him?;-) Yum. Wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone could have her own Colin clone, or would the magic disappear? Will go and think about the philosophical and social consequences of such an event while watching Darcy smoulder in P&P. ;-)

(Moon) Not a word on LA or any of actors besides Colin. I believe they mentioned LA in a previous press release, though nothing about the actors as I recall.

(Mari) GWAPE screens on Sunday, September 7, 9:30 PM. As Lola noted, same day as Love Actually, which is down for 6:45 PM--and presumably not at the same theater. Lola, are you going to clone him?;-) Why is this considered a problem? He'll only have to come in for 1-2 days; they'll do press during the day, and he'll be around for the intros at the screening(s). Seems like perfect scheduling from his vantagepoint. (Moon) Not a word on LA This press release was solely about Gala Presentations. LA's "Special Presentation" was already announced via another press release days ago. BTW, I prefer correspondence via email than using this or any board here for personal messages.

For the seventh consecutive year, European Film Promotion will present panels devoted to its cause. The European Directors Panel, entitled Cinema in the �New� Europe: Does European Filmmaking Have a Renewed Creative Edge and Sense of Purpose?, will feature panelists France�s Solveig Anspach, whose Iceland/France/Belgium coproduction Stormy Weather screens in Contemporary World Cinema, Spain�s Cesc Gay, whose In The City makes it world premiere, Austria�s Ruth Mader, whose Struggle also features in CWC, along with Girl With The Pearl Earring director Webber. Simon Field, co-director of the Rotterdam International Film Festival will moderate the panel.

So just when I thought London was the better strategic location (really the ultimate strategic location), I would be better off right now back in Toronto. DAMN!

Thank you, Karen, Aishling, and Mari for FF news and the article. Oh to be in Toronto. Going for one viewing will positively break the bank for multiple viewings of GWAPE and LA in Nov/Dec. However a possible CF in the flesh sighting is tempting, v. tempting. (Emma)So just when I thought London was the better strategic location I bet it will be for the premieres;-) You will be three for three, I just know it.

There is something comforting about his attendance being confirmed! http://www.canada.com/ottawa/news/story.asp?id=F771FEBC-B724-4649-8CE0-38BD954C3E60

The Toronto Star also confirmed this morning that he will be here in Toronto. Can't quite believe it - both films and the man! Now I've got to find a way to get those tickets. You're right, Karen - trying to get tickets to any of the films is brutal. They reported on the news that the line ups were very long yesterday as the film schedule was released. Thanks for the VISA tip, Karen!

" Other galas include the world premieres of Peter Webber's Girl With a Pearl Earring (starring Colin Firth), " I, for one, am glad these premieres are taking place away from England... *We* don't do so well over there. Let the critics on this side of the pond get the first crack. Wonder if GWAPE's premiere will cancel any LA or NY events.

Thank you all for the articles and lessons in New math, LOL!

(Evelyn) I, for one, am glad these premieres are taking place away from England... Let the critics on this side of the pond get the first crack. They are premieres only in a technical sense. You will not see a big red carpet-y, glitzy thing at all. Most critics will hold their reviews until the films open in their respective markets. The trades' reviews may be published during/after the fest. Wonder if GWAPE's premiere will cancel any LA or NY events. No. (Maria) There is something comforting about his attendance being confirmed! (Myou) The Toronto Star also confirmed this morning that he will be here in Toronto. Ladies, they are not confirming; they are reprinting the TIFF press release. That is the source doc for these reports.

(Karen)The trades' reviews may be published during/after the fest. That's still a 'vahst' improvement over The Guardian.

Courtesy of Jennie (A Big Thank You), an article in the The Big Issue (28th July-3rd August 2003) by Melissa Thompson, who cut and pasted everything from existing articles. ;-D The accompanying pic is a headshot we've seen before too. THE BIG NAME Colin Firth The ghost of Mr Darcy will never die. The moment in Pride and Prejudice when he emerges fully clothed from a pond has haunted Colin Firth ever since, producing more wet T shirt jibes than a Miss World contest. As an actor who just wants to be taken seriously, it must be hard to be constantly reminded of a scene that equates to less than one per cent of your acting career. Still, it helped get him act as another desirable Darcy in 2001's successful film adaptation of Bridge Jones's Diary, so he's probably over it enough to sleep at night. At 14, Firth realised that his academic ability would not lead to a fruitful career (a realisation compounded by a three percent mark in a chemistry test--two marks were for spelling his name right) so he swapped school for drama school as soon as he could. His final year portrayal of Hamlet cemented his rite of passage to the West End, where he made his 1983 stage debut in Another Country as Tommy Judd, a role he reprised alongside Rupert Everett in the 1984 film. Surprisingly, considering the roles he gets, Firth wasn't born into the English aristocratic elite. But his teacher parents' travels to Africa and the USA gave Firth a taste of life far from his Hampshire birthplace. He has described his mother and father as "flamboyant" but with a "classically English reserve"--a little hint perhaps of the influences that have formed his somewhat elusive personality. The 42 year old has graced our screens in over 30 films (including Shakespeare in Love, The Importance of Being Earnest and The English Patient), made numerous TV and theatre appearances, done the odd radio play and acted as ambassador for Oxfam's fair trade campaign. Although Firth has yet to play the role he desires most--the 'village pervert'--he has been a first world war survivor (A Month in the Country), a Falklands hero (Tumbledown) and lost two on-screen wives to the Fiennes brothers, Ralph and Joseph. He has also led last year's campaign, staged by 19 British arts figures, to save the job of the Italian culture representative in the UK, who believed he was to be sacked for being openly gay. Firth has played down hopes of becoming the next James Bond when he heard Russell Crowe fancied it too, fearing the rugged Antipodean would win the ladies hearts over him. However, if the legions of 'Afirthionado's (even his fans make themselves sound like luvvies) don't reassure him, beating off competition from Crowe to win Hello Magazine's Most Attractive Star of 2002 surely must. Firth's next on-screen venture is as Henry Dashwood in What a Girl Wants. An English lord is reunited with the American daughter he never knew existed and attempts to forge a relationship without her illegitimacy ruining his election campaign. The film is sure to stereotype stuffy British high society in comparison to our 'carefree' cross Atlantic neighbours and Colin Firth dons his suit once more to play the quintessential aristocratic Brit. No change there then.

Film Review � September 2003 Alan Jones Firth returns to his roots Bridget Jones star is looking for chills Colin Firth has been wandering around London looking dazed, confused and dishevelled. The reason? The Bridget Jones� Diary star has gone back to his roots, before playing Darcy in Pride and Prejudice turned him into a global sex symbol and recast his screen persona as a romantic lead. The forthright Firth plays the psychologically distraught Ben in Marc (My Little Eye) Evans� horror thriller Trauma, the first in a series from Little Bird�s �Ministry of Fear� genre label. Ben awakens from a coma to discover his wife has been killed in a car accident and, after being haunted by ghostly visions, loses his tenuous grip on reality to enter a vortex of hallucinatory confusion. Can his enigmatic neighbour (American Beauty�s Mena Suvari) help separate fact from fiction in his tortured mind? Firth revealed, �Trauma may seem a departure from what I�m now known for but I was appearing in quirky features like Tumbledown about the horrors of war, and Apartment Zero about the human psyche�s dark side way before I took on Darcy. Ben is the sort of role that was my territory in the early days. Marc and I worked together on the (1994) Ruth Rendell TV movie Master of the Moor and I thought he was brilliant. So I wanted to join him again but our numerous attempts never quite panned out. Then Trauma came out of leftfield and intrigued me enough to sign on to what was clearly going to be an interesting journey. My main motivation for doing anything these days is to work with people I hav always wanted to collaborate with and this seemed the perfect opportunity for us. It�s a hard film to discuss because not only is the entire film told from a subjective point of view, meaning I�m in every scene except for the final shock revelation, we must also strike a balance between being overly obtuse and cryptic to being boringly prosaic and explanatory. We don�t want to frustrate the audience by being too baffling about what�s really going on but we still have to retain the necessary air of mystery. Marc is not shy of the generic aspects of Trauma and his main inspirations come from Krzysztof Kieslowski�s The Colours: Red, White and Blue, Nic Roeg�s Don�t Look Now and Roman Polanski�s Repulsion and The Tenant. That gives you a rough idea of the twisted psychological zone we�re in. Trauma�s horror is organic and even scarier than usual because it�s based around the door to the subconscious mind that should be shut but has suddenly become slightly ajar with terrifying ramifications.� Firth will be back on screen soon in Peter Webber�s Girl with a Pearl Earring as 17th Century Dutch painter Vermeer in the suspenseful story behind one of the master�s greatest and most enigmatic portraits. As Trauma wrapped, he was readying himself for the Bridget Jones� Diary sequel, The Edge of Reason. �Yes, I�m in the sequel and I don�t mind at all because the original was an enjoyable experience. It was a blessed relief to be in Trauma because it couldn�t be further away from that type of romantic comedy. I don�t want to stay out of that popular genre forever, but it�s gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad. Ben wasn�t familiar to any character I�ve done before. People won�t be expecting this grief stricken strange person from me and that�s why I simply had to do it. Trauma will be released early next year.

Thanks for typing that up, Aishling. Great information!! the entire film told from a subjective point of view, meaning I�m in every scene Thumbs way up!! It was a blessed relief to be in Trauma because it couldn�t be further away from that type of romantic comedy. I don�t want to stay out of that popular genre forever, but it�s gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad. Ben wasn�t familiar to any character I�ve done before. People won�t be expecting this grief stricken strange person from me and that�s why I simply had to do it. Hallelujah and amen. I've put up the article, with the only image they've released thus far (courtesy of Jennie), from the magazine here: http://www.firth.com/articles/03_filmreview_sept.html

Thank you, Aishling! his main inspirations come from Krzysztof Kieslowski�s The Colours: Red, White and Blue, Nic Roeg�s Don�t Look Now and Roman Polanski�s Repulsion and The Tenant. These are some of my all time favourite films. These are big shoes to fit, we shall see. (Karen), This press release was solely about Gala Presentations. LA's "Special Presentation" was already announced via another press release days ago. True, but no one from LA besides Colin seems to going to Toronto. That I find strange.

Thanks for the film review article Aishling and Karen. I love the triple image photo attached to it. Am v. gratified by his comments.

(CF) but it�s gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad. *We* did, even if some people may not have. People won�t be expecting this grief stricken strange person from me and that�s why I simply had to do it. Not only do we expect it, we demanded it (and lit candles). ;-)

I dropped hints last night...okay, not hints exactly...the DH told me to 'go, go, go!' to TIFF if I wanted to...and I would, if I knew I could get tickets (the elusive, sought after tickets!!). The hubby has turned into Mr. Bennet, "I shall have no peace at Portland if Tress does not go to Toronto. Let her go then...and she is luckily too poor to be an object of prey to any body." ....and his main inspirations come from Krzysztof Kieslowski�s The Colours: Red, White and Blue Ohhh....love those films...but the proper order is Blue, White, Red! ...meaning I�m in every scene except for the final shock revelation Every scene?? YESSSSSSSSS!!! Like the last bit too...leads me to speculate all manner of things. Cannot wait to see this movie. Thank you Aishling and Jennie!

the entire film told from a subjective point of view, meaning I�m in every scene (...) I don�t want to stay out of that popular genre forever, but it�s gratifying to know some people realise my range is still broad Thanks for the articles ladies. Good things to look forward to.

"My main motivation for doing anything these days is to work with people I have always wanted to collaborate with ..." Psst....ditch MB. Pretty heavy inspiration for Trauma. V. impressive. You're a doll, Aishling.You too, Jenn. *kiss* *kiss*

Thanks for the great articles Aishling and Jennie. This is such good news. Great press for both GWAPE and Trauma. Really can't wait to see them now especially with him in every scene but one in Trauma. Am looking forward to a marvellous performance. Can't help thinking of his brilliant performance in Apartment Zero. I consider it one of his best. Brilliant. ... As Trauma wrapped, he was readying himself for the Bridget Jones' Diary sequel, The Edge of Reason. "Yes, I'm in the sequel and I don't mind at all because the original was an enjoyable experience... There it is girls finally, or so I hope we can believe, confirmation from him. What a great day this is!!!!!

