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Stapler?

Topic 144 · 17 responses · archived october 2000
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~wer seed
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~holymoly #1
I use one more often than my vibrator!
~KitchenManager #2
Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? (and let's hope you never get the two confused!)
~PT #3
Although, an electric stapler, without staples, could present new possibilities.
~KitchenManager #4
for auto-electrocution or auto-eroticism?
~riette #5
Auto de-ball-ishment.
~stacey #6
you could make it literally one big package!
~KitchenManager #7
prefer them "big packages" huh, Stace?
~stacey #8
not if they're all stapled together!
~KitchenManager #9
true...I mean, one of those staples breaks loose, then what've you got? (other than, possibly, a really cool mosaic...)
~riette #10
She'll have to use a plastic glove, instead of a condom, for one thing.....
~KitchenManager #11
excellent visual
~riette #12
I think it's rather erotic!
~KitchenManager #13
like most of the Spring, really...
~riette #14
Oh, absolutely. I mean, since I've come here, I've not even needed to buy the Powerpuff Dick magazine anymore.
~PT #15
What would that be?
~KitchenManager #16
the only magazine with naked men in it that you don't have a subscription to?
~riette #17
That's because he's not into make-up!
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