The Screwed Couch

I'm not sure if I want to sit down or not...

here, sit on my lap...it's SAFE...

...and very cozy, too!

*blush*

Don't purr so loud, Autumn, you're making me shy - you know how prudish I am. Think I'll park my ar$e on the ground for a change.

did you mean to sit on Ray's face? or was that an accident Ree-head?

oh yeah, as if i were *that* lucky....

so THIS is where you all are hanging out. i'll just curl up on the rug and stay outta the way!

Excuse me, but would anyone have any grey poop on?

but of course!

Eugh! I'll just go sit next to Wolf - at least there's no way she'll have poop on her with all the licking she does to herself...

Do I even want to squeeze in here?

squeeze on in! what's on yer mind? whassup? what it is? what's your position on recreational sex? what's your position during recreational sex?

yeah, definately staying on the rug.

same here - let's go get some burgers. But let me do the talking, alright?

LOL!

or LAL.....LOL! done with a Swiss accent: Laughing Aat Laad!

O K So grab your ankles and spell, "RUN", loudly 3 times.

With a Swiss accent? While dancing?

It's particularily effective while dancing.

I'm sure it is - but Terry has worked hard for 10 years to keep the Spring going. It would be terribly inconsiderate of me to chase everybody away after all this time.

I don't think it would chase everybody away. Maybe we could sell tickets. It's amazing what people would pay money to see. I really believe we could sell tickets to a traffic accident, if we could control access. Understand, I'm not comparing you to a traffic accident. opposite ends of the spectrum.

ha--ha! Me being the awful end!

Now cut that out!! You have nothing to be ashamed of.

But alot to amuse myself over!

Oh well amusement is where you find it, I guess.

Actually the ability to find things amusing will save you from a lot of stress. I had a job where nothing the management did made any sense. I let it get to me at first, then I realized that I was only hurting myself, so I started laughing at what was going on. Then I got other people to laugh also. Pretty soon everybody was laughing whenever management did something really stupid. The place eventually went bust, but the morale was good.

Riette, you are very good at changing the subject. The point that I was Initially trying to make here was that you are too hard on yourself. You have a lot more going for you than you allow yourself to admit.

yes, riette, we all love you! *hugs*

ha-ha! I'm not being hard on myself, really! I don't do it to put myself down - I just like to laugh at myself, because it keeps me happy. So it's really a big ego thing, you see...

Good excuse!! But that is all it is, and you know what they say about excuses.

In case you are wondering: Excuses are like sphincters, everybody has one and they all stink.

Does that mean you think I have a bad sense of humour?

No Riette, not at all, I think that you have an excellent sense of humor.

I just think that you are using your sense of humor to hide self criticism.

And how do you think, would I be able to support my head if I had to believe all the nonsense I sometimes hear about myself? Especially since I know who and what I really am.

Like I said, Riette , you are too hard on yourself. You are a better person than you give yourself credit for being.

Oh hush!

Why, It's the truth. You are your own worst critic, Riette.

Why can't you be more obedient?! �wink�

I Don't know, Riette. I guess I'm basically a maverick at heart.

ha-ha! And if that should change, I'll never speak to you again, so there!

That's the spirit, Riette!

You want to bounce?

Yes, Riette, I'd love to. I have always liked bouncing. Even before I knew what it could be used for.

Take my hands - GO! So, what could it be used for, apart from this?

Viking Handshake, Trampoline. Ok Riette, I'll take your hands, but you are going to have to tell me what to do. This is the first time I've done This.

You mean you've never ever jumped on a couch before? Okay, let's see. You take my hands, go down, and propell yourself into the air. Don't worry, I'll teach you properly when I'm over.

I'll look forward to it, Riette. I haven't done it since I was a kid, and then I used a bed.

I prefer a bed too.

Yeah Riette, I think that beds are a lot more fun, than couches.

They have more bounce in their springs.

Yes, Riette, and it takes longer to wear one out!

One wouldn't want that to happen!

Riette, while arriving at that particular point is not desireable, getting there is a lot of fun!

Yeah! And anyway, after a few minutes' rest, you can do it all over again! Until someone dies of a heart attack!!

Yeah Riette! see how many beds can be worn out in one night!

ha-ha! It's going to take more than jumping though...

You read my Mind Riette, I wasn't thinking of jumping.

You weren't? What were you thinking of then?

Vertical Push-Ups, Riette

That sounds hard!

But a lot of fun, Riette.