Dave Poland at MCN lists the Toronto line-up in his order of preference. Both of Colin's films are already sure of American Distribution. "Love Actually" is 2nd and "GWAPE" is 9th (before Veronica Guerin) http://www.moviecitynews.com/festivals/toronto_2003/030820_preview_list.html

(Tress) I dropped hints last night...okay, not hints exactly...the DH told me to 'go, go, go!' to TIFF if I wanted to...and I would, if I knew I could get tickets (the elusive, sought after tickets!!). The hubby has turned into Mr. Bennet, "I shall have no peace at Portland if Tress does not go to Toronto. Let her go then...and she is luckily too poor to be an object of prey to any body." I'll go if you go. ;-)

(Dorine) I'll go if you go. ;-) Yea..but, but...but...tickets Louisa (BTW just noticed that the schedules are up...may be slow, didn't see these yesterday)! And do we know if they have potted palms at the Visa Screening Room (LA) and/or Roy Thomson Hall (GWAPE)? I tried to find map to see potential 'dash' from theater to theater...And who will mix our drinks?! I'll carry umbrella (cuz if I don't it will rain and if I do..it won't). But wait....do we even need tickets? You are queen of the crash...hmmmmm..... ;-D

LOL, Tress! I'll carry umbrella (cuz if I don't it will rain and if I do..it won't). Bring it....it never fails to rain when I'm at a premiere-type event. ;-) But wait....do we even need tickets? You are queen of the crash...hmmmmm..... ;-D Hmmmm, sometimes I don't have to go so far as to crash. I've been quite lucky with people with extra tix at events, too. Lucked out in June in Vegas for sold-out Celine Dion show. Saw man trying to get rid of 2 tix 20 mins before the show and strangely no one in the standby line would take them. Go figure. And at one of the first Lilith Fair concerts July 4th weekend 1997 in Washington State (Gorge Ampitheater). Was camping at Mt. Ranier, drove 3 hours to get to theater - no ticket....sat near the gate with a cardboard sign saying "Need one ticket". A girl sold me one....at face value, no less. Excellent show. Made the worst sunburn I'd ever had (hiking up the mtn in the snow with no sunscreen) a bit more bearable (and I've had bad ones being kinda fair skinned). And who will mix our drinks?! Champagne and Chardonnay, baby! No mixing. ;-) No need to bounce between venues. I'd only have one target.

(Tress)And who will mix our drinks?! Champagne and Chardonnay, baby! No mixing. ;-) (Dorine)No need to bounce between venues. I'd only have one target. Oh I'm so jealous! Only 5 hours away and I must be out of town.:-(

Here are the box office stats for WAGW in the UK last weekend: Fell from 6th to 11th place Grossed $172,955 (-51%) On 248 screens (loss of only 2) Per screen average $697 (-50%) Cumulative gross $983,503 for 2 weeks

It�s a hard film to discuss because not only is the entire film told from a subjective point of view, meaning I�m in every scene except for the final shock revelation Oh v.v. promising, indeed. Does anyone have info on this being released in the US? I simply had to do it. Makes last year's birthday celebration so very worthwhile;-) Thanks so much Aishling, Karen, and Jennie. Dorine and Tress...you go girls!!! I need to save my nerves for NY sightings. Toronto FF is out of the question for me;-( (Prior school commitments)Blast! (Dorine)Hmmmm, sometimes I don't have to go so far as to crash. Yeah, but it's more fun that way. You know like Monday, May 13, 2002;-)

(WAGW stats)"Per screen average $697 (-50%)" Not even his friends and relatives went to see it. Disgusting. I wish they would just take it off.

They will. :-(

(Evelyn) Not even his friends and relatives went to see it. LOL, don't you mean only his friends and relatives went to see it ;-)

No.

(Evelyn) No. Straight and to the point. I like that :-)

(Film Review) meaning I�m in every scene Already, this meets my criteria for a good Colin movie.;-) except for the final shock revelation, Uh oh, I hope we're not entering "Bobby Ewing in the shower it was all a dream" territory here.;-) Many thanks, Aishling and Jennie, for the new articles and pics!:-) BTW, GWAPE will be in competition at the San Sebastian (Spain) Film Festival later in September. And according to the NY Post, Huge will *not* be in Toronto for Love Actually, which means someone else may actually get a word in edgewise.;-)

(Mari) Uh oh, I hope we're not entering "Bobby Ewing in the shower it was all a dream" territory here.;-) My thoughts ran more in the "Jacob's Ladder" direction...don't know how many people saw that one, but it was pretty grim. Can't wait to see though...I'm really looking forward to it...ants, tarantulas and all!!

(Mari) Uh oh, I hope we're not entering "Bobby Ewing in the shower it was all a dream" territory here.;-) (Tress) My thoughts ran more in the "Jacob's Ladder" direction... LOL Mari. I was thinking "Sixth Sense". (Tress) I'm really looking forward to it...ants, tarantulas and all!! Ditto.

(Sonia)LOL Mari. I was thinking "Sixth Sense". I'm hoping for a "Sixth Sense" type of film...big bucks...;-)

Not sure why that happened, but let's try again:

It might go away, plus there's a second one:

Third billing actually!:-)

I got my ticket for GWAPE at the Toronto festival this morning. Is anybody else from this group going?

I got my tickets as well, Vera. It was a shame that they weren't selling the LA tickets, though - not until the 3rd.

Great! So glad to hear that you will cover it for us, ladies! Remember, ask questions and take plenty of pictures, and take detail notes of course! :-D

Vera, I'm so pleased you've managed to get a ticket. Well done!! -And I hope anyone else who's planning to go is successful too. I'm sure he's attending the FF for GWAPE rather than LA. And he's certain to attend both the US and UK Premieres too. I think this is a film he'll happily promote. (I'm still lighting candles for Parkinson).

Guard it with your life, Vera. If I knew where you lived , I'd bust in and steal it;-)

Good for you, girls (and us, I hope)! (Janet)And he's certain to attend both the US and UK Premieres too. I think this is a film he'll happily promote Oh I hope you are right. I'll light candles for both this and Parkinson ;-)

Great news, Vera and Myou. Good luck!!! Thanks, Mari and Karen for the LA poster. From Entertainment Weekly Fall Movie Preview: (not online, yet, so I'll just type the interesting bits.) (LA of course got it's own page...no mention of Colin in the article except in the cast/credits box. Huge quote from Huge) ...The ensemble structure meant no actor had to work more than 10 days-a big selling point for stay-at-home mom Thompson. (ed note...and YKW, as well) ...Grant meanwhile, agreed to play Britain's prime minister-but only after he forced Curtis to give the PM a bit more tooth. "I saw this ideal, wonderful, compassionate, lovable character, and I explained to Richard that I thought at this point in my career, that train had sailed really", says Grant (ed note. Huh?)Curtis says the resulting push and pull made for a nicely layered head of state. "It was a very good balance, him always trying to make sure he behaved like a man who'd won an election would behave, and me trying to push him back into being more of a kttten." Then on GWAPE...for December LA got it's own page for November films, while GWAPE was listed in a column in the "Also in December" page. GWAPE. Director Peter Webber's feature-film debut-culled from the Tracy Chevalier best selling novel-tells the tale behind the Vermeer painting, with Colin Firth as the 17th century Dutch artist and Scarlett Johansson as his maid and muse. (Dec.12) (no picture accompanied the article.)

The pic is on page 104 ;-D

Obviously not the right end of the table... Thanks for typing that up, Linda.

(Karen)The pic is on page 104 ;-D LOL, guess you know by now I only have eyes for ODB.

Lucky you, Vera and Myou, I'm already looking forward to your detailed reports.

I got my ticket for GWAPE at the Toronto festival this morning. Vera and Myou you lucky, lucky girls. Can't wait for your reports. Enjoy yourselves and just know in my heart you will get to see him. Have fun. Thanks Mari and Karen for the LA poster. Not surprising this one is getting all the press. They've put alot of money into it, in cast alone. Want to make sure they get it all back. ;-)Would love to see him here for premiere but only if Mark's made an honest woman out of Bridget by then. LOL. Get going Mark!!

Evidently the gala is sponsored by Premiere Magazine, which may account for all the advance publicity! This is the description of GWAPE that appears in the TIFF flyer. Every frame of Peter Webber's "Girl with a Pearl Earring" is a triumph of composition and light inspired by Dutch master Johannes Vermeer's work. Colin Firth and Scarlett Johansson play the painter and his sixteen-year-old maidservant: when the artist asks the young Griet to pose for one of his paintings, it arouses the jealousy and ire of his family. Full of soft, delicate light, this intimate drama of creation and desire glows with Johansson's subtle, mesmerizing performance and Firth's beautiful restraint.

(flyer)Full of soft, delicate light, this intimate drama of creation and desire glows with Johansson's subtle, mesmerizing performance and Firth's beautiful restraint. Oh - it's sounds just better and better. Thank you Mari and Karen for the LA posters and informations :-)

(Karen) Evidently the gala is sponsored by Premiere Magazine,.. Grrreat. Means the next issue will have lots of pics. They always create a large spread for their galas. Big coup for WB and ODB. The film must have good advance buzz. Premiere wouldn't be backing a dog.

(flyer)Full of soft, delicate light, this intimate drama of creation and desire glows with Johansson's subtle, mesmerizing performance and Firth's beautiful restraint. Colin does restraint very well. I'd say he's turned it into an art form. Getting nominated for restraint? How does that sound? ;-) Every frame of Peter Webber's "Girl with a Pearl Earring" is a triumph of composition and light That picture above at the dinner table seems overlite to me.

Thanks for the Premiere info, Karen. I can't wait for this one. (Moon)Getting nominated for restraint? How does that sound? ;-) Excellent, because he wont' be nominated for repressed;-)

the san sebastian FFest has a high def & bistre rendition of the first picture of gwape karen posted a long time ago (nicknamed the 'sideways look' ?), but the trimming is different (a wider view) : the original is rather big (20X40cm), a 150 ko, available @ sanse film festival site old stuff i know, but i am sure some of you need a new desktop pic, hmm?

Thanks, Sophie. I really like the posters for the Official Section (though not exactly sure why beyond it being B/W) and especially the one for the Thematic Retrospective - Amongst Friends and Neighbours....it will go well with the new color I paint in my new foyer. :-) I'd *love* to have that GWAPE pic above as a poster, too, in addition to, or instead of the official one we have so far.

Thanks, Soph, for posting the film fest info and links. I have that pic in really hi res (1.1KB) ;-D

Thank you Sophie for the ff news and link to the picture in hi res. Wow, it almost took up the whole space on my monitor. I don't know if I could deal with this as wallpaper. I'd spend entire days in visual intoxification;-)

Thanks to everyone for the info re the FFs. And thanks also to Sophie. That pic makes a wonderful desktop!

Thanks Sophie! I won't get any work done (now that this is my new desktop), but I appreciate the find! So lovely....matter of fact, think I'll go now and look at it again!!! ;-) Thank you....

From this month's INStyle magazine (p.340 if you're playing at home): Interview with Scarlett Johansson... my favorite co-star--"Colin Firth. He's sensitive and adorable, and an incredible actor. It was just a total pleasure to work with him."

Attention US contigent, just spoted HS commercial during ending of NBC's Access Hollywood. Was surfing channels and there he was, ODB! Sorry, was too stunned to pay attention to release date. Must go back to surfing.

