~terry
Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (01:01)
seed
Clinton Presidency - what will the history books say?
76 new of
~terry
Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (01:10)
#1
SEPARATELY, THE DRUDGE REPORT HAS LEARNED, INVESTIGATORS HAVE BECOME CONVINCED THAT THERE MAY BE A DNA
TRAIL THAT COULD CONFIRM PRESIDENT CLINTON'S SEXUAL INVOLVEMENT WITH LEWINSKY, A RELATIONSHIP THAT WAS
CAPTURED IN LEWINSKY'S OWN VOICE ON AUDIO TAPE.
TRIPP HAS SHARED WITH INVESTIGATORS A CONVERSATION WHERE LEWINSKY ALLEGEDLY CONFIDED THAT SHE KEPT A
GARMENT WITH CLINTON'S DRIED SEMEN ON IT -- A GARMENT SHE ALLEGEDLY SAID SHE WOULD NEVER WASH.
CONTROVERSY SWIRLS AROUND TAPES OF FORMER WHITE HOUSE INTERN, AS STARR MOVES IN!
**World Exclusive**
**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**
Federal investigators are now in possession of intimate taped conversations of a former White House
intern, age 23, discussing details of her alleged sexual relationship with President Clinton, the DRUDGE
REPORT has learned.
The tapes were made by a federal employee who has been granted immunity. MORE
According to sources in and out of government, Whitewater independent counsel Kenneth Starr became
involved in the situation when he received intelligence that senior administration officials may have
offered federal jobs to a young woman in an effort to prevent stories from going public -- stories
involving sexual episodes that allegedly occurred in a room off the Oval Office.
"Starr is not on the bimbo beat," one source close to the situation told the DRUDGE REPORT late Tuesday.
"He's looking at a potential for obstruction of justice charges."
A breakfast meeting that took place at The Watergate Hotel has attracted the attention of investigators.
The development has completely consumed high-level Washington, with Starr's investigators working past
midnight in recent days. Developing...
~terry
Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (02:31)
#2
So, here's the deal.
Either the gigs up for Clinton or for Starr.
Someone's gonna bite the dust on this one.
If she's copys that she had sex with Clinton or takes the Fifth,
Clinton's probably going to have to resign. If Starr made this up,
he's going to have to quit.
It's time for a showdown at the OK corral.
~KitchenManager
Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (06:05)
#3
Hmmm...
~terry
Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (12:05)
#4
It's apparent with pressing matters of war (Iraq) and peace (mideast), Starr
needs to settle this quickly. With the tapes, it should be a clearcut case.
As far as Iraq goes, a serious situation is brewing, to quote NY Times William Safire:
"In the Persian Gulf, preventive war is becoming more necessary every day. Saddam Hussein is producing
his anthrax weapon for a clear purpose: to credibly threaten us with its use. When he gains the power of
massive biological retaliation, our conventional and nuclear power becomes useless against him. If
Clinton doesn't stop him now, the next President will face a far more horrific choice. "
We may be moving toward a major turning point in American politics.
Has Al Gore's time come prematurely?
~pmnh
Sat, Jan 24, 1998 (00:40)
#5
i cannot properly describe my contempt, and my utter disgust, with kenneth starr... this tobacco mouth-piece, 'come moral arbiter of a nation... what manner of creature is this? i've been fascinated with politics for as long as i can remember (licked stamps, passed out bumper stickers for mcgovern in '72,
when i was twelve)... and politics is, and has ever been, populated with sundry
sleazy characters, little-big men occupying the fringes, and wreaking (temporary) havoc... sometimes managing- for a little while- to cause ordinarily
thinking people to abandon common sense, and sometimes even a fundamental
sense of decency (and fairplay), within the passion of a moment... but never
have i seen (or could have imagined) the spectacle of american politics
degenerated to this... the idea that we could lose our president because of
the machinations of this supercillious, sanctimonious rat bastard sort of
coursens the charm of politics for me, maybe for a long time...
anyway, that's all i wanted to say, for now...
well, i will say this- i would much sooner allign myself with a man possessing
life, and passion (like jefferson, or franklin- or jack kennedy, for that matter, and bill clinton) any day than some dried-up, cold-blooded, milque-toast, walking-withered bag of bones like richard nixon,
or ronald reagan (or ken frigging starr)...
~terry
Sat, Jan 24, 1998 (02:30)
#6
I would concur with your deprecation of Kenneth Starr.
The whole thing smacks of a cheap "sting" operation to
validate Starr's exisitence. After all, how else to
justify the *** $30 million *** spent on special
prosecution efforts over the last several years.
One thing for sure, this is either Starrs or Clintons
last gasp. And a 20something year old former White
House intern holds everyone's future in balance.
There is no doubt Starr went overboard in this sting
operation to the point of detaining the intern for 9
hours without the benefit of an attorney.
Well, it won't take much longer for all this to shake
out. We'll see what turn this takes in a very few
days, I suspect.
