This was too juicy not to share. From the NY Post's Page Six column: WHICH Broadway hunk lost his chance at being the next James Bond because of rumors he's gay? The movie's producers found out he was a little too close to his male assistant, and were worried about the secret getting out and weakening the Bond machismo . .

LOL! So who was on that list again?

*hint hint* Broadway hunk. "When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio, Rio de Janeiro. Oh me oh my O..." (Mari) This was too juicy not to share. When I read that I was sure you were going to post this item: New Line Cinema has picked up North American distribution rights to writer-director Mike Binder's The Upside of Anger, a dramedy about an alcoholic suburban housewife raising four headstrong daughters, with an ensemble cast headed by Kevin Costner and Joan Allen. After being abandoned by her husband, Allen's character finds her life changed when a once-great baseball star (Costner) steps in as her drinking buddy and becomes an ad-hoc member of the dysfunctional family. The film also stars Erika Christensen, Evan Rachel Wood, Keri Russell, Alicia Witt and Binder.

(Karen) *hint hint* Broadway hunk. "When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio, Rio de Janeiro. Oh me oh my O..." Gotta be Hugh Jackman?

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(Karen) *hint hint* Broadway hunk. "When my baby smiles at me, I go to Rio, Rio de Janeiro. Oh me oh my O..." Gotta be Hugh Jackman? You mean it's not Barry Manilow?

Gotta be Hugh Jackman? That was my first thought too, but what a pity. So the marriage is scam, or is his wife a dike who wanted to conceive a child? Where's Bush when you need him? ;-)

(Moon)Where's Bush when you need him? ;-) He's at my house counseling the DH to pick up his socks and come in to dinner in a timely fashion. ;-))

(Moon) So the marriage is scam, or is his wife a dike who wanted to conceive a child? I have a good friend who is gay, married, a father, and very devoted to his family. I think some people very much want a conventional life and the same things that most of us want--a home, family, children, etc. My friend is determined to have those things even though it means sublimating a part of his character. So . . . it does happen, and probably more often than we might think. As for Hugh, I still think he'd make a great Bond. He's a star.

I really don't think that HJ is gay. I suspect this is one of those nasty rumors sparked by jealousy or just a nasty soul who needs something to do. The fact that he's playing a pretty "out there" character right now could also contribute. BTW, (in case anyone's interested" Hugh's son is adopted. Yep, he'd make a pretty good Bond, but I think there may well be another X-Men movie in the (early) works.

I have never thought of HJ as gay either. I first met him some years ago before he was married and he gave no indication at all of being gay. His leisure interests were totally female.

I really don't think that HJ is gay. I suspect this is one of those nasty rumors sparked by jealousy or just a nasty soul who needs something to do. The fact that he's playing a pretty "out there" character right now could also contribute. BTW, (in case anyone's interested" Hugh's son is adopted. Yep, he'd make a pretty good Bond, but I think there may well be another X-Men movie in the (early) works.

(Moon)LOL! So who was on that list again? Do you really want to know?;-) (Karen)Mike Binder's The Upside of Anger, a dramedy about an alcoholic suburban housewife raising four headstrong daughters, with an ensemble cast headed by Kevin Costner and Joan Allen Was holding my breath until I read KC and JA. Everytime I see Mike Binder's name I get a panic attack.

(Linda), Do you really want to know?;-) LOL! Just give it Jeremy Northam. :-) (Eithne), in case anyone's interested" Hugh's son is adopted. Oh! The mystery deepens. ;-)

(Moon)So the marriage is scam, or is his wife a dike who wanted to conceive a child? Fraid Hugh is very straight and very devoted to his wife. (actually adorable story . .how they met on one of his early acting jobs straight out of drama school - a television movie - Corelli, she was an actress at the time). She is some years older than him . .and was having troubles conciveing a child when they tried naturally. .so they adopted. . . they had the mother of the child live with them some time as the pregnancy progressed, so they could bond with her as well. People like to suppose he's gay b/c of his success in musical theatre . .and they are just plain jealous of his growing career, I say . . . He'd make a good Bond . .but I think he is a bit too good looking . .now Clive Owen . .he would be a great edgy Bond, in my book

Again, my friend is also very devoted to his wife and child. Anyway, it doesn't matter one way or the other to me. I think Hugh is fantastic and was more impressed than ever after seeing him in Boy From Oz. He is an all around entertainer--can act, sing, dance, do drama, comedy, and what a dynamic personality! Charisma to burn.

(Mari)He is an all around entertainer--can act, sing, dance, do drama, comedy, and what a dynamic personality! Charisma to burn. Well said! A silly thing that it's an issue one way or another.

(Moon) So the marriage is scam, or is his wife a dike who wanted to conceive a child? I'm still pondering the second half...huh? But, no, I don't believe he's gay but he sure was never on my list for Bond.

Article about the guy who did the soundtrack for TPOTC, John Debney, who you'll recall also did Relative Values. Strange, it isn't mentioned here though: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/columns/music_reporter_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000444578

My Oscar predictions: ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE Bill Murray - LOST IN TRANSLATION ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE Tim Robbins - MYSTIC RIVER ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE Charlize Theron - MONSTER ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE Ren�e Zellweger - COLD MOUNTAIN ANIMATED FEATURE FILM finally added this category FINDING NEMO ART DIRECTION GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING CINEMATOGRAPHY MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD COSTUME DESIGN THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING DIRECTING MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD DOCUMENTARY FEATURE MY ARCHITECT DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT CHERNOBYL HEART FILM EDITING THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS MAKEUP PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL MUSIC (SCORE) THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING MUSIC (SONG) "Into the West" - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING BEST PICTURE THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING VISUAL EFFECTS THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY) AMERICAN SPLENDOR WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY) LOST IN TRANSLATION

(Moon)My Oscar predictions: ....... ART DIRECTION GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING From your keyboard to God's ear;-)) We'll talk on Monday!