I've been seeing the HS commercials all day. Opening Sept,5

Sonia and Lucie, on what networks have you seen the commercials? Wonder if it's nationwide--you two don't live in the same area, do you? Anyway, you can knock me over with a feather.;-) Interview with Scarlett Johansson... my favorite co-star--"Colin Firth. Thanks, Amy. I don't think I've ever heard anything but raves about Colin from his co-stars; looks like another one is smitten.;-) BTW, Scarlett is getting great reviews for Lost In Translation, the film she did with Bill Murray for Sofia Coppola. Might help further increase media interest in GWAPE.

(Mari) on what networks have you seen the commercials? NBC Florida, so far... (Lucie) Opening Sept,5 Thank you Ma'am. And to everyone else for news and photos.

Opening September 5th? Oh, no...I'm leaving for a cruise the following morning...flying to Fort Lauderdale the evening of the 5th right after work. Don't return until the following Saturday. Given the reviews...it'll already be gone from the theaters by then! And I did want to see for myself how bad it really was. No, Kathy, tell the truth...I wanted the eye candy!

(Kathy) flying to Fort Lauderdale the evening of the 5th right after work. Sounds like the perfect day to play hooky but you didn't hear from me for I would never condone such a thing ;-)

*falling off chair*

(Mari) you two don't live in the same area, do you? Same state. That "Florida release" seems like it might actually be happening. So bizarre. BTW, nothing at the Disney/Buena Vista site for the Sept 5th openings.

I haven't been "home" in a long time. Time for a visit, perhaps? ;-) Think I'd rather save the $ and travel time for a movie I like and/or really want to see.

(Karen), Same state. That "Florida release" seems like it might actually be happening. So bizarre. That's why they wouldn't give me the poster! I kept telling you they had a release date here. The range is broad. ;-) Will have to go with Lora. How did this happen in FL?

They figure you guys have a deep-seeded need to see leaves changing colors? ;-D

Glad it looks as though you will finally get to see HS and make up your own minds about it! I read somewhere(sorry, can't remember where) that it is being released on VHS in the UK in December.(I imagine if this is accurate, it will also be available on DVD, for those of you with multi-region players).

Now here's a thought. (Sorry for the double posting,BTW) If he's going to be in Toronto on September 7, would he also attend the premiere(supposing there is one) of HS?

HS in FL? I'll go to see it on the big screen and to enjoy the turbo air conditioning... Love Actually is a romantic maze By Richard Simpson, Evening Standard 26 August 2003 A maze of love matches make up a movie that is set to be this year's smash hit. But the plot of romantic comedy Love Actually is not going to be the easiest to follow. Hugh Grant leads a cast that also includes Martine McCutcheon, Alan Rickman, Liam Neeson, Colin Firth and Keira Knightley. And what a tangled web they weave - not surprising, when the film comes from the same team that produced Notting Hill, Bridget Jones's Diary and Four Weddings And A Funeral. Love Actually is a romantic maze Grant plays a young, single prime minister. His love interest comes in the somewhat unlikely form of his tea lady, played by former EastEnders and My Fair Lady star McCutcheon (love match one). The prime minister has a sister, Karen - played by Emma Thompson - and she is married to Alan Rickman's character Harry to provide love match two. Harry is relentlessly pursued by an office temptress played by German beauty Heike Makatsch, which makes love match three. Firth plays a writer jilted by his love who moves to the south of France to start anew, only to land in the arms of his Portuguese housekeeper, played by Lucia Moniz (love match four). Liam Neeson's love - not the romantic variety this time - is for his stepson, played by rising star Thomas Sangster, who in real life is Hugh Grant's cousin. Confused? We're only halfway there. In the film, even young Sangster has a crush on the prettiest girl in the school. Neeson, by the way, also has a crush on Claudia Schiffer. One love match - or mismatch in this case - involves Keira Knightley's character Juliet, who marries Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor). Their wedding proves that the power of love can be as wild as a tornado. If Love Actually - directed by Richard Curtis and out in November - sounds like Notting Hill, Four Weddings, Sliding Doors and Bridget Jones all rolled into one, that's because it probably will be. But, if a formula works, why not stick with it?

(Moon)How did this happen in FL? Maybe Mark Herman's parents are retired there.;-) I wonder if they'll ask the audience to fill out feedback forms . . . Studio Flunky: Sorry, ma'am, but you were supposed to only check one answer. Yes or No. You either liked it or you didn't. I'm afraid I'll have to discard your ballot. Audience Member: But what if I liked some parts and not others? This ballot is confusing! It discriminates against the undecided! You know, my son is a big shot lawyer in Boca . . . SF: Er . . . why don't you just tell me what you thought of the movie and I'll write it down? AM: That's better. See? Was that so hard? Ok, so Colin Firth is very good looking, but honestly, a good meal would kill him. Heather Graham . . . her, I could do without. Always shaking her boobies around. What must her parents think? I tell you, she breaks her mother's heart. Now, Minnie had the right idea. Make him sh*t or get off the pot. But it was too little, too late. That's the trouble with these girls today, they give it away and then the man doesn't want to buy the cow. And another thing . . . Studio Flunky's Boss: How's it going? SF: Not good. We'll have to toss some ballots and re-count the others. STB: But then the wrong movie will win . . . AM: . . . and that Mary Steenburgen! What's with that voice? I lived in New York for 43 years before my Irv retired and nobody talks like that. Nobody. And could Colin's character get a real job, fergodsake? I mean, who's going to buy those little drawings? You can't support a family on that . . . ;-)

ROTFLOL! Better you than me reading those comments. ;-D

LOL! Is this a FL only showing? Maybe Colin will stop in Miami on his way to Toronto. ;-) SF: Not good. We'll have to toss some ballots and re-count the others. STB: But then the wrong movie will win . . . SF: There's a woman who wants to know how soon she can have the poster?

Got me wondering if people are mistaking the HS commercial with an expanded version of the Best Western one? ;-D

ROTF, Mari. (Moon)How did this happen in FL? They had to release it somewhere to be eligible for the GG or Oscars;-)

(Karen), Got me wondering if people are mistaking the HS commercial with an expanded version of the Best Western one? ;-D LOL! Heehaw! ;-)

Thanks for the HS info...I think. I can't believe it. (Janet)If he's going to be in Toronto on September 7, would he also attend the premiere(supposing there is one) of HS? Something tells me, not;-( Mari, LOL.

Mari, v.v.f. indeed, LOL! Just got this in the mail: Schedules for GWAPE and LA at TFF: http://www.e.bell.ca/filmfest/2003/filmsandprogrammes/searchforafilm.asp

New LA trailer picked up by another list. More shots of Colin. (Anything to do with that Hola? ;-)) I found the medium resolution with Quicktime to be clearer than the Windows Media medium res on my system. I find *this* trailer funnier and much more interesting than the last one. Makes me more interested in it now. Not that I wasn't before, just jazzed about other things more. Thought HG's little dance was cute. And Colin just looks to-die-for in the shot of the back of him in that thick sweater and shirttail sticking out (while he's watching her undress at the edge of the water).

Love, love, love... Love, love, love.... *humming away* From KathyC, the good trailers are up (Quicktime and Windows Media in two speeds each): http://www.uip.co.uk/films/love_actually/index.html Enjoy, you saucy minxes. ;-D

Ooops, don't know what happened to the link. Oh wait, yes I do. Oh dopey me. *sheepish grin* http://www.uip.co.uk/films/love_actually/index.html

The TIFF listings for both GWAPE and LA show two screenings each. Granted the other is not a gala or special presentation and YKW wouldn't necessarily be there, but it's always a possibility. Good summaries of the movies here, plus it's nice that Colin's pic is on each: http://www.e.bell.ca/filmfest/2003/filmsandprogrammes/description.asp?pageID=film&id=271 http://www.e.bell.ca/filmfest/2003/filmsandprogrammes/description.asp?pageID=film&id=124

Gaaah, the second screening of each film is at the same time, noon the next day.

Love Bill Nighy's line about sleeping with Britney Spears and she's rubbish. He may definitely steal this movie.

Thank you, thank you Karen and Dorine for the trailer and the links! I can't wait to home to the trailer again and again and..... It's too damn light in my office!

(Me)can't wait to home to the trailer again and again and..... It's too damn light in my office! Ha! It turned me into a blithering idiot! I can't wait to *get* home to *watch* the trailer..... The glare on this screen is tough today. (Karen)Love Bill Nighy's line about sleeping with Britney Spears and she's rubbish. He may definitely steal this movie. I LOL'd at that one too! She is rubbish, imo. Was too stupid at Sundance this year.

Obrigado Dorine and Karen! I can't listen to it here but the quality is so much better and I agree Dorine this version sems more interesting! He is looking as beautiful as ever! Back to watching it Buster Keaton style...

Thank you ladies! Funny how both films are screening at 12 noon on 9/8.

I'll chime in; Love love love ... love love love, this was all I needed today, thank you very much, ladies ;-) Lots of lovely shots of ODB. He actually keeps getting better and better looking IMHO :-)

Thanks for the trailer info. Huge gets all the best lines, but that's to be expected. I do like it, but one thing strikes me as very implausible in Colin's part: no one today would risk losing "half the book" by typing it on a manual typewriter instead of a laptop computer. They've thrown in this completely contrived scenario just to give the maid a reason to take her clothes off and jump into the water. I'm sure many people involved have viewed this film already, and I'm surprised this type of boneheaded thing remains in it.

Here are some caps: http://www.firth.com/love_gal_tcaps1.html I hate to admit it but Huge can carry off a ass-wiggling dance and not look silly.

I thought of that too, but decided to give the writers the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps it's just an outburst as to what is printed out and she finds out she took off her clothes for nothing ( well - you can't exactly say ODB is nothing but... ;-P ) or perhaps he fled the house in a hurry without his labtop (sp?) and had to use handwriting. Anyway - I'll look forward to seeing this even so :-)

Boy, are you quick, Karen :-) Lovely captures, thank you very much.

Great LA page, boss and caps. I have to agree that Huge is pretty good. Terrific trailer...RC never misses, does he. Didn't know he hailed from NZ....a Kiwi. This will be *The* holiday movie, for sure.Has all the ingredients for a "feel good" film.

(Mari),They've thrown in this completely contrived scenario just to give the maid a reason to take her clothes off and jump into the water. This is a step up. They usually don't even make up the scenario. I hate to admit it but Huge can carry off a ass-wiggling dance and not look silly. So true! Didn't it look a bit like what Tom Cruise did? Great job Karen!

(Mari) Huge gets all the best lines Actually the Britney line from Bill Nighy is the best in the trailer for me. Unfortuately she'll get miles of free PR out of it, too. :-(***) Looks like that chick who played Missy, MB's assistant in MOTM is in the part with the young guy (??) and the 2 young girls on his right. (Mari) no one today would risk losing "half the book" by typing it on a manual typewriter instead of a laptop computer. He's a technophobe? *shrugs* Surely they must explain it at some point...one hopes. Seems to me I've read some professional writers still do some writing in longhand or on conventional typewriters. Nice caps Karen. Nice grin as he's looking up at the housekeeper (must learn her character name...must be shorter than "the housekeeper"). Love that little dance LL does on the other side of the wall from that guy. Speaking of whom, who is that honey she's with? And I found Denise Richards virtually urecognizable. Not sure if it's the brighter hair or the collagenized lips. ;-)

(Dorine) Speaking of whom, who is that honey she's with? That's the Brazilian guy she was drooling over in a previous article. Name is Rodrigo Santoro. Evidently he was also in the latest Charlie's Angels too. http://us.imdb.com/PGallery?Santoro,%20Rodrigo&source=ss

(Huge gets all the best lines, but that's to be expected........ They've thrown in this completely contrived scenario just to give the maid a reason to take her clothes off and jump into the water... Ah yes, Huge, the master of the quips, *but the master of the *look* gets the *look* and that very same master of the dimples gets the dimples! Some great smilses in there! This is the kind of typecasting that I can live with -especially during the sentimental holidays.