~Hoop
Sat, Jan 24, 1998 (03:25)
#7
It appears that President Clinton--whether the allegations are true or false--is about to undergo some tough times. Impeachment--very doubtful. Forced to resign--doubtful. Bad PR--definately. While Presidents Clinton judgement has to be questioned (for putting himself in a situation where allegations such as this could occur), this is hardly a Watergate type situation. National politics certainly are the big leagues--everyone plays hardball. No slack is ever permitted. Clintons enemies are now at
bat after hitting a home run. What will happen when President Clinton steps up to the plate is a matter of speculation.
Hoop
~pmnh
Sat, Jan 24, 1998 (19:38)
#8
ken starr
you rat bastard
what feeds your soul, when
you lie awake in the dark
at 3am?
are dead ideas enough
for you then?
do you wonder, these times
as you toss and turn
(in your rodent bed,
rodent thoughts burning
randomly through
your pointed, rodent head)
what gives you the f***ing
right- you bloodless
heartless ****less tool
of narrow pig-eyed radio fools-
to judge any real man?
(maybe your wife, the poor
starving bitch, should
unleash some judgement
on you)...
an accident made you, little
man... and venom has maintained
you (but will it sustain you-
the empty years ahead-
alone in the dark
at 3am?)...
(i feel a little better now... not
sure, however, this was quite
vitriolic enough...)
~pmnh
Wed, Jan 28, 1998 (22:16)
#9
will these nixonian bastards never go away? saw allen
keyes on "politically incorrect"... redefining (as only
one of those smug s.o.b.'s can) hypocracy, this former
nixon lapdog actually had the audacity to wax moral about
"trust" and "moral decay"... sheesh, will it ever end?
~terry
Thu, Jan 29, 1998 (00:08)
#10
Nope, it probably won't.
~Hoop
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (04:15)
#11
One thing is certain about the current "scandal". The majority of American people are not political partisans. People outside of Washington DC care much more about the Dow Jones than Paula Jones. Their is a great deal of respect given to the office of the president by the American people. Most Republicans (except for the far right & the religious right) even respect the office even though they may despise President Clinton.
I predict the calls for impeachment will dwindle to whispers. The American people, even though they may dislike the current events, want this behind them. Most believe the press is spending far too much time on this sleaze.
Hoop
~terry
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (05:28)
#12
The whole thing smacks of a "Big Lie" concocted to put Clinton on the
defensive. He has to use all his resources and energy in denial. It still
all boils down to what Monica will ultimately say, yet she's a confirmed
contradictory liar. Hillary seems happy, seems ok with all this, and, if
she's so ecstatic, everyone else should back the **** off.
The Big Lie of course being the perjury (not the sex). He may have had
some sex but so what? None of anyone's business except Hillary and she seems
to be having a good time.
Bill got what a whole lot of folks want. He got what a whole lot of folks
think about a lot (and don't get). He's the President, so his odds of
getting it are much more than most. But most folks would have got what he
got had they had the opportunity.
Most folks don't want to hear all this trash publicly, privately they're
digging it. It's the OJ syndrome in a different scenario all over again.
Sex instead of death. Both captivate the public.
And Clinton's job approval ratings continue to soar, by the time they haul
him off in cuffs he should be up around 95% at this rate.
And who knows what tomorrow will bring. It continues to move along at
lightspeed.
~pmnh
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (05:42)
#13
that's the truth...
so much convoluted, bull**** reasoning going around, it blows my mind... if i hear one more jackass equate this with watergate, i'm gonna throw up... sheesh, does anyone remember nixon's secret police (the plumbers)? the undermining of the legitimate political process (the cannuck letter, all that don sagretti crap), bribing people for their silence (the slush fund, the watergate seven, etc...), etc... etc...
and basically, what we're talking about, is driving a president from office because he allegedly told his alleged girlfriend to lie about an alleged affair...
(sheesh!)
~terry
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (05:42)
#14
A lot of folks would lie about an affair, it's not in the same league as
Nixons transgressions. Not even close.
~stacey
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (05:42)
#15
man.
this is NOT where I wanted to go...
~terry
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (05:42)
#16
Comment of the day department, from Sebastian Mendler:
The following possible scenario came out of this morning's office discussion:
Here's the scene -- Clinton is irate at Saddam's latest
chicanery, all the legal troubles, all the arguing with Congress; Hillary's
been on the road for a book tour or something, and Clinton is
in a sorry state. He begins thinking rash thoughts, looking at that
Button on his desk, getting more and more agitated. Maybe he oughta call
down some serious destruction on that creep! Yeah! That'd show him!
Never mind possible escalations, and all the rest of it -- he starts to
get himself really worked up with this idea.
Then in walks Monica. "Are you all right, Mr. President? Is there --
anything I can do to help?"
A few short minutes later, Clinton is much calmer, more level-headed,
less prone to impulsive action -- as a matter of fact, he decides to
take a little catnap in his chair while Monica cleans up, covers him with
a nearby afghan, and kisses him gently on the head before tiptoeing out
of the office.
And World War Three has been averted.
I mean, the point is, we don't **know**, maybe she's done service not
only to the President, but to the entire civilized world...
~pmnh
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (05:42)
#17
*lol*
~stacey
Fri, Jan 30, 1998 (23:41)
#18
o my...
Paul's gotten a bit too involved.
