Screwed — The Spring BBS Conference Archive

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#	Subject	Author	Responses
1	Greetings and salivations!	wer	98
2	huh?	wer	81
3	Screw Screw Screw!	riette	43
4	If you don't like it, yell at the hosts!	wer	120
5	Riette: Queen Goddess of Screwed	ratthing	72
6	What does Riette like?	ratthing	39
7	ratthing's favorite sandwich fillings	KitchenManager	29
8	riette's love panties ERRRRRRRRR patties...	ratthing	12
9	I want more!!!	KitchenManager	36
10	Terry's Tantalizing Tool!	ratthing	22
11	No screwples please!	riette	39
12	Why is there a condom flying across my screen?	riette	20
13	The Screwed Couch	ratthing	66
14	Screwed welcomes <autumn>	ratthing	40
15	Ray Lopez - most screwable scientist on the web!	riette	8
17	help terry find a new wife	ratthing	24
18	screwed's first 5-word story	ratthing	906
19	Word Association	ratthing	1999
20	alt.religion.barfing-yak	CotC	81
21	The World Will End Tomorrow	CotC	32
22	The World Will End Tomorrow	CotC	67
23	What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow?	ratthing	52
24	so what's with CotC?	ratthing	53
25	screwed welcomes (stacey)!	ratthing	72
26	Female Ejaculate	ratthing	133
27	Screwed's 27th Topic	ratthing	41
28	screwed up websites	ratthing	45
30	who is wer?	ratthing	61
32	all the reasons why ratthing is a useful piece of shit	ratthing	10
33	Flatter <riette> here	ratthing	47
34	And how were you Screwed today?	KitchenManager	13
35	Let's get you naked!!!	ratthing	6
36	the Edgy and Cool topic	ratthing	14
37	Terry's Art Language	riette	5
38	wer's head: is it safe?	ratthing	21
39	screwed welcomes isis	ratthing	14
40	celebrate screwed's 40th topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	ratthing	15
41	We're screwed because . . .	terry	17
42	Screwed Support Area for New Users	ratthing	56
43	Physical Unattractiveness: who is the ugliest muthafucka here?	ratthing	43
44	Since ratthing lost weight his _____ looks really nice.	ratthing	42
45	Shaft!	ratthing	12
46	Can you dig it?	ratthing	13
47	Right on!	ratthing	12
48	yet another topic to mock riette	ratthing	64
49	Ri�tte (note correct spelling) is a junky	riette	6
50	Bitches are Hustlers Too	ratthing	30
51	50 TOPICS!!!!!!!	ratthing	41
52	topics for the sake of topics? YES!	ratthing	8
53	the inner sanctum of wer	ratthing	68
54	which is better for sucking?	wer	14
55	whose pubic hair would you like to find in your food?	wer	84
56	cake was invented	wer	47
57	lizards & rubber bands	wer	9
58	The Screwed Spring for Dummies, 2nd Edition	wer	42
59	all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts	wer	24
60	eyes in your thighs	wer	5
61	The Moot Topic	wer	31
62	Absolute Nonsense Conversations	Afor	120
63	jihad	KitchenManager	71
64	re: head	terry	10
65	Should the Spring air the Clinton videotape in it's entireity?	terry	17
66	spank <riette> here!	ratthing	11
67	get screwed on your birthday!	KitchenManager	73
68	in the head	KitchenManager	51
69	and sixty-nined!	KitchenManager	9
70	The Fabulous Market Blob	ratthing	14
71	Screwed Eggs and Ham	KitchenManager	6
72	The Special Topic of Mistress Riette	ratthing	19
73	Stacey's Very Own Topic!!	ratthing	65
74	This topic	ratthing	25
75	terry is very obviously ___________	ratthing	14
76	Ways for mikeg and riette to pay to come to America	ratthing	50
77	is creating new topics a guy thing?	ratthing	10
78	depress ratthing!!!	ratthing	35
79	screwed dreams	ratthing	45
81	Word Disassociation	KitchenManager	1292
82	screwed welcomes toe-nail biters	KitchenManager	7
83	'Ri�tte's Receding Daggers	terry	6
84	Riettes childhood, as told by Sonja	terry	14
85	Sonja's childhood, as told by Riette	terry	21
86	how do you serve good pork butt?	ratthing	57
87	vacation destination: Swakopmund	KitchenManager	5
