all the reasons oranges don't grow on breasts
Topic 59 · 15 responses · archived october 2000
~wer
Sat, Sep 12, 1998 (13:08)
seed
pondered this one for years...
~KitchenManager
Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (07:37)
#1
maybe they do, and the unknowing just have them removed
~autumn
Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (21:44)
#2
they make nursing too difficult
~riette
Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (09:47)
#3
Yes, 'cos you'd have to peel them first, wouldn't you?
~wolf
Tue, Sep 15, 1998 (19:14)
#4
ok, who comes up with these things anyway?
~riette
Wed, Sep 16, 1998 (01:02)
#5
Some very sick minds!
~CotC
Mon, Nov 2, 1998 (11:14)
#6
Aren't we being just a little pretentious here? I doubt if even *WE* can come up with _all_ the reasons. Although at my house it was probably because we planted tangelos...
~riette
Tue, Nov 3, 1998 (01:15)
#7
What? You have a titty-plantation? Lucky man!
~KitchenManager
Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (00:20)
#8
I think that you are the first person ever to accuse
Sharon of being a titty-plantation, Ree...
~riette
Wed, Nov 4, 1998 (03:43)
#9
No, I'm not accusing her of that any more than I would accuse myself! But he mentioned those things started with 't' - what else could he possibly be talking about?
~MarciaH
Thu, Feb 7, 2036 (03:11)
#10
The creative minds on the Spring come down here to let the real stuff out of their minds, I guess, so they can pretend to be on topic elsewhere, whereas I am down here to ask what happens to the seeds and skins once the oranges have been squeezed - and we *know* they will be considering the sorts of activities they get into...and the out-of-body assistance available.
~KitchenManager
Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (19:32)
#11
probably saved to add to the stock on a rainy day...
~MarciaH
Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (19:44)
#12
(Trying to picture this...) That is as good a reason as anything I can come up with...Perhaps they are a near cousin of the Navel Orange, in which case they would be seedless...
~MarciaH
Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (19:51)
#13
...but they are too difficult to grow on breasts...we'd have twigs up our noses and in the winter we'd have leaves around our feet. No, the whole deal is too embarrassing to contemplate (but, that does not mean I won't!)
~KitchenManager
Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (22:17)
#14
contemplate,
or start an orchard?
~MarciaH
Sat, Jul 31, 1999 (22:31)
#15
contemplate...I already have enough fruit growing hereabouts...