the inner sanctum of wer

think it should read the inner haunted house of wer...

or we could put a porno twist on it and call it Deep Inside Wer

That would depend entirely on how deep a person is willing to go.

yeah, how much of a man is you, ratthing?

hung like a chimp

and damned proud of it, I can see!

(btw, do you have a prehensile tail as well?)

oh don't you wish!

you know dat's right!

any visuals available?

no, let's not go there!

Yes, let's stay here where it's relatively safe!

No prehensile tail, but I can milk cows with my inner sphinctum. Does that get me any points?

Your inner sphinctum??? �rotflmao!!!� And whether you get any points depends on whether you can give us a good description of that mysterious inner organ of yours!

Well, it has four separate chambers, much like the stomach[s] of a ruminant. Also like a ruminant, it frequently gags what it has swallowed back up in order to chew on it some more while it relaxes in the sun...

It that case only one question remains unanswered: can your inner sphinctum mate?

If that's a proposition, my answer is "Yes, yes, Oh my captain, YES!"

Sjjj, my inner shlibilum is trying to say something. Listen listen - did you hear that? It said, 'Take me, baby, make me hit the cabin door!'

If you can still hit the cabin door at your age -- I LOVE YOU! Will you marry me? (for a few hours, anyway...)

Okay sure - shall we have a messy divorce by 14:00 this afternoon, do you think? My ground for divorce will be that you call me old. Yours?

Exactly where did I call you old? I merely said "at your age"... My grounds? I dunno. Maybe that you destroyed my favorite cabin door?

How much life is left? What would repair cost?

Not nearly enough. Much more than it would be worth.

Paint a target on the door and let her use it for target practice.

�eagerly constructing a slingshot�

An old bra works really well for the cup and elastic.

Not my old bras! They self-destruct!

You ought to buy new ones more often. Just treat yourself to a clothing shopping spree once a month or so.

I don't like buying new clothes or sexy underwear - they tickle! See, I told you I was a frump!

If you don't buy underwear, that can get to be pretty sexy in itself. The only thing sexier than sexy underwear is no underwear.

In my case, the only thing BAGGIER than sexy underwear is no underwear!

O K... I give up how does wearing no underwear increase the volume of your clothes.

Not the volume of my clothes, but the earth's gravity!

If the earth's gravity is affected when you wear no underwear, you must be REALLY sexy!!!!

NO, no no! You misunderstand me on purpose, don't you?? The earth's gravity is what makes all of me head SOUTH the minute I undress! Now you have no excuse to misunderstand me! Don't say it's a bad joke either, because it's funny, and you know it!

Is very good joke, Here we use north and south to describe front and rear. you just said that everything heads for the rear the minute you undress. I know what you meant, but the picture of what you said is hillarious.

HA-HA!!! I didn't know that!!! I'm thinking inverted nipples here!

Holes in places you wouldn't believe!!!

That is pretty much what I was thinking!! migratory body parts!!!HA HA HA Is Good.

So now you hopefully know that it would be no good playing strip poker with me, young man!

IT could be very educational, Riette. I have never witnessed anything of the sort, before. Migratory body parts!! HMMM.

Depends on WHERE they migrate! I have no control over it, you see.

OH WHAT FUN, RIETTE!!! No control over where they go eh? That makes for some interesting possibilities.

Such as?

For example: Riette think of the possibilities if a certain orifice was on the bottom of your left foot.

Oh my goodness! How very erotic!

My point exactly, Riette! Just think of the range of motion.

and be afraid be very afraid

Some people carry this paranoia bit a little too far.

I like being afraid even very afraid! It's so exciting!

OK, Riette, we'll have to rent a good horror movie.

May I suggest "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?

Only if you're going to join us to watch it, Wer!!!

Good one, Riette, I don't think that movie exists.

actually it does, and it is pretty hilarious/

Hilarious Huh? We were looking for a horror movie. Horror as in scary. Not comedy as in hilarious. However, should anyone have a suggestion for a good HORROR movie as in SCARY we're interested.

Then we should go for something psychological - those are much scarier than the gore and blood things; those make me laugh too. Something in the line of 'Misery' - that scared me to bits. But I don't know movies so well, so you guys are going to have to come up with something good. I'll just have to trust you....

Oh I think that we will come up with something, Riette!

Good. And it has to be really dark and scary when we watch it.

Well let's see dark and scary. Riette, that is just the right kind of year for the proper weather.

Yes? Will the weather be dark and scary too?

I hope so Riette. It gives the proper atmosphere!

But I'll be so scared!

Riette, that is the general idea.

It is?? But who will protect me?

I Will, Riette!

Tim, I trust you about as much as a hungry lion begging me for a pat on the head! So,.....sure!

So, Riette, who says you can't trust a hungry lion? You know exactly what he'll do.