*laugh*
~KitchenManager
Wed, Feb 4, 1998 (05:53)
#19
decidedly not fair...
too many places to go with this one...
got brain lock...
~terry
Fri, Feb 13, 1998 (03:54)
#20
NACDLNewsRelease
For more information:
Jack King
Public Affairs
(202) 872-8600 ext. 228
media@nacdl.com
Prosecutorial Coercion Violates DOJ Guidelines
Family Values Imperiled When Mother
Forced to Testify Against Child:
Need for Parent-Child Privilege
Washington, DC, February 13,1998 -- "At no time before has the need
for a parent-child privilege' been so clear as when America this week saw
Marcia Lewis visibly shaken and trembling after her ordeal before the
Washington grand jury convened by Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr," Gerald
Lefcourt, President of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers
said today. NACDL is calling upon Congress to create a new testimonial
privilege to protect confidential communications between parents and
children in the interest of preserving family relationships.
Prominent New York City white-collar defense counsel Lawrence S.
Goldman is in the process of drafting the model for such a statutory
privilege on the Association's behalf.
Goldman noted: "The unseemly plight of a mother being forced to
testify about her daughter's confidential and private conversations --
especially about something so sensitive as consensual sexual activity --
cries out for protective legislation. America is not a police state. If
Congress is really concerned about family values, as it should be, it must
protect one of those most basic of values -- a child's right to seek
parental advice and guidance. Parents and children should be able to
reasonably expect that the confidentiality of their private talks will take
priority over any prosecutor's purported need to know.'"
"Doesn't privacy and decency mean anything anymore?" Goldman added,
"Just weigh the public good from a parent-child testimonial privilege
against the untold damage from lost trust arising out of compelled parental
testimony. We are fools to continue to tolerate this insidious abuse of the
judicial system in America."
Unlike the Independent Counsel, career federal prosecutors are
directed to scrupulously adhere to U.S. Department of Justice guidelines
set forth in the United States Attorneys Manual, which provide that
"[a]bsent specific justification, the Department will ordinarily avoid
seeking to compel the testimony of a witness who is a close family relative
of the defendant on trial or of the person upon whose conduct grand jury
scrutiny is focusing." "Close relative" is defined as "a spouse, parent,
child, grandparent, grandchild or sibling of the witness."
"The problem, is, this is a DOJ guideline only, and doesn't protect
citizens from maverick prosecutors who may have agendas of their own,"
Lefcourt said.
"Marcia Lewis's collapse in the grand jury room Wednesday more or
less proves that the Independent Counsel's Office seems more interested in
browbeating and badgering witnesses and their close relatives and friends
rather than seeking the truth. Unlike the Independent Counsel, most federal
prosecutors know where the line is drawn when it comes to their conduct,"
Lefcourt added.
# # #
NACDL is the preeminent organization in the United States advancing
the mission of the nation's criminal defense lawyers to ensure justice and
due process for persons accused of crime or other misconduct. A
professional bar association founded in 1958, NACDL's almost 10,000 direct
members - and 80 state and local affiliate organizations with another
28,000 members - include private criminal defense lawyers, public defenders,
law professors and judges committed to preserving fairness within America's
criminal justice system.
~terry
Thu, Feb 26, 1998 (03:59)
#21
Jack King is someone I talk to on the net fairly often.
An *inside* to zippergate! Any questions I should ask jack?
~terry
Wed, Mar 4, 1998 (15:14)
#22
Jordan's up to bat, does that mean Lewinsky's on the on deck circle?
~EmpZoltar
Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (01:19)
#23
Far as I can tell, Starr has no case. He's given Lewinsky enough time to change her story more than once, which reduces her credibility to nothing. He appears to have leaked enough details of testimony to jeapordize the impartiality of any possible jury. He's blown $30,000,000.00 and change on a 20 year old land deal in which his prime suspects _LOST_ money. His only hope now is to leak enough damaging info to smear Clinton irrevocably.
Despite the Right's protests, it _is_ about the sex. Otherwise, why would they focus on it like they do? A coworker of mine in one breath excoriates the president for his moral failings, calling him a "ho", and in the next, swears that she is only concerned about his honesty. This, from a person whose favorite president sold weapons to terrorists and used the profits to fund drug-running anticommunist terrorists in Central America, not to mention provided some aid to Saddam Hussein in his war with Iran
Her second favorite president? Rotten Dick. Makes me want to puke.
Who cares if Clinton gets a little on the side? Good for him! It's between him, Hilary and his partners. If he gets his job done (which he does) and doesn't hurt anyone, he could screw Socks for all I care. I expect my president to be human. That's all. Don't forget what the Right did to Jimmy Carter, the most Christian and honest President we've had since Lincoln. If honesty was that important to them, Carter would be on Mount Effing Rushmore!
~terry
Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (01:25)
#24
Is this the most expensive blow job in history?
~pmnh
Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (04:56)
#25
lol!!!!!!!
