Maggots
Topic 131 · 31 responses · archived october 2000
~wer
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:21)
seed
Better pets or
better food?
~PT
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:55)
#1
Would "neither" be an appropriate answer?
~KitchenManager
Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (23:00)
#2
if that's the only one you've got,
it'll have to do...
~riette
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:42)
#3
What's a maggot?
~PT
Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:44)
#4
A fly larva, about the size shape and color of a grain of rice. A very
unpleasant creature.
~KitchenManager
Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (08:35)
#5
It's all in what you do with them...
~riette
Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (03:31)
#6
I'm sure in a cluster they'd make a pretty excellent vibrator....if one needed one, of course.
~KitchenManager
Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (11:56)
#7
Of course...
~riette
Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (15:11)
#8
There is no such thing as a vibrator for men though, is there? So what do guys use when they are alone?
~KitchenManager
Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (23:46)
#9
a whole range of things,
but the simplest answer is...
their hand(s)
~riette
Sun, Dec 27, 1998 (05:44)
#10
So do women - but apart from that. Is there a male equivalent to the vibrator?
~KitchenManager
Sun, Dec 27, 1998 (11:50)
#11
sort of, but not really...
~riette
Mon, Dec 28, 1998 (04:56)
#12
Well?? What is it?
~PT
Mon, Dec 28, 1998 (11:28)
#13
Kind of a vacuum pump. Or so I hear. I've never actually seen one.
~CotC
Thu, Dec 31, 1998 (19:06)
#14
Maggots the size of a grain of rice? Man, PT, either they got some awful man-size rice wherever you hail from or some awful sissy little maggots...
~KitchenManager
Fri, Jan 1, 1999 (11:56)
#15
Been wondering how long it was going to take you to show up in here,
Tommy....
~riette
Sat, Jan 2, 1999 (00:38)
#16
As long as it takes to put a baby to sleep....?
~KitchenManager
Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (23:14)
#17
A very unhygienic patient was being treated by two nurses for a burst vein
in his stomach. While changing the dressing, one of the nurses screamed.
They saw maggots crawling down the man's chest. They had been breeding
between his teeth, and smelling the open wound, decided to feed further
down his body.
~aschuth
Thu, Mar 18, 1999 (13:18)
#18
Yes, that figures. Aaheeeem, different topic - WhERe'd you say you worked?
Oh. Right. Just checking! ;=}
~riette
Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (10:23)
#19
delightful story, Wer!
~KitchenManager
Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:39)
#20
and it warms my ego that you are so easy to please...
~riette
Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (05:33)
#21
For now anyway...
tomorrow I shall be a spoilt brat again, I think.
~KitchenManager
Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (23:33)
#22
then, I may have to spank you...
~riette
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:07)
#23
OOOH! In that case I think I can feel a tantrum coming on!
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:11)
#24
*WHACK!!!*
(pre-emptive strike because I know what you're thinking...)
~riette
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:27)
#25
OUCH!!! I think I can feel an orgasm coming on now...
~riette
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:28)
#26
And so much for foreplay!! You just get right down to business, don't you?
~KitchenManager
Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:59)
#27
depends on the situation...you seem to be wound up and ready to go...
~riette
Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (02:46)
#28
come, you mean
~KitchenManager
Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (11:42)
#29
that's what you mean, at least...
and if you're going to be sassy about it all,
I may have to get really rough with you...
~riette
Mon, May 3, 1999 (01:08)
#30
which Texans define as....?
~KitchenManager
Mon, May 3, 1999 (22:31)
#31
next time I see one, I'll ask...