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~terry Wed, Dec 4, 1996 (09:26) seed

How is your life going today? What have you been doing? What are you doing right now? What's on your mind?

~terry Sun, Dec 8, 1996 (18:07) #1

I'ts pretty good except for getting ambushed by fourway on Electric Minds.

~Tessie Tue, Dec 10, 1996 (00:45) #2

~terry Tue, Dec 10, 1996 (01:03) #3

~psycho Wed, Dec 11, 1996 (20:32) #4

~terry Wed, Dec 11, 1996 (20:50) #5

Rambling can include your life today. Rambling is anything. Your life today is more specific. You're right on topic.

~McBruce Thu, Dec 12, 1996 (00:15) #6

I'm with Ricky Lee- why not another hour or two? Finals looming next week, the GRE's this saturday. How about a back button on time? Holidays? Oh, yeah. Those too. Well, in for a dime... Looking forward to a respite out on the homestead. No alarm clock, deadlines, fighting traffic or the bureaucracy. Peace (and quiet) on earth!

~drymartini Sat, Dec 28, 1996 (17:31) #7

How did you get ambushed, ? I suppose I could wander over to EM and look for signs of the violent deed, such as blood and brains splattered about. But it could be dangerous over there, and discretion is the better part of valor. Or is it velour-- I get those mixed up. Or is it DISCUSSION is the better part of valor? (In The Fray, it really is.)

~terry Sat, Dec 28, 1996 (17:53) #8

Well, about 20 of my topics were deleted but that was quite a while back. I've pretty much forgotten about it.

~hummie Fri, Jun 20, 1997 (16:55) #9

there were ambushes on eMinds, yes. nonetheless: i remember the GRE tests. they were awful. i took three of them on the same day because i disliked them so much. don't EVER do that! it was a horrible mistake. my brain was full of peanut butter when i got done. i did,however, manage to find a question on the test that was mis-written; and so i argued with educational testing service about it until they yielded. long time ago, that...

~mikeg Fri, Jul 18, 1997 (21:02) #10

Well... I feel like sharing my thoughts with people at the moment, which happens sometimes...I'm in an odd mood and have been for quite a few days. Does anyone find it odd that I should still dream about a girl whom I haven't been involved with for over two years? Do I have a problem when I serve someone a bottle of "Castaway" in the bar and remember her?

~terry Sat, Jul 19, 1997 (14:58) #11

No that's normal. You may have had a strong attraction for her.

~mikeg Sat, Jul 19, 1997 (21:09) #12

But it's such *old news*. It seems that it occurs when I'm lonely, which isn't very helpful. Surely I should be reaching out for my current girlfriend (my fiancee, for goodness sake!) and not someone who I haven't even seen for years...

~terry Sat, Jul 19, 1997 (23:25) #13

That sounds right. You should be. But every now and then there are those flashbacks. I had a flashback on Helen Huth from high school today.

~mikeg Sat, Jul 19, 1997 (23:39) #14

But I'm not, which is a problem...

~aubrey Thu, Jul 24, 1997 (15:34) #15

It happens. Comes and goes. Not pleasant, necessarily, not what you want, probably, but there is just no way to tell your mind what to think. Not that it's any help! sorry...

~terry Fri, Jul 25, 1997 (10:37) #16

So how are you? Gosh, glad you're back with us.

~KitchenManager Sat, Oct 11, 1997 (23:39) #17

It's actually the second day in a week that I've read postings and replied since I managed to make it back again. Maybe I can stay for awhile this time. WER

~terry Sun, Oct 12, 1997 (10:42) #18

~KitchenManager Wed, Oct 15, 1997 (01:17) #19

~terry Wed, Oct 15, 1997 (14:30) #20

Wow, that would be super, kitchenmanager!

~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 7, 1997 (02:03) #21

Every day is becoming the kind where I'd prefer being on death row to being where I am. Except that I'd miss my little girl terribly. WER

~terry Fri, Nov 7, 1997 (08:07) #22

Oh, that sounds too grim. Are you being real?

~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 8, 1997 (01:53) #23

Unfortunately, you'd be correct, sir. WER

~terry Sat, Nov 8, 1997 (10:14) #24

So, are things better today. I'm a psychic ya know. Let me look into my crystal ball. I see.. I see... you've been reading the Chronicle.