~pmnh
Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (05:21)
#26
(DAMN, terry...
i wasn't prepared for that)...
did you hear the moron on "politically incorrect"
other night rattling on about putting reagan on
rushmore? i mean, can you believe it?...(and what you said
re: the right's treatment of carter was dead-on, adam...
it was shameful, and hypocritical... regardless of his
shortcomings as president, he deserved far better
than he received, esp. from those bastards...
as an aside... 1980 was the first presidential election
i was able to vote in... was living in mobile, al., at
the time, and was a volunteer for ted kennedy... quite
a humbling experience, i must say... i think we got maybe
9 votes, state-wide (but 5 of 'em in our precinct... needless
to say, we were quite proud of ourselves)...
acually, i've never picked a winner (though i did campaign
for carter when i was in high school, after my guy was beaten)...
anyway, volunteered for mcgovern in '72, mo udall in '76, kennedy
in '80, gary hart (ouch!) in '84, and joe biden (double ouch!!) in
'88... of course, i finally forego the process in '92 (though my
choice would've been bob kerry) and my side (sort of) finally wins...
~EmpZoltar
Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (12:28)
#27
I think that in politics, like many other areas, we Americans are guilty of too simplistic a view. Two parties - one good, one bad. Two political systems - Communism and Democracy. Conservative and Liberal. Everything in politics is relative - I mean, how else could Andrea Dworkin and Jerry Falwell see eye to eye on pornography? Barry Goldwater and the Lambda Defense Fund?
The "winner takes all" system of vote counting has a lot to do with this. A thrid party, even if it has a plurality of the votes, can be diluted by districting so that it cannot win anything - what's wrong with this picture? There was a very interesting article in Mother Jones this month about the concept of proportional representation. There should be something about it at www.motherjones.com.
This "black and white" way of looking at things worked fine when we were all hunter/gatherers running around the savannah, but it's a lot riskier when we have weapons that can vaporize cities. I try to look at the candidates for office and base my vote on the job I think they will do, even though it seems I almost always end up voting for Democrats, primarily because I feel that party has a better recent track record in the area of human and civil rights, although if a party of intellectuals ever present
d itself, I might change my mind.
Here's an interesting proposition for debate: What might happen if the old voting tests were reinstated, but applied fairly. To be eligible to vote, one must prove enough knowledge about American history and government to be able to make an informed decision. I think we'd have a lot of naturalized citizens forming the majority of the electorate. What might that do to the political scene?
~EmpZoltar
Sun, Mar 8, 1998 (12:35)
#28
As near as I can tell, Carter made no more mistakes than most other presidents during their first terms. He was hamstrung by the Iranian hostage crisis (and I'm still not sure Reagan didn't negotiate the "October Surprise") and the recession, which was primarily the result of Johnson and Rotten Dick's escalation of Vietnam. Has Carter not been convinced by anticommunists in the State department to offer the Shah asylum, we might have avoided the whole hostage situation entirely.
Carter also committed the cardinal sin in American politics, he addressed the American people honestly and pointed out the problems he saw (that whole "Malaise" speech).
~pmnh
Mon, Mar 9, 1998 (06:58)
#29
yes, the "malaise" speech was a crucial error... compounded by
some remarkably bad p.r. emanating from a series of gaffs (the
hunting thing, where he was chased by a duck or something, the
jogging thing, where he was photographed looking terribly weak
and unpresidential)... the decision re: the shah was obviously
a terrible miscalculation... but it was compounded, if i remember
correctly, by the most terrible error of all (the ending of cia
payoffs to iranian ayotollahs, which had been keeping the shah
in power for years... carter thought the practice outrageous, an
unconscionable subversion of the will of a foreign people... for
a president, such idealism might be considered rather naive)...
more than anything, though, i must agree that carter was a victim
of a great many circumstances beyond his control (soaring energy
prices chief among them)...
however, in spite of all of these problems- in spite, even, of the
high inflation and interest rates- carter may well still have won
the election if he'd been a better politician... reagan was eminently
beatable that year, and the election was still remarkably close, con-
sidering... carter was not well-liked within his party, and was not able
to prevent the primary challenge by kennedy, which a projection of
strength (mixed with some old-fashioned political gamesmanship) would've
prevented...
and- idealism aside- all the good intentions in the world mean jack, if
you can't get elected...
~pmnh
Mon, Mar 9, 1998 (07:33)
#30
oh, re:"proposition"... have heard this idea come up time to time
(and believe me i sympathize with the frustration that drives it)...
yet... enticing as it is... it is not realistic, i think, to revoke
someone's franchise based upon (theoretically) arbitrary standards
of awareness... the basic criterion for participating in a participatory
democracy must remain a willingness to participate, along, of course,
with the inherent privileges attending the writer of the check (cannot
expect someone paying taxes to forego their voice in how the monies are
spent, no matter the estimation of their fitness to do so)...
~EmpZoltar
Mon, Mar 9, 1998 (16:52)
#31
I myself don't necessarily approve of "poll tests", I was just floating a What-if. Let's just say that the Supreme Court ruled in the mid-sixties that poll tests were constitutional, but they had to be applied equally to all citizens. How might a policy of that nature have affected American politics in the 70's-90's?
~pmnh
Tue, Mar 10, 1998 (07:00)
#32
well, first off... mississippi would've been left with
about a dozen eligible voters...
~EmpZoltar
Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (02:32)
#33
Let's leave my family out of this....