Great caps, Karen, thanks! (Annette)Perhaps it's just an outburst as to what is printed out and she finds out she took off her clothes for nothing ( well - you can't exactly say ODB is nothing but... ;-P ) LOL, I like your explanation, Annette. (Dorine) Seems to me I've read some professional writers still do some writing in longhand or on conventional typewriters. Sure, a few do, but they'd never risk losing months of work by leaving the only copy flutterimg in the breeze. I'll go with Annette's scenario.;-) Am probably thinking about it too much, but as a writer myself, I find the situation inconceivable. Then again, so is falling in love with someone who doesn't know a word in your language so I'll just shut up about it. (Karen)I hate to admit it but Huge can carry off a ass-wiggling dance and not look silly. Absolutely. He can carry off any comic device. He's very good at what he does, there's no taking it away from him.

(Moon) Didn't it look a bit like what Tom Cruise did? Oh, yes, and I have no doubt that will form a part of HG's prepared talk show lines. He'll be challenging TC to a dance-off or similar. ;-D I can all but read what the UK critics will say about this bit, a prime minister dancing around 10 Downing Street?? Something for the American audience. :-(

Was looking at those film description links Karen posted from the TFF, and I see that GWAPE is only 95 minutes long. That's surprising. Love Actually is currently 129 minutes, and it describes "eight" stories, instead of the 10 mentioned in previous descriptons, so they may have already trimmed a couple of the nore expendable storylines.

Whoops, typo city from me today, sorry. (Karen)Something for the American audience. :-( LOL, plus anything in it that's sentimental will be there for our benefit only.;-)

(Mari) GWAPE is only 95 minutes long Even at that, it will set new Guinness World Record for smouldering on screen. ;-D

(Mari) I see that GWAPE is only 95 minutes long. I honed in on that, too. I always wondered after reading the book, how they'd stretch it out to a full length movie, esp with little dialogue between Griet and Vermeer. Though the amount of dialogue doesn't always mean a shorter or less compelling movie, a la La Femme Nikita, IMO. I'm always sucked into that movie and there's very little dialogue for an action/thriller.

(Karen)He'll be challenging TC to a dance-off or similar. LOL, knowing Huge, I was thinking Tony Blair. (Annette)or perhaps he fled the house in a hurry without his labtop (sp?) and had to use handwriting. Good point. Or maybe he just likes to write outside...then he'd have to worry about installing the wireless connection?;-) In any event, he looks so totally AGF. Wish he'd strip down and dive in after her. Oh what a great day. Thanks Karen, Dorine, and Kathy. The trailer and caps are to die for. Thanks for the TFF news as well. The site reports that there will be daily reports and pictures beginning on the 4th.

A lot of the same stuff rehashed here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2003/08/27/nhugh27.xml&sSheet=/news/2003/08/27/ixhome.html

(Lindak) In any event, he looks so totally AGF. Uh, you mean, AFG? No? No matter, Im sure it works and is true either way..;-)

(Maria)No matter, Im sure it works and is true either way..;-) I'm sure. LOL. Whew!

Thank you Dorine, Karen and KathyC!!!! Love ODB's 'freak out' at the station! Very funny and he can jump pretty d*mned high (or rather that knees up to the chest action was pretty interesting....)! Impressive! (Dorine) And I found Denise Richards virtually urecognizable. I missed her completely until about my fourth viewing (granted, she wasn't the person I was concentrating on...still! What happened to her??). (Karen)I hate to admit it but Huge can carry off a ass-wiggling dance and not look silly. (Mari) Absolutely. He can carry off any comic device. He's very good at what he does, there's no taking it away from him. I found that bit very funny! But then again, I'm the American audience that it was put there for! LOL!! Still....he does a great job (but I thought the bit with Bill Nighy was even funnier). (Mari) GWAPE is only 95 minutes long (Karen) Even at that, it will set new Guinness World Record for smouldering on screen. ;-D Was really surprised at the length of this one (I think I could sit through about 4-5 hours with that look)! But, like you say, with all the smouldering maybe they had to observe fire code (not sure if the film would combust....or the audience)! ;-D (Lindak) In any event, he looks so totally AGF. (Maria) Uh, you mean, AFG? No? No matter, Im sure it works and is true either way..;-) TO-MA-TO....TO-MAH-TOE.....he's AFG, AGF (he is that too...if you think about it.....watch FF or LE or.... ohhhh.....nevermind!!!) ;-D

(karen) I hate to admit it but Huge can carry off a ass-wiggling dance and not look silly. (moon) So true! (mari) Absolutely. wowowohoho... now, wait a minute there... aren't you getting a little carried away ? i think you need a bit of a historical reminder for now better ? now, repeat after me : "who's the wiggle king ?" (must be all that leather) thanks for the treat, karen & kathyc !

(Dorine) And I found Denise Richards virtually urecognizable. (Tress) I missed her completely until about my fourth viewing I did as well and would have contiued to miss her if someone else hadn't mentioned her being there. Then I still really had to look.

(sophie), now, repeat after me : "who's the wiggle king ?" If you put it that way. :-) Can't imagine Hugh doing it quite like that.

Tress(I think I could sit through about 4-5 hours with that look)! LOL! And eventually we will! At least!;-) TO-MA-TO....TO-MAH-TOE.....he's AFG, AGF (he is that too...if you think about it.....watch FF or LE or.... ohhhh.....nevermind!!!) ;-D ROTF! A Freudian slip if ever I read one! He does look AGF and don't we love his JFL? (Just f***d look) (Sophie)"who's the wiggle king ?" Sophie's Hunk Daddy, Sohpie's Hunk Daddy! You are a blast Sophie!

From Reuters, guess who isn't mentioned. A taste of what's to come. Hugh Grant to Return as British Premier LONDON (Reuters) - British actor Hugh Grant will play a charismatic, bachelor prime minister who falls in love with a tea-lady in a romantic comedy due for Christmas release, its makers said on Wednesday. "Love Actually" reunites the team behind box office hits "Notting Hill" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral" and is the biggest Brit-flick hope in years. Grant stars with Martine McCutcheon, little known outside Britain where she is famous for appearing in the top-rated soap EastEnders. She is joined by Hollywood names such as Alan Rickman, Liam Neeson and Emma Thompson. Comic actor Rowan Atkinson, who plays the bungling Mr. Bean, makes a cameo appearance. Set in wintry London around Christmas, the film intertwines the premier's unlikely love for the woman who makes the tea with nine other love stories. Grant's character has been compared to Tony Blair, the youngest premier since 1812, although its makers deny any deliberate comparison. It was made by Working Title films and United International Pictures and is due for release on both sides of the Atlantic on November 21. Newspapers are predicting it will be one of the biggest British hits in years, but it faces tough opposition at the box office from the latest Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings installments.

"but it faces tough opposition at the box office from the latest Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings installments." Maybe in UK, but not from me; don't want to see either one. LA different kind of audience, I would imagine.

(Evelyn) LA different kind of audience, I would imagine. Agree. No kids, no teens in the audience. No shoot'em up, blow'em up, slice'em up and other special effects. Just people and their stories. It'll do fine. News, pics, trailers and HD in leather! Thank you Maria, Annette, Dorine, Karen and Sophie. Rock on!

(Reuters)it faces tough opposition at the box office from the latest Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings installments. Wrong. The next HP won't be out until next summer. Again I ask, how do these "reporters" (and their fact-checkers and their editors) keep their jobs? who's the wiggle king? LOL, Sophie.

Thanks to all for the trailer, captures, news, and dancing HD! Just was ble to get back on Drool after phone line dying and was more than pleasantly suprised with what awaited me! THANKS! THANKS!! THANKS!!! (Lindak) In any event, he looks so totally AGF. (Maria) Uh, you mean, AFG? No? No matter, Im sure it works and is true either way..;-) (Tress)TO-MA-TO....TO-MAH-TOE.....he's AFG, AGF (he is that too...if you think about it.....watch FF or LE or.... ohhhh.....nevermind!!!) ;-D (Beedee)ROTF! A Freudian slip if ever I read one! He does look AGF and don't we love his JFL? (Just f***d look) No matter the letters or their order, he is gorgeous! LOL!

Tress(I think I could sit through about 4-5 hours with that look)! ...that's just a tad over seven viewings. I think more will be needed;-)

Thanks everyone, for the trailer, captures, reports etc. Sadly, I'm having problems watching the trailer. It eventually will play, but it takes an age! Patience, patience!

GWAPE is screening at the Telluride Film Festival this weekend. The three-day schedule is never announced in advance.

Good news on all the screenings :-) For UK-droolers, a chance to win tickets to Love Actually http://www.femail.co.uk/pages/standard/article.html?in_article_id=194034&in_page_id=1202

Good news on Telluride, Karen. That's a prestigous fest. I wonder if Colin plans to come over here for it. I see the Rocky Mountain News has singled GWAPE out as one of its two must-sees, the other being Scarlett's other film, Lost In Translation.

From IndieWire: Telluride Film Festival: August 29-September 1 Is it any surprise that the fall fest that many in the film biz consider their best kept secret, should keep its own lineup under wraps until the opening day of the event? Co-directors Tom Luddy and Bill Pence welcome a select group of films, filmmakers, industry folks, and aficionados to the mountains of Colorado every Labor Day weekend. People who go year after year swear it is the best fest in the world. This one is more a fest for vets and those who can afford the pricey accommodations and passes, but as a venue for launching a new film in an intimate environment of movers and shakers, its can't be overlooked and to be invited to participate is an honor, especially in this 30th anniversary year.

(Mari). I wonder if Colin plans to come over here for it. In an ideal world.... It would behoove him to give this film his all. Best shot he's had in a 'starring' movie since Valmont. Thanks Mari. Looks like Lions Gate is really taking the ball.

(Mari). I wonder if Colin plans to come over here for it. Perhaps he's already over. Back to back festivals would be v. practical.

The author like it! DECEMBER Girl With a Pearl Earring GRIET EXPECTATIONS Johansson is an unlikely muse for Johannes Vermeer. Based on Tracy Chevalier's book, starring Scarlett Johansson and Colin Firth, written by Olivia Hetreed, directed by Peter Webber. Plot A maid in the home of painter Johannes Vermeer becomes his muse. Chevalier on how the movie is better than her book "When I read the screenplay I was bowled over by some of the visual elements. I was even a little jealous of them. There is one moment when the main character, Griet, sits out in a little courtyard and plays with a bowl, reflecting the light off it so that the children around her run and try to catch it. I read that and thought, 'Why didn't I think of that?'" How Chevalier feels about cuts made to her book "I suppose I'm dismayed by how much has to be cut. So many of the subplots have had to be sacrificed in service to the greater good of the main story. That's a shame but it's also understandable." Why Webber thinks the novel works on screen "Tracy's book is actually perfect for adaptation because it's fairly classic�a simple story, and I mean that in the bes possible sense. I think movies have to be simple." Why we'll see it Because everyone else in our book club is going. http://www.bookmagazine.com/issue30/movies.shtml

Thanks, Mari for the great ff and positive news for GWAPE. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this is the one. WAGW is #6 this week on the Top 10 Tape Rentals List-from Entertainment Weekly Last week it was #3. Total Video Gross to date-4.0 million, two weeks on the chart.

How Chevalier feels about cuts made to her book "I suppose I'm dismayed by how much has to be cut. So many of the subplots have had to be sacrificed in service to the greater good of the main story. That's a shame but it's also understandable." Good, then probably the stuff about the brother was cut. That brought the book to a halt for me, but then it got back on track. Maybe the stuff at the beginning with/about her father was cut, too. This will be interesting to see. Thanks Karen, Maria, and Mari.

(Annette)For UK-droolers, a chance to win tickets to Love Actually Gaaaa!! Registered and entered the competition, only to find that all the venues are in England! Some 'national' newspaper!

