Things you wanna watch someone eat with a knife and fork

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~KitchenManager Sat, Dec 19, 1998 (11:58) seed

This topic dedicated, with love, to the Waltons.

~PT Sat, Dec 19, 1998 (12:22) #1

Consumme, BBQed Ribs, Buffalo Wings, Fresh Oysters, Shrimp, Crab Legs, Fried Chicken, Pizza, Nachos, Crab Rangoon, Won Ton Noodles, Calf Fries, Hushpuppies.

~riette Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (01:45) #2

Not unfamiliar ...

~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:31) #3

You mean to tell me that he eats all that with a knife and fork?

~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:24) #4

The ones I've seen him eat, yes. I told ya! He eats EVERYTHING from McDonald's burgers to boiled eggs with knife and fork. Oh, and he has another peculiar habit. When he finishes stirring his coffee, he throws the little spoon over his left shoulder for luck. Can you imagine what this looks like in a restaurant, or some fancy dinner?

~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (15:38) #5

Wow, I didn't even think about hamburgers. Have you ever been in a fancy restaraunt when he did that? Over here, If it's a fancy enough restaurant, they probably would not say anything.

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (03:58) #6

They don't. But there is a rumour going round that his deputy rings places in advance to warn them about his eccentric habits.. I don't know if this is true, but that might explain the way restaurants just accept his behaviour. I think they find him pretty entertaining, actually. It's fun to be married to him, because he's a bit of a legend here in music circles, I've heard we've become a bit of a scandal, since I never really go to the posh social functions he has to attend. Everyone knows he's married, but they don't know who to. So on the rare occasions when I do come along, he just introduces me by my first name (which no-one gets anyway!), and we create a stir-up (in Zurich terms - blugh!), because people assume I'm a young lover or something. They also assume that his wi e is a half crazy recluse, which is why a man as social as he is, needs a lover. And we laugh our ar$es off over it afterwards!

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:36) #7

In a good restaurant, It's considered bad taste to comment on the eccentricities of the guests, unless they directly offend another guest. Sounds like you have fun with people that like to jump to conclusions, and gossip. I do too.

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:36) #8

In good Swiss restaurants, the staff reserve themselves the right to tell guests off for inappropriate behaviour.... And yes, it's fun when people think you scandalous without your having the hassle of really creating a scandal!

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:36) #9

It's even more fun to have people actually create a scandal where there is actually nothing. Then you can illustrate that it's really nothing. Funny to watch the expressions when you do that.

~aschuth Thu, Nov 18, 1999 (17:42) #10

Soup.

~MarciaH Thu, Nov 18, 1999 (17:55) #11

(I generally eat large messy sandwiches in restaurants with knife and fork. That way most of it goes in me instead of on the floor, my clothes and everywhere else) egg custard

~moonbeam Mon, Dec 13, 1999 (23:14) #12

Really sticky messy wonderful barbecued ribs.

~MarciaH Mon, Dec 13, 1999 (23:38) #13

caramels

~moonbeam Sat, Dec 18, 1999 (17:56) #14

Ben & Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio ice cream

~MarciaH Sat, Dec 18, 1999 (19:11) #15

hard pretzels

~terry Mon, Dec 20, 1999 (08:39) #16

jello

~MarciaH Mon, Dec 20, 1999 (13:42) #17

peanut brittle

~terry Tue, Dec 21, 1999 (08:54) #18

Butter

~MarciaH Tue, Dec 21, 1999 (12:53) #19

pistachios

~terry Wed, Dec 22, 1999 (10:00) #20

quiche

~MarciaH Wed, Dec 22, 1999 (14:33) #21

bubblegum

~terry Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (18:37) #22

wrapper

~MarciaH Thu, Dec 23, 1999 (19:12) #23

tangerine

~terry Fri, Dec 24, 1999 (10:08) #24

orange

~MarciaH Fri, Dec 24, 1999 (11:47) #25

Raw Cranberries

~terry Sun, Dec 26, 1999 (13:41) #26

black eyed peas

~MarciaH Sun, Dec 26, 1999 (13:56) #27

split pea soup

~terry Mon, Dec 27, 1999 (15:21) #28

chips

~MarciaH Mon, Dec 27, 1999 (15:38) #29

cheese whiz

~terry Tue, Dec 28, 1999 (07:34) #30

Pepsi

~MarciaH Tue, Dec 28, 1999 (12:28) #31

Saltwater Taffy

~moonbeam Tue, Dec 28, 1999 (19:37) #32

buttered popcorn

~MarciaH Tue, Dec 28, 1999 (20:04) #33

poi

~terry Wed, Dec 29, 1999 (09:29) #34

Chai Tea

~MarciaH Wed, Dec 29, 1999 (11:42) #35

spaghettio's

~terry Thu, Dec 30, 1999 (09:35) #36

smoothie

~MarciaH Thu, Dec 30, 1999 (20:56) #37

lemonade

~terry Fri, Dec 31, 1999 (09:34) #38

grits

~MarciaH Fri, Dec 31, 1999 (12:17) #39

icicles

~terry Mon, Jan 3, 2000 (11:24) #40

snow

~MarciaH Mon, Jan 3, 2000 (12:52) #41

water

~moonbeam Tue, Jan 4, 2000 (22:34) #42

ice cubes

~MarciaH Tue, Jan 4, 2000 (23:08) #43

gummy bears

~terry Wed, Jan 5, 2000 (11:36) #44

bummy gears

~MarciaH Wed, Jan 5, 2000 (16:18) #45

rummy tears

~terry Sun, Jan 9, 2000 (09:08) #46

spoon

~MarciaH Sun, Jan 9, 2000 (13:23) #47

sunflower seeds

~aschuth Tue, Jan 11, 2000 (12:59) #48

Pumpkin soup.

~MarciaH Tue, Jan 11, 2000 (16:01) #49

oatmeal

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