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Since ratthing lost weight his _____ looks really nice.

Topic 44 · 42 responses · archived october 2000
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~ratthing seed
Complete the sentence: Since ratthing lost weight his ___ looks really nice.
~KitchenManager #1
butt
~riette #2
hair?
~autumn #3
teeth.
~KitchenManager #4
berga
~autumn #5
What the hell is that? (not familiar with rodent anatomy) He's got parts I never even heard of!
~riette #6
Yeah, me to - what on earth could that be???
~KitchenManager #7
and back to the topic's command... latest posting
~ratthing #8
awwwwww, aint you sweet.
~KitchenManager #9
enough to eat...
~riette #10
Don't tempt him!! You must be thin as a rake by now, hey Ray?
~ratthing #11
i have lost 38 lbs thus far and am down to 213, with 180 as my goal weight. i figure i should be there aroun march or april of next year. i have so far spent about $200 to have 3 suits re-cut and have had to have my pants recut as well. i can fit into suits and sportscoats that i have not been able to wear in six years!!!
~KitchenManager #12
if I ever hit 180 again Ray, the people around me will go bonkers... haven't weighed that little since sometime between 1982 and 1985... (congrats, by the way!)
~riette #13
That is so great, Ray. PLEASE send us a photo! How much is 180 pounds?
~TIM #14
About 88 kilos. That might be a high estimate, but not by much.
~riette #15
How does one convert pounds into kilogrammes then? Does it mean I weigh over a HUNDRED pounds???
~TIM #16
Pounds divided by 2.2 equals Kilos. You probably do Weigh over 100 pounds. The normal weight for someone your size is 135.
~riette #17
Well, I'm 56 kilogrammes, and I don't care if that's over 135 pounds or not - I'm NOT going on a diet, because I love to eat!
~TIM #18
Let's see, Riette. 56 Kilos is 123.2 pounds. So, you've got nothing to worry about.
~riette #19
Guess how much I weighed when I was 9 months pregnant? 72 Kilogrammes!!! ha-ha! So I just kept sending Mum the photos of 4 months and 6 months, and she thought I looked beautiful all through pregnancy!!
~TIM #20
Wow Riette! I bet It was no fun losing all that weight after the baby was born.
~riette #21
It was no problem - it went by itself. I could never go on a diet - it would kill me! But I breastfed both babies, and I think that helps to get one back to normal quickly - don't ask me why. The experts say so. I didn't really care at the time though - I was much to excited!
~TIM #22
Riette, If you ever write that piece for a women's magazine, I suggest that you use a fake address, because you'll be the envy of just about all of them. Losing weight without trying.
~riette #23
huh? I really don't have the kind of body that other women normally envy; I'm no athlete or anything like that. Just sort of put together and left that way. But it doesn't bother me. As long as it works and takes me where I want to go, I don't care much how it looks. I've just accepted it as it is, and don't push it this way or that. So it sort of looks after itself, I think. Aren't people who are obsessed with their bodies more likely to develop problems anyway? I mean, if you walk around all da , thinking, 'musn't eat that, musn't do that - OF COURSE you're going to get so obsessed that you'll overdo it when you give in.'
~TIM #24
Riette, I never thought of it that way. That makes a lot of sense.
~riette #25
To me anyway; or perhaps it's just a way of justifying an unhealthy life! I don't really care.
~TIM #26
Riette, If it ain't broke don't fix it.
~riette #27
Wisdom wrapped in Yankhood!
~TIM #28
Riette, What is a yankhood?
~riette #29
That tag on your forhead that says, 'I'm a Wank!'
~riette #30
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! That's it, I can't ever show my face here again!!! That was a typing mistake!!!!! Really! NO, REALLY, TIM! I meant: That tag on your forehead that says, 'I'm a Yank.'
~TIM #31
Doggone, Riette, someone must have written something on one of my bandaids!
~TIM #32
Riette, you must realize that sometimes a freudian slip is a slip of the finger, not always the tongue.
~riette #33
And that was Freudian as hell! ha-ha! I rather enjoyed the way it came out actually - was it good for you too, baby?
~TIM #34
It sure was, Riette, Fantastic!!
~riette #35
Consider it foreplay!
~TIM #36
Riette, I think that there are better kinds of foreplay. However I am always open to new ideas
~riette #37
There is bodily foreplay, and there are playful minds....
~TIM #38
And, Riette, That is a promising combination!
~riette #39
Promise? Oh goodness, I have to go do the cooking! I can hear Chris coming up the stair, and I don't even have clean undies for him for tomorrow! $hit - trouble again!
~TIM #40
I promise, Riette!!
~sprin5 #41
head
~MarciaH #42
So, where's an updated photo of the man himself all svelte and suave? Head will do, too.
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