Here are the IFC Spirit awards nominations. I predict it will be a battle between Lost in Translation and American Splendor plus some obvious ones such as CT for best actress. The show airs on Sat. night. Award given to the Producer) American Splendor; Producer: Ted Hope In America; Producers: Jim Sheridan, Arthur Lappin Lost in Translation; Producers: Sofia Coppola, Ross Katz Raising Victor Vargas; Producers: Alain de la Mata, Robin O'Hara, Scott Macaulay, Peter Sollett Shattered Glass; Producers: Craig Baumgarten, Tove Christensen, Gaye Hirsch, Adam Merims BEST DIRECTOR Shari Springer Berman & Robert Pulcini, American Splendor Sofia Coppola, Lost in Translation Jim Sheridan, In America Peter Sollett, Raising Victor Vargas Gus Van Sant, Elephant BEST SCREENPLAY American Splendor; Writers: Shari Springer Berman & Robert Pulcini Lost in Translation; Writer: Sofia Coppola A Mighty Wind; Writers: Christopher Guest & Eugene Levy and the cast of A Mighty Wind Pieces of April; Writer: Peter Hedges Shattered Glass; Writer: Billy Ray BEST FIRST FEATURE Bomb the System; Director: Adam Bhala Lough; Producers: Ben Rekhi, Sol Tryon House of Sand and Fog; Director: Vadim Perelman; Producers: Michael London, Vadim Perelman Monster; Director: Patty Jenkins; Producers: Mark Damon, Donald Kushner, Clark Peterson, Charlize Theron, Brad Wyman Quattro Noza; Director: Joey Curtis; Producer: Fredric King Thirteen; Director: Catherine Hardwicke; Producers: Jeffrey Levy-Hinte, Michael London JOHN CASSAVETES AWARD (Given to the best feature made for under $500,000) Anne B. Real; Director: Lisa France; Writers: Lisa France, Antonio Macia; Producers: Josselyne Herman, Luis Moro, Jeanine Rohn Better Luck Tomorrow; Director: Justin Lin; Writers: Ernesto M. Foronda, Justin Lin, Fabian Marquez; Producers: Julie Asato, Ernesto M. Foronda, Justin Lin Pieces of April; Writer/Director: Peter Hedges; Producers: Alexis Alexanian, John S. Lyons, Gary Winick The Station Agent; Writer/Director: Thomas McCarthy; Producers: Mary Jane Skalski, Robert May, Kathryn Tucker Virgin; Writer/Director: Deborah Kampmeier; Producer: Sarah Schenck BEST FIRST SCREENPLAY Blue Car; Writer: Karen Moncrieff Monster; Writer: Patty Jenkins Raising Victor Vargas; Writers: Peter Sollett and Eva Vives The Station Agent; Writer: Thomas McCarthy Thirteen; Writers: Catherine Hardwicke & Nikki Reed BEST FEMALE LEAD Agnes Bruckner, Blue Car Zooey Deschanel, All the Real Girls Samantha Morton, In America Elisabeth Moss, Virgin Charlize Theron, Monster BEST MALE LEAD Peter Dinklage, The Station Agent Paul Giamatti, American Splendor Sir Ben Kingsley, House of Sand and Fog Bill Murray, Lost in Translation Lee Pace, Soldier's Girl BEST SUPPORTING FEMALE Shohreh Aghdashloo, House of Sand and Fog Sarah Bolger, In America Patricia Clarkson, Pieces of April Hope Davis, The Secret Lives of Dentists Frances McDormand, Laurel Canyon BEST SUPPORTING MALE Judah Friedlander, American Splendor Troy Garity, Soldier's Girl Djimon Hounsou, In America Alessandro Nivola, Laurel Canyon Peter Sarsgaard, Shattered Glass BEST DEBUT PERFORMANCE Anna Kendrick, Camp Judy Marte, Raising Victor Vargas Victor Rasuk, Raising Victor Vargas Nikki Reed, Thirteen Janice Richardson, Anne B. Real BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY Elephant, Harris Savides In America, Declan Quinn Northfork, M. David Mullen Quattro Noza, Derek Cianfrance Shattered Glass, Mandy Walker BEST FOREIGN FILM City of God - (Brazil); Director: Fernando Meirelles Lilya 4-Ever - (Denmark); Director: Lukas Moodysson The Magdalene Sisters - (England/Ireland); Director: Peter Mullan The Triplets of Belleville - (France); Director: Sylvian Chomet Whale Rider - (New Zealand/Germany); Director: Niki Caro BEST DOCUMENTARY The Fog of War; Director: Errol Morris Mayor of the Sunset Strip; Director: George Hickenlooper My Architect; Director: Nathaniel Kahn OT: our town; Director: Scott Hamilton Kennedy Power Trip; Director: Paul Devlin

From Dark Horizons re The DaVinci Code 'The Rascal' was at a talk with best-selling author Dan Brown the other day who spoke out about Imagine Entertainment's planned adaptation of his already famous "The DaVinci Code" about a murder investigation which leads to uncovering of all sorts of ancient conspiracies and religious secrets: "Brown said that he was wary of selling the rights to the book. He was first courted by Harvey Weinstein, but found his meetings with him to be distasteful. [Ed note: Perceptive guy!] Eventually he agreed to sell the rights to Ron Howard. Brown indicated that Howard was deciding between Russell Crowe and Tom Hanks for the part of Robert Langdon. Tom Cruise was trying to acquire the rights but is NOT under consideration by Howard. Although Brown has a veto right over the choice of lead character, he said that he will not overrule Howard, saying: �how am I supposed to tell an academy award-winning director that he�s wrong when I don�t know anything about movies?� If Brown could choose anyone, he said he�d like to see Ralph Fiennes play Langdon, but said that he knew that Fiennes wasn�t a big enough B.O. draw to be seriously considered for the part. The budget is set at $100+ million and filming will be on location in Paris and England".

If Brown could choose anyone, he said he�d like to see Ralph Fiennes play Langdon, but said that he knew that Fiennes wasn�t a big enough B.O. draw to be seriously considered for the part. Just finished reading this...you can only imagine who I was thinking in the part of Langdon. ;-) Enjoyed the book. Had actually heard some of the MM stuff before... Interesting remark about Weinstein (will Brown ever eat lunch in that town again??). Is one allowed to say such things? ;-)

(Tress)Just finished reading this...you can only imagine who I was thinking in the part of Langdon. ;-). Me too, eh, you don't mean that tall, skinny guy with the dark curly hair who parades around in wet shirts from time to time-speaks with a posh British accent, likes to say "jobbing" a lot? If Brown could choose anyone, he said he�d like to see Ralph Fiennes play Langdon, but said that he knew that Fiennes wasn�t a big enough B.O. draw to be seriously considered for the part. Oh well that leaves out the tall, skinny guy...but where there is a RF...

(Linda) Oh well that leaves out the tall, skinny guy...but where there is a RF... or a younger Jeremy Irons. ;-)

PS- I don't think HJ is gay, either, but having seen him in TBFO in January while in NY, he seemed the victim of the referenced gossip.

"He was first courted by Harvey Weinstein, but found his meetings with him to be distasteful. [Ed note: Perceptive guy!] Eventually he agreed to sell the rights to Ron Howard." Methinks Dan Brown is reading the same book, I am;-) (Strongly recommend reading..."Down and Dirty Pictures: Miramax, Sundance and the Rise of Independent Film" by Peter Biskind) for all Miramax dirt from its inception. I recommended YKW (with a dialect coach;-)for Robert Langdon's role 6 months ago and was shot down by all:-(( Look forward to Ron Howard's direction though. OK...now I'm reading "Absolute Friends" the new John Le Carre book and once more cast YKW for the leading role of Ted Mundy"...failed writer, and expatriate son of an Army Officer used to be a spy....."[Needs no dialect coach!] But it too *screams* RF. I'm always casting Colin in Le Carre books ,but either RF or Pierce Brosnan get 'em.Loved "Tinker, Tailor...." All the respected directors love Rafe. But really, "da Vinci" is not his type of drama. As long as it isn't Harrison Ford! ....(Karen)or a younger Jeremy Irons. ;-) *snort*

(Evelyn) I recommended YKW (with a dialect coach;-)for Robert Langdon's role 6 months ago and was shot down by all:-(( I remember that! I had no opinion at the time as I had not read the book. I'll not shoot you down Evelyn! ;-) But, why would he even need a dialect coach? I say keep the posh voice. I didn't think that Langdon's being an American was neccessary to the plot. He could just as well still be a prof at Harvard and be from the UK. Hope this hasn't been posted yet. Scarlett is presenting on Sunday (and now why-oh-why woudln't they have YKW there to present with her??) Scarlett Johansson will make her first Oscar show appearance as a presenter. She currently can be seen in "Girl with a Pearl Earring" and "Lost in Translation." http://www.oscars.org/press/pressreleases/2004/04.02.25.html

(Evelyn)(Evelyn) I recommended YKW (with a dialect coach;-)for Robert Langdon's role 6 months ago and was shot down by all:-(( No way. Really? I can definitely see those skinny legs running down the halls of the Louvre. (Tress)I didn't think that Langdon's being an American was neccessary to the plot. He could just as well still be a prof at Harvard and be from the UK. Absolutely! See, now. It's all worked out. (Tress-again)Scarlett is presenting on Sunday (and now why-oh-why woudln't they have YKW there to present with her??) You mean that tall skinny guy with...just kidding. Hell, he should have been a presenter at the BAFTA's GWAPE had 10 nominations, there. But, I agree it would have been great to see him present with SJ on Sunday. (Evelyn)I'm always casting Colin in Le Carre books I've cast him as Justin Quayle in The Constant Gardner, and one of my favorites, Barley Blair in The Russia House.

