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get screwed on your birthday!

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~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (03:08) seed

everyone line up... and remember, you're gonna be next someday, so be nice...

~KitchenManager Wed, Sep 23, 1998 (03:10) #1

Happy Birthday, Kristen!!! (hope that was as good for you as it was for me...)

~riette Thu, Sep 24, 1998 (01:38) #2

Don't steal my line!

~KitchenManager Thu, Sep 24, 1998 (09:09) #3

why can't I borrow your line? you definately have better bait...

~riette Thu, Sep 24, 1998 (14:32) #4

No no, flattery won't get ya anywhere with me, young man!!! But food might...

~KitchenManager Thu, Sep 24, 1998 (17:45) #5

what do you want, and, possibly more importantly, how do you want it served?

~riette Fri, Sep 25, 1998 (01:25) #6

Meat...raw...live....served on the carcass...

~KitchenManager Fri, Sep 25, 1998 (07:32) #7

moo

~riette Fri, Sep 25, 1998 (11:19) #8

�ggggrrrrrr� woof!

~KitchenManager Fri, Sep 25, 1998 (12:22) #9

hate to interupt and all, however, bulls don't have udders...

~riette Sat, Sep 26, 1998 (11:43) #10

I should hope not! I wasn't thinking of a cow either...

~KitchenManager Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (10:07) #11

Well, Mrs. Walton(note correct spelling)? Are you ready?

~ratthing Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (11:21) #12

ohygod! with all of the ruckus here lately, i forgot that it is riette's birthday. HAPPY BDAY REEHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~riette Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (11:40) #13

ha-ha!!! Thanks! You'll never guess what my husband gave me...

~terry Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (11:51) #14

What? Ten days in the Caribean? Happy birthday sweetie!

~WESLEY Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (12:54) #15

WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

~riette Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (13:01) #16

Thanks, Terry! And the answer is: a thing to take when I go see places, to help me get along faster - a scooter! Is that brilliant or what? Very light, very compact, and with it one can see so much more in a day than just on foot. Is that original or what??? I'm thrilled!

~PT Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (16:44) #17

Sounds like you will put it to a lot of use. A good choice for a present.

~ratthing Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (16:55) #18

indeed! you are a lucky lady, ree.

~wer Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (18:29) #19

Welcome, PT!!! What made you decide to get screwed, if I may be so bold as to ask?

~PT Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (18:40) #20

Thank you, It seemed like a good idea at the time.

~wer Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (18:41) #21

Isn't that always the way!

~PT Wed, Dec 9, 1998 (18:58) #22

Yes, the way I get myself into trouble most of the time.

~riette Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (00:52) #23

If only screwing weren't so WORTH it!

~PT Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (01:14) #24

I couldn't agree with you more.

~KitchenManager Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (09:11) #25

Preach it, sister!

~riette Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (09:27) #26

ha-ha! Live it, brother! Hey, why don't everyone enter their birth dates here? Then we'll know when to care extra lots about each other.

~KitchenManager Thu, Dec 10, 1998 (23:07) #27

June 27, 1966

~PT Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:06) #28

July 12, 1955

~riette Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (11:09) #29

Anybody else?

~ratthing Fri, Dec 11, 1998 (12:17) #30

June 10

~riette Sat, Dec 12, 1998 (00:53) #31

A round day! How lucky - I always think a round day birthday is a lucky thing. I mean, that doesn't happen so often, does it?

~PT Sat, Dec 12, 1998 (01:01) #32

What is a round day?

~ratthing Sat, Dec 12, 1998 (12:00) #33

10, 20, 30??? i've been very fortunate my whole life, i think. when i was born, my mom tells me that it was a very difficult birth and that i failed to breath for a long time. i ended up with spinal injuries, and the doctors told mom i would be mentally retarded. except for the occasional drooling over a woman, i really dont exhibit many signs of being retarded. do i?

~PT Sat, Dec 12, 1998 (13:37) #34

Since when is drooling over a woman a sign of being retarded?

~ratthing Sat, Dec 12, 1998 (15:46) #35

well, the drooling part is. ;)

~autumn Sat, Dec 12, 1998 (19:52) #36

November 2, 1965.

~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 13, 1998 (00:29) #37

Autumn's older than I am...

~riette Sun, Dec 13, 1998 (05:30) #38

ha-ha!!! But at least neither of you are OLD.

~KitchenManager Mon, Dec 14, 1998 (00:02) #39

which, of course, has both it's benefits and downfalls...

~riette Mon, Dec 14, 1998 (01:51) #40

such as?

