Absolute Nonsense Conversations

Topic 62 · 118 responses · archived october 2000

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~Afor Sun, Dec 21, 1997 (08:10) seed

O.K., Nick, Wolf, Wer, Man Jack, I have started this topic for you to have your miscellaneous ramblings in; this so that y'all don't clutter up the other topics! Have Fun!

~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 21, 1997 (09:54) #1

Oh, Sam, I didn't mean to get into trouble. I'll do my best to restrict myself to your beautiful new topic. Merry Christmas!

~Wolf Sun, Dec 21, 1997 (11:13) #2

Sorry Sam :)

~Wolf Sun, Dec 21, 1997 (22:01) #3

So, anybody wanna try out this topic?

~KitchenManager Mon, Dec 22, 1997 (00:35) #4

You got a method in mind, Wolf?

~Afor Mon, Dec 22, 1997 (21:13) #5

Do y'all ever? Normally (and I use the term in the broadest possible sense), y'all go off on a tangent and drift forever into space. Now, when ya have all the space imaginable, you have nothing to say. Usual thing.

~Wolf Mon, Dec 22, 1997 (21:35) #6

takes a while to get used to, Sam :)

~KitchenManager Tue, Dec 23, 1997 (00:15) #7

O God! O God! How Weary... You have cringed long enought before pygmies! And part of that wrath is the destruction of innocent people. I will study and get ready. A fool finds no pleasure in understanding monastic orders. He is the Sufi version of the Shiite Twelfth Imam and Muntazar of the Sunnis. Only one mouth is needed with the smell sensor close to it and taste sensors inside it, because then as now the People were diligent and dutiful. How are we to inerpret this?: "My work in those years was essentially of a propagandist nature, evidently, and the more sophisticated our knowledge and technology become, the police will never cherish your happy moments; they will, however, make a fine cushion for your d***. Tell her me like it like that. Her t*ts sag. They no bounce though. She ask why I staring. I envy them. Stick them with pins. Satisfy one's physical needs! So without further ado, I ask her to dance. Still have 50 dollars left over. She make cookies now." --(Reprinted with permission from Freedom of Faith)

~KitchenManager Wed, Dec 24, 1997 (00:05) #8

Too nonsensical?

~stacey Thu, Jan 8, 1998 (20:37) #9

I'm sure you could instill some grandiose meaning of the sickening sort into it!

~KitchenManager Fri, Jan 9, 1998 (00:35) #10

~KitchenManager Fri, Jan 9, 1998 (00:39) #11

Me personally, or anyone in general?

~stacey Fri, Jan 9, 1998 (18:16) #12

surely you personally but probably any one of the posting individuals.

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 10, 1998 (22:20) #13

Thanks for the compliment!

~stacey Thu, Jan 15, 1998 (18:01) #14

And I only speak the truth!

~KitchenManager Thu, Jan 15, 1998 (23:59) #15

In that case, do you...

~stacey Tue, Jan 20, 1998 (18:31) #16

and then...

~KitchenManager Tue, Jan 20, 1998 (22:56) #17

figures, oh well...

~KitchenManager Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (00:01) #18

Disregard that last one, should have said then can we...

~stacey Thu, Jan 22, 1998 (16:39) #19

because (of course)

~KitchenManager Fri, Jan 23, 1998 (08:55) #20

becase I... (even though...) <are you filling in with the same words that I am?????>

~stacey Fri, Jan 23, 1998 (09:13) #21

*giggle*

~KitchenManager Fri, Jan 23, 1998 (09:16) #22

May I take that as a yes?

~stacey Mon, Jan 26, 1998 (09:55) #23

*long stare* *seductive nod*

~KitchenManager Mon, Jan 26, 1998 (23:36) #24

School is back in control, and you've got spare time and energy again, huh? *cold shower*

~stacey Mon, Jan 26, 1998 (23:36) #25

wouldn't call it back in control... but I'm feeling pretty good! *wink*

~KitchenManager Thu, Jan 29, 1998 (01:40) #26

I'll turn up the water temp if'n you'll get in here with me so as I can remind myself of that...