(Janet) only to find that all the venues are in England! What's 50 miles of good road? ;-D (TC) "I suppose I'm dismayed by how much has to be cut. So many of the subplots have had to be sacrificed in service to the greater good of the main story. That's a shame but it's also understandable." Yeah, I too am crying about the much-ado-about-nothing brother subplot. (TC) "When I read the screenplay I was bowled over by some of the visual elements. I was even a little jealous of them....I read that and thought, 'Why didn't I think of that?'" Because you were holding cinnamon in your mouth. *snort*

Thanks, Mari for the news about the Telluride FF. Can't help but think of that old John Denver song: "Guess I'd rather be in Colorado...":-)

(KarenR)What's 50 miles of good road? Unfortunately, it's nearer 200 miles! I don't think that even my very accommodating DH would make the journey with me, since it opens a few days later in Scotland!

The Telluride program is up at their website and there's a new pic of CF and SJ from the film. Go to http://www.telluridefilmfestival.com and click on festival news. A pop up window will direct you to a pdf of the program. Pic and a nice description of the film are on page 5 of 25.

For those who may not have Adobe Acrobat, here is the pic and the description: Through the eyes of the lowly kitchen maid Griet (Scarlett Johansson), we observe the world of the great 16th-century Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer (Colin Firth). As he struggles obsessively to perfect his craft, Vermeer also must balance the interests of his miserly mother-in-law, his corruptly sensual patron (Tom Wilkinson), and his beautiful but unhappy wife. The illiterate Griet--unworldly and a world apart from Vermeer in social standing--nonetheless assists and even enables the painter in unexpected ways. Peter Webber's debut feature film, adapted by Olivia Hetreed from Tracy Chevalier's beloved novel, is astonishly accomplished, created with the restraint and rich detail of a Vermeer painting. All of the performances are superb, but the film's heart and soul is found in Johansson's translucent face and presence--more evidence that she's become one of our most important actors. -LG (U.K., 2003, 95m) In person: Peter Webber

I love him with long hair! Thank you, Mari and Karen! but the film's heart and soul is found in Johansson's translucent face and presence--more evidence that she's become one of our most important actors Couldn't spare a word for Colin? Sheesh! I hope critics are not going to start comparing the two with Scarlet always landing on top.

Thanks, Karen, I couldn't figure out how to post directly form the pdf. Moon, I've always said it's Griet's movie all the way. Remember the book: aside from an early scene, Vermeer doesn't come back into the story until about the half way point. I am just happy to see Colin associated with quality filmmaking in a good dramatic part.

True, Mari. But their characters play off each other on equal footing. I just hope that she will not be the only one constantly signaled out. That, IMO, would reflect poorly on him.

Hmmm! Telluride. Think there might be a meaning in that name?;-) I can't download the Telluride FF schedule just yet. Can someone post the info if there is going to be a GWAPE showing after 5pm Sat and tell me what to ask Peter Webber, the director, if I get a chance?

For those of us sans Adobe;-)...thank you Karen. I'm just glad they didn't cast Jodhi May.

So thrilled to hear that you're making the journey, Caribou!! GWAPE will show at three times on Sunday, Aug 31, at 2:00, 5:30 and 9:00pm Let's see, what to ask Peter Webber... (1) How/why did you choose Colin Firth to play Vermeer? What key characteristic of his acting did you feel essential for the role? (2) How did Colin prepare for the role? From my observation of Q&A sessions, most people who ask start out with glowing compliments on the film (it blew me away, so artistic like the world of art it portrayed, yadda yadda, cinematography, blah blah) because they really just like to hear themselves speak. Then make your question(s) multi-part. Ask them all.

Caribou you'll be the first to see it here! Can't wait to hear your report.

Yeah!!!! Sunday at 2 is a lot easier than today! Okay, okay, v.g. tips--will try to remember. I've always hoped to be Drool Rocky Mt. correspondant; I just wish they had given me a little more notice. I have those three written down. Will try to check back before or during trip. So if you can think of any more. Have to go see if we can book a room or maybe repair the tent.;-)

Go Caribou.. Just in case the non-US and easterners ;-) don't know where Telluride is... It's in the southern Rockies....100 miles from Four Corners....of Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona and Utah.

Another essential question: (3) Why didn't you bring along Colin Firth? ;-D (audience will get a kick out of this one)

Only 26 hours and 37 mins. to go and I still don't have a room. It's the end of the season and those hotel service people are getting touchy! Especially with us city folk. Wish me luck and keep the questions coming.

"Ain't No Mountain High Enough"

And don't forget to thank Weber for making Vermeer so very handsome. ;-) 4) What prompted him to take a chance on a relative unknown cast? 5) Did he go after Colin for the role or had Colin solicited the role?

(Moon)What prompted him to take a chance on a relative unknown cast? Unknown cast? Peter Webber isn't exactly A-list himself. All he's ever done is TV. Caribou....pssst...just don't mention Rafe

(4) Do you have an extra screener tape along? ;-D

Seriously, though, you might want to preface your question by commenting that you really liked this film about art and an artist, which had no pretensions of being a glossy biopic. This one is pure fantasy and you like that. Then go in for the kill, with Colin questions.

(Caribou) Only 26 hours and 37 mins. to go and I still don't have a room. check your email

The Washington Times: http://washingtontimes.com/arts/20030829-092111-9675r.htm We remain right on the timeline with Cate Blanchett as the crusading, martyred Irish reporter Veronica Guerin in a biopic of the same name; with Gwyneth Paltrow as poet Sylvia Plath in "Sylvia"; and with Colin Firth as the great Dutch artist Jan Vermeer in "Girl With a Pearl Earring." Mr. Firth is also a part of the most illustrious romantic comedy cast of the season, recruited by British screenwriter Richard Curtis ("The Tall Guy," "Four Weddings and a Funeral," "Notting Hill") for his directing debut in "Love Actually." Mr. Curtis aspires to juggle about 10 subplots involving love in contrasting manifestations. The cast also includes Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, Laura Linney, Hugh Grant and Billy Bob Thornton. The last two will portray the prime minister of England and the president of the United States.

(Moon)Caribou you'll be the first to see it here! Can't wait to hear your report. LOL! The last shall be first? That would be a miracle indeed. Tommorrow is Sunday, we shall see. I'll try to report back as soon as I can. (Evelyn)"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" LOL! My new theme song. :-) And those are big mountains, too. I think Telluride is at 11,000+ ft. When, I talked to one hotel person she said, "When you drop down off the mountain, hopefully still in your car, make a right at the third street.":-) (Karen)(4) Do you have an extra screener tape along? ;-D Yes. See, I hadn't thought of that, keep all the tips coming. I wrote everything down and will practice on the way up. That's a lot of big words but I'll do my best. Good thing Colin isn't expected to attend. I'd be hopeless.

Caribou, I'm so pleased that you're going. Won't you be the first drooler anywhere to see it? Do you have your ticket yet? He may turn up, your never know!!

"When you drop down off the mountain, hopefully still in your car, make a right at the third street.":-) Good one!! And after driving for 7 hrs or so the nearly 300 miles, make sure you drinks lots of coffee to make sure you don't nod off during the film. Only half the distance seems to be on one major road. I don't envy you this drive on all those little mountain roads.

For Caribou's DH who is doing the driving.

OK, here's a rather pretentious one (and non-CF, so you might as well discard): (5) With this being your first feature film and most of your experience coming from television, what challenges did you have in making this period piece to ensure that your 16th century characters did not have the 21st century attitudes and values that many adaptors of literture seem to think necessary for today's audience? [or similar]

Caribou, I am so thrilled for you. I don't have a question but you might want to take some oxygen. I know I'd be breathless at the first sight of a long haired, stubbly-faced Vermeer;-)! checked the forecast for Telluride... Sunday: Abundant sunshine. High 67F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Sunday night: Clear skies. Low near 45F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. ...maybe you'd better take some gloves too;-)

Mari and Karen, thank you for the lovely new picture and description. Most of the "written pieces" we've seen mentions both Colin and Scarlett, so I hold my hopes up high, that he get's the credit he deserves for this one. Caribou, have a safe trip and enjoy the movie. Karen's allready provided you with lots of clever questions, so just go for it :-) Evelyn, love the "chanting"-melody. Will humm it over the next day to support Caribou :-)

Caribou, you rock. Safe trip and enjoy. Can't wait to hear your report. I hope you get to ask the questions, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed that maybe YKW will show. Heck, Telluride, Vancover(visit Will before school begins), Toronto...what's wrong with that?

Have a wonderful trip, Caribou! May your journey be safe and easy! Wow! (Annette)Evelyn, love the "chanting"-melody. Will humm it over the next day to support Caribou :-) Indeed, Diana is playing loud on my computer right now and I think the the lyrics are very apt to this particular situation. "...No matter where you are, no matter how far, just call my name, I'll be there in a hurry, on that you can depend and never worry..." ;-)

WOOHOO CARIBOU!! I cannot wait to hear your impressions of the film. I think you're covered for questions, but here's a variation on one of them: "Colin has said that he was blown away by the beauty of the Colorado Rockies the first time he saw them. So where the hell is he?" ;-) "When you drop down off the mountain, hopefully still in your car, make a right at the third street.":-) I love it, and ditto the Gary Larson poster. The bohemian vibe of this fest is so much more his style than any other . . . it would be a shame if, um, circumstances limit his time away from home and he were unable to attend . . . but you never know. Have a great trip, and give our regards to Mr. Caribou too!:-) P.S. Can you buy screening tickets at the door?

(Mari)"Colin has said that he was blown away by the beauty of the Colorado Rockies...So where the hell is he?" ;-) LOL Mari. You're gone, or soon will be Caribou, but know you will be in our thoughts, have fun, here's hoping you can scope a little Colin (or whatever) but at all costs, have fun, knowing you go where no one has gone before! (and come home with a review for us!)

(Mari) and give our regards to Mr. Caribou too!:-) LOL! That's Bull Caribou to you. ;-D We should consider this their annual migration: Large herds often migrate long distances (up to 400 miles/640 km) between summer and winter ranges. And they're on the road now!

(Karen)We should consider this their annual migration: Large herds often migrate long distances (up to 400 miles/640 km) between summer and winter ranges. And they're on the road now! Very amusing, Karen! ;-)

"Mr Caribou" joins the Drool DH Hall of Fame ; along with, in recent times, Janet and Lora's DHs.

Cleared for Liftoff Sunday August 31st T.O. the starting line for Oscar race By BRUCE KIRKLAND -- Toronto Sun ...... "In the Aug. 22-29 Entertainment Weekly, the Toronto flicks getting an Oscar shot include The Human Stain, starring past winners Anthony Hopkins and Nicole Kidman and directed by three-time Oscar winner Robert Benton. Others include both Lost In Translation, starring Bill Murray and rising star Scarlett Johansson, and Girl With A Pearl Earring, because it also stars Johansson. " Whole article: http://www.canoe.ca/FilmFestToronto03/aug31_kirkland-sun.html

Caribou said to tell everyone hi and that she is currently attempting to get tickets. She plans to post a review tomorrow if all goes well. I would expect her post about noon Mountain Daylight Time.

Yay, Caribou!! And thanks Mr. Caribou! I just know you got in with all our good vibes heading your way. Can't wait to hear all about it. Remember....Details, Details, down to the most minute details. ;-)

Caribou, I'm thrilled for you that you made the trip! Can't wait to hear your report. Big Daddy Caribou deserves a gold star, too. ;-) (I agree, Dorine about the good vibes part. ;-)) Am thrilled that we have one contingent in Telluride, and at least one lined up for Toronto. Ooooh, I love it when really good movies are afoot. And Karen, thanks for uploading the latest GWAPE pic. I don't think he's ever looked sexier.

(lisajh)And Karen, thanks for uploading the latest GWAPE pic. I don't think he's ever looked sexier. Just adding my thanks. I love all and any new pics. ([mr] Caribou)...attempting to get tickets... plans to post a review tomorrow if all goes well. Oh please let it have gone well. After all this effort, tickets should not be a/the problem.

