Greetings and salivations!

hee-haw!!!! Got here first!! Congratulations, Wer!!! ME: butt ugly bitch!

yeah, baby, you KNOW what I like!

I do, I do. And do you know what I like?

I know stuff that you don't even know that you like yet!

Cocky bugger! I know moves that you don't have enough limbs for...

Hey, WER, do you remember what I like?... If so, couldja lemme know? I can't seem to remember...

Thomas, that would be enthusiasm over skill... Riette, that's why I have Thomas...

�FROWN� You mean you can't handle my moves with enough enthusiasm all by yourself?

you said I needed more limbs, none of us had previously mentioned my level of enthusiasm...

No, you're right - only Tommy Latex's. So which is more important, do you think? Enthusiasm or enough limbs?

oh boy! *sigh*

Multidimensional. Bemused. Punctual.

Greetings and mutations, girls - I was wondering when you'd show up!

Thought I'd come here to get screwed.

Now or later?

What the Hell, it's time for... ANOTHER UNFOUNDED ACCUSATION The Universal Life Church does not back or condemn anyone in any office. The left is anti-individualistic. Their personal answers are to be found there and there alone. Why aren't they all contented like me? Their needs have been so thoughtlessly defined. We are therefore not legal life forms if we do not succeed. They may well be separate issues. To accept these arguments I must accept some statements that have little supporting evidence. The moral of the story of the last twenty years is this: Disperse the miasma of cerebral sado-masochism. There is simply no way to know what is behind the music you hear. Sorry, Dave. But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it! She hopes he will use it on her. its primal behavior patterns will appear ("A far more sensible idea"). Everything is a symbol (monkey screeches and barks; weird dancing all-night; bombs and guns; all emotions and secret feelings! Oh! It is excellent!). One can't help but admire such sentiments. The chain of life is astoundingly adaptable. Oh, well.

That's really weird. You are a vicar right, Tommy?

uh oh!

remember when we used to talk like this in all the conferences?

OK, WER, I'll bite (or whatever) -- what's IAOM? I Adjusted Only Myself? It's An Orifice, My-Son? I Am an Oil Magnate? Iodine And Other Medicaments? ... or what?

the name of God according to the Masons...

ooh, telnet...

yes, I do remember...

thought you would... (and glad you do!)

now it seems as tasteless, ergonomically incorrect yet tittilating informational banter has become socially acceptable, we have reigned in the arbitrary for more congenial albeit less disrespectful conversation on the couch. At least we have a place to call 'dominion.'

you noticed too, huh? now, if we just had a willing dominatrix...

down, down, i say...

on the floor?

hands and knees.

yes, Mistress...

not a word from you! only moaning!

mmmMmmh

technical questoin: is physical contact allowed?

requisite question for a correct response: why are you asking this now?

(am I in the wrong damn topic again? Is this not where I am dominating over you in the most sinful of ways?!?!)

(no, right topic, and yes, physical contact is allowed when necessary...wish you'd tell me why you asking now)

ah... my ability to make you irritated by sheer curiousity is part of my charm no doubt!

mmm?

that was a weakass moan...

unhhh... unhhh... unnhhhh... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNGH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNGH OooOHhhhgnphunnhhhhMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

now I have fondue panties...

shall I bring the Kirsch?

or was that a nice way of saying that you're an FE?

(not familiar w/ the terminology... please explain...)

(maybe I will just wait and see if anyone other than Thomas is as depraved as I...this isn't going to get me spanked, is it?)

Female... E-something... you HOPE this getsyou spanked!

ding! first word is correct! nah, I figure I could trigger that response whenever necessary...

by biting me?!?! Emissions being the second?

I'm not telling... No, but you're extremely close...

Excretions?