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 31, 1998 (00:10) #27

You know, we're not going to conserve water like this, even if we're using the right attachments... (if you're having trouble getting undressed, you can always ask for help...assuming you got dressed again after the interrupted massage)

~KitchenManager Tue, Feb 3, 1998 (10:23) #28

oh, well, guess I'll just dry off...

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (02:17) #29

Wanna try again?

~hany Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (07:02) #30

this the test

~hany Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (07:08) #31

hello

~hany Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (07:33) #32

hello

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 9, 1998 (12:40) #33

Hello! and welcome, and watcha need?

~riette Tue, Jun 2, 1998 (16:14) #34

Probably same as all of us - to talk nonsense! Can't help but notice that you and Stacey are especially good at this, Kitchen Man. Lots of practice, or natural (as with me)?

~KitchenManager Wed, Jun 3, 1998 (10:45) #35

yes, but it does help to have a good partner (or two)

~riette Wed, Jun 3, 1998 (12:40) #36

Oh, you're back. Good - wasn't getting enough nonsense. I mean, Stacey and Autumn and Wolf and Jim are good, but we miss that slight taste of mafia when you're not around . . . no, no, put that breadknife back in the drawer . . .

~KitchenManager Sun, Sep 13, 1998 (07:42) #37

I was just gonna butter your muffin...

~riette Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (09:54) #38

Which one of the many? And who is Sam? You all sound like you know him/her.

~wolf Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (11:31) #39

i knew sam. he and nick got into a big fight which somehow included me. all over something stupid that sam said and nick was offended and i was in trouble because i didn't slam sam, instead i laughed because it came out funny. sam was from jamaica man......i don't know where he ran off to, but i enjoyed talking to sam.

~riette Mon, Sep 14, 1998 (13:27) #40

And how can we get Sam to stay? SAAAAAMMMMM!!!! You out there somewhere??? Get your ar$e back over here! I'm African, so you don't have to be scared of me - I never get into fights with people..... Yeah, yeah, laugh your butts off, I don't care. A little modification of the truth never hurt anyone!

~stacey Thu, Oct 1, 1998 (03:52) #41

*laugh*

~riette Thu, Oct 1, 1998 (09:35) #42

How tactful you are!

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 23, 1999 (00:13) #43

tact...hmmm...

~riette Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (01:48) #44

Say what?

~KitchenManager Sat, Jan 30, 1999 (02:07) #45

"what?"

~riette Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (02:08) #46

That!

~KitchenManager Sun, Jan 31, 1999 (12:56) #47

Exactly!

~riette Sun, Apr 25, 1999 (10:02) #48

not

~KitchenManager Sun, Apr 25, 1999 (13:56) #49

oh, well...

~riette Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (01:35) #50

what-ho?

~aschuth Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (09:50) #51

Yo-HO!

~riette Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (09:55) #52

Now I can't come up with a response...how embarrassing in a topic like this.

~aschuth Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (11:46) #53

(Hihi!)

~autumn Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (20:58) #54

speechless?

~riette Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (02:20) #55

hmmm

~KitchenManager Sun, May 2, 1999 (11:38) #56

WELL?!?

~riette Mon, May 3, 1999 (01:10) #57

hell .... would you ever

~KitchenManager Mon, May 3, 1999 (22:12) #58

what?

~KitchenManager Fri, May 21, 1999 (11:51) #59

at this rate, probably not...

~aschuth Fri, May 21, 1999 (17:21) #60

...but chances are that we could. Definitely.

~KitchenManager Fri, May 28, 1999 (12:54) #61

that's a given

~aschuth Sat, May 29, 1999 (05:00) #62

But she not interested, looks like.

~KitchenManager Sun, May 30, 1999 (17:37) #63

You want to know what the real horror is? The sensual song of the madness of my screams could bring down upon me all the threshold so gruesomely relentless that it grows stronger with haunted houses and riches of pain beyond flesh.

