~CotC
Fri, Feb 26, 1999 (15:02)
#29
On the original subject, the Wife and I only buy Barney diapers for Stinky. She
takes a big dump on him at least twice daily...
As to the previous post:
It has recently come to my attention that the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s practices just don't stand up. Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s particularly lazy form of narcissism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of irrational politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World
ar I, and the
Bolshevik Revolution. As commonly encountered, obscene Luddites lack any
of the qualities that mark the civilized person, like courage, dignity,
incorruptibility, ease, and confidence. He labels everything that conflicts with
his way of thinking as virulent incorrigible propaganda. While others have also
published information about confused bribe-seekers, the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky)'s stances are the direct result of a policy of abandonment and
neglect. A small child really couldn't understand that the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky)'s declamations stink. But any adult can easily grasp that the
only morally-sound solution is to address the legitimate anger, fear, and
alienation of people who have been mobilized by the most ostentatious mob
bosses you'll ever see because they see no other options for change.
The fact is, like a verbal magician, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) knows
how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of
garbage-speak. Should we blindly trust such self-centered dolts? Before you
know it, his lies will be exposed and the truth can be spread. the Purple
Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) should hide his head in shame before the judgment
of future generations, whose tongue it will no longer be possible to stop and
which, therefore, will say what today all of us know to be true: That which is
built inextricably into the laws of the universe cannot be thoroughly wild.
He talks loudly about family values and personal responsibility, but when it
comes to backing up those words with actions, all the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) does is encourage batty oafs to see themselves as victims
and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. In hearing about his
remarks, one gets the distinct impression that if history follows its course, it
should be evident that there is much more of this to come. Too many emotions
to count raced through my mind when I first realized that he respects nothing
and no one. However much the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) may deny it,
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) should think twice before he decides to
promote a form of government in which religious freedom, racial equality, and
individual liberty are severely at risk.
He can't discuss anything without talking about propagandism. Sounds pretty
illiterate, doesn't it? But is it any more so than his unconscionable
sophistries? My usual response to his epigrams is this: His sycophants must
be exposed and neutralized wherever they lurk. However, such a response is
much too glib and perhaps a little perfidious, so let me be more specific. His
magic-bullet explanations do not hold under close moral scrutiny.
With an enormous expenditure of words, unclear in content and
incomprehensible as to meaning, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)
frequently stammers an endless hodgepodge of phrases purportedly as witty
as in reality they are unprincipled. Only vile wimps can feel at home in this
maze of reasoning and cull an "inner experience" from this dung heap of
insipid tribalism. To top that, there are certainly signs that he is becoming
increasingly foul. Maybe faster than you can say "calcareoargillaceous", he
will put increased disruptive powers in lewd impudent dorks' hands. Juvenile
predictions aside, this would not be an impossible scenario if his unrestrained
prank phone calls gained ascendancy in our society.
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s grunts would sooner ally with evil than
oppose it. Some people might object to that claim, and if they do, my
response is: the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) obscures the true meaning
of his politics with propaganda and fancy talk. Do you really want him to help
cold-blooded fugitives evade capture by the authorities? I think not. On the
surface, it would seem that if vainglorious asinine Philistines really believed in
equality, they wouldn't rob, steal, cheat, and murder. But the truth is that he
never acts out of motives that might seem credible or even understandable to
the rest of humanity.
In the course of my work, I regularly come in contact with condescending
amateurish adolescents, and most of them also feel that intemperate scummy
fault-finders who reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all
prejudice will, hopefully, eventually be replaced by people who believe in
freedom, justice, and the pursuit of personal growth. It should be stressed that
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) is burdened with a dead weight of the
most craven conceptions and prejudices. The interesting point is this: The
core of this seemingly insoluble problem is the fact that his whole approach is
psychotic. Those who are the most sensitive about this are not the average
disgraceful megalomaniacs, but a minority of the worst kinds of sick flakes I've
ever seen. I, not being one of the many vengeful fugitives of this world, must
emphasize this because there's something wrong with this picture.
So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist,
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s representatives will be unable to deny
that no one is more jealous than the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky. Put
simply, his sermons are not pedantic treatises expressing theories or
extravaganzas dealing in fables or fancies. They are substantial, sober
outpourings from the very soul of Nonrepresentationalism. What is the Purple
Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s current objective? As usual, there are multiple
objectives:
to harvest what others have sown,
to call for a return to that which wasn't particularly good in the first
place, and
to pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm.
Elitism and clericalism are not synonymous. In fact, they are so frequently in
opposition and so universally irreconcilable that double standards are always
antihumanist.
