Female Ejaculate

You mean weeing?

nope

girl cum

Really? Perhaps I could get CHRIS pregnant next time.

lemme know hoe that works... sounds interesting!

Yah know, with that extra womb I plan to attach to his stomach - he'll think he's just beginning to get a old guy's belly, and then one day: POP goes the baby!!! I'll have my little boy, and the whole world will be cool!

From: BraceRunr@aol.com Reply-to: thegspotlist@incontinet.com To: thegspotlist@incontinet.com The ureter is not a single-use/single-function organ. It is merely a sluiceway. A conduit. Paraurethrals do exist and can be dissected in autopsy lab. Male and female develop from the same "bud embryo", secondarily differentiating. I discern a completely different, nectar-like substance in my ejaculate. I have very strong pubococcygeal complex as marathon runner and sprinter and have been able to have very forceful and copious ejaculations for many years. I am sorry for Madman and believe that he needs to be pointed in the right direction by someone who knows. Either that or take a trip to Uganda where the tribeswomen train their daughters to be "marriageworthy" by teaching them to shoot across the room and hit the wall -- with ejaculate in a spontaneous burst, not with a steady stream of urine. The tribespeople have been practicing this for thousands of years, Madman. There really is nothing new under the sun...lol I really enjoy the postings, especially Celine's sensitive nature...Sherryl

see also Dr. Gary Schubach's Bibliography on Female Ejaculation http://www.incontinet.com/articles/art_sex/ejacbib.htm

I CAN DO STUFF LIKE THAT?!

well, i don't know. that's the question we're all asking!

From: BraceRunr@aol.com Reply-to: thegspotlist@incontinet.com To: thegspotlist@incontinet.com Having amazed myself lately with many episodes of F.E., I am here to report my findings...it seems as if the fluid emission amount is directly proportional to my hydration level. if i drink a beer or wine before stimulating myself, the emission volume is low. if i plan ahead and drink plenty of water, the emission is forceful and copious. I have observed it squirting (with the aid of a strategically placed mirror) about five inches high in a brief spurt that is not a stream. it is an explosion. it is an amazing phenomenon and one that i repeat regularly. gives me great satisfaction..tasting it gives me a nectar flavor...it is odorless yet very sweet to the taste and clear...wow what an incredible thing this is....

Read behind the lines, she drank a sixpack of Squirt.

ha-ha!!!!! I have only four questions: Why is this woman so preoccupied with her woodly-doo? Doesn't she get enough from a MAN?? She has to do it on her own? And why does she EAT the stuff - can't she afford to buy yoghurt? And I've figured out what this femal ejaculate stuff is. It's not a SPURT at all. It's more like a fluid that just sort of drops out all at once when one has an orgasm. It's very pleasant, but sure as hell doesn't hit the wall across the room!

What bad aim?

Oh yeah, maybe THAT'S it. Maybe mine just doesn't have that rocketing thrust. And I'm glad it doesn't - 'cos imagine what would happen if it backfired....

...laughing my fu*king ass off Ree-head! Thanks for the visual...

�humble grin�

Isn't there a song that goes, 'Pop goes the Beaver'?

Leave it to Beaver.

And what about those two cartoons - 'I.R. Beaver' and 'Beaver Juice'?

You wanted to say something? No? You're the quiet type? Although, if you don't say anything, how are we supposed to find out about that grey stuff of yours?

Dear Riette, soory. Hope this works. I think if a man can give his woman a FE, he should be very happy. I have experianced FE two times only.First was with a woman i met on a ferry between Denmark and Norway. We had no condoms, so we stimulated each other without having intercouse. Suddenly she squirted so violently it hit the cabin door. i was very scared thinking i had her her.I did no know what it was. Many years later i dated a sex therapist and she explaind and we had a wonderful relationship with many FE. Wonderful tasty sweet liquid onderful smell. The FE was most times achied by stimulating her Clitoris and G-spot. I hope I will experianse it again sometime. Malcolm

It hit the cabin door?? That's what I call excellent aim! But what does it matter whether it squirts out the door or not? Why so obsessed with technicalities? To me making love is something that makes me forget about the whole worrisome world around me; I don't care what hits the door, and the last thing I worry about is impressing a man with orgasmic canon balls. Where the fluids go isn't something that changes the quality of love-making; it is what goes on between the lovers that makes it great or miserable.

try

Dear Riett walton, i wrote a long answer but it was not accepted. i will submit it in pieces.

i give up

That's okay - I have a good idea about what that answer might be... It won't change my mind though. I'm no macho woman, and I don't go for macho love-making. It never satisfied me.