~pmnh
Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (04:26)
#34
lol!
~EmpZoltar
Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (19:36)
#35
Hmmmm. Trent Lott's statements, combined with the death of Jim McDougal and the desire of Jim Brock for some sort of redemption, indicate to me that, barring the discovery of a photograph of Clinton on the Grassy Knoll in Dallas, this farce may be winding down.
I hope so - at my job, CNN is on 24-7, and I'm sick of hearing right-wing lackeys blather about it. The disloyalty shown by George Stephanopolis (sp?) is discouraging, also. I mean, I don't expect him to lay his life down for Clinton, but he could at least say, "I don't think this is anyone's business but Bill, Hilary and Monica's." Clinton is the man responsible for almost all of the fame Stephanopolis enjoys today, and if he had any bolls at all, he would remember that before he shoots his mouth off.
I can tolerate just about anything from people, but disloyalty is just, well, tacky.
~terry
Wed, Mar 11, 1998 (19:50)
#36
Yeah, I've been thinking that about Stephanopoulos also. Just cause he's
a supposed objective tv commentator now doesn't mean he has to be a turncost.
~EmpZoltar
Thu, Mar 12, 1998 (05:34)
#37
I don't like tattletales. While objectively, I understand the need for the proper authorities to know when crimes have been committed, and recognize that narcing is a necessary evil, I don't like it. I don't know - if I saw a murder committed, I would definitely come forward, but I have a real problem with people like Linda Tripp & Ken Starr who seem to devote their lives to ferreting out the nasty secrets of anyone more successful than they are. I believe privacy is perhaps the most sacred right we ha
e as human beings, and I don't like anything that violates that, for me or anyone else.
~pmnh
Thu, Mar 12, 1998 (07:15)
#38
well-said...
~terry
Thu, Mar 12, 1998 (13:56)
#39
turncost sb turncoat
~pmnh
Thu, Mar 12, 1998 (16:25)
#40
uhhh, what?
~terry
Fri, Apr 3, 1998 (03:54)
#41
The Paul Jones case is dismissed by Judge Susan Wright in Arkansas.
Not an April Fools joke, it really happened.
~pmnh
Fri, Apr 3, 1998 (04:27)
#42
now if only ken starr can be (summarily) dismissed...
saw him (starr) few minutes ago, on the news... (ever notice
that he drools? never trust a guy with wet lips)... anyway,
pretty consistent with the conservative line i've been hearing
past 24 hours (saw dick armey, several other idiots blathering
about it last night)... brought to mind the immortal observation
of hunter thompson, few years ago-
"in a generation of swine, the one-eyed pig is king"...
~KitchenManager
Sun, May 17, 1998 (05:22)
#43
from the Spring 1998 issue of
The Red Penn
The Newsletter of the Socialsit Party of Pennsylvania
Should Clinton be Impeached?
So far President Bill Clinton has been accused of having extra-marital
affairs with Geniffer Flowers and Monica Lewinsky, and for propositioning
Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey. And there are still others he is accused
of having sex with or asking for sex. We don't know if these allegations
are true or not. Some of the members of our party believe the President
and think these women are lying, motivated by money and a right-wing
conspiracy to get the President. Others of us believe that the sheer
numbers of allegations coming out tend to lend credence to the stories
of these women. But even if they are true, should Clinton be impeached
for them, or for lying about them and asking others to lie for him? The
Paula Jones suit against the President was dismissed April 1, for failing
to prove that it was truly a case of sexual harassment. She was not
assaulted, and allegedly it was only a one time event, not a continuing
pattern of harassment. It is difficult to see how anyone has been harmed
other than Clinton's own reputation and marriage. The Constitution has
not been subverted by these alleged acts, nor has the public truly been
hurt. Even if he is lying and asking others to lie to protect his
reputation, it doesn't seem to be in the same league as the Nixon coverup
in the Watergate scandal. There are legitimate reasons to dislike Clinton -
his betrayal of gays and lesbians with the "don't ask, don't tell" policy
in the military, and his betrayal of the poor with welfare "reform," among
others. But it is doubtful that he has done anything worthy of an
impeachment.
~KitchenManager
Thu, May 28, 1998 (05:35)
#44
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday,
President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to
the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind
in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed
letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names
more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and
Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the
world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up
and say `Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some
vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the
crusade in this noble endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Movement by the State
Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities
of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130
transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will
fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the
letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of
the vowels.
"My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44,
said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is
understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my
poor, wretched family just one `E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key
letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to
a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US
shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua,
Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
~pmnh
Thu, May 28, 1998 (15:35)
#45
lol!
~KitchenManager
Sun, Jul 12, 1998 (05:17)
#46
WASHINGTON, DC--On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans
With No Abilities Act, sweeping new legislation that provides
benefits and protection for more than 135 million talentless
Americans.
The act, signed into law by President Clinton shortly after its
passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon
millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans--through no fault of their
own--do not possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful
role for themselves in society," said Clinton, a longtime ANA
supporter. "Their lives are futile hamster-wheel existences of
unrewarding, dead-end busywork: xeroxing documents written by others,
fulfilling mail-in rebates for Black & Decker toaster ovens, and
processing bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for
these millions of nonabled Americans, the American dream of working
hard and moving up through the ranks is simply not a reality."