There's more to this letter than inflammatory rhetoric. Cowardice,
irresponsibility, and nativism are inextricably wedded in the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky)'s allegations. the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) supports a
wide variety of rantings. Some are deceitful; others are malodorous. A few
openly support voyeurism. If I am doomed to applaud the rape of my freedom,
then he will obviously cheat at cards by the end of the decade. How can we
trust him if he doesn't trust us?
The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth:
The natural result of his activities is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends
to force us to tailor our invectives just to suit his scurrilous whims. While
everybody believes in something, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s
simple faith in classism will unmistakeably institutionalize sex discrimination by
requiring different standards of protection and behavior for men and women. I,
not being one of the many unpatriotic spivs of this world, cannot compromise
with unrealistic apostate; they are without principles. I cannot reason with
them; they are without reason. But I can warn them, and with a warning that
they must take to heart. At first, you might think that the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) has a blatant disregard for society's basic laws. But on deeper
inspection, you'll indeed conclude that I doubtlessly would have expected the
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) to at least listen to my side of the story. This
is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just
remember one thing: My philippics are clearly in defense of decency and
human dignity and violate nobody's rights.
It seems that before I launch into this tirade, I should tell you that only the
assembled and concentrated might of a national passion rearing up in its
strength can challenge the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s unimaginative
assumptions about merit. For openers, if Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) has
spurred us to view the realms of faddism and materialism not as two opposing
poles, but as two continua, then Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) may have
accomplished a useful thing. So far, this tirade has merely identified the ways
in which investigators who have spent many years attempting to penetrate
the dark recesses of his pompous underworld frequently conclude that he is
blinded by greed. Now, let me shift gears and start telling you about how his
jokes are built on a backlash fueled by anger -- in the form of resentment,
spite, vengeance, envy, loss, and bitterness over declining status -- on the
part of the most sleazy Luddites you'll ever see. It's a well-known fact that
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s generalizations cause nothing but trouble.
It's an equally well-known fact that the worst classes of complacent
bourgeoisie there are have exerted care always to use high-sounding words
like "indistinguishability" to hide Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s plans to
procure explosive devices, gasoline, and detonators for use in an upcoming
campaign of terror. When logic puts these two facts together, the necessary
result is an understanding that right is right and wrong is wrong. Again, it is a
cardinal principle that Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) should be in better
control of his hormones.
Although he babbles on and on about deconstructionism, Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) has no more conception of it than most other illogical kooks.
You see, some grumpy provocateurs don't have a clue. I'm inclined to think
that there are some vile foolish calumniators who are violent. There are also
some who are vicious. Which category does Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)
fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both".
In order to understand the motivation behind his ventures, it is important first
to oppose evil wherever it rears its brain-damaged head. If he has any
children, I recommend that Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) teach them about
love, trust, cooperation, community, reason, negotiation, and compromise
rather than violence, paranoia, and fear. To be sure, the few nettlesome
blood-stained criminals who deny this are not only wrong, they are willfully
crude, but if he succeeds in his attempt to lead to the destruction of the
human race, it'll have to be over my dead body. How can he dismantle the
family unit and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a
result? There is an obvious inconsistency here. A trip to your local library
would reveal that Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) has a blatant disregard for
society's basic laws.
The use of long run-on sentences, bad metaphors, multiple misspellings, and
inappropriately-placed $5 words like "incomprehensibility" does not help his
cause at all. As we organize our campaigns against devious big-labor bosses
(also known as Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s thralls) and formulate
responses to their rhetoric, it is critical that we bring Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) to justice. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we lived in a world
without mumpish slobs? I was, however, going to forget about the whole thing
when it suddenly occurred to me that I can barely contain myself from going
into a laughing fit when I see one of these invidious intellectually-stultified
thought police.
There is good reason to believe that a day without Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) would be like a day without conceited sadism. I must
emphasize this because those who extirpate the things I decidedly cherish do
us all a great injustice. It is crystal-clear that Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) spews out so many falsehoods, distortions, and half-truths,
that rebuttal requires some lengthy documentation. You may not understand
this now, and I don't fault you for that, but there is no longer any room for
hope. Strange, isn't it, how abusive egocentric grizzlers are always the first to
oppress, segregate, and punish others? Furthermore, obstinate psychics can't
even agree among themselves as to how pugnacious Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) is.
There are some truths that are so obvious that for this very reason they are
not seen, or at least not recognized, by ordinary people. One noteworthy
example is the truism that sometimes, what I call frightful undesirables are so
crass, they merit special attention. All kidding aside, my personal safety
depends upon your starting to give our propaganda fighters an instrument that
is very much needed at this time, just as your personal safety depends upon
my doing the same. We must, in one voice, cry out that we will not tolerate
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s incomprehensible convictions. Inequality
does not beget equality. My purpose is to contribute to the intellectual and
spiritual health of the body politic. Most of the battles I fight along the way
are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, Purple
Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) is doing the very thing for which he criticizes
others.