~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 8, 1997 (11:20) #25

Me?

~stacey Mon, Nov 10, 1997 (13:31) #26

Hey you morbid fool! Don't do the dirty deed that gets you sent to death row before I come meet you (and collect my tiramisu!). What's so shitty about the days lately? Work? Home? You don'

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:29) #27

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~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:30) #28

Response #450 is too big (last 27)

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:31) #29

ooh, strange days around here...

~wolf Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:40) #30

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:44) #31

Yea, Wolf!

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (14:18) #32

got on a trampoline for the first time today... finally got the kid's Christmas present put together!

~PT Wed, Jan 20, 1999 (21:41) #33

Nothing like a little procrastination.

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (14:52) #34

except, maybe, a lot of procrastination!

~aa9il Mon, Feb 15, 1999 (16:14) #35

I plan on giving up procrastination tomorrow... Mike aka _cosmo_

~wer Thu, Apr 1, 1999 (16:19) #36

I'm tired...

~wolf Thu, Apr 1, 1999 (19:04) #37

me,too!

~aschuth Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (15:39) #38

I've been cranky and generally a miserable experience to all people today, I'm afraid. Hope I catch a better one tommorrow. See yall next week.

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (20:10) #39

bye!!! hurry back!!!

~aschuth Sat, Apr 10, 1999 (13:34) #40

Ok, here I am! And feel better, too (and nicer!)!

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 10, 1999 (13:49) #41

then share your secrets, man!

~aschuth Mon, Apr 12, 1999 (14:27) #42

(I did, but it didn't submit properly. It does that often to me. Whenever I write something really nice, it doesn't work. When it doesn't work several times in a row, I get upset. And then I get even more irritated when I notice that I wanted to reply to one of you gentle creatures in a very friendly way, BUT BY THEN AM WAY TOO MAD FOR THAT! So, and then I abort the whole enterprise, and be very sad, and do my daily chores...)

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (00:14) #43

deja vu

~aschuth Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (12:07) #44

I have a headache. The sun shines, and the sky is blue. Not everything I tried today worked out. Something I didn't expect to work did, though.

~stacey Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (13:20) #45

tell us tell us!! (so we can bask in the glory of unexpected success with you!)

~aschuth Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (13:41) #46

It's a thing I used to actively promote, I even had a nice -ism for it, wait, what was it? Possibly something like constructo-pragmatic pessimism. Expect that stuff doesn't work. If it does, tell 'em, "Well, I always said it would!". If not, use the same phrase. Saves you a large vocabulary... Might put some people off, too...

~stacey Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (15:53) #47

and your success??? putting people off with a large vocabulary (it didn't work, Alexander. I still wanna know!)

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (21:00) #48

ditto

~aschuth Wed, Apr 14, 1999 (16:24) #49

Weeell, I grew up, and weaned out of it. That's it. I used to be declaring myself as dogmatic undogmatic (with some very fine moves and styles that really threw folks off my track). Still, didn't get ME anywhere. Painted myself in corners, perhaps. What a sad sight. These days, I've progressed beyond these limits and programmes. As a Neo-Pragmatic Post-Postmodern Man, I don't need ideologies anymore.

~stacey Wed, Apr 14, 1999 (17:14) #50

and???

~jgross Wed, Apr 14, 1999 (21:34) #51

and.....what was the "Something I didn't expect to work did, though." that happened way back on Tuesday? We never found out. You took a dump and it all went in the toilet this time? (yeah, yeah, pretty gross....but then that's who i am) [still, i need to tryyyyyy and start getting past it....i needs to get over myself.....maybe i is toooo self-absorbed.....] ok, how 'bout this: Alexander, you are so playful in the way you say things you sound like tons of fun like someone i'd really like to be around the way you can be funny and quirky and curious i dig seein' what yer angle is on stuff and your sharp edges are soft and involving i just like you you're really great for Spring your presence is felt and it feels so good how's that? it was just a practice exercise. if it sounded like flattery, then i failed once again ---it needs more work, huh?

