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Topic 120 · 7 responses · archived october 2000
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~wer seed
Greetings, dear reader, and welcome to the Church of Euthanasia. Just in case you're not already a member of the church, I'll take this opportunity to explain our theology. The church has four core principles, or "pillars", and they are (drum roll please) suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy. Now, you may ask yourself, why do we support these things? What do they all have in common? Yes, of course they're all good fun, but the real answer is that they all help reduce the population. http://www.enviroweb.org/coe/
~riette #1
Sodomy, hey!? Kinky!
~PT #2
I guess I missed that one. It doesn't seem to necessitate fatality.
~riette #3
But prevents conception in many cases....
~PT #4
I'm not sure I'd want to deal with what could be conceived that way.
~aschuth #5
Wer, you can't be a member - you procreated! Wait till Rev. Chrissy gets hold of yer sorry butt! (Friend, you may want to placate him with something valuable, I quote: "What do Episcopalians, Pentecostals and Jerry Falwell all agree on? They love this book!", and truly, "7 Deadly Diseases of Ministry Marketing - Confessions of a Christian Fundraiser" will become the book Chrissy can't put down! See for yourself at http://www.servantheart.com/ ) And I always thought you were with the Foundation in Dallas?
~MarciaH #6
What is my penance? I procreated once, as well.
~aschuth #7
Ask Rev. Chris, dear!
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