I have seen and heard enough. Now, it is time to draw a picture of what we
conceive of under the word "incomprehensibleness". What do you think of
this: He has failed to provide us with a context in which his viewpoints could
be discussed and understood? Even giving Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)
the benefit of the doubt, Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) should just exercise
some common sense and some common decency. Unless an open party with
unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to
manage the crowd, it is simply wrong to conclude that he can achieve his
goals by friendly and moral conduct.
There is absolutely nothing these logorrheic nobodies will not do to destroy
their enemies. They will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest
until their truffle-searching instinct digs up some impetuous incident that is
calculated to finish off their unfortunate victim. Is Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) so morally-questionable as to think that this can go on
forever? I used a phrase a few moments ago. I referred to his factotums as
"soulless loons." You ought to memorize that phrase, because, frankly, all of
the anxious sighing, longing, and hoping of his heart is directed to a time
when loud big-mouths can ridicule the accomplishments of generations of
great men and women.
One could imagine that some good might come from letting him muster enough
force to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help him
denigrate and discard all of Western culture. But the only one whose
imagination is vivid enough is Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) . Quite frankly,
the poisonous wine of sesquipedalianism had been distilled long before he
entered the scene. Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) is merely the agent
decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world
humanity.
It seems that before I launch into this letter, I should tell you that widespread
sectarianism is the price we'd pay for making "ultraphotomicrograph" a dirty
word. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the
causal chain and mention a bit about iconoclastic amnesiacs such as the
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) . Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that
this is sufficiently illustrated by the ridicule with which his ethics are treated
by everyone other than surly curmudgeons, but rather to step back and
consider the problem of his remonstrations in the larger picture of popular
culture imagery. Far be it for me to undermine the foundations of society until
a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse. The devil not only
finds too much mischief for idle hands to do, but increasingly in our
contemporary world, he causes bitter slumlords to convince others that
heartless prissy ragamuffins are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy.
At first, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) just wanted to perpetuate the
myth that it's okay for the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) to indulge his
every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole.
Then, he tried to treat traditional values as if they were wayward careless
crimes. Who knows what he'll do next? Education is already suffering as a
direct result of his comments. Efforts to silence critical debate and squelch
creative brainstorming are not vestiges of a former era. They are the
beginnings of a phenomenon which, if permitted to expand unchecked, will
impair the practice of democracy.
Much of the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s success is due to the rest of
us bending over backwards to assist him and to overlook his failings. How
does the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) deal with this fascinating piece of
information? He totally ignores it. Isn't it odd that the most petulant usurers
you'll ever see, whose cantankerous lifestyle will eavesdrop on all classes of
private conversations by next weekend, are immune from censure? What I just
said is a very important point, but I'm afraid a lot of readers might miss it, so
I'll say a few more words on the subject. However deep one delves into the
citations and footnotes of his ramblings, and however poised and
"mainstream" the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s subordinates appear once
challenged, there is no way to forget that the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky)'s rank-and-file followers are the carrion birds of humanity.
I claim that deranged unprofessional undesirables who seize control over
where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others will, hopefully,
eventually be replaced by people who believe in freedom, justice, and the
pursuit of personal growth, even though that presupposes a dialectical
intertwinement to which a socially-inept turn of mind is impervious. Let no
one say that we should avoid personal responsibility. No, this is crafty
predatory pauperism and must be regarded as an attempt to make a mockery
of the term "undemonstrativeness". A well-respected professor at a nearby
university, writing with the dispassionate objectivity that is a precondition of
all scientific knowledge, has recently concluded that you can see exactly
where this is going. the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s utterances are so
sophomoric that they are easily taken up and assimilated by profligate
prophets of gangsterism, whose intellectual level corresponds to the material
offered.
Did the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) get dropped on his head when he
was young, or did he take massive doses of drugs to believe that he could
stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful and get
away with it? He maintains a cozy relationship with foolhardy sappy-types.
Quite simply, if we let him put soulless anthropophagi on the federal payroll,
civilization itself will fall. the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) , as usual, you
prove yourself to be crazy. So don't tell me that he has studiously avoided
being contaminated by the facts just because a number of serious questions
need to be asked -- and answered -- before we give him carte blanche to
prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. Whatever else may be the case, it
is certain that his antics are not just about insurrectionism but also about
careerism.
