the worst testicular torture imaginable &mdash; Screwed &mdash; The Spring BBS Archive

~wer Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:27) seed

Come on, let's crush 'em!!!!!!!

~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:59) #1

Talk about a subject I don't like to think about!! Acupuncture followed by an ultrasonic massage.

~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (23:04) #2

that's not torture, that's a fantastic Saturday night alone!

~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:46) #3

That reminds me of my first sexual experience. It was dark, and I was alone...

~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:50) #4

Continue, please do.

~KitchenManager Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (00:44) #5

especially if any testicular torture comes into play later in the story...

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (04:08) #6

My God, THAT's where they went!!! I always knew I was a man!

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:57) #7

I don't know what you have been eating lately, but it's got to be something that will give Lysergic Acid a LOT of competition.

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:59) #8

You? A man? Not a chance.

~KitchenManager Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:59) #9

Hitting the iboga? Wish you'd send me some...

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:59) #10

Tomorrow, I promise, brother. We men must stick together!

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:59) #11

Must be some REALLY good stuff.

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (00:59) #12

Most people take iboga ONCE in their lives...

~riette Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (01:39) #13

Merry Christmas, Wer!!! No more iboga talk today, okay?

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (08:28) #14

Merry Christmas!!! (okay...)

~riette Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (03:33) #15

What a topic to wish each other a merry Christmas in, huh??? ha-ha!

~KitchenManager Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (11:57) #16

'tis true!

~riette Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (15:13) #17

So I'll correct myself immediately by wishing you a happily crushed ball for the New Year!

~KitchenManager Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (23:48) #18

!!!

~riette Sun, Dec 27, 1998 (05:45) #19

I knew that would make you happy!

~KitchenManager Wed, Jan 13, 1999 (18:33) #20

Okay, where's Stacey with the liquid nitrogen?

~stacey Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (12:07) #21

freezing other people's pieces parts!

~KitchenManager Thu, Jan 14, 1999 (23:18) #22

I see...as usual I just get to hear about it, and not get to participate...

~riette Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (14:46) #23

She still needs yours....

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 16, 1999 (23:28) #24

I think needs maybe the wrong word... Stacey?!?!

~stacey Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (00:22) #25

(having to go back and review via the 'net previous posts... Ah hA! I've got it now... A-hem WER, would desires be a better use of a word? just teasing... wouldn't wanna freeze 'em off and throw the at speed into the concrete floor and watch as they shatter into a gazillion frozen pieces... ouch. or would I?

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:16) #26

good question...have one of my own, as well... which is the tease?

~riette Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:34) #27

Stacey just doesn't want to be one of those silly bitches we were talking about.

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 17, 1999 (01:37) #28

I aready knew that...she's seriously into enjoying the moment's activities...

~riette Mon, Jan 18, 1999 (01:38) #29

You know, do you? �knowing grin�

~KitchenManager Mon, Jan 18, 1999 (22:09) #30

yep, all you gotta do is read her posts on the Spring to know that!!! (are you implying something, Ree?)

~riette Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (01:05) #31

Merely that the sea is blue, and the dessert full of sand.... �the grin is widening�

~KitchenManager Tue, Jan 19, 1999 (22:02) #32

as if!

~stacey Sun, Jan 24, 1999 (19:38) #33

*laugh* ahh... the implications I refuse to refute/deny or confirm!

~riette Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (01:34) #34

MAN!!! Sometimes my perception just hits me between the eyes laaaaik a hammer! I must have X-Ree night vision....

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (02:17) #35

so, what you see in the night?

~riette Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (01:57) #36

Very very far...