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Topic 124 · 40 responses · archived october 2000

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~wer Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:09) seed

We dare ya!

~riette Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (15:57) #1

Oh, oh, I'm feeling brave tonight. Am I in? It's dark in here....

~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:46) #2

What a woman can get away with saying!! Oh well I am Here also.

~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:32) #3

Do you see little yellow eyes too?

~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:01) #4

I have not been looking for little yellow eyes. I'm more worried about the little red eyes.

~KitchenManager Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (00:36) #5

iiiii iiiii

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (04:03) #6

LOL!!

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:47) #7

Looks like we have to look out for both colors. I know what the little red eyes are. What are the little yellow eyes?

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:47) #8

bats?

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:47) #9

All the bats I've seen have red eyes. What kind have yellow ones?

~riette Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (07:18) #10

Yellow-eyed bats, of course.

~KitchenManager Wed, Mar 10, 1999 (23:10) #11

Not the topic you're looking for? You're under arrest for topic trespassing.

~aschuth Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (08:44) #12

Well, ol' mafioso, fine me. But help me out first, it's so cold and lonely here (*shudder*). Don't you ever heat this place? And there's these red and yellow dots... The standby lights of your VCR, Microwave, TV set and stereo? Too dark to tell...

~KitchenManager Tue, Mar 16, 1999 (22:14) #13

Let There Be Light! (is it good?)

~aschuth Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (12:17) #14

(Oh. Yes. Well, it's - it's - it's a , ahem, nice place you got there, Wer. Who's your decorateur? Tell me, and I won't tell the others your little secret *sardonic smile*, ...)

~KitchenManager Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (23:10) #15

I've got so many little secrets that if only one or two get out, it's not gonna make much difference...

~aschuth Wed, Mar 24, 1999 (14:28) #16

(Hmh. Then I might as well keep mum about it. Say, what's that over there? Looks, ah, looks - well, sure looks like sumptin'!)

~KitchenManager Thu, Mar 25, 1999 (00:51) #17

~aschuth Thu, Mar 25, 1999 (12:13) #18

(Wow, that's neat! Say, where'd you get that treasure item? Might want to have one like that at home, too... You know, the girls...)

~KitchenManager Thu, Mar 25, 1999 (16:28) #19

(actually, I wish I knew the girls...or should that be understand the women?)

~aschuth Sat, Mar 27, 1999 (12:18) #20

(No no, not THOSE girls, just - does it really work on women as well as the guys say? Just curious, I mean, I get along ok and everything...) *blush*

~KitchenManager Sat, Mar 27, 1999 (13:07) #21

(as I understand it, the right jewels will work on most women...)

~aschuth Mon, Mar 29, 1999 (07:03) #22

(Oh, jewels is what you call 'em? But why don't you wear them? I don't think leaving them on the table like that would help any...)

~KitchenManager Mon, Mar 29, 1999 (22:13) #23

(depends on the women...)

~aschuth Wed, Mar 31, 1999 (01:54) #24

(maybe we should discuss this with some of the girls over there?) Ahem, hello, hello? Yes, erh, sorry to interrupt, but concerning the jewels of my friend here - would you be more interested in him if he wore them, or if he left them lying around like on the table over there? Ma'am?

~autumn Sun, Apr 4, 1999 (22:06) #25

What kind of jewels are we talkin' here?

~stacey Wed, Apr 7, 1999 (16:29) #26

Family treasures??

~aschuth Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (14:02) #27

(Uuh, Wer, think it's a good idea to keep 'em on the table? The girls come over - look at that one, that's the one who winked at you earlier!)

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (14:08) #28

~aschuth Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (14:35) #29

(I'd never part with mine...)

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 8, 1999 (18:52) #30

(I like to share...I think everyone should get a chance to handle mine...)

~aschuth Fri, Apr 9, 1999 (08:52) #31

(Step back a bit, willya!)

~aschuth Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (12:51) #32

WHAZZAT! Wer, what'z witz ze lightz? Ant how come I suttenly hav zis German aczent? I nevver hat zis aczent before! Vot happenet?

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:37) #33

my guess is the return of the Boer...

~aschuth Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (08:19) #34

Alzo, how kome I suttenly am tressed in camouflaged clothz? Whatz thze meaning of zis all? Ant how kome I suttenly know zo much apout phyzicz ant veel like I am very borink? Ver, help me pleeze!

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (21:16) #35

the only way I know how to help out here would only enhance and expedite your changes until you get to be as boring as I am, and I don't think any of us want that, do we?

~riette Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (05:35) #36

Nou. D�fenitlee n�t. We ounlee want to bee �s t�ll �s dyou.

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (23:29) #37

but, horizontally, you're probably taller than I am...

~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:09) #38

You sayin' I've got a big ar$e, Mister? Okay, okay, so you're right. Blame it on Mum's cooking.

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:12) #39

~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:30) #40

Yes. Except you can probably blame it on your own cooking! Lucky thing! I have to wait a whole year to get fat on good food, rather than chocolate.

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