Malcolm, sorry you're having trouble responding. Has the server been having problems here, guys?

While I've read about FE, I've never been lucky enough to be with a woman that experienced it.

You any relation to the Thomasson's of Clinton White House and Hollywood fame?

Now if I were a man, and knowing what I know, and I had sex with woman, and that woman did the woosh!-spurt!-sploosh! thing, I'd think to myself, '$hit!'

Dear Riette, The two women who I had the honor and pleasure to enjo a FE with, both said the FE orgasm is so many times stronger and so much deeper, that they do not want to experiance any other type. it is a great pleasure for a man to give his woman a pleasure many times more pleasureful than she has ever experianced before. The physical phenomenas you you so profanely describe are a result of a wonderful act between a woman and a man. It is not something desired by itself. hearing you elaborate over FE sounds like someone explaining french quisine and has only eaten hamburgers I hope will al my hart that you will once experiance this. malcolm

Don't worry, Malcolm, I'll survive - really!

You will survive-----But how

�laugh� I somehow get the feeling you have a suggestion in mind... I thought about what you said - you know about my being like somebody who eats only hamburgers? I suppose that is a pretty good metaphor. My husband is pretty jealous, so I can't really switch to 'corn-on-the-cob' or 'fried sausage' that easily. Good thing I'm addicted to junkfood, huh? ha-ha! Hey, Malcolm, are you going to come to the other conferences as well? SCREW, might satisfy your verbal needs as FE does your other appetites....

Soory my communication is bad. The hamburger was meant allegorically Where is SCREW Stay with the juncfood("dribble") Malcolm

ha-ha! Your communication isn't bad at all. If you go to the index of conferences, you'll see that long, long list of conferences. Screw is about the last one on the list. Philosophy is also fun, and Food too. And does that mean you're here to stay?

yes I will be here at least until you say" I missed the door it was wonderful" Malcom

�laughing like a nun on a carrot truck� That's a great response! Are you American, Malcolm?

I was born in Sweden came to USA 1979. and have been here ever since. I live in Houston Who are you besides feasting on dribbling hamburgers?

Every woman is different, every experience is different. To repeat the same things over and over is boring.

Tim a true polititians answer go for it Dear Riette I should aplogize for falling in the qute trap playing on words I do not "care" if you never find a G spot and a FE function. I HAVE experianced it two times . I will always look for a woman who I can experiance a G spot FE with. You cannot advertise a "food" noone knows about. (sorry) The ad " looking for a woman who has FE " noone would answer. I would marry her in an instant. We would go to work every morning with a wonderful smile and try to both get home early. A dream I know. We all have our dreams. So have I. I thought likr you I know lovemaking as you think you do until I met my sextherapist in Phoinix , who ex[plained all. That was the moment i understand I know nothing. The stage were you are today. (sorry) the comments by women like Sheryl, we men can talk until blue in our face. She loves her FE. (shery I hope you have exlained all for your man so he can enjoy as much as I did.) Malcolm

Funny, people always say that politicians bull$hit alot - I become more and more inclined to believe it! I'm surprised that anyone can talk like this while keeping a straight face! My husband is twice my age, a fantastic lover, and though I don't care about G spots, FE functions, and all the other nametags put on female sexuality, I never said I didn't experience orgasm - which I do thoroughly, thank you very much. For us variety is what makes it great - different positions, different locations, differ nt moods. There is just so much more to it than the manner of flow. If you think marital bliss lies in whether a woman can ejaculate like a spitting cobra, then you've got a thing or two coming. No intelligent woman is interested in a man who expects of them to perform like some circus animal every time they get intimate. Leave that to women who are too braindead to be anything but submissive to a man's wishes. Intelligent omen want guys with whom they can be completely at ease, who don't tell them what they should an shouldn't experience, and when, and who can manage ood sex without having to see therapists. Futhermore I ca6n for the life of me not imagine what difference it makes whether the fluids merely descend, or whether they spurt. I also take it that for it to spurt you have to masturbate, rather than have intercourse. I mean, I've not noticed my husband hit the door when he has a climax - but correct me if I'm wrong. And I'd have to say that given the choice between sex and masturbation, I'd always choose sex. I like going all the way with the real thing, rather than be poked at with a finger no t icker than a candy stick - if you catch my drift. I am just rather sorry that there are women as well, who promote this kind of narrow minded attitude towards sex and sexual fulfillment.

