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how do you serve good pork butt?

Topic 86 · 57 responses · archived october 2000

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~ratthing Fri, Oct 16, 1998 (15:28) seed

this is an eternal question that i shall ponder for a long time.

~KitchenManager Fri, Oct 16, 1998 (16:16) #1

from left to right

~ratthing Fri, Oct 16, 1998 (17:34) #2

whatabout *bad* pork butt?

~KitchenManager Sat, Oct 17, 1998 (13:28) #3

well, that's an entirely different topic, now isn't it? first off, however, it helps to tenderize it...

~sonja Sat, Oct 17, 1998 (13:28) #4

yug!

~riette Sun, Oct 18, 1998 (01:42) #5

You MUST watch 'Cow and Chicken' with me tonight - then you'll understand.

~sonja Sun, Oct 18, 1998 (05:40) #6

No, we were going to watch the 3-d thing, remember?

~CotC Mon, Oct 26, 1998 (12:53) #7

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?

~riette Sun, Nov 1, 1998 (01:04) #8

Whaa!! Stop, stop, it sounds far too delicious!

~CotC Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (12:08) #9

How do you pork a good servile butt?

~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (12:14) #10

With feeling...

~riette Fri, Nov 6, 1998 (15:02) #11

And a shaved tongue.

~TIM Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (00:07) #12

Ever so gently.

~KitchenManager Sun, Nov 15, 1998 (23:41) #13

And with a catapult...

~TIM Mon, Nov 16, 1998 (06:33) #14

Open W I I I I D E ! ! !

~riette Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (02:15) #15

Which part goes in first??

~TIM Tue, Nov 17, 1998 (04:16) #16

Whichever part gets there first. Just charge on in and let nature take it's course. That's the best way, I think. It works for me.

~riette Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (02:34) #17

I'm not sure how nature is supposed to take its course between people and pork butts though...

~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:35) #18

Some things you just have to do, without thinking. If a centipede had to think about which foot to use next, it'd never get anywhere.

~TIM Wed, Nov 18, 1998 (03:37) #19

However, if you think about people and pork butts and nature taking it's course, some interesting possibilities come to mind...

~riette Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:29) #20

I suppose you're right. After all, pork butts and people butts are, in principle, two very similar things...

~ratthing Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (08:39) #21

i believe that the post by riette above should be placed on the front page of either the spring or screwed!

~TIM Thu, Nov 19, 1998 (12:00) #22

I agree with Ray. Riette, you really outdid yourself here. WoW!! When you're good, you're really good.

~KitchenManager Fri, Nov 20, 1998 (10:15) #23

And when she's bacon, she's better!

~riette Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:21) #24

Bite me!

~KitchenManager Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:21) #25

I suppose that should be upon your butt then, yes?

~TIM Sat, Nov 21, 1998 (02:21) #26

I don't do that. No Way. Bite is definitely abuse.

~TIM Sun, Nov 22, 1998 (17:41) #27

Unless that was your way of saying, help yourself to the ham.

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (08:36) #28

Let me rephrase: Nibble me!

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (09:12) #29

OK, Riette, Anytime!

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:17) #30

ha-ha! And until then you can nibble my cheese and chocolates!

~riette Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:18) #31

Which I'm sure, tastes better!

~TIM Mon, Nov 23, 1998 (11:36) #32

Different, but not necessarily better. Given a choice I'll do both.

~riette Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:15) #33

Wouldn't you just?! I mean, after all, nothing beats a good pork butt! ha-ha - sorry, I coudn't resist that one!

~TIM Tue, Nov 24, 1998 (08:55) #34

When you get here, I will introduce you to Smithfield Ham. The best Butt around

~riette Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (02:37) #35

Good! I love sinking my teeth into a good butt.

~TIM Wed, Nov 25, 1998 (10:52) #36

All Right then Riette. I shall have to supply you with a butt that you can really sink your teeth into.

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (02:04) #37

You don't have to go to a shop for that....

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (03:04) #38

Of course not, Riette, and the other is more fun too!! Such a deal!!!!!

~riette Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (07:19) #39

ha-ha! Wicked! 'Hi, honey - yeah, dinner was good; what I had? Butt. People butt. Yeah, with Slut Sauce...'

~TIM Thu, Nov 26, 1998 (17:34) #40

Yum Yum Riette!! You are making my mouth water just thinking of that.

~riette Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (02:04) #41

Expensive slut sauce, of course!

~TIM Fri, Nov 27, 1998 (02:11) #42

Grade AAAAA the very best.

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:33) #43

ha-ha!!! PICKY!!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (01:35) #44

The Best Merits the Best, Riette!!!

~riette Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (15:45) #45

And so modest too!

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (18:44) #46

I was talking about you, Riette.

~TIM Sat, Nov 28, 1998 (18:47) #47

And if you can figure out what I'm talking about, Riette, you are better at this than I am.

~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:34) #48

I don't have a clue anymore - not a clue in the world! ha-ha!

~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:41) #49

My thoughts exactly, Riette, Took the words right out of my mouth.

~riette Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (13:50) #50

With my hand, or with my mouth?

~TIM Sun, Nov 29, 1998 (14:10) #51

Your mouth Riette, definitely!

~riette Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:24) #52

That's it, you're asking for it! �flicking tongue vulgarly!!!!�

~TIM Mon, Nov 30, 1998 (02:36) #53

Shamelessly, Riette

~riette Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (02:02) #54

I was just practising how to lick my pork butt.

~TIM Tue, Dec 1, 1998 (02:15) #55

Riette, Am I supposed to believe that?

~riette Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:37) #56

If you want!

~TIM Wed, Dec 2, 1998 (01:46) #57

OK Riette, since you never lie, I'll believe It.

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