(Tress) Scarlett is presenting on Sunday LOL! hope she gets the lipstick right then! Would love to see the man with the amazing digits co-present;-) Me, I'd never get as far as the (Linda) Skinny legs myself ! which is why I admire our R, but........ ;-))

(Evelyn) I'm always casting Colin in Le Carre books ,but either RF or Pierce Brosnan get 'em. I said that in 1997 (which beats your 6 months ago).

Inside the Actor's Studio on Bravo: Eastern Times: Sun, Mar 7 8:00 PM HUGH JACKMAN Sun, Mar 7 11:30 PM HUGH JACKMAN And according to the schedule, it doesn't repeat in March.

Thanks, Evelyn! But frankly, how much has he done? I don't care if he is the talk of Broadway. Colin certainly has a longer CV. I saw a brilliant film last night: The Cuckoo. It is from Lapland and done in that language, Finnish and Russian. These three characters talking to each other and not understanding a word each says whilst the action progresses. Has any one seen it?

(Moon) But frankly, how much has he done? I don't care if he is the talk of Broadway. Colin certainly has a longer CV. What has that to do with anything in view of this year's guest slate? They had Charlize and Naomi, relative newcomers, and even Jay Leno (what was that about?). It is quality vs quantity and what these actors, who have received critical acclaim can impart to the audience. There's not a whole lot on Colin's CV worth talking about to an acting school IMO.

Okay. Remind me. What's CV? (Then I can slap my head and say, "THAT's right!)

Louise- CV = Curriculum vitae A fancy word for resume, most often used by medical and/or academic professionals to list their credentials and publications. I thought actors used 'resume', no?

(lesliep)CV = Curriculum vitae A fancy word for resume, most often used by medical and/or academic professionals to list their credentials and publications. I can't even give myself a slap on the head for that one - nevah heard of the term. Thanks for the enlightenment. (Karen)There's not a whole lot on Colin's CV worth talking about to an acting school IMO. Huh? Surely, I have misunderstood what you are saying. CF's resume isn't worth talking about to an acting class? Care to expound?

(Karen)and even Jay Leno (what was that about?). It is quality vs quantity and what these actors, who have received critical acclaim can impart to the audience. I agree, the Jay Leno thing was v. strange -and IMO didn't belong on ITAS. More of an A&E Biography or Headliners and Legends or whatever that MSNBC show is called. In light of Leno's appearance then I'd have to say that suggesting that Colin should be a guest is not that far out in left field. I've e-mailed JL, ITAS, and Bravo several times concerning Colin. Always get the standard computer generated reply-- due to the volume of mail...blah, blah, blah. This last time I listed as many of his roles, BAFTA noms, Emmy nom, Royal Television Awards and noms, appearances in Oscar winning movie noms--when you put it all together it really is impressive-to me, anyway;-)And I would think that could possibly be more interesting to an acting class than Jay Leno. IMO. Of course BRAVO may have a different opinion;-)

(Moon)But frankly, how much has he done? Hugh's CV:) - http://www.jackmanslanding.com/filmography.html Re: ODB on ITAS Well, speaking as an actor . . (putting biases aside and all) . .I find Colin's career quite interesting . .the people he has worked with, the types of projects he has done, his approaches to acting (as he described in that Backstage interview) . .and just the fact that he has been a working "jobbing" (sorry to coin his phrase) actor for all these years would be enough for me to want to hear him talk to any class I was in. So many in our profession are working our tails off to get a fraction of the work he gets . . . Now, as Linda has mentioned . .he might not be worthy to televise for Bravo . .but to talk to an acting class . .I'd definitely line him up. As an aside . .a great book for anyone to read about the blue collar/working actor that I've always recommended for a good laugh: "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor" by Bruce Campbell If you don't know who Bruce is - http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0132257/ http://www.bruce-campbell.com/

(Kimberly) If you don't know who Bruce is - LOL...Ohhhh....I know who Bruce is! I don't know if I should admit that! My DH's good friend is a huuuuuuge fan (and into Troma and all that too). I promised to see Bubba Ho-Tep with 'the guys' (they did go see TIOBE with me and it was payback time). Not as bad as I thought it would be....just v. v. cheesy (definite B movie stuff).

(Leslie) A fancy word for resume, most often used by medical and/or academic professionals to list their credentials and publications. I thought actors used 'resume', no? In England, CV is the more prevalent. I remember when an old boss of mine talked about updating his CV, but he was a pompous ass. ;-) (Louise) Surely, I have misunderstood what you are saying. CF's resume isn't worth talking about to an acting class? Care to expound? Maybe my eyes are going bad, but can you point to his Oscar nominations, wins or similar? Also, if you watch the show, the people interviewed are 180 degreees away from calling themselves "jobbing" actors. Not one of them I've seen recently viewed his/her profession as a paycheck. They've all displayed tremendous commitment and passion toward his/her art.

(Karen)Maybe my eyes are going bad, but can you point to his Oscar nominations, wins or similar? Also, if you watch the show, the people interviewed are 180 degreees away from calling themselves "jobbing" actors. Not one of them I've seen recently viewed his/her profession as a paycheck. They've all displayed tremendous commitment and passion toward his/her art. I don't recall HG having any Oscar nods, nor do I recall that he has he expressed any commitment and passion for his "higher art." He has, however, periodically claimed he was going to quit acting altogether. For a TV show IMO, it is far more important that he is highly entertaining. Okay, I get your beef now, but that "jobbing" actor remark CF makes doesn't really bother me. I just consider it a self-deprecation and not one that would top directors would take seriously either. (If I had the HTML icon for "head ducking," I would insert it here;-D) I do recall an interview early on with HG who observed that the British tendency towards self-deprecation was taken at face value rather than as modesty by US interviewers and had gotten him in trouble a time or two. I really don't know what the criteria is for an invite to AS, I had been of the opinion that neither passion nor charm was the key. He/she had simply to be a respected actor with something to contribute - but Jay Leno visit kinda blows that notion outta the water:-D

(Karen) Not one of them I've seen recently viewed his/her profession as a paycheck. They've all displayed tremendous commitment and passion toward his/her art. I'm trying to figure out how Melanie Griffith got invited to the party....;-)

In England, CV is the more prevalent. Just popping in the say CV is the only word in the UK unless talking to Americans ;-)

(Louise)Okay, I get your beef now, but that "jobbing" actor remark CF makes doesn't really bother me. Bothers me. Not self-deprecating at all..in fact, it diminishes the craft. The inference being :"I do anything for $$$$" Any professional knows better. Poor PR. But as I've said before: He talks too much.

