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~ratthing Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (18:35) seed

ok, lets get those creative juices flowing!

~MarciaH Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (18:43) #1

Are these our own or are we allowed to import and cite, too?

~KitchenManager Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (18:46) #2

it's about time, Ray! "I was beginning to think you'd forgotten how..."

~ratthing Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (21:37) #3

nah, its like masturbating on a bike. once you learn, you never forget.

~MarciaH Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (22:11) #4

*lol*

~stacey Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (09:14) #5

make sure you're wearing a helmet on your bike Ray!

~ratthing Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (10:04) #6

its not the helmet that gets in the way so much as the gloves. :)

~stacey Tue, Aug 17, 1999 (10:20) #7

*laugh*

~KitchenManager Tue, Aug 24, 1999 (15:05) #8

then, may I suggest, different gloves?

~stacey Tue, Aug 24, 1999 (15:37) #9

palmless?

~KitchenManager Tue, Aug 24, 1999 (15:50) #10

*shrug*

~MarciaH Tue, Aug 24, 1999 (15:56) #11

very soft and supple suede, perhaps?

~aschuth Thu, Sep 9, 1999 (12:23) #12

"What the...!" and after the crash "It wasn't me, officer!", optionally accompanied by "I was mindin' my own business, when..."

~stacey Thu, Sep 9, 1999 (12:48) #13

my latest officer conversation went something like: Officer: I pulled you over ma'am because it's illegal to drive in the state of Colorado with a broken windshield... visual obstruction. Me: Omigosh.. THAT Just happened. How could I do anything anbout that? Officer: well ma'am, I'm just informing you. You've also got a rear tail light out. Me: (knowing that the light has been out since last December- and now it's August) REALLY?? Is it my brake light or jst the regular light (knowing their all one light) Officer: Well ma'am, they're all one light. Just one bulb. Me: oh. okay (cute smile) Officer: COuld I see your license and registration and proof of insurance please. Me: (handing him the license, and thinking, 'damn I wish I kept better track of my paperwork) Brandon: (in passenger seat, diging through glove box) *sigh* Me: well I've got this... (handing him a coupon for free carwashes given to me when I bought the car Officer: well... sure this will do Me: ?!?!??! Me again: (giving him a copy of my insurance bill) Well here's the bill... I don't have a card, I called and asked them to send me one just the other day Officer: well I'll just check on the computer ma'am, all the information I need should be in there Me: *sigh* (smile) B: I can belive you *#&@*#&@(#&*@&$&@&$#*@(&$ and why don't you keep track of your *&(@*#&(*@$&(*@$&. (basically not amused) several minutes pass... Officer: Here yougo ma'am. Looks like everything's in order. You just need to get those taken care of Me: (big smile) Thank you! oh, was that the brake light or regular light that was out again? Officer (walking back toward his car, turns around, walks back toward mine) Well ma'am, it's the same light bulb that controls both so you really just need to replace one bulb... Me: (just grinning cause I got outta a ticket and know damn well what's wrong with my car and that I should keep better track of my paperwork!) Okay, thanks again!

~aschuth Thu, Sep 9, 1999 (13:25) #14

Ok, lemme try to memorize this, uh, quote... "my latest officer conversation went ...."

~stacey Thu, Sep 9, 1999 (13:30) #15

*laugh* good start Alexander... keep repeating it in small sections aloud...

~aschuth Thu, Sep 16, 1999 (12:52) #16

"...uh, went..."