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
important-sounding "middle man" positions will be created in the
white-collar sector for nonabled persons, providing them with an
illusory sense of purpose and ability. Mandatory,
non-performance-based raises and promotions will also be offered to
create a sense of upward mobility for even the most unremarkable,
utterly replaceable employees.
The legislation also provides corporations with incentives to
hire nonabled workers, including tax breaks for those who hire one
non-germane worker for every two talented hirees.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act also contains
tough new measures to prevent discrimination against the nonabled by
banning prospective employers from asking such job-interview
questions as, "What can you bring to this organization?" and "Do you
have any special skills that would make you an asset to this
company?"
"As a nonabled person, I frequently find myself unable to keep
up with co-workers who have something going for them," said Mary Lou
Gertz, who lost her position as an unessential filing clerk at a
Minneapolis tile wholesaler last month because of her lack of notable
skills. "This new law should really help people like me."
With the passage of the Americans With No Abilities Act, Gertz
and millions of other untalented, inessential citizens can finally see
a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Clinton: "It is our duty, both as lawmakers and as human
beings, to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his
or her lack of value to society, some sort of space to take up in
this great nation."
~terry
Sun, Aug 2, 1998 (14:25)
#47
With Clinton scheduled to testify before the Grand Jury on August 17th it would appear all this is coming to some kind of final showdown.
Starr is engaged in two processes here:
a. the criminalization of lying
b. the criminalization of sex
There is a very interesting article in the New Yorker this week about this ( I don't have it handy to cite) in which they point out that there was once a distinction about lies according to degree of importance.
Lying about having sex with someone is obviously on a different level than, say, lying about stockpiling biological weapons.
This makes it easy for Starr to set a trap for Clinton by having Lewinski's testimony first and "setting him up".
~terry
Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (11:20)
#48
from Dennis Wilen mailto://thevoidmstr@well.com
monica as if by warhol, leictenstein, etc.:
if the president bubba/starr transcripts were chat room transcripts,
they'd look like this (javascript)
this is absolutely brilliant, imho, not only in the technical sense,
but the perfect choice for the presentation, and hysterically well
written.
tell yer friends!
~KitchenManager
Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (15:38)
#49
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice of how to be blown.
~terry
Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (16:09)
#50
That feedbag simulated aol chat room has a particpant named algore2k
~a1a1a
Sun, Aug 23, 1998 (09:10)
#51
Is Monica really that ignorant? Could she be a set up to splash
Bill with mud? Does conspiracy come to mind? Are Grand Jury
proceedings not supposed to be private? Wait till the investigation
of Ken Starr's group is done. Will it take 30-40 million to find
out who leaked information from his office. Will we find out?
Probably not, sad to say. Somebody has commited a felony in this mess
and maybe they should look at the prosecutors office. Let's slap
Ken on the hand, tisk, tisk. Then let foolish politicians toss
the president to impeachment for extra marital fooling around.
Government is out again, politics runs amuck. God help the U.S. of A.
United we stand.....Divided we fall !
~terry
Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (15:01)
#52
Hey, welcome Tom! What part of the world do you hail from?
~a1a1a
Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (07:25)
#53
I hail from a little state called Texas and in a hamlet named Austin.
Every heard of them ? {If not, I have heard of it refered to as "god's"
country) Keeping with the subject of the Clinton, why are so many intent
on tearing down our president? Would not a little more positive, constructive,
productive support from the masses produce possibly better results?
I wonder why Clinton doesn't visit Austin, except for $ 1,000 plate
dinners? What ever happened to government being accessable to the "people"?
~riette
Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (10:21)
#54
Now there's one thing you can't accuse Clinton off. The man is so accessable to the people, he literally gets into their mouths, so to speak....
~terry
Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (13:05)
#55
Hey, I live in that little hamlet too, Tom. Glad you're joining us,
(hope you're joining us).
~riette
Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (13:32)
#56
You Texans seem to attract one another like a bunch of flies!! Wonder what that makes the spring....
~terry
Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (16:53)
#57
from Time online:
Here's the deal the White House would dearly love to get away with: President Clinton cops a plea of perjury, Congress censures (rather than impeaching) him in return, and the nation moves on. It's a possibility implicitly if not officially recognized by top Democrats, who finally seem to be reading from the same script again. Tom Daschle and Dick Gephardt both declared their impatience with Clinton's legal "hairsplitting" Monday; Gephardt called on Congress to use "common sense for the good of the countr
," while Daschle spoke of a "prompt, appropriate conclusion in the public interest." White House spokesman Jim Kennedy, for his part, made it clear that only a thin line of lawyers stood between the President and an admission that he committed perjury. "No legalisms," said Kennedy, "should obscure the fact that it was wrong."
~riette
Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (19:46)
#58
The Lewinsky business is yuksies, but, $hit, aren't Americans used to anything? In places like France people would react like the Yankees do with Clinton, only if the president DIDn't have affairs etc. etc.