a nun in a carrot truck?

lol (yeah wondering that myself... though i'm afraid to ask what it means)... just read through this whole thing... particularly enjoyed 'orgasmic cannonballs'... ('woosh!-spurt!-sploosh!') never been to this conference before... um yeah.. (riette, you're amazing) (oh, and i think what you said, you know, the last thing, summed it up really well... very cool)

Thank you, Nick - that's really nice, coming from you. 'Laughing like a nun on a carrot truck' is an Afrikaans saying, going, 'Ek het gelag soos 'n non op 'n worteltrok.' That's the one thing I love about it - it's such a graphic, earthy language. You can say precisely what you mean. Sometimes I can't resist translating it into English, because 'Laughing one's ar$e off' just doesn't describe the way a woman laughs when hilarity strikes.

Idioms are fun!

why thanks! oh, i thought you said "Idiots are fun!" and, yes, riette is amazing.

I'm glad the lights were off the only ever time I made a girl quirt, because the look on my face would have been hilarious! Kind of light: wuarrhhhhhhhhhh?!!!!!!! Guys: terrific - make her do it , it's a superb ego boost :-)

Now, correct me if I'm wrong here. I am quite willing to admit that girls are indeed able to squirt. But if squirting happens so rarely among girls, what does that tell us about guys? I mean, I've not yet met a woman who was NOT able to make a guy squirt. So why is it that guys rarely make girls squirt? Could it be that guys simply don't have the same kind of BALLS for making love than girls have? Just stating the facts here. And I know every guy on the spring is now going to claim to be able to do it, so don't even try that one! I got you now!

Dear Riette, sorry for having upset you. I will keep my wonderful experianses for my self. It does not do any good telling about them, they only get twisted. I will from now on only try to find a woman who has experianced FE before and ejoyed it. Rather trying to convinde a woman who has not. "Every one is happy in her/his way" a Swedish saying. I will not leave I will stay on but not battle with you, we do not argue in the same plane. I will find my woman and you will be happy with your man Malcolm

We do not argue in the same plane? From a person who cannot spell simple words correctly, that sounds a pretty hilarious statement to me.

Come on you guys. You both have fascinating viewpoints and I'm enjoying both your commentaries.

I don't mind a different point of view. I mind being patronized.

OK then maybe there can be a different tone issue from this.

Oh well, I don't really care. I've said all I have to say.

OK Ree, what else is going on?

Nothing else. Don't worry, I don't suffer from FE trauma!! But here's my thing. I don't see the point in a discussion where people claim to be arguing on 'a different plane' when they can't come up with a better argument than sheer egotism.

Well, I must admit, FE trauma sounds interesting. Why do we have to make each other respond? Isn't the response voluntary? Are we trying to say, that, if the man fails to ejaculate, then it's the woman's fault?

What you're saying makes sense to me. Response is voluntary, and I'm tired of talking about FE now. Male ejaculations is much more interesting anyway! No, I don't think it's either the man or the woman's fault if he fails to ejaculate. He's probably just having a bad day, or tired.

That is exactly what I meant.

But giving a 'good performance' seems to be a big deal amongst males. Why is that do you think? Primal instinct, some sort of insecurity or a macho-thing?

Aren't those three the same thing, Ree? (And, no, I have never "helped" any of my partners squirt...*frown*)

�smile� (Thank God for that!! It sounds so sleazy to me.) Are they the same things? I can't judge, since I'm not a man. You'll have to explain...

