Please secure permission to use terry cloth products

Topic 171 · 41 responses · archived october 2000

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~terry Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (09:10) seed

As the Czar of Terry Cloth, please clear use of any terry cloth products with me before you use them. This includes towels, bathrobes, washcloths, etc. I knew this would be ok with you.

~stacey Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (10:01) #1

out of deference to your request, and because I could not contact you in the wee hours of my Friday morning, I air dried this morning... (was gonna say I licked myself dry but...)

~MarciaH Fri, Dec 17, 1999 (13:06) #2

Gee, we just go outside and let the trades blow the moisture away. I could be convincing anout this, but Stace already knows how much drying power we had over last weekend!

~Ree Sat, Mar 11, 2000 (08:55) #3

I always go for drip-dry.

~MarciaH Sat, Mar 11, 2000 (12:08) #4

Drip yourself dry or use drip-dry towel? Hmmm....

~Ree Sat, Mar 11, 2000 (13:07) #5

That sort of woosh-spinning action that leaves you with nipple frost, orientation difficulties and an otherwise beautifully clean bathroom.

~MarciaH Sat, Mar 11, 2000 (13:34) #6

*lol* I would imagine! Sounds a little uncomfortable..but, what the heck! Anyhting for a clean bathroom! I'll try it! Does Terry come along to watch that his towels are not misused and are returned promptly? Seems the last time you and I shared a towel we were uncovered and discovered by someone standing on the loose corner!

~Ree Sun, Mar 12, 2000 (05:25) #7

We were?? By WHOM?? Gosh, I hope the poor creature has the kind of finances that can get a good psychiatrist to help him with post-naked-Boer syndrome! Thank God YOU were there, otherwise he/she might have gone bonkers as soon as the unfortunate incident occured.

~MarciaH Sun, Mar 12, 2000 (10:38) #8

*lol* We've missed you! How about the trauma of post-naked-bore (me) syndrome. Not a pretty sight, I/m afraid, but liberal administrations of jelly-sigh salad and candy pills seemed to snap him out of it just fine. We BOTH were there - Do you think blindness will follow?

~sprin5 Tue, Jan 30, 2001 (07:58) #9

Terry cloth permits will be issued on a limited, first come, first server basis during terry cloth season only.

~sociolingo Wed, Mar 7, 2001 (16:49) #10

Is that like open season for game????

~sprin5 Thu, Mar 8, 2001 (07:35) #11

That's right, Maggie.

~sociolingo Thu, Mar 8, 2001 (09:24) #12

aha! Actually towels are getting well worn just now - it's 3 showers a day time. Now, what games can we play with towels .... better go to word association

~sprin5 Thu, Mar 8, 2001 (09:25) #13

Rat tail. Favorite high school locker room game.

~sociolingo Thu, Mar 8, 2001 (09:30) #14

well, actually being opposite sex never indulged in that ... Hi Terry nice to talk in real time again .... explain more please ......as long as it doesn't make me blush ... who knows who's looking here

~sprin5 Thu, Mar 8, 2001 (14:27) #15

You wet a towel, coil it up and snap it like a whip.

~sociolingo Fri, Mar 30, 2001 (08:53) #16

ah ... sort of S & M then??? *grin*

~sprin5 Fri, Mar 30, 2001 (11:12) #17

All terry cloth products are being retrofitted with gps's, so I know their wehereabouts. You have been warned.

~sociolingo Fri, Mar 30, 2001 (14:10) #18

giggle

~MarciaH Thu, Apr 26, 2001 (08:57) #19

Did we need special appointment for this retrofit? Let me know and I'll be there!

~terry Fri, May 4, 2001 (00:02) #20

Yes I'll be issuing authorizations for terry cloth product usage. Take a number please. Everyone's been using authorized terry products, correct?

~MarciaH Thu, Aug 23, 2001 (23:37) #21

1 Don't want to miss this for anything!

~terry Fri, Aug 24, 2001 (13:13) #22

Question is, if you've been using authorized product.

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 24, 2001 (14:10) #23

Probably not, and I am not exactly sure as the the purpose to which they might be put. Are they holy towels to heal headaches (as some Eastern sects give out on the New Year) or to be used in some other way. I'd hate to offend The Terry by using them incorrectly... =)

~sociolingo Fri, Aug 24, 2001 (15:03) #24

Yes, we need some advice on correct usage I think

~terry Fri, Aug 24, 2001 (16:08) #25

They should be signed by me and registered in the International Terry Cloth register book that I keep. Also, all terry products are required to have a serial number and be registered. Make sure you do not have pirated product!

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 24, 2001 (21:06) #26

Yours, I gather, are NOT made in China, they Seychelles, or Guyana. Ok mine has a Lone Star tag. Is that authentic?

~sociolingo Sat, Aug 25, 2001 (12:53) #27

OOOPs! I think I'm an illegal ...wot's the punishment??? GRIN

~terry Sat, Aug 25, 2001 (13:13) #28

Illegal terryclothians. They get the wet rat tail treatment.

~sociolingo Sat, Aug 25, 2001 (16:57) #29

Oh Noo!!!! Not that , please not that!

~MarciaH Wed, Aug 29, 2001 (17:53) #30

What is THAT??? Can I help?! May I???

~sociolingo Thu, Aug 30, 2001 (00:45) #31

That Marcia is the wet rat tail treatment ......and NO you cant! giggle

~MarciaH Thu, Aug 30, 2001 (20:02) #32

Fudge!!! Just when I was getting all excited and anticipatory. *sticking tongue out at you* Gonna tell Mom!!!

~sociolingo Fri, Aug 31, 2001 (03:26) #33

Now, now Dear .. you know what excitement does to you .......(giggle)

~MarciaH Sat, Sep 1, 2001 (12:44) #34

I think the whole world knows that...*sigh* I'll behave... Actually I think my Terry-cloth is a knock-off. The tag, on second reading says "Long Star" I think it is wrong, but you never know about Texans. From what I've heard...

~sociolingo Mon, Sep 3, 2001 (08:47) #35

Need mine to mop up the tears ....mind's a blank ..... stress stress. No oomph for cultures I'm afraid .. just as well Terry's filling in there just now.

~MarciaH Mon, Sep 3, 2001 (23:22) #36

Mine is blank. Have piles of stuff I should have done a week or month ago. Better wring mine out and have a go at this pile of stuff to be done. *HUGS* Maggie!!!

~sociolingo Tue, Sep 4, 2001 (02:38) #37

Check your IM again Marcia ..dont think I'm getting through! 4 days to go to wedding ...terry cloths at the ready ....

~MarciaH Thu, Sep 6, 2001 (21:22) #38

Maggie!!! so soon?! My son's is a month and some away... I need airline tickets and hotel room and rental car!

~MarciaH Thu, Sep 6, 2001 (21:26) #39

Which of us gets to be Granmother first???!! Get out those towels! Do they make good diapers? (Nappies to you across the Pond)

~sociolingo Fri, Sep 7, 2001 (01:49) #40

Today Today!!!!!!! Terry cloths at the ready ...

~MarciaH Fri, Sep 7, 2001 (14:58) #41

Oh Maggie! Best wishes on your being Mother-of-the-Bride for the first time! *BIG HUGS* and lots of Terry's best for your tears and stress-twisting.

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