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Topic 112 · 20 responses · archived october 2000
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~KitchenManager seed
For the purists...
~riette #1
Okay, okay, so I didn't wash my knickers yesterday - no need to discriminate though!
~KitchenManager #2
Well, you know that they'll just make a richer stock that way!
~riette #3
EUGH!!!! You've convinced me. I'll go do them now....
~KitchenManager #4
Throw in a couple of onions, a carrot, two ribs of celery, and any leftover salad greens you have lying around...
~PT #5
And you'll carry that garden fresh smell with you wherever you go.
~riette #6
No! I don't want my guinea-pigs nibbling my ar$e!
~PT #7
Those must be some TALL guinea pigs. I don't think I'd want to meet one in a dark alley.
~riette #8
They're not TALL!! They always take an afternoon nap with me, and that's how I meant it! If I had soup knickers on, they'd nibble my ar$e, and the last thing I need on this exterior of mine is a second butt crack!
~PT #9
They'd probably just eat the knickers, and you'd wake up without them.
~KitchenManager #10
like that's never happened to her before...
~riette #11
In my experience the knicker do dissappear, while the bum gets nibbled; so, having the knickers nibbled, and the bum ignored would be rather unflattering!
~PT #12
How do you know that there wouldn't be further nibbling?
~riette #13
My bum is repulsive.
~PT #14
In who's eyes? If you were attracted to it, there might be a real problem.
~KitchenManager #15
depends on how limber she is...
~riette #16
Limber enough to know how it looks!
~PT #17
Ah, but to be truely appreciated, art has to be viewed from some distance.
~riette #18
This ain't art we're talking about!!!
~PT #19
That depends on your point of view.
~KitchenManager #20
if you stand far enough away, everything is art!
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