I think that both insecurity and macho are a part of primal instinct. i also think that females experience both insecurity and macho, although to a lesser extent than males do. furthermore, it's been my experience, that when a woman is not allowed to express her macho side, she becomes very insecure.

Just like me! Insecurity oozes from my every hole....

If you"re insecure, then we're all basket cases.

ha-ha! Then you're a basket case every once in a while.

That's true.

Of me too. The insecurity bit, I mean. Of course I'm NEVER a basket case....

Of course... You've got it all together. It's just that sometimes you forget where you put it. Right? Seriously though, sometimes I am a basket case. Although not very often, in fact, very seldom, and I have wonderful friends that I can turn to when this happens.

So do I - except I don't. Which is a real pain, because then I (STOOPID) start feeling lonely and unloved, and lock myself away for weeks on end. Not that I'm a basket case or anything.... Feel free to lecture!

Why don't you go to your friends when you are feeling down? They are the ones who understand you best. My friends sometimes understand me better than I do.

also no feelings are ever stupid. If that is how you feel, then that is how it is. It is reality to you.

And the reality of it is that I just can't seem to cope with admitting it when I feel bad. The worse I feel, the more I joke around my friends. Then I do the retreat thing instead, because my weaknesses make me very nervous.

Are you German? My grandparents were exactly the same way. My father's father was diagnosed with in operable cancer. The doctor told him he had three months to live, he went on doing things as before until he could not get up any more. then he told someone. Five days later, he was dead. Trust your friends. Allowing them to help is good for everybody. You and them both.

ha-ha, NO! But my father is a rightwing Afrikaner - does that explain anything??? I know it is good to allow people to help - I just feel stupid asking. I can't just go up to someone and say, ahem, sorry to bother you, deary, but I feel like $hit. Know what I mean?

I did not think about you being Afrikaner. Yes that explains a lot. I can tell my friends exactly how I feel when I'm down, and they are supportive. I don't know how your friends would take that, specially if they come from the same background as you. But you can come here, and tell how you feel when you are down, and I will be supportive. I am reasonably sure the others will be also.

I know, and they are, and the fact that one doesn't have to look them in the eye when telling them, helps a heck of a lot. I'm afraid my last contact with an old AFrikaner school acquaintance occurred three years ago. I ran into him on the street, and we were immediately invited to a barbecue. Good fun, we thought, and went. And fun it was, until this guy and my husband started talking politics. And at one point this guy says: 'Oh, sure I hate the Kaffirs, but actually I'm pretty liberal.' !!!!! At which point we were overtaken by hysterical fits of laughter, and were thrown out!

Good one!! We had a TV show on in the 70's where the main character kept putting his foot in it like that. It was called: "All In The Family", and the name of the bigot was Archie Bunker. Still, it's much more funny in real life.

You can say that again! Especially as the guy didn't for one second consider what he had said - he truly, truly believed it!

That is just like the character "ARCHIE BUNKER", they still play reruns of that show. when you come over here you'll have to watch at least one episode.

I will - tape an episode, and keep the crisps and coke ready.

O K..... I will do that. In fact I'll do one better..I'll tape several episodes and box a synopsis with each, so you can decide which you want to watch.

I'm not good at making decisions like that! We'd have to stay up all night, and watch the whole bunch. Which means we'll have to go shopping for LOTS of things to eat beforehand....

Not a problem, several restaraunts in the area deliver. and that Thai place is right around the corner for carryout.

Oh, cool!!! Then a Thay&Archie night it will be!!!

"All in the Family" (the show with Archie BUnker) is probably my all time favorite tv show. they replay it nightly on a cable network called "Nick at Night" here in the states, riette. you might want to see if you could catch it off of someone's cable or dish where you live!

Looking forward to it, Riette, Maybe by then We'll have another microwave and we can make popcorn also.

I LOVE popcorn! Can you make coloured popcorn? I like orange popcorn. But I'm not picky - white will be fine too; with lots and lots of butter. And comfy pillows! No, no, I promise I won't get arrogant in a strange man's house! Really! And, Tim, what would it take from me to get you to take me for a ride in your little vehicle?...the truck, that is. Ray, we're thinking about getting a dish - you think the Archie argument will help me do the final convincing of the old man?

