Why is there a condom flying across my screen?

because it didn't have an adhesive base?

before you saw this condom, did you hear someone yelling, "WOULD YOU GET OFF THE GODDAMN COMPUTER! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX!!!!!

I think this conference is best viewed after a few margaritas...

hey! you're starting to get the hang of it, autumn!

Hilarious response that previous one, Ray! Perhaps the willy on which this condom belongs is so small, it's dashing around, trying to find it, and missing every time! Must be a chinese willy.... Oh, listen to this. Yesterday Isa asked me what her friend, Henry, had between his legs. So I answered: 'A willy, dear.' And she said: 'No, it's not a willy, Mummy, it's a William!'

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Yet another baby boom?

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In other words, if you sign this we got you by the short hairs.

�falling off my chair with wild giggling fit�

Ever really read the fine print on a warranty? Kind of reminds me of the old used car dealers warranty. You know, the 30/30 waranty. 30 seconds or 30 feet whichever comes first.

ha-ha!!! Where do you come up with this stuff??

A used car dealer told me that one, as a joke. I don't know if he'd ever used it But it is funny. I have had medical insurance, that, when you finished the exclusions, you found that the insurance would only pay for aspirin if you got the flu.(on alternate tuesdays) When I asked the agent about it, he asked why I was complaining. He said that most health insurance doesn't cover aspirin.

Insurance is a sore spot with me. So many of the companies are crooked. I got life insurance one time. They took over 4 months to process my application. then when they issued the policy they made it retro-active to the date that I initially applied for it, and charged the premiums, for those months. When I complained about that, I was told that it was perfectly legal.

Um, they look like dancing gerbils to me...

dancing hamsters!

Kangaroo rats.

Kangahams, you mean.

Say what, Ree girl?

I was talking about the kangahams and the ratsters, Terry guy. You must come more often. We miss you when you help Tami's mum move all the time like that.