Still close...

ejaculate? (knowing full well I must've figured it out!)

closer... actually, the word should be ejaculator in context...

that was the best I could do w/o sounding redundant... i give... what is it?

that was it... FE = Female Ejaculator

well, screw you for telling me 'closer' --- I got it right! (and yes, that was what I was getting at with the fondue panties although more of a PFE)

you said, "ejaculate?" close, but not technically correct... my turn, so what does the P stand for?

Pre (with the understanding the ejaculate is the correct terminology)

it is not when I ask if you're an FE... tease... and are you, really?

it is if you as if I was referring to fondue panties in the realm of FE... *grin*

did you read that post before you submitted it?

yes

good, 'cause I need you to explain it to me...

talking substances versus subjects...

no, this part, "it is if you as if I was..." yeah, I got the rest, you switched context mid-discussion... still never actually answered if you were or not...

*sigh* I shall spell it out.. Fondue panties... a little sticky as if they are graced with a bit of female ejaculate or (as in the aforementioned case) female pre ejaculate... GET IT????? *laugh*

oops! you beat me! (and YOU switched context... I always knew what context in which I was speaking!) *giggle*

hello everyone,,,,

Hi, wait till . . . Well, just wait.

hehe...

hello evil man... *laugh*

Back again! How's ya been, girl?

pretty good... long week. back to teaching but still doing some design work for the last summer job I had... no connection yet at school so I cannot even drop in before or after school. soon, I hope. and how are you screw-head?!?! (gotta stay with the topic somehow)

hiya, sexy-screw!

That's wuss' up with Ms. Stace'. . . no access at l'ecole. Hope you get it! Miss your daily ruminations.

Same here!

lookit me! Screwed because my 'rents are coming in for a whole TEN days and all I need is a little peace and quiet! Two a.m. sounded like a good time to get it.

Something on this screen IS looking at you!

This is really a hilarious conference. The eyeball is amazing.

aw, shucks *blush*

*smile* That makes you the host! But I can see what Ri�tte meant when she told me you were a computer boffin.

one of, yes... do I really want to know what a "boffin" is in this context?

It is a word we use in Afrikaans to call people geniusses without embarrassing them.

That's right, Kitchen Manager.

Hello Riette, sorry you had to leave so soon this morning. Hope you had a good time on your date. Did you end up in Germany this time? Or, was the location a bit more ordinary?

I just got home, but I'm afraid I'm not going to be here long - I absolutely MUST finish my picture tonight....have been utterly lazy this week. Had a great day. The kids went to their playgroup, so I persuaded Chris to go on a train journey. So we bought a special ticket, valid for one day, with which you can travel anywhere in Switzerland. And sat in trains all day, watching the snow fall outside, getting off in different towns, and trying their coffee (at least he did). I tried the Coke! Had lunc in Luzern, and dessert in Interlaken, but by 16:00 he wanted to come home to work, so I asked him to pick up the kids, and went on to other places. It was a gorgeous day - the bit on my own was so peaceful; I sometimes forget how nice it is to be entirely on one's own.

Sounds like you had a wonderful time. I'm glad you did. Sorry you have to rush off. We'll talk later then..

What were you up to yesterday?

Kristin"s phone was disconnected, so I went to her place to see if she was alright. She was O K , and the phone was back on, so I went to work. Juat before The end of my shift, Laura, another friend of mine, paged me. She had to go to the Hospital and she could not wake her boyfriend up. I took her to the hospital and waited for them to treat her. It was 3 am when I got her home. Because she was on some potent medication, and her boyfriend was not up yet, I stayed at her place until her boyfriend got up, around 6.30 am. Then I went to breakfast, and got home at @9am. She lives 32km from me.

Ugh! How exhaustingly eventful! I hope your friend is alright though - what was the matter? Will she be okay?

She was doing well this morning. The problem was she had too much to drink and her body was treating the alcohol as a poison. She will be O K if she quits drinking.

I just got off the phone with her. she is still doing well.

Hmmm...three months pass since the last screw...is everyone still having that cigarette? *Sigh...*

well, sort of... got a better suggestion?

Hi, Annette!