(Evelyn) But as I've said before: He talks too much. By his own admission, he is "loquacious". Best that he doesn't talk too much about his private life. Once he got started, he'd probably never stop.....then he'd have some 'splaining to do when he got home! ;-)

Karen, what about your Oscar predictions? We always have fun with those. I did mine on Friday so that I wouldn't be influenced by others. My local critic gave the supporing actress to the Iranian woman and best actor to Sean Penn. I read an AP article last week that quoted Renee as saying that she deserved the Oscar. She'll be mighty PO if it doesn't happen. Here are mine once again: ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE Bill Murray - LOST IN TRANSLATION ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE Tim Robbins - MYSTIC RIVER ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE Charlize Theron - MONSTER ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE Ren�e Zellweger - COLD MOUNTAIN ANIMATED FEATURE FILM FINDING NEMO ART DIRECTION GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING CINEMATOGRAPHY MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD COSTUME DESIGN THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING DIRECTING MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD DOCUMENTARY FEATURE MY ARCHITECT DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT CHERNOBYL HEART FILM EDITING THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS MAKEUP PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL MUSIC (SCORE) THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING MUSIC (SONG) "Into the West" - THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING BEST PICTURE THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING VISUAL EFFECTS THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY) AMERICAN SPLENDOR WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY) LOST IN TRANSLATION

Sinse you only asked Karen, I won't post mine.;-)

(Moon from Friday) Here are the IFC Spirit awards nominations. I predict it will be a battle between Lost in Translation and American Splendor Was a massacre. ;-) Loved the Independent Spirit Awards show; so entertaining. John Waters' opening bit was hysterical and the Sing Alongs were great too. I remember last year, when Jennifer Tilly's Sing Along stole the show. Best part was actually seeing Francis Ford Coppola singing along with the bouncing ball. Everyone else was too cool. The In America bunch didn't look too amused with their tribute, but Kyra Sedgwick and Zoey Deschanel doing Gilbert & Sullivan was adorable. The best had to be Erika Christensen and Michael McKean doing I Am Sixteen Going on Seventeen for LIT. what about your Oscar predictions? Don't get your knickers in a twist. Have just printed off my ballot and will mark it now. Always do it on the day of. Back in a flash.

(Karen)Loved the Independent Spirit Awards show; so entertaining. Me too. Even though I only had seen LIT and 21 Grams. Don't think I've ever seen the show before. ('cept for the clothes...you wudda died, Moon. They made Walmart couture look good.What was Naomi Watts thinking when she put that outfit on.) The Sing-a-long was a hoot.Papa Coppola , so proud of his little girl. Did you see him whistling when she won! Big night for LIT, where was SJ? Nice that the cast for 21 Grams showed up in support of the film for special award. Liked the speech by Director Alejandro Gonz�lez I��rritu. That's what I call a classy acceptance speech centered around his craft! Agree with your predictions, except I think Sean Penn will win. Though I would like to see Bill Murray.

(Evelyn) What was Naomi Watts thinking when she put that outfit on.) That was pretty hideous. Looked like a vintage child's party dress or a maternity top with those capri pants. Ugh! v. bad OK, here are my predictions and I'm sure I put much too much effort into them since there's an inverse relationship between research and accuracy. ;-) Best Picture: LOTR will (Mystic River should) Best Director: Peter Jackson will and should (for the three-year effort) Best Actor: Sean Penn should and will Best Actress: Charlize Theron should and will but there has to be an upset somewhere and it usually occurs in the supporting actor category (Please note: I said usually, not always. Anyone can find exceptions.) Best Supporting Actor: Tim Robbins should and will, but I would love to see Djimon Hounsou get it Best Supporting Actress: Shohreh Aghdashloo will upset RZ, but I'd still like to see Patricia Clarkson get it Adapted Screenplay: LOTR crowd (been nominated three times with no wins in this category), though I agree with Moon that American Splendor should've Original Screenplay: Sofia's no matter what Cinematography: Seabiscuit, though my pref would be City of God or GWAPE Documentary: Who knows Foreign Language Film: I'd pick The Barbarian Invasions but the people who vote in this category (and documentary) are rather strange and more likely to pick something terribly obscure Animated: Finding Nemo Original Score: Not a clue and not a single memorable one in the bunch. Both Horner and Shore won in the last two years, so maybe it is Thomas Newman's turn. Original Song: A Mighty Wind. Ooops! Not nominated. I guess they'll give it to the LOTR one. Art Direction: LOTR Costume Design: The Last Samurai Film Editing: City of God Makeup: Pirates of the Caribbean Sound: Master and Commander Sound Editing: Master and Commander Visual Effects: LOTR for three years running

A Mighty Wind's song "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" is nominated for best Original Song. It was written by Michael McKean (a Christopher Guest regular) and Annette O'Toole (Martha Kent of Smallville), who are also husband and wife.

And, most importantly, I want to nominate Carson Kressley to do E! Red Carpet events. He's far more entertaining than Joan and makes the effort to know what the people have done. Plus the guy can recognize a Prada dress at 50 ft and doesn't have to ask, "who are you wearing?" ;-) Which reminds me, has anyone else watched Comedy Central's takeoff on Queer Eye? It's called A Straight Plan for the Gay Man. Pretty funny, though it isn't meant to inspire lifestyle changes, i.e., the gay guy is supposed to pass for a straight one at a designated place. The first guy who worked in fashion on Seventh Avenue had to be a blue-collar worker and they tested him at a meat packing plant. They took him to shop for clothing at the Salvation Army and he was going to pass out.

A Mighty Wind's song "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" is nominated for best Original Song. Yes, I know but I didn't like it. Thought it was sappy as all get out, but fit what they were trying to do. I prefered the final song, A Mighty Wind. It was good, classic and meaningful folk music.

(Karen)I would love to see Djimon Hounsou get it Oh me too. His acceptance speech was darling. Was so appreciative. Nice when they aren't arrogant and self-centered. Karen) I want to nominate Carson Kressley to do E! Red Carpet events. Definitely. Does his homework and is v. gracious, and hilarious in a non-caricature way. But does he have to keep telling the audience/interviewee he's gay.....it doesn't make any difference. He's terrific in that job. The nail-biter IMO is Best Actor

(Evelyn), The nail-biter IMO is Best Actor Totally agree. (Karen)Loved the Independent Spirit Awards show; so entertaining. I always enjoy it! Love the sign along, John Waters... Loved Carson and other on the red carpet. They knew what and who they were talking about. Also hated Naomi's outfit. And wasn't crazy about the Prada dress Laura Linley wore, but I'm not a fan of Prada. BTW, I loved the editing in City of God, and would love to see PeterJ get best director, but I am also a huge fan of Peter Weir and he might take it over. (Mari), Sinse you only asked Karen, I won't post mine.;-) LOL! Now you get right back here and post. I was only reminding Karen. ;-D

(Evelyn)Bothers me. Not self-deprecating at all..in fact, it diminishes the craft. The inference being :"I do anything for $$$$" I always thought the "jobbing actor" inference was "I don't want to be called a 'movie star.'" Even in the "biz" the PC term for acting seems to be the "work" (as in "I love your work" "I'm just in it for the work."). Personally, when I hear actors prattling on about their "art" or their "craft" the inference is that they're a pompous a**;-D

Red Carpet comments. I think SJ looks good in the green - but the satin fabric - hmmm, not so good imo. It reflects a bit too much over body parts. Adore Nicole's Chanel, do not like Charleze's hair - better at SAGs, Samantha Morton looks great, Michael Douglas looks old. Uma looks like she found a Last Sam costume and bleached it. But tell me who would put Joan next to Tom Brooks? Obviously Tom has been bad this past year and this is his punishment. On diet now!