Hey, I'm back!! Thanks so much for all your support and good wishes. When push came to shove the only reason I finally went is because I hated to disappoint you guys. As I drove by the quacking aspen groves lining the high mountain road in places, the trees seemed to be clapping. I smiled and thought of each of you in your own homes applauding, cheering and ushering me along. I didn't feel alone! I typed this up last night but couldn't connect. It's rough but I want to get it posted. It was a miracle day! Miracle that I could get lodging (Thanks Evelyn), car and even arrive safely. And they just kept coming. I arrived in town at 5pm and went to the stand by line to see if I could buy a ticket. 140 people were ahead of me and the assistant came out and said, �Forget it folks. It�s not going to happen but that�s good really. It�s full now so it will probably be shown again on Monday in one of the To Be Announced slots. I wasn�t as easily swayed as others so joined those hoping against hope and we were all let in!!!!!!!!! �Go now directly to the front row.� Practically threw my $20 to the ticket agent and got a seat over to the far right�wasn�t quite the neck strain as the very front but everyone�s face and every scene was distorted. There were only two empty seats in the auditorium and a whole row along a bench in the back. I have never viewed a Firth film with so many people�700 then I think. Peter Webber spoke briefly to introduce the film. He introduced his wife, Pip, who worked on Catarina�s hair�I think he said she designed the things in her hair. the film�s producer�Andy Patterson, and gave thanks to the Director of Photography and the Dutch Set Designer. (Hope I got that right.) He asked for a show of hands to see how many had read the book. He said, This is my (emphasis on my) version.� I think he hoped we liked it. It was only the second time shown anywhere and he was surprised there were so many of us. Then, he delighted the audience by asking if he could take our picture. I think he took two while the house lights came up and everyone hammed it up. Arms in the air, etc. I think he said, �Enjoy.� And that was it. He left the stage with everyone happy, laughing and applauding. Then the rich, warm colors began to flow past me and haunting melody began to flow into me. In a word, it�s perfect! Absolutely perfect. A dream come true for those of you hoping for starring role in a drama. Everyone involved nailed it!! The screenplay is very tight. The visual continuity is there throughout and the film appropriately came full circle. The lighting is exquisite, the photography is crisp and detailed. It�s has a warm, gentle humor in places. It�s gripping. It caused the audience to gasp, literally gasp, in places. A delight from beginning to end. This could really go all the way. I can�t even begin to guess how many Oscar nominations it will receive. It�s got Oscar written all over it. Now, from a Firth fan perspective. We don�t really get to see him soon enough for my taste. He doesn�t go to the house to choose her so we are introduced to everyone else before he makes his grand entrance. And grand it is but not quite as handsome as I would wish but look out for the second appearance. Your hearts may not be able to bear it. And, for you, hand affectionados, look out!!!! They are very dominant, often taking up the entire scene�which on the big screen is what, the size of a pickup truck? I�ll try to give more details over on Spoilers. I�m not sure how much to say here. And, then the miracles continued. I always watch the credits�had lots of company this time. And, thought maybe the director, et. al. might too. Decided to hang back instead of rushing to where he was seated. Looked carefully for an open blue shirt over tee shirt and jeans but couldn�t find them. When I walked out of the building, the sun was setting and filling the entire valley with a golden light just as if the movie were continuing. Then it cast a maroon glow over the bald tops of the mountains that edged the eastern end of the valley. Just at that magical time of day, I turned and saw the director, PW, talking to a group of 20ish guys and girls. I went over and joined the small circle. I couldn�t hear very well and can just barely remember anything said but I will try. PW asked what they thought of Scarlett. Ohhs, ahhs, nods, and words of praise all around. I heard a bit that made me think they were saying nobody plays a better dirty, old man than Tom W. Laughs and then my opportunity. I took your advice, Karen, and thanked him for the film. I think I used words like great, perfect, beautiful, and incredible but who knows? I tried to be a little wordy because he had been trying to get to a cigarette for some time and I really wanted him to accomplish that so he would stay longer. After HS, I�m excessively sensitive to Brits anxious for a smoke in America. I think it was the producer who came over and got a light, too. Peter asked if I had read the book and then asked did I miss the parts they had left out. I was caught off guard but thanks to firth.com had read something about the brother. I said, �Oh, like the brother.� �Yes, did you?� �Oh, not at all. I think when people read the book and then watch the movie they will be able to perfectly understand what they are seeing on the actor�s faces.� Once, again, trying to be wordy because he really seemed to be enjoying that ciggie. Faced lifted up in rapture but, mostly trying to not blow smoke in my face. ME:. Speaking of actors. Colin Firth. Where is he PW: Where is he? Oh, well, he will be in Toronto. I can tell you that. He is alive. His wife just had a baby girl (ed note:!!!!) and they are with his wife�s family in Rome. He does have a life also, you know. But, he�s alive, he going to be coming over. So, you�re a CF fan, then, are you? No escaping that one. I had been found out and he took a good look then but did avoid saying how typical I am. It worked for you then? Pride and Prejudice? Me: That�s where it all started. Yes. But, can�t believe I had enough wits about me to ask, �How did you choose him.?� PW: Oh, well, you know. You see a lot of people and you find one you like. That�s what I like to do. Find one that I like and try to convince others to agree. ME: What characteristics did he have that you liked? PW: Oh, you know, the whole CF thing. You know, quiet, intense, serious, brooding?(not sure about that one.) Sexy He laughed and was immediately whisked away. Then, we all ended up on the only foot/bike path back into town. He said it was going to be released, I think, Dec. Another lady walking along said, �Yeah. So it can get Oscars.� She reminded me that his wife had worked on the movie too. And I said, �Oh, the hair.� But didn�t get to say that I had actually noticed Catarina�s hair. I asked if they had any screener tapes. The lady assured me that it had been handed over to Lion�s Gate and that they were doing the distributing. No luck there. I walked down the street with the lady and we gushed over the movie. She said it was really nice that it was a good film. When you know the person and like the person its good when they make a good film and he has made a good one. If they don�t it�s �Uhhh!� but he has.� Couldn�t agree more. I tried to go to the 9pm showing but I went an extra quarter mile to the wrong theater. With just 7 minutes to go, I had to go uphill three very long blocks. In the dark. Without a flashlight. The guy at the wrong theater had radioed ahead and so all the workers I passed were saying, �Go on, hurry.� And radioing ahead for me. It was a hoot! I was totally breathless and hauling myself along. All the workers were avoiding hysterics by saying,�Welcome to the galaxy.� But, I made it, just barely, but I made it. This time I headed to the left so if the view were skewed, it would be the other way. I squeezed in along the side stairs rather than do the front row. Much better, I actually got to see the movie as it was meant to be. Once again, PW introduced the film. He had the producer go up front in the spotlight with him which was much better. Not sure if he introduced his wife this time but he gave the same thanks. PW: This is very early for this film. This print was actually in the shop and wet just three days ago. So, be assured�we�ve had two other showings today�you are among the very first to see this. How many have read the book? (Quite a few.) This is my version and I hope that we have captured the spirit of the book if not the letter. Then, same picture taking of audience with great results. What a treat! Twice in one day with very full auditoriums. I think I watched with a total of 1,200 people more than all my other CF viewings all together. What an amazing experience!!!!!

Caribou, I'm so happy for you! Two viewings in one evening! Can't wait to read your postings at Spoilers, and in particular, more about the scenes involving his wonderful hands! This film sounds so promising!! But PW says Livia had a girl? Could he be mistaken?

Congratulations, and what a trip. Twice in one day!! (Caribou)I had to go uphill three very long blocks. In the dark. Without a flashlight. The guy at the wrong theater had radioed ahead and so all the workers I passed were saying, �Go on, hurry.� OMG, Caribou. Thank you for being there for all of us. What an adventure. You actually got to ask questions as well. Oscar written all over it. Wonderful. How about Colin's role...how much screen time does he have? His wife just had a baby girl (ed note:!!!!) LOL. But great to know he'll be in Toronto. (PW)So, you�re a CF fan, then, are you? Understatement of the year;-) I think we should probably move over to Spoilers.

Caribou, you are my hero! What a wonderful on the scene report! Not one but two viewings! I am so happy for you, and for us as well. What delights we have to look forward to! Thank you, thank you, thank you, and thanks to Mr. Caribou for getting you there! LOL about the FF workers who cheered you on to get to the second showing. What a fantastic experience. I'm off to Spoilers cause I can't wait to hear details about JV.

(Janet)But PW says Livia had a girl? Could he be mistaken? He wasn't really prepared for that question and seemed to be thinking on his feet but we may yet have a surprise in store for us yet. (LindaK)How about Colin's role...how much screen time does he have? I was saving that disappointment for later but you have cut to the chase. I'm fairly certain he doesn't show up for at least 30 minutes. So, cut that smoulder time by a third right off the bat. Then, it's a long time before we are drawn into his world--as the movie puts it. They needed Andrew Davies on board to increase the Vermeer factor.

Well done, dear Caribou. Great report....I could just see everyone cheering you on to The Galaxy. Was the audience as enthusiastic/mesmerized as you? Demographics of audience? (Caribou)The screenplay is very tight. Does he have a lot of dialogue? Screentime? Or just smoldering and hands? Is it *really* Griet's movie? You are the First Firth Fan to see this, you know. Glad it all worked out, with such short notice. Waddaya say gang..."Dame Caribou"!!

CARIBOU!!! You rock!! I'm sooooooo proud of you!! Way to go taking advantage of even the smallest excuse or opportunity to be near the right person at the right time and hanging in there! And no alcohol to goad you on? I'm doubly impressed! ;-D Wow, it sounds so exciting!! I'm bursting with anticipation to see this! Can't wait for more details on Spoilers. Thanks so much for sharing your sense of adventure. :-D That is odd about the baby news. Could Hello have been given disinformation? Used a bad source? (PW) and they are with his wife�s family in Rome So, then she suffered in Italian again? ;-)

(Janet)But PW says Livia had a girl? A girl named "Matteo"?....It gets worse.

--I keep trying to remember the five words that PW used to describe that CF thing: they might have been: quiet, brooding, sensitive, mysterious, sexy. The most important part of our conversation and I can't remember. But, then again I was lucky to be able to remain standing, let alone, speak and forget remembering.:-) (Evelyn)Was the audience as enthusiastic/mesmerized as you? I just had to look around a lot. That many people. Every introduction mentioned it--packed house. Yes, I think they were. There are very poignant moments of silence from the film and the audience followed suit and you could hear the air conditioner hum. When Griet turned and literally, became the one pictured, a lady sitting down from me couldn't contain it and said, "That is incredible." It is very griping. 500 or 700 people collectively gasping is awesome. (Evelyn)Demographics of audience? No kids but a mix of everything else. Old men, old hippies, middle-aged women in shorts, teens or young adults with their moms and dad, groups of older women, backpacker types, young couples who live nearby, all the workers in town, 30ish hunks. I overheard that the demographic for the film fest was getting younger and the person thought that would be good for GWAPE. This honestly seemed to be one that everyone was going to go see. I heard comments like: "This is the best one I've seen so far." "I didn't feel like I was watching a movie, it seemed like..." I think the fill in the blank is: seeing moving masterpieces instead of just plain moving pictures. "I thought Colin Firth was good." "Colin who? Firth or Farrell?:-( He can't escape him, the other Colin had a movie there too! I said no kids but that was in the audience. Right after I got in line, the grub wagon came by--it was a little radio flyer-type wagon filled with sandwiches, chips, etc and pulled by a little boy. The local Montessori school sells food to people in line to raise funds. :-) (Evelyn)Does he have a lot of dialogue? No one has much. This could never be accused of being a talking heads movie. TW has some of the best lines both for their humor, innuendo, and villiany. I think you can notice the lack of dialogue but the actors have so thorougly meshed together that not much is required. Very poignant. But, do not despair--just remember how much Mark Darcy communicated with that one "yes" in the boat with Natasha. (Evelyn)Is it *really* Griet's movie? Jack Worthing mode: I could deny it, if I liked. I could deny anything, if I liked but I must admit yes, it is indeed Griet's movie. From the things I overheard, PW was really striving for this to be a star vehicle for Scarlett and he seems to accomplish that for which he strives.