I can make orange popcorn. I was just thinking tonight that you might like to ride along to the restaraunt to pick- up the thai food.

i think you should definitely get a dish. we just got one and it is a lot of fun!

Then I must too. But how will I convince the old man??? You CAN, Tim??? And we're really going to go in your truck to buy thai food in the next State? I can't WAIT!!

All right then, It's set. Just let me know which state you want to go to, I'll make some orange popcorn and we'll head out. Actually, I had intended to just go around the block, but if you want to go to the next state, or any state on the continent, I'm game.

Maybe we'll go to Mexico for some Mexican food, It's only a 3.5 hr drive.

Yeah??? REALLY? Oh, WOW! I would absolutely LOVE that! We'll have to stay over one night, and stay up all night to explore wherever it is we're going. Damn, a week is so short! Is there a desert in Mexico?

You could say that. The Sonoran desert is one of the largest in the world.

It will be so wonderful to watch a desert sunset in Mexico. Can we do that too? We could climb onto the roof of your truck, and write postcards to our friends!

Absolutely, I love watching sunsets, and sunrises, and thunderstorms, there is this wonderful display going on all around us all the time!!

I love thunderstorms too - we don't really have alot of those over here. But in Africa they are quite spectacular, especially when they happen a few days in a row, and the rivers come rushing down from the mountains. I hope I'll see a thunderstorm in Mexico too.

Oh yes, Riette, and we'll have to find a dry wash, so that, right after the storm, you can also see a flash flood.

That's exactly what I mean - it's when the river comes down, isn't it? We only have sand rivers in Namibia, so when that happens it's a big thing. I just love it, especially that wet, fresh, dusty smell that hangs in the air when that happens. You know what we always do? We get inflatables, and let ourselves be taken once the worst flooding is over. Is there any way we could do that in Mexico? Perhaps we could find a big one to sit on together so we'd be able to help each other if we should fall in. Or at least you'd be able to help me - how my short ar$e will save yours I honestly cannot imagine!

We will have to see, Riette. You don't need tw worry about saving me, I did a lot of whitewater canoeing as a youngster. I'm no stranger to bodysurfing the rapids.

Okay, I'll just sit on your back then! Unless you think that would make you blush...

No problem, Riette. Or I could roll over on my back, and have you sit on my chest. Which could prove MUCH more interesting.

Yeah, like a near death experience! But I'll make sure it's an enjoyable one! Show you the light, so to speak.

YEAH RIETTE!! BUT what a way to go!!

Yes; BUTT all the way!

Riette, I think that we could just about justify this under anal sex. In fact, It probably ought to be linked.

Link Female Ejaculation to Anal Sex? You're going to need real good aim for that.

Riette, you got me again!! After I posted this I looked at what I had and said OOPS!!!

Ha-Ha!!! Home STRIKES!

OK, Riette, explain strikes.

$hit, I told you I'm no sports person - I don't know these cryptic terms! How about.... Home OWED a strike. Hell, I don't know! Help me, will you???

Riette, are you talking about a game that is not played in the US?

NO! Just forget it, before I make even more of a fool of myself!

Hey, Tim, do you have interesting sports matches in Austin? I mean, could we go to a game? Baseball or basketball or even that football thing. Or anything. I may be hopeless at it myself, but I love wathcing sports games - I find them so much fun, and exciting.

Emphatically yes, Riette! there are all kinds of sports around here, and in austin proper.

You going to take me to a game? And I'll bring us each one of those wooden rattling sticks to sway in the air whenever it gets good. Will we be eating hotdogs, and drinking Coke at such a game?

Riette! that sounds great! it will be a lot of fun.

And yes we will be eating hot dogs and drinking coke.

GREAT! And cheering our ar$es off at both teams!

Yes, Riette. Or cheering the referees, I think that they could use a cheering section sometimes.

Are they like bureaucrats too?

No Riette, they spend the whole game telling who is wrong.

and who just squirted.

Was it an inside job?

until it leaked out to the press...

Leaked or spurted?

Only the leaker knows.. But, if it was any good at all, it spurted!