(Karen) I want to nominate Carson Kressley to do E! Red Carpet events., Yes, yes, yes. I really can't take Joan anymore. She isn't funny anymore, I think she's just rude. I love CK-funny and knows his stuff. (Evelyn)The nail-biter IMO is Best Actor, Yep, and I'm thinking Best Supporting Actress could really be the upset. Keeping my fingers crossed for at least one win for GWAPE. Too bad it didn't win a thing at the BAFTA's;-( Oh, Diane Keaton-I know it's her style, but please! and MGH looks like she should have delivered two months, ago. I'm outta here until tomorrow. Good luck with all the predictions.

Renee looks fantastic and has obviously not eaten since rap party for TEOR.

Just as I was signing off Renee came on, she did look lovely and much thinner, but I like her better in vivid colors or black. I think she washes out in light colors. Her dress was beautiful. OK, goodnight!

Will wait and read tomorrow...too tired for now...and too much Jack (Daniels)... I mean Sparrow... I most wanted "adapted screenplay"...sry to those who are ready to be done with JRRT...but am postively giddy. WTG Scarlett, if there was a time to pull it all together and to look drop dead gorgeous, now was the time. Renee, now I may well have to watch that damn movie. Tim Robbins...glad you won, but will still not watch that damn movie. Peter Jackson...just wish we could clean you up....and thank you for making those damn movies. Angelina Jolie...*thank you* ...so much better than the Morticia thing... And Billy Crystal is LOL wonderful. (Except Nicole, I want to be you...to cut Joan on "E"...priceless.)

(locarol) Uma looks like she found a Last Sam costume and bleached it. She looked like a frumpy St. Pauli girl....wearing a mussy dirndl....she should have been serving at an Oktoberfest! One of the worst outfits of the evening, IMO....if not the worst! Diane Keaton looked like she was ready for an 80s party. (Linda) I really can't take Joan anymore. She isn't funny anymore.... LOL...oh Linda...she was never funny! ;-) And someone should speak to her plastic surgeon. I remember years ago when she did her stand up routine and would just rip on celebs (Liz Taylor) who had too much surgery. Now she's a freakish example of what can go wrong.... (Linda) MGH looks like she should have delivered two months, ago. Twins....and Livia was pretty big with just one! Nicole looked lovely.....so many beautiful dresses. Renee looked thinner (but agree she looked washed out). Really liked the back of the dress (and can't believe I said that...it was a bit 'busy' with that huge bow, but looked wonderful, I thought). Liked the color on Scarlett, but not the all the pleats. Holly Hunter, stunning in Vera Wang. Charlize...beautiful dress, but her lips looked washed out and not a big fan of the sprayed on tan. The men...so many neck ties! LOVED it. Very sharp looking gentlemen this evening. Johnny Depp cleaned up nicely. Adrian Brody was a hoot presenting best actress.

A few comments... Hands down for worse dress of nominee or presenter: Uma Thurman. What was that? Alpine couture? I noticed our WGN was having a Red Carpet Show too. Don't know who the people were but they were very decent with their questions. Seems like the receiving line went from right to left: Joan, BBC, and then these nameless people. SJ's dresses never fit her properly. Lots of great dresses and the best ones were vintage. What does that say for today's couture? ;-) After a full week of watching the entertainment news shows segments on the jewelry, where were all those pieces? All the big colored stones and chunky necklaces that they said people were wearing. Hmmmm, looking more like commercials... Billy Crystal's opening number a la LOTR: Return of the Host was great, and the surprise bit from Something's Gotta Give was hysterical. Adrian Brody spraying breath freshner: a high point!

(Karen) SJ's dresses never fit her properly. Agree. It's as if, because she is nineteen, they don't allow for enough bust room, because she couldn't possibly need it, right? She always has a seam going at some odd angle across her chest.....or she's smashed in or 'dangling' (LA GWAPE premiere dress...not flattering IMO, she looked lopsided there). (Karen) Billy Crystal's opening number a la LOTR: Return of the Host was great, and the surprise bit from Something's Gotta Give was hysterical. Agree! So funny. Really liked the whole segment, but the "Something's Gotta Give" bit was particularly amusing...also liked the little hair toss he did when dressed as Legolas. The bit with him in the back of the car (Mystic River "Wait, this isn't the way to the Oscars!") was just wrong...but ooooooh so funny!

(Tress) She looked like a frumpy St. Pauli girl Yes! That's it. A St. Pauli girl. I liked the crystal beaded dresses worn by Charlize and Naomi. Thought Charlize looked great, a cross between Jean Harlow and Carole Lombard. While Naomi was being interviewed on the Red Carpet, Heath Ledger kept stroking her neck and ear. Oooh, very sexy.

What is it with Sofia Coppola not thanking Scarlett at the Oscars? There are only 2 stars in the movie. Does she dislike her?

(Katty) What is it with Sofia Coppola not thanking Scarlett at the Oscars? There are only 2 stars in the movie. Does she dislike her? I noticed that too, and when Bill Murray won at the GG's. Not a mention of Scarlett by either of them. Very poor manners by both of them IMO. Sofia gives the impression of being a very cold fish indeed. Her interviews on the red carpet were virtually monosyllabic. I thought the women looked stunning tonight (with a few exceptions like Uma). I particularly liked Jennifer Garner, Renee, Nicole, Diane Lane. Billy Crystal is fantastic as the AA host. He didn't miss a beat and his opening number was a delight. I also enjoyed his tribute songs to the best picture nominees. Best moments: Adrien Brodie's breath freshener, Blake Edwards' entrance All along I have thought that Sean Penn's absence from award shows was due to arrogance. But his comments tonight about being uncomfortable in a crowd of people he barely knew reminded me of Darcy - a man so paralyzed in social situations that his reserve was taken for arrogance.

Re the comments on the ages of Colin's fan at the Colin Droll thread -- I recently did a small poll on Crowe fans' demographics. Thought it was interesting that his on-line fan base seems to lean toward later middle age. What is your age (generally) Answers Votes Percent 1. Under 18 (2) 1% 2. 18 to 30 (25) 7% 3. 30 to 45 (115) 34% 4. 45 to 60 (156) 46% 5. Over 60 (43) 13% I remember years ago at the old Firth group, we did an age thing, and, if memory serves me correctly, most of us were in that same later 40-60 group.

What was up with Michael Douglas and the sun glasses? Was he a stand-in for Jack or did he have cataract surgery? (Katty)What is it with Sofia Coppola not thanking Scarlett at the Oscars? I noticed that too, Sofia did thank her at the GG's the second time she went up for the award-but that was only after SJ grabbed her on her way up to the stage to congratulate her. Maybe all was not happy on the set? Or just Sofia not able to focus in front of the camera? Loved Billy Crystal and Adrian Brody

(Linda) What was up with Michael Douglas and the sun glasses? Was he a stand-in for Jack or did he have cataract surgery? I think he was wearing the magical Jack Nicholson sunglasses Billy Crystal had from the opening number.