~aschuth Mon, May 31, 1999 (02:58) #64

Aah, yes. Hey, 'keeper, me 'n me mate have two more of these here!

~KitchenManager Mon, May 31, 1999 (13:18) #65

and some more pretzels!

~autumn Mon, May 31, 1999 (20:08) #66

That's better. You were saying?

~aschuth Tue, Jun 1, 1999 (06:54) #67

Whad'll you have, luv?

~autumn Wed, Jun 2, 1999 (11:22) #68

Mmm, Long Island iced tea for me. So glad I'm not driving.

~riette Thu, Aug 5, 1999 (03:15) #69

You still hooked on that stuff, girl?

~autumn Sun, Aug 8, 1999 (22:55) #70

You know it, baby! 2 of them and I'm under the table...

~KitchenManager Sun, Aug 8, 1999 (23:00) #71

with the right question, you're under the table... or so I remember you saying... (well, okay, something like that anyway...)

~autumn Sun, Aug 8, 1999 (23:45) #72

So I'm easy!

~aschuth Mon, Aug 9, 1999 (10:59) #73

Easy on what? The two of them?

~MarciaH Mon, Aug 9, 1999 (12:06) #74

Autumn, if these guys snow you under just call for help. I have the sled dogs all ready to ride to your rescue. Otherswise, I'm outta here. Haven't the foggiest idea what I am doing here...but know that help is ready if you need it.

~aschuth Mon, Aug 9, 1999 (12:44) #75

Hawaiian sled dogs? Wow! Marcia, I didn't know - what colour are they?

~KitchenManager Mon, Aug 9, 1999 (23:42) #76

and, can they hula? (or at least tango?)

~MarciaH Mon, Aug 9, 1999 (23:48) #77

we have snow skiing on our two highest peaks...that is what keeps Hilo so nice and cool. check it out! Akita is the dog of choice.

~aschuth Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (09:40) #78

How do you serve Akita?

~aschuth Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (09:51) #79

And, to stay on topic - what drinks do you serve with it?

~KitchenManager Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (11:55) #80

I knew chows and chihauhaus were eating dogs, but hadn't heard that about akitas...hmmm...

~KitchenManager Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (11:57) #81

Alexander...thought: how can you stray off topic in a topic entitled, Absolute Nonsense Conversations?

~MarciaH Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (12:00) #82

We don't generally serve dog as such. However there are ethnics around who favor fat little black ones, and if you have one, better keep it in a safe place. Ummm...could you tell me how we got from sled dogs to eating them? Then I will think on the liquid refreshments which go with them...Yeesh!

~aschuth Tue, Aug 10, 1999 (12:05) #83

Gotcha, Wer! That I lived to see the day...! Marcia, it all was started by Autumn, sure wasn't me! (*innocent smile*)

~autumn Wed, Aug 11, 1999 (18:36) #84

You da man, Alexander! ;-)

~MarciaH Wed, Aug 11, 1999 (18:51) #85

Sorry it has taken me so long to answer how do we serve Akita (which are creamy white)...in large individual bowls of Akita chow, of course. I always serve them that - they love it!

~aschuth Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (04:54) #86

haha! took you a while, hehe!

~aschuth Thu, Aug 12, 1999 (04:56) #87

Just wait till I find the recipe for German Shepherd dog - from a chinese cook in Japan!

~MarciaH Wed, Aug 25, 1999 (20:18) #88

still waiting for that recipe, Alexander...*grin*

~aschuth Thu, Aug 26, 1999 (16:45) #89

It's somewhere in a mag from late Seventies... Somewhere in the boxes still unpacked from moving around for ages...

~MarciaH Thu, Aug 26, 1999 (17:12) #90

The story of my life. I am beginning to hope the place bvrns down so I do not have to sift throught all of this stuff before the eventual necessity of doing so takes over.

~riette Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (13:05) #91

I hate moving, because I love chaos.

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (14:04) #92

There you go - I think I shall embroider that on a pillow and make it my personal motto. "Stuff Rules"

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (14:05) #93

And it if gets any more chaotic in here, I won't be able to "move" - quite literally! Anyone need more stuff???

~aschuth Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (16:02) #94

But Riette, moving is the mother hell of all chaos! I bet you're like cats - hate new environments. Don't move the furniture!

~MarciaH Fri, Aug 27, 1999 (18:57) #95

I'm not Riette, but I am a nester. When I get to an unfamiliar place, I set up my scanner (radio) and short wave receiver and laptop and settle into my own little world which is familiar...but not home.

~riette Sat, Aug 28, 1999 (03:16) #96

No, you're right. I don't like moving. First of all it is tragic seeing one's place suddenly shiny and hollow, and then the new place being so perfect, like a hotel, and you're afraid of sitting or standing or eating, because it might get dirty. I like the fact that anywhere I sit down in my place, I can touch something I like - paintings bought at fleamarkets, books everywhere, sketching pads, guinea pigs, photo albums, my pinball, souveniers of the places I go, to remind me to go again, and right now my feet are resting on the plastic christmas tree. It feels warm and friendly. Alexander, I bet you like it clean and orderly, huh?

~aschuth Sun, Aug 29, 1999 (06:51) #97

Yes, I like it like that; no, I don't have it like that... Marcia, I know what you mean. For me, it meant even as a kid dragging a whole suitcase of my favorite books and tapes around wherever I went for a few days, like for a holiday. Where I went was where I was, so why would I leave a thing behind? Something could happen to it, no?

~MarciaH Sun, Aug 29, 1999 (11:03) #98

Absolutely. Always have my books with me, too. The house could burn down, I might really need to read one of those books and be miserable without it... I also carry field guides when I go anyplace...and maps. I can't stand not knowing what something is. But, I have always been far too curious... As a kid I kept lists of stuff to take on these family holidays. Did not want something I considered important inadvertantly left behind.

~aschuth Sun, Aug 29, 1999 (13:12) #99

MAPS! Yea!

~riette Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (07:25) #100

What for?

~aschuth Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (08:18) #101

Uh, collecting?

~aschuth Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (08:19) #102

Decorating?

~aschuth Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (08:23) #103

Impressing girls?

~riette Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (10:03) #104

OH! And does it?

~MarciaH Wed, Sep 1, 1999 (10:30) #105

It does this "girl"...I am delighted to find anyone interested in cartography and reading maps, but I am interrupting. Carry on...*grin*

~riette Thu, Sep 2, 1999 (02:38) #106

I believe you have each found a soulmate!

~MarciaH Thu, Sep 2, 1999 (18:40) #107

HE thinks not (breathing deeply in apprehension - do not take rejection well...)

~riette Fri, Sep 3, 1999 (02:34) #108

NONSENSE! He's just playing hard to get! �covering head with hands in anticipation of blow with Superstar magazine� Now now, don't do anything silly, Alexander! That's months and months' work you're about to ruin on my thick skull!

~MarciaH Mon, Sep 6, 1999 (17:54) #109

(He may not ever show up here again!)

~riette Tue, Sep 7, 1999 (01:07) #110

That'll not be the first time.

~MarciaH Tue, Sep 7, 1999 (01:14) #111

so he told me...

~riette Tue, Sep 7, 1999 (03:59) #112

I'm sure he did.

~MarciaH Tue, Sep 7, 1999 (19:49) #113

Do you think he will remember that he did?

~riette Wed, Sep 8, 1999 (02:48) #114

Of course he will. The question is whether he will admit to it or not!

~terry Thu, Sep 9, 1999 (08:34) #115

He'll be back.

~MarciaH Thu, Sep 9, 1999 (15:10) #116

I needed you to say that. Feeling 100% better *right now*.....*hugs* Terry!

~MarciaH Thu, Feb 7, 2002 (20:37) #117

Sam?! Where's your Maserati? Your Gibson and Martins are parked in the wrong places! Take your pick... ;)

~MarciaH Thu, Feb 7, 2002 (20:39) #118

Geez, I never guessed that the real Sam would find his way to the surface again. I must have had a bad 1999. (I did!)

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