help terry find a new wife
Topic 17 · 24 responses · archived october 2000
~ratthing
Tue, Aug 18, 1998 (21:40)
seed
we need to find someone for terry to go to europe with!
~riette
Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (01:33)
#1
Aged?
Haircolour?
Eyecolour?
Size?
Voice type?
I'll catch him one, and wrap her in some fancy paper, and take her along with me next year...
~autumn
Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (14:43)
#2
Maybe we could hook him up on-line at a singles site, like match.com!
~riette
Wed, Aug 19, 1998 (15:48)
#3
Autumn, you are a woman of many talents. Practicality is not one of them. Why go to all that trouble when we could merely help him catch that Kristen woman he raves about so much!?!
~autumn
Thu, Aug 20, 1998 (20:06)
#4
You mean his roommate?? A little obvious, don't you think?
~riette
Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (01:49)
#5
Perhaps, but so practical. Neither of them will have to give up their homes! And what better person to mate with than one's roommate?
~stacey
Fri, Aug 21, 1998 (19:04)
#6
Where's your sense of adventure?
What about the seamy bars, late night rendezvous, early morning "who in the hell"s?
We gotta get Paul out and A-bout so he can have a little fun before settling down in bliss eternal with a wifey.
The Body Choir sounds (and feels no doubt) great but where's your sense of SCREWYNESS?!?!??!
~riette
Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (01:26)
#7
With you as a cousin, who NEEDS an extra sense of screwyness?!?!?!
~KitchenManager
Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (01:36)
#8
Score!
~riette
Sat, Aug 22, 1998 (08:21)
#9
The game's far from over yet....
~stacey
Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (12:15)
#10
perhaps 'an extra sense of screwiness' shall breed tolerance within... YOU!
~ratthing
Wed, Aug 26, 1998 (21:42)
#11
http://www.jailbabes.com
~riette
Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (01:41)
#12
ROTFLMATO!!!
~stacey
Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:07)
#13
great site Ray!
~riette
Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:19)
#14
Is Ray the host?
~stacey
Thu, Aug 27, 1998 (11:20)
#15
he's the jailwarden...
~riette
Fri, Aug 28, 1998 (01:22)
#16
Well, he can guard my jail any day!
~ratthing
Tue, Sep 1, 1998 (21:31)
#17
http://www.realdoll.com
~riette
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (01:17)
#18
ha-ha!!!!
Ray, where on earth do you come up with these places??? They sound like something from the Cycle Slut Magazine, or something.
~ratthing
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (10:18)
#19
well, when you spend as much time as i do on-line, you are just
bound to run into something interesting!
~terry
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (15:21)
#20
Have you you applied for a beta tester position with Realdoll Ray?
~ratthing
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (16:46)
#21
hey! that's an idea! i'll wait 'til they come out with the Riette model.
~terry
Wed, Sep 2, 1998 (18:41)
#22
They're coming out with a boy toy too.
No wife yet, y'all keep them suggestions coming. The rubbery surrogate
was a hell of an idea Ray, but a bit pricey at $5,000. If I was Howard
Stern I could get one for free like he did.
What a biz these guys have going. And they say the Japanese model even
has secretions.
~riette
Thu, Sep 3, 1998 (01:47)
#23
Made of?
~TIM
Sat, Nov 14, 1998 (21:11)
#24
Oil probably.