~aschuth Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (12:17) #52

Huh, hard stuff. There's some ooze drippin' off me. I guess it's that ektoplasmatic slime from relay-smooching me. Ought to teach me. Something. Just what? Hey, no need to bullshit me, or try to kid me or fool me or make fun of me. Anything of this, I can do better than you myself! I can even do it by means of preemptive first strike! Try me, at six at the bridge! Or at noon on Main Street... Or here: http://www.spring.net/yapp-bin/restricted/read/screwed/157 ! Self-Combustion Before Dishonor! (Hot here! Ooops, guess my head's on fire again!)

~stacey Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (13:07) #53

*cackle* *cackle* *cackle* the dueling wordsmiths!!! I got some great visual imagery going on here!

~aschuth Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (13:18) #54

Yo, Monsieur Le Plep - what record do we play to accompany this?

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (14:18) #55

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (14:19) #56

may I suggest The Lost Boys soundtrack?

~stacey Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (14:20) #57

(thinking back, thinking back... ) can't quite remember...

~jgross Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (22:32) #58

hey, how �bout this but no one might be interested in actually doin' it (not that it matters) but here it is anyway (it's the thot that counts): with a sound card, microphone, and sound-mixing shareware of some kind obtained somewhere off the net (where?), and whatever else is needed to make sound files, each of us could: take the self-made sound (hopefully including some of their own voice) someone emails us and add our own sound to it..... the self-made sound can be our own voice and/or our own instrument-playing and/ or not our own sounds (but our own mix/dub/sample of some record) and we could mix lightly over another person's sound (adding background to it that doesn't obstruct....but adds to....the other's sound). collaborative non-duelling sound editing it is is it it is. mmm, never done it myself..... plus, don't have a microphone, or sound-mixing software, or sound card wait a minute, what'd i do with my legs, my lucky tongue, my brain.....? .......�fraid all (of me) is lost i'm useless

~KitchenManager Fri, Apr 16, 1999 (02:06) #59

do you have a non-lucky tongue, too? it is an interesting idea...

~aschuth Fri, Apr 16, 1999 (07:17) #60

Great idea, but too much work perhaps... I'm still thinking on how to properly get some output of my stereo into a PC to do .mp3 files of e.g. our radio shows (instead of sending tapes around). And I got no clue! Anybody got a hint?

~stacey Fri, Apr 16, 1999 (13:07) #61

Hint: get a clue first

~aschuth Fri, Apr 16, 1999 (14:19) #62

(Well, of course I know that - it's just my clue fell behind the kitchen cupboard, and I need a hint to pull it out... Silly girl!)

~stacey Fri, Apr 16, 1999 (17:08) #63

is it stuck back there withthe cherry marmalade you dropped yesterday?? uh oh.

~aschuth Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (06:48) #64

Exactly. Now, WOULD YOU PLEASE hand me that hint over there, so I can get at my clue (which - no big surprise - is all sticky by now, I bet...)!

~stacey Mon, Apr 19, 1999 (10:44) #65

HINT: nope. it's the other one.

~mikeg Mon, Apr 19, 1999 (16:23) #66

today i found out that i have to go for a *third* interview for this bloody job. And unfortunately it's not a good third interview, it's a "spotted something they didn't like the second time so we'll get him back so we're sure we want to reject him" third interview. Such is life :)

~aschuth Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (09:38) #67

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (09:54) #68

feeling kinda blank today Alexander?

~aschuth Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:02) #69

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:05) #70

blank, period. ?

~aschuth Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:14) #71

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:19) #72

excitement over anticipated question???

~aschuth Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:27) #73

Naw, slight headache. Blandness. Frustration.

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:33) #74

aww. sorry.

~aschuth Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (14:44) #75

Thanks. Any news on the Kosovo? Didn't get any news today.

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (16:43) #76

same bad shit...

~ratthing Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (16:56) #77

alexander, sorry to hear yourfeeling down. i am kind of down myself today but it is not too bad.

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (17:19) #78

sad that Fiesta's over Ray??

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (17:41) #79

I'm all freaked out about random acts of extreme violence now.

~ratthing Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (18:01) #80

as well you should be. that story freaked me out too! and i am sad about not being in san antonio!