88	Creating Topics Must Be A Guy Thing	CotC	6
89	Dr. Atkins' New Screw Revolution	KitchenManager	19
90	Ferret-Legging vs Crisco Twister	CotC	53
91	Alert!!!	KitchenManager	50
92	The world's sweetest lummoxlets	riette	39
95	Ray Lopez: MAD CREATOR OF SCREW	riette	23
96	Riette Walton: MAD SCREWER OF CREATION	ratthing	30
97	I think i will...	ratthing	34
98	...create more topics...	ratthing	29
99	...that will help me snarf...	ratthing	6
100	SCREWED'S 100TH TOPIC!!!!!!	ratthing	5
101	the current position of screweducation	KitchenManager	29
102	your current position during screw education	ratthing	22
103	what's your favourite wekaness?	KitchenManager	41
104	Topic drift in screwed	ratthing	29
105	Word Association-Part Two	wolf	654
109	Conference Business	ratthing	14
110	Screwed Press Conference Room	ratthing	43
111	How many...	KitchenManager	28
112	Serving Respect	KitchenManager	20
113	Formula for Authenticity	KitchenManager	15
114	Compromising Positions	KitchenManager	12
115	Creative Authentic	KitchenManager	33
116	Too Screwed	KitchenManager	29
117	Fine Screwed	KitchenManager	20
118	Things you wanna watch someone eat with a knife and fork	KitchenManager	49
119	Butchering the Human corpse for consumption	KitchenManager	22
120	The Church of Euthanasia	wer	7
121	the functionality of dust	wer	56
122	The Screwed Bidet	wer	13
123	the illegitimate father/brother of all screwed topics	wer	19
124	Go ahead and enter this topic!	wer	40
125	ukuzonda	wer	19
126	the Screwed focus group	wer	19
127	more eyes in your thighs	wer	14
128	Quality Screw Developing	wer	11
129	what's the worst way you'd like to watch someone die?	wer	91
130	boils	wer	12
131	Maggots	wer	31
132	fine personal lubricants	wer	12
133	why is there hair in my nose?	wer	26
134	the worst testicular torture imaginable	wer	36
135	Why Barney is a cross-eyed, pompous, pretentious little prick.	riette	39
136	Why the teletubbies are a bunch of dumpy ar$ed, pompous little pricks.	riette	6
137	the SCREWED Orgy!	ratthing	11
138	ask the ALMIGHTY PASQUINA!	ratthing	83
139	Peaches	KitchenManager	40
140	Get questioned by the ALMIGHTY PASQUINA!	KitchenManager	44
141	TheCrispyCrunchyTenderFlakyTopic	wer	24
142	Service Entrance to the Rear	KitchenManager	2
143	Planter's Salted Testicles!	ratthing	17
144	Stapler?	wer	22
145	Holy Moly!!!	ratthing	29
147	Where's Egoboy?	KitchenManager	6
148	Mother, I Want to Go to the Mountainside and	KitchenManager	31
149	advanced masturbatory device	terry	21
150	Chief Prophet	stacey	26
151	Laughing Sky's Cloud	KitchenManager	146
152	SWAK	KitchenManager	3
153	ratthing's excuses for not creating any new topics in here recently	KitchenManager	18
154	popcorn	KitchenManager	8
155	Bolshevism and the ULC Inquisition	CotC	3
156	Alex explains The Spring	KitchenManager	46
157	The Spring explains Alexander	aschuth	28
158	Behold The Power Of Cheese	KitchenManager	26
159	STOP: DRIVE SIDEWAYS	KitchenManager	23
160	Future Use of Possibly Sensitive Data	aschuth	18
161	Monkeys and Large Breasts	ratthing	15
162	dodging work by getting screwed	KitchenManager	74
163	screwed finally welcomes (MarciaH)	wer	1066
164	screwed even more belatedly welcomes (Gi)!!!!!!!	KitchenManager	18
165	Make quoteable quotes here!	ratthing	16
166	Ask Autumn	KitchenManager	231
167	wer - the tantalizing troll	KitchenManager	27
168	troll the tantalizing wer	ratthing	14
169	<b>Screwed welcomes John Burnett</b>	MarciaH	238
170	Smile drool, you're screwed	terry	101
171	Please secure permission to use terry cloth products	terry	41
172	What the f*ck is the deal with all the pop-ups?	CotC	15
174	In HONOR of GEO-guys	MarciaH	164
175	Sports Screw-ups	MarciaH	8
176	Word Association Yet Again	terry	1179
177	(Austin) Band Name Ideas	paula	84

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