~terry
Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (21:35)
#59
The American media and the prudish GOP Congress are *hard up* and starved for an issue. Europeans must this is a joke. He's definitely trying to redefine the definition of sex.
By the way, our new user Kristen has traveled in Switzerland and has some interesting comments about her travels there.
~KitchenManager
Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (03:24)
#60
Has she posted them anywhere?
~terry
Thu, Sep 17, 1998 (05:31)
#61
Not yet, ask her in babes! I think she's at work right now.
Man, our house a/c went out and I had to order a new thermostat tonight.
I need to ask her to call her dad, who's and energy specialist, and get a
recommendation for an a/c repair man.
I order a bi-directional X10 thermostat which is operated via remote and
reports back temperatures. And it has remote wireless sensing. Ordered
by next day air tonight.
Eventually, you can add a sensor to read the pool temperature. I expect it
will pay for itself in a few months. Luckily, for Kristen, she has her
own window unit.
~pmnh
Tue, Nov 10, 1998 (00:18)
#62
on a different note... the most gratifying occurrence to
come from this... um, whatever the hell this clinton mess
is... must surely be the oh so sudden demise of the boy
speaker from georgia (gingrich con)... he will not go
quietly, i'm sure, but at least he will go, and that
is a good thing, i suppose... does anyone else have the
feeling there's more here than meets the eye? (not to
newt-boy... to his sudden resignation, etc., i mean)...
anyway, his is among the most twisted and cynical of
careers, in a town that reinvents twistedness and cynicism
as rote... he's lee atwater (without a tumor to blame it all
on... or a sense of rhythm, for that matter)... a fat-ass
scoop of vanilla that accepts blow jobs from his best friends
wife (now there's a lady crying for help), tells his wife
he's divorcing her while she's in a cancer ward fighting for
her life, abandons his children (his ex-wife's church took
collections to assist in their care- while ol' newt was a
congressman)... etc., etc.... while lecturing the rest of
us about morality and responsibility...
the most hideous gingrich-con of all, though, is this idea of
Newt-As-Revolutionary... newt as jefferson or something (or is
that non-pc now? to mention tj in a favorable context? a subject
for another day)... this idea is patently false, and history
will bear that out whenever it burps ol' newt's name (which
won't be often)... cannot understand how the media blathers
on with this nonsense like it's incontravertable fact (were
bob taft or richard nixon or joe mccarthy revolutionaries, too?
they also were mean hypocrites that 'changed the political landscape'
by exploiting the fears/prejudices/paronoia of people that should've
known better)... beneath the hyperbole (and there are rolls of it
all about him), gingrich is an old-fashioned opportunist, and his ideas
are of the reconstituted variety... jefferson said it better (he said
everything better)... "(i am against) awing the human mind
to a distrust of it's own vision... & to repose implicitly on that
of others; to go backwards instead of forwards to look for improvement;
to believe that government, religion, morality, & every other science
were in the highest perfection in ages of the darkest ignorance, and that
nothing can ever be devised more perfect than what was established by
our forefathers." inventing new words, applying new motivations, charting
different courses for achieving the same (previously occupied) landscape
is reactive, and those adhering to it reactionaries, no matter the spin-
and that's how newt-boy will be remembered (which ain't much... such is
the sad fate of that ilk)...
anyway, good riddance, newt... (jim wright is smiling now)...
~ratthing
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (04:44)
#63
the impeachment has happened. anyone care to discuss the implications
of this? will there be a trial? a deal made? or will the president
resign? is this a case of the people punishing the president for his
crimes, or is it just republicans out to get the president for
whatever reason?
~pmnh
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (08:22)
#64
think i'm leaving the states none to soon... this
wave of hypocracy enveloping the political debate
in this country is revolting to me... politics isn't
fun anymore... it is mean, crude, corrupt-
look, i'm not a particular fan of bill clinton's...
but this just beats all... this generation of (mainly)
white (mainly) southern male political hacks
(lott, gingrich, armey, faircloth, et al) is representative
of a broad prevalent mean-spirited judgementalism among
their lookalikes/soundalikes in every walk of american
life... i deal with these bastards all the time... know
them to be what they are, reactionaries and bigots and
the lowest form of hypocrites...
it's just sickening, and it's gonna get worse
~terry
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (11:22)
#65
Did you catch the Democratic walkout? I was putting up an antenna today
and just caught a glimpse of the Democrats walking out of the House of
Reps. Since they didn't get their censure motion.
And I was heading to Radio Shack when Livingston asked Clinton to resign,
then a chorus of Democrats shouted "you resign!!!". Then he did.
The Republicans are in frenzied, disarray.
~pmnh
Tue, Feb 2, 1999 (03:21)
#66
this is from an article written by claire douglas, from this sunday's washington post....
(can anyone find trent lott or tom delay within this description?)
"...The mostly Republican Senate, meanwhile, plays the puer's opposite--the senex. This is the dried-up old man (of any age) who has often let life pass him by and who has settled for mental constructs, laws and generalities instead; he pontificates rather than feels or acts. The senex comes from a father-dominated household in which he is instilled with rigid tenets of law and duty, and he over-identifies with his father's world. Above all, he armors himself against any awareness of what he is missing. T
e senex becomes a master of projection--what he refuses to recognize in himself he decries in others. His greatest sexual arousal comes from outrage at others' sexuality, and he displays a pornographer's interest in examining what are, in his eyes, the delicious minutiae of others' sins.