Probably the most predictable Oscars in years, but I'm happy with the LOTR sweep. Loved Billy Cristal. Adrian Brody is always so relaxed and cool up there. I agree that Uma and Keaton were the worst dressed. I wasn't too happy with the overall putty color gowns and washed-out lipstic colors. Charlize always looks good but remember her purple gown at the SAG awards? That worked really well with her complexion. Also looking rather washed-out were Naomi Watts and Julianne Moore. Even Nicole's lovely gown could have benefitted by a more defining color. Renee's gown was lovely and hid her weight very well, still nothing I would ever wear. And, I loved Angelina Jolie's necklace and Charlize's earrings. Catherine ZJ looked good in red but I preferred her gold gown from the SAG awards. The best dressed IMO were: Sandra Bullock, Liv Taylor(loved her hair too), Diane Lane and Jennifer Gardner in Vintage Valentino: Did anyone notice Jim Carey's elf-like ears? LOL! Nic Cage and Sir Ian had very ill fitting jackets. Jude Law looked great and I was happy to see Sean Penn in a tux instead of a tie. I wish Tim Robbins had doen the same. (Karen) SJ's dresses never fit her properly. And this dress was the best fit yet! I agree she should get a new stylist. While Naomi was being interviewed on the Red Carpet, Heath Ledger kept stroking her neck and ear. Oooh, very sexy. He was actually undoing her hairstyle! I kept thinking put that hand down. LOL!

(Sandy) Sofia gives the impression of being a very cold fish indeed. She gave me the impression of someone very nervous. She didn't talk well, and looked uncomfortable. I enjoyed watching the Oscars, loved Billy Crystal, but thought this year the show wasn't as lively as I expected. Loved the opening number, and several other bits here and there, but the musical performances bored me (maybe because I haven't seen the movies), and some of the speeches went on waaay too long. I was sad GWAPE didn't get anything. I'm happy for the LOTR people, but wished the 'smaller ones' could've shared the glory. Renee's dress: I thought she looked great on the front, but hideous at the back. And as she was standing on the stage she looked like she was about to fall over. I too thought she'd looked better in darker colours because of her blond hair and fair skin. I smiled through her speech, she was so nervous, so overwhelmed, I was very happy for her. Charlize looked great, so did Scarlett. I thought the green colour went very well with her blond hair. Lovely. And Catherina Zeta-Jones still looks like one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen on the screen, until she starts talking. That voice somehow just doesn't go with that lovely face. Jonny Depp looked so normal it surprised me, and Pierce Brosnan..., oh did he ever look dashing? Cool and handsome. I wonder if they'll ever find another Bond like him. On the Colin front, I know he wasn't there, but did I ever get a thrill to see him up on the screen twice as the nominated movies were presented? Not the real thing, but thrilling nevertheless. I wished he presented though, of all the presenters no one would've sounded as great as he. I could easily imagine his rich voice with that lovely accent resonating throughout the auditorium. Mmmmm.

(Barb)Sun: Will wait and read tomorrow...too tired for now...and too much Jack (Daniels)... I mean Sparrow... Tim Robbins...glad you won, but will still not watch that damn movie. Mom AM: LOL. Totally agree...and I haven't even had any Jack Daniels!! Hooray for Renee*doing dance of joy*!! Anybody see the GMA ? They went to all the parties. Renee holding court. Oprah getting the biggest hug of all. Gorgeous dress. Now has to drop 10 more . I want her to fit into the Chicago dress. (I know this board likes 'em chubby;) Not me. I want my movie stars to look like *stars*, not the checker at Walmart.) Catherine ZJ looks like a 20-something now that she lost her weight. Fashion police tonight on E!. Didn't see LOTR, but it was refreshing to see all those Kiwis up there. Not the usual jaded, Botoxed, Hollywood types.

(Evelyn) Not the usual jaded, Botoxed, Hollywood types. But it would've been nice if two of them (who shall remain nameless) had combed their hair and not looked like they shopped at the Salvation Army. ;-) From the weekend news at Dark Horizons: Fever Pitch: Mira Nair, PJ Hogan and Luke Greenfield are candidates to direct. Drew Barrymore is attached to star and its scheduled to begin in July.

Oscar Slips of the Tongue Mock Network Censors (Reuters) - Can I say that? The burning question of Oscar night on Sunday was how far to push network censors who had insisted on a five-second delay to avoid a repeat of the Feb. 1 Super Bowl debacle involving singer Janet Jackson's now-infamous bared breast. Uppermost in the minds of many stars walking the red carpet and taking the stage at the Kodak Theater seemed to be a perceived backlash against vulgarity and sex on TV--although most poked fun at the new standards of decency. When asked by local TV presenters how he had voted in the Oscar contests, comedian Robin Williams declined to answer, and descended into the profane when pressed. "I'm not gonna do that s---," he said, then added: "Oh sorry. I can't say that." Comedian Jack Black seemed unsure of whether he had strayed over the line of good taste while telling another interviewer of his regret that his film, "School of Rock," was not being considered for a prize. "I was very upset that we didn't get nominated for best song because it was a kick-ass song," Black said. "Can I say that?" And "Starsky & Hutch" castmates Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller wrapped up their red carpet shtick by asking a glamorous TV presenter in a low cut dress if her breasts were real. The verbal debauchery continued backstage, with two-time Oscar winner Tom Hanks describing a nominee's typical pre-show jitters thusly: "There's a lot of upchucking going on in some rooms and white pills being taken in others." During a pre-show interview, Nicole Kidman chided "Cold Mountain" castmate Renee Zellweger over a supposed slip of the tongue. "I think you just swore," Kidman told Zellweger. "Did I swear?" Zellweger said. "I did not!" "I thought she said something," a laughing Kidman told the interviewer. "I'm hearing things." Even host Billy Crystal flouted the new atmosphere of propriety by paying tribute to the incident that spurred it. "And Smeagol pops out like the right boob of Janet," Crystal sang onstage in a parody song about Best Picture nominee "The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King." Actor Jim Carrey apparently did not get the memo--he blithely told the worldwide television audience of a childhood incident in which he attacked his older sister "while she was having sex with my brother-in-law."

Oscar Slips of the Tongue Mock Network Censors (Reuters) - Can I say that? I didn't think lack of profanity diminished the Oscars;-) Billy Crystal was the only stand-out IMO Robbin Williams is on my sled to the tundras anyway. The night before on Independent Spirit Awards Nia Kardalos said she had taken some coke so she could sing the "machine-gun" sing-a-long. Funny. She wasn't cut-off.

