the functionality of dust
Topic 121 · 49 responses · archived october 2000
~wer
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:04)
seed
Come on, people, let's hail it's virtues!
~riette
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (15:54)
#1
Dust makes for soft little beds on shelves and window panes for spiders and other cuddly animals to breed.
~PT
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:39)
#2
I thought you did not like spiders. I'll have to send you a tarantula for a pet.
~riette
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:27)
#3
I only like daddy-long-legs. They are sweet spiders, and make a house look lived in. Thank you, but no tarantulas please! I'll send you a letterbomb in return!
~PT
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (15:52)
#4
The daddy-long-legs has the most poisonous venom of any creature on earth. one
mililiter will kill an adult within seconds. There is no known antidote. The only thing that saves us from being poisoned by them is that their fangs are
too short to penetrate human skin. Have you ever made a letterbomb? I am curious
how they are constructed. I've never seen one.
~autumn
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (20:51)
#5
(cough) Actually, Daddy-long-legs are not really spiders.
~KitchenManager
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (00:03)
#6
they taste like spiders...
~riette
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (04:01)
#7
My letterbomb is a daddy-long-legs with stretched fangs...
~PT
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:39)
#8
Biological warfare with a vengence.
If a daddy-long-legs is not a spider, What is it?
~riette
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:39)
#9
A crane-fly.
~PT
Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:39)
#10
What happened to the wings? And, what in the world does a crane fly eat? How
did it get its name?
~aschuth
Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (10:22)
#11
I named it.
Dust has a higher reason for it's existence in this world.
Dust is what my mortal enemies will bite!
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (12:51)
#12
and what will your immortal enemies get to munch on?
~aschuth
Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (13:54)
#13
My knuckles! My fire! Take thisssssss!
~aschuth
Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (13:56)
#14
Oooops, sorry, Wer, didn't see it was you! Are you alright? These burns sure look, ah, "impressive", no? You think that eye'll turn real black?
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (14:03)
#15
maybe...
and as for the burns, they just add to the collection...
~riette
Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (10:18)
#16
�lusty growl�
I love a scar on a man!
~KitchenManager
Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:35)
#17
which particular kinds?
I've got cuts, burns, and tears...none major just scattered about
here and there...
~riette
Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (10:12)
#18
Don't make me randy, Kitchen Man! Haven't had it for 4 months - I may pose a serious risk to your safety and my own.
~terry
Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (16:44)
#19
Had what for 4 months?
~KitchenManager
Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (21:14)
#20
so, what you're saying is, if I show you where I've had my stitches,
then you'll add to my scar collection, too?
(I could really use some permanent bite marks, you know...)
she hasn't gotten to take part in any physical intimacy, Terry...
~riette
Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (05:39)
#21
He (I) means pelvis bouncing, Terry.
Wer, I'd just have to LICK you right now for there to be a scar - I could amputate your ear by intending to kiss it! And other organs too... And my bite is so poisonous - I don't know, if I were to bite my tongue, I'd probably just flat on my face and die. Obviously I'm the only one experiencing these sensations or this kind of no-good fugger of a situation right now!!!
~terry
Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (09:08)
#22
Boo, Ree!
~KitchenManager
Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (23:26)
#23
I dare you to, Ree!
(NOTHING beats an intense licking!!!)
~riette
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:12)
#24
Not you too, Terry?! With all those nekkid gals around?
�licking my lips visciously�
Okay, you asked for it, Kitchen Man! Pants down, please!
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:14)
#25
like I have any on...
so, you gonna talk, type, or lick?
(let me know when your flight's gonna arive,
I do have to arrange one or two things first,
don't you know...)
~riette
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:38)
#26
�slobber-lick-nibble-pop�
S'alright - don't bother with those arrangements....you don't have to learn to talk out loud....it's the sex I'm after! MAN! You taste like strawberries and cream....YUM-YUM...
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:56)
#27
I'm not bleeding yet...
~riette
Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (02:48)
#28
And what is THIS then, I ask you??
�triumphantly waving hairy ear in front of your nose�
~KitchenManager
Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (11:40)
#29
my way of saying thanks...
~riette
Mon, May 3, 1999 (01:10)
#30
LOL!!!!!
�munch-munch�
and a crackly way it is!
~KitchenManager
Mon, May 3, 1999 (22:16)
#31
Speak up, please!
(and what of yours do I get to eat in return, may I be so bold as to ask?)
~riette
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (08:13)
#32
Ears - - - definitely. Luv that.
~KitchenManager
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:02)
#33
Then neither of us will be able to hear the other...hmmm...
~MarciaH
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:07)
#34
I think I stumbled into the wrong topic - sorry...
~KitchenManager
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:15)
#35
*blush*
Ok, Mrs. Walton, it's time for us to straighten up and
behave like adults...
~MarciaH
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:23)
#36
I thought the functionality of dust was a handy place to write emergency messages when out of paper...like "Clean me" or a phone number...
~KitchenManager
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:27)
#37
yep, that is definately one
~MarciaH
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:32)
#38
...and it keeps the marbles from rolling too far under the bed if you have enough of those little bunnies under there...
~KitchenManager
Fri, Aug 6, 1999 (14:53)
#39
true, true
~MarciaH
Fri, Aug 20, 1999 (01:11)
#40
When your allergic nasty old relatives who free-load off you have stayed long enough,
stuff a pillow with the vacuuming dust and they will be gone tomorrow...
one way or the other
~riette
Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (07:28)
#41
Dustball fights are also a good alternative when it isn't snowing.
~MarciaH
Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (10:34)
#42
...and it cleans out the sinuses...or clogs them...whichever. You can also stuff pillows with them after you are finished playing with them. Where would we be without it!
~riette
Thu, Sep 2, 1999 (02:41)
#43
Where indeed!! My window sills are like 'gepolsterd'!
~MarciaH
Thu, Sep 2, 1999 (18:52)
#44
*LOL* I can just imagine...how funny!!!
~riette
Fri, Sep 3, 1999 (02:35)
#45
Not when I open the window to let the breeze in .....
~MarciaH
Mon, Sep 6, 1999 (18:07)
#46
Seems to me at about the age of your little Munchkins my job was to, on Saturday, get a slightly soapy and damp cloth and wash the window sills. We lived in a very big house (three floors!) so that was a lot of window sills. Or they could start at one corner and roll it up like a jellyroll...
~riette
Tue, Sep 7, 1999 (01:09)
#47
One can DO that??
~MarciaH
Tue, Sep 7, 1999 (20:12)
#48
Wash window sills? You better believe it. Roll it up? Gotta have a huge
accumulation to do that, actually...
Put hair spray on it first?!
~riette
Wed, Sep 8, 1999 (02:49)
#49
Brilliant!!! I'll try that!