whose pubic hair would you like to find in your food?

Not a soul in the world's!!!

given that wer is a chef, this topic begs many questions.

then ask, and you might receive...

Name few pubic hair recipes.

actually made one once, goofing off and all...

????? How? What did ya call it?

this is gross!

It is, but it's also a potential form of money making - ask Monica Lewinsky!

egad!

Say who???

yuck!

More than disgusting is what this topic is.

it does, however, have a certain magnetism, no?

Oh, there you are! Yes, one gets entangled, in a manner of speaking.

I have truly fallen... fallen... fallen... fallen...

That's okay - we all get these special needs from time to time, and, hey, you just could not help yourself. We understand. And anyway, it expresses girl power - I-can-do-it-on-my-own power....

speaking of, have you been to the inner conference yet, Stace?

IN A MOST LITERAL SENSE, SHE HAS!

peeked in this afternoon...

how about in a moist liturgical sense?

I note, however, that none of you have yet answered the question. For me, it would have to be Mr. Tom Petty.

You would want to find Mr. Tom Petty's pubic hair in your salad?? Whether that wish be fulfilled, hypothetically speaking, one would have to ask this question: how old is Mr. Tom Petty? Because accordingly it will be juicy, dry bouquet like or non-existent.

Oh. Sorry. I thought the question was, "Whose food would I like to find in my pubic hair?" My apologies.

OBHFOL!! (�overcome by hysterical fits of laughter�) Now we know all about that perverse little eating habit of yours! I guess you always use a spaghetti fork at mealtime?

Thomas? and utensils? *gasp*

You mean he can reach that far down??? All jokes aside; back when my husband did his doctorate at Oxford, there was apparently a guy from Manchester - poor as hell and all. So he became what one might call a 'performance artist', in order to eat. His special talent was give himself a blow-job. He'd put up notices all over the place, and students would bet against him, because nobody could believe he could reach that far down. Very popular with the female students that was. My husband says that he realized just how much money the guy had ade over the months when he started buying all his sweaters at Mill Shops! Most of the better off people couldn't even dream about buying clothes there. Would've loved to have seen that!

Yep.

You would've loved to have seen it? Okay, you've got me worried....

I dont get this conversation right now.

Maybe later?

No, my dear Riette, I can reach that far down, and then some... (see other topic re my Inner Sphinctum).

Tami, none of us get this conversation.

But that doesn't keep us from participating, right?

Oh, absolutely not!

I sometimes ask myself why there are so few of us here. Then I read through our responses, and think: THAT'S WHY!

Yes, we're a very esoteric bunch!

I think that It's just that there are more and more sites every day.

and only so many eyes... (see bottom of page)

Very true. also there is only so much time.

Tell me about it. Here I sit, two hours later, still in nighties, expecting my partner in 30 minutes, and a four page translation waiting for Friday's deadline - yet unable to tear myself away. How pathetic!

I just got up to use the restroom. That was two hours ago.

You're just as pathetic! ha-ha! We are not alone....

No we're not. Just after you left, someone else came in and I stayed until 9am.

I saw!!! I think if I had your kind of freedom of movement, I'd probably be glued to the screen 24 hours a day.

Sometimes I am. I work irregular hours, and sometimes I get stuck in the office for my whole shift, and I access the internet from there.

It's a good thing you came here then, isn't it? It would be so boring otherwise. The best thing one has to sit still, is to sit still with another person.

I agree wholeheartedly, I tremendously enjoy the company. It would be very boring, otherwise.

Quite. Especially as you're such a chatterbox! Not many men are like that, but I feel myself relating well to it! Wonder why?

ok, i came back here after a long absence and want to talk about the tom petty thing. and my question is why tom petty?

Riette, I enjoy talking in general. I guess I just like to talk. I like to talk to you, in particular, because you have such a nice personality, and because you have such a fresh perspective. Wolf, I have no idea who Tom Petty is. The only Pettys I know of are Richard and Kyle.

he's a rocker.....

I suppose that means he has pubic hair too? I like talking to you too, Tim; you seem to have done alot of stuff, from which you've learned alot.

I would not know about the pubic hair. some of these rock stars do unusual things to their bodies

Special pubic hairstyles, and all that. Wonder if they use a special kind of gel to keep it in place.

I think that they just style it with clippers. There is only so much you can do with K-Y Jelly. That reminds me of a funny story. I used to manage a restaraunt. one day we ran out of lube for the shake machine, the lube you use has to be edible and FDA certified food grade. All K-Y Jelly is. So I walked out into the restaraunt abnd asked if anybody had an unopened tube of the stuff handy. K-Y is also used as a sexual lubricant. You should have seen the look on those peoples faces!

ha-ha!!! I know what I would think if you came charging in here, asking me for K-Y....I'd think: DAMN!

It was in a small town too, so people were commenting on it for days.

How very embarrassing! But not for you, I suspect....

I only had a couple of people approach me directly, and what I said, bothered them so much, that I was pretty much left out of the loop. What I said was something to the effect of: "With as much illicit sex as this town has happening Somebody has to be coming up dry sometime." Riette, you should have seen the look on the face of the first lady I said that to.

That is BRILLIANT! A stroke of genius!! ha-ha-ha!!! And you say you don't come up with masterpieces!

Riette, the problem was that the large amount of illicit sex was supposed to be a secret, and I, as an outsider, should not have known about it.

OOH! And how did you find out? Or was it THAT obvious?

Riette, I just talked to the right people. No, it was not obvious, but, because I knew, some people thought it was a little too obvious.

ha-ha! People can be so silly! I bet they were one inbred bunch!

Riette, In small Texas counties, That is a given.

I think it must be foul to sleep with one's cousin.

I agree, Riette. But some of these people did not go that far outside the family.

YUK!!! BLEUGH! SPIT! RENCH! A brother???

And sister, Riette. Father daughter, Mother Son, Etc.

That is the worst nightmare I could ever imagine!! IMAGINE, TIM!!!!! The poor kids would look like the missing link between man and ape!

That is about right. Riette, Just wander around backwoods Arkansas, you'll see.

I'm not sure I want to! It's too sick to bear!

I've got to agree withyou there, Riette!

And, getting back to the subject - what will their pubic hair look like?!!!!

Perhaps their hair and nails change places, Tim! Have you ever thought about that??

Riette, you are just full of interesting possibilities!

Maybe!

Riette, there is no maybe about it,

May it be! May what be??

Riette, We were talking about the interesting possibilities you can come up with.

Interesting possiblities for doing what, Tim?

Riette, you seem to be able to come up with interesting possibilities for everything.

Interesting possibilities can get boring coming from the same person twice. That makes it your turn, baby!

OK Riette, How about hare lips, albino coloring, missing limbs, internal organs reversed, etc