Anyone who gives up his life to hard work and duty risks, at some point, the problems of the senex--the greatest of which is a rigid adherence to the letter of the law and a lack of empathy. Hatred becomes a respectable virtue; an inability to love becomes a common failing.
In this light, there is something almost familiar about the situation in Washington. Waves of senex energy have occasionally swept this country in the past. The witch hunts of Salem were fueled by it, as was former senator Joseph McCarthy's use of his office as a bully pulpit to conduct a witch hunt of his own. One man fueled by righteousness (now Kenneth Starr) can focus this energy and sweep many of this type along with him in an orgy of investigation of others' wrongdoing..."
~terry
Tue, Feb 2, 1999 (12:33)
#67
Soon it will be over and maybe the country can focus on some real issues.
~AdamLipscomb
Tue, Feb 2, 1999 (14:00)
#68
Unless Ken Starr actually has the nerve to indict Clinton. Is this guy for real? Where the hell does he get off? I mean, he's assaulted attorney-client privelege, supoenaed a bookstore for records of a private citizen's purchases, forced a mother to testify against her own daughter, and now he thinks he can indict a sitting president? I think we need to seriously reconsider the Independent Counsel Statute before we move much further as a nation. Starr in no way had the prosecutorial experience neede
to serve in the OIC, and we won't even go into his numerous conflicts of interest. Don't get me wrong - I think we need some investigative body that is not beholden to the individual they are investigating, but the law as it stands now provides no restraint for an out-of-control maniac like Starr.
~terry
Tue, Feb 2, 1999 (22:48)
#69
Well said. This guy is clearly out of control.
Like Bill Maher said, when Starr and the Republicans finally get Clinton
in the electric chair and get ready to pull the switch, Clinton's
job approval rating will finally hit 100%.
~AdamLipscomb
Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (07:12)
#70
I hate to say it, but as long as the R's are digging into Clinton's sex life, I'm all for Larry Flynt exposing their hypocrisy. The only difference between what he's doing and what LuciAnne Goldberg is doing is that she's a "literary" agent, and he's a pornography publisher.
I say that what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
I still wonder about Ken Starr - anyone hacked his internet access? Wonder what dirty sites he looks at....
~pmnh
Thu, Feb 4, 1999 (00:16)
#71
is the tobacco connection lost on the news media?
if anything smacks of conspiracy (as is constantly alluded
to, but never seriously explored), it is that thread...
bill clinton is the most serious enemy the tobacco companies
have ever encountered in the white house, and he came
into power at the most inoppertune moment imagineable
(for them... coincident with all those damning files of
evidence that began falling into researcher's laps a few
years ago)... clinton has been accused (often, rightly) of
lacking political convictions... but i think it is safe to
say that he genuinely hates the tobacco companies, feels
real passionate anger about the damage they have wrought upon
millions upon millions of human beings this century...
the original independent counsel, robert fiske, a moderate
republican of some reputation, was viewed with distrust
by the rabid element that has held the republican party captive
the past couple of decades... the appointment of starr, a
tobacco whore, came at the behest (upon none other than the
striped chief justice, william renquist) of... jesse helms
and launch faircloth... senators from north carolina... (the cradle
of tobacco whores)... along the way, after the lewinsky business
began to unfold, the tobacco connection was evident in several of
the unseemly interest conflicts (among referring/advising/manipulating
attorneys) along the way...
now, i'm not claiming there is evidence of 'conspiracy'... (nor even
that any exists, at least in any proveable sense)... however,
inferentially, one could come to this conclusion... and the evidence,
it seems to me, is just as sound here as it is for any proof of
obstruction of justice or perjury committed by clinton...
~pmnh
Mon, Feb 8, 1999 (05:13)
#72
let's see...
bob livingston, henry hyde, newt gingrich are serial adulterers...
bob barr is not only that, but a subjorner of abortion, as well...
and tom delay is a perjurer (as are william renquist and clarence
thomas)...
(reminds me of a scripture-
"woman, where are your accusers?")
~pmnh
Mon, Feb 8, 1999 (05:16)
#73
-except, of course, for the fact that this bunch doesn't
have the sense of shame to slink away, unlike the hypocrites
christ was referencing...
~KitchenManager
Fri, Feb 12, 1999 (16:55)
#74
I know, not relevant to present discussions, but...
"I believe that this country's policies should be heavily biased
in favor of nondiscrimination."
--President Bill
~sprin5
Fri, Dec 15, 2000 (22:28)
#75
This was too priceless to pass up.
The Rolling Stone printed this notice today on their website:
CORRECTION: Due to a transcription error, the words "don't ask" were printed in the latest issue as "dumbass" in our interview with President Clinton. We regret the error.
I'm not kidding, I didn't make this up. Honest.
http://entertainment.msn.com/music/features/clinton_interview.asp
~sprin5
Sat, Jan 20, 2001 (17:28)
#76
Did Clinton free Leonard Peltier?