This time I headed to the left so if the view were skewed, it would be the other way LOL! How great, Caribou! You've seen it twice! And you even got a private interview. He's obviously been warned about the faithful Firth fans.;-) Now, from a Firth fan perspective. We don�t really get to see him soon enough for my taste. He doesn�t go to the house to choose her That is my favourite scene in the book, when they get to play with the fruit and veggies. What a pity! Off to read the spoilers.

(Moon)That is my favourite scene in the book, when they get to play with the fruit and veggies. What a pity! One of mine, too. Isn't that the first moment when he knows that she sees things from an artist's perspective? Oh well...as PW said this is my version

)linda), Isn't that the first moment when he knows that she sees things from an artist's perspective? Exactly! Very important, IMO. The ladies that are going to Vancouver, if you get a chance please ask Weber why he omitted it?

(Caribou) I didn't feel alone! You weren't. Have been thinking of you for two days! (Caribou) It was a miracle day!...And they just kept coming. Grinning bigger than ...whatever...I'm so happy for you! (Caribou-Hemingway)Then the rich, warm colors began to flow past me and haunting melody began to flow into me. OMG! I'm dying here! Dec? Too long! I cannot wait that long! It caused the audience to gasp, literally gasp, in places. So did your report! And, for you, hand affectionados, look out!!!! They are very dominant I am now dead. My heart cannot take more. Hands too? omg Enough. I am jealous beyond belief and appreciative beyond measure. Thank you thank you!

(linda) Isn't that the first moment when he knows that she sees things from an artist's perspective? (Moon) if you get a chance please ask Weber why he omitted it? Yes, excellent question.

(Caribou)--I keep trying to remember the five words that PW used to describe that CF thing: they might have been: quiet, brooding, sensitive, mysterious, sexy. The most important part of our conversation and I can't remember. But, then again I was lucky to be able to remain standing, let alone, speak and forget remembering.:-) Good grief! You have had me on a Rocky Mountain High! After a long weekend trip to family duties this is what I've come home to. What a trip! You have given me such a rush of excited anticipation. Thank you, thank you! I'm going to stop now with the exclaimations. But thank you!

Caribou, you are my heroine! From this day forward, you are Her Rocky Mountain Highness! :-) So very happy that it worked out for you and you got two showings! Now, from a Firth fan perspective. We don�t really get to see him soon enough for my taste. I think I complained when I read the book that he goes away for the length of a Bible.;-) I must admit yes, it is indeed Griet's movie Again, I've said this from the start. No surprise to me. After Griet, does Vermeer have the largest part? Or is it pretty well divided among all the supporting characters?

Oh great antlered one!! I can't believe that you managed to ask all those questions, including the one about the screener (didn't I put a winkie next to that??? maybe not) Did you have them written on the palm of your hand? ;-D In a word, it�s perfect! Absolutely perfect. A dream come true for those of you hoping for starring role in a drama. Shows what a gross of candles will do on a monthly basis. It caused the audience to gasp, literally gasp, in places. A delight from beginning to end. This could really go all the way. I can�t even begin to guess how many Oscar nominations it will receive. It�s got Oscar written all over it. Am sniffling here. Never thought I'd live to see the day... No escaping that one. I had been found out Been there too. Why, oh why??? ;-D (PW) Oh, you know, the whole CF thing. You know, quiet, intense, serious, brooding?(not sure about that one.) Sexy..or quiet, brooding, sensitive, mysterious, sexy. whichever In a Brazil nutshell. ;-D but I must admit yes, it is indeed Griet's movie. From the things I overheard, PW was really striving for this to be a star vehicle for Scarlett and he seems to accomplish that for which he strives. Not pleased, but not surprised. Perhaps Best Supporting Actor would be the category?? Brilliant report, Caribou! Thank you so much for sharing all the details. We were there in spirit, cheering you on and wishing we could be sitting next to you at the Galaxy.

(Caribou)but I must admit yes, it is indeed Griet's movie. It was Griet's story afterall, but is no story without Vermeer. He is an enigmatic presence in the book and in the film, or so it seems. I'll take it! It sounds lovely from the *early report from the field* and I'm so very grateful!

Dame Caribou you do indeed Rock. What a great and interesting report. Can't wait to see this, even though its Griet's story. I'd tell a story too if I was painted by CF oh excuse me, Vermeer. Great job, very enjoyable, and thanks too to your husband. He's very special. Oscar. That would do it.

From Variety's report on Telluride: As far as fresh revelations were concerned, certainly nothing could match the stunning emergence of 18-year-old Scarlett Johansson as a major actress in two of the best new pictures world premiered here, Sofia Coppola's "Lost In Translation" and Peter Webber's "Girl With a Pearl Earring." Luminous, bracingly self-possessed and with either an intuitive or a very mature understanding of the less-is-more nature of screen acting, Johansson now seems poised for a major career, although the hope among her ardent new admirers here is that she won't now succumb to the big buck offers that will inevitably come her way and start making silly movies.

A rave review for the film and SJ from Variety! But not much on CF . . . By TODD MCCARTHY "Girl With A Pearl Earring" is an intelligent, visually ravishing adaptation of Tracy Chevalier's best-selling novel about the Dutch master Vermeer and the model for one of his most famous paintings. With concision and well-chosen detail, Peter Webber's exceedingly accomplished first feature beautifully evokes the world the artist inhabited 340 years ago while deftly and discreetly delineating the personal intrigue within his teeming household. With its literary pedigree, artsy period backdrop, refined Euro air and wondrous central performance by emerging star Scarlett Johansson, who is receiving concurrent raves for her work in "Lost in Translation," pic has all the ingredients to become an international specialized circuit hit. Little is known about Johannes Vermeer, who lived his entire life (1632-75) in the city of Delft, and certainly nothing of the young woman who modeled for the celebrated portrait he created in about 1665. This gave U.S.-born, British-based novelist Chevalier considerable latitude in fashioning her fictional story of a teenager whose destitute Calvinist parents place her as a maid in the home of the Catholic Vermeer, a meticulous, slow-working artist who also works as an art dealer and whose home overflows with innumerable children, an overwrought wife and a queen bee-like mother-in-law. Even before Griet (Johansson) arrives to take up her duties, one is struck by the unusual nature of the girl. Porcelain-skinned, with largish nose and lips and wide-set eyes, she seems keenly observant and self-possessed, with an intelligence and integrity that trump her illiteracy and low station. The prevailing hallmark of Johansson's superb performance, which could be considered worthy of great silent film acting, is that her Griet is always holding something in reserve, an innate intelligence and sense of mystery that eventually intrigue Vermeer and severely threaten the latter's wife. Courtesy of Ben van Os' vibrant production design, which is intersected by canals and is populated as much with livestock as it is with humanity, the thriving mercantilist Holland of the time jumps to life as Griet arrives for work. Under the thumb of fleshy housekeeper Tanneke (Joanna Scanlan) and watched with close suspicion by Vermeer's neurotic wife Catharina (Essie Davis) and the latter's stern mother Maria Thins (Judy Parfitt), Griet develops a fascination with the one room in the cramped house that is off-limits to the family in general, Vermeer's spare, light-drenched studio. While fulfilling active public and family roles, Vermeer (Colin Firth) puts his art first, often seeming remote and insisting upon privacy to work at his own deliberate pace despite domestic demands and pressure from his wealthy patron, Van Ruijven (Tom Wilkinson). Soon, however, he notices a nascent sensitivity in Griet to such matters as light, paint materials and composition, which earns her access to the privileged studio; before long, the artist shows her his new acquisition, a camera obscura, which he admits helps him with his work, and invites her to help him grind and mix his paints. In such a tight household, Griet's activities do not go unnoticed, and her position there is soon tenuous. The object of mean pranks by one of the painter's daughters, Griet is politely courted by the nearby butcher's son (the impossibly handsome Cillian Murphy, who looks like he just stepped out of a Zeffirelli film), just as she is lusted after by the boorish Van Ruijven, who makes a secret deal with Vermeer that looks to bode ill for Griet. Amidst all these swirling emotions and intrigues, a highly delicate central drama emerges: While producing a group picture for Van Ruijven, Vermeer embarks upon the secret, simultaneous project, a portrait of Griet. Posing for him in a manner that almost seems illicit, the film builds to sensual highlights that consist of a resistant Griet finally consenting to removing her white cap to reveal her resplendent hair, and Vermeer piercing her ear so she can wear the earring he insists is necessary to complete the painting. When Catharina discovers that the servant girl has been wearing her earrings and demands to see the picture, she hysterically calls it obscene and tries to rip it to shreds. Griet's fate hangs in the balance, but her capacity for survival proves resilient in a mixed-mood conclusion that is in proportion to the careful balance achieved throughout the picture. Script by Olivia Hetreed jettisons the book's first-person p.o.v., probably wisely in that the approach preserves Griet's mysteriousness, but is quite faithful in tone and spirit. A former editor and documaker, Webber maintains an admirably restrained hold on the material while still keeping the action lively and intriguing. Drama tips into too-overt melodrama on a couple of occasions, however, notably in Van Ruijven's one-dimensional lechery and Catharina's overweening jealousy. Arching over everything is the film's look, which in cinematographer Eduardo Serra's exceptionally skilled hands is that of a Vermeer painting from beginning to end. The jumbled textures and colors of the home's family quarters are set off by the austere loveliness of the artist's soft-hued studio, which was the setting of so many of his works. Hugely evocative, the studied approach of approximating the Vermeer look, with light slanting in from the side, never feels stilted or fussy, and an emotionally climactic zoom in on Griet striking her pose for the picture, earring finally in place, is breathtaking. While physically and dramatically credible, Firth is reserved as the guarded artist. Davis as his wife conveys the brittleness of a woman living permanently near the breaking point, and Parfitt has her moments as the matriarch who quietly sympathizes with her son-in-law more than with her daughter. In a film of outstanding craft contributions, noteworthy are Dien van Straalen's costumes and, particularly, Alexandre Desplat's supple, beautifully nuanced score.

(Moon)The ladies that are going to Vancouver, if you get a chance please ask Weber why he omitted it? Oh, don't be too hard on him. He said they were worried about the response to the omissions. Watch it first and see if in the end you are still disappointed. Besides, don't lose sight of the fact: Toronto is the chance to question Colin. Must keep priorities in mind! (BarbS)(Caribou-Hemingway)Then the rich, warm colors began to flow past me and haunting melody began to flow into me. LOL! Thanks for all the kind words. (BeeDee)You have had me on a Rocky Mountain High! Me too! It's not going to be a pretty sight when I finally come down. I am so thankful to be able to share and express all this. It's all in there and this is really helping to work it out of my system so I can go back to eating and sleeping. (Mari)From this day forward, you are Her Rocky Mountain Highness! :-) LOL! I've learned from WAGW that if I get my wish and we all get to attend a film fest in NM, your invitation must read: HRMH Caribou invites you....:-) After Griet, does Vermeer have the largest part? Weeeellll, that depends on what your definition of largest is.;-) Most words, no. Most time on screen, no. Most vital to the story, definitely. His performance is to critical to the story to be overlooked. Or is it pretty well divided among all the supporting characters? I shudder to lump him into the supporting category--that belongs soundly to TW. If he's not the leading man, who is? (Karen)I can't believe that you managed to ask all those questions, including the one about the screener (didn't I put a winkie next to that??? maybe not) Did you have them written on the palm of your hand? ;-D Me either!!! I would have slept a lot easier at night if you pros had been on the job. Didn't think of the palm of my hand, but everywhere else. I studied hard --this exam was a one shot deal, pass or fail!:-) They did look at me awful funny when I asked about the screener tape: "the what?"--wish I'd seen the winkie.:-) (Me)It caused the audience to gasp, literally gasp, in places. A delight from beginning to end. This could really go all the way. I can�t even begin to guess how many Oscar nominations it will receive. It�s got Oscar written all over it. (Karen)Am sniffling here. Never thought I'd live to see the day... I'm like PW, I've seen one I like I just have to get everyone else to agree with me. I really think it's on a par with TEP and SIL and that if it doesn't win it will be money or politics, not merit. (Karen)Perhaps Best Supporting Actor would be the category?? Shhh! Don't even say it. Not the buzz we are going for now. He's the leading man all the way and the best one there will be this year. (BeeDee)It was Griet's story afterall, but is no story without Vermeer. He is an enigmatic presence in the book and in the film Right! I only heard Scarlett's name when PW and crew mentioned it but I heard Colin's several times--not counting how often I mentioned it.:-) And now, alas and alack, it's off to bed, perchance to sleep, perchance to dream.

