The Screwed Bidet
Topic 122 · 11 responses · archived october 2000
~wer
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:07)
seed
Everyone's gotta go, right?
~PT
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:40)
#1
To a bidet? getting a little fancy, aren't we?
~PT
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:42)
#2
A truck stop near Boise, Idaho has them in the showers. They had to hand out info sheets on them because some of the drivers were washing their hands in the
bidet.
~riette
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:30)
#3
Those things are so foul! We were in a fancy hotel once - which I hate anyway, because that's where all the snobs go. And there was a bidet, but what the hell do I know about those?? So I sat down, and leaned back to relax, as I always do. And WOOSH! came the water, up my ar$e! Gee, I thought I had landed the hugest loaf EVER!
~PT
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (15:57)
#4
Ha, Haa, Haa, Good one Riette. When I first saw one I wondered what it was. So,
I stood back and pushed the lever. Good thing I wasn't leaning over it. It would
have soaked me. I've never used one. I wonder how sanitary they are.
~riette
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (04:02)
#5
Yeah, I'll never see the point in drowning my backside everytime I go to the loo. It's disgusting.
~PT
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:44)
#6
When you look at it that way, It's sort of like a high pressure enema. I agree
with you. I've never used one, but I can't say that the idea of high pressure
cold water in the posterior, is a pleasant idea.
~riette
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:44)
#7
A dog's lick in the posterior is more pleasant!
~PT
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:44)
#8
Just about anything is more pleasant. But, I've never had a dog in that position. So I wouldn't know about that.
~KitchenManager
Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (01:20)
#9
and which positions have you had a dog in?
~riette
Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (07:16)
#10
The dog had ME in that position, not I him!
~aschuth
Tue, Oct 19, 1999 (13:55)
#11
Guess this conversation, uh, dogged down...