What does Riette like?

not her name

chocolate w/champagne grapes inside.

es verdad

naturally

... little fingers sticking outta her bum and wolfie's tail...

and little muffins all in a row!

tantrums

uh oh, should I ask?

ask what?

Ask her about dancing nude in front of the vicar's boy....

Riette, what about dancing nude in front of the vicars boy?

NOTHING ABOUT IT!!! It was an accident! These things happen!

not for me they don't...

Not for me either! But it was the last time that vicar boy tried to hit on her, I can tell you!

Can you include a re-enactment in the video you're making for Spring, Ree?

I don't think so!

Fair enough.

Believe me, Terry, it ain't a pretty sight!

Are you going to be in Ree's video she's sending to us, Sonja?

No way! Don't think she's not been pestering me about it either. That's why I've hidden the battery and electric cable - not having anyone sneak up on me, and filming my big butt.

What if you wore pants. It would be ok then, right? Yeah, yeah, that's it! Your butt could be the star of the video. It could go around the studio, pick out certain things and just tell a little something about it. And you could come up with a real special butt voice to use. You could have different things going on, like how about a breeze that comes in the window and blows pieces of paper up against the wall---and on each piece of paper there can be a word on them---words like: "the" "butt" "will" "now" "introduce" "the" "artist" "who" "created" "all" "these" "works" "of" "art" .....and then the butt could speak, and speak quite frankly.

That would have been the ultimate work of art. Especially as her butt has the most beautiful singing voice imaginable! Afraid she's not joking, though. She HAS hidden most of the camera equipment - God knows where, because it's a small flat, and I cannot find it!!! But then again, there's another two weeks to keep searching....and when I do, I'll be sure to get some really sexy shots of her! In the meantime I'll just have to post all the photos I have of her to get you all better aquainted. What do you say?

I say *GREEN LIGHT*

Damn! I don't have THAT many hiding places!

So, what ever happened regarding the video and pictures? Riette, is nude dancing the usual way you chase off unwanted people?

After seeing how pretty you look, I can't beleive that this is effective.

These people with their huge, blurry telescopes telling them horrible lies..... I don't normally chase people off like that, but it was effective alright! This, of course, raises a question or two about your judgement of people's outward appearances.... ha-ha!!

My judgement of outward appearances seems to be accurate. Whenever i think that a woman is pretty, my friends agree with me. Come to think of it, not many people disagree with me about anything. Might have something to do with my size. Seriously though, my friends are my friends, partially because they're not afraid to tell me when I'm wrong.

Size doesn't matter! How big did you say you were?....

I am 2M and 105K. That is as close a conversion as I can get. I am also the shortest guy in my family. My youngest brother is the tallest. He is 2.1M. He plays basketball.

Good Lord! I assume that you like tall girls then, like Mike and Wer?! And I don't blame you for it either. Lucky for 1.65 m tall short ar$es like me, not all guys are quite that big!

I don't limit myself by size or age, in any of my friends, girls or otherwise. When someone limits themselves, they only hurt themselves, depriving themselves of the unique experience of the company of part of the human spectrum. actually you are about average height as far as women around here go. As far as age goes my best friend is a 92 year old electrical contractor. he still works 80 hour weeks, and he says he'll retire when he gets old.

That's the spirit! That's how I'd like to grow old.

It's the only way. By the way this guy has 3 girlfriends in 3 different states. He sees each of them twice a month.

ha-ha! And now that there's viagra, he could probably go thrice a month!

Well, I don't know. He does still work full time. Maybe, with viagra, he can get another girlfriend in each town....Maybe with viagra, he is in danger of being shot by a jealous husband.

Yes, that would be utterly pointless! Imagine! Still, at the same time it would be pretty flattering getting shot dead by a jealous husband at the age of 92!!

And, It would be pretty unflattering to the husband.

Think about it. Having word get out that the wife prefers a 92 year old.