Sweet dreams, Caribou - thats all it takes. Thanks for the reports and comments. Will take a while for 'normal' life to return, and that's just for me reading your adventure.:)

Caribou - very cool that you got to see it twice, thanks so much for the detailed reports!

Caribou, what a wonderful report and so vivid! When you wrote of the cheering people on your run to the theater, I had Bridget and the old man in front of the appartment on my mind (though I'm sure you knew how to dress to the occassion ;-)) I can only second all the comments from fellow droolers. Can't wait to see this one. Thank you so much for sharing.

(Caribou), don't lose sight of the fact: Toronto is the chance to question Colin. Must keep priorities in mind! True. I have one for Colin: You have stated in an interview that you thought Scarlett J would end up becoming a director, why? (Variety), While physically and dramatically credible, Firth is reserved as the guarded artist. Why reserved? Do you agree, Caribou? Thanks, for the review, Mari. Happy days are here again! Looks like Oscar and definitely Golden Globe. Just think of all the interviews and photo shots. :-D

Thanks for the review, Mari. True, not much about Colin but a rave for the film. For Caribou: Do you remember how the opening credits ran? Colin and Scarlett's name up at the same time? One first? Before the Title???

(Karen)Perhaps Best Supporting Actor would be the category?? Those are always his best roles. Am enormously proud of him too...he doesn't hog the screen from the other actors, but supports their efforts. No wonder directors and actors admire him; he's a team player. I wouldn't ask the veggie question in Toronto either...it's PW's version of the book, as he said; why go into the 'piss and m.' mode. This is his first film and apparently hit pay dirt. Love the reviews, Mari. Am thrilled that Colin is in a quality film that is getting such reviews. Must be every actor's dream.

Sorry about missing that closing italics. It looks like I went to bed 16 lines too late. (Annette)When you wrote of the cheering people on your run to the theater, I had Bridget and the old man in front of the appartment on my mind (though I'm sure you knew how to dress to the occassion ;-)) hee hee Good luck you crazy girl! And that wasn't my only Bridget moment. I kept thinking Bridget goes to Telluride.:-) Am hard-hitting journalist on assignment ruthlessly pursuing truth, justice and the British way!:-) (Variety), While physically and dramatically credible, Firth is reserved as the guarded artist. (Moon)Why reserved? Do you agree, Caribou? I don't quite understand what Todd McCarthy means by that. Vermeer is definitely reserved, a little shy and uncertain when the painting has to actually be seen by others (so cute and endearing and portrayed with the slightest movement of face or stance as only Colin can do to perfection). But, that was Vermeer not Colin. His acting was superb, perfectly nuanced and complimentary to SJ. He begs with his eyes: Please, oh please, understand and see what I see. Tell me I'm not alone in the world.

Please, oh please, understand and see what I see. Tell me I'm not alone in the world. OK, I'm melting.

From THR about Telluride (only parts with GWAPE): Telluride fest at turning point By Chris Gardner This year, however, marked a "passing of the torch," organizers said. An unprecedented number of films were the work of first-time helmers. Of the 20 premiering works, 10 came from debut directors, a sign that the older-skewing festival may be welcoming a new generation of filmmakers and film fans. [...] Wherever its future leads, a number of fledgling filmmakers appreciated the welcome they got at Telluride 2003. "There are periods in filmmaking when people may think it's all over or that it's a dying art," said Peter Webber, director of Lions Gate Films' "Girl With a Pearl Earring," starring Scarlett Johansson and Colin Firth. "Then you realize there are new voices coming out, and it feels like that is being celebrated here and it's very nice." Webber was part of a strong presence at Telluride from indie outfit Lions Gate. The company was represented by two world premieres: Webber's "Pearl Earring" and Billy Ray's "Shattered Glass," starring Hayden Christensen and Peter Sarsgaard. It also screened Lars von Trier's "Dogville," starring Nicole Kidman, which it acquired at Cannes. [...] "We're thrilled with the receptions to our films," Lions Gates' Tom Ortenberg said. "For our world premieres, I could not have dreamed of a better reaction to those two movies."

After that Variety report, I'm sure the "must see" film at The Toronto FF will be GWAPE. It will be such a happening! If I were single I would get my little a.. of to Toronto. Hint Hint!! Repeat the mantra: Toronto, Toronto, Toronto!!!

Caribou: May I add my thanks for your vivid report on the festival and the film. I could see those Aspens twinkling in the wind! Looks like a winner for all concerned. Visually it must be something to see. This is going to be some Oscar season!

(Karen)Do you remember how the opening credits ran? Colin and Scarlett's name up at the same time? One first? Before the Title??? Ah ha! A surprise question! I didn't know this would be on the quiz. Colin's name was first and alone. They ran most if not all of the major names before the title and then it took up the entire screen as the opening movie came to a cresendo. So cool! So cool! (Evelyn)I wouldn't ask the veggie question in Toronto either...it's PW's version of the book, as he said; why go into the 'piss and m.' mode. This is his first film and apparently hit pay dirt. Peter Webber and Andy Patterson, the producer, are at the top of their game. They both seem to be young, bright, talented, capable, and handsome, too! Which a young man ought to be if at all possible.:-) They have come to America and scored! It is a great day for British cinema. They are playing to packed houses when the others were not. They have sweated over this, groaned, howled and tossed in their sleep and have given the world a new masterpiece. At the end of the day, Peter Webber was the man of the hour, hot, hot, hot! This is the time to offer congratulations and enter into the celebration. I really, really look forward to seeing them both in their tuxes receiving all the well-earned awards and remembering the day they walked down that footpath wearing blue jeans in the cool Colorado twilight and laughing together like mates.

Colin's name was first and alone. Yippee!! (though it could've been alphabetical). How about at the end or was it 'in order of appearance'? This is for extra credit.

(THR)welcoming a new generation of filmmakers and film fans. [...] (PW)"Then you realize there are new voices coming out, and it feels like that is being celebrated here and it's very nice." (Tom Ortenberg)"For our world premieres, I could not have dreamed of a better reaction to those two movies." YES! YES! YES!

Caribou, you are the best!! Thank you so much for your report. I can hardly believe you actually saw it twice. You are such a lucky girl.

"We're thrilled with the receptions to our films," Lions Gates' Tom Ortenberg said Oh so are we, so are we. I'm so thrilled for Colin, SJ and PW. How can we wait until December? I'm anticipating Colin doing a whole lot of publicity for this one. Thank you Karen and Mari for the excellent reviews. Oh this feels so good especially coming off the dismal ones we've endured this spring and summer. Again, Caribou...Thank you.

How about at the end or was it 'in order of appearance'? This is for extra credit. Something I saw said: Lions Gate Films Presents GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING A Film by Peter Webber STARRING Colin Firth Scarlett Johansson Tom Wilkinson Judy Parfitt Cillian Murphy Essie Davis I believe the end credits probably read: Vermeer.........................Colin Firth Griet....................Scarlett Johansson Van Ruijven...................Tom Wilkinson Maria Thins....................Judy Parfitt Pieter.......................Cillian Murphy Catarina........................Essie Davis Tanneke......................Joanna Scanlan Cornelia.......................Alakina Mann Griet's Father...............Chris McHallem Griet's Mother..............Gabrielle Reidy Maertge.....................Anna Popplewell You know, just off the top of my head, it I remember correctly.:-) :-) :-)

Lovely, lovely, lovely!! He did get top billing after all. To me, that really shows how much they wanted him for the film so that he precedes the main character. Here are some bits from IndieWire about Telluride: A few like George Mansour, a film buyer from Boston, have attended nearly all of the festivals -- one of only two he commits to each year. "Getting to Telluride is like getting to Russia," he quips. Even with a decent connection into Denver, the venue still requires another seven hours by car -- or a brief flight on one of the numerous puddle jumpers that gets you close to Telluride but still requires an hour shuttle ride "up the mountain." [Bravo Caribou!!] Sofia Coppola's "Lost in Translation," scheduled this year as an invitation-only, pre-festival screening for patrons, failed to live up to the "favored son" status bestowed on it by this slot....A quiet look at the many faces isolation can wear, the film ultimately failed to engage many of the Telluride viewers, who pronounced it "worth seeing, but...." Unfortunately, that was the case for several of the movies that showed initial promise. While in-line reviews of "Dogville," the new Lars Von Trier film starring Nicole Kidman, received enthusiastic praise from some festival goers, most were more tepid in their response. The film didn't score enough buzz to be slotted as a TBA on Monday, which is not a good sign. "Girl with a Pearl Earring" and "Shattered Glass" proved to be two of the more accessible films premiering over the weekend. "Girl" is an adaptation of Tracy Chevalier's much-acclaimed novel that depicts the social mores of 16th century Dutch society through the eyes of a young serving girl who works in the household of master painter, Johannes Vermeer. The film, like Vermeer's painting, is richly colored and deeply textured.

Sofia Coppola's "Lost in Translation,"..... the film ultimately failed to engage many of the Telluride viewers, who pronounced it "worth seeing, but...." Wow, I find that interesting. While in-line reviews of "Dogville," the new Lars Von Trier film starring Nicole Kidman, received enthusiastic praise from some festival goers, most were more tepid in their response. The film didn't score enough buzz to be slotted as a TBA on Monday, which is not a good sign. This doesn't surprise me at all. I do hope to see it though to judge for myself. And I second that BRAVO! to Caribou!!

(George)"Getting to Telluride is like getting to Russia," he quips. ROTFLOL! It's not quite as traumatic when you already live in Outer Slobovia instead of LA or NY. We've actually gone to other parts of CO just for the fun of it. Saturday AM, I thought it would be an hour further than a nice, pleasant drive to Durango. Bbbuuuuttt, I forgot a very important lesson in reading maps of mountainous areas--what looks like a very short distance may only be accessible to goats and llamas. By Saturday PM, I realized it would be comparable to a drive to Crested Butte which really requires a week's stay just to recover enough to face the journey home. (Lost in Translation) didn't score enough buzz to be slotted as a TBA on Monday, which is not a good sign. And GWAPE did!!!! Which is a very good sign. PW extended his stay. Probably to be there to introduce the 2:30PM showing that day which wouldn't have been a requirement. I think it shows just how much the entire team is putting into this. I feel like they are doing their best for it. And, it's a Firth film, WOO HOO!!!

Gaaah! We didn't know this...from Ananova: British star Keira Knightley is also in Venice to promote Love Actually - also being screened out of competition. How many hours is it from Rome? :-(

Caribou, your report back to us was a wonderful combination of pluck, grace, and beautiful imagery. For that thorough and vivid account, I thank you! Dame Caribou, indeed. I am excited for you, not to mention PW and ODB. It sounds like this movie may be the one.

WOW! I'm adding my thanks, praise and awe to all that have already been expressed. Well done Caribou! Well done Mr. Caribou!

Thank you, thank you Caribou!!! Have been reading about all of your adventures and I'm excited beyond belief to be seeing this film! What a trooper you are for getting to Telluride (and your sweet DH for cheering you on and then posting to let us know that you had made it there!)!! I would have commented earlier but had no computer for part of the weekend (Oh you don't know how I suffered, I knew you were going to be posting and I was a wreck knowing I couldn't 'see' what was happening to you!!!). Am now catching up on everything!!