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Topic 130 · 12 responses · archived october 2000
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~wer seed
and other skin eruptions...
~PT #1
Smallpox vaccinations.
~CotC #2
Shit, I obviously forgot one. Boils (properly massaged) produce a FINE personal lubricant.
~riette #3
So does baby poop!
~PT #4
I'll bet that the smell would eventually get to you though.
~wer #5
depends on what you like, and what the child ate, and HOW long it has been...
~riette #6
'Cos children like eating brightly coloured things. Like bright green or bright yellow, for instance...
~KitchenManager #7
for instance...
~riette #8
Yes. That THANG.
~KitchenManager #9
and, as we all know, a thang ain't nothing but a thang
~PT #10
Bright colors relieve the monotony. I have always been a fan of purple hair.
~KitchenManager #11
ever dyed yours an off-the-wall color?
~riette #12
I hope you're not asking me? 'Cos the answer is yes. I died it .....BROWN once!
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