~autumn Mon, Dec 14, 1998 (19:26) #41

Wer, do I detect a distinct "nah, nah, na nah na" quality to your last statement? :-) Older, wiser, maturer (?). I am the Spring Matron.

~KitchenManager Mon, Dec 14, 1998 (23:24) #42

why, yes, I think you did...

~riette Tue, Dec 15, 1998 (00:12) #43

Now, now, children. Just remember, I'm 25.... NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!

~KitchenManager Tue, Dec 15, 1998 (00:16) #44

On the outside, maybe...

~PT Tue, Dec 15, 1998 (11:31) #45

I get such a kick out of hearing people 10 or more years younger than I, talking about how old they feel!!

~autumn Tue, Dec 15, 1998 (22:55) #46

I still feel like I'm 16...but when I was in my late 20's, I felt 50! Things are much more even-keeled these days.

~riette Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (00:37) #47

I feel very comfortable and intellectually challenged around my 3 year-old - I think that's about my level right now. Especially with the new scooter.... Every time I go somewhere, I think, 'Tinky Winky Scoota!'

~PT Wed, Dec 16, 1998 (14:02) #48

If you are intellectually challenged around your 3 yr old, she definitely has me scared.

~riette Thu, Dec 17, 1998 (03:00) #49

She has me scared too sometimes!

~PT Thu, Dec 17, 1998 (12:00) #50

Maybe you have a little Einstein on your hands.

~riette Fri, Dec 18, 1998 (00:42) #51

Nah....just a little Walton! Imagine, her speech isn't perfect yet, but she knows exactly what comes where when you change a plug, and tells you what to do...It just reeks of her dad - he built his first radio when he was four. She's very much into wires and stuff as well. You should hear some of the conversations between the two of them!!

~PT Fri, Dec 18, 1998 (11:32) #52

I'd keep an eye on her. You might wake up one morning and find that your bedroom has been bugged. Or the neighbor's.

~riette Sat, Dec 19, 1998 (00:05) #53

Actually I was hoping she'd build me a cool stereo system for my 30th birthday...

~PT Sat, Dec 19, 1998 (10:53) #54

She may even have found a way to make stereo obsolete in favor of something else by that time.

~riette Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (01:28) #55

But an infra-solar-super-sonic egg beater wouldn't make me half as happy as a stereo system!

~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:16) #56

No, but perhaps something of the nature of an all sensory experience?

~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:08) #57

I'll see how my current source of all sensory experience is doing by then before wishing for something like that. In the meantime I just say my prostate prayers every night...

~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (14:14) #58

You may get it without wishing for it. But prayers can be a good idea anyway.

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (03:41) #59

It's a sort of back-up for good wishes.

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:17) #60

True, but be careful what you ask for. You may get it.

~riette Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:17) #61

I only ask for things I want - why should I be careful about getting it?

~PT Tue, Dec 22, 1998 (10:17) #62

Some people only ask for what they think that they want. When they get it, they Don't know what to do with it.

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (01:02) #63

verily, verily

~KitchenManager Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (00:46) #64

we forgot to get Stacey screwed on her birthday!!!! so, will you take a rainscrew, Stace?

~aschuth Sat, Apr 17, 1999 (06:10) #65

How about presenting her with a corkscrew, courtesy of some unfortunate Austin restaurant... ?

~aschuth Mon, Jun 28, 1999 (05:23) #66

AND: did she present you with an old wine cork herself? How was the day, ole buddy?

~KitchenManager Mon, Jun 28, 1999 (22:33) #67

she sent me on on-line birthday card... sucked...I had to work and no one at work remembered...

~aschuth Tue, Jun 29, 1999 (05:30) #68

Next year it'll be loads better! BTW, : Herzlichen Gl�ckwunsch nachtr�glich, as I don't know if it was Sunday or Monday.

~MarciaH Wed, Aug 25, 1999 (20:19) #69

I can guarantee that...*smile*.

~MarciaH Wed, Aug 25, 1999 (23:04) #70

I just did not know about this year until after the fact. Do you accept Hauoli Na Hanau retrospectively?

~MarciaH Sat, May 4, 2002 (00:42) #71

Do I place my order here? Is three weeks enough time to reserve the one of my choice or do I get the next in rotation?

~autumn Sun, May 5, 2002 (13:53) #72

I believe that's privileged information.

~MarciaH Sun, May 5, 2002 (16:31) #73

*Sigh* The Big Guys don't tell me anything...

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