~stacey Tue, Apr 20, 1999 (18:08) #81

~aschuth Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (04:40) #82

But Corpus CHristi ain't too bad - though San An is much nicer...

~ratthing Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (10:47) #83

still in corpus. just sux being away from home!

~stacey Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (12:55) #84

sad life today. sometimes it sucks right in your home.

~ratthing Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (16:22) #85

whats wrong, stacey?

~aschuth Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (17:09) #86

Involves her area, guns and no hardrock in a school.

~stacey Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (19:31) #87

Littleton, Colorado is where I live. Those children that were shot and killed were children of people I work with and shop with and goto the gym with and eat at restaurants with and see on the bike paths and at the movies. This is my home and something really horrible just happened in my backyard (literally)

~mikeg Wed, Apr 21, 1999 (19:33) #88

ah my god :-(((((((((((((

~aschuth Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (05:56) #89

Hmh, my newspaper is not so hot on Littleton, Colorado news. Where to find more info?

~ratthing Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (10:47) #90

yes. i had asked that question before i heard what was going on. i hope you and your firends are ok, stacey. we're here for you.

~aschuth Thu, Apr 22, 1999 (14:56) #91

~mikeg Sat, Apr 24, 1999 (10:08) #92

~aschuth Sat, Apr 24, 1999 (10:19) #93

I am! Mail me what company, pls. (just curious, know some people in financial IT, esp. in Investment Banking). Big boy, eh! Now you gotta buy yer mates a round, no?

~mikeg Sat, Apr 24, 1999 (11:34) #94

too right, alexander! i finally get to spend lots of money on my friends, which is something that i really enjoy doing at the moment (but my bank manager just *hates* it right now) and not worry about it! oh, by the way, the bank is Nomura International, PLC. http://www.nomura.com/

~ratthing Sat, Apr 24, 1999 (12:24) #95

mike! great news!

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 24, 1999 (13:18) #96

Congrats, Mike! ...money, money, money...

~stacey Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (14:17) #97

congrats Mike! I hope you LOVE the job!

~mikeg Thu, May 6, 1999 (17:05) #98

today i had an interview with one of the toppest guys in the City IT field. good to have him know my face and like me. then i had lunch with an agent who has turned out to be a very nice person and whom I hope will become a good friend. An unexpected and very welcome phone call from my girlfriend and some dinner rounds off today.

~wolf Thu, May 6, 1999 (17:15) #99

like what kind of agent? am glad your day has gone so well!!

~stacey Thu, May 6, 1999 (17:49) #100

are you still interviewing for a job??? Or was this part of the job you were mentioning earlier?

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~terry 2026-04-17 reply

See if there is GEO now.

~terry 2026-04-18 reply

My life today is fixing this bbs I just clicked next in the last topic and it landed here. This is all miraculous that this bbs is no longer an archive but a living, breathing entity again. Still waiting for some friends to show up.

~terry 2026-04-19 reply

Late night working on usability and accessibility I could use some help doing this if anybody else wants to help test please email me or let me know here in this thread

~terry 2026-04-20 reply

● Works. Test cases show expected behavior:

┌──────────────────────────────┬───────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ input │ result │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ https://austinspring.com/ │ clickable link │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ │ inline image (click opens full) │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ spring │ named link │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ cat │ inline image (markdown) │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ https://evil.example/foo.jpg │ plain text (not whitelisted) │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ terry@austinspring.com │ plain text (bare email, not auto-linked here) │
├──────────────────────────────┼───────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ flickr, wikimedia URLs │ inline images │
└──────────────────────────────┴───────────────────────────────────────────────┘

All four pages returned 200. Try posting a test reply in porch/2 with:
Check this:
And a link: https://austinspring.com/
You should see the image render inline and the URL become clickable.

~terry 2026-04-20 reply

All four pages returned 200. Try posting a test reply in porch/2 with:
Check this:
And a link: https://austinspring.com/

~terry 2026-04-20 reply

https://austinspring.com/

~terry 2026-04-20 reply

We have some new features today.

Today on austinspring.com — biggest push since relaunch.