This AP article probably contains the most info on the clothes (designers) that I've seen thus far. Hadn't a clue that Jude Law's tux was midnight blue. Oscar Red Carpet Is Nod to Old Hollywood Glamour. Glamour. More Glamour. The red carpet fashions at Sunday's Academy Awards were a throwback to Oscars past as stars wore sophisticated and classy gowns, such as Naomi Watts' stunning nude-colored Versace dress. The gown was adorned with huge teardrop-shaped crystals. "It's the Oscars and there's so much tradition, I wanted to go old-school glamour," said Watts, who wore her hair in an updo and simple, dewy makeup. Her accessories? Dainty drop earrings and boyfriend Heath Ledger, who wore a Gucci tuxedo and oversized sunglasses. Charlize Theron went with a sentimental favorite: a nude beaded Gucci gown by Tom Ford, who just showed his last collection for the label. "I've always been a huge fan of his work. I thought if he's leaving, I want to wear one more dress," Theron said. Theron's silver purse was done by a fellow South African, Lana Marks, and her drop earrings by Chopard featured 46 diamonds and were nicknamed "The Shooting Star." Many stars seemed to go for neutral colors as a way to show respect for the Oscars, said Cindi Leive, Glamour magazine's editor in chief. "It's kind of incredible how retro glam the whole thing is. ... There was nothing rock 'n' roll," Leive said. Scarlett Johannson's green Alberto Ferretti gown was "apropos for her moment in time," said Reeve Chace, author of "The Complete Book of Oscar Fashion" (Reed Press). Renee Zellweger again looked to Carolina Herrera, wearing a white strapless column gown with a draped bodice and back bow. She also wore almost $1 million worth of Cartier jewels, including a 73-carat oval and pear-shaped diamond necklace with a 35-carat diamond bracelet. "I loved the elegant and regal look of white on Renee," said Tom Julian, fashion commentator for the Web site Oscar.com. Julian also praised Susan Sarandon's black cap-sleeve, silk satin Gucci dress and Oprah Winfrey's sea foam green wrap gown by Gianfranco Ferre. But Julian said the exotic and ethnic look of Uma Thurman's white layered gown with a bolero jacket and colored sash "wasn't exactly right on." Keisha Castle-Hughes, 13-year-old star of "Whale Rider," wore a beaded whale barrette in her hair. She also gave a boost to designer Liz Mitchell from her native New Zealand in a classy, age-appropriate pink dress with Swarovski crystals in the shape of a New Zealand fern on the bodice. A sheer pink capelet was the perfect topper. "I feel like I'm floating. It's like I'm having a total out-of-body experience," said Castle-Hughes. Veteran Iranian actress Shohreh Aghdashloo wore a red lace gown with a train by Iranian designer Simin. "I did this on purpose. My heart belongs to Iran." The embroidery on the bottom of Nicole Kidman's light green satin Chanel gown took more than 400 hours to do. The top of the strapless dress was simple, with just a touch of lace at the top of the bodice, allowing a necklace of 195 carats of natural green diamonds custom designed by L'Wren Scott for Bulgari to really shine. Sandra Bullock's ivory silk faille gown was based on a design shown in a recent Oscar de la Renta fashion show. It featured bows on the pockets and two tiers of ivory feathers. "I love the feathers! It was a very easy decision," Bullock said. Julianne Moore's Versace dress was a light gray sheath with a lace spider's web embroidery with crystals and pearls. Stella McCartney designed the 1930s-inspired ice blue, silk satin dress that transformed Scottish singer Annie Lennox into a Hollywood princess. Diane Keaton showed up in an "Annie Hall"-style suit by Ralph Lauren, complete with a black bowler hat and black gloves, polka-dot tie, matching handkerchief square and white carnation. An elegant Jude Law wore a navy three-piece tuxedo from Dunhill. "I'm a fan of old-school tailoring. They told me tuxedos used to be made in midnight blue so I just went along with the tradition." Jamie Lee Curtis, who normally favors dark, subdued dresses, wore an uncharacteristically sexy Monique Lhuillier blue ombre silk chiffon strapless gown with ruching at the bust and scarf ties. "I've now broken every rule I ever set for myself." Also in blue was a pregnant Marcia Gay Harden, who said she didn't want her Badgley Mischka gown with antique beads around her waist to disguise her burgeoning belly. "I'm so proud of it," she said. Marc Jacobs frequently cites Sofia Coppola as his muse, so it was no surprise that she chose a black dress by the designer. Catherine Zeta-Jones raided the Versace archives to find the inspiration for her fiery red scoop-neck gown. A blond Julia Roberts, wearing a bronze Giorgio Armani gown with a deep V-neck and a gathered waist decorated with a jewel, said her new hair color was "just for work." Other outstanding looks were Diane Lane's white gown with silver beaded cutouts, complemented by simple-yet-elegant 6-carat diamond stud earrings from Harry Winston; Patricia Clarkson's high-neck, nude-colored beaded gown by Michael Vollbract for Bill Blass; Angelina Jolie's plunging white V-neck by Marc Bouwer; and Liv Tyler's black Givenchy Couture dress with its low back and long train. For the most part, Oscar's men went with classic tuxedos � noteworthy because stars such as Sean Penn and Johnny Depp normally shun traditional red carpet garb. This time, they showed up in Armani.

Williams, Curtis Hold Off Oscars Censor By ANTHONY BREZNICAN, AP Entertainment Writer In some of the last rehearsals leading up to Oscar night, Robin Williams stood in the wings of the Academy Awards stage trading off-color jokes and awaiting his cue. Soon he would be in front of the cameras to practice a presentation, but for the moment he was just goofing around. He took a few jabs at California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's opposition to gay marriage, while joke writer David Steinberg lobbed quips back at him from the shadow of a gargantuan Oscar statue. "Good luck getting anyone to decorate Sacramento," Williams said. "It's going to be 'early camouflage.'" Then the lights and music came up, and a still-laughing Williams strutted to center stage. "My job is to pump him up," Steinberg told a stagehand. Williams then continued to deliver an obscenity-laced rehearsal Saturday night that had the scattered Oscar workers roaring. When trophy handler Berglind "Icey" Olafsdottir walked out holding two Oscars, Williams stared at the small cross dangling in the cleavage of her low-cut bustier. "Oh! Mary Magdalene!" Williams shouted. He clutched the two Oscars to his chest like erect nipples. "Even Oscar is excited!" he declared. His routine continued, profane as ever. "The ABC censor just went, 'Eeech!'" Williams said. Well, she WAS standing just offstage. Susan Futterman cringed a little, but tried to keep up a good front as Williams came back to meet her, still cracking jokes. Was he going over possible gags for approval? "No, we were just joking around," Futterman told The Associated Press. "I've worked with Robin many times and he never does in rehearsal what he will do onstage ... That doesn't mean I don't have to worry." If it was Steinberg's job to pump up Williams, it was Futterman's responsibility to tone it down. The Oscars begin at 8:29:55 p.m. EST, and those extra five seconds are built in to give Futterman a chance to push a button that will eliminate any racy material. It's the first time the Oscars have been subject to that scrutiny � thanks to Janet Jackson's breast-baring stunt at the Super Bowl. Futterman remained on the prowl for nipples all day. "Excuse me, Miss Curtis?" Futterman said, stopping Jamie Lee Curtis backstage after a rehearsal. "I need to ask you about your gown?" Curtis listened, waiting. "It's not see-through, is it?" Futterman asked. "No, it's very elegant." "Nipples covered?" Futterman insisted. Curtis gawked at her, then called over a camera crew that was recording backstage activity for "The Oprah Winfrey Show." Curtis asked Futterman to repeat the question, then answered: "My nipples are going to be completely covered. I'm the mother of two!" "Not transparent?" Futterman asked again. "It's fabulous," Curtis said. "No, I'm going to look elegant and lovely." Futterman went on her way. "OK," Curtis said after she left. "That was scary."

