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the functionality of dust

Topic 121 · 49 responses · archived october 2000
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~wer seed
Come on, people, let's hail it's virtues!
~riette #1
Dust makes for soft little beds on shelves and window panes for spiders and other cuddly animals to breed.
~PT #2
I thought you did not like spiders. I'll have to send you a tarantula for a pet.
~riette #3
I only like daddy-long-legs. They are sweet spiders, and make a house look lived in. Thank you, but no tarantulas please! I'll send you a letterbomb in return!
~PT #4
The daddy-long-legs has the most poisonous venom of any creature on earth. one mililiter will kill an adult within seconds. There is no known antidote. The only thing that saves us from being poisoned by them is that their fangs are too short to penetrate human skin. Have you ever made a letterbomb? I am curious how they are constructed. I've never seen one.
~autumn #5
(cough) Actually, Daddy-long-legs are not really spiders.
~KitchenManager #6
they taste like spiders...
~riette #7
My letterbomb is a daddy-long-legs with stretched fangs...
~PT #8
Biological warfare with a vengence. If a daddy-long-legs is not a spider, What is it?
~riette #9
A crane-fly.
~PT #10
What happened to the wings? And, what in the world does a crane fly eat? How did it get its name?
~aschuth #11
I named it. Dust has a higher reason for it's existence in this world. Dust is what my mortal enemies will bite!
~KitchenManager #12
and what will your immortal enemies get to munch on?
~aschuth #13
My knuckles! My fire! Take thisssssss!
~aschuth #14
Oooops, sorry, Wer, didn't see it was you! Are you alright? These burns sure look, ah, "impressive", no? You think that eye'll turn real black?
~KitchenManager #15
maybe... and as for the burns, they just add to the collection...
~riette #16
�lusty growl� I love a scar on a man!
~KitchenManager #17
which particular kinds? I've got cuts, burns, and tears...none major just scattered about here and there...
~riette #18
Don't make me randy, Kitchen Man! Haven't had it for 4 months - I may pose a serious risk to your safety and my own.
~terry #19
Had what for 4 months?
~KitchenManager #20
so, what you're saying is, if I show you where I've had my stitches, then you'll add to my scar collection, too? (I could really use some permanent bite marks, you know...) she hasn't gotten to take part in any physical intimacy, Terry...
~riette #21
He (I) means pelvis bouncing, Terry. Wer, I'd just have to LICK you right now for there to be a scar - I could amputate your ear by intending to kiss it! And other organs too... And my bite is so poisonous - I don't know, if I were to bite my tongue, I'd probably just flat on my face and die. Obviously I'm the only one experiencing these sensations or this kind of no-good fugger of a situation right now!!!
~terry #22
Boo, Ree!
~KitchenManager #23
I dare you to, Ree! (NOTHING beats an intense licking!!!)
~riette #24
Not you too, Terry?! With all those nekkid gals around? �licking my lips visciously� Okay, you asked for it, Kitchen Man! Pants down, please!
~KitchenManager #25
like I have any on... so, you gonna talk, type, or lick? (let me know when your flight's gonna arive, I do have to arrange one or two things first, don't you know...)
~riette #26
�slobber-lick-nibble-pop� S'alright - don't bother with those arrangements....you don't have to learn to talk out loud....it's the sex I'm after! MAN! You taste like strawberries and cream....YUM-YUM...
~KitchenManager #27
I'm not bleeding yet...
~riette #28
And what is THIS then, I ask you?? �triumphantly waving hairy ear in front of your nose�
~KitchenManager #29
my way of saying thanks...
~riette #30
LOL!!!!! �munch-munch� and a crackly way it is!
~KitchenManager #31
Speak up, please! (and what of yours do I get to eat in return, may I be so bold as to ask?)
~riette #32
Ears - - - definitely. Luv that.
~KitchenManager #33
Then neither of us will be able to hear the other...hmmm...
~MarciaH #34
I think I stumbled into the wrong topic - sorry...
~KitchenManager #35
*blush* Ok, Mrs. Walton, it's time for us to straighten up and behave like adults...
~MarciaH #36
I thought the functionality of dust was a handy place to write emergency messages when out of paper...like "Clean me" or a phone number...
~KitchenManager #37
yep, that is definately one
~MarciaH #38
...and it keeps the marbles from rolling too far under the bed if you have enough of those little bunnies under there...
~KitchenManager #39
true, true
~MarciaH #40
When your allergic nasty old relatives who free-load off you have stayed long enough, stuff a pillow with the vacuuming dust and they will be gone tomorrow... one way or the other
~riette #41
Dustball fights are also a good alternative when it isn't snowing.
~MarciaH #42
...and it cleans out the sinuses...or clogs them...whichever. You can also stuff pillows with them after you are finished playing with them. Where would we be without it!
~riette #43
Where indeed!! My window sills are like 'gepolsterd'!
~MarciaH #44
*LOL* I can just imagine...how funny!!!
~riette #45
Not when I open the window to let the breeze in .....
~MarciaH #46
Seems to me at about the age of your little Munchkins my job was to, on Saturday, get a slightly soapy and damp cloth and wash the window sills. We lived in a very big house (three floors!) so that was a lot of window sills. Or they could start at one corner and roll it up like a jellyroll...
~riette #47
One can DO that??
~MarciaH #48
Wash window sills? You better believe it. Roll it up? Gotta have a huge accumulation to do that, actually... Put hair spray on it first?!
~riette #49
Brilliant!!! I'll try that!
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