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fine personal lubricants

Topic 132 · 12 responses · archived october 2000
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~wer seed
what keeps you slick?
~PT #1
Oil of a variety of types.
~KitchenManager #2
details, man, details...
~riette #3
Why would one need those?
~PT #4
They make things more interesting. Make things slide easier. For one, Hawaiian Tropic Dark tanning oil works pretty good.
~CotC #5
Astro-Glide in the 34 oz. Party Pump; Snot; Jizm; Olive Oil; BuckScent; Spit; Graphite (you never specified what we were lubricating); Petro-Gel; Butter; the grease from the side of your nose; or you could just pick the scabs and let the pus run...
~riette #6
I usually pick the puss and let the scabs run.
~stacey #7
that is beyond the call of duty, I'm sure! *GROSS*
~PT #8
Whatever floats your boat
~KitchenManager #9
more like whatever keeps engine runnin'
~riette #10
Actually I do it for fun.
~PT #11
Do what for fun? Keep the engine running? Or lubricate?
~KitchenManager #12
sure, why not?
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