Maggots — Screwed

~wer Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (03:21) seed

Better pets or better food?

~PT Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (16:55) #1

Would "neither" be an appropriate answer?

~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 20, 1998 (23:00) #2

if that's the only one you've got, it'll have to do...

~riette Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (05:42) #3

What's a maggot?

~PT Mon, Dec 21, 1998 (16:44) #4

A fly larva, about the size shape and color of a grain of rice. A very unpleasant creature.

~KitchenManager Fri, Dec 25, 1998 (08:35) #5

It's all in what you do with them...

~riette Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (03:31) #6

I'm sure in a cluster they'd make a pretty excellent vibrator....if one needed one, of course.

~KitchenManager Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (11:56) #7

Of course...

~riette Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (15:11) #8

There is no such thing as a vibrator for men though, is there? So what do guys use when they are alone?

~KitchenManager Sat, Dec 26, 1998 (23:46) #9

a whole range of things, but the simplest answer is... their hand(s)

~riette Sun, Dec 27, 1998 (05:44) #10

So do women - but apart from that. Is there a male equivalent to the vibrator?

~KitchenManager Sun, Dec 27, 1998 (11:50) #11

sort of, but not really...

~riette Mon, Dec 28, 1998 (04:56) #12

Well?? What is it?

~PT Mon, Dec 28, 1998 (11:28) #13

Kind of a vacuum pump. Or so I hear. I've never actually seen one.

~CotC Thu, Dec 31, 1998 (19:06) #14

Maggots the size of a grain of rice? Man, PT, either they got some awful man-size rice wherever you hail from or some awful sissy little maggots...

~KitchenManager Fri, Jan 1, 1999 (11:56) #15

Been wondering how long it was going to take you to show up in here, Tommy....

~riette Sat, Jan 2, 1999 (00:38) #16

As long as it takes to put a baby to sleep....?

~KitchenManager Wed, Mar 17, 1999 (23:14) #17

A very unhygienic patient was being treated by two nurses for a burst vein in his stomach. While changing the dressing, one of the nurses screamed. They saw maggots crawling down the man's chest. They had been breeding between his teeth, and smelling the open wound, decided to feed further down his body.

~aschuth Thu, Mar 18, 1999 (13:18) #18

Yes, that figures. Aaheeeem, different topic - WhERe'd you say you worked? Oh. Right. Just checking! ;=}

~riette Mon, Apr 26, 1999 (10:23) #19

delightful story, Wer!

~KitchenManager Tue, Apr 27, 1999 (01:39) #20

and it warms my ego that you are so easy to please...

~riette Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (05:33) #21

For now anyway... tomorrow I shall be a spoilt brat again, I think.

~KitchenManager Wed, Apr 28, 1999 (23:33) #22

then, I may have to spank you...

~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:07) #23

OOOH! In that case I think I can feel a tantrum coming on!

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (01:11) #24

*WHACK!!!* (pre-emptive strike because I know what you're thinking...)

~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:27) #25

OUCH!!! I think I can feel an orgasm coming on now...

~riette Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:28) #26

And so much for foreplay!! You just get right down to business, don't you?

~KitchenManager Thu, Apr 29, 1999 (10:59) #27

depends on the situation...you seem to be wound up and ready to go...

~riette Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (02:46) #28

come, you mean

~KitchenManager Fri, Apr 30, 1999 (11:42) #29

that's what you mean, at least... and if you're going to be sassy about it all, I may have to get really rough with you...

~riette Mon, May 3, 1999 (01:08) #30

which Texans define as....?

~KitchenManager Mon, May 3, 1999 (22:31) #31

next time I see one, I'll ask...