Mother, I Want to Go to the Mountainside and &mdash; Screwed &mdash; The Spring BBS Archive

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (00:22) seed

Harden Myself with Physical Labor.

~stacey Sun, Jan 24, 1999 (19:46) #1

any particular parts???

~KitchenManager Mon, Jan 25, 1999 (00:36) #2

no, however I am open to suggestions!

~stacey Mon, Jan 25, 1999 (16:30) #3

why the mountainside ?

~KitchenManager Mon, Jan 25, 1999 (22:15) #4

great view?

~riette Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (01:19) #5

Can I be the wicked witch of the wild? PLEEEEEZE!

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (02:02) #6

Near as I can tell, you already is...

~riette Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (01:45) #7

In that case I demand that you give me your limestone slippers right now! �holding hand out .... demandingly!�

~LaughingSky Tue, Feb 16, 1999 (09:44) #8

So, when is Julie Andrews going to run down from the mountain, singing...?? And, do I get a free pair of limestone slippers?

~KitchenManager Tue, Feb 16, 1999 (21:46) #9

in this instance, she'll probably run down screaming, or just stay up there screwing... why not? what's your size?

~LaughingSky Tue, Feb 16, 1999 (21:51) #10

...or, she could be singing about screwing...you know, it's a 90's thing... the last pair of limestone slippers I owned was a "one size fits all"...ya can't go wrong, there.

~KitchenManager Tue, Feb 16, 1999 (21:57) #11

true, all of this is too true...

~LaughingSky Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (09:46) #12

Hmmmmm...Mother, I want to go to the mountainside and...spew forth obscenities while dancing around clothed in only banana tree leaves and facial paint...??? Could this be stress therapy? Is the need for Prozac probable, in this case, or could it simply be a "Maalox moment"...???

~KitchenManager Wed, Feb 17, 1999 (14:05) #13

YES!!!

~LaughingSky Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (20:25) #14

Is that answer the equilavent to...all of the above?

~LaughingSky Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (20:27) #15

..."equivalent"...(ack!...phew!)

~wer Thu, Feb 18, 1999 (21:01) #16

d) all of the above

~LaughingSky Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (20:18) #17

OK...(going for my medication, again...) Maybe I'm just paranoid, but...when you scroll down on the Main page of the screwed conference, do you ever feel like you're being watched? Maybe it's just me...

~KitchenManager Fri, Feb 19, 1999 (23:28) #18

I always feel like I'm being watched...

~LaughingSky Sat, Feb 20, 1999 (07:14) #19

(theme from the X-Files playing in background) So, you're saying...maybe we're not alone...?

~KitchenManager Sat, Feb 20, 1999 (11:29) #20

no, I'm alone...there's just spectactors watching me be by myself...

~aschuth Mon, Mar 29, 1999 (11:26) #21

That's not true! I'm not watching you guys! I'm just, uh, researching for, ahem, future use of possibly sensitive data acquired. Just act naturally. (theme from Mission Impossible playing in the background)

~KitchenManager Mon, Mar 29, 1999 (22:17) #22

uh, the natural world and I don't get along much anymore...

~aschuth Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (13:37) #23

Stating the obvious! Whew - one of my greatest pasttimes, too!

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 13, 1999 (19:40) #24

then carry on!

~aschuth Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (10:11) #25

This is a screwed topic, my friend!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (12:53) #26

isn't it just!

~aschuth Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (13:59) #27

Yeah, great, right! And that Mountainside, is pretty, ahem, pretty STEEP, Wer!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (14:06) #28

which makes it all the more fun to climb...

~aschuth Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (14:09) #29

Well, isn't that obvious...

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 15, 1999 (17:10) #30

that would depend upon what mood I'm in...