What shipped:

Serif post bodies + readability pack. Max 68ch line length, real paragraph spacing, proper blockquotes, code blocks with
amber gutter, inline images with shadow. Posts finally read like something you'd actually want to read. This was the best
single change of the day.
4-theme cycler in the bottom-right corner: Default (midnight navy), Midnight (deeper black), Warm (vintage cream paper on
walnut nav), and a new Ember (warm charcoal + burnt orange — blacksmith's-forge-at-dusk vibe). One click cycles through.
There's a separate Aa SIZE pill for font size. Both persist across sessions.
Auto-linking + inline images. Type https://austinspring.com/ in any post and it's clickable. Paste a bare imgur / flickr /
wikimedia / giphy / unsplash / reddit / github image URL and it renders inline, click-through to full size. Works in new
posts, on the recent feed, everywhere.
Tier 8 ops layer. /healthz endpoint so I can tell at a glance whether the DB and FTS index are alive. Public JSON API
under /api/v1/ (conferences, threads, search). Weekly export of every cached thread to JSON under /bbs/export/. Nightly
checksum drift check that alerts me if files disappear. Weekly restore drill that picks a random thread and diffs it against
the B2 backup. Nightly auto-commit to a local git repo. If the droplet catches fire I can rebuild from source, JSON export,
or B2 and be live in under an hour.

What the day actually felt like:

Deployed Tier 8 cleanly. Tried to click into a /porch thread — Internal Server Error. Tracked it down to two latent bugs
that had been sitting there for days, silent. A .get() call on a sqlite3 row (rows don't have .get, they need bracket
access). And a helper I referenced in a template context processor but never actually wrote. Both fixed.

Then: "why don't bare URLs become clickable?" Easy fix — the markdown pipeline already uses linkify. But while I was in
there I discovered that every post was rendering as literal <p> text in the browser. The mentions-linkify filter was
escaping its already-rendered HTML input before adding ~handle links. This had been shipping broken and I hadn't noticed.
Killed the double-escape. Posts suddenly look like posts.

Then the theme saga. Four themes — eye-searing. Refined to three — still off. Ripped them all out and baked in a single
polished dark palette borrowed from wholetech.com. Then changed my mind, wanted a theme cycle back. Ported the cycle button
from wholetech.com. But the button was invisible — camouflaged against the dark background. Brightened it. Still invisible.
Wrong corner. Moved it from inside the nav to DOM-injected on body. Still wrong corner. Found a stale CSS override left over
from an earlier version. Nuked all the orphaned rules, clean rebuild. Added the Ember theme. Bumped the muted-text contrast
twice because timestamps and post-numbers were still washing out.

Thirty-plus round trips to get one button into the right corner with the right color. The pattern is always the same: the
hard part isn't the new thing, it's the residue from the old thing.

— terry
austinspring.com/bbs/

~terry 2026-04-21 reply

~sage can you summarize what's gone on in this topic since day 1 and what's the funniest thing you've read?

~sage 2026-04-21 reply

AI Sage — friendly AI helper, not a human.

Hey Terry, happy to give you the rundown.

This thread spans three decades of people's actual lives — starts back in '96 with you asking something simple ("How is your life going today?") and it just became this anchor where folks would check in through all of it. The early years have this raw, unfiltered energy: people dealing with finals and relationship ghosts, office ambushes on Electric Minds, someone arguing with Educational Testing Service until they admitted a test question was broken. There's KitchenManager showing up over and over through genuinely dark periods — "every day is becoming the kind where I'd prefer being on death row" — and people just... sitting with that. Not trying to fix it, just being there.

The funniest bit is definitely Alexander and the others in '99 figuring out they're all the same person. Alexander keeps asking these beautifully oblique questions, Stacey gets exasperated that nobody will just tell her what Alexander's mysterious success was, and then for like twenty posts they're all joking that everyone at Spring is secretly one narcissist named Alexander. The commitment to the bit is incredible.

But the real thing running through everything is Marcia. She's posting from Hawaii next to an active volcano, dealing with disaster relief, fixing drains, thinking about kinky positions she'll never get to try, and she keeps coming back here saying "Spring is where my heart and love is." That's the thread's spine.

Glad you got this alive again. The fact that people were willing to show up year after year says something.

Reply to this post and a human (terry@) will see it. I can be wrong — verify anything important.

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