(Moon)Catherine ZJ looked good in red but I preferred her gold gown from the SAG awards. That gold gown was a knockout--Ellie Saab. Gorgeous. (Karen)But it would've been nice if two of them (who shall remain nameless) had combed their hair and not looked like they shopped at the Salvation Army. ;-) You mean Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh? Terrible. Hey, even if you're not a glam Hollywood type, there's no excuse for not washing and combing your hair. There's something SNL can spoof this week.;-) Mostly everyone else looked great. After the GG debacle, Nicole redeemed herself and is firmly back on top as fashion icon. Superb. Ditto Naomi Watts. Loved Renee's dress, but prefer her in a color. Seems like she's dropped some of the BJ weight; looks perfect as is, IMO. Where can I get boobs like Susan Sarandon and Jamie Lee? Yowza! And how cute was Tim Robbins's little boy, spieling on about the environmentally friendly car they arrived in? Looks like mom, but with dad's dimples. Sweet. Kudos to Samantha Morton, my vote for most improved. Vintage lilac lace--stunning. Scarlett . . . liked the color a lot, but the fit of her stuff always seems a little off. How cute was John Travolta? He's keeping the weight off, looks great. Cheers to Billy Crystal, who did a superb job as always. The Something's Gotta Give tackeoff was hilarious. As was Adrian Brody and his breath spray--LOL! He's a sweetie.

(Evelyn)didn't think lack of profanity diminished the Oscars;-) Billy Crystal was the only stand-out IMO Stand-out? Is that because he was nude during part of the opening spot? Funny there's no mention of that;-))

Stand-out? Is that because he was nude during part of the opening spot? Funny there's no mention of that;-)) ROTF. Pitiful little bod. BC has never been offensive when I've seen him. Robbin Williams show on HBO.....whole different story. But cable doesn't count.

(Mari) Loved Renee's dress, but prefer her in a color. Seems like she's dropped some of the BJ weight; looks perfect as is, IMO. I agree. She looked neither chubby nor thin, just right. It must be hell though to play around with her weight like that. Doesn't that affect one's skin? Strech and shrink..., one might be able to do that at twenty, but over thirty it must be a risky business. Dunno why but I like Oprah with a bit more weight. Is that because thinness makes her face look drawn, or I simply saw her chubbier most of the time and I'm simply used to her like that? Hmmm. (BeeDee) Stand-out? Is that because he was nude during part of the opening spot? Funny there's no mention of that;-)) LOL BeeDee! I wondered about that myself. I guess nude is okay in front of a few million people, just don't do it at home... ;-) In a few articles about the Oscars some people fretted about Billy's 'look' in the nude. I thought it was great that he was willing to make fun of himself this way. Hilarious stuff. BTW: What's the difference between the sight of Janet J.'s breast with her nipple covered with a metal shield and Billy's entire nude body barely covered at the most 'sensitive' part with his hands? Why is one okay and the other a scandal?

...allowing a necklace of 195 carats of natural green diamonds custom designed by L'Wren Scott for Bulgari to really shine. Loved Nicole's necklace! Also loved Angelina Jolie's.... Shohreh Aghdashloo's dress was beautiful. Moon, that picture you posted of Jennifer Garner! Beautiful. Everything about it was perfect. The style, the color. She looked radiant. "Nipples covered?" Futterman insisted. ..."My nipples are going to be completely covered. I'm the mother of two!" "Not transparent?" Futterman asked again. That was scary! LOL! Did notice that Angelina was smuggling peanuts! Am I allowed to say that here or should I be put on five second delay? ;-D

Does anyone know who was the man sitting between Nicole and Renee at the Oscars last night? There was a shot of him when Renee got up to accept her award.

That was John Carrabino, Renee's manager. She mentions him in every acceptance speech. Also caught him "doing" his job on one of the post shows. He was pulling her away from some reporters to get her into the Vanity Fair party. Speaking of seat assignments, I kept my eye on Scarlett, who was sitting next to Sean Connery. They didn't look like they'd developed any sort of rapport. Of course, his wife was seated on the other side of him. Did Jude bring his mom? No Sienna so far as I could see.

(Ildi)I wondered about that myself. I guess nude is okay in front of a few million people, just don't do it at home... ; BTW: What's the difference between the sight of Janet J.'s breast with her nipple covered with a metal shield and Billy's entire nude body barely covered at the most 'sensitive' part with his hands? Why is one okay and the other a scandal? I have a sneaky suspician that it has more to do with the first being a young attractive woman with perky breast and the other was a middle-aged flabby male (I like BC but that's not the point). Perhaps there's a titillation quotient at work here, but what do I know?;-))

The embroidery on the bottom of Nicole Kidman's light green satin Chanel gown took more than 400 hours to do. Shame it was on the bottom-I never saw it. (Karen)Fever Pitch: Mira Nair, PJ Hogan and Luke Greenfield are candidates to direct. Drew Barrymore is attached to star and its scheduled to begin in July. I thought GP was doing it? (dalec)Does anyone know who was the man sitting between Nicole and Renee at the Oscars last night? Her manager, John Carrabino, I believe.

(Tress)Am I allowed to say that here or should I be put on five second delay? ;-D ROTF!! We could all agree to count to 5 before reading your posts;-))

(Ildi) What's the difference between the sight of Janet J.'s breast with her nipple covered with a metal shield and Billy's entire nude body barely covered at the most 'sensitive' part with his hands? Why is one okay and the other a scandal? Well, for one, her actual breast was shown, whereas you saw nothing but skin on the naked body used for Billy Crystal. BTW, I'd bet anything it wasn't really him. The entire segment was special effects and they just superimposed his head on the body. However, you will not get any argument from me. Remember, I'm the one who posted the Time article called "The Hypocrisy Bowl."

(Karen), Did Jude bring his mom? No Sienna so far as I could see. She went with him to the VF party. There are pics on wire site.

Thanks. Not too crazy about her brown hair, but maybe he prefers women with it. ;-) A very Greek goddess dress she's wearing, nice, complete with arm bands. Mum probably had to go to bed. (Mari) Hey, even if you're not a glam Hollywood type, there's no excuse for not washing and combing your hair. That layer of Middle Earth should've been rinsed off. ;-)

Thanks Karen. I like her better as a blond. Think brown hair for Alfie? Handsome couple;-) BTW I see that "Keen Eddie" moves to Wed on March 10th. http://www.bravotv.com/Keen_Eddie/episodes_list.html

Wire Image shows Sienna as a blond in Jan. at GG party.Spectacular cerise gown. Brown in Rome. Cute "huggie" pics too;-)

This is all IMO of course...and Karen, if this is too much, please delete. I know I have used a lot of "visuals" The Good...(missing pic that I thought was good, Jennifer Garner (but Moon already gave us a look at hers)) The BAD... The the ugly.... And these are the fashion police?! V. v. ugly outfits IMO...

LOL, Tress! When Joan introduced Melissa she said my very pretty daughter... she looks like a scarecrow. I really loved Liv Taylor's dress as well as Sandra Bullocks.

(Tress)And these are the fashion police?! V. v. ugly outfits IMO... Joan looks sorta Zsa Zsa and M looks like she's a channel on Cable I don't get:-/

Agree with your picks, Tress. Look how gorgeous Charlize, Renee, Naomi, and Nicole are. Spectacular. (And I love that they have only-first-name-needed status.;-) I have to add to your Ugly heap; this is just plain scary: