The Screwed Couch

~ratthing Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:09) seed

Welcome to the Screwed Couch!!!

~autumn Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:15) #1

I'm not sure if I want to sit down or not...

~KitchenManager Sun, Aug 16, 1998 (22:28) #2

here, sit on my lap...it's SAFE...

~autumn Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (00:05) #3

...and very cozy, too!

~KitchenManager Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (07:21) #4

*blush*

~riette Mon, Aug 17, 1998 (10:51) #5

Don't purr so loud, Autumn, you're making me shy - you know how prudish I am. Think I'll park my ar$e on the ground for a change.

~stacey Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (18:58) #6

did you mean to sit on Ray's face? or was that an accident Ree-head?

~ratthing Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (21:59) #7

oh yeah, as if i were *that* lucky....

~wolf Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (22:09) #8

so THIS is where you all are hanging out. i'll just curl up on the rug and stay outta the way!

~cfadm Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (00:59) #9

Excuse me, but would anyone have any grey poop on?

~ratthing Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (10:43) #10

but of course!

~riette Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (11:49) #11

Eugh! I'll just go sit next to Wolf - at least there's no way she'll have poop on her with all the licking she does to herself...

~autumn Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:27) #12

Do I even want to squeeze in here?

~ratthing Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:34) #13

squeeze on in! what's on yer mind? whassup? what it is? what's your position on recreational sex? what's your position during recreational sex?

~wolf Mon, Aug 24, 1998 (21:35) #14

yeah, definately staying on the rug.

~riette Tue, Aug 25, 1998 (01:02) #15

same here - let's go get some burgers. But let me do the talking, alright?

~autumn Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (11:35) #16

LOL!

~riette Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (01:40) #17

or LAL.....LOL! done with a Swiss accent: Laughing Aat Laad!

~TIM Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (21:05) #18

O K So grab your ankles and spell, "RUN", loudly 3 times.

~riette Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:16) #19

With a Swiss accent? While dancing?

~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:50) #20

It's particularily effective while dancing.

~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (05:51) #21

~riette Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (01:50) #22

I'm sure it is - but Terry has worked hard for 10 years to keep the Spring going. It would be terribly inconsiderate of me to chase everybody away after all this time.

~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (03:13) #23

I don't think it would chase everybody away. Maybe we could sell tickets. It's amazing what people would pay money to see. I really believe we could sell tickets to a traffic accident, if we could control access. Understand, I'm not comparing you to a traffic accident. opposite ends of the spectrum.

~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:13) #24

ha--ha! Me being the awful end!

~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:48) #25

Now cut that out!! You have nothing to be ashamed of.

~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:25) #26

But alot to amuse myself over!

~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (02:52) #27

Oh well amusement is where you find it, I guess.

~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (11:56) #28

Actually the ability to find things amusing will save you from a lot of stress. I had a job where nothing the management did made any sense. I let it get to me at first, then I realized that I was only hurting myself, so I started laughing at what was going on. Then I got other people to laugh also. Pretty soon everybody was laughing whenever management did something really stupid. The place eventually went bust, but the morale was good.

~TIM Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (15:48) #29

Riette, you are very good at changing the subject. The point that I was Initially trying to make here was that you are too hard on yourself. You have a lot more going for you than you allow yourself to admit.

~wolf Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (17:47) #30

yes, riette, we all love you! *hugs*

~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:57) #31

ha-ha! I'm not being hard on myself, really! I don't do it to put myself down - I just like to laugh at myself, because it keeps me happy. So it's really a big ego thing, you see...

~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (01:57) #32

Good excuse!! But that is all it is, and you know what they say about excuses.

~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (05:22) #33

In case you are wondering: Excuses are like sphincters, everybody has one and they all stink.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:00) #34

Does that mean you think I have a bad sense of humour?

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:05) #35

No Riette, not at all, I think that you have an excellent sense of humor.

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (02:07) #36

I just think that you are using your sense of humor to hide self criticism.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (07:51) #37

And how do you think, would I be able to support my head if I had to believe all the nonsense I sometimes hear about myself? Especially since I know who and what I really am.

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:22) #38

Like I said, Riette , you are too hard on yourself. You are a better person than you give yourself credit for being.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:48) #39

Oh hush!

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (01:58) #40

Why, It's the truth. You are your own worst critic, Riette.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:22) #41

Why can't you be more obedient?! �wink�

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (07:45) #42

I Don't know, Riette. I guess I'm basically a maverick at heart.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (12:54) #43

ha-ha! And if that should change, I'll never speak to you again, so there!

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (13:09) #44

That's the spirit, Riette!

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:02) #45

You want to bounce?

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (09:44) #46

Yes, Riette, I'd love to. I have always liked bouncing. Even before I knew what it could be used for.

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (11:22) #47

Take my hands - GO! So, what could it be used for, apart from this?

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (12:45) #48

Viking Handshake, Trampoline. Ok Riette, I'll take your hands, but you are going to have to tell me what to do. This is the first time I've done This.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (01:27) #49

You mean you've never ever jumped on a couch before? Okay, let's see. You take my hands, go down, and propell yourself into the air. Don't worry, I'll teach you properly when I'm over.

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:04) #50

I'll look forward to it, Riette. I haven't done it since I was a kid, and then I used a bed.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (06:48) #51

I prefer a bed too.

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:06) #52

Yeah Riette, I think that beds are a lot more fun, than couches.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:34) #53

They have more bounce in their springs.

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (01:36) #54

Yes, Riette, and it takes longer to wear one out!

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:01) #55

One wouldn't want that to happen!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:06) #56

Riette, while arriving at that particular point is not desireable, getting there is a lot of fun!

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:11) #57

Yeah! And anyway, after a few minutes' rest, you can do it all over again! Until someone dies of a heart attack!!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:14) #58

Yeah Riette! see how many beds can be worn out in one night!

~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:08) #59

ha-ha! It's going to take more than jumping though...

~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:10) #60

You read my Mind Riette, I wasn't thinking of jumping.

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:00) #61

You weren't? What were you thinking of then?

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:16) #62

Vertical Push-Ups, Riette

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:16) #63

That sounds hard!

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:16) #64

But a lot of fun, Riette.