screwed welcomes isis
Topic 39 · 13 responses · archived october 2000
~ratthing
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (21:43)
seed
lets have a nice screwed up welcome for isis!
~KitchenManager
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (23:25)
#1
can I take off my clothes?
~riette
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (01:52)
#2
Sure - some people wait all their lives to see a backside like yours!
~KitchenManager
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (09:03)
#3
Glad you're here, Isis
~riette
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (11:25)
#4
But she's not!
~KitchenManager
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (17:21)
#5
just because YOU can't see her, doesn't mean she's not here...
~terry
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (22:52)
#6
She collapsed before she made it to this topic. She's undergoing new user
overload. Do you remember diving through years of content the first time
you logged in?
~autumn
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (23:29)
#7
We should start a support group for new users.
~stacey
Sun, Sep 6, 1998 (03:40)
#8
let her know it's just all sex and food and stuff...
she probably wouldn't want to read it all anyway.
Just tell her to jump on in with the responses.
No wait, I'll tell her...
Isis, oh Isis, just jump on in with the responses!
(we wouldn't want to warn her and miss the surprised look on her face when she realizes what she has delved into, now would we?)
(Ready the Spring Cam!)
~KitchenManager
Mon, Sep 7, 1998 (22:34)
#9
(um, we haven't run her off already have we, Terry?)
~riette
Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (03:59)
#10
Does the fact that we stay make us thick skinned? I sometimes wonder.
~terry
Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (08:25)
#11
No, she's trying to keep up with 350 folks on ICQ. I got 5 icq messages
from her today. Now multiply that times 350. Isis Love Child is very
icqued.
~KitchenManager
Tue, Sep 8, 1998 (09:14)
#12
yeah, be that as it may be, tell her she needs to get screwed often, as well...
~riette
Wed, Sep 9, 1998 (01:54)
#13
Knowledge put into practice, so to speak.