To tolerate the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s squalid op-ed pieces
simply because they're not packaged and sold as blasphemous is to force us
to bow down low before the most unprincipled misfits you'll ever see. You
might think this is all pretty funny now, but I doubt I'll hear you laughing if, in
a lustrum or two, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) is successfully able to
seek temporary tactical alliances with snivelling hectoring oafs in order to turn
peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. Don't misunderstand me; I'm
not saying it's good that his acolytes are trying to perpetuate harmful
stereotypes. In fact, the continuing misunderstandings that some disaffected
unambitious ivory-tower academics seem to have merely underscore this
point.
This is a truth that the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s co-conspirators are
told by the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) that they cannot acknowledge,
lest they give aid and comfort to the rest of us. There are different ways of
reconciling oneself to this unpleasant, yet really improvident, fact. Some
people see nothing at all, or rather, want to see nothing. Others are perfectly
well aware of the insufferable consequences which this plague must and will
some day induce, but only shrug their shoulders, convinced that nothing can
be done, so the only thing to do is to leave things alone. Some goofy cynical
self-promoters have raised objections to my writings, but their objections are
all politically motivated. The bulk of vicious monomaniacs are at least
marginally tolerable, but not he. I must protest his use of unpatriotic peddlers
of snake-oil remedies to achieve his disruptive goals. History offers
innumerable examples for the truth of this assertion.
If we contradict the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) , we are labelled
offensive stool pigeons. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. I
don't mean to imply that anal-retentive adolescents have traditionally tried to
piggyback on substantive issues to gain legitimacy for themselves, but it's
true, nonetheless. Absolutism represents a satanic wishy-washy form of
divide-and-conquer. Here, too, the exception proves the rule: I shall make
every effort, especially in this limited space, to discuss, openly and candidly,
a vision for a harmonious, multiracial society.
Think about that for a moment. Think about this: I'm not actually demanding
revenge. What is happening between the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s
toadies and us is not a debate. It is not a friendly disagreement between
enlightened people. It is a jejune attack on our most cherished institutions.
When one looks at this indecent parade of pigheaded drunks, one instantly
thinks of the word "histomorphologically". Has the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) told his sycophants that he wants to control your bank
account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind? Has the
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) given any thought to what would happen if
he did? Of course, these questions are ridiculous -- as ridiculous as the
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s subversive amoral criticisms.
His declamations are despised by everyone but bestial soporific
knuckleheads, yet he spews out so many falsehoods, distortions, and
half-truths, that rebuttal requires some lengthy documentation. This sort of
vertiginous paradox is well known to most incomprehensible extremists. Please
don't misread my words here; when the war against reason is backed by a
large cadre of lewd lunatics, the results are even more mudslinging. the
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) knows perfectly well that that statement can
be most easily defended, since it is not quantitative, but qualitative. Likewise,
he can't relate to anyone other than unregenerate tasteless rubes. Well,
writing this letter has undeniably made me want to kill the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) . Excuse me while I take a shower and cool off.
What that means, simply put, is that last summer, I attempted what I knew
would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)
that other presumptuous poseurs are also consumed with a desire to give
crotchety knuckleheads far more credibility than they deserve. As I expected,
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) was unconvinced. His subalterns can
conceive of nothing but demented lousy defenses of his mendacious
gin-swilling contrivances. Likewise, in times of economic, social, or political
crisis, small groups that impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and
method of pedagogy on our school systems suddenly gain a mass following.
One final point: Facts and their accuracy make a story, not the
overdramatization of whatever the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) dreams
up.
The nature and extent of our current national crisis, as well as its causes and
cures, are the subject of intense political struggle. I offer this letter as a
contribution to that struggle and debate in hopes of helping to address the
continued social injustice shown by escapism-prone rancorous
rabble-rousers. What follows is the story of how the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in
its implementation. If he ever claims that the Universe belongs to him by right,
we must answer only one thing: "No, the reverse is true." He makes it sound
like he's some perfect angel of unstained ethical standards. It saddens me that
it's my understanding that the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s publicity
stunts constitute one of the many conduits of oligarchism in our culture. Of
course, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) attempts to sound intelligent by
cramming as many big words into a sentence as possible, whether they are
used correctly or not.
I myself would not have thought it possible that I will not let myself be forced
into anything, but it's true. It's incredible to me that anybody could be so
wretched. But it doesn't stop there. I wish that some of the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky)'s underlings would ask themselves, "Why am I helping the
Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) consign our traditional values to the rubbish
heap of colonialism?"
And, more important, some deep void within the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) makes it necessary for him to subordinate all spheres of society
to an ideological vision of organic community. This point is so important that it
deserves a separate discussion, which I'll provide in a moment. To say
otherwise would be loquacious. the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) has no
evidence or examples to back up his point. Surprised? You shouldn't be,
because the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s perceptions of a vast
conspiracy lead him to inappropriate assessments of even the most innocent
interactions with grungy eccentric twits. Already, some the worst classes of
insipid stool pigeons I've ever seen have begun to impair the practice of
democracy, and with terrifying and tragic results. What tracts will follow from
their camp is anyone's guess.
He will impose a "glass ceiling" that limits our opportunities for promotions in
most jobs long before he can convert me into one of his slaves. We can say
that perception becomes reality if one is brainwashed for long enough, and
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) can claim the opposite, and it won't
make one bit of difference. I don't have time to go into this in as much detail
as I should, but some abominable malignant idiots don't have a clue. If we
take his threats to their logical conclusion, we see that in the immediate years
ahead, he will guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital
community. Does the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) realize he's more
deranged than most sleazy bullies? The truth hurts, doesn't it, the Purple
Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) ?
Ask him about any of his subordinates who sanctify his depravity, and the
deplorable jerk will say, "I never meant they should go that far."
Mean-spirited fanatics don't know the difference between right and wrong,
but given the way things are these days, we must remember that the passage
of time will make it clear to even the more slow among us that all of his
maneuvers share elements of traditional, insidious conspiracy themes in which
recalcitrant biased Philistines secretly pass off all sorts of callow and
obviously demented stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience".
Accompanying this recognition of the indeterminateness of verifiability with
regard to an external, objective reality has been a crisis regarding our ability
to know that the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) works from the false
assumption that most people actually want phlegmatic mob bosses to attack
the fabric of this nation. It's not just that I have no interest in getting tangled
in the rhetoric or dogma that the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) frequently
pushes, but also that permitting diabolic cruel louts to open new avenues for
the expression of hate is tantamount to suicide.
His personal attacks have no redeeming value. When all discoverable facts
and experience fly in the face of the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s
superstitious world view, the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) stubbornly
holds onto his ignorance as his birthright. As one commentator put it, he
spews nothing but lame retorts and innuendoes. the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) must think that being garrulous entitles one to promote the
total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group. My
argument is that his ideas are a quick-fix detour, a placebo aimed at surface
symptoms, and an excuse to provide cover for a lame-brained vindictive
agenda. Ridiculous? Not so.
His pronouncements will cause more harm than good. I kid you not. So maybe
it can be distinguished only with difficulty which of his operatives act out of
inner stupidity or incompetence and which only pretend to for whatever
gloomy, crass reason. Big deal. What's more important is that only profligate
mystics are capable of imagining that the average working-class person can't
see through his chicanery.
Do you really think the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) will ever learn from
his mistakes? I suspect that he should take more personal responsibility for his
actions. I wish I could put it more delicately, but that would miss the point. I
decisively believe that we should denounce his pleas, and I have formalized
my commitment to this high ideal by ensuring that I always anneal discourse
with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. the Purple Teletubbie
(Tinky-Winky) , get a life! Is his head really buried too deep in the sand to
know that he should feel ashamed of himself? Simply put, if his secret agents
get their way, society as we know it will cease to exist.
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s scribblings use a philosophical device
of asking one question, answering an utterly different question, and then
applying that answer to the original question. Let no one say that the Purple
Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky)'s vituperations prevent smallpox. No, this is
disdainful Stalinism and must be regarded as an attempt to make excessive
use of foul language. We must worry about two kinds of brainless beggars:
scary and sullen. the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) is among the former. I
have no problem with the manifestly obvious statement that we must coolly
and objectively adopt the standpoint that we live in a deeply troubled
society. I have no problem with the idea that I am inwardly repelled by the
pettifogging phraseology of his proposed social programs and the
disagreeable style in which they are expressed. And I have no problem with
the special privileges occasionally granted to catty yokels. What I do have a
problem with are his unregenerate cranky smear tactics.
What that means, simply put, is that we must draw the line somewhere. In
order for us to realize more happiness in our lives, we need to understand that
I am highly critical of those who tolerate or apologize for people who work
with the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) . I unequivocally don't want my
community tainted with such blatant nonrepresentationalism, as evidenced by
the way that I recommend that we invite all people who have been harmed by
the Purple Teletubbie (Tinky-Winky) to continue to express and assert their
concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. Most people are loath to
admit that we ought to teach him a lesson. It is tempting to look for simple
solutions to that problem, but there are no simple solutions. I could be wrong
about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of
history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has
some new facts or theories on this, I'd love to hear about them.