The World Will End Tomorrow

What in the he��? Tommy, I like you a he�� of a lot, but if you're going to start this 'world will end tomorrow' crap here, I'm going to trash you.

This I've got to see, so hurry it up before the world ends, por favor!

The world is not going to bloody end tomorrow!

What does IOAM stand for, Wer?

well, if we have to have this topic on the spring, then screwed is the best place for it!

IAOM is what the Mason's believe to be God's name...

So, when do you think the world is going to end, Wer? Tomorrow, the next day, two weeks from now? Funny how these dates just move on and on. What could it be? God is taking a nap? Come on, Ray, speak up. When do you think the world is going to end? And one more question: Is this conference going to turn into a Jehova thing now, or what? Because then you should think about changing the name to something like . . . let's see: BULLSHIT?

the world will end on October 3, 35982. thank you.

this *topic* might turn into a Jehova thing, but the conference won't! i guarantee it!

and we've obviously hit a nerve. Ree-head what do non-sensical, albeit pleasurable, comments regarding flesh sandwiches slide down so easily but non-sensical rantings of a certifiable Spring screwatic get your fonduish panties in a knot?!?! (just curious)

Ms. Vura, you've seen through me, and far quicker than just about anyone else in my long, bored history with, of course, the notable exception of our beloved WER. I think I probably love you. Or something. Or not... Mr. RatThing, why do my blatherings irk you so? Tell me quickly, please, as The World Will End Tomorrow. You're Welcome.

Man, I need to ease up on the Guinness and Codeine (or not). My previous question was intended for Riette, not Senor CosaRaton. At least not consciously, although it's probably safe to assume that my gibbering probably are the fingernails on HIS blackboard as well... By the way, does the October 3, 35982 allow for leap millenia and such?

Fanaticism scares the $hit out of me, that's all. It is exactly the kind of crap my father fed upon - to instill fear in people; it only instilled hatred in me. So forgive me if I react wrongly, it's not something I can laugh off too easily.

doesn't bother me in the least, CotC, tho i can understand riette's perspective.

were my name and face merely different from my own and my belly round with your child Tommy... you just might love me. but tis trivial as the world shall end tomorrow.

Preach it, my avatarix! (hey, Thomas, me thinks you've got another disciple...)

just remember that it is better to debate a question without settling it that to settle a question without debating it.......Look what Tommy started (do me a favor Tommy, move the trailer house out from under the power lines).

Hi, James. Are you new here? We debate alot here, but we all like one another enough not to let it get in the way of our friendship. It's great to be here! Did you see all the other conferences we have here too? Check them out, you'll become addicted. Do you like Art?

Gee, and I accuse Tommy of being fanatic....

Quite all right. I AM a fanatic.

tis true, as well...if you talk to Michelle anytime soon, tell her Pat really wants to talk to her...

So am I Tommy. Trouble is: we're fanatic about matters that clash.

I really doubt if she wants to hear about how he wants his money back form buying that piece of shit Acura... No, don't worry, I'll tell her.

Doesn't this response belong in 'HUH?' ?

nope, actually owes her another payment...

... or else the World Will End Tomorrow!

Someday, some archaeologist will come across this and wonder which of the lifeforms on this planet were intelligent.

I do now...

Consider yourself ahead of your time.

That's already on the list of things that make me different from everybody else...

And don't forget the hair.

What's that? Forget the hair. Is that a new way to say go bald ?

I don't know, honestly! I must have written that during a brief spell of insanity!

Everyone has their moments. Some better some worse. Sanity is like being normal. It's no fun at all.

Riette, if you were normal, the world would be a much duller place. Come to think of it, if all of us were normal the world would be really boring!!! Then again, if we were normal, would we care?

We'd be too bored and boring to care. I used to think every time I was bored, it was because I had nothing to do. Then I realized one day that the only reason for my boredom was me. When I'm bored, it is because I'm boring.

I realized the same thing one day on perimeter guard inthe army. There was nothing going on, militarily, and I was bored. At that point I realized that there was a myriad of things going on around me, and all I had was time to watch What a privilege. I was being paid to observe nature for four hours at a time!!

And thank goodness the idea came to you! You'd be so BORED otherwise! Did you like the army?

I liked a lot of things about the army. There is one place in particular, where I was stationed, that if they had left me there, I'd be there still.

Where was that?

Presidio, Monterey. The language school. The people were wonderful. We students could get away with just about anything, the food was outstanding. Everything was great.

But did they have a gym?

Of course, right next to the NCO Club.

What's a gym? Just kidding! Never been inside one, though.

A gymnasium .A kind of indoor sports arena.

That was irony, actually. But don't be offended, please! I won't tease any more, I promise.

Don't feel bad, Riette, I did not see the second line in your post until I had already pushed the next topic button. Go ahead and tease! It's one of the things that I like about you. and I like to do it from time to time myself.

I like it when you tease me too. But I would hate to hurt you by it.

Don't worry Riette, even if you get me good, I know that no malice was meant and believe me that makes all the difference in the world.

Good, and I believe the same of you. Sometimes when my spirits are too high, people mistake my humour for sarcasm, and then I feel like such a jerk.

Riette, Believe me, I have been in the same position, and it was no fun.

Okay, then we know where we stand. OR sit or lie!

Yes Riette!! Whichever is the most comfortable.

Or appropriate...

Riette, sometimes inappropriate is more interesting. after all, the same people that decide what is normal, decide what is appropriate.

Which is highly inapproprate as far as I'm concerned? Haven't we all the right to be free?

Oop, the first ? should be a ! Because that silly mistake could make me sound like a silly bitch!

Never, Riette. and yes, I think we should all be free.

We should all be bad too!

My thoughts exactly, Riette.

Really?? But you're so good, so wholesome, so innocent...

Yes, Riette, and all the bears in the woods use a single commode.

HAAAAAA!!!! That's so funny! Do they really?

Yeah, Riette, the green latrine. It's universal.

ha-ha!! TEASE!

